May 12, 2023 • 9 mins
You can't bring the whole NBA to the NBA Party and by the way, who is Simone?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is get
this guys. Is he a loser or a work in progress?
We don't know, but we'll find it out in just
a few because right now the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call. What you got for his neph.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, since we in the middle of NBA playoffs right now,
I got one for you. This right here is you'll
NB a party. You'll NB a party, all right? Sounds
pretty pretty nice? And yeah it's yeah, you know, don't
sound like nothing to it, but let's go to it. Yeah, yeah,
(00:41):
you'll NB a party. Here it is.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Come on, hello a long time. Let's I'm looking for Brad.
Hey Bred, how you doing this? Puncho?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Man?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm one of Marcus this boy? How you doing man? Oh? Yeah,
he was that. Hey, y'all talk to Marcus man. He
was telling me about you know, uh the playoff party
man for for for Sunday. Man. So, uh, you told
me if it was cool, I would come through. Man.
I just wanted to call and how to cho see
if I can if I need to bring anything food
or some drinks or whatever. You know you took your
fellows the markets. Yeah yeah, this is Pancho, man, I'm
(01:13):
friends from market. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool.
Yeah yeah, well now you ain't the great, don't unless,
of course, you know you you're drinking something special. But
uh yeah, it's gonna be me Marcus and uh you
know a couple of other boys gonna be here and uh,
you know whatever, you wanna bring it BYLB. So yeah,
that's cool. Okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting? Mean
he told me like a round one? Yeah, yeah, I'm
gonna be here all day, but you know you're coming
(01:35):
through by one, one, two o'clock, you know, just before
the game get started. We'll have to you know, get
the flat screen going. Everything has to be laid out,
so uh yeah, just come up through whatever you come through,
all right, just remember man, Pancho. All right, I'll be there.
I got it, all right? Cool? All right, So hey
hey brand yo, hey Pancho again, man, listen real quick,
(01:55):
how much how much food and and and and look
at do you have? Uh? I think we got enough
for for suddenly it was why what you got going on?
What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I got like
three boys gonna ride with me. Man, I just want
to make sure you got enough over there. Okay, is
this again? This punch shows you know we talked about
thirty minutes ago. This pun show a monk Marcus friend,
(02:19):
right right, Okay, uh I remember I proba you about
thirty minutes ago, told you Marcus told me. Yeah that's right. Yeah,
I'm sorry for bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well,
I mean yes, it's all right. So you know, we
ain't trying to overload the joints, man. Just you know,
I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his,
then but that's cool. You can come to you. It
(02:39):
ain't but three guys, man, It ain't the three guys
coming with me.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
They real cool. Man. We we we we're bringing something
to put on your pid or whatever. You know, it'll
be good. Okay, Yeah, that's that's cool, man. But you know, yeah, yeah,
come on through it man. All right, all right, all right,
I talked to you. I talked to you, all right, Brett. Hey, wait,
is what of them Marcus? It's one of the guys
my uncles? Yes, no, no, no, no, no, I got
(03:03):
it's three guys. Me. I make four you know some
of three other guys. Yeah whatever, man at school? Yeah,
bring them through, man, come on, all right, all right,
all right, look hello hey Brad Plancho again.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Listen, Hey, I'm I'm gonna bring one more I'm gonna
bring one more person with me to the whole. Hold
a pumpkil breaks players, Wait, hold a whole up? Now,
what's up you? Marcus his friends? You're me and one poncho. Yeah, okay,
I know you, Pancho man, but you're bringing everybody, but
just go camping. Marcus is cool with me. That's my fault.
(03:39):
We go way back. And if you hold it him too,
then okay you can come. You know, I'm trying to
have an NBA playoff game. You bringing the whole NBA
with you? No, no, no, it ain't like that, man, man.
I mean, place is that big. You know my wife
is gonna be coming through here. And you know I
got the house played out. I thought I wouldn't un
destroy the place. I just got the dog house like
two weeks ago. I try to that up. So what
(04:02):
coming through? You come through? You know, bring one or
two people with you, but that's it. Okay, Well, listen
to you, he would have decided me. I ain't gonna
bring the duel with me. I'm just gonna bring a
little lady friend with me, man, if is that cool?
I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend, no duds. Okay,
that's cool. Now you're talking, okay, cause I know she
ain't eat so much. Come on through here with her
and you know, be done with that's fine, right right right.
(04:23):
I'm gonna call her Simone now and tell her and
tell her that that that she coming with me. Okay,
what's her name? Her name's Simon, that's what that's my
wife's name. Okay, okay, okay, but maybe the hook up
while they while we're watching the game, that'll be cool. Yang,
she ain't here, so I send her and her girls.
Be care that that nails done. Okay, Okay, So check
this out, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna reach out to
(04:43):
Simon and let her know that we're gonna we're gonna
leave here and get over there like about one. And
you see it's cool, right, yeah, yeah, it's cool man.
That that's a whole lot better than being about up
in here. Okay, okay, but yeah, yeah, now I check
this man, mine, uh you know my friend she she
she married, you know, and and she wanted to get
away from my husband for a minute. Man, I guess
I've been going through so you know, you know, just
keeping hold the way back back up there. I bringing
(05:05):
a married woman named Simon. What are the eyes of that?
My wife's name is Sman. Okay, well do I mean
it might? What was this pointing? Simone? Is the last name? Is?
That's my last name? Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait hold on wait wait, hold on, hold on, dog?
This this okay, this this Simon is light skin. Yeah,
(05:27):
you keep on describing her. She's light skin, five gone,
short hair at the Halley cut. Yeah, that's that's that's
that's that's I want you doing with my wife. Hey, dog,
me and Simone been friends for a minute. Man, It
wasn't ntil like a couple of weeks ago. She reached
out to me and said she was she was going
through something, some some pom he reached out to you
(05:47):
to tell you that she's going through some stuff. For
a dude. Well, I'm that dude. Okay, Okay, I see
my wife. Hey man, I mean you know about a year,
but who counting you? Know what I'm saying. A year,
that's about the time we start to have some issues. Yeah, yeah,
y'all come on over to this party. Hey man, I'm
sure we can try to figure this kind of situation out. No, no,
not pump your price. My wife don't give you. I
(06:11):
don't give it about her either, And you know you
are you know they say, you know what, I've always
believed this. There are no mistakes when everything happens when
you're supposed to be. So it's funny how you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen,
I'm getting this number. My boy gave no get it
you probably call it and drinking from her, that's what
you about. My boy gave me this knocked up lead.
Leave some moone out of this man like you can't
(06:33):
tell me right now? You know I'm about to be
up with you right now. I'm gonna call her matter
saying I ain't gonna call at all. Don't don't tell
her my wife. Just bring her to the party. I
got a guess for this for you. I got a
three eighty, I got a smith, I got a Western,
I got a size fourteen tiller and go right up there.
So you just come on over with this party. Oh okay,
(06:53):
hey man, hey man, listen, listen, my boy, my boy
gave me your number. Man, so I don't know who
my boy is. Markey said, he don't know you. Marcas
don't know me. But guess who else knows me? Though?
That you don't know? For say something? Hey, Brad, this
is Nephew tire me man from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your boy Marcus got me the prank phone. Call you what.
(07:23):
I don't give this something I'm gonna get. Hey Brad,
what was you gonna do with the party? Man? Yeah? Man, uh,
it's about Hey man, let me ask you something. What's
(07:44):
the baddest radio show in the last It's a Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here he gets a little upset because I'm bringing his
wife to the party. You see what I'm saying that
I don't. I don't get that. You know you're getting
a little up second, and I'm bringing your wife to
the bard. I mean, I ain't you know, I didn't chill. Yeah,
we're gonna we supposed we're supposed to get together and
hang out. We didn't know. We just gotta know. Yeah,
(08:13):
my bad keeping a stupid baby It's going down Saturday
in May twenty seven. It's going down all right at
the Fox in Detroit, Michigan, the Fox Theater. It's jokes
and jams. I got down there Rollins, I got Capone,
I got Red Grant, I got the girl, Kelly Kels,
Tony Roberts, o MG hosted by Yours truly, and I
got d Ray Davis. And the jams is juvenile. The
(08:35):
jams belongs to juvenile. That is jokes in Jam the Detroit, Michigan,
Saturday night, May twenty seven at the Fox Theater. Tickets
on Seal Rent. Now I mean Writt now r E
t N A Rett Night.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm done, all right, Noshew, coming up Strawberry letter. The
subject is is he a loser or a work in progress?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Either which one?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Which one? If you gotta ask? Okay, we'll get into
the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
You're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is get
this guys. Is he a loser or a work in progress?
We don't know, but we'll find it out in just
a few because right now the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call. What you got for his neph.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, since we in the middle of NBA playoffs right now,
I got one for you. This right here is you'll
NB a party. You'll NB a party, all right? Sounds
pretty pretty nice? And yeah it's yeah, you know, don't
sound like nothing to it, but let's go to it. Yeah, yeah,
(00:41):
you'll NB a party. Here it is.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Come on, hello a long time. Let's I'm looking for Brad.
Hey Bred, how you doing this? Puncho?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Man?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm one of Marcus this boy? How you doing man? Oh? Yeah,
he was that. Hey, y'all talk to Marcus man. He
was telling me about you know, uh the playoff party
man for for for Sunday. Man. So, uh, you told
me if it was cool, I would come through. Man.
I just wanted to call and how to cho see
if I can if I need to bring anything food
or some drinks or whatever. You know you took your
fellows the markets. Yeah yeah, this is Pancho, man, I'm
(01:13):
friends from market. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool.
Yeah yeah, well now you ain't the great, don't unless,
of course, you know you you're drinking something special. But
uh yeah, it's gonna be me Marcus and uh you
know a couple of other boys gonna be here and uh,
you know whatever, you wanna bring it BYLB. So yeah,
that's cool. Okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting? Mean
he told me like a round one? Yeah, yeah, I'm
gonna be here all day, but you know you're coming
(01:35):
through by one, one, two o'clock, you know, just before
the game get started. We'll have to you know, get
the flat screen going. Everything has to be laid out,
so uh yeah, just come up through whatever you come through,
all right, just remember man, Pancho. All right, I'll be there.
I got it, all right? Cool? All right, So hey
hey brand yo, hey Pancho again, man, listen real quick,
(01:55):
how much how much food and and and and look
at do you have? Uh? I think we got enough
for for suddenly it was why what you got going on?
What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I got like
three boys gonna ride with me. Man, I just want
to make sure you got enough over there. Okay, is
this again? This punch shows you know we talked about
thirty minutes ago. This pun show a monk Marcus friend,
(02:19):
right right, Okay, uh I remember I proba you about
thirty minutes ago, told you Marcus told me. Yeah that's right. Yeah,
I'm sorry for bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well,
I mean yes, it's all right. So you know, we
ain't trying to overload the joints, man. Just you know,
I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his,
then but that's cool. You can come to you. It
(02:39):
ain't but three guys, man, It ain't the three guys
coming with me.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
They real cool. Man. We we we we're bringing something
to put on your pid or whatever. You know, it'll
be good. Okay, Yeah, that's that's cool, man. But you know, yeah, yeah,
come on through it man. All right, all right, all right,
I talked to you. I talked to you, all right, Brett. Hey, wait,
is what of them Marcus? It's one of the guys
my uncles? Yes, no, no, no, no, no, I got
(03:03):
it's three guys. Me. I make four you know some
of three other guys. Yeah whatever, man at school? Yeah,
bring them through, man, come on, all right, all right,
all right, look hello hey Brad Plancho again.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Listen, Hey, I'm I'm gonna bring one more I'm gonna
bring one more person with me to the whole. Hold
a pumpkil breaks players, Wait, hold a whole up? Now,
what's up you? Marcus his friends? You're me and one poncho. Yeah, okay,
I know you, Pancho man, but you're bringing everybody, but
just go camping. Marcus is cool with me. That's my fault.
(03:39):
We go way back. And if you hold it him too,
then okay you can come. You know, I'm trying to
have an NBA playoff game. You bringing the whole NBA
with you? No, no, no, it ain't like that, man, man.
I mean, place is that big. You know my wife
is gonna be coming through here. And you know I
got the house played out. I thought I wouldn't un
destroy the place. I just got the dog house like
two weeks ago. I try to that up. So what
(04:02):
coming through? You come through? You know, bring one or
two people with you, but that's it. Okay, Well, listen
to you, he would have decided me. I ain't gonna
bring the duel with me. I'm just gonna bring a
little lady friend with me, man, if is that cool?
I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend, no duds. Okay,
that's cool. Now you're talking, okay, cause I know she
ain't eat so much. Come on through here with her
and you know, be done with that's fine, right right right.
(04:23):
I'm gonna call her Simone now and tell her and
tell her that that that she coming with me. Okay,
what's her name? Her name's Simon, that's what that's my
wife's name. Okay, okay, okay, but maybe the hook up
while they while we're watching the game, that'll be cool. Yang,
she ain't here, so I send her and her girls.
Be care that that nails done. Okay, Okay, So check
this out, man, I'm I'm I'm gonna reach out to
(04:43):
Simon and let her know that we're gonna we're gonna
leave here and get over there like about one. And
you see it's cool, right, yeah, yeah, it's cool man.
That that's a whole lot better than being about up
in here. Okay, okay, but yeah, yeah, now I check
this man, mine, uh you know my friend she she
she married, you know, and and she wanted to get
away from my husband for a minute. Man, I guess
I've been going through so you know, you know, just
keeping hold the way back back up there. I bringing
(05:05):
a married woman named Simon. What are the eyes of that?
My wife's name is Sman. Okay, well do I mean
it might? What was this pointing? Simone? Is the last name? Is?
That's my last name? Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait hold on wait wait, hold on, hold on, dog?
This this okay, this this Simon is light skin. Yeah,
(05:27):
you keep on describing her. She's light skin, five gone,
short hair at the Halley cut. Yeah, that's that's that's
that's that's I want you doing with my wife. Hey, dog,
me and Simone been friends for a minute. Man, It
wasn't ntil like a couple of weeks ago. She reached
out to me and said she was she was going
through something, some some pom he reached out to you
(05:47):
to tell you that she's going through some stuff. For
a dude. Well, I'm that dude. Okay, Okay, I see
my wife. Hey man, I mean you know about a year,
but who counting you? Know what I'm saying. A year,
that's about the time we start to have some issues. Yeah, yeah,
y'all come on over to this party. Hey man, I'm
sure we can try to figure this kind of situation out. No, no,
not pump your price. My wife don't give you. I
(06:11):
don't give it about her either, And you know you
are you know they say, you know what, I've always
believed this. There are no mistakes when everything happens when
you're supposed to be. So it's funny how you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen,
I'm getting this number. My boy gave no get it
you probably call it and drinking from her, that's what
you about. My boy gave me this knocked up lead.
Leave some moone out of this man like you can't
(06:33):
tell me right now? You know I'm about to be
up with you right now. I'm gonna call her matter
saying I ain't gonna call at all. Don't don't tell
her my wife. Just bring her to the party. I
got a guess for this for you. I got a
three eighty, I got a smith, I got a Western,
I got a size fourteen tiller and go right up there.
So you just come on over with this party. Oh okay,
(06:53):
hey man, hey man, listen, listen, my boy, my boy
gave me your number. Man, so I don't know who
my boy is. Markey said, he don't know you. Marcas
don't know me. But guess who else knows me? Though?
That you don't know? For say something? Hey, Brad, this
is Nephew tire me man from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Your boy Marcus got me the prank phone. Call you what.
(07:23):
I don't give this something I'm gonna get. Hey Brad,
what was you gonna do with the party? Man? Yeah? Man, uh,
it's about Hey man, let me ask you something. What's
(07:44):
the baddest radio show in the last It's a Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here he gets a little upset because I'm bringing his
wife to the party. You see what I'm saying that
I don't. I don't get that. You know you're getting
a little up second, and I'm bringing your wife to
the bard. I mean, I ain't you know, I didn't chill. Yeah,
we're gonna we supposed we're supposed to get together and
hang out. We didn't know. We just gotta know. Yeah,
(08:13):
my bad keeping a stupid baby It's going down Saturday
in May twenty seven. It's going down all right at
the Fox in Detroit, Michigan, the Fox Theater. It's jokes
and jams. I got down there Rollins, I got Capone,
I got Red Grant, I got the girl, Kelly Kels,
Tony Roberts, o MG hosted by Yours truly, and I
got d Ray Davis. And the jams is juvenile. The
(08:35):
jams belongs to juvenile. That is jokes in Jam the Detroit, Michigan,
Saturday night, May twenty seven at the Fox Theater. Tickets
on Seal Rent. Now I mean Writt now r E
t N A Rett Night.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm done, all right, Noshew, coming up Strawberry letter. The
subject is is he a loser or a work in progress?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Either which one?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Which one? If you gotta ask? Okay, we'll get into
the Strawberry letter.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
You're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.
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