May 16, 2024 • 9 mins
How do you accuse an elderly woman for hitting your Benz when there is no proof?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he asks to see it, and I
heard him. We'll get into that find out what that's
all about in just a few This one's crazy. Right now,
the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What you got for us? Now? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I got one business classic right here, man, This right
here is called you hit my car?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You hit my car?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh, my god, cut up real lived for the seatbelt
on tight. I'll pull over with y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was y'all. Just be late this morning. Just be late.
It's a good one. Let's go. You hit my car,
Let's go, cat dog?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Oh you wait that there Raymond notices all over the place.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adel's.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
This is she?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Do you live in apartment number seveny eight?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That depends on who's asking.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,
apartment one on five. Do you live in apartment number
seventy eight?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What you want with I live?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Look? Fam Do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera
light blue?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
One?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
All right, your next door neighbor then told me that
you ran into my car. I got a Bens, a
black one of two thousand and five C two forty.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Now I got light blue.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Scratches on my My neighbor told you what.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I told you the cross up across the hall.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
What the cross?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I they live across the hall? Told you what, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Listen, all I know is he said he live in
apartment eighty. He lived next door to you. You live
in a supposedly apartment seven age right here in Cambridge
Court apartments.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Now, all I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Saying is he told me your car is, which is
the light blue car hit my backed into my car? Now,
I ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got
to fix my car and I got light blue scratches.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
On my Bens.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Last I checked my light blue clamor the only light
blue camera they made.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Ma'am, you're the only.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Light You're the only light blue car in the parking lot.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
The only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,
I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
car in the damn parking lot, ma'am. I'm not look,
and I'm in the middle of watching t What can
I do for you?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
What you mean, what can you do for me? You
didn't hit my car.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
He ain't touch your damn car. If you got some
cameras out in this parking lot that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Saw me hit your car, no, I don't have no cameras.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
But I believe this conversation is over, and I don't
give a damn what the cross eyed man across the
hall told you.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Hold on, hold on, play is you yelling at me?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm not yelling at you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
But my car touch your damn the.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Only light blue car in the parking lone.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
The only light blue car in the parking lot now
and as a matter of crack, my car ain't even
in the parking lot. My sister bar go to the stow.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, is it possible that your sister is the one
that hit my car?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Now? Now?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she
hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
because she would have told me she hit your damn call. Look,
I said ain't nobody hit your damn car. My car
ain't got no damn scratches on it. Give what kind
of scratches you got on your car? But I can't
do a damn thing about it. And even if you did,
(03:32):
let me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,
no way, so I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Wait a minute, a minute, let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You ain't got to tell me. You ain't got to
seeing me, thank and as far as I'm concerned, this
conversation is over.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Wait a minute, let me ask you how a hun
call it back?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Mister. You act like I ain't got your car. You
had them scratches on your car all ready, and you
ain't finna use me as no more and excuse to
get you no new paper.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I ain't had no scratches already on my car.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah you had them? Oh yeah, you had no idea.
I'm gonna tell him an insurance is justin if he
come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
I already told you I ain't.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Got no don't make me come over to your apartment
number seven eight standing in the door.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I'm on my way to the door now, I'm standing
in the door.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred
dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need
to pay for.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You the owner ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars.
So you already doing better than me? What? What? What?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What? Look?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me about.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I need to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
About this car.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I got thirty to your car.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
even park next to know BMWs lately.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's a bens hellever. It's a ben C two forty,
a black.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Give a damn if it's a being seven seven and seven,
I can't help you.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They don't make a seven seventy.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't, damn lady.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Look, you know what can I say something to you?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
No, you can't say you know what you can say
to me? You can say bye.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I just want to say one more thing to you,
one more thing.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead on.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
All I want to.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Say is this nephew Timmy from The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Your sister robbing out of DC, putting me up.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh that it don't make me. You know what, I
don't even have y'all show. I listened to the show
on the internet and this, Oh you wait till I
talked to her ally.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Mister Dale, Well, Lizzen, before you go, can you tell
me what is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Alright, nephew, told me you knew you didn't run into
nobody else.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Damn Well, I ain't hear nobody because I'll be trying
to pull myself out there, palk, so won't nobody you know?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
All right, I'm the only light blue camera in the
parking lot right now.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Now tell you that across the hall. Oh my me,
I love her. You already doing better than me.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
She was not having it, but all lets sighing and breathing.
Uh did she say Raymond noodles?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Whatever it was, it wasn't the right it was, Oh
my God, to help me out.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
All the Nephew is coming to town Dallas, Dallas Fort Worth,
Texas Nephew Tommy's House Party Common Damn Live with special
guests Tody robertson the building, Dominique in the building and
the nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth at
the Majestic Field.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That is Father's Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
So bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys,
bring your well you're older boys, because it's gonna be
it's gonna be that kind of part. It's gonna be
a grown and sexy type of party. So come on
out and hang out with the nephew and it's gonna
be real. No, the last time I was in Dallas,
you know what happens on the show hosting and you
(07:35):
know what you know, you get ten minutes of me
here and man, that's head.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But then this time you get off one hundred and
forty two comedians now out of New York. That was
New York. Ain't doing that. No, I don't know. He's
been on I ain't doing nothing, Explosures.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
He's been on Comedy Explosures, Comedy Extrava, Gailzs, Comedy Games.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Comedy Spectaclears.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Now for the comedy, it's super caintro fragilistic, Tommy and
friends all funny hate them, but this time you get
to get Tommy for real.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
This is not all these thirty forty people. That is
not what's happening. Yes you Tommy, and you can't count
the people show, So dallat's get your tickets. Tickets are
going well.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So I'm looking for a soul I show man at
the Majestic June fifteen, Fathers Day Weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Get your tickets.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
They on sale right now, and you're gonna get a
whole lot of Timmy.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
It's so many people on this show we can't even
name it. Tommy Neil, Ladies and gentlemen, here comes Tommy
in too many dawn people, Ladian gentlemen, Tommy and all
of them this time?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
All right, if you Tommy in most of everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Else, coll me up an next Strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Here all.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
He has to see it and I heard him is
the subject. We'll get into it right.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
How many pictures on how many people on the post?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
You're listening, Hardy Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he asks to see it, and I
heard him. We'll get into that find out what that's
all about in just a few This one's crazy. Right now,
the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What you got for us? Now? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I got one business classic right here, man, This right
here is called you hit my car?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You hit my car?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh, my god, cut up real lived for the seatbelt
on tight. I'll pull over with y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was y'all. Just be late this morning. Just be late.
It's a good one. Let's go. You hit my car,
Let's go, cat dog?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Oh you wait that there Raymond notices all over the place.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adel's.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
This is she?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Do you live in apartment number seveny eight?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That depends on who's asking.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,
apartment one on five. Do you live in apartment number
seventy eight?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
What you want with I live?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Look? Fam Do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera
light blue?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
One?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
All right, your next door neighbor then told me that
you ran into my car. I got a Bens, a
black one of two thousand and five C two forty.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Now I got light blue.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Scratches on my My neighbor told you what.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I told you the cross up across the hall.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
What the cross?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I they live across the hall? Told you what, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Listen, all I know is he said he live in
apartment eighty. He lived next door to you. You live
in a supposedly apartment seven age right here in Cambridge
Court apartments.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Now, all I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Saying is he told me your car is, which is
the light blue car hit my backed into my car? Now,
I ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got
to fix my car and I got light blue scratches.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
On my Bens.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Last I checked my light blue clamor the only light
blue camera they made.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Ma'am, you're the only.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Light You're the only light blue car in the parking lot.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
The only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,
I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
car in the damn parking lot, ma'am. I'm not look,
and I'm in the middle of watching t What can
I do for you?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
What you mean, what can you do for me? You
didn't hit my car.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
He ain't touch your damn car. If you got some
cameras out in this parking lot that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Saw me hit your car, no, I don't have no cameras.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
But I believe this conversation is over, and I don't
give a damn what the cross eyed man across the
hall told you.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Hold on, hold on, play is you yelling at me?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm not yelling at you.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
But my car touch your damn the.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Only light blue car in the parking lone.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
The only light blue car in the parking lot now
and as a matter of crack, my car ain't even
in the parking lot. My sister bar go to the stow.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, is it possible that your sister is the one
that hit my car?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Now? Now?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she
hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
because she would have told me she hit your damn call. Look,
I said ain't nobody hit your damn car. My car
ain't got no damn scratches on it. Give what kind
of scratches you got on your car? But I can't
do a damn thing about it. And even if you did,
(03:32):
let me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,
no way, so I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Wait a minute, a minute, let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You ain't got to tell me. You ain't got to
seeing me, thank and as far as I'm concerned, this
conversation is over.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Wait a minute, let me ask you how a hun
call it back?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Mister. You act like I ain't got your car. You
had them scratches on your car all ready, and you
ain't finna use me as no more and excuse to
get you no new paper.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I ain't had no scratches already on my car.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah you had them? Oh yeah, you had no idea.
I'm gonna tell him an insurance is justin if he
come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
I already told you I ain't.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Got no don't make me come over to your apartment
number seven eight standing in the door.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I'm on my way to the door now, I'm standing
in the door.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred
dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need
to pay for.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You the owner ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars.
So you already doing better than me? What? What? What?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What? Look?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me about.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I need to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
About this car.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I got thirty to your car.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
even park next to know BMWs lately.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's a bens hellever. It's a ben C two forty,
a black.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Give a damn if it's a being seven seven and seven,
I can't help you.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They don't make a seven seventy.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't, damn lady.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Look, you know what can I say something to you?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
No, you can't say you know what you can say
to me? You can say bye.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I just want to say one more thing to you,
one more thing.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead on.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
All I want to.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Say is this nephew Timmy from The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Your sister robbing out of DC, putting me up.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh that it don't make me. You know what, I
don't even have y'all show. I listened to the show
on the internet and this, Oh you wait till I
talked to her ally.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Mister Dale, Well, Lizzen, before you go, can you tell
me what is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Alright, nephew, told me you knew you didn't run into
nobody else.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Damn Well, I ain't hear nobody because I'll be trying
to pull myself out there, palk, so won't nobody you know?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
All right, I'm the only light blue camera in the
parking lot right now.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Now tell you that across the hall. Oh my me,
I love her. You already doing better than me.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
She was not having it, but all lets sighing and breathing.
Uh did she say Raymond noodles?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Whatever it was, it wasn't the right it was, Oh
my God, to help me out.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
All the Nephew is coming to town Dallas, Dallas Fort Worth,
Texas Nephew Tommy's House Party Common Damn Live with special
guests Tody robertson the building, Dominique in the building and
the nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth at
the Majestic Field.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That is Father's Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
So bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys,
bring your well you're older boys, because it's gonna be
it's gonna be that kind of part. It's gonna be
a grown and sexy type of party. So come on
out and hang out with the nephew and it's gonna
be real. No, the last time I was in Dallas,
you know what happens on the show hosting and you
(07:35):
know what you know, you get ten minutes of me
here and man, that's head.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But then this time you get off one hundred and
forty two comedians now out of New York. That was
New York. Ain't doing that. No, I don't know. He's
been on I ain't doing nothing, Explosures.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
He's been on Comedy Explosures, Comedy Extrava, Gailzs, Comedy Games.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Comedy Spectaclears.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Now for the comedy, it's super caintro fragilistic, Tommy and
friends all funny hate them, but this time you get
to get Tommy for real.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
This is not all these thirty forty people. That is
not what's happening. Yes you Tommy, and you can't count
the people show, So dallat's get your tickets. Tickets are
going well.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So I'm looking for a soul I show man at
the Majestic June fifteen, Fathers Day Weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Get your tickets.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
They on sale right now, and you're gonna get a
whole lot of Timmy.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
It's so many people on this show we can't even
name it. Tommy Neil, Ladies and gentlemen, here comes Tommy
in too many dawn people, Ladian gentlemen, Tommy and all
of them this time?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
All right, if you Tommy in most of everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Else, coll me up an next Strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Here all.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
He has to see it and I heard him is
the subject. We'll get into it right.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
How many pictures on how many people on the post?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
You're listening, Hardy Morning Show
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