October 9, 2019 • 9 mins
Fool #1 calls a woman to tell her that her drunk husband was seen with another lady and is in the back of a police car.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,
I'm too sexy to have male friends. M Yeah, wait
till you hear this letter. Okay, right now the nephew
in the building with today's praying phone call. What do
you have for us today? Now? Yo? Drug huspan Yeah yeah,
(00:24):
yo drug us. Let's run it here it is, come on, hello,
you got a hold on a minute? Okay, I got
your phone. I'll give your wife a call. Hello, hello,
a right right now. You're in abriatd sir, okay, right now,
to be taking you in, but I'm not gonna do that.
You let me. You're able to come and pick you up.
I'll let her come get you. All right, all up,
(00:46):
it's gonna office. Brian gonna put you in his squad car.
I'm gonna call your wife. I've got the phone, dolling
now all right, okay, Hello, Hello? Who is he? Whom? I?
Who am I sushing with? Place? Who is this? This
is Officer Daniels for Daniel us. Just call from This
(01:08):
is my husband number? Who is who is officer? Then?
I am Officer Daniels. Man Your husband's actually being pulled
over and he's been uh actually he's in another officer's car.
He's he's a little bit of knebriated here and we're
trying to see about getting them picked up. I'm trying
my best not to take him in today, so I'm
trying to be a Chris Samaritan. I'm trying to get
(01:29):
someone to come and pick him up. Hold on, hold on,
hold on, back up, back up. You got my husband,
uh what I got here on the driver's licenses Kenny Kenny,
and he's with you now. He's actually an officer Brian's
squad car right now. So he was actually uh bobbing
and weaving out on the road and we pulled him over.
(01:49):
He's not creating any problems. The young lady wasn't creating
any problems. So what we're trying, what we're trying to
do is get somebody to come and pick him up.
You have my husband because my husband did work, so
he can't be an officer Bran in your car? And
did you say tim again? Did you say somebody's with Kenneth?
That was a young lady in the car. Man. We're
actually letting her go because she's not inebriated. Uh from
(02:12):
a look towards somebody. She's calling somebody to pick her
up now, man, no, no, I can't believe it. Kenny,
and I know that dirty song gotten her back in
my car. That's my car. And you said that he
had teman this officer. Tell me this. Look at that
and tell what she looked like. If that'd not be that,
that'd not be the one I think she have no
(02:35):
excuse me, ma'am. I know what you're ard about it
in my cause he's supposed to be working. I'm so sorry.
Jack Jasmine, okay, you're Josue. Okay, we'll talk to your moment.
Her name is jasm. I'm not sure who keep the
(02:58):
keeping holding. That's how I get there. I'm on my way.
I'm on my way right now. Hey, Bridget, I want
you to watch these children from the time I get back.
I'm going to see if I can give me a
ride up to the truck stop and I'll be back
in a minute. Okay, man, listen, I can't. I can't
stay here too much longer. I could. I can say
maybe another fifth twenty minutes. Somebody come to get the car,
(03:18):
but I gotta keep moving here. I'm just trying to
do another I'm on my way. I'm all my way.
I'm all my way. I got my parents in my hand.
I'm all my way to that fun. Stop. Please don't
take that. Don't where because I got some fun And
when I get there, I hope like hell and they
they's been calling me so with me all through the
(03:41):
nice leave for the attack. Get there because I got
some things that I need to take care of. This thing.
Don't move the squad car toil I get there. I'm
on wait right now, right now, I be there in
a minute. I well, that took my time picked up there.
To date, we don't had arguments on with it. It
better not be there. If better not, I bet you.
(04:04):
If bed not be here, it's better not be here.
I'm all my way. I'll be there in a minute.
I beat that said. Okay, well, now here's a guy
that was with Kenny. Let me close. You can hear
me better man. Uh, there was another gentleman that was
in the back seat of the car that was riding
with Kenny and the young lady. I don't give it
(04:24):
no other riding with Kenny. You just make sure he's
there when I get there. Okay, okay, now do you
know who this other gentleman? Do you know? Uh? Nephew Tommy.
I don't care, but I know if you Netphew Tommy,
Nephew Tommy send for you. This is Nephew telling me
(04:45):
from the Steve Wave and mornings your baby, your usban
Kenny got me to pray folk call you man, got
you guess you ain't kidded because happen the can and
you time to go down to bank head in two
(05:05):
eight five and when you get home, he's still on.
Oh my god you are. Oh my god. Now I'm
gonna check. What are you at times? Oh man? He
told me, he said, Man, my wife don't play, he said,
white man to pray my wife. You aren't. I'm dood
(05:28):
time to I'm doing. I'm doing Korea though, he did.
We're saying work here here in your car at work
he works. You better be perfect. Hey, baby, tell me
this is what's the baddest radio show in the land?
Steve how the Lord Show? I don't know? How was
(05:51):
that right there? How was that right here? Did I
put some stupid out? Did I sprankle some stupid junior?
Don't say nothing. Alright, let me. I gotta make sure
I put my stupid you know, I gotta do that.
(06:13):
Let me. Let me make this announcement Jackson, Mississippi. I'm
supposed to be there this weekend. The club is not
opening this weekend. I was the grand opening this weekend,
because that's how you grand open. You grant open with
somebody like me. Alright, alright, that's how you open. But
you stay tuned. I'll keep you posting on when the
show will happen. But it's not happening this weekend. They're
(06:34):
working on some things. But nevertheless, the Nephew is still coming.
As soon as I let you know, I will be there.
And I guess where I am gonna be, asked me?
Asked me? Well, October eighteenth and nineteenth. I'm in Chicago,
Illinois at the Very Crown. That's two nights, the eighteenth
(06:57):
and nineteen, along with me, one of the craziest ones
in Common Laville Crawford, Corey Holke, Them, Tony Roberts, DC,
Young Fly Country Wayne, and it's hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy.
That's two nights at the Every Crown, the eighteenth and
nineteenth of October Friday in Saturday. Tickets are on sale
right now. You can go to all ticket Master outlets
(07:19):
so you can go to the Every Crown box office
and get you some tickets. Once again, that is a
line up right there, Laville Crawford, Corey Holke, Them, Tony Robberts,
d See Young Fly Country, Wayne and yours truly the
nephew holding it down hosting the Whole Show eighteenth and nineteen.
Tickets on sale right now. No, Shirley, I have no
comp tickets, thank you. Okay, Well then I won you.
(07:48):
I was next and don't want you to pay your
sick ticket and come see me and support me. Okay.
Is it going to charity show? Okay? Not this show
right here? Okay? See if it was going to charity, okay,
that's when you absolutely that's for charity. How much do
(08:11):
you give to chair with teeth? How abouch are your tickets?
That's where we're going. I thought at some point we
were friend of that. That's why I'm not buying the
tickets you. I'm looking at you and holler, and I
know I know your cust when you get made a
(08:31):
lot of people don't know that. God say you don't
say it. I don't, Shirley, Why are you looking at
the ground. I'm not okay. Look me in my eyes
and say I don't cut when I get made. No
one on the radio can see me. Do it. Look
at you in your eyes. We gotta go, We got
I know they comment all the time on my I
(08:52):
g all right. Coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today,
and we'll get right into it. The sub is I'm
too sexy to have male friends. Right after this
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,
I'm too sexy to have male friends. M Yeah, wait
till you hear this letter. Okay, right now the nephew
in the building with today's praying phone call. What do
you have for us today? Now? Yo? Drug huspan Yeah yeah,
(00:24):
yo drug us. Let's run it here it is, come on, hello,
you got a hold on a minute? Okay, I got
your phone. I'll give your wife a call. Hello, hello,
a right right now. You're in abriatd sir, okay, right now,
to be taking you in, but I'm not gonna do that.
You let me. You're able to come and pick you up.
I'll let her come get you. All right, all up,
(00:46):
it's gonna office. Brian gonna put you in his squad car.
I'm gonna call your wife. I've got the phone, dolling
now all right, okay, Hello, Hello? Who is he? Whom? I?
Who am I sushing with? Place? Who is this? This
is Officer Daniels for Daniel us. Just call from This
(01:08):
is my husband number? Who is who is officer? Then?
I am Officer Daniels. Man Your husband's actually being pulled
over and he's been uh actually he's in another officer's car.
He's he's a little bit of knebriated here and we're
trying to see about getting them picked up. I'm trying
my best not to take him in today, so I'm
trying to be a Chris Samaritan. I'm trying to get
(01:29):
someone to come and pick him up. Hold on, hold on,
hold on, back up, back up. You got my husband,
uh what I got here on the driver's licenses Kenny Kenny,
and he's with you now. He's actually an officer Brian's
squad car right now. So he was actually uh bobbing
and weaving out on the road and we pulled him over.
(01:49):
He's not creating any problems. The young lady wasn't creating
any problems. So what we're trying, what we're trying to
do is get somebody to come and pick him up.
You have my husband because my husband did work, so
he can't be an officer Bran in your car? And
did you say tim again? Did you say somebody's with Kenneth?
That was a young lady in the car. Man. We're
actually letting her go because she's not inebriated. Uh from
(02:12):
a look towards somebody. She's calling somebody to pick her
up now, man, no, no, I can't believe it. Kenny,
and I know that dirty song gotten her back in
my car. That's my car. And you said that he
had teman this officer. Tell me this. Look at that
and tell what she looked like. If that'd not be that,
that'd not be the one I think she have no
(02:35):
excuse me, ma'am. I know what you're ard about it
in my cause he's supposed to be working. I'm so sorry.
Jack Jasmine, okay, you're Josue. Okay, we'll talk to your moment.
Her name is jasm. I'm not sure who keep the
(02:58):
keeping holding. That's how I get there. I'm on my way.
I'm on my way right now. Hey, Bridget, I want
you to watch these children from the time I get back.
I'm going to see if I can give me a
ride up to the truck stop and I'll be back
in a minute. Okay, man, listen, I can't. I can't
stay here too much longer. I could. I can say
maybe another fifth twenty minutes. Somebody come to get the car,
(03:18):
but I gotta keep moving here. I'm just trying to
do another I'm on my way. I'm all my way.
I'm all my way. I got my parents in my hand.
I'm all my way to that fun. Stop. Please don't
take that. Don't where because I got some fun And
when I get there, I hope like hell and they
they's been calling me so with me all through the
(03:41):
nice leave for the attack. Get there because I got
some things that I need to take care of. This thing.
Don't move the squad car toil I get there. I'm
on wait right now, right now, I be there in
a minute. I well, that took my time picked up there.
To date, we don't had arguments on with it. It
better not be there. If better not, I bet you.
(04:04):
If bed not be here, it's better not be here.
I'm all my way. I'll be there in a minute.
I beat that said. Okay, well, now here's a guy
that was with Kenny. Let me close. You can hear
me better man. Uh, there was another gentleman that was
in the back seat of the car that was riding
with Kenny and the young lady. I don't give it
(04:24):
no other riding with Kenny. You just make sure he's
there when I get there. Okay, okay, now do you
know who this other gentleman? Do you know? Uh? Nephew Tommy.
I don't care, but I know if you Netphew Tommy,
Nephew Tommy send for you. This is Nephew telling me
(04:45):
from the Steve Wave and mornings your baby, your usban
Kenny got me to pray folk call you man, got
you guess you ain't kidded because happen the can and
you time to go down to bank head in two
(05:05):
eight five and when you get home, he's still on.
Oh my god you are. Oh my god. Now I'm
gonna check. What are you at times? Oh man? He
told me, he said, Man, my wife don't play, he said,
white man to pray my wife. You aren't. I'm dood
(05:28):
time to I'm doing. I'm doing Korea though, he did.
We're saying work here here in your car at work
he works. You better be perfect. Hey, baby, tell me
this is what's the baddest radio show in the land?
Steve how the Lord Show? I don't know? How was
(05:51):
that right there? How was that right here? Did I
put some stupid out? Did I sprankle some stupid junior?
Don't say nothing. Alright, let me. I gotta make sure
I put my stupid you know, I gotta do that.
(06:13):
Let me. Let me make this announcement Jackson, Mississippi. I'm
supposed to be there this weekend. The club is not
opening this weekend. I was the grand opening this weekend,
because that's how you grand open. You grant open with
somebody like me. Alright, alright, that's how you open. But
you stay tuned. I'll keep you posting on when the
show will happen. But it's not happening this weekend. They're
(06:34):
working on some things. But nevertheless, the Nephew is still coming.
As soon as I let you know, I will be there.
And I guess where I am gonna be, asked me?
Asked me? Well, October eighteenth and nineteenth. I'm in Chicago,
Illinois at the Very Crown. That's two nights, the eighteenth
(06:57):
and nineteen, along with me, one of the craziest ones
in Common Laville Crawford, Corey Holke, Them, Tony Roberts, DC,
Young Fly Country Wayne, and it's hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy.
That's two nights at the Every Crown, the eighteenth and
nineteenth of October Friday in Saturday. Tickets are on sale
right now. You can go to all ticket Master outlets
(07:19):
so you can go to the Every Crown box office
and get you some tickets. Once again, that is a
line up right there, Laville Crawford, Corey Holke, Them, Tony Robberts,
d See Young Fly Country, Wayne and yours truly the
nephew holding it down hosting the Whole Show eighteenth and nineteen.
Tickets on sale right now. No, Shirley, I have no
comp tickets, thank you. Okay, Well then I won you.
(07:48):
I was next and don't want you to pay your
sick ticket and come see me and support me. Okay.
Is it going to charity show? Okay? Not this show
right here? Okay? See if it was going to charity, okay,
that's when you absolutely that's for charity. How much do
(08:11):
you give to chair with teeth? How abouch are your tickets?
That's where we're going. I thought at some point we
were friend of that. That's why I'm not buying the
tickets you. I'm looking at you and holler, and I
know I know your cust when you get made a
(08:31):
lot of people don't know that. God say you don't
say it. I don't, Shirley, Why are you looking at
the ground. I'm not okay. Look me in my eyes
and say I don't cut when I get made. No
one on the radio can see me. Do it. Look
at you in your eyes. We gotta go, We got
I know they comment all the time on my I
(08:52):
g all right. Coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today,
and we'll get right into it. The sub is I'm
too sexy to have male friends. Right after this
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