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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Yeah, let's get You'll show you all ready.
It's that time. Buckle up, hold on tight. We got
it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter. All right
to our new affiliate in texts our Canna. Uh, this
is the Strawberry Letter. Uh. This portion of the show
where you are listeners right into Steve and I and
(00:23):
ask for advice. Of course, Steve is off today. His
wife is celebrating her birthday and uh wow, and anyway,
so he'll be back. But that's what we do. You
you write us the letter, We read the letter and
give you advice on your letter. Okay, so here we go.
Uh subject, Can you teach an old dog new tricks?
Can you teach an old dog new tricks? It goes
(00:45):
like this, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm twenty five years old
and exactly half my husband's age. When we met, I
didn't tell him my age upfront, and Hope said he'd
get to know me first. It worked out well. I
came off as a very mature young lady, and I'd
rather be home cuddling with my boo. I read a lot,
(01:06):
and I find more comfort in the kitchen than a nightclub.
I'm a little old fashioned country girl. Okay, and here's
my problem. For the past six years, our love life
has been a lie. My husband, as as Mississippi Monica says,
a lie. Uh. My husband goes above and beyond to please,
(01:27):
but he's not getting positive results. In other words, his
stroke game is whack and it always has been. Other
than this problem, I don't have any other complaints. I've
never cheated on him with anything that didn't take batteries.
When things heat up, he tries so hard and I'm
usually just lying there in the dark, frowning and rolling
(01:49):
my eyes. What'd you say, nephew? Oh no, no, go ahead,
I'm sorry. Okay. His size is not an issue, and
when I first saw it, I just knew I'd be
in for each read. But boy, was that false advertising.
When we're being when we're being intimate, I try to
take over and do all the work, but he normally
(02:09):
wants to be in control. Please tell me how to
make it better? Can I teach an old dog new tricks?
Help me? Well, you said for the past six years
your love life has been a lie, so uh A
lot of those years before that it's been okay, Is
that what you're saying. And as the saying goes, you
(02:31):
asked the question, can you teach an old dog new tricks? Normally,
you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. They're set
in their ways. They're not about to change all of that.
But but there has to be an exception to that rule.
There has to be, and I think this might be it.
You're gonna have to teach him how to Uh, you're
gonna have to teach him how to do you. You're
gonna have to teach him because you're not you're not
(02:54):
being satisfied, you're not being fulfilled the class. And this
is gonna be the tests of this wonderful relationship. Hey,
if that's what it takes, nephew, today, this is what
we're working on, right right, get your books, turn to page. Okay,
this is gonna be the test of this wonderful relationship
(03:17):
you say you have with him. Uh, if you guys
can talk to each other about your problems in the bedroom, Okay,
that's really the test. You have to tell him. You
have to tell him, you have to communicate. Part of
having a good relationship is being able to communicate with people.
All right, but you gotta remember that surely you can
have a Buddhist banking class like that could be if
(03:40):
that's what she wants, nephew, if that's what wants class
on hey, listen, you have to remember that men have egos,
though they have very very very fragile egos. It's all
about the way you tell him. You gotta tell him
because it's very important to a marriage. Sex is very
very important to a marriage. And you know you're gonna
(04:01):
sit there and roll your ask though the you done
what you're not this to do? I'm sorry, Well, he
doesn't know. It's in the dark. It's in the dark.
They're in the dark. Yeah, so so so that's my answer.
You gotta sit him down and talk to him. And
if that doesn't work, you know, you gotta have counseling
or whatever. You gotta teach him though men are teachable, Nephew.
(04:22):
What you got well, surely you know when you get
to a situation like this, you know you need pointers
and you need something that will guide you. Um. I
have dug into the crates and I have pulled out
two significant DVDs that will help you get your man
(04:42):
on track. Okay, now, the first the first DVD, this
young man has actually almost single handedly uh made an
entire family family popular. If you could get the ray
J video, see this is you understand I'm saying, See
(05:03):
this is what your man? What? What? What? Here? You
go ahead? If you get to ray J and Kim
Kardashian video. If you get that, that will get you
to where you need to be. You want your men
to see the activity that you want him to behold.
(05:23):
This is something you need in your possession. Get the
ray J video. I have watched this several times and
I have no complaints. It would get you through. If
you could go and long and ray J, he gonna
be all right. There's another video that has recently come
out within the last couple of years, me, Me and
(05:45):
Nico on the shower row. If you get that video,
this will help your man get where he needs to be.
And I understand what you're gonna do. I feel your
pain and your stuff A ready, get these two videos.
Watch the This is this, This is what I'm going
to prescribe to you. Okay, these two videos. Haven't watched
(06:06):
this every other day, have been locked in his mind.
And I promise you will create a new creature and
you will not be laying there rolling your ass to
the back of your head. Alright, wow, uh, young one,
you got anything? Uh A lot of stuff that go bad.
Ain't just the stroke game not at already stroke ga go? Yeah,
(06:34):
No one back issues with long back go stroke game go.
He's fifties. His balance is off balance. I syched, don't
wait at he was born in sixty seven, right, what
(06:56):
you're saying, hey fifty, she twenty five not being to
get no better? You don't read juvenate. I think you
know he's missing those little blue kills. He missing a spleen.
Cut your spleen you stroke gang go his appendix ruption
(07:17):
in eighty five that she was born jr. He is
not dead. He's only fifties. He still yeah, you still
got it? Now, you don't Why are we doing this letter?
If he still got it? That's why you cause, why
are we doing this letter? Because I'm still out here.
I'm telling you, I'm out here doing all need he
(07:40):
got all right, Listen, we're gonna come back and finish
up this letter. We haven't heard from you ja Part
two Strawberry Letter coming up. We'll be back at three
after you're listening to Steve Harvey morning show. Alright, so
back to this letter, Part two The Strawberry Letters, subjects
can you teach and old dog new tricks? Who did that? All? Right?
(08:09):
Year old woman wrote in she's married to a man
that's fifty years old. When they met, she didn't tell
him her age because she didn't, you know, she just
wanted him to get to know her first. She's a
mature woman, she calls herself, and she'd rather be at
home and just cuddling with her boo. She likes the
kitchen better than you know, going to the nightclub stuff
(08:30):
like that. So she she's she's a little old fashioned,
she calls herself. She says, she's a little old fashioned
country girl. Uh. They have a great relationship, but here's
her problem. Now, for the past six years, their love
life has just been a lie. You know. She says,
size doesn't matter. He's cool in that department. He just
I guess doesn't know what to do with it. And
(08:52):
she's bored at night when when they're actually being intimate,
she's rolling her eyes and frowning. He can't see it
because it's in there, and um, you know. So she's
just wondering, can you teach an old dog neutrition. She
she likes to, you know, maybe take charge and show
him a few things sometimes, but he likes to be
in control. He doesn't like that. So she needs help.
(09:15):
What should she do? She's never cheated on him, She's
never cheated on him or anything like that. But you
know she's getting getting a little antsie now. Yeah, Jay,
Well here's the problem this man has it. I'm just
putting a metaphor. I'm saying metaphors. Right. He has a
big house, but they know furniture in there. He has
(09:36):
a huge house, but the house is empty. I blame
him because what he did was he found a young
girl that wants to do it all the time. What
you need to do is find young girls who don't
want to do it that much. Now they have to
keep him, keep you. They like they you gotta get
(09:58):
him young. But they like different things like shrim Yeah,
they impressed by little things, right, It's not always the
bedroom stuff like shrimp. Who I ain't never had shrimp?
And folks see what I'm talking Like, you gotta go
out there and look for the younger girls that don't
(10:19):
want this in the bedroom all the time. Who I
ain't never been to this place, O cake factory, that
place that you constantly are impressed. You gotta constent young,
but you gotta look for them because see these older
women older, they don't had everything shrimp. So now you
(10:42):
out like they're not easily impressive shrimp. I don't have
fruit cocktail. So what I'm saying to the old dog
lou for younger girls that don't need that, Oh we're
going Walmart. I don't sit in the car there and
(11:08):
get yourself lose your damn man. You gotta look for it,
though it's not easy to find. Dang, you sound like
an expert in this area. We come to the right.
If damn pressed by the friend head, they're good. Not
(11:30):
old dog perform good at least once a month. Though. Yeah,
if you soak in it, you take all your medication up,
put it in the tube and soak your body in it.
Round your Your entire body is rich all the way,
(11:57):
in all the way. But she says she likes, do
you know, stay at home. She likes to be in
the kidchen. He picked the wrong one, so she likes
to cook. See he's an older man, which means the
bone is gone. That's all I'm saying it is what
I say. The bone is not coming back, is not
(12:33):
coming back and ain't coming back, man, So you can't
you're saying you can't teach. You picked the wrong woman
the wrong man. Yeah, yeah, they would looking a different
stuff in each other. And but what about all the
good stuff in the relationship. You want to just throw
that out the window? Though, Jake, pick a young one
that that's impressed. She got time, he don't, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, he's just fifty junior. She got
(12:56):
t he don't, but she likes him, sure, obviously, old man.
All these apologies, we should cheat, You should cheat. I mean,
you're not gonna get what you want to. Yeah, you
might wear find somebody who can do what you tell me?
(13:17):
All these apologies? What is wrong? What is wrong? Maybe?
Why are you always encouraging that infidelity? I don't understand that?
And you just got married and I don't. He needs
to get used to this down right here? That Jay,
(13:40):
all these apologies, I'm sorry, I'm doing next it just
ain't never happened. Like the next one. We can make
it up next week. Ye, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh
did the time that happened? To me, the pills won't
work in this situation. You know now what this girl
(14:01):
back knee bad, lower back issues that is off, eyesight
going and kidney pressure. No, it's not gonna work. Keep
getting up in the middle, going to the bathroom. One
appeal is not going to handle all that. You guys
are encouraging divorce. You're you're encouraging what neph you cheating?
(14:24):
You don't have to leave nobody, you know, why go
through all that? You know, just find somebody who can
do what you need and keep it moving. That's all
I'm saying. I don't think she wants that. Nothing of
this letter that she said she wants to leave him.
He was four, she was nineteen. Do the man do
the math? Is there if they goes in the five?
(14:46):
Maybe one time? Maybe? Oh god, you guys, I'm sorry,
Well that's not helping, she said. He tries so hard,
she's just usually lying there in the dark brown, he apologized. Yeah,
(15:07):
see that's what I think it is. I think, yeah,
he doesn't know it. That's why I say she should
try to teach him what she wants. No, no, he
knows what he did. But can you teach somebody fitted
over yes, no, you can't. You know you've done Uh
tell me im pressure. Oh well, all right, we tried.
(15:35):
All right, coming up anyway, we'll be back with much
more the Ring, can't. We'll be back with more of
the show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
All right, Yeah, let's get You'll show you all ready.
It's that time. Buckle up, hold on tight. We got
it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter. All right
to our new affiliate in texts our Canna. Uh, this
is the Strawberry Letter. Uh. This portion of the show
where you are listeners right into Steve and I and
(00:23):
ask for advice. Of course, Steve is off today. His
wife is celebrating her birthday and uh wow, and anyway,
so he'll be back. But that's what we do. You
you write us the letter, We read the letter and
give you advice on your letter. Okay, so here we go.
Uh subject, Can you teach an old dog new tricks?
Can you teach an old dog new tricks? It goes
(00:45):
like this, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm twenty five years old
and exactly half my husband's age. When we met, I
didn't tell him my age upfront, and Hope said he'd
get to know me first. It worked out well. I
came off as a very mature young lady, and I'd
rather be home cuddling with my boo. I read a lot,
(01:06):
and I find more comfort in the kitchen than a nightclub.
I'm a little old fashioned country girl. Okay, and here's
my problem. For the past six years, our love life
has been a lie. My husband, as as Mississippi Monica says,
a lie. Uh. My husband goes above and beyond to please,
(01:27):
but he's not getting positive results. In other words, his
stroke game is whack and it always has been. Other
than this problem, I don't have any other complaints. I've
never cheated on him with anything that didn't take batteries.
When things heat up, he tries so hard and I'm
usually just lying there in the dark, frowning and rolling
(01:49):
my eyes. What'd you say, nephew? Oh no, no, go ahead,
I'm sorry. Okay. His size is not an issue, and
when I first saw it, I just knew I'd be
in for each read. But boy, was that false advertising.
When we're being when we're being intimate, I try to
take over and do all the work, but he normally
(02:09):
wants to be in control. Please tell me how to
make it better? Can I teach an old dog new tricks?
Help me? Well, you said for the past six years
your love life has been a lie, so uh A
lot of those years before that it's been okay, Is
that what you're saying. And as the saying goes, you
(02:31):
asked the question, can you teach an old dog new tricks? Normally,
you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. They're set
in their ways. They're not about to change all of that.
But but there has to be an exception to that rule.
There has to be, and I think this might be it.
You're gonna have to teach him how to Uh, you're
gonna have to teach him how to do you. You're
gonna have to teach him because you're not you're not
(02:54):
being satisfied, you're not being fulfilled the class. And this
is gonna be the tests of this wonderful relationship. Hey,
if that's what it takes, nephew, today, this is what
we're working on, right right, get your books, turn to page. Okay,
this is gonna be the test of this wonderful relationship
(03:17):
you say you have with him. Uh, if you guys
can talk to each other about your problems in the bedroom, Okay,
that's really the test. You have to tell him. You
have to tell him, you have to communicate. Part of
having a good relationship is being able to communicate with people.
All right, but you gotta remember that surely you can
have a Buddhist banking class like that could be if
(03:40):
that's what she wants, nephew, if that's what wants class
on hey, listen, you have to remember that men have egos,
though they have very very very fragile egos. It's all
about the way you tell him. You gotta tell him
because it's very important to a marriage. Sex is very
very important to a marriage. And you know you're gonna
(04:01):
sit there and roll your ask though the you done
what you're not this to do? I'm sorry, Well, he
doesn't know. It's in the dark. It's in the dark.
They're in the dark. Yeah, so so so that's my answer.
You gotta sit him down and talk to him. And
if that doesn't work, you know, you gotta have counseling
or whatever. You gotta teach him though men are teachable, Nephew.
(04:22):
What you got well, surely you know when you get
to a situation like this, you know you need pointers
and you need something that will guide you. Um. I
have dug into the crates and I have pulled out
two significant DVDs that will help you get your man
(04:42):
on track. Okay, now, the first the first DVD, this
young man has actually almost single handedly uh made an
entire family family popular. If you could get the ray
J video, see this is you understand I'm saying, See
(05:03):
this is what your man? What? What? What? Here? You
go ahead? If you get to ray J and Kim
Kardashian video. If you get that, that will get you
to where you need to be. You want your men
to see the activity that you want him to behold.
(05:23):
This is something you need in your possession. Get the
ray J video. I have watched this several times and
I have no complaints. It would get you through. If
you could go and long and ray J, he gonna
be all right. There's another video that has recently come
out within the last couple of years, me, Me and
(05:45):
Nico on the shower row. If you get that video,
this will help your man get where he needs to be.
And I understand what you're gonna do. I feel your
pain and your stuff A ready, get these two videos.
Watch the This is this, This is what I'm going
to prescribe to you. Okay, these two videos. Haven't watched
(06:06):
this every other day, have been locked in his mind.
And I promise you will create a new creature and
you will not be laying there rolling your ass to
the back of your head. Alright, wow, uh, young one,
you got anything? Uh A lot of stuff that go bad.
Ain't just the stroke game not at already stroke ga go? Yeah,
(06:34):
No one back issues with long back go stroke game go.
He's fifties. His balance is off balance. I syched, don't
wait at he was born in sixty seven, right, what
(06:56):
you're saying, hey fifty, she twenty five not being to
get no better? You don't read juvenate. I think you
know he's missing those little blue kills. He missing a spleen.
Cut your spleen you stroke gang go his appendix ruption
(07:17):
in eighty five that she was born jr. He is
not dead. He's only fifties. He still yeah, you still
got it? Now, you don't Why are we doing this letter?
If he still got it? That's why you cause, why
are we doing this letter? Because I'm still out here.
I'm telling you, I'm out here doing all need he
(07:40):
got all right, Listen, we're gonna come back and finish
up this letter. We haven't heard from you ja Part
two Strawberry Letter coming up. We'll be back at three
after you're listening to Steve Harvey morning show. Alright, so
back to this letter, Part two The Strawberry Letters, subjects
can you teach and old dog new tricks? Who did that? All? Right?
(08:09):
Year old woman wrote in she's married to a man
that's fifty years old. When they met, she didn't tell
him her age because she didn't, you know, she just
wanted him to get to know her first. She's a
mature woman, she calls herself, and she'd rather be at
home and just cuddling with her boo. She likes the
kitchen better than you know, going to the nightclub stuff
(08:30):
like that. So she she's she's a little old fashioned,
she calls herself. She says, she's a little old fashioned
country girl. Uh. They have a great relationship, but here's
her problem. Now, for the past six years, their love
life has just been a lie. You know. She says,
size doesn't matter. He's cool in that department. He just
I guess doesn't know what to do with it. And
(08:52):
she's bored at night when when they're actually being intimate,
she's rolling her eyes and frowning. He can't see it
because it's in there, and um, you know. So she's
just wondering, can you teach an old dog neutrition. She
she likes to, you know, maybe take charge and show
him a few things sometimes, but he likes to be
in control. He doesn't like that. So she needs help.
(09:15):
What should she do? She's never cheated on him, She's
never cheated on him or anything like that. But you
know she's getting getting a little antsie now. Yeah, Jay,
Well here's the problem this man has it. I'm just
putting a metaphor. I'm saying metaphors. Right. He has a
big house, but they know furniture in there. He has
(09:36):
a huge house, but the house is empty. I blame
him because what he did was he found a young
girl that wants to do it all the time. What
you need to do is find young girls who don't
want to do it that much. Now they have to
keep him, keep you. They like they you gotta get
(09:58):
him young. But they like different things like shrim Yeah,
they impressed by little things, right, It's not always the
bedroom stuff like shrimp. Who I ain't never had shrimp?
And folks see what I'm talking Like, you gotta go
out there and look for the younger girls that don't
(10:19):
want this in the bedroom all the time. Who I
ain't never been to this place, O cake factory, that
place that you constantly are impressed. You gotta constent young,
but you gotta look for them because see these older
women older, they don't had everything shrimp. So now you
(10:42):
out like they're not easily impressive shrimp. I don't have
fruit cocktail. So what I'm saying to the old dog
lou for younger girls that don't need that, Oh we're
going Walmart. I don't sit in the car there and
(11:08):
get yourself lose your damn man. You gotta look for it,
though it's not easy to find. Dang, you sound like
an expert in this area. We come to the right.
If damn pressed by the friend head, they're good. Not
(11:30):
old dog perform good at least once a month. Though. Yeah,
if you soak in it, you take all your medication up,
put it in the tube and soak your body in it.
Round your Your entire body is rich all the way,
(11:57):
in all the way. But she says she likes, do
you know, stay at home. She likes to be in
the kidchen. He picked the wrong one, so she likes
to cook. See he's an older man, which means the
bone is gone. That's all I'm saying it is what
I say. The bone is not coming back, is not
(12:33):
coming back and ain't coming back, man, So you can't
you're saying you can't teach. You picked the wrong woman
the wrong man. Yeah, yeah, they would looking a different
stuff in each other. And but what about all the
good stuff in the relationship. You want to just throw
that out the window? Though, Jake, pick a young one
that that's impressed. She got time, he don't, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, he's just fifty junior. She got
(12:56):
t he don't, but she likes him, sure, obviously, old man.
All these apologies, we should cheat, You should cheat. I mean,
you're not gonna get what you want to. Yeah, you
might wear find somebody who can do what you tell me?
(13:17):
All these apologies? What is wrong? What is wrong? Maybe?
Why are you always encouraging that infidelity? I don't understand that?
And you just got married and I don't. He needs
to get used to this down right here? That Jay,
(13:40):
all these apologies, I'm sorry, I'm doing next it just
ain't never happened. Like the next one. We can make
it up next week. Ye, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh
did the time that happened? To me, the pills won't
work in this situation. You know now what this girl
(14:01):
back knee bad, lower back issues that is off, eyesight
going and kidney pressure. No, it's not gonna work. Keep
getting up in the middle, going to the bathroom. One
appeal is not going to handle all that. You guys
are encouraging divorce. You're you're encouraging what neph you cheating?
(14:24):
You don't have to leave nobody, you know, why go
through all that? You know, just find somebody who can
do what you need and keep it moving. That's all
I'm saying. I don't think she wants that. Nothing of
this letter that she said she wants to leave him.
He was four, she was nineteen. Do the man do
the math? Is there if they goes in the five?
(14:46):
Maybe one time? Maybe? Oh god, you guys, I'm sorry,
Well that's not helping, she said. He tries so hard,
she's just usually lying there in the dark brown, he apologized. Yeah,
(15:07):
see that's what I think it is. I think, yeah,
he doesn't know it. That's why I say she should
try to teach him what she wants. No, no, he
knows what he did. But can you teach somebody fitted
over yes, no, you can't. You know you've done Uh
tell me im pressure. Oh well, all right, we tried.
(15:35):
All right, coming up anyway, we'll be back with much
more the Ring, can't. We'll be back with more of
the show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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