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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
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please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARVEFM dot com
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Do you never know?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Buckle up and hold on tight.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We got a toy can here.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Thank you nephew.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Subject he hid all of my pajamas. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I've been married for three years, and before our wedding,
my husband and I practiced celibacy. We had sex a
few times when we were dating, but we decided to
save the good stuff for marriage and we stopped having sex.
Our wedding night was full of fireworks and magic because
we had been saving up for that night. I'm so
(00:49):
happy to report that our intimacy is still great and
he continues to surprise me in the bedroom. The only
thing is that he also has become very calm with
his body, which is not all that sexy. He's got
the typical forty five year old belly and boobies that
come from eating bad and not working out. I'm not
(01:11):
one to talk because I've got a tummy in love handles.
We are not the sexy couple that needs to be
walking around naked, but he loves to be nude. Whenever
he's lounging around, he's naked. We each have a throw
that we use to protect the furniture from our nakedness.
I am not comfortable with it, but I'm trying to
please him. I do draw the line at sleeping naked,
(01:33):
and he hates it because he is heavier than he's
ever been. He gets hot at night and he has
the air on sixty eight. He also turned the ceiling
fan on during the hotter nights this past summer, so
I started back wearing pajamas. I love the feel of
my soft pajamas against my skin, but he hates them.
He refused to let me wear pajamas, but I put
(01:55):
them on anyway because I was cold. Guess what this
selfish man did. He hid all of my pajamas from me.
He thinks it's a funny prank, and I think it's
selfish of him to do me like that. I walk
around naked for him, but he can't let me have
pajamas at night. Should I buy new pajamas and lock
them up? Or should I stop playing the naked game
(02:17):
for him? With him? Please advise? Okay, you're already naked.
I mean you shouldn't have to be cold at night too.
I mean it is selfish of your husband not to
take your feelings into consideration. You should be. You should
both be getting something out of this situation. You're doing
all this for him. He's getting everything he wants, all
the naked he wants, but you're freezing at night.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You're cold, and you said it's way out of your.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Comfort zone anyway, because you guys don't have these sexy bodies.
So you got to talk to him, tell him it's
too cold without your pjs.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You should either walk.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Around naked and then at night sleep with your pjs,
or sleep without your pjs at night and wear nothing
around the house in the daytime. Or what about another
a compromise, wears some sexy lingerie instead of being completely
naked all the time, or another compromise, sleep naked and
just bring an extra blanket at night so you won't
get cold when he turns the air on and the
(03:13):
ceiling fan. Steve, what what what you come on?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
They've been married three years. Just let's let's let's just
get some bad facts out here right now. Been married
for three years. Before I wed, my husband and I
practice celibacy. That's it. That's it. Before we got married,
(03:44):
we they had sex a few times and then shut
it off and saved all sexual activities until we got married.
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Now we married.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
All this celibacy, you know, I'm hey, this hit game
all I'm all the celibacy game. I'm playing. Damn it,
let's get it. Nicker naked now naked watching TV, naked
(04:17):
standing in refrigerator, naked frying chicken, ouch, naked eating seal,
really neckd watching the news. Answer to the dog, picked
my AMA's arm box, naked n walk my ass down
(04:37):
to that mail box.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Nucke, make me proud.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm rolled in the garbage can at the back. Put
it in the front. Nackad. Yes, I greet the mailman
at the dog nckond. Nick ahead, your mama, I'm over.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I put some on, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So does leave?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Nackad. You came up with this, guys, we're gonna be
celebrates I've been waiting all this time. Nine you wants
to come in here at night and put some down.
(05:29):
So now you mad because he and here to put
jama I got news for you. What are these pajamas for?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Because she's cold.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
He's slowing this down. He's slowing this down because all
this is on button and we ain't even got to
do it. You know what, we in hell fault. Let's
get started these jem is anyway, Now that's the case
(06:04):
at Hayes. Let's review a couple of facts, and we're
gonna have to get into this when we come back.
But we have a major problem. He got to typical
forty five year old belly one that comes from eating
(06:26):
bad and not working out. And she got a little
tunnet and some love handle, and she said, we're not
the sexy couple that need to be walking around naked
when we come back to tell you what's going on here? Now,
what really happened?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, we'll have heart two of Steve's response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry
Letter subject he hit.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
All my pajamas. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening, Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
The subject is he in all of my pajamas.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Very quickly, let's go over this couple's been married three years.
Before they got married.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
They practiced cellabus.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
She didn't say how long this celibacy going on, but
we married, so homeboy got it in his mind. Ain't
no more sellabus. We ain't practicing folk play. We ain't
doing none of that. It's own and cracking. So now
he has decided that they gonna walk around niked, and
(07:30):
you have decided to walk around nicked with you, and
y'all got throws to protect the furniture when you're sitting
up neck He do everything, nickd. We went over a
bunch of stuff on the previous break. He go to
dot Nicky roll the garbage out. Nickas sitting up on
that toe Roe riding lawn. More, Nickad O all our
(07:54):
back by the pool, nickad sunbathing on the back poachnked
garden it naked, Nicked, just naked, because he is making
up for lost time. Now you naked too. But now
here's what the fout In your letter you said the
(08:17):
only thing that he has become awfully comfortable with his
body open. Well, what kind of body were talking about him?
According to her, he's got the typical forty five year
old belly and booby that come from eating bad and
not working out. Now, I'm not wanting to talk because
I got a tummy and love him. We are not
(08:43):
the sexy couple that needs to be walking around next.
Oh so now let's get into real beauty. See what
that really got wrong? Is he done got comfortable?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Fellas?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I wanna make you aware of what naked comfortable look like.
Talk to me when you're sitting on the couch comfort
You ain't paying attention to your postum when you slump
your stomach, that's what's happening. You're hiding body parts. Now,
(09:18):
you got boobies?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Can't what can't believe me?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The booby that's what she says. He got boobies. That's
another word for mad boobies. Uh so, now, y'all don't
look sexy. You even said you got a little tony
in some love. Y'all's fat ass and got comfortable. Oh
I know how he feels. Forty five fat ass probably
(09:47):
going up step squeezing lord lord girl, don't have no company,
because company will come over and put your ass on
blasts next thing you No, you think you being kind
to people and they walk around passing judgment on your head.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh that's what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's sitting up in here, can't even walk up steps.
We he'z because he's big.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
He wheeze it.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
And she's sitting over there. She got a little Tommy
in love handles. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Lady got
a little thing going on. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
But now y'all done got comfort and here's the problems.
So now they say, but I do draw the line
at sleeping nicked and he hates how you thinking we're
(10:37):
not gonna sleep nexta she said, because he's heavier than
he's ever been. He get hot at night and he
got the air on sixty eight big boy, and swollen
his ass up to the point where he brings He
got sleep at in there too. He wheezing, he's snoring.
He fat, he overweight, and he don't want you to
(10:58):
have on no clothes. He lord have mercy. He's also
turned the ceiling fan on doing the hotterid nights this
past summer. So I started wearing pajamas. I love the
feel of my soft pajamas against my skin, and he hate.
He refused to let me wear pajamas, but I put
him on anyway because I was cold. Guess what this
(11:18):
selfish man did. He hid all my pajamas from me.
He thinks it's a funny print, and I think it's
selfish for him. Do me like that? I walk around
naked for him, but he can't let me have pajamas
at night. Should I buy new pajamas and lock them up?
Or should I stop playing the neked game with him? Please?
Advic if you stop playing the neked game with him?
(11:39):
What game y'all go play? Y'all gonna play the clothes games.
Y'all can turn that into something next, you next something
real second, or you can have bite it and tag
off nights. You can you can buy Tailway pajamas like
pajamas made out a tall let tician. He's her on
(12:01):
easy all. You could try another table. But I'm gonna
just be honest with you. We are so uninterested in
this letter, that's what you We really don't give it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Then this really ain't even like it sounds like you're
into it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, because I'm all for the dude. I support him
one hundred.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Right, and I don't want her to be cold.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, I don't give it down. Get your ass in here, Sureley,
you came to a little even advice bring an extra blanket,
so let her do that. Yeah, your neck to the
ass in this bed.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I thank you because Hene looked at you and he
done decided when your ass.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Ain't going nowhere on Instagram and Facebook, and check out
the Stubberry Well podcast.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Left lay our fat ass up here.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
On the free iHeartRadio app Free Never sounded so good.
Downloaded today, coming up in forty six minutes after the hour,
Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening to
the Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, I
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARVEFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never
know it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Do you never know?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Buckle up and hold on tight.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We got a toy can here.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Thank you nephew.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Subject he hid all of my pajamas. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I've been married for three years, and before our wedding,
my husband and I practiced celibacy. We had sex a
few times when we were dating, but we decided to
save the good stuff for marriage and we stopped having sex.
Our wedding night was full of fireworks and magic because
we had been saving up for that night. I'm so
(00:49):
happy to report that our intimacy is still great and
he continues to surprise me in the bedroom. The only
thing is that he also has become very calm with
his body, which is not all that sexy. He's got
the typical forty five year old belly and boobies that
come from eating bad and not working out. I'm not
(01:11):
one to talk because I've got a tummy in love handles.
We are not the sexy couple that needs to be
walking around naked, but he loves to be nude. Whenever
he's lounging around, he's naked. We each have a throw
that we use to protect the furniture from our nakedness.
I am not comfortable with it, but I'm trying to
please him. I do draw the line at sleeping naked,
(01:33):
and he hates it because he is heavier than he's
ever been. He gets hot at night and he has
the air on sixty eight. He also turned the ceiling
fan on during the hotter nights this past summer, so
I started back wearing pajamas. I love the feel of
my soft pajamas against my skin, but he hates them.
He refused to let me wear pajamas, but I put
(01:55):
them on anyway because I was cold. Guess what this
selfish man did. He hid all of my pajamas from me.
He thinks it's a funny prank, and I think it's
selfish of him to do me like that. I walk
around naked for him, but he can't let me have
pajamas at night. Should I buy new pajamas and lock
them up? Or should I stop playing the naked game
(02:17):
for him? With him? Please advise? Okay, you're already naked.
I mean you shouldn't have to be cold at night too.
I mean it is selfish of your husband not to
take your feelings into consideration. You should be. You should
both be getting something out of this situation. You're doing
all this for him. He's getting everything he wants, all
the naked he wants, but you're freezing at night.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You're cold, and you said it's way out of your.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Comfort zone anyway, because you guys don't have these sexy bodies.
So you got to talk to him, tell him it's
too cold without your pjs.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You should either walk.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Around naked and then at night sleep with your pjs,
or sleep without your pjs at night and wear nothing
around the house in the daytime. Or what about another
a compromise, wears some sexy lingerie instead of being completely
naked all the time, or another compromise, sleep naked and
just bring an extra blanket at night so you won't
get cold when he turns the air on and the
(03:13):
ceiling fan. Steve, what what what you come on?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
They've been married three years. Just let's let's let's just
get some bad facts out here right now. Been married
for three years. Before I wed, my husband and I
practice celibacy. That's it. That's it. Before we got married,
(03:44):
we they had sex a few times and then shut
it off and saved all sexual activities until we got married.
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Now we married.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
All this celibacy, you know, I'm hey, this hit game
all I'm all the celibacy game. I'm playing. Damn it,
let's get it. Nicker naked now naked watching TV, naked
(04:17):
standing in refrigerator, naked frying chicken, ouch, naked eating seal,
really neckd watching the news. Answer to the dog, picked
my AMA's arm box, naked n walk my ass down
(04:37):
to that mail box.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Nucke, make me proud.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm rolled in the garbage can at the back. Put
it in the front. Nackad. Yes, I greet the mailman
at the dog nckond. Nick ahead, your mama, I'm over.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I put some on, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So does leave?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Nackad. You came up with this, guys, we're gonna be
celebrates I've been waiting all this time. Nine you wants
to come in here at night and put some down.
(05:29):
So now you mad because he and here to put
jama I got news for you. What are these pajamas for?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Because she's cold.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
He's slowing this down. He's slowing this down because all
this is on button and we ain't even got to
do it. You know what, we in hell fault. Let's
get started these jem is anyway, Now that's the case
(06:04):
at Hayes. Let's review a couple of facts, and we're
gonna have to get into this when we come back.
But we have a major problem. He got to typical
forty five year old belly one that comes from eating
(06:26):
bad and not working out. And she got a little
tunnet and some love handle, and she said, we're not
the sexy couple that need to be walking around naked
when we come back to tell you what's going on here? Now,
what really happened?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, we'll have heart two of Steve's response coming
up at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry
Letter subject he hit.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
All my pajamas. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening, Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
The subject is he in all of my pajamas.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Very quickly, let's go over this couple's been married three years.
Before they got married.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
They practiced cellabus.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
She didn't say how long this celibacy going on, but
we married, so homeboy got it in his mind. Ain't
no more sellabus. We ain't practicing folk play. We ain't
doing none of that. It's own and cracking. So now
he has decided that they gonna walk around niked, and
(07:30):
you have decided to walk around nicked with you, and
y'all got throws to protect the furniture when you're sitting
up neck He do everything, nickd. We went over a
bunch of stuff on the previous break. He go to
dot Nicky roll the garbage out. Nickas sitting up on
that toe Roe riding lawn. More, Nickad O all our
(07:54):
back by the pool, nickad sunbathing on the back poachnked
garden it naked, Nicked, just naked, because he is making
up for lost time. Now you naked too. But now
here's what the fout In your letter you said the
(08:17):
only thing that he has become awfully comfortable with his
body open. Well, what kind of body were talking about him?
According to her, he's got the typical forty five year
old belly and booby that come from eating bad and
not working out. Now, I'm not wanting to talk because
I got a tummy and love him. We are not
(08:43):
the sexy couple that needs to be walking around next.
Oh so now let's get into real beauty. See what
that really got wrong? Is he done got comfortable?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Fellas?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I wanna make you aware of what naked comfortable look like.
Talk to me when you're sitting on the couch comfort
You ain't paying attention to your postum when you slump
your stomach, that's what's happening. You're hiding body parts. Now,
(09:18):
you got boobies?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Can't what can't believe me?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The booby that's what she says. He got boobies. That's
another word for mad boobies. Uh so, now, y'all don't
look sexy. You even said you got a little tony
in some love. Y'all's fat ass and got comfortable. Oh
I know how he feels. Forty five fat ass probably
(09:47):
going up step squeezing lord lord girl, don't have no company,
because company will come over and put your ass on
blasts next thing you No, you think you being kind
to people and they walk around passing judgment on your head.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh that's what we're doing.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
That's sitting up in here, can't even walk up steps.
We he'z because he's big.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
He wheeze it.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
And she's sitting over there. She got a little Tommy
in love handles. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Lady got
a little thing going on. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
But now y'all done got comfort and here's the problems.
So now they say, but I do draw the line
at sleeping nicked and he hates how you thinking we're
(10:37):
not gonna sleep nexta she said, because he's heavier than
he's ever been. He get hot at night and he
got the air on sixty eight big boy, and swollen
his ass up to the point where he brings He
got sleep at in there too. He wheezing, he's snoring.
He fat, he overweight, and he don't want you to
(10:58):
have on no clothes. He lord have mercy. He's also
turned the ceiling fan on doing the hotterid nights this
past summer. So I started wearing pajamas. I love the
feel of my soft pajamas against my skin, and he hate.
He refused to let me wear pajamas, but I put
him on anyway because I was cold. Guess what this
(11:18):
selfish man did. He hid all my pajamas from me.
He thinks it's a funny print, and I think it's
selfish for him. Do me like that? I walk around
naked for him, but he can't let me have pajamas
at night. Should I buy new pajamas and lock them up?
Or should I stop playing the neked game with him? Please?
Advic if you stop playing the neked game with him?
(11:39):
What game y'all go play? Y'all gonna play the clothes games.
Y'all can turn that into something next, you next something
real second, or you can have bite it and tag
off nights. You can you can buy Tailway pajamas like
pajamas made out a tall let tician. He's her on
(12:01):
easy all. You could try another table. But I'm gonna
just be honest with you. We are so uninterested in
this letter, that's what you We really don't give it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Then this really ain't even like it sounds like you're
into it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, because I'm all for the dude. I support him
one hundred.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Right, and I don't want her to be cold.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, I don't give it down. Get your ass in here, Sureley,
you came to a little even advice bring an extra blanket,
so let her do that. Yeah, your neck to the
ass in this bed.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I thank you because Hene looked at you and he
done decided when your ass.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Ain't going nowhere on Instagram and Facebook, and check out
the Stubberry Well podcast.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Left lay our fat ass up here.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
On the free iHeartRadio app Free Never sounded so good.
Downloaded today, coming up in forty six minutes after the hour,
Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening to
the Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, I
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