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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARVFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It could be yours. Muggle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Hear it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you, nephew. Subject he wants to be the center
of attention. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've spoiled my husband and
made him the center of my universe. But whatever I do,
it's never enough. I'm tired of going to functions with
him and he has to be the center of attention. Recently,
at an outdoor concert, we were with a group of
(00:46):
our friends and one of our friends got us the
tickets because he is the cousin of one of the artists.
My husband had to outdo the guy by knowing all
of the dances that the group did back in the day,
and I was so ashamed to see him pop blocking
in front of everybody. He had to try to outdance
everyone when we go to dinner. He wants to impress
(01:06):
everyone by his knowledge of wine, and he will brag
to other people near us about his wine collection. Our
friends clown him, but they love being around him because
he's one big ball of energy. They never know what
he will say or what lie he will tell to
make himself look impressive. He's also very annoying whenever we
(01:28):
have threesomes erk. He's also very annoying when we have threesomes.
I can't have fun because he's watching my every move,
and afterwards he complains about what I did to the
others and what I didn't do to him. It's making
me want to go back to the way things were
before he asked me to have a threesome with him.
(01:49):
There's so much other stuff he could be doing instead
of trying to have me focus on him the whole time.
He'd asked me about swinging, and I would love to,
but I don't think he can handle it. How do
I deal with my husband's constant need for attention? Excuse me,
that's your question. I just can't believe that's your first question.
(02:12):
You waited almost till the end of the letter. To
tell us that he gets on your nerves during threesomes.
I mean, you said a lot of other things too,
but I think the most important thing, or what you're
most concerned about here is the threesomes. I mean, And
it's okay what you guys do, and if you don't
have a problem with it, why should I. So the
issue for you is is just your constant, your husband's
(02:36):
constant need for attention and why. I don't know why
he needs attention like this. Maybe he didn't get enough
as a child or something. Maybe he's into threesomes in
swinging because the more people in the room, the marrier,
as long as all of the attention is on him.
And you yourself might enjoy doing these things, but you're
married to a man who needs so much attention that
(02:57):
of course he's not going to want you to be
with anyone else else but him. He wants you there
for him if he had it his way. He wants
threesomes and he wants to swing, but he wants it
just for himself, not for you. So don't try to
enjoy yourself. Don't try to, you know, have any fun
in this. Please don't pay any attention to anyone but
him at all times. If this is what you guys
(03:20):
are doing, this is not about you, wifey, It's not
about you. This is about him. You're tired, you say,
of his shenanigans.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Anyway, Steve, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know what, these letters with all these new norms
in it, and it's just amazing to me. I mean, lady,
what's wrong with y'all out here? What is wrong with y'all?
I mean, really, man, y'all keep sending us these letters
with these way out moments, and y'all just discussing them
(03:54):
like they just as normal, like I mean, you know,
like everybody else doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, everybody else ain't doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Now it's a lot more people doing it, obviously, because
now y'all right in it about it and it's just
the norm. And I'm another new norm that I don't
know what you want us to tell you. You opened
a letter with I've spoiled my husband and made him
the center of my universe.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But whatever I do, it ain't to know.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And then according to this letter, you done done damn
near everything.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't know what else. He won't.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I sure don't want to be there when he be
talking about this new stuff he finish come up with.
I'm tired of going to functions with him. He got
to be the center of attention. See the letter was
going okay in here. You know we recently y'all went
to our deal concert where y'all was with a group
of friends, and one of your friends got tickets because
he knows somebody in the group, right, but your husband
(04:53):
had I'll do the man by knowing all the dances
that the group did back in the day. Now, I
was so ashamed to see him pop locking in front
of everybody. He had to try to outdance everybody. Now,
let me stop right here. When you at a concert
(05:14):
and you trying to outdance everybody everyone, that's.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Some hard ass dancing he does.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I mean the sweat rings that's under his arms on
that silk shirt he woke, it is all the way
down to his belt. I mean, at this point, he
looking trifling. I mean, this dude, due you dancing way
too hard. You can't even hear the songs right now,
because you know, you gotta focus on your next move.
(05:43):
You got to you know, you gotta do the four corners.
Then you got to come out with the pearl. Then
you got to hit him with the muscleman. Then you
got to hit him with the earl fleeing. Then you
got to pop lock. Then you got to come back
and hit him with the uh with the running man,
running man. Then you got to come back and double
(06:03):
work the snake in.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Then you got to come up out of that, go
right into the cabbage patch.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You got to come out the cabbage patch. Then he
move up a little bit. He tied nine, just for
extra show that he hep he throw in the ay nay, yeah.
Why he stepped in and he was just giving it
too and right for that, a little hall of shake.
(06:33):
This boy is exhausted. All this while the group was
doing the medley.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Hang on, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour of
today's Strawberry Letter. Subject he wants to be the center
of attention. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's
recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject he wants to be
the center.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Of got this man out here that got to be
She tired of him because he'd have made her. She
has made him the center of her universe, and he's
doing everything she can for him, and she tired of it.
Now we're gonna get to the real part of this,
and that a hot tide issue. But she can't do
nothing with To go to company functions, he got to
(07:21):
be senter attention. They went to outdoor concert. He up
trying to outdance everybody. He done put all the dancing
together at one time. He hal him shape during the
pee wee herman come up out of here. Cabbage patch snake,
running man, the monkey. Who he did the monkey? Oh,
(07:42):
they asked, it ain't nobody said the monkey.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Was just hire.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh yeah, he did the monkey. Then he gave the roach,
killed the roach. He just too much. Now the sweat
rings under his arms. It is crazy now and then
when you will go out to dinner. He wanted to
impress everybody with his or knowledge of wine and brag
the other people near us about his wine collection. Now
(08:08):
he ain't no rich dude, because rich dudes don't do
all this here. So his wine collection really ain't all
that you know, haul in here talking about it. I
got some man of chevies, you know, So what is that,
you know, for my special occasions, I break out my
silver Oaks. That's his most expensive bottle of wine, that's sixty.
(08:30):
But he and there on there mispronouncing names over the
drinking Lord and.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Taylor Chavez Blanci or.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You know he has the best.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Chateau bleon, you know, half pronouncing French words. He's just
my ass trying to speak for it anyway. And the people, uh,
your friends clowning, but they love being arounding because he's
the big ball energy.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
They don't never know what he'll say.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I do and to make itself look impressive. Now I
hear the letter, then it just out of nowhere. He
also is very annoying. Whenever we have threesomes, I can't
have fun because he watching my every move. And afterwards
he complained about what I did to the others and
what I didn't do to him. What w y'all married,
(09:21):
y'all having threesomes? And what you're doing to the other person?
He mad, because you doing it to the other person,
didn't do it to him.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
He needs attention?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Started poplar? What he started? Pop? Come now, while y'all
over there, y'all doing the twosome. He's standing next to
the bed doing the snake. I wonder why y'all ain't
paying attention to him? See me back here, all them shaking,
all his heirs.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And they name hello. It's making me want to.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Go back to the way things were before he asked
me to have a threesome with him.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Wait a minute, what.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
There's so much other stuff he could be doing instead
of trying to have me focus on him the whole time.
Because he could be doing something else because there's a
threesome in here. You could be doing something on the
top while I'm down here on the bottom. You could
be doing something on the bottom while I'm up at
the top. Why are you just focusing on me?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh? This is crazy. He asked me about swinging, and
I would love to What is y'all doing now?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Just threesome? Steve?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, what is swinging?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
He wants to start swinging?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
How far open do this? Dope?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Go?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Already got extra people in your bedroom? Now he wants
to start swinging? Swinging with who? How many people is swinging?
The more the merrier, But I don't think he can
handle it. How do I deal with my husband's constant
need of attention? First of all, why did you write us,
(11:02):
how do we know I never had this problem. Shirley's
never had this problem. Most people listening have never had
this problem. And you're the first person to roll in
with this problem. So listen to me, lady. I can't
help you. My only suggestion is do everything.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Suggestion, Yeah, try.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Try do everything. Damn them threesome start swinging. Swinging don't
work for you. Try polygamy that don't work for me.
Try try or what they call it what their TV
sister wives, some sister wives up in there.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Uh do what old pimps do. Get you a couple
of wife in laws.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Uh, you know, and then if that ain't enough for you,
you know, just try prostitution.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I don't know what try prostitution? What are y'all? Why
is the shock when she's doing all that for free? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
She doing anybody and everybody for free. She threesomes, She
ready to swing. They gonna do polygamy, they gonna do
sister wise. They gonna be on TV in a minute.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
All this.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
That's like that show us on TV that's got that
black lady that's got them three husbands husbands and they
all stay in the same what. Yeah, let me play
some TV do that when I take my clothes off.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Okay, that can be only one.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Person in this room that has a zipper on their pants.
That's all I have to say. Can't nobody else stay here?
Ain't nobody got no bed over there?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Nowhere? I got sa be so this.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Lady Strawberry Letter on Instagram at Steve barb FM. Check
us out on the Strawberry Letter podcast on the Free
iHeartRadio app where Free never sounded so good. Coming up
next in its junior with Sports Talk right after this
You're Listening Morning show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARVFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
letter live on the air, just like we're going to
read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It could be yours. Muggle up and hold on tight.
We got it for you. Hear it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you, nephew. Subject he wants to be the center
of attention. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've spoiled my husband and
made him the center of my universe. But whatever I do,
it's never enough. I'm tired of going to functions with
him and he has to be the center of attention. Recently,
at an outdoor concert, we were with a group of
(00:46):
our friends and one of our friends got us the
tickets because he is the cousin of one of the artists.
My husband had to outdo the guy by knowing all
of the dances that the group did back in the day,
and I was so ashamed to see him pop blocking
in front of everybody. He had to try to outdance
everyone when we go to dinner. He wants to impress
(01:06):
everyone by his knowledge of wine, and he will brag
to other people near us about his wine collection. Our
friends clown him, but they love being around him because
he's one big ball of energy. They never know what
he will say or what lie he will tell to
make himself look impressive. He's also very annoying whenever we
(01:28):
have threesomes erk. He's also very annoying when we have threesomes.
I can't have fun because he's watching my every move,
and afterwards he complains about what I did to the
others and what I didn't do to him. It's making
me want to go back to the way things were
before he asked me to have a threesome with him.
(01:49):
There's so much other stuff he could be doing instead
of trying to have me focus on him the whole time.
He'd asked me about swinging, and I would love to,
but I don't think he can handle it. How do
I deal with my husband's constant need for attention? Excuse me,
that's your question. I just can't believe that's your first question.
(02:12):
You waited almost till the end of the letter. To
tell us that he gets on your nerves during threesomes.
I mean, you said a lot of other things too,
but I think the most important thing, or what you're
most concerned about here is the threesomes. I mean, And
it's okay what you guys do, and if you don't
have a problem with it, why should I. So the
issue for you is is just your constant, your husband's
(02:36):
constant need for attention and why. I don't know why
he needs attention like this. Maybe he didn't get enough
as a child or something. Maybe he's into threesomes in
swinging because the more people in the room, the marrier,
as long as all of the attention is on him.
And you yourself might enjoy doing these things, but you're
married to a man who needs so much attention that
(02:57):
of course he's not going to want you to be
with anyone else else but him. He wants you there
for him if he had it his way. He wants
threesomes and he wants to swing, but he wants it
just for himself, not for you. So don't try to
enjoy yourself. Don't try to, you know, have any fun
in this. Please don't pay any attention to anyone but
him at all times. If this is what you guys
(03:20):
are doing, this is not about you, wifey, It's not
about you. This is about him. You're tired, you say,
of his shenanigans.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Anyway, Steve, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know what, these letters with all these new norms
in it, and it's just amazing to me. I mean, lady,
what's wrong with y'all out here? What is wrong with y'all?
I mean, really, man, y'all keep sending us these letters
with these way out moments, and y'all just discussing them
(03:54):
like they just as normal, like I mean, you know,
like everybody else doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, everybody else ain't doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Now it's a lot more people doing it, obviously, because
now y'all right in it about it and it's just
the norm. And I'm another new norm that I don't
know what you want us to tell you. You opened
a letter with I've spoiled my husband and made him
the center of my universe.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
But whatever I do, it ain't to know.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And then according to this letter, you done done damn
near everything.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't know what else. He won't.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I sure don't want to be there when he be
talking about this new stuff he finish come up with.
I'm tired of going to functions with him. He got
to be the center of attention. See the letter was
going okay in here. You know we recently y'all went
to our deal concert where y'all was with a group
of friends, and one of your friends got tickets because
he knows somebody in the group, right, but your husband
(04:53):
had I'll do the man by knowing all the dances
that the group did back in the day. Now, I
was so ashamed to see him pop locking in front
of everybody. He had to try to outdance everybody. Now,
let me stop right here. When you at a concert
(05:14):
and you trying to outdance everybody everyone, that's.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Some hard ass dancing he does.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I mean the sweat rings that's under his arms on
that silk shirt he woke, it is all the way
down to his belt. I mean, at this point, he
looking trifling. I mean, this dude, due you dancing way
too hard. You can't even hear the songs right now,
because you know, you gotta focus on your next move.
(05:43):
You got to you know, you gotta do the four corners.
Then you got to come out with the pearl. Then
you got to hit him with the muscleman. Then you
got to hit him with the earl fleeing. Then you
got to pop lock. Then you got to come back
and hit him with the uh with the running man,
running man. Then you got to come back and double
(06:03):
work the snake in.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Then you got to come up out of that, go
right into the cabbage patch.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You got to come out the cabbage patch. Then he
move up a little bit. He tied nine, just for
extra show that he hep he throw in the ay nay, yeah.
Why he stepped in and he was just giving it
too and right for that, a little hall of shake.
(06:33):
This boy is exhausted. All this while the group was
doing the medley.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Hang on, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour of
today's Strawberry Letter. Subject he wants to be the center
of attention. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's
recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject he wants to be
the center.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Of got this man out here that got to be
She tired of him because he'd have made her. She
has made him the center of her universe, and he's
doing everything she can for him, and she tired of it.
Now we're gonna get to the real part of this,
and that a hot tide issue. But she can't do
nothing with To go to company functions, he got to
(07:21):
be senter attention. They went to outdoor concert. He up
trying to outdance everybody. He done put all the dancing
together at one time. He hal him shape during the
pee wee herman come up out of here. Cabbage patch snake,
running man, the monkey. Who he did the monkey? Oh,
(07:42):
they asked, it ain't nobody said the monkey.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Was just hire.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh yeah, he did the monkey. Then he gave the roach,
killed the roach. He just too much. Now the sweat
rings under his arms. It is crazy now and then
when you will go out to dinner. He wanted to
impress everybody with his or knowledge of wine and brag
the other people near us about his wine collection. Now
(08:08):
he ain't no rich dude, because rich dudes don't do
all this here. So his wine collection really ain't all
that you know, haul in here talking about it. I
got some man of chevies, you know, So what is that,
you know, for my special occasions, I break out my
silver Oaks. That's his most expensive bottle of wine, that's sixty.
(08:30):
But he and there on there mispronouncing names over the
drinking Lord and.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Taylor Chavez Blanci or.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You know he has the best.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Chateau bleon, you know, half pronouncing French words. He's just
my ass trying to speak for it anyway. And the people, uh,
your friends clowning, but they love being arounding because he's
the big ball energy.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
They don't never know what he'll say.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I do and to make itself look impressive. Now I
hear the letter, then it just out of nowhere. He
also is very annoying. Whenever we have threesomes, I can't
have fun because he watching my every move. And afterwards
he complained about what I did to the others and
what I didn't do to him. What w y'all married,
(09:21):
y'all having threesomes? And what you're doing to the other person?
He mad, because you doing it to the other person,
didn't do it to him.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
He needs attention?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Started poplar? What he started? Pop? Come now, while y'all
over there, y'all doing the twosome. He's standing next to
the bed doing the snake. I wonder why y'all ain't
paying attention to him? See me back here, all them shaking,
all his heirs.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And they name hello. It's making me want to.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Go back to the way things were before he asked
me to have a threesome with him.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Wait a minute, what.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
There's so much other stuff he could be doing instead
of trying to have me focus on him the whole time.
Because he could be doing something else because there's a
threesome in here. You could be doing something on the
top while I'm down here on the bottom. You could
be doing something on the bottom while I'm up at
the top. Why are you just focusing on me?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh? This is crazy. He asked me about swinging, and
I would love to What is y'all doing now?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Just threesome? Steve?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, what is swinging?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
He wants to start swinging?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
How far open do this? Dope?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Go?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Already got extra people in your bedroom? Now he wants
to start swinging? Swinging with who? How many people is swinging?
The more the merrier, But I don't think he can
handle it. How do I deal with my husband's constant
need of attention? First of all, why did you write us,
(11:02):
how do we know I never had this problem. Shirley's
never had this problem. Most people listening have never had
this problem. And you're the first person to roll in
with this problem. So listen to me, lady. I can't
help you. My only suggestion is do everything.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Suggestion, Yeah, try.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Try do everything. Damn them threesome start swinging. Swinging don't
work for you. Try polygamy that don't work for me.
Try try or what they call it what their TV
sister wives, some sister wives up in there.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Uh do what old pimps do. Get you a couple
of wife in laws.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Uh, you know, and then if that ain't enough for you,
you know, just try prostitution.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I don't know what try prostitution? What are y'all? Why
is the shock when she's doing all that for free? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
She doing anybody and everybody for free. She threesomes, She
ready to swing. They gonna do polygamy, they gonna do
sister wise. They gonna be on TV in a minute.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
All this.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
That's like that show us on TV that's got that
black lady that's got them three husbands husbands and they
all stay in the same what. Yeah, let me play
some TV do that when I take my clothes off.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Okay, that can be only one.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Person in this room that has a zipper on their pants.
That's all I have to say. Can't nobody else stay here?
Ain't nobody got no bed over there?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Nowhere? I got sa be so this.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Lady Strawberry Letter on Instagram at Steve barb FM. Check
us out on the Strawberry Letter podcast on the Free
iHeartRadio app where Free never sounded so good. Coming up
next in its junior with Sports Talk right after this
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