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Speaker 1 (01:04):
Subject I told him about his wife and my side piece.
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm married to a wonderful man that
I've not had.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Sex with in years.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
We enjoy going to movies, plays, dinner, and sporting events together,
but we do not have sex.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
He doesn't mention it, and neither do I.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
A few years ago, I heard he was seen at
a white woman's house that works at the post office,
but I didn't follow up on it. I'm seeing a
man that I met four years ago over at my
friend's house. My friend invited me over to meet the
guy after I complained about not getting any I hit
it off with the guy and he is an amazing

(01:45):
lover and he's fine with it, just being that he's
got a wife and she's never suspected that he's cheating
on her.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
But not only is he cheating on her, he's cheating
on me too.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I went to get a hotel room for us, and
the girl that goes to my church was at the desk.
She told me that my side piece is in there
with a heavyset woman.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
The other day.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I asked if she had proof, and she showed a
picture to me that that she took with her phone.
It was that lowdown dog on the picture. I noticed
the woman right off too. I work with her husband,
and all he does is talk about how sweet his
wife is and how good his marriage is. I couldn't
wait to go burst his bubble and let him know

(02:33):
he's wrong about his wife.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
He didn't believe me.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
When I told him, so I asked the girl to
send me the picture. When he saw his wife, he
got mad at me and tried to get me suspended
from work. I was only trying to enlighten him, and
this is how I get treated. My side piece is
scared his wife is going to find out about us,
so he said he never wants to see me again.

(02:55):
He had the nerve to say I'm crazy, and he
threatened to tell my husband.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
But he doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Why is my side piece so upset when he started
all of this?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Are you for real? Lady?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You're the one that created all this mess.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You're all over the place.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
This is crazy to me because you have started all
this mess, all because you wanted to let someone know
about something that has absolutely nothing to do with you. Yes,
you're messy, Yes you're a petty You've destroyed one marriage.
For the most part, and your side piece is afraid
you might ruin his marriage too. That's why he wants

(03:37):
nothing to do with you anymore. That's why he's calling
you crazy. That's why the husband of this heavyset woman
who was cheating with your man tried to get you
suspended at work. Okay, you said you couldn't wait to
burst his bubble. Well, now your bubble is the one
that burst. Okay. Her husband had nothing to do with
you and your cheating, and it was not your job

(04:00):
up to tell him. Okay, this is what happens when
you do you create messages like this. Keep your mouth shut,
mind your business. And now you don't have a side
piece because you ran your mouth. You almost lost your job,
and your husband still isn't having sex with you. That's
what you need to be worried about. Does your husband

(04:20):
have a side piece? That's keep your business right there? Okay, Steve, Well, yeah,
her husband got a side the white woman down the
post of.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I don't like this letter because I just don't understand
the audacity that some people have. The whole letter is
filled with audacity, just the audacity of this woman who
wrote this letter. Now you got this, here's out, The
letter started.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'm married to a wonderful man.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Now you would think that this letter's off to a
good start, right that I ain't had sex with your years.
Well's so much for miss wonderful.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
That title get away from you real fast, right there,
All so wonderful.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Man, we ain't such in years? Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
We enjoy going the movies, plays, dinner, sporting events together,
but we don't have set He don't mention it, and
neither do I. Well, the reason y'all don't mention it
is cause y'all are having sex, she said. A few
years ago, I heard he had been seen at a
white woman's house that works at the post office. But
I ain't follow up on it because I'm seeing a

(05:31):
man that I met four years ago over my friend's house.
Your friend, this woman's friend invited her over to meet
this guy after I complained about not getting any I
hit it off with the guy.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
He's an amazing lover, and he's fine with just being that.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, not only did your friend introduce you to somebody
that could be.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Your lover, she introduced you to a family man.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
This guy he's got a wife, and the wife has
never suspected that he's cheating on her, But I not
only is he cheating on her, he cheating on me too.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, he's cheating with you, not all you. He not
show us.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
What do you expect a cheatah to do? Cheat? He
know you married? You know he married you going along
with it anyway? So what difference do it make? What
you do? Extra? You crazy? All right?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Hold that thought, Steve, Yeah, hold that thought. We'll have
part two of your.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
Today's Strawberry letter. Subject I told him about his wife
and my side piece.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
You're listening hardy Morning show.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
The subject I told him about his wife and my
side piece.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I told him this woman right here.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Man, You know, what, have you ever met a person
that can see wrong in everybody but they self? I
think you know, we all know a person that's always
got something to say about what somebody else doing wrong.
But we'll be describing their exact situation, but be talking
about it like it's unheard of. Girl, she just let

(07:25):
her man do anything. What you know and your man
just everybody know your man. So this is the case
we have. This woman has this wonderful husband.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
So she say they ain't had sex in years.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
They go to movies and plays and everything. They really
enjoy each other's company. And he ain't mentioned having sex
with her in years, and she ain't mentioned it having
sex with him because she heard he was with this
white woman at the post office. She didn't look into
it because she was complaining about not having sex. Her
girlfriend introduced her to another friend, a man. They hit

(08:02):
it off and they start having sex and he cool
with just having sex with her. Well, your friend introduced
you to a married man because your friend ain't got
no scruples, because birds of a feather flock together. Your
friend ain't got no scruples. She know you ain't got
no scruples. So girl, let me introduce you to this
married man, because you know we home records. Let me

(08:26):
introduce you to this married man, and his wife will
never know. Wow, So now you start seeing this man
and his wife has never suspected that he's cheating on her.
But not only is he cheating on her, he cheating
on me too. To let her say, I went to
get a hotel room for her and the girl that
goes and my church.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Was at the death.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
We go some more message once she drave them church people,
and here we go, here we go, and now i's
wit to get real messing. Now, hotel room and the
girl to go to my churches at the death. She
told me that my side piece was in there with
a heavyset woman the other day. Now, let me ask
you a question. How does the woman at the front

(09:07):
desk that you went to get the hotel that go
to your church, how does she know that this is
your side piece? Well, because y'all go to the same
hotel and church girl that peeped it before, and you
done mentioned it to her as far.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Hey, look just keep this between me and you. She said, okay, So.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
She told you that your side piece was in there
with a heavyset woman the other day. I asked if
she had proof. She showed me a picture to me
that she took with her phone. Now, this heap of
work at the front desk, she taking pictures of guests. Now,
Lord have mercyvan Ain't this crazy?

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
And then she said it was that low down dog
getting the picture. Women who you're saying that though your
side piece is a low down dog because he got
the heavyset woman at the hotel. Ain't you a heavy?
Ain't you a low down dog because your husband? Ain't
your other husband a low down dog? Ain't the white

(10:12):
woman at the post office a low down dog? And
I guess you're saying that the heavyset woman, she must
be a low down dog too.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Everybody low down dog?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
With you?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Right now? Showed me the picture. I noticed the woman
right off.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I work with her husband, and all he does is
talk about how sweet his wife is and how good
his marriage is.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Now here come to hate.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I couldn't wait to go bust this bubble and let
him know he wrong about his wife. Wow, why that's
your job? Why is that your job? Because she was
in there? You need you have and for words of
Chris Rock, have selective outrage.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Your ass is man at the wrong people. Now.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
He didn't believe me when I told him so, I
asked the girl to send me the picture. When he
saw his wife, he got mad at me and tried
to get.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Me suspended from work.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I was only trying to enlighten him, and this is
how I get treated. You wasn't trying to enlighten him.
You was trying to bust his bubble that you had
ill intent. I tell people all the time, be careful
about digging a hole for people, because your ass might
wind up in that hole.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
And now guess what your ass is in the hole.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
My side piece is scared his wife is going to
find out about us. So he said he never wants
to see me again because he know you message.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
See, because you done told him.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
See, this is why your side piece don't want to
see you no more, because you done sent the picture
of the heavyset chick he was with at the hotel
to her husband that he see right now that you're
willing to do anything, which that from the beginning. So
now he had the nerve to say I'm crazy, and
he threatened to tell my husband, but he does not care.

(12:10):
Why is my side piece so upset when he started
all this? Lady, you got this whole thing first. He
didn't start all this. You started all this. You went
to your friend, told your friend you wasn't having sex.
Your low down friend introduced you to a married man.
Y'all been having sex. Then you're married, hunt the marriage jews.

(12:31):
You having sex with the sidepiece sidepiece. He got a
wife and another side piece. Now you mad at the
side piece, so you call the side piece his husband
to bust his bubble at work because he always dragged
by how good that marriage is?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Misery love company. Your marriage ain't nothing.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
You don't want nobody marriage eller. This whole letter is
a mess. I don't give a damn whatever.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
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Speaker 2 (13:04):
Thank you. Steve coming up next to his sports talk.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
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