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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just spent three straight days with a toddler three
and a half year old, Polly.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Did you know the toddler?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
No, I didn't make sure.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, no, this time, I do. You know, I'm always
hanging out with time. I'm always like and anyone with
toddler's like, let uncle Fred come over and let's let's
hang out.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I love this little girl and she's so cute, and
she has this little personality and and she is she's
just a carbon copy of her, of my mom, her
grandmother and my sister.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I mean, it is just it's something.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It really is like little type, a little bossy little
I mean, she's so cute and so articulate and whatever.
But I was introduced to like this generation's entertainment.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh yeah, I saw what you were watching.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And I'm I'm not knocking this. I'm not dissing this.
I mean, whatever works. And if I don't know, it
sounds like this guy is doing God's work. But it's
freaking me out, Danny, go baby kids brush their teeth
and about a fire station and about you know shape.
So whatever else is is.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Five Flor's lava all those things.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh no, when I learned all about that. Ye pick
up your feet, bub up, pick up your feet. To
floor's lava. I'm like, it's not, though, but I mean
it's trippy. It's trippy, and it's I mean, I don't
know how a grown up decides, like I'm gonna start
making kids videos. I'm a grown up, but I'm gonna
start singing kids songs and then millions of people are
gonna watch them. I'm gonna become a multimillionaire because I
(01:24):
guess the guy's loaded.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It gives me the willies though, like it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I mean, I hope they do it for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Always I just get worried.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well, here's my.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Thing, So I'll play a little Danny go in case
you're unfamiliar with this. But I'm a little I'm troubled
by it. Like I'm still thinking about how like trippy
the videos are, and how I wasn't sure if I
was watching kids video or if I had been given
some LSD, you know, in my sippy cup or whatever
and we were playing t I don't know if she
gave me some LSD. Because it's really I'm bothered, Like
I'm not bothered by it, but I'm haunted by it
(01:54):
a little bit. But I'm just wondering as a parent
eight five five three five, I mean, is there and
I mean this is like a you know, facetious way,
but is it The kids love this, she loves this,
she loves it, and I love it for But like
my my sister and brother in law know every one
(02:16):
of these videos by heart. They're just walking around the
house almost hypnotically singing along with this stuff. And it's like,
I just wonder if if it. As a parent, you're like, God,
please grow up. Like I'd love for you to watch
anything but this. Not to say it's bad, but like here,
this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
We just met some gorillas in the jungle. The drum beats,
we could do it. Yeah, So he's he's wearing goggles.
That's his outfit.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, he wears those like highly goggles.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, every episode and we're just banging on stuff. And
then there's just these two other random grown ups.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He's got a team of six people.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It actually isn't that bad.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
And this one where they like interact like the floors
lava and then there's stuff coming down the screen and
you got to slide to the right slide.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
To the level.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Is that what I actually kept saying that floors lava.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, that's one of his humorite games to play.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, here, hold on, let me skip over the ad
is lava. This one's quick sand lava, sharks and more.
This actually is this is frightening to me.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The desert searching Lost Treasure king cow. This guy's got
like a little bit of a five o'clock shit.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
And goes he's really he's really good for the kids.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Hear gull and he's supposed to be like following along
on the screen.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Shoot it and it's like a weird camel running next
to him.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And it's like what I've never done LSD, But if
I did, I feel like this is what it would
be like. And a man named Danny would be telling
me to gallop and I.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Would give me the give me that garbage song, give
me that garbs and may stump it and shake.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He kept saying dump it the garbage truck, the one.
It's like me, give me that garbage. Here it is
And he kept saying dumping and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Give me that.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, gotta take its weird got this weird random man
behind him. Give me me, chim yeah, get training. I mean,
(04:32):
you know.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
When I'm coming street car down the street.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
But this is like, who straight days of this. I
feel like I'm losing it, right, you can't.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Prove Yeah, the the sock he starts talking dumping yeah,
sha jumping.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah shake shape sha kids. Let me go out of here.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
He was just here now too long ago.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
He had a live tour there you go. Yeah, this
dude's rolling in it, absolutely killing it.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I like to go to that absolutely, Kelly.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Kelly, good morning, Hey, good morning. Do you have nightmares
about this Danny go individual?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well, I don't have nightmares. I actually I was calling
to let you know.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I think that the beginning.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Story of him is he was doing this.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
For his special needs child.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Because he couldn't get up and do all like the exercising.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
So he started doing these videos.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
To help his own kid.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
And then it gained, like, you.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Know, momentum, and people started doing.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It with their heads shoes.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
That's what I'm you know, I don't know how true.
I don't know how true it is, but that's that's
kind of what I was under the understanding of.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But I mean, my kids watched Danny Go, Blippy, all
of the same types of things, obsessed with all that kind.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Of crazy st That's what I'm saying, Like if he's
teaching kids stuff and like they're learning about I mean,
all I said, my niece is talking about brushing her
teeth and fire trucks and all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't know how she knows.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
She knows from these videos so great, but I mean,
it's the repetition for me.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's not even Danny Go any of it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's like I probably heard that dump It Shake It
song any times.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh God, she wants to hear the.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Same three ones. It's not even there's a there's five
thousand of them. And she has her favorites, and we
and we over and over and over again, and like
I may have taken a gummy or two, and so
I was sort of like, I know myself just staring,
you know, but it was I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's very true. Yeah, I get I get more frustrated
with listening to the Coco melon all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Than I do with the Danny Gull or the bloopy stuff. Honestly,
at least there's.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Some variety though, because when you when we were kids,
it was Sesame Street and Sesame Street only and maybe
mister Rogers if you were old enough.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
And that was about it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Lady find get it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Thank you, Kelly, have a good day.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Danny Go is gonna be here July eighteenth show?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well you if we can book Danny Go. Let's see
if we can book Danny Go on the show? Will
you guys get him on here?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Jason Cale and get rip garbage?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Boy? Would that make mice my knees? I think I
was the coolest guy.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh yeah at the riv at the July eighteen, it's
actually at night, it's actually and then there's an adult
show at eleven.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He does the same thing he does for the kids,
except everyone's.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Tripping, right, I would love that. That's wild. Yeah no again,
I'm not. I'm not seeing what he's doing specifically.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's just baby, Okay, we don't have to read everything
out loud.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Great? Is there refreshments?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, it's a dispensary and it's sponsored by Sunnyside.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Like, who's going to be there? Who else going to
be there? It was all there. Just's a repetition is
what would kill me?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
See, I would get mad, but I can't because then
like Jason, I listened to music like Sexy Red where
she says ski one hundred times.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
So it's the same repetition.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You get what I'm saying. It's the adult version.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, I can't get mad.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I guess from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
What yeah, do you need it?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
By twenty eighteen, by three Childhood Friends.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Andy Cohen has a rule in his house that his
kids are not allowed to watch any of that crapper
listen to it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So it's grateful dad all day.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's his favorite band, and so they don't know any
of those songs. Says he can't handle it. Not mad
at that either, So sexy Red could be Gidi's favorite artist.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Danny Goes slaps me, give me that garbage fire though
I like that, you should remix it, should I?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Andy Goes the only one that I can tolerate. People
are saying all these parents that garbage sounds like a
Hollywood undead.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Saw right, there's something there. I'll collab with him when
he lives in the studio.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
We'll play it for him. Yeah, he may not like
that very much. Thinking book Danny Go, Let's get Danny Go.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And I gotta know that because if he's got a
sweet story, then let's publicize it.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Of course, what I love about like the repetition Fred,
Like it's they the kids learn it, and it's it's
cool to see them remember that, like the lyrics of
the song and sing along whenever it comes on. So like,
I think it's really cool that it helps the kids
with memory, memorizing songs and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, cute.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
It was just again it's like, hey, Paula, you know
he did one about you know, like other things he's
done about thirty thousand of them. Actually no, no, no lava, no,
no garbage, no, no, the monkey one, okay, all right,
and then and then there were a couple of others.
I can't remember what else. She's a big paw patrol.
I actually kind of liked paw Patrol. Yeah, I didn't
hate that.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I didn't her favorites Rubble, Oh, Rubble's the double on
the double.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And I was just sitting there the whole time, going,
this is cute, and I wish I'd come up with it, Like,
why didn't I come up with this?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Does she watch blue at all?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I don't know. I didn't have to watch any Bluey though.
This weekend. I don't think so. And she' said the
Spice Girls right now too. Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I forget which song it was, but it was a
girl only song and I wasn't allowed to sing along
to it. Oh she said that I was told about
that your place. She has a Frederick female, So that's
that's how we do. Fred's show is on. This is
not Danny Joe Garbage front