November 19, 2025 • 38 mins
Paulina and Kaelin talk everything about ghost poops. Plus, Fred doesn't want anything for his birthday and is tired of people asking!
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hey wake up if I have a ghost poop, I like,
I'm so proud of myself. That is, we're not talking
about it. She's for CLEMP. I've been about that now. No,
when you look down, there's nothing there. But you know
you did work. Fred Show is on.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, ohday morning, good morning to you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Zoom yeah. Bella thought that would be a good one.
So you know what that one?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh yeah yeah. Bella securator of the audio around here.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
She is, she's good at it. But girl don't know
about that. What was that? I mean, it's relatable. I
suppose it is crazy. I forgot about that. You know
that everybody has ghoest poops. Yeah, I'm proud of them. Like,
I don't know that I necessarily literally know if I
know what it is, let me look.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
No, you should be proud. That's the one that you're
eating so much. Fibers not even there. It just goes
straight where it's supposed to go.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
It's the perfect texture everything to where you don't need.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
To clean up anything.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But I've read, I've read what you're supposed to be
looking for. You're supposed to be able to see it
to know it's not supposed to disappear.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I'm talking about when you wipe and there's nothing on
the teepee.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I thought you were talking about the kind when it's
like it's not there.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
That's me I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
She's talking about something different. You never did that goes poop.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
When you poop and then you look and there's nothing
there because it already went down without flushing. You've never
had that, don't, so you have to look it up.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
It's the same term for a healthy bottle movement that
leaves no residue on the toilet paper. We're in the
toilet bowl as well, formed and passes easily.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It looks good.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, no, wait a minute, I am proud of that. Yeah,
my understanding was what Paulina was. I was going by
what she was saying.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What is that called? Then when the poop's not there?
But you know you went where did it go? It
went down the drain.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't think that's a sign of anything. That's a missile, right,
That's that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I don't believe. I wondered why you reacted that way.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Every time I talked about them, I was like, no, friend, I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So happy because you two were talking about two different things.
And I'm like, well, I thought I knew what it was,
but then whatever, but no, and then it's like, but
you can't see it. I'm like no, but you got
to be able to because I read these things. I'm
an old person now and I read these things all
the time about what you're supposed to be looking for,
you know, because I want to make sure that, like,
my insides aren't you know, like gone.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, I want to make sure my insides aren't gone.
Whenever I do that and there's nothing on the TP,
then you're how.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Because I'm looking for things like this now because I'm
concerned about hydration. You know, these are the kind of
things I didn't worry about ten years ago. Yes, sir, hydration,
you know, diet these are this is so I was
confused the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Life's come, letcha fast life.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
See how people are texting that they thought it was
a whole bunch of different things. I'm not going to
I'm not going to explain what they thought it was like.
We're not going to get into this issues. Well, we
looked it up. The more you know, the more I know.
This is a public service performed by The Fred Show.
Good morning, It's Wednesday, November nineteenth. This is why you
listened because you just never know, and I didn't know.
Hi Kalim, Hello, Hi Jason Browley, Pauline, what I do.
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I'm gonna look up the science of what you're talking about,
because I don't know how that.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I've never had a poop where you look at it's
not even there, no more. Not if I didn't flush,
where did it go?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You took it in?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I thought it was so powerful that I just went down,
so powerful, it was so five delicious that it just
went down.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh boy, oh my god, Kiki, Yeah, are you doing
I'm normal?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, regular, right, I'm I'm so glad we figured this out.
If you love how to poop like that?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Because I kept wow, Okay, the Paulina Show, everyone honestly
listen to that. I would listen to that. In fact,
I'm gonna take off on vacation earlier. You guys, just
take it away, guy, but I'm not going to. Actually,
I'll start tomorrow with my vacation because I already got up.
Marty here exactly torpedo torpedo turn she's experiencing. You guys
(04:31):
are gross. Seven fifty in the show down to tie
with sharing new Waiting by the Phone Game Show Wednesday,
Kiki Karaoke that's gonna beat Paulina. The Entertainer Report blogs
and headlines this hour, what are you working on?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
K two pop stars saying they may never tour again,
so nine one one emergency on that. Also, Hines is
rolling out something for friends fans.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Paulina, You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I want to make it official, just proclamation right now
on the show because every day now in our little
cheat with ideas for the show, it's Fred's birthday ideas,
it's Paulina saying, so what are he into these days?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Fred?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Because that's her, that's her way of asking what to
get someone for their birthday?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What he into these days?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And you asked me yesterday the day before, and then
you put it on the sheet both times I did,
and I said to you, and I mean this. I
don't want anything for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't And that's not when people people say that.
And like my mom says that, she doesn't mean it,
Like I what was it for her birthday? I'm like, Mom,
what do you want? She I don't want anything. Just
some shoes are a purse. Oh justin you don't want
to nothing big? Yes, oh no, that was I did
nothing big. You don't have to give me anything, nothing big.
(05:42):
Just some shoes are a purse. Okay, Well she knows
I don't. I don't skimp on that, so that is
something big. So that wasn't helpful.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
We need your list. I need my desk by monday.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't need one more thing. I don't need one
more thing. I got too much crap. I got all
kinds of crap. I don't need anything.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, So an experience. What do you want? Where do
you want to go? What do you want to do?
Come on now, I want to go I want to
go to the digital detox.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Can you send me to that the summer camp and
we'll go and h and there are no phones and
I'm allowed to go. I think in this business we
call it rehab, but like I would go there too, actually,
depending on how nice it is. What's the diet? Like
what do you get to do? Do you have to
like exercise and stuff? Because I don't want to do that?
Do I have to sit around and like cry because
that's going to be hard for me to do. But
is it more of like a vacation, you know, like
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kickback and buy the pool, manicures and pedicures and then
a facial and then every now and again they ask
how I'm feeling, Like, now that's you need a girl's trip.
Then fine, I'd like a girl's trip. I'm good with that. Yeah,
just ask me occasionally how I'm feeling. But give me
a drink?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Your Amazon cart nothing like what is like? What did
you click on last that you were like?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
What's this?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I want?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Nothing like you, guys, I'm not doing this. I'm not
messing with you. Make a donation to something. I don't care.
I don't need one thing. You can dominate to me,
make a donation to Kiki's wedding fun in my honor.
For my birthday, make a donation to the jaw Rule
Fund Kiki's wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I put it on Instagram and people said some very
interesting suggestions for your birthday. Somebody I'd like to hear,
I should buy you a dog. I considered that. Yeah,
oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, they said I should buy you I got a
little choked up there. I wanted to give you a
puppy if you come in here with a dog. You
know I love a dog. But no, it is time.
It is time that like I had.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
A visual reaction to having to care for something like, no,
I'll help rescue them, but I don't need I don't
not yet.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Somebody said I should buy you a wife.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Get buy me a Well that's where we're at of
this point. Is it might it might take purchasing one.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Uh huh, somebody said some keiky t's. I thought that
was a great investment.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah I like it.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, well you know I do have one in the collection,
so I suppose I could know how many are there now?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I think like seven.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh okay, so I'm six short.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, so maybe we'll get you the collection. But you know,
let's let's stop the games, Like, what do you want?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I don't know why, you guys, I don't need more crap.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I just don't. I don't need anything. Y'all are very
generous people, y'all. Save your money.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
What restaurants do you like to save your money?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Save your money? You know, Paulina, we don't have to
know more skits and games and lives. We don't have
to do it anymore. Hey, Fred, what are you into
these days? Well?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Really, what are you into?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What what's on your mind these days? Let's change it
up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What are you thinking about?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I mean, there's sleep, Okay, let's start there.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I know a store, it's not think a spot treatment
because you seem like you want to rest.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh, someone say get me legos. Yeah that's funny. They
are relaxing. But but you said.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You're like on the outs with Legos. Yeah, well we're
not on the outs per se.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Like it's just I don't I don't know people, I
have issues with legos, you know, issues like when did
this start? Well no, no, it's just first of all,
I'm grown up, so I don't know if I should
be second of all, like I need a bigger space
to have the legos out of the way because the
legos in the process of putting them together, it's like
(09:07):
there's stuff everywhere and it's kind of a mess.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Like I'd like to be able to, you know, have
my little Lego area if I ever won the Mega
millions to have a Lego room, Like i'd have a
Christmas tree room that we just wheel the Christmas tree into.
We'd have a Lego room, so there's a place for that,
you know what I mean. With a nice ergonomic chair
and yeah, I'm starting to sound like a peepon now.
In my retirement, when you come see me in Sun City,
you know, that's what I'll have. I'll have a Lego
(09:30):
room with a nice ergonomic chair and I'll just put
stuff together. But people don't realize, like it's very it's
very it's mindless, Like I can't think about anything else
when I'm doing that, because if I mess up a step,
then the whole then I wind up actually more stress
than I was before I started. So it's very it's
a nice mindless activity that's good. I don't know what
other people? What do you do for mindlessness? Scirrel on TikTok, Yeah,
(09:52):
it's I don't think that counts. I'm sending you to
the digital deep, you know what, because your birthday's coming
up and I'm sitting it's the same day and I'm
going to send you on a digital detox.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I probably wouldn't mind it right now in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Do you think you could really do it? Honestly?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Like if if I send you an actual place and
they put your phone in one of those bags Faara
day bag whatever they call it, where they seal it
and you can't get to it, and they literally said
for one week, you cannot have.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It for a week. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, how long do you think this is going to last?
To be a friend? Like a day? Like rehabers out
a day?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I was thinking about a day.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think I think by the end of the week,
you'd realize that you were okay, like that you didn't
need the phone as much.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I think I think you would.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I think the first couple of days would be really hard.
You'd had the shakes that really would you'd be wondering
you have you'd have you'd have torpedo turns left and right,
you wouldn't know what to do. And then if you
haven't been listening for ten minutes that you don't know
what I'm talking about, you think I'm gross.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You go back rewind. No, you'd be fine, you have a right.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
But then I think you'd realize, like, Okay, there's a
freedom here. No one's emailing me, ask me to do anything.
No one's emailing me. Because that's the other thing, you know,
with all the upside of like the stuff you can
scroll and the stuff you can see, there's an accessibility
where people expect you to be available all the time.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
That's the truth.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
My newest pet peeve, And I think I figured out
why yesterday. But my newest pet peeve is people putting
stuff on my calendar without asking me if I can
do it. Now, I think, now you got to realize
I've said earlier, I said earlier in the week, like
I don't I'm not big on all these all this
office tech, Like I don't, I don't know about all
(11:32):
this like because again, this is not a traditional job,
Like we don't have a lot of teams meetings or
make decks, or we don't have sales force. We don't
have people whatever, so I don't really know how this
all works. I'm assuming that people putting stuff on my
calendar can see my calendar.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Yeah, you can see like not what's on your calendar,
but you can see what's blocked out as busy or
what's blocked out is open.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And see I don't since we don't really work in
nine to five, I don't really do that, Like I
don't necessarily have stuff on the calend, Like I know
what I have to do, but it's not necessarily on
there for everybody to see. So I guess I know
why they're doing that or why they think they can
do that. It's because it's open. But like maybe I
need to set the thing to where like you can't
put any I'm busy after ten am unless you call
(12:12):
me right.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Just block out every day from like ten to five.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
But then that's on my personal calendar too, isn't it?
And then that's going to bother me cause then it
looks like I guess is my favorite days are the
days when I look at the day and I don't
have that many little boxes on there. That means the
day is mine so I don't want to make a
bunch of fake boxes on there just so that people
won't put stuff on it.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Right, one day no responsibilities, Oh a day with nothing
in the calendar?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yes, looking for another from you all.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But like if I'm okay, if I work a normal
job and I know that we work, we start at
four in the morning. If I'm going to put something
on someone's calendar at two o'clock, I might call them
and say, hey, I'm going to put the you free
it too, like cause I know you. I know you're
working with your different hours, four hours before I even
woke up. I know you were at the radio station,
but like, hey, are you good at too? But no,
(13:07):
people just put it on there, and I think they're
just used to being able to do that, And it
drives me crazy because I'm like, you didn't ask me.
But I guess in the real world you don't have
to ask people. You can just do it, right.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I think everyone should X you know, I think that
would that's just common courtesy.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Only times I do a little fred I put stuff
on your calendar, but I know when you're going to
be here when you're not.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But like, no, and.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Usually you'll say hey, this is coming or whatever, right,
and you also have never put something like hey I
need you back here at three, you know, And I'm like,
it's not happening, Like it's just it's not happening.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Yeah, or like if the person doesn't respond. There are
some people here that would never answer any emails. So
that's why I just throw stuff on their calendars. I'm like, okay,
we'll talk about it then, right, since you want to
dodge me.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But it finally hit me in a last night. I
was like, oh, that's why people do that, because I'm like,
how the audacity of all these people they just put
stuff on there and they just assume.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then I was going off.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It was something else in another city, and I was
telling Trevor Or Boss there the other I'm like, well,
these people have the audacity they and I realized like, yeah,
I guess they just they see it's open, so they
take it. Don't like how do you and and and
how do you know? I don't have anything to do?
So now I guess I gotta put everything on my
calendar so I look super busy so no one makes
(14:18):
me do anything.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But he's in my head.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Why are you really doing anything though, I got.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Soft Cats website looking at the new collection. Okay, that
takes me several hours. Pain had just asked me if
I want a mattress for my birthday. I'm mattress.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Help us with our budget. Though we can't promise a
a mattress. I can't promise where it comes from.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
But if you see me driving on the street, the
mattress on top of my.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Car tied, you know the mattress I have I got
for free because I was doing commercials for mattress for him.
I'm available for new commercials by the way, for mattresses
if you want, because I think it might be time
for anybody.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
A friend show.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
I'm sleepy all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You go.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
There's an intent in mine, and I've already flipped it
and flapped it.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Every way I could because I still on the same.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Side and sup.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But somehow what I think because mine was like gazillion dollars,
I didn't pay for it. That's why I can say
that I would never brag about the price of my mattress,
except I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
They were like, you have to have this one. Does
it go up like a hospital bag? It has the
adjustable base.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, I don't use that, but it has I had
to have that too. No, I'm telling you the guy,
this is exactly what happened. This is a bunch of
years ago. They're like, hey, you do commercials for a
mattress firm, like okay, And so I go to the place.
They're like, all right, well I got all these mattresses
and they made me go there and just show me everything.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
And then they're like you can have one of these two.
And I was like, how much are these things? Like
what about these over here?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
They're like, you're not paying for it, it doesn't matter, Like
you gotta get one of the two highest ones because
because I want people to come in here and be like,
I want the one that Fred's real raving about. And
then I want to show them a fifteen thousand dollars
mattress and be like there it is, you know. And
then if we sell them a seven thousand dollars mattress
and great, you know, but like if you sleep on
the thousand dollars mattress and everyone comes in here, they're
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gonna buy that, well we're not gonna make any money.
But it explains to me now why there's never anyone
in a mattress store. Anytime I ever drive by or
go into one, there's never anybody in one, because I
guess at one time a day, you sell one mattress
a day, you're set.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is it so expensive?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
So we'll move on from the mass, So don't find
me a mattress. I'm all set with that, but I'd
probably time for a new one soon. So hello, find
me pillows.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Please help you know, we're going to get you something
I don't want to think. What did we cover?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We covered ghost poops, we covered my birthday, we covered
digital details, we covered calendars. Yes, the calendar thing drives
me crazy. And then someone texted Fred, if you don't
want people adding things to your calendar without you knowing,
then don't get married. I don't even know. I didn't
even know that I had a calendar until I got married.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think that's probably true. I hear about that sometimes
where it's like, oh man, thank god, we got the
weekend free.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh no, we don't.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
We're going to this and we're going to that, and
I'm sure when you add the kids, it's that and
this and that and the other thing. Yeah, timmy, damn Timmy.
He just had a birthday a minute ago. Why don't
we going to Red's show? Is Ond's biggest stories of
the day. It would make sense now, like it hit
me last night. That's why people are putting stuff on
my calendar. But we're gonna fix that.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I don't know. I'm gonna talk to somebody.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Get somebody, Get get Greg or Karen or slav or somebody,
Get somebody, because we're gonna give me somebody, anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And we're gonna change it. We're gonna change my working hours.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
If you'd like to have him, if you would like
to have a brainstorm with me, you're welcome to have
it at four forty five am, which is the same
as your ten thirty am. No one will ever schedule anything.
It'll be great. It's a good idea, isn't it. Yeah, Like, honestly,
(17:45):
if you'd like to schedule meeting with me, you can
between four thirty and then whatever, ten thirty eleventh or
whatever that is seven eight hours.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You can have whatever you want there, you go.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
On the air.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah you want to have a brain slap, we'll have
it right here. You might think a little bit about
your ideas. You might think a little harder about how
you spend time. If it's gonna be on the air,
that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna have all my
meetings now on the air. People will not waste time
with that. No, think about it. Think about all the
meetings that everybody listening and all of us and everyone
(18:18):
listening can relate to this. Think about all the meetings
you go to that are simply a way to occupy
time because someone's looking to see if you're working, especially
if you have that monitoring stuff like we have around
here where all the people are being looked at. All
the salespeople are being monitored to see how many meetings
and how many calls, and how many emails and how
many So of course they're putting a bunch of emails
(18:38):
and or our bunch of things on the schedule because
look how busy I am.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I would do and.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Then you got we got we gotta do to get
one of those mouse things, So it.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Looks like you're just either you're having a seizure or
you're really busy.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
If you attend the meeting, it's fine to attend, but
everybody doesn't have to say something, oh yeah, like can
we stop that, you know, you're.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
On saying things in new things. I love just sitting there.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Like if you really don't need anything to add, just
shut up, because a lot of people want to raise
their hand just to talk, just to let you know,
shut up.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. That one we were in
that lasted like three hours.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
And then someone asked a question that they knew the
answer to, just to like be like I'm one.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
More, one more thing, Like you really don't have anything
to say, shut up?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
It was like how do I do radio from someone
who's been doing it for thirty years?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Like I I was on a Big Wigs call the
other day and nobody could. I think they locked it
so like other people couldn't talk. They had because it
was like that.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It was like a presentation. Yeah they don't want everything.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I had to go to a green room, you know,
and then like a digital green room and be admitted.
Oh yeah there was Yeah it was a run of show.
Yeah well no, it was fine. But like that, but
you could you could be in the chat, right, So
it was like the two hundred you know, highest ranking
people in our iHeart military whatever it is. And but
like a few people would drop commentary in the chat
(19:59):
and you could just tell like this is their way
of being seen. I'm here, you know, and I didn't
know who any of them were, but that may have
been the point, because it's like if if Alan in
uh in uh, you know, El Paso, if he drops
in a comment like, hey, really love that commentary, and
then I'm like, well, who's Alan, And then Alan, Alan's
(20:19):
in El Paso. I don't know Alan. Then I'm on
his LinkedIn. Oh it looks like Alan. He enjoys pickleball
on the weekends. We maybe we should get Alan out
of there and get it. Maybe Ellen should be somewhere else,
somewhere bigger, move him to Tampa.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You know.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
My theory about the big bosses said, they don't want
to be talked to, Like I'm sure they're so sick
of everybody just like trying to cash their butts all
the time. Like I feel like they just want someone
to shoot the spit with them, you know, like top normal.
I feel like everyone's like running up to them trying
to like be positive and hey, and they probably exhausted
from that.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Like silence is okay. Sometimes I'm a big an.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I can't remember what I said, we had we had
a our big chairman here if that thing we had
to go to was a few months ago, that that
list thing cub yeah, the day club day club with
it with yeah. And I said something to him because
I know the guy, and I said something to him
in front of a bunch of other people, and everyone
just looked at me like I cannot believe you just
(21:16):
said that to him, and he smiled, And because it's
like a running thing between us, I said some about
how Richie was or something or net Worth. I said
something about net Worth and he just looked at me
and smiled like it's because I mean, that's just whatever,
and everyone was I can't believe. Like later it was
like that was really, I can't believe you said that.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I'm like, you can't, you can't mean really like I don't.
I mean, I wasn't. It wasn't defensive.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's like, I mean, I know him, I know what
I can say and what I can't say, but like
maybe he would appreciate it if you would just treat
him like you right, Like there's no secret you know.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
He knows he's rich, right right right.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I'm just saying, like I don't know, as long as
you're respectful. I think you're right, Caitlin. I think some
of these people would just like, can we just being
regular relaxonds?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I hope things work out for Alan or was it Alan?
We got to get him out of there, man, get him,
move him up, put him in. He wrote a very
nice comment about what I said, and he was inspired.
Put him in New York, put him in charge, make
him the CEO. I don't know. Allan needs Allan needs.
I think that's what people think is going to happen.
(22:23):
Sometimes it is that easy, not gonna lie, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Some people, yeah, a corporate environment, and hey, if it works, great,
But it's just like that was a really excellent point
that you made, and it's like, who is this?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
You know, like and it wasn't a good It is stupid,
I said, I said, a stupid you know that that's
how it goes. So did we do this set every
year right around this time? And I mean it is
what it is, I guess. But the American Automobile Association
project project projects they Alan and Passo, they projected He's
(23:01):
gonna be taken over for me soon. If I can't
use words properly. It's a hard word to say. Apparently,
projects project eighty one point eight million Americans will travel
at least fifty miles from home during Thanksgiving, up from
about one point six million last year. That can't be right,
up one point six million. I'm like, from one point
(23:22):
six to eighty one million. A lot of people decided
to see family this year. But every year we do
this stand about how many people are gonna fly and
how many people are gonna drive, And it's like, but
does it change anything? Like if you've got to go
to your family's house, you have to. I mean, you're
gonna have to do it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
So like I'm just staying home this year because everybody
else is out. It looks like.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Right right exactly, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm just gonna sit.
I mean, I can see the temptation to be like
forget about it, Like it's not worth it. I don't
need it, especially with all the stuff going on with
the flights and you know, catching up from the government shutdown.
I can totally see why people would be like, forget it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm not. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, it's gonna take me hours and hours and hours
to get to an already stressful thing. So I'm gonna
be stressed before I come to the stressful thing. Only
for people to ask me for a week when I'm
getting married and having kids, which is what happens every year,
and the answer is the same, and it has been
for forty four years. Never The US Senate passed to
Builder will require the Department of Justice to release any
(24:15):
remaining files related to the deceased convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Okay,
that's my one political story of the quarter. There it is,
And I'll tell you what. It's either going to be
a bombshell and then some people will be mad. It's
either going to be nothing and then people are going
to say that stuff was taken out. No one's ever
going to be happy with this. I've been saying to
this forever. No one's ever going to be happy with this.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So nothing can be redacted, like gut right, that's my thing.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's like, after all this time, it's going to be
people saying that there's nothing in there. Well, then they
took stuff out, and then if there's stuff in there,
then it's not real.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't. I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I think of all the things that we're worried about
right now, there are other things that are so much
more important because I don't think anyone's ever really going
to buy. That's just my personal opinion, which is really
not political. It's just I don't know. I don't even
think I've been a bullet, Okay, you know what I mean? Like,
what's in this? If it's not like just crazy, then
I'm going to be like, well then they protected people here, right,
(25:17):
A solid gold, fully functional toilet which was a satirical
reference to I'm not even sure what it was from
an artist that's twenty one million dollars on Tuesday night
and an auction a fully gold functional toilet twelve point
one million dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
The toilet, which is famous for ghost poops, was made
by an artist named Mauricio Catalan. This is the pro
well you'll know his work. This is the provocative Italian
artist known for taping a banana to a wall that
was sold I think for I don't know, millions of
dollars as well. Do you remember this guy taped to
(25:55):
banana to the wall and no one else could come
up with that, I guess, but as an eighteen gold
eighteen carrot gold work twelve million dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Doesn't Trump have those? Or are they just painted gold?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't know if there's solid gold. I don't know
what you do with this. I mean, I guess you
put on display. I don't think you use it. Not
sure if you're hard of hearing, and I am. Actually
a lot of people don't know that. I'm deaf in
my left ear, and I have been since I was
four years old. Viagra is the answer.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Apparently.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh, I don't think it's from my kind of hearing
loss because mine's permanent. But apparently viagra, known for treating
a rectile dysfunction, may help reverse one specific type of
inherited hearing loss. A new study found that mutations in
a particular gene that cause hearing loss by disrupting a
key pathway involving amino acids in the hair cells in
(26:47):
your ear. I mean, it gets very specific here, I
guess can be altered by taking viagra. Using fruit flies,
scientists tested two treatments that viagra and then other suff
laments both improved hearing ability in the flies, suggesting the
pathway could be targeted in humans. This doesn't immediately mean
that viagra will be prescribed for hearing laws. It opens
(27:09):
the door to new treatments for a condition long considered irreversible.
So if you see viiagra in a guy's house, he's
just trying to improve his hearing. That's all it is.
That's all it is. He's not there's nothing else going
on there. Maybe I'll do it. I'll be like, guys,
it's just it's simply see if I can hear better
in my left ear, is that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
The right one? No? Aren't you curious? I feel like
if I was a guy, I would be so curious.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I guess it's one of those things where I don't
need it yet I will, I'm sure, but I don't
need it. So I don't want to take it because
I'm afraid something going to happen like that, you like
it'll never go down, or something you know, like right,
and so here I am messing around with this thing
that I don't need. It's the same with the with
the uh ozepic. Like I bet you, I bet you,
at some point in my life we're probably not far
(27:52):
away you know where that's going to be the path
I take. But right now, I'll go out and you know,
injure myself running around and you know, hurt my back
and try and do it the old fashioned way because
I don't want to do anything I don't need to
do until I need to do it. Yeah, but I
feel like I'll be on that train soon and go
ahead and get me the viagra. Because what's the worst
(28:13):
it happens, you know, either my hearing gets better or
my social life gets better, or I wind up walking
around like in baggy pants. All It's like, I can
hear you great, but just I got to wear these
baggy pants right exactly. A ten year old boy drove
himself home from elementary school after getting into a fight
with his mom, so his mom went into the school
(28:33):
to drop off paperwork. After they got in this fight,
he jumped in the front seat of the car. He
nearly struck another car and hit a curb before driving
himself home. When officers got to the house, the vehicle
was parked inside the garage. They said the boy was
unharmed and was inside the home with his dad. He
won't face any charges because he's too young to be
held criminally responsible. But yeah, yeah, he said, forget this, sorry, mom,
(28:58):
I'm running away?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Did you ever run away?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I would pack my bag and I would. They're like,
a goofy.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I would too, Yeah, I would be like bye, let go,
Yeah I would. So there were a couple of times
I packed my bag and then it was like, you know,
seven o'clock at night's dark, and I'm like, I'm you know,
I'm nine years old. I'm like, I'm going to my grandparents' house,
which was eight miles away, and I just start walking
and then my mom being okay, and then you know,
(29:24):
then they'd follow me for a little while down the street.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Oh yeah, but I've never followed me.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, she followed me down the street. Oh yeah, I
love her. Oh yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, and try and talk.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Well, you know, I packed my bags, right, you can go.
I'll drop you off. Where do you want to go?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And A Swedish man said that his kids inspired him
to stuff eighty one matches up his nostrils to earn
a Guinness World Record title in the process. This guy's
name is Martin. It's allan from El Paso. He told
Guinness World Records that his children were enamored by the
latest edition of the organization book and told him it
would be so cool if he broke a record of
his own. He nabbed the record for the most matches
(30:05):
held in his nose, which stood at sixty eight, but
he put eighty one up there. He ended up taking
the record, Like, I don't know how that was the
one that he picked. And I also I wondered, like,
does you're not still go back after that? Does it
return to normal eighty one? And like what if one
goes too far?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Oh, it's a National Education Support Professionals Day. Shout out
to all of our teachers and support professionals. We love
all of you, Yes, mainly because you listen the longest,
but also because you're doing amazing work. And it's National
Play Monopoly Day, which is a great game. I do
like Monopoly. Has anybody ever finished the game of Monopoly?
Have we ever gotten to the point at Monopoly where
you're like you won?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Can Entertainment Report. He's on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Ariana Grande says her upcoming Eternal Sunshine Tour could be her.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Last as a pop star. I have never heard seen
you whip your head at me best.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I was to tell you to brace yourself. But I
figured you had seen it because you think, of all.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
The topics that we've just got so far in the
first hour of the show, that's the one that really
blew you away. I know.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
So it's not for sure, but she was on Amy
Poehler's Good Hanging podcast and said, while she is excited
to do that small run of shows next year, she said,
I think it might not happen again for a.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Long, long, long long time. So I'm going to give
it my all.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
I think that's why I'm doing it, because I'm like, oh,
one last hurrah for now.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Oh well, yeah, so sad though, you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I have to leave now to breathe. Ye, but I
also need to go to the show.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah, you need to go to the show. I mean,
she's in her she's in her acting theater back. I
think she found her. I think she's a theater kid
of heart, and I think she found her people. And
she's in love with Cynthia Ribo.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Their life together, right and be happy in the sun.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Right.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
One wants to pull up a U haul and they're
going to just climb all over each other.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
And she just be one of those things that were
like like, uh, like Elton John went on fourteen retirement tours,
you know, I mean, like for twenty years he toured
as a home for the final time.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
But not really.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I think this is just a way to generate appeal
to when she does decide to do other things.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
I think it's how she actually feels in the moment.
But I don't think it will be her last tour.
But I do think she's gonna take a really long break.
I don't think she aligns with being a pop star anymore.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
No, not anymore, which makes me scared for the tour
because I'm like, girl, I need you to be like, yeah,
with your life, your ponytail fighter. We can't even see
you because the light start on, Like that's what I need.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
She thinks I think she's I think she's stuck in
that care Yes she does. She thinks that she's a
fairy whatever she's doing in that movie here she.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Really witch witch. But yeah, she was a fairy. She
is that character. She certainly is. I mean, you can
only do so much.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Well, so that's like, and I don't think people realize
how much time and energy goes into touring. Yeah, I
mean it probably took a year plus for I mean
more for probably more for Taylor to conceptualize the ras
to her and then figure it out. And then it
took you know, you're talking about all kinds of travel
and everyone thinks it's so easy because well, she's Taylor
Swift and she got private jets and she's rich. But
(33:20):
I mean there was kind of a feed of nature
for her to be doing three three four hour shows
a week in different parts of the world.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I mean, it's a big so I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Maybe if you're on a grande it's like I can't
do it all, and I can't do it all well,
so I'm going to focus on one thing.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Yeah, and she's in the Meet the Parents sequel to
two coming up some man more acting roles.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
In similar news, Selena Gomez said she's unsure if she'll
ever perform at an award show or on tour.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Same reaction. Nope, okay, no, you can't get rode that time, said.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Next right, she said, And I'm not gonna say that
I never would again, because who knows. I'm always saying
that I'll never and then I'm back. So I'm full
aware of my tendencies, So tough day for pop music
and Jason for the first story, and this one is
for my friends fans. So Paulina, this is you in
the room. Hines is rolling out a limited addition leftover
(34:13):
gravy squeezable bottle in the name of post Thanksgiving leftovers
a la Arman ross. You remember he had the moist Maker?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Remember that?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes? I So this kit is sold.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
At Walmart only, and it includes a twelve ounce star
of Heines homestyle turkey gravy in like a squeeze bottle
and then a recipe card inspired by the iconic Sorry
Moistmaker sandwich from Friends. And what that is is he
takes all the leftovers. Okay, he makes a sandwich, which
like is the best thing to do, but he takes
a piece of bread and he soaks it in gravy
(34:48):
and puts it in the sandwich, and he brought it
to work and he wrote his name on it, and
someone stole his sandwich from the workfridge and that led
to his mental breakdown and he had to go on medication,
in which I understand that I get more and more
every day when you're looking for forward to leftovers and
they're gone.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
It's very upsetting.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
That's not a terrible idea, except I think you need
to eat it right away. Yeah, I don't think that's it.
That's not a I'm gonna dip the gravy because that's
a nice way to sort of because the gravy is
gonna go everywhere. But maybe if you dip the bread
and and then it absorbs it and then you get
the gravy taste, but then when it's not as messy.
But that's not a a I do this and then
pack it and take it. That's not and I know
(35:27):
that's not the point of the debate, but that's not
a travel sandwich. No, that's not thinking it's gonna work.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Well, but I do understand being excited for food and
then it's not there and really well, and as you know, one.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Of the greatest thrills in life is opening the fridge
only to realize there's something there that you forgot about,
like you know, like and I don't mean after days,
I mean, ah, man, I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I open the fridge and it's like.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh, from like it's right there, yes, you know, and
then you get to eat it.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
But you didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
That it was there because you forgot maybe because you
came home late and put it in the fridge, like
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
That's such a ah man, that's living. It really is.
Speaking of little things.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
If you want to go on our YouTube, you know,
up us our views on their Fred Show radio and
then the Fred Show on demand on the free iHeart
Radio app.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
How many things they're measuring us on? And I got
the thing on the iHeart app called highlights. Oh yes,
that's just one more thing that they're measuring us on.
And then that we have to do.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Well, now they can watch us on the iHeart Radio app.
So not only can't you stream the show catch up
on the podcast in the iHeart Radio app, you can
also see like we've made it, like this is we
made it to the big league.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Maybe you can see us in the like to make
it to the big league.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yes, not everybody can be seen on the iHeart Radio app.
But the fridge. Okay, that's true. It was really cool
that we're chosen.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah no, and not he was.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm just just's just one more thing I have to
add to my spiel that you have to do for us.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Well, while you're there, you know, catching up on the show,
you will see the videos and there might be something
that you can't see anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Right, which is coat which you should do. But then
think that means that you don't have to go to
the TikTok hock and uh don't the YouTube and the
Facebook don't and yeah, don't don't think that that it's
is just one more thing.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
All right, we should have spend most of your time
on the iHeartRadio app. That's really where I need you
to be.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
H Okay, all right, well Kiki is in charge of
all that, So then you need to tell me which
one we need to tell them is most important.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
That iHeartRadio app. Okay, but also okah, why you're there
listen stream? Make us a pre sick?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Okay, good, I just it's hard for me to know
which thing we're supposed to do the most of.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Now we should.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Bullet point it for them all the things that we
need them to do if they would like us to continue.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
To tell you to check off your check listen to
your chore.
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It's like, you know, you know, another call on my schedule,
Like for Jesus, what I got to tell.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Them to do now, comment done, when you're all done.
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hey wake up if I have a ghost poop, I like,
I'm so proud of myself. That is, we're not talking
about it. She's for CLEMP. I've been about that now. No,
when you look down, there's nothing there. But you know
you did work. Fred Show is on.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, ohday morning, good morning to you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Zoom yeah. Bella thought that would be a good one.
So you know what that one?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh yeah yeah. Bella securator of the audio around here.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
She is, she's good at it. But girl don't know
about that. What was that? I mean, it's relatable. I
suppose it is crazy. I forgot about that. You know
that everybody has ghoest poops. Yeah, I'm proud of them. Like,
I don't know that I necessarily literally know if I
know what it is, let me look.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
No, you should be proud. That's the one that you're
eating so much. Fibers not even there. It just goes
straight where it's supposed to go.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
It's the perfect texture everything to where you don't need.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
To clean up anything.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But I've read, I've read what you're supposed to be
looking for. You're supposed to be able to see it
to know it's not supposed to disappear.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I'm talking about when you wipe and there's nothing on
the teepee.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I thought you were talking about the kind when it's
like it's not there.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
That's me I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
She's talking about something different. You never did that goes poop.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
When you poop and then you look and there's nothing
there because it already went down without flushing. You've never
had that, don't, so you have to look it up.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
It's the same term for a healthy bottle movement that
leaves no residue on the toilet paper. We're in the
toilet bowl as well, formed and passes easily.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It looks good.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, no, wait a minute, I am proud of that. Yeah,
my understanding was what Paulina was. I was going by
what she was saying.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What is that called? Then when the poop's not there?
But you know you went where did it go? It
went down the drain.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't think that's a sign of anything. That's a missile, right,
That's that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I don't believe. I wondered why you reacted that way.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Every time I talked about them, I was like, no, friend, I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So happy because you two were talking about two different things.
And I'm like, well, I thought I knew what it was,
but then whatever, but no, and then it's like, but
you can't see it. I'm like no, but you got
to be able to because I read these things. I'm
an old person now and I read these things all
the time about what you're supposed to be looking for,
you know, because I want to make sure that, like,
my insides aren't you know, like gone.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, I want to make sure my insides aren't gone.
Whenever I do that and there's nothing on the TP,
then you're how.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Because I'm looking for things like this now because I'm
concerned about hydration. You know, these are the kind of
things I didn't worry about ten years ago. Yes, sir, hydration,
you know, diet these are this is so I was
confused the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Life's come, letcha fast life.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
See how people are texting that they thought it was
a whole bunch of different things. I'm not going to
I'm not going to explain what they thought it was like.
We're not going to get into this issues. Well, we
looked it up. The more you know, the more I know.
This is a public service performed by The Fred Show.
Good morning, It's Wednesday, November nineteenth. This is why you
listened because you just never know, and I didn't know.
Hi Kalim, Hello, Hi Jason Browley, Pauline, what I do.
(03:36):
I'm gonna look up the science of what you're talking about,
because I don't know how that.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I've never had a poop where you look at it's
not even there, no more. Not if I didn't flush,
where did it go?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You took it in?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I thought it was so powerful that I just went down,
so powerful, it was so five delicious that it just
went down.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh boy, oh my god, Kiki, Yeah, are you doing
I'm normal?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, regular, right, I'm I'm so glad we figured this out.
If you love how to poop like that?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Because I kept wow, Okay, the Paulina Show, everyone honestly
listen to that. I would listen to that. In fact,
I'm gonna take off on vacation earlier. You guys, just
take it away, guy, but I'm not going to. Actually,
I'll start tomorrow with my vacation because I already got up.
Marty here exactly torpedo torpedo turn she's experiencing. You guys
(04:31):
are gross. Seven fifty in the show down to tie
with sharing new Waiting by the Phone Game Show Wednesday,
Kiki Karaoke that's gonna beat Paulina. The Entertainer Report blogs
and headlines this hour, what are you working on?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
K two pop stars saying they may never tour again,
so nine one one emergency on that. Also, Hines is
rolling out something for friends fans.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Paulina, You're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I want to make it official, just proclamation right now
on the show because every day now in our little
cheat with ideas for the show, it's Fred's birthday ideas,
it's Paulina saying, so what are he into these days?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Fred?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Because that's her, that's her way of asking what to
get someone for their birthday?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What he into these days?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And you asked me yesterday the day before, and then
you put it on the sheet both times I did,
and I said to you, and I mean this. I
don't want anything for my birthday.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't And that's not when people people say that.
And like my mom says that, she doesn't mean it,
Like I what was it for her birthday? I'm like, Mom,
what do you want? She I don't want anything. Just
some shoes are a purse. Oh justin you don't want
to nothing big? Yes, oh no, that was I did
nothing big. You don't have to give me anything, nothing big.
(05:42):
Just some shoes are a purse. Okay, Well she knows
I don't. I don't skimp on that, so that is
something big. So that wasn't helpful.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
We need your list. I need my desk by monday.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't need one more thing. I don't need one
more thing. I got too much crap. I got all
kinds of crap. I don't need anything.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, So an experience. What do you want? Where do
you want to go? What do you want to do?
Come on now, I want to go I want to
go to the digital detox.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Can you send me to that the summer camp and
we'll go and h and there are no phones and
I'm allowed to go. I think in this business we
call it rehab, but like I would go there too, actually,
depending on how nice it is. What's the diet? Like
what do you get to do? Do you have to
like exercise and stuff? Because I don't want to do that?
Do I have to sit around and like cry because
that's going to be hard for me to do. But
is it more of like a vacation, you know, like
(06:28):
kickback and buy the pool, manicures and pedicures and then
a facial and then every now and again they ask
how I'm feeling, Like, now that's you need a girl's trip.
Then fine, I'd like a girl's trip. I'm good with that. Yeah,
just ask me occasionally how I'm feeling. But give me
a drink?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Your Amazon cart nothing like what is like? What did
you click on last that you were like?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
What's this?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I want?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Nothing like you, guys, I'm not doing this. I'm not
messing with you. Make a donation to something. I don't care.
I don't need one thing. You can dominate to me,
make a donation to Kiki's wedding fun in my honor.
For my birthday, make a donation to the jaw Rule
Fund Kiki's wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I put it on Instagram and people said some very
interesting suggestions for your birthday. Somebody I'd like to hear,
I should buy you a dog. I considered that. Yeah,
oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, they said I should buy you I got a
little choked up there. I wanted to give you a
puppy if you come in here with a dog. You
know I love a dog. But no, it is time.
It is time that like I had.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
A visual reaction to having to care for something like, no,
I'll help rescue them, but I don't need I don't
not yet.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Somebody said I should buy you a wife.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Get buy me a Well that's where we're at of
this point. Is it might it might take purchasing one.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Uh huh, somebody said some keiky t's. I thought that
was a great investment.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah I like it.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, well you know I do have one in the collection,
so I suppose I could know how many are there now?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I think like seven.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh okay, so I'm six short.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, so maybe we'll get you the collection. But you know,
let's let's stop the games, Like, what do you want?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I don't know why, you guys, I don't need more crap.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I just don't. I don't need anything. Y'all are very
generous people, y'all. Save your money.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
What restaurants do you like to save your money?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Save your money? You know, Paulina, we don't have to
know more skits and games and lives. We don't have
to do it anymore. Hey, Fred, what are you into
these days? Well?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Really, what are you into?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What what's on your mind these days? Let's change it
up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What are you thinking about?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I mean, there's sleep, Okay, let's start there.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I know a store, it's not think a spot treatment
because you seem like you want to rest.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh, someone say get me legos. Yeah that's funny. They
are relaxing. But but you said.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You're like on the outs with Legos. Yeah, well we're
not on the outs per se.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Like it's just I don't I don't know people, I
have issues with legos, you know, issues like when did
this start? Well no, no, it's just first of all,
I'm grown up, so I don't know if I should
be second of all, like I need a bigger space
to have the legos out of the way because the
legos in the process of putting them together, it's like
(09:07):
there's stuff everywhere and it's kind of a mess.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Like I'd like to be able to, you know, have
my little Lego area if I ever won the Mega
millions to have a Lego room, Like i'd have a
Christmas tree room that we just wheel the Christmas tree into.
We'd have a Lego room, so there's a place for that,
you know what I mean. With a nice ergonomic chair
and yeah, I'm starting to sound like a peepon now.
In my retirement, when you come see me in Sun City,
you know, that's what I'll have. I'll have a Lego
(09:30):
room with a nice ergonomic chair and I'll just put
stuff together. But people don't realize, like it's very it's
very it's mindless, Like I can't think about anything else
when I'm doing that, because if I mess up a step,
then the whole then I wind up actually more stress
than I was before I started. So it's very it's
a nice mindless activity that's good. I don't know what
other people? What do you do for mindlessness? Scirrel on TikTok, Yeah,
(09:52):
it's I don't think that counts. I'm sending you to
the digital deep, you know what, because your birthday's coming
up and I'm sitting it's the same day and I'm
going to send you on a digital detox.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I probably wouldn't mind it right now in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Do you think you could really do it? Honestly?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Like if if I send you an actual place and
they put your phone in one of those bags Faara
day bag whatever they call it, where they seal it
and you can't get to it, and they literally said
for one week, you cannot have.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It for a week. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, how long do you think this is going to last?
To be a friend? Like a day? Like rehabers out
a day?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I was thinking about a day.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think I think by the end of the week,
you'd realize that you were okay, like that you didn't
need the phone as much.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I think I think you would.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I think the first couple of days would be really hard.
You'd had the shakes that really would you'd be wondering
you have you'd have you'd have torpedo turns left and right,
you wouldn't know what to do. And then if you
haven't been listening for ten minutes that you don't know
what I'm talking about, you think I'm gross.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You go back rewind. No, you'd be fine, you have a right.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
But then I think you'd realize, like, Okay, there's a
freedom here. No one's emailing me, ask me to do anything.
No one's emailing me. Because that's the other thing, you know,
with all the upside of like the stuff you can
scroll and the stuff you can see, there's an accessibility
where people expect you to be available all the time.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
That's the truth.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
My newest pet peeve, And I think I figured out
why yesterday. But my newest pet peeve is people putting
stuff on my calendar without asking me if I can
do it. Now, I think, now you got to realize
I've said earlier, I said earlier in the week, like
I don't I'm not big on all these all this
office tech, Like I don't, I don't know about all
(11:32):
this like because again, this is not a traditional job,
Like we don't have a lot of teams meetings or
make decks, or we don't have sales force. We don't
have people whatever, so I don't really know how this
all works. I'm assuming that people putting stuff on my
calendar can see my calendar.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Yeah, you can see like not what's on your calendar,
but you can see what's blocked out as busy or
what's blocked out is open.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And see I don't since we don't really work in
nine to five, I don't really do that, Like I
don't necessarily have stuff on the calend, Like I know
what I have to do, but it's not necessarily on
there for everybody to see. So I guess I know
why they're doing that or why they think they can
do that. It's because it's open. But like maybe I
need to set the thing to where like you can't
put any I'm busy after ten am unless you call
(12:12):
me right.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Just block out every day from like ten to five.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
But then that's on my personal calendar too, isn't it?
And then that's going to bother me cause then it
looks like I guess is my favorite days are the
days when I look at the day and I don't
have that many little boxes on there. That means the
day is mine so I don't want to make a
bunch of fake boxes on there just so that people
won't put stuff on it.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Right, one day no responsibilities, Oh a day with nothing
in the calendar?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yes, looking for another from you all.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But like if I'm okay, if I work a normal
job and I know that we work, we start at
four in the morning. If I'm going to put something
on someone's calendar at two o'clock, I might call them
and say, hey, I'm going to put the you free
it too, like cause I know you. I know you're
working with your different hours, four hours before I even
woke up. I know you were at the radio station,
but like, hey, are you good at too? But no,
(13:07):
people just put it on there, and I think they're
just used to being able to do that, And it
drives me crazy because I'm like, you didn't ask me.
But I guess in the real world you don't have
to ask people. You can just do it, right.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I think everyone should X you know, I think that
would that's just common courtesy.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Only times I do a little fred I put stuff
on your calendar, but I know when you're going to
be here when you're not.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But like, no, and.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Usually you'll say hey, this is coming or whatever, right,
and you also have never put something like hey I
need you back here at three, you know, And I'm like,
it's not happening, Like it's just it's not happening.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Yeah, or like if the person doesn't respond. There are
some people here that would never answer any emails. So
that's why I just throw stuff on their calendars. I'm like, okay,
we'll talk about it then, right, since you want to
dodge me.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But it finally hit me in a last night. I
was like, oh, that's why people do that, because I'm like,
how the audacity of all these people they just put
stuff on there and they just assume.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And then I was going off.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It was something else in another city, and I was
telling Trevor Or Boss there the other I'm like, well,
these people have the audacity they and I realized like, yeah,
I guess they just they see it's open, so they
take it. Don't like how do you and and and
how do you know? I don't have anything to do?
So now I guess I gotta put everything on my
calendar so I look super busy so no one makes
(14:18):
me do anything.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But he's in my head.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Why are you really doing anything though, I got.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Soft Cats website looking at the new collection. Okay, that
takes me several hours. Pain had just asked me if
I want a mattress for my birthday. I'm mattress.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Help us with our budget. Though we can't promise a
a mattress. I can't promise where it comes from.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
But if you see me driving on the street, the
mattress on top of my.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Car tied, you know the mattress I have I got
for free because I was doing commercials for mattress for him.
I'm available for new commercials by the way, for mattresses
if you want, because I think it might be time
for anybody.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
A friend show.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
I'm sleepy all the time.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You go.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
There's an intent in mine, and I've already flipped it
and flapped it.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Every way I could because I still on the same.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Side and sup.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But somehow what I think because mine was like gazillion dollars,
I didn't pay for it. That's why I can say
that I would never brag about the price of my mattress,
except I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
They were like, you have to have this one. Does
it go up like a hospital bag? It has the
adjustable base.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, I don't use that, but it has I had
to have that too. No, I'm telling you the guy,
this is exactly what happened. This is a bunch of
years ago. They're like, hey, you do commercials for a
mattress firm, like okay, And so I go to the place.
They're like, all right, well I got all these mattresses
and they made me go there and just show me everything.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
And then they're like you can have one of these two.
And I was like, how much are these things? Like
what about these over here?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
They're like, you're not paying for it, it doesn't matter, Like
you gotta get one of the two highest ones because
because I want people to come in here and be like,
I want the one that Fred's real raving about. And
then I want to show them a fifteen thousand dollars
mattress and be like there it is, you know. And
then if we sell them a seven thousand dollars mattress
and great, you know, but like if you sleep on
the thousand dollars mattress and everyone comes in here, they're
(16:03):
gonna buy that, well we're not gonna make any money.
But it explains to me now why there's never anyone
in a mattress store. Anytime I ever drive by or
go into one, there's never anybody in one, because I
guess at one time a day, you sell one mattress
a day, you're set.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is it so expensive?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
So we'll move on from the mass, So don't find
me a mattress. I'm all set with that, but I'd
probably time for a new one soon. So hello, find
me pillows.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Please help you know, we're going to get you something
I don't want to think. What did we cover?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We covered ghost poops, we covered my birthday, we covered
digital details, we covered calendars. Yes, the calendar thing drives
me crazy. And then someone texted Fred, if you don't
want people adding things to your calendar without you knowing,
then don't get married. I don't even know. I didn't
even know that I had a calendar until I got married.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think that's probably true. I hear about that sometimes
where it's like, oh man, thank god, we got the
weekend free.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh no, we don't.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
We're going to this and we're going to that, and
I'm sure when you add the kids, it's that and
this and that and the other thing. Yeah, timmy, damn Timmy.
He just had a birthday a minute ago. Why don't
we going to Red's show? Is Ond's biggest stories of
the day. It would make sense now, like it hit
me last night. That's why people are putting stuff on
my calendar. But we're gonna fix that.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I don't know. I'm gonna talk to somebody.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Get somebody, Get get Greg or Karen or slav or somebody,
Get somebody, because we're gonna give me somebody, anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
And we're gonna change it. We're gonna change my working hours.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
If you'd like to have him, if you would like
to have a brainstorm with me, you're welcome to have
it at four forty five am, which is the same
as your ten thirty am. No one will ever schedule anything.
It'll be great. It's a good idea, isn't it. Yeah, Like, honestly,
(17:45):
if you'd like to schedule meeting with me, you can
between four thirty and then whatever, ten thirty eleventh or
whatever that is seven eight hours.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You can have whatever you want there, you go.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
On the air.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah you want to have a brain slap, we'll have
it right here. You might think a little bit about
your ideas. You might think a little harder about how
you spend time. If it's gonna be on the air,
that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna have all my
meetings now on the air. People will not waste time
with that. No, think about it. Think about all the
meetings that everybody listening and all of us and everyone
(18:18):
listening can relate to this. Think about all the meetings
you go to that are simply a way to occupy
time because someone's looking to see if you're working, especially
if you have that monitoring stuff like we have around
here where all the people are being looked at. All
the salespeople are being monitored to see how many meetings
and how many calls, and how many emails and how
many So of course they're putting a bunch of emails
(18:38):
and or our bunch of things on the schedule because
look how busy I am.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I would do and.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Then you got we got we gotta do to get
one of those mouse things, So it.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Looks like you're just either you're having a seizure or
you're really busy.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
If you attend the meeting, it's fine to attend, but
everybody doesn't have to say something, oh yeah, like can
we stop that, you know, you're.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
On saying things in new things. I love just sitting there.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Like if you really don't need anything to add, just
shut up, because a lot of people want to raise
their hand just to talk, just to let you know,
shut up.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. That one we were in
that lasted like three hours.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
And then someone asked a question that they knew the
answer to, just to like be like I'm one.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
More, one more thing, Like you really don't have anything
to say, shut up?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
It was like how do I do radio from someone
who's been doing it for thirty years?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Like I I was on a Big Wigs call the
other day and nobody could. I think they locked it
so like other people couldn't talk. They had because it
was like that.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It was like a presentation. Yeah they don't want everything.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I had to go to a green room, you know,
and then like a digital green room and be admitted.
Oh yeah there was Yeah it was a run of show.
Yeah well no, it was fine. But like that, but
you could you could be in the chat, right, So
it was like the two hundred you know, highest ranking
people in our iHeart military whatever it is. And but
like a few people would drop commentary in the chat
(19:59):
and you could just tell like this is their way
of being seen. I'm here, you know, and I didn't
know who any of them were, but that may have
been the point, because it's like if if Alan in
uh in uh, you know, El Paso, if he drops
in a comment like, hey, really love that commentary, and
then I'm like, well, who's Alan, And then Alan, Alan's
(20:19):
in El Paso. I don't know Alan. Then I'm on
his LinkedIn. Oh it looks like Alan. He enjoys pickleball
on the weekends. We maybe we should get Alan out
of there and get it. Maybe Ellen should be somewhere else,
somewhere bigger, move him to Tampa.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
You know.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
My theory about the big bosses said, they don't want
to be talked to, Like I'm sure they're so sick
of everybody just like trying to cash their butts all
the time. Like I feel like they just want someone
to shoot the spit with them, you know, like top normal.
I feel like everyone's like running up to them trying
to like be positive and hey, and they probably exhausted
from that.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Like silence is okay. Sometimes I'm a big an.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I can't remember what I said, we had we had
a our big chairman here if that thing we had
to go to was a few months ago, that that
list thing cub yeah, the day club day club with
it with yeah. And I said something to him because
I know the guy, and I said something to him
in front of a bunch of other people, and everyone
just looked at me like I cannot believe you just
(21:16):
said that to him, and he smiled, And because it's
like a running thing between us, I said some about
how Richie was or something or net Worth. I said
something about net Worth and he just looked at me
and smiled like it's because I mean, that's just whatever,
and everyone was I can't believe. Like later it was
like that was really, I can't believe you said that.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I'm like, you can't, you can't mean really like I don't.
I mean, I wasn't. It wasn't defensive.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's like, I mean, I know him, I know what
I can say and what I can't say, but like
maybe he would appreciate it if you would just treat
him like you right, Like there's no secret you know.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
He knows he's rich, right right right.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I'm just saying, like I don't know, as long as
you're respectful. I think you're right, Caitlin. I think some
of these people would just like, can we just being
regular relaxonds?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I hope things work out for Alan or was it Alan?
We got to get him out of there, man, get him,
move him up, put him in. He wrote a very
nice comment about what I said, and he was inspired.
Put him in New York, put him in charge, make
him the CEO. I don't know. Allan needs Allan needs.
I think that's what people think is going to happen.
(22:23):
Sometimes it is that easy, not gonna lie, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Some people, yeah, a corporate environment, and hey, if it works, great,
But it's just like that was a really excellent point
that you made, and it's like, who is this?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
You know, like and it wasn't a good It is stupid,
I said, I said, a stupid you know that that's
how it goes. So did we do this set every
year right around this time? And I mean it is
what it is, I guess. But the American Automobile Association
project project projects they Alan and Passo, they projected He's
(23:01):
gonna be taken over for me soon. If I can't
use words properly. It's a hard word to say. Apparently,
projects project eighty one point eight million Americans will travel
at least fifty miles from home during Thanksgiving, up from
about one point six million last year. That can't be right,
up one point six million. I'm like, from one point
(23:22):
six to eighty one million. A lot of people decided
to see family this year. But every year we do
this stand about how many people are gonna fly and
how many people are gonna drive, And it's like, but
does it change anything? Like if you've got to go
to your family's house, you have to. I mean, you're
gonna have to do it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
So like I'm just staying home this year because everybody
else is out. It looks like.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Right right exactly, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm just gonna sit.
I mean, I can see the temptation to be like
forget about it, Like it's not worth it. I don't
need it, especially with all the stuff going on with
the flights and you know, catching up from the government shutdown.
I can totally see why people would be like, forget it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm not. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, it's gonna take me hours and hours and hours
to get to an already stressful thing. So I'm gonna
be stressed before I come to the stressful thing. Only
for people to ask me for a week when I'm
getting married and having kids, which is what happens every year,
and the answer is the same, and it has been
for forty four years. Never The US Senate passed to
Builder will require the Department of Justice to release any
(24:15):
remaining files related to the deceased convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Okay,
that's my one political story of the quarter. There it is,
And I'll tell you what. It's either going to be
a bombshell and then some people will be mad. It's
either going to be nothing and then people are going
to say that stuff was taken out. No one's ever
going to be happy with this. I've been saying to
this forever. No one's ever going to be happy with this.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So nothing can be redacted, like gut right, that's my thing.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's like, after all this time, it's going to be
people saying that there's nothing in there. Well, then they
took stuff out, and then if there's stuff in there,
then it's not real.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't. I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I think of all the things that we're worried about
right now, there are other things that are so much
more important because I don't think anyone's ever really going
to buy. That's just my personal opinion, which is really
not political. It's just I don't know. I don't even
think I've been a bullet, Okay, you know what I mean? Like,
what's in this? If it's not like just crazy, then
I'm going to be like, well then they protected people here, right,
(25:17):
A solid gold, fully functional toilet which was a satirical
reference to I'm not even sure what it was from
an artist that's twenty one million dollars on Tuesday night
and an auction a fully gold functional toilet twelve point
one million dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
The toilet, which is famous for ghost poops, was made
by an artist named Mauricio Catalan. This is the pro
well you'll know his work. This is the provocative Italian
artist known for taping a banana to a wall that
was sold I think for I don't know, millions of
dollars as well. Do you remember this guy taped to
(25:55):
banana to the wall and no one else could come
up with that, I guess, but as an eighteen gold
eighteen carrot gold work twelve million dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Doesn't Trump have those? Or are they just painted gold?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't know if there's solid gold. I don't know
what you do with this. I mean, I guess you
put on display. I don't think you use it. Not
sure if you're hard of hearing, and I am. Actually
a lot of people don't know that. I'm deaf in
my left ear, and I have been since I was
four years old. Viagra is the answer.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Apparently.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh, I don't think it's from my kind of hearing
loss because mine's permanent. But apparently viagra, known for treating
a rectile dysfunction, may help reverse one specific type of
inherited hearing loss. A new study found that mutations in
a particular gene that cause hearing loss by disrupting a
key pathway involving amino acids in the hair cells in
(26:47):
your ear. I mean, it gets very specific here, I
guess can be altered by taking viagra. Using fruit flies,
scientists tested two treatments that viagra and then other suff
laments both improved hearing ability in the flies, suggesting the
pathway could be targeted in humans. This doesn't immediately mean
that viagra will be prescribed for hearing laws. It opens
(27:09):
the door to new treatments for a condition long considered irreversible.
So if you see viiagra in a guy's house, he's
just trying to improve his hearing. That's all it is.
That's all it is. He's not there's nothing else going
on there. Maybe I'll do it. I'll be like, guys,
it's just it's simply see if I can hear better
in my left ear, is that.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
The right one? No? Aren't you curious? I feel like
if I was a guy, I would be so curious.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I guess it's one of those things where I don't
need it yet I will, I'm sure, but I don't
need it. So I don't want to take it because
I'm afraid something going to happen like that, you like
it'll never go down, or something you know, like right,
and so here I am messing around with this thing
that I don't need. It's the same with the with
the uh ozepic. Like I bet you, I bet you,
at some point in my life we're probably not far
(27:52):
away you know where that's going to be the path
I take. But right now, I'll go out and you know,
injure myself running around and you know, hurt my back
and try and do it the old fashioned way because
I don't want to do anything I don't need to
do until I need to do it. Yeah, but I
feel like I'll be on that train soon and go
ahead and get me the viagra. Because what's the worst
(28:13):
it happens, you know, either my hearing gets better or
my social life gets better, or I wind up walking
around like in baggy pants. All It's like, I can
hear you great, but just I got to wear these
baggy pants right exactly. A ten year old boy drove
himself home from elementary school after getting into a fight
with his mom, so his mom went into the school
(28:33):
to drop off paperwork. After they got in this fight,
he jumped in the front seat of the car. He
nearly struck another car and hit a curb before driving
himself home. When officers got to the house, the vehicle
was parked inside the garage. They said the boy was
unharmed and was inside the home with his dad. He
won't face any charges because he's too young to be
held criminally responsible. But yeah, yeah, he said, forget this, sorry, mom,
(28:58):
I'm running away?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Did you ever run away?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I would pack my bag and I would. They're like,
a goofy.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I would too, Yeah, I would be like bye, let go,
Yeah I would. So there were a couple of times
I packed my bag and then it was like, you know,
seven o'clock at night's dark, and I'm like, I'm you know,
I'm nine years old. I'm like, I'm going to my grandparents' house,
which was eight miles away, and I just start walking
and then my mom being okay, and then you know,
(29:24):
then they'd follow me for a little while down the street.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Oh yeah, but I've never followed me.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, she followed me down the street. Oh yeah, I
love her. Oh yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, and try and talk.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Well, you know, I packed my bags, right, you can go.
I'll drop you off. Where do you want to go?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And A Swedish man said that his kids inspired him
to stuff eighty one matches up his nostrils to earn
a Guinness World Record title in the process. This guy's
name is Martin. It's allan from El Paso. He told
Guinness World Records that his children were enamored by the
latest edition of the organization book and told him it
would be so cool if he broke a record of
his own. He nabbed the record for the most matches
(30:05):
held in his nose, which stood at sixty eight, but
he put eighty one up there. He ended up taking
the record, Like, I don't know how that was the
one that he picked. And I also I wondered, like,
does you're not still go back after that? Does it
return to normal eighty one? And like what if one
goes too far?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
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to all of our teachers and support professionals. We love
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Speaker 1 (30:43):
Can Entertainment Report. He's on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Ariana Grande says her upcoming Eternal Sunshine Tour could be her.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Last as a pop star. I have never heard seen
you whip your head at me best.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I was to tell you to brace yourself. But I
figured you had seen it because you think, of all.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
The topics that we've just got so far in the
first hour of the show, that's the one that really
blew you away. I know.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
So it's not for sure, but she was on Amy
Poehler's Good Hanging podcast and said, while she is excited
to do that small run of shows next year, she said,
I think it might not happen again for a.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Long, long, long long time. So I'm going to give
it my all.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
I think that's why I'm doing it, because I'm like, oh,
one last hurrah for now.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Oh well, yeah, so sad though, you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I have to leave now to breathe. Ye, but I
also need to go to the show.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah, you need to go to the show. I mean,
she's in her she's in her acting theater back. I
think she found her. I think she's a theater kid
of heart, and I think she found her people. And
she's in love with Cynthia Ribo.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Their life together, right and be happy in the sun.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Right.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
One wants to pull up a U haul and they're
going to just climb all over each other.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
And she just be one of those things that were
like like, uh, like Elton John went on fourteen retirement tours,
you know, I mean, like for twenty years he toured
as a home for the final time.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
But not really.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I think this is just a way to generate appeal
to when she does decide to do other things.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
I think it's how she actually feels in the moment.
But I don't think it will be her last tour.
But I do think she's gonna take a really long break.
I don't think she aligns with being a pop star anymore.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
No, not anymore, which makes me scared for the tour
because I'm like, girl, I need you to be like, yeah,
with your life, your ponytail fighter. We can't even see
you because the light start on, Like that's what I need.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
She thinks I think she's I think she's stuck in
that care Yes she does. She thinks that she's a
fairy whatever she's doing in that movie here she.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Really witch witch. But yeah, she was a fairy. She
is that character. She certainly is. I mean, you can
only do so much.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Well, so that's like, and I don't think people realize
how much time and energy goes into touring. Yeah, I
mean it probably took a year plus for I mean
more for probably more for Taylor to conceptualize the ras
to her and then figure it out. And then it
took you know, you're talking about all kinds of travel
and everyone thinks it's so easy because well, she's Taylor
Swift and she got private jets and she's rich. But
(33:20):
I mean there was kind of a feed of nature
for her to be doing three three four hour shows
a week in different parts of the world.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I mean, it's a big so I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Maybe if you're on a grande it's like I can't
do it all, and I can't do it all well,
so I'm going to focus on one thing.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Yeah, and she's in the Meet the Parents sequel to
two coming up some man more acting roles.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
In similar news, Selena Gomez said she's unsure if she'll
ever perform at an award show or on tour.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Same reaction. Nope, okay, no, you can't get rode that time, said.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Next right, she said, And I'm not gonna say that
I never would again, because who knows. I'm always saying
that I'll never and then I'm back. So I'm full
aware of my tendencies, So tough day for pop music
and Jason for the first story, and this one is
for my friends fans. So Paulina, this is you in
the room. Hines is rolling out a limited addition leftover
(34:13):
gravy squeezable bottle in the name of post Thanksgiving leftovers
a la Arman ross. You remember he had the moist Maker?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Remember that?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes? I So this kit is sold.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
At Walmart only, and it includes a twelve ounce star
of Heines homestyle turkey gravy in like a squeeze bottle
and then a recipe card inspired by the iconic Sorry
Moistmaker sandwich from Friends. And what that is is he
takes all the leftovers. Okay, he makes a sandwich, which
like is the best thing to do, but he takes
a piece of bread and he soaks it in gravy
(34:48):
and puts it in the sandwich, and he brought it
to work and he wrote his name on it, and
someone stole his sandwich from the workfridge and that led
to his mental breakdown and he had to go on medication,
in which I understand that I get more and more
every day when you're looking for forward to leftovers and
they're gone.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
It's very upsetting.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
That's not a terrible idea, except I think you need
to eat it right away. Yeah, I don't think that's it.
That's not a I'm gonna dip the gravy because that's
a nice way to sort of because the gravy is
gonna go everywhere. But maybe if you dip the bread
and and then it absorbs it and then you get
the gravy taste, but then when it's not as messy.
But that's not a a I do this and then
pack it and take it. That's not and I know
(35:27):
that's not the point of the debate, but that's not
a travel sandwich. No, that's not thinking it's gonna work.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Well, but I do understand being excited for food and
then it's not there and really well, and as you know, one.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Of the greatest thrills in life is opening the fridge
only to realize there's something there that you forgot about,
like you know, like and I don't mean after days,
I mean, ah, man, I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I open the fridge and it's like.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh, from like it's right there, yes, you know, and
then you get to eat it.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
But you didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
That it was there because you forgot maybe because you
came home late and put it in the fridge, like
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
That's such a ah man, that's living. It really is.
Speaking of little things.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
If you want to go on our YouTube, you know,
up us our views on their Fred Show radio and
then the Fred Show on demand on the free iHeart
Radio app.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
How many things they're measuring us on? And I got
the thing on the iHeart app called highlights. Oh yes,
that's just one more thing that they're measuring us on.
And then that we have to do.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Well, now they can watch us on the iHeart Radio app.
So not only can't you stream the show catch up
on the podcast in the iHeart Radio app, you can
also see like we've made it, like this is we
made it to the big league.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Maybe you can see us in the like to make
it to the big league.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yes, not everybody can be seen on the iHeart Radio app.
But the fridge. Okay, that's true. It was really cool
that we're chosen.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah no, and not he was.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm just just's just one more thing I have to
add to my spiel that you have to do for us.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Well, while you're there, you know, catching up on the show,
you will see the videos and there might be something
that you can't see anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Right, which is coat which you should do. But then
think that means that you don't have to go to
the TikTok hock and uh don't the YouTube and the
Facebook don't and yeah, don't don't think that that it's
is just one more thing.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
All right, we should have spend most of your time
on the iHeartRadio app. That's really where I need you
to be.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
H Okay, all right, well Kiki is in charge of
all that, So then you need to tell me which
one we need to tell them is most important.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
That iHeartRadio app. Okay, but also okah, why you're there
listen stream? Make us a pre sick?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Okay, good, I just it's hard for me to know
which thing we're supposed to do the most of.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Now we should.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Bullet point it for them all the things that we
need them to do if they would like us to continue.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
To tell you to check off your check listen to
your chore.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's like, you know, you know, another call on my schedule,
Like for Jesus, what I got to tell.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Them to do now, comment done, when you're all done.
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