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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Benjamin's birthday today. Turned Ben hemine, not Benjamin. He's
twenty two years old today. Wow, man, wow, twenty two. Gosh,
I remember it like it was yesterday, Not really twenty two.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Who is it when you first started having sex?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That was twenty three violence this morning. Wow, it didn't
take long. I was twenty one. For the record, I
was twenty one. Jason had been at it for years.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah yeah yeah with women women, Yeah, we've been there.
Yeah he thanks ruphieh. That was nice.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Happy birthday Ben to me. Well I think Ben hemenas
crossed that bridge.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh yeah, he does, my baby dad. No, he has not. Well,
he and I haven't had to talk. Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, so I hope he's sure. I sure hope he
hasn't because he I haven't had to talk yet. You
know about the birds and the bees.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And what can happen? Right, I want to hear that
conversation and when does that happen? He's twenty two.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, get him in here, Ben, I mean, come in here,
come in here. I want to talk to you about
him right now. Yeah, twenty two years old today. I'm
so proud of him, you know. Wow, he's doing a
pretty good job.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I will say at twenty two, absolutely, well.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
We don't really qualify by age around here. Just you
got to do a good job regardless of age. I'm
doing a pretty good job for forty two, you know. Yeah,
camera's doing a great job for I'm not going to
say your age.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Why not? I don't know because I don't think you're No,
I do it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You're thirty three, that's okay. Oh I thought you're thirty
three this year. Never mind, my sister's thirty. Fine, I
don't know. I don't know anybody's age. Is my age
thirty something?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well see, And I also didn't want to do that
because I don't know if you wanted me to talk
about it age like this.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm proud. I'm proud of my age, loud and proud. Yeah, Ben,
I mean, have a seat, bird, Ben, you want to
leave the room? Is it just a one on one conversation? No,
I'm saying, are you capable of leaving the room when
the microphone is on?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
This dude could have a half a mc muffin I
just now, but if the light turns on, you't come
running in.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Your own about right now?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Honestly, can we can? I can we focus here on
the mission, which is ben. I know you have a girlfriend, yep.
I want to talk to you about when a man
loves a.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Woman, some of your urges you might be having.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I remember how the conversation went for me. I think
I was like six and uh, Santa Claus, Well, never mind,
I can't I can't say what.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I can't do that. I can't I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Say what I was sold listen to this with kids? Yeah, no,
I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all.
And when a man loves a woman sometimes you'll engage
in activities that that are only for people who love
each other, like pickleball. That's exactly right, that's exact right.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's right the example. I just want you to be careful.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I know you have two jobs now, yeah, but I
don't want you to support a family just yet.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't have a lot of time for pick a
ball because my two jobs.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Anyway, that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, A quick game, No, of course, it's not a
quick game.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He's twenty two, a quick gay, quick day. That's how
he does. Come on back about two.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
If you lose a game, you just pick up and
play one, you know, yeah, no big deal. Several games
a day, yeah, exactly. Well, we're proud of you, Ben.
Just don't screw it up.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, your girlfriends need to come first.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, absolutely, that's the same. You know what I will say.
You sound like a good boyfriend. You know you were
long distance for a while. Yeah, and she was quite
a ways away. Was about what was it about eight hours.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
When So, when I was going to school in Champagne,
it was about eight hours from here. It's like six
in Saint Peter, Minnesota, which like south central Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And you you've been known to drive there to see
her because she doesn't have a car, right.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Right, yep, I'm the only one with the car. So
but I you know, I like the time that she
goes to school and it's really small. But I like
her friends so.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Much. She like her friends friends? Which friends do you like?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The ones that are platonically my friends?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay? Because when a man loves a woman, sometimes that's
not enough. I'm not playing her friends sometimes sometimes you
want to play. Yeah, no, no baby car.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, CA only got you beer and cake, yeah, and
coffee and a card and very very grateful.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, And I don't know how Shobs Shelley signed it.
I know this is what I know. This is really
upsiting for you.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Shelley signed it, and Sho Shelley is a little bit elusive.
She's hard to find between segments, you know what I mean,
Like when she's not playing a showdown, it's tough to
find shown Shelley and busy studying. But we did and
we got it signed. And don't you worry how we
did it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how we
did it. We did it though, but you're doing a
great job. We put you in charge of very important
(05:06):
things and we're really proud of you doing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Doing excellent work. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Really wasn't sure how this was going to go, but
it has exceeded my expectations. But once again, my expectations
are are constantly rising for you. So do not screw
it up. And that's that's my advice to you. That
was That's really it isn't that, And that's the kindest
way I could say it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Listen, you're in good hands around here then, especially with
and this team. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
But nothing has been thrown at you. You haven't been
yelled at, and you did.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Beat me up with a bat a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well that's them, that's not I'm response to. Yeah, no,
that's not how we do things here. You know, so
this is a professional operation, So we would never I
would though. Just just know it's it's in me. You
mess up badly enough, it's in me. And anyway, you
are known to hold a grudge. No, that's a fact.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't forget, man, I don't forget. He's got that
burn book at home.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You know what been true? Words have never been spoken
this early in the morning. All right, go back to work, please,
what you were doing? And I like how you took
Jason's seat and then he just physically left the room,
like he's just gone.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't know he can come back. He could stay here.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know what we need? You know we need I think, no,
not from you. You still keep the head up.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
To what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
We need like a wireless mic, we need like an
extra we need like another micro field yeah for field report. Yeah,
like can we have guests in here? I told him
this room wasn't big enough. I told him yea, And
they didn't listen to me.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
They didn't listen to a word that we said. No,
not one single word.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I told him all these things and they didn't listen
to any of them, and they were all true. You know.
That's my there's my message of the morning. If you're
a boss of somebody, he's listened to your employees when
they tell you that they need something, because they probably
would do a better job if you did the stuff
that they.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Because they're the ones actual doing this stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
So like, if they tell you they need something, then
maybe you should get it for them and then maybe they'll.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Do a better job. Crazy concept. I know it is
a crazy concept.
It's Benjamin's birthday today. Turned Ben hemine, not Benjamin. He's
twenty two years old today. Wow, man, wow, twenty two. Gosh,
I remember it like it was yesterday, Not really twenty two.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Who is it when you first started having sex?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That was twenty three violence this morning. Wow, it didn't
take long. I was twenty one. For the record, I
was twenty one. Jason had been at it for years.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah yeah yeah with women women, Yeah, we've been there.
Yeah he thanks ruphieh. That was nice.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Happy birthday Ben to me. Well I think Ben hemenas
crossed that bridge.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh yeah, he does, my baby dad. No, he has not. Well,
he and I haven't had to talk. Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, so I hope he's sure. I sure hope he
hasn't because he I haven't had to talk yet. You
know about the birds and the bees.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
And what can happen? Right, I want to hear that
conversation and when does that happen? He's twenty two.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, get him in here, Ben, I mean, come in here,
come in here. I want to talk to you about
him right now. Yeah, twenty two years old today. I'm
so proud of him, you know. Wow, he's doing a
pretty good job.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I will say at twenty two, absolutely, well.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
We don't really qualify by age around here. Just you
got to do a good job regardless of age. I'm
doing a pretty good job for forty two, you know. Yeah,
camera's doing a great job for I'm not going to
say your age.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Why not? I don't know because I don't think you're No,
I do it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You're thirty three, that's okay. Oh I thought you're thirty
three this year. Never mind, my sister's thirty. Fine, I
don't know. I don't know anybody's age. Is my age
thirty something?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well see, And I also didn't want to do that
because I don't know if you wanted me to talk
about it age like this.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm proud. I'm proud of my age, loud and proud. Yeah, Ben,
I mean, have a seat, bird, Ben, you want to
leave the room? Is it just a one on one conversation? No,
I'm saying, are you capable of leaving the room when
the microphone is on?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
This dude could have a half a mc muffin I
just now, but if the light turns on, you't come
running in.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Your own about right now?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Honestly, can we can? I can we focus here on
the mission, which is ben. I know you have a girlfriend, yep.
I want to talk to you about when a man
loves a.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Woman, some of your urges you might be having.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I remember how the conversation went for me. I think
I was like six and uh, Santa Claus, Well, never mind,
I can't I can't say what.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I can't do that. I can't I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Say what I was sold listen to this with kids? Yeah, no,
I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all.
And when a man loves a woman sometimes you'll engage
in activities that that are only for people who love
each other, like pickleball. That's exactly right, that's exact right.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's right the example. I just want you to be careful.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I know you have two jobs now, yeah, but I
don't want you to support a family just yet.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't have a lot of time for pick a
ball because my two jobs.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Anyway, that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, A quick game, No, of course, it's not a
quick game.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He's twenty two, a quick gay, quick day. That's how
he does. Come on back about two.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
If you lose a game, you just pick up and
play one, you know, yeah, no big deal. Several games
a day, yeah, exactly. Well, we're proud of you, Ben.
Just don't screw it up.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, your girlfriends need to come first.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, absolutely, that's the same. You know what I will say.
You sound like a good boyfriend. You know you were
long distance for a while. Yeah, and she was quite
a ways away. Was about what was it about eight hours.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
When So, when I was going to school in Champagne,
it was about eight hours from here. It's like six
in Saint Peter, Minnesota, which like south central Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And you you've been known to drive there to see
her because she doesn't have a car, right.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Right, yep, I'm the only one with the car. So
but I you know, I like the time that she
goes to school and it's really small. But I like
her friends so.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Much. She like her friends friends? Which friends do you like?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The ones that are platonically my friends?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay? Because when a man loves a woman, sometimes that's
not enough. I'm not playing her friends sometimes sometimes you
want to play. Yeah, no, no baby car.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, CA only got you beer and cake, yeah, and
coffee and a card and very very grateful.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, And I don't know how Shobs Shelley signed it.
I know this is what I know. This is really
upsiting for you.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Shelley signed it, and Sho Shelley is a little bit elusive.
She's hard to find between segments, you know what I mean,
Like when she's not playing a showdown, it's tough to
find shown Shelley and busy studying. But we did and
we got it signed. And don't you worry how we
did it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how we
did it. We did it though, but you're doing a
great job. We put you in charge of very important
(05:06):
things and we're really proud of you doing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Doing excellent work. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Really wasn't sure how this was going to go, but
it has exceeded my expectations. But once again, my expectations
are are constantly rising for you. So do not screw
it up. And that's that's my advice to you. That
was That's really it isn't that, And that's the kindest
way I could say it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Listen, you're in good hands around here then, especially with
and this team. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
But nothing has been thrown at you. You haven't been
yelled at, and you did.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Beat me up with a bat a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well that's them, that's not I'm response to. Yeah, no,
that's not how we do things here. You know, so
this is a professional operation, So we would never I
would though. Just just know it's it's in me. You
mess up badly enough, it's in me. And anyway, you
are known to hold a grudge. No, that's a fact.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't forget, man, I don't forget. He's got that
burn book at home.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You know what been true? Words have never been spoken
this early in the morning. All right, go back to work, please,
what you were doing? And I like how you took
Jason's seat and then he just physically left the room,
like he's just gone.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't know he can come back. He could stay here.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know what we need? You know we need I think, no,
not from you. You still keep the head up.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
To what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
We need like a wireless mic, we need like an
extra we need like another micro field yeah for field report. Yeah,
like can we have guests in here? I told him
this room wasn't big enough. I told him yea, And
they didn't listen to me.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
They didn't listen to a word that we said. No,
not one single word.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I told him all these things and they didn't listen
to any of them, and they were all true. You know.
That's my there's my message of the morning. If you're
a boss of somebody, he's listened to your employees when
they tell you that they need something, because they probably
would do a better job if you did the stuff
that they.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Because they're the ones actual doing this stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
So like, if they tell you they need something, then
maybe you should get it for them and then maybe they'll.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Do a better job. Crazy concept. I know it is
a crazy concept.
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