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Speaker 1 (00:00):
They tell Yeah, they talk better than they tell me.
These are the radio blogs on The Fresh Show were
running in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We
call them blog Jason Brown, you ready guess all right?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I go, thank you dear blog. So, guys, I'm here
to speak the good word. I am reformed, and I'm
gonna tell you why. So if you remember, I did
a blog probably over a year ago where I finally
went back to the dentist after nine years of not going.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm like, that's it's frightening to think of how you
must have felt walking in knowing that like maybe you
don't have any teeth literally and I I don't have
any teeth left.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I went because one of my teeth chips. So I
was like, okay, now like they're like falling out, so
like now's the time to go, right And I did
you know, my first whatever inspection or whatever in nine years?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And check? Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And then they were like, oh, like you need to
come in the conference rooms. Like they stapped me down,
They like put me in the conference room. They told
me like how much work I have to have done
with a dollar? I'mount like I didn't even know Dennis
had conference rooms. But like they were like sending me down,
like this is gonna be like a thing. So like
I had eighteen cavities, like it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Was in eteen you had eight? Whoa wha, Well I
didn't know this. Did you say this before eight? Maybe
I just you remember my cavities? But yeah, which it
was too the number was too big for me to process.
I didn't realize you have eighteen teeth.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I had like cavities in every tooth and multi it
was cavities building off other cavities. Like it was bad.
And so they like sat me down. They're like this
is what it's gonna be, Like it's gonna be a process,
like you have to be ready for it. And I
was like, oh ok.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So I was.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Going like every other week and like getting numbed up,
getting drilled, like getting filled, like it was like insane, right,
And then I had to get a root canal and
a crown and like all this crap. But now I am.
I just went to the dentist yesterday and they were
like you're all good.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You in six months, Wow, you've graduated.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I have.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
They shaved your mouth, they saved my teeth, they shaved
your mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
These are real teeth. They are not ven years because that.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Was the next step is they were going to pull
them all out and put fake teeth in.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I know, joke, ass is that cheaper?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like I'm doing this, like, can we just start over
literally just rip.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Them all out. I also ask can you just put
me out for like an hour and just like do
it all and they were like, no, we can't do that.
But yeah, so it was like a year and over
a year long process. So please everyone, go to the dentists.
Please go to the dentists regularly, at least twice a year,
because now I'm like flossing regularly, like I am reformed.
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So I'm just I want to put that out there
as a PSA, go to the dentists.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think I overbrush my teeth. I think I think
I paid too much attention. I think I'm too ocd
about it because I am a rule follower when it
comes to dental health as an adult, because I don't
want to have to I don't want the pain or
the cost. Like for example, I didn't wear my retainer
when I was got bad teeth, braces, all these all
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this different stuff. I didn't wear my retainer. After they
fixed my teeth, you know, they give you the one.
They're like, you keep wearing this for the rest of
your life, and I didn't do that, so they get
my bottom teeth got crooked again. So as an adult,
I went and got envisioned line. Then I paid for myself.
That changed everything. Now one compliance because I'm sorry mom,
but it's because it was my money, and so maybe
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they should have made me pay for it, like from
mowing lawns when I was a kider. That would have
been mean, like, hey, sorry about your crooked teeth, but
if you want to straighten them out, you know, you
better take out a loan or something. That being said,
I feel like I do more harm than good to
my own teeth because it'd be like, why are your
gums so rad? I brush my teeth four times today,
They're like, well you're not. You don't really need to
do that.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Do you use an electric toothbrush?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I used to, but then I went to a manual one.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's why they all because I brushed you hard.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
With a man That's so that's what I'm doing. I think.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, so you got to get an electric.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes, one of those.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, it's super like it's like a war zone in
there when they're you know, I go, and I go
three times a year because I'm super anal about it,
and I thought I thought that was two times too many.
I thought I was being punished, only to learn everybody
goes twice a year. I thought it was a once
a year thing. I didn't realize everybody goes twice a year.
So I guess my three times a year is not
all that uh all that crazy. But I'm so happy
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for you. And also someone didn't comment and I let
it go, but several people have texted, Really, Jason, numb,
drilled and filled.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
It would have been a lot better if it was
that versus what I was going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Conscious for that. For the record, we're very happy for
your beautiful world. You've graduated. Waiting by the phone is next?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Oh, great baby show.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The other thing that's funny about this room is that, like,
even if it's a conversation that's has nothing to do
with the radio, everyone still talks into the micro even
the mics aren't on. Yeah, still talking directly into the mic.
It's like we're programmed.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I do that, Yeah, I do do that.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, morning, everybody the French Show is on the throwback
throat Down. Name that twin battle. Let's play. Okay, Now
I don't know who half these people, so we don't
know who this person is. Okay, all right, well we're
working on them. The Balhamen is working on you know,
she's new, so we have a nameless player. We need
to fix that. Hi, Kara, Yeah, Kara, Hi, how you doing.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Great?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
How are you very well? Welcome to the show. Kiki
is your player in the throwback throw down today?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Hey for you?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, fantastic. Next we have Adam, Hi, Adam, Good morning, guys. Adam,
good morning. Kaylen is your player in the game today, right, yeah,
in sound convinced about that, but that's what you got.
It's Adam and Kaylen. Nothing to worry about here. Next
we have Katie. Hi, Katie, all right, Katie Paulina is
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your player in the game today, right, Katie? Okay. And
finally we have Jessica and Jason the Jays. Hi, Jessica,
thank you. I'm so excited the energy you we're looking for.
But let me mute the at home players. So it's
the throwback throat Down in that tune battle, I, of
(06:26):
course am your host, the Great Dick Cheese Crest.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What nothing?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You have a smile on your face?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
What I'm just looking at you. I'm proud where you've.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Come, the Great Dick Cheese Crest. I have come a
long way. You're right, You're exactly right. Look at me.
I do everything. I leave nothing for that scrub Fred nothing,
that little scrub, nothing for him. No, it's is my
alter ego. I get to bash myself makes me a massacres.
It's probably some kind of psychological condition that I have.
(06:53):
Uh how many? So eight songs? Tie? Break up necessary?
I can't talk today. Your name is a buzzer. Along
with the buzzer system, all decisions by me, the great
DC or final. Each of you have a phono friend
with whom you can confer except for the winning point. Okay,
you cannot use it for the winning point again. Paulina
is in the lead in the room with Rufo out.
(07:15):
So four wins, Jason Keiky each have three, and Kaylin
has two wins. Are you guys ready to play the game?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I stumbled and stammered through that, but you know what
I meant.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Everyone's watching me.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Maybe once you move over to Rufio aiding just for
one week, you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Know, Paulina. The way the room is positioned, it's like
a big rectangle, like a conference room table. I'm on
one side, these guys are surrounding, and Paulina is the
closest to the hand that I pushed the button to
start the song. And there's been some speculation that she's cheating.
So we've now moved her over into Rufio's spot where
she cannot as clearly see what I'm doing with my hands.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
No, not the function off.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, we'll see it. Let's see how it goes for
a for old Paulina today, not being able to paul In,
for not being able to from my corn, but for
not being able to see my my hand. All right,
song number one? Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Then it was sky that is Paulina anymous that's right,
that's right. We just did that, we said, but it
came up one shuffle.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And there's no excuse for Paulina not getting anonymous last week.
I know that was it.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Was it last week, A couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It was a couple of weeks ago. Anonymous Paulina, it's
amos nominous. That's another word that when it actually comes
up in real life, I have to stop for a
second think about people. It's your brain, Okay, I'm like, no.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Mess, that's right.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Can I just say something?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Of course you can.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
So I think I know why Rufio talks over you
because I feel like I can't even see you on
this angle, like I see what he talks a lot,
like you know what.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I mean, because I don't think that has.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Anything to do because like your camera's covering your face
and you were sinking to me, I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Look, you had to look at me twice.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
But you can hear that I'm speaking, so like like
when this noise is happening, now, what most people in
a conversation wouldn't do is just start talking like someone
else isn't.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Talking right right, But Rufio, I mean he does the most.
But like I just I can't see but you, Jason,
and I see.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But you don't need to see me to know that
I'm talking right now, right right, because you've got the
thing in your ear.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, No, I love Rufie's my brother, but but he's
but he doesn't care if you're talking, because he's just
gonna talk louder. It doesn't matter. He's my brother. But like,
let's face it, this is this is ABC's at rufiel.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
That man doesn't care justice.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
When I get excited, I do the same thing sometimes too,
But yeah, it's only what I'm excited. All right.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I tried, but it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay. Song number two, So that's one for Paulina, who,
by the way, cannot see my hands. So maybe this
theory is uh is going to be disproven. Song number
two in the Throwback throw Down. Oh wait, I gotta
turn that. Wait a minute now, Okay, what is it? Ka,
(10:30):
There's no way. I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
There's no way, no faith in me? That is definitely
Jessica Simpson.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Tell me more about it. A long walk home, A
long walk home? What an underrated? Just non existent Jessica Simpson's.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna texted.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
If Dick we're in charge, you guys will be number one. Still,
it's true, we probably need more.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Dick, we do, yes, isolate that please, I got you.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
If that's what's gonna take to get us back to
number one, that's fine because we're in fortieth place. So like,
if we need to, we need to just light them up.
I mean, whatever it takes, whatever, whatever you need, just
make those requests and we'll make it happen. All right, Jason, you.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Know spears from the bottom of my broken Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Behind deep cook of an Angel. I can see how
you confused it with the Long Walk in the Sun. Yeah,
(11:58):
money every side. When I say, we had to find
the clips somewhere where we interviewed her, and I was like, hey,
it made People magazine actually, and I was like, you
know a lot of people say if she's in a
Vegas residency, and I'm like, a lot of people say,
you don't sing a lot. And she she was cool
(12:19):
about it. She's like, well, I do sing, it's just
not very good all the time. But she said that
I respected that, Like, okay, that's I mean, that's excellent.
Good for you. That is I talk for real. It's
just not always funny. So yeah, right, Like you know,
you can't win them all, Okay. So that is one
Jason and one Paulina Yes. Song three in the Throwback throw.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Down that is the Whispers song.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
When I say no, you can't go, wait, let me
work it out before you say anything.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I don't have an internal but you can't say that
the wrong thing out loud and then get the point.
So you got to keep it. You got to keep
it in your head then, because if you say the
wrong thing, then that's like fishing.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
No, I'm not fishing like Paulina. And she's like, is
it peaty.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Because if I don't like twins and then I wait
a minute.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
You say nothing, I need to say it outside.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Okay, No, that's not right though, it's not that So
next for that is that is play David Benner, That's right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Don't.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Get sweat I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
To get your body wet.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Work.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He's talking about working out with Gideon with doing those
hip humping things, the sky humping exercise also known as
the glute bridge, but I preferred to call it sky humping.
But yeah, that's what he's talking about though, doing the
glute bridges with Gideon. Yeah, and then and then getting
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sweaty and then your body is because you're sweating from
the exercise. That's what that song is about. So what
do we got one too? So Jason one, Paulina has two.
We're onto song four in the Throwback throw Down. That
is Paulina on the phone a friend so that is
Paulina and or Pauline rather Pulin and Katie, Pulin and Katie.
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Let's hear they give me some more. You guys know
you know who this is?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Four?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I have three idea who that is?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's the nineties, late nineties, right, four three two.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Until Jordans No, but not a man.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Guess that's the similar era. Similar era was so thirsty. Yeah,
Jagged Edge, he Can't Love You Remax.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
That's right, Jagged atndly maybe.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
The throwback.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Maybe I had new songs all the time, but it's
good songs. You never heard this, not the remakes the
pop stations playing.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
You got that? Yeah, I know the original song.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
That's why I'm like, before you say you don't know,
you definitely mean. Oh wow yeah, okay, So one Kiki
to Paulina one Jason, four songs left, throw back, throw down,
shout out. That is Kiki again. That is j Low
five four phone Okay, that was that was actually used? Excellent.
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Kara and Kiki, Kara and Kiki. Here's some more.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Waiting for tonight.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You want to go with that? Kiki and Kara Kara, Yes, yeah, yeah,
that's right, that's right. Shot that's another point two for Kikyo.
I have to show some love for Jo. She needs
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it right now. Paparazzi husband divorcing her. Wait you here,
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I feel bad for her and people like her that
clearly love love, like she's gotta be with somebody, clearly,
like you know what I mean, because I don't know
how many time you've been married. I'm not criticizing that,
but you know, we all know the people like they
just can't just let it marinate for a minute. We
can't just chill. I mean when you look like that, though,
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do you want to chill? But you can chill with anybody?
So why do we got to Why do we have
to go zero to one hundred every time? I just wondered, like,
maybe let's just not get married, Let's just be you
know what I mean, Like, how many times do we
get married before It's like, Okay, maybe I'm jumping to
conclusions here. Maybe I want the end result more than
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I'm being considerate of the product, you know what I mean.
I don't blame you.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
I get what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
But I think she just loves love, or she loves
like the thrill of Like I wonder what's gonna happen
with this one?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yes, because you know me again, I'm not being critical.
I just wonder, like, for me, how many times would
I get married before I'm like, you know, especially if
I'm going back to somebody I'd already been with, how
many times do I do that before? I'm you know,
my picker is a little bit uncalibrated and I might
need to, you know, chill for a minute. Anyway. That's
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just those are my two cents on that. Uh So
we got two two one, three songs left. Calyn, you
can climb all the way in and win right here,
you ready? Yeah, Kaylen, you know that this is going
to be the run of the century right here. I
can tell right now, mylf You're like the Chicago White
Sox from bottom to the top, starting right now. I'm
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gonna win out this good song. You know what the
hell they're talking about. But this is an era of
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songs where it just as long as it rhymes. It
was just words, Mike LFO. Come on, guys, I know
one Kaylor one Jason to Paulina, two Kiki right. Two
songs left, guys, two songs left in the throwback throw Down,
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anybody's game. That is Paulina.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Five, I'm sure two Lovers and Friends, and then little Chris,
Little Chris.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
No, I can't give you that way too much time.
So just to Ben, I'm thirsty, sorry, buzzy before I
think you're the one staring in my hand right now,
everybody we're here, move you to the other side of
the table.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Night.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
That is speaky, that's sure ludicrous. Little John Love is
in France.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
That's right. We had to get the Little John though,
because technically it's a little it's his song featuring since
you got all three.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Change sudden Asian, but you got about of baby tell me.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Me'll textually a lot of repeat songs, except we've done
two we've never done before, so suck it. Let me.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
What's then steal my sons time we do a show summer.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
You got it. I guess that's an advantage for Kailin.
Then if we do it so much, then that's good
that you got it. So what do we got? Three? Three?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:49):
One? Two?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Wait? Okay? So you have three? Oh okay, so then
so then you can tie or Kiki wins right here,
or if anyone else buzzes in, Kiki wins so she
has three and she has and Paulina has two. So
Paulina has to either get this in tie or or
Kiki wins automatically.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Wow you go away?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Are you ready? Kiki? This might be your week. I
don't know it's possible, Paulina. I don't know how you'd.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Get that young money bedrock.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, what's this song though?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Who's body.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Pushing?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
The rolling down? Win number four for kick? I got?
Someone is bowling right now? A lot of second and.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Thank you guys?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh guy, beat up everybody? Everybody? Can you explain? I
don't know what he means? What is some beat? It
some violence?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
You know, No, he's just.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Talking about a strong fist pump. That's all the beat
the wind, Yeah, you know, hit the hit the sky.
That's a fist pump to the Scottist. That's what he
saw about, right, children, fist pump to the sky, he
beating up. Okay, thank you for explain that, right children. Yes,
I've been wondering all this time about that. And the
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tiebreaker shout out to.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Crazy breaker.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Do you still like this song even though it's University
of Michigan song?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Because they didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, No, Jim Harbor. He wrote it.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
He just got a really sad news today.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
So I saw that which Barbara is suspended for four
years from the NCAA where he doesn't work anymore. So
he doesn't care. He's like, psych that'd be like me
quitting and then they fire me, Like hey guys, I quit,
I'm going And then like two weeks later they're like
we're firing Freddy's We're done with him. It's like, I
don't work there. I haven't worked there for weeks. That's
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what happened to Jim Marblo. Laugh is on him, man,
jokes on them. You gotta raise and then and then
he's got a better job. Now you don't even need him.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Well he cheaps there too.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Oh my goodness. Gracious. Okay, let's see the fun fag
next day. More fread show next it's my friend's fun
fact fred fun guys. Okay, are you ready? Okay? This
(23:55):
is wild? Did you know this happened in nineteen twenty two?
But the hottest temperature ever recorded on Earth was in
l Azizia, Libya. I hope I said that correctly. What
would you guess fahrenheit? The hottest temperature ever recorded on close.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Okay, one forty two close, sir yeah, one forty nine.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
One thirty six, one hundred and thirty six degrees fahrenheit. Damn.
In nineteen twenty two, guys, the hottest temperature ever recorded
was l Azizia, Libya. Beautiful this time of year, except
the fact they can be one hundred and thirty six
degrees More Fred Show next right here.