October 3, 2023 • 27 mins
During today's show we talked about getting your kid out of jail, Jason learned a new hack, Kaelin needs Life Alert
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, you want to do are morality Monday
(00:03):
on Tuesday? Why do morality Monday on Tuesday show? Someone
even asked for it in the text, so you know what?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
They love it?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah? Well, I mean how could you know?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Oh three I asked for it?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah that was you you Texas eight context the same number.
All right, morality Monday on Tuesday. So your teenager has
had a rough few years. Okay, so let's just imagine
we don't have teenagers. First came in arrest for shoplifting.
The item was of little value, it was only a misdemeanor.
Then your team was with some friends who were smoking
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pot and driving too fast, which I guess you're not
supposed to do. Your teen has promised that they're turning
over a new leaf and seem to be on the
right track, doing better in school, coming home by curfew,
and generally having a much better attitude. Now you get
a call from the local police station saying that your
son was with a group of kids who broke into
a liquor store and still beer. So do you go
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to the station and see how you can get your
teen out of the jam, or do you say no,
I'm gonna lovem sit there and face whatever consequences befall
him or her in this case, So, you know, not
acting great. You know they're not acting great. They told
you they're going to act better, they try and straighten
it out. They didn't. So but here's the thing. As
(01:17):
to parent, you kind of have to deal with the repercussion, right, Like,
if your kid gets arrested, your kid gets it's court fees,
there's lawyers, there's you know, potential I don't know, college
admissions issues and whatever, and that ultimately is something that
parents have to deal with too. So it's probably easier
to try and get your kid out of whatever it is. However,
that doesn't really teach anybody a lesson. So what do
(01:39):
you do? Do you let your kid rot in jail?
It sounds of my teenagers over here, Well that's what
your parents did, right.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, I really didn't get my parents involved in stuff
like that. I just you know, I did the crime
and I did the time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So you never told them like I'm going to I'm
going to court today, or I got in trouble like
so you would just you got it trouble and you
would just go to court alone. Yeah, and then you
what did you do to say? Hey, guys, just heads up,
I'll be in jail next week. Yeah, that's what happened, right,
won't be home for dinner. That's literally what happened. I
went to I got the arrested whatever for they called
it reckless driving. I was doing like one fifty and
(02:16):
whatever on the highway and I had to do ten
days of community service. I was only able to do
five because I had a job. And they're like, well,
if you miss one day, don't bother coming back.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
And then I had my court date and they're like,
well you didn't finish the other five days.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And I was like, well I had a job.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
They're like, well you could spend the next five days
in jail to finish out the time.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And they took me from there and I.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Got to the jail, got all the dressed up in
the clothes and everything, and then I got to the
to the place I was staying and there's a phone
there and I made a collect call and I was like, hey,
I'll be home in a week.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
And that was it. WHOA Yeah, did you cry? Did
I cry?
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
No, because I knew it was gonna happen, like, oh,
there's no other like what they're gonna be like, Oh,
don't worry about those five other days. You know what
I'm saying, Like I had someone drive me there because
I was just like, I'm not gonna drive my car
there because it's just gonna stay there. So I knew
it was gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Why did you miss Why did you miss it? If
you knew it was going to happen because.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I had a job, Like I was only able to
take off a week from my job and I couldn't
take off two weeks.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
But then you had to take off.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
No, yeah, I did you still have the job after
you did the five days.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I was working.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I was working at McDonald's at the time. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah, Well that was a smart manager. He wanted you
to go to jail. Yeah yeah, yeah, well no I
want to hear that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So the text are saying he needs to sit Let
your kids sit in jail, non issue, because you won't
speed when you're smoking pot.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's making sweat for a while.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I would say, no, they need to be responsible and
learn from their actions. His ask can sit no questions.
A lot of people. Most people are saying leave him
in jail. Do we get to keep the beer? Someone said,
I'm worried about the pot. Do we get to keep
the pot?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I would honestly go to the jail and talk to
my child because if they were like turning, trying to
turn a new leaf, you know what I'm saying, Like,
maybe they're just in the wrong place at the wrong
time with the friends. He shouldn't be hanging out with
this person should be hanging out with, you know what
I'm saying. So we talked to them to see what
the situation, what really happened. We'll just let him sit there, Turk,
But I interrupted you though, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh, my kid's definitely sitting there.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I'm not going down to the jail house because I
just feel like I go down there next thing, you know,
I got a warm from my arrest with.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Something locked up.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
They locked up the dog, Like, I'm the kid is gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Sit can you pick me up? Well, I mean a
bit of a questionable scenario with them, so it's.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
All a ploy.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
They only arrested him to get to hear.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Downs worth of ict.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Going I'm picking my kid up, and what they're gonna
deal with that home is going to be worse than
what they're gonna deal with the gym.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, Paulina, I'm sending my my mother. I'm sending grandma
to go because grandma scary, and I'm gonna make sure
that she does to them what she would have done
to me or she has done to me.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
She's there, she'll treat your kids the same, though, because
I feel like grandma's have a different relationship with the grandkids.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, but I'm going to spill up the story a
little more and then think it sound like he did
a lot worse than.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, she gets even more pissed.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
There you go, because I feel like, you know, a
mad grandma has got to be scary, especially my mother.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah. I think my grands no, I don't know my mom, they.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Would have been disappointed, and you would have been right, really, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Think my grandfather would have been My mom would have
been the worst though. Oh, she would not have that.
I mean, we've all heard the classic Fred's story about
when we got detained in a public park and I
was a designated driver and I was still brand them
for two months or something like that, and I'm like,
you should have been in that situation. I'm like, okay,
but I was the only one not drinking, like, and
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I was driving around people who were going to drive drunk.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Anyway, I don't know, you should should have been in
that situation.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I had to get picked up from jail when I
was underage, and they would not allow my parents to. Obviously,
they would not allow one parent to come. They insisted
that both my parents come, and that caused an even
bigger issue that lasted four years. And you're like, my
parents ended up getting in a fight there, Like, I
don't know why that's a law or a rule, but
that really.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Screwed me over. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? They would
not let one of my parents come.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I think I'm with you, though.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I think I get my kid out after a little while,
make them sit there for a minute, then I get
them out, and then they got to deal with me
because because, like I said before, whatever legal issue that
affects me too.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Right, I'm not going to court and paying for all that.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I got to clean this up for you, So no,
I got to get you out of it, because this
is an inconvenience to me.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Now, yeah, but your life will be well at home.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But yeah, you're not going to enjoy yourself. No, okay,
Well another moral scenario solved thanks to all of you. Yeah,
and so my dad would have let me see you
all these texts today. That's what my dad would have done.
And he's retired law enforcement. His ass is going to
sit there. Yeah oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And then when I would go get my kid out
and hope that I could keep them out of trouble,
I'd rather punish them myself.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
And then they don't have a record.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's That's the other thing is, you know, kids do
make kid decisions, and if it's something that would affect
them in there, that's another thing. If you can't get
a job that I'm paying for your ass when you're
thirty two, you know, So no, sorry, I mean they
don't all turn out like Rufio over here, big radio superstar.
Would you like to take a picture with me?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Turn my life around? Yeah? Yeah, see there you go.
Block's next Fred Show the Man? What is this?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
What is the incredible life hack Jason Brown that you
just discovered late in life?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
You guys, I was so proud of myself last night,
but I had to my car need the oil change,
so I had to take Mike's car, so I had
to switch like keys over on my key ring and
I did the key ring like I took something off
the key ring put it on a key ring.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I just mastered that at thirty four years old.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
A key a key ring, yeah, like the metal thing.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Like, because I could never I'd be like, how this hurts,
Like how to get your finger there to like get
it off. So I've never been able to do it.
I've always given it to other people. But now that
I'm a mature man, I can work a key ring.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Aren't you guys proud of me? I am heat ring? Yeah. Well,
so you've had someone else put keys on a key
ring for your whole life?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Yeah, Or I've used a little like what do they
call those things?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, Oh you're a carabiner. Yeah, like you drive a
super row yeah, yeah, chat or something.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I have a tent on the top of my car.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
They call you digger. Yeah, only when I'm on the mountains,
you know. Yeah a second, I want to hear that.
We'll get back to it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Alyssa, Hi, Alissa, Hello Hill Jason just learned how to
use a key ring. We'll get back to that because
you you're going back to morality Monday. On Tuesday, what happened?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
So, No, I was sixteen years old and my mom
found maybe some crumbs of marijuana in my car, and I, you.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Know, obviously was so scared and was so upset. I apologize.
Speaker 10 (09:06):
She found a little pipe, didn't have anything in there, and.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Instead of trying to talk to me, she took me to.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
The jail cell.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
I sat there, waited to talk to a detective who
told me, basically, this is what could happen if you
got caught with this, and scared me to hack because
she wanted to set me straight.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So I don't know what she would have done.
Speaker 9 (09:31):
If I was actually in a jail cell or taken
by the cops because of being in the wrong place
for the wrong time.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But yeah, yeah, we should have put you on the
TV show that used to do a Scared Straight or
whatever that was, yeah, you know, right, and then like
the prisoners all, you know, banging against the bars and
like sit, they're going to do terrible stuff year olds
and whatever, and it's like, oh, that looks good. And
then there's always the one tough guy they have to
break down. You know, the twelve year old is not scared. Yeah,
that could have been you could have.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
Been you exactly exactly. So uh need let's just say
I didn't. It smoked for a while, but it was.
It was scary but also crazy because I said I
wouldn't be stupid enough to get caught for anything.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, well, listen, thank you, have a good day. Well,
thank you Jason.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
A lot of people are are feeling you. Really. I
love Jason Brown so much. I feel so seen. This
is what I tried to do for you. We need
to protect Jason at all costs. Oh sweet, thank you Jason.
Looking at a validation. Aren't you guys so proud of me?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I was so.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I was like, wow, I'm proud I've matured so much.
I literally thought that to myself. But what else? I'm
just curious. What else would you say that you learned
later in life?
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Then?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
If the key chain just happened at you know, in
the early thirties, then what well, what else would you
say you were a little delinquent?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Geography?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Well, yeah, geography is a work in progress. I have
not mastered that yet. Oh we gotta do Ja jay
today too.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Oh boy, yeah right, I'm right now to me get out.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
With the pia. I But like when until I moved
in with Mike, I didn't like know how to like
do washing machine.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Like I didn't know how to like washing washing.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Washing only when it's his work clothes because they're really dirty.
So I six at a time, But I didn't know
how to cut the grass. I learned that like when
I was in my twenties and I like moved in
with him. He had to teach me how to do that. Yeah, cooking,
I mean, I don't know. I learned a lot. My
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parents didn't do anything. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Is there anything you guys can think of that you
that you only figured out how to do as a
grown up.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
My sister just learned how to use a lighter like
their generation. He doesn't know how to.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Use a lighton do a lighter like a regular big light? Yes,
she was like how do I I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Can't do that either. I just like burn myself. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I couldn't blow a bubble with gum until I was
probably in my mid twenties.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Really, I don't know I just couldn't do it. I
don't know why. I just one day I just happened
and it worked.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Were you like, aren't you guys proud of me?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's just like riding a bike, you know, it's like
an amazing It's like, oh, it's finally. It's like losing
a lot of things. It just finally it's finally happening,
you know what I mean. Also, this is what it's like. Yeah,
but I don't know, I'm trying to think of anything.
I didn't know how to do anything for myself when
I got to college. I mean, I was calling my mom,
how do I do the laundry?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Do washing machine?
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Do?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
How do I do washing machine? And she's like, you
should go to college. That's where you'll learn.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I learned the dishwasher a couple of years ago when
I bought one for the first time. Because I didn't
grow up with ones, I wasn't really sure we put
like plastic.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Were in there, so I wasn't really you knowing it.
So then like I had to have people show me
where the soap goes because I don't know. I was
poured there like.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yes, everywhere. Yeah, I thought you could do it like
the other day.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I saw on TikTok that you're not supposed to take
the little pouch or whatever, the little tablet, tablet, and
it doesn't have to go in the little drawer.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You're just supposed to throw it in there. I saw
that too, but I'm just gonna leave.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I followed, I'm not going to learn from TikTok.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
So I just throw it in there now, just just
a mock just here.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I didn't you could. We had to change our car batteries.
Like I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
I didn't know we had a battery until it died.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You know, your car had a battery electric It only
has a battery, the electric car.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
When I when I was out here with my gas
car life, like you all you have.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
An electric car, I didn't know the entire body of
the car is a battery.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
The very first time my car died on me, I
was like eighteen or nineteen, I was like, why did
it die because of the battery?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Like I didn't know where battery. I have to get
a new one, Like who knew? I'm sitting at auto
zone over here trying to test it. I was a lot.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
It was a lot for me to Yeah, wow, me too. Wow,
I know, okay, anything. I just can't blow up a balloon.
That's that's my only struggle to send back in life.
Oh look, fix that you can do that. I can't.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It's like this struggle.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Yes, s thing on my dogline and herds so bad.
I just can't blow.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm sorry, just spit everywhere you. You put the balloon
up to your mouth yes, and you start blowing.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Yes, and then it's like this cramp, like this singly
cramp that happens in my jaw line and I can't
do it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You get Lockjawn from blog balloon.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
One Fred show next. Yes, wedding week.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's finally here, which means we'll probably talk about it
for another month afterwards.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh yeah, but there's an end in sight.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
There is an end insight your blog.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I yes, I'm getting married on Sunday, that's October eighth.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
You guys will all be in attendance. We're going to.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Las Vegas, be the Las Vegas. And yesterday I had
to do a little little prep Vegas. There's a lot
of preps to be done, but one of them was
to fill out the marriage license. So I filled it
out and asked, you, do you want to change your name?
I was like, I guess I'm gonna have to. I'm
getting married, and asked, I want to change Hobby's name.
I was messing with them and I changed it.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I changed it's my last name.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
He was not happy with my hobby row.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Right, it's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
So I filled it out and I guess I'm.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
A new person now if I got a new name,
how does this work?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I hit submit?
Speaker 6 (15:26):
So, no, you got to do a lot more, just
in the in the like government there, your name is changed,
it's it.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
No, don't you have to change all your No?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
You know, just like like with the stage, she's that's it,
but like you still have to do everything, like you
need a new security car.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
You I'm like reborn basically not you want to but
hold on, this is I gotta think about this.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You didn't consider this until yesterday when you hit submit.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
When I hit submit, I.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Mean I knew that I was gonna have to change
my name and everything.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Do you know what a marriage is? You know, you
know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Right, Hey, it's my first time. It's be fair like
we're legally bonding here. Yes, yes, and together. I kept
my middle name my last name, and then I added
his last name, so I got a really long damn last.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Nay, did you change your first name?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Finally, I tried to on that sheet, on that on
that application form, I was not able to change my
first name.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
And that's honestly all I wanted. Right, because if you're
a new.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Listener, like, her first name is wrong because the damn nurses.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Right, Yeah, the nurses decided to name me because they
thought that Paulina would would be Polita to some people
and it would just cause a lot of confusion, confusion
and chaos.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
So they decided that the nurse.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, my little name is wrong because of nurses.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
How about that? I know, it's just's much time.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's a lot, It's a lot. So I got a
long last name. Now I'm still Pauline. And then I
got to pick up my marriage license. I guess when
I when I get in, right, they told me to
go pick it up. It's filed. I have the before
in Las Vegas. Yes, Novetta, get married, sign it all
this has.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
To sign it. Yeah, signs it. And then a witness science.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Witness, a witness, so it could be anybody, right.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Like from my sister that I officiated it, so I
signed it, and then her best friend and his best
friend signed as witness.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Would you like to be a witness?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Front, I would like to be a witness.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I try to get you to officiate at the wedding,
but you don't work for them, so they didn't let
you come in.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
We can do like a fake one ahead of time
if you want. I don't know. We could do like
a fake wedding.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
That'd be sweet.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You could come in here.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I mean it wouldn't be any That means I have
to write like a sermon, but that's fine.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Speaking on the heart.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You're worth was an old ones?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Recycle it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, I'll take out the personal references.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
When I first met a man, she was I'll take
out all the personal elements. Yeah, no, it'll be good. No, No,
this is good. No, you got to do it. Elvis
is going to handle it. Elvis has got it.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
He's a man.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I just think it's funny that you, like, just realize yesterday.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
That is what I said.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
I will be damned, but you really don't have to
change it, like like Jess hasn't changed anything of first
I don't Jess.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
So the girls up planning for the future. In it,
You're welcome. It feels good, good news, happy stories. Every
day on the show, we share them with you. What'd
you find?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Caleb So, a Pennsylvania mom called the police department for
help with her son. He needed help tying his tie
for his first school dance, and she had no idea
how so at first a female cop who didn't know
how to do it was dispatch, and then she called
in her partner, Officer Line Barber, who helped the young man,
referred to as Z tie his tie.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
He went to work.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
He made sure it was the perfect length right at
the belt line, which I didn't know was the rule.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Is that the rule boys.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
The police department shared the encounter on their social page.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Thing the community policing.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Is very important to the demor and that it's even
more important that their citizens feel comfy calling them for
even small things like tying and tie.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
And the pictures are really adorable of this cop tying
this little boys tie.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Love.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
There's some YouTube videos videos on TikTok two, same kind
of thing. You know, cop pull somebody over, kid over
and he's late for a speech or an interview and flustered,
and then the cop wints up tying to tie. It's
so sweet, doesn't give him a ticket kiking. You know,
I know that's foreign for you, but maybe you should
learn how to tie a tie. Yeah, maybe you would
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have a problem. A one hundred and four year old
Chicago woman is hoping to set a record for being
the oldest person to ever jump out of a plane,
and she did it on Sunday. The woman made the
tandem jump from thirteen thousand, five hundred feet in the air.
After landing, the woman said that age is just a
number and the jump was delightful and couldn't have been better.
Her first skydiving adventure was actually four years ago, when
she turned one hundred. The Guinness World record for the
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oldest skuydiver was sept May of twenty twenty two by
a one hundred and three year old woman from Sweden,
So now she is the oldest. Happened in Chicago, shout out.
I mean, I think you get to a certain age
for me. I think it's going to be like sixty
for her, it's one hundred for me. I think it'll
be like sixty where I'm like, you know what, I
have outlived everything. Let's just do all the things spongee
(20:14):
jump right, let's let's uh. I almost said freebase, but
I didn't mean that. I meant I meant what am
I thinking?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
But I mean that?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
But that too, free base, steel mean all the things,
you know what I mean, all the things like you're
one hundred and four years old, like if you never
wanted to do it, do it?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
Right?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
And that lady you could probably get in the record
books a lot because she could be like the oldest
person to eat a hamburger, or the there's a whole.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
There's a whole book about this one.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, everything, every step she takes, this world record waiting
by the phone is next Fred show. And I was
out yesterday when feeling well, which means we got to
do Monday stuff on Tuesday and Tuesday stuff. So around
you're a superstar to day. Yeah, you're a superstar every day.
But now double content.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
When he has to head and travel for when school
MK tell you where.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Countries are located. But now he's in.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
His yagraphy with Jason and why.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Hell us and the world is Jason j taking away
to where are we headed?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
We are going to Kuwait? Are we now in the
Middle East?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Wow? Yes, that's quite a track travel. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
So it's one of the smaller countries in the Middle East.
It's very low. It's made up of ten islands too,
like out off the in the water whatever water that is.
And the largest island is Boo Beyond. That's the biggest
island there. So in case you guys want to go there, the.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
They call it on the big island Boo Beyond, Big Boobyon.
I know I've met her my phone. Actually I think
she ghosted me on Gumble.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
It's a big Booby on.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
So it's uh Eastern Arabia. It's by there all the
Persian Gulf is the water. The Persian Gulf is right there.
It's by Iraq, Saudi Arabia. The largest city is Kuwait City.
That's obviously very They spent a lot of time naming that.
Kuwait City is the biggest one.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Are you coming right?
Speaker 8 (22:29):
It's the largest city. Unsure if it's the capital, but
it's definitely the largest. Four point five million people live there.
It's part of Mesa Potamia, which is exciting.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
They sell oil.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
There's a lot of drums over all that we don't
need to go into all the Yeah, yeah, a lot
of drums going on there.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I would love to see you do like a political
like on MSNBC or I don't yeah, right, right, exactly.
Let's go to Jason Brown.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Now the crisis.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
What's happening with the oil crisis? Well, guys, so much
KUWAITI drops.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Drums about the oil out of control, the lulu for
the oil over there.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
It's why the continent is Kuwait on the Middle East continent,
that one of.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
The Middle East continent.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Okay in his script.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Okay, so just the fun fact, sorry, Fred, it got
the oddest it ever got in twenty sixteen was one
hundred and twenty degrees.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's super hot there. Yeah, I get your own. Really,
we're doing it now. You have to take mine too, and.
Speaker 8 (23:40):
It's really close to your fun back. So I'm sorry.
And yeah, hedgehogs live there, which is really exciting.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Cool. Yeah, yes, and that's Kuwait. Okay, Well, thank you, Jason.
I want to Kuwait. No, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
My fact is about something different, okay, completely, So you
didn't entirely act to steal my content.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I will bite off us all the time. You don't
bite off me.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Right in front of me, biting off ourselves right in
front of Yeah, exactly, what's next you're gonna do? Uh
uh Caitlyn's entertainment, Jasons entertainer? Yeah right, you're going to
waiting by the tele Jason's Like, what's next to fread
show next, Kaitlin, do a blog? Take it away, dear blog.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
And I am so so serious about this.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I think that I am going to purchase a life
alert please. Oh god, yes, I am not even joking
you guys, like it is it is.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
We are in the red zone, like time, it is
so time.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
So yesterday I was teeking a shower and I forgot
to grab myself a towel. And I have one of
those bathrooms that is like the toilet and the shower
are separate, like there's a door, so I don't keep
my and it's small, so like I don't keep my
towels in there. I always grab one, you know whatever.
But I forgot so in the middle of my shower
or when it was ending, you know, I scurried off
to get my towel. But I have tile floors. Okay,
(25:03):
So scurried off, got my towel, dried off, whatever. And
you guys know, I am extremely clumsy, No, extremely clumsy,
and I'm told that this is because of my ADHD.
I just learned recently, like you just move fast and
you're not thinking. So later on in the night, I
got a wild hair. I was running to put some
shoes away. You guys, I slipped on this tile floor.
(25:25):
Fred I sounded like the woman who broke her ankle
when she was wine stopping the graph.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I knocked the wind out.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Of myself and I was like, literally, I couldn't move
and I got nauseous.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
It hurt so bad.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I messed up my knee, my hit my wrists. So
at the wedding you'll see all kinds of bruises. No,
I'm still not you know, no one's hurting me.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
It's me. I'm hurting me. I'm the problem.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm not going out with you anytime soon because you'll
just tell everybody. You'll be walking around with crushes, telling
everybody I did it, like the black guy. The black
eye came up over the weekend. Somebody asked me about
your black eye.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
People, we're still talking about I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Where I was when somebody was asking me about the
black guy there, liked, hey, what happened to Kailin? It
was just like a random like a hey, nice to
meet you. What what was up with her black eye?
And I'm like, well, you know, she said she fell
in the closet or something, and and but then she
loved it. We went out to the bar and she
told everybody that I did it, which really went over
well to the point where someone actually pulled you outside
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to ask if that was true.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, I was a lawyer, Yeah, but no it wasn't. Fred.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
So and I was texting Jason from the.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Floor like oh my god, Like I just thought, so
I need to figure out who my.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Life alert is gonna call. But I'm not kidding, like
because if something really happened, what what am I gonna do?
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Girl?
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Yeah, Lincoln to poll because if it goes to Jason,
you know, he get in the car, he got to
put a seatbelt on.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Then my body because if something happened, I don't mean
his fingerprints were on me.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
So he's out the fastest. Well you'll get my car
may not be charged.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
So now I'm s O l and you guys will
find me, you know, naked on the tile floor.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'll make you a nice graphic on the floor.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
That's just what we need for the rumors, Calin, is
for me to find you naked on the floor in
your home. We're like, Caylen, did you fall again? Are
you stuck? Damn it, Calen, not again with the dishwasher.
I mean, I'm not responsible for any of it. I
(27:27):
didn't do any of it. I didn't do any of
this stuff. The Unentertainmber Report is next
All right, guys, you want to do are morality Monday
(00:03):
on Tuesday? Why do morality Monday on Tuesday show? Someone
even asked for it in the text, so you know what?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
They love it?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah? Well, I mean how could you know?
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Oh three I asked for it?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah that was you you Texas eight context the same number.
All right, morality Monday on Tuesday. So your teenager has
had a rough few years. Okay, so let's just imagine
we don't have teenagers. First came in arrest for shoplifting.
The item was of little value, it was only a misdemeanor.
Then your team was with some friends who were smoking
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pot and driving too fast, which I guess you're not
supposed to do. Your teen has promised that they're turning
over a new leaf and seem to be on the
right track, doing better in school, coming home by curfew,
and generally having a much better attitude. Now you get
a call from the local police station saying that your
son was with a group of kids who broke into
a liquor store and still beer. So do you go
(00:55):
to the station and see how you can get your
teen out of the jam, or do you say no,
I'm gonna lovem sit there and face whatever consequences befall
him or her in this case, So, you know, not
acting great. You know they're not acting great. They told
you they're going to act better, they try and straighten
it out. They didn't. So but here's the thing. As
(01:17):
to parent, you kind of have to deal with the repercussion, right, Like,
if your kid gets arrested, your kid gets it's court fees,
there's lawyers, there's you know, potential I don't know, college
admissions issues and whatever, and that ultimately is something that
parents have to deal with too. So it's probably easier
to try and get your kid out of whatever it is. However,
that doesn't really teach anybody a lesson. So what do
(01:39):
you do? Do you let your kid rot in jail?
It sounds of my teenagers over here, Well that's what
your parents did, right.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, I really didn't get my parents involved in stuff
like that. I just you know, I did the crime
and I did the time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So you never told them like I'm going to I'm
going to court today, or I got in trouble like
so you would just you got it trouble and you
would just go to court alone. Yeah, and then you
what did you do to say? Hey, guys, just heads up,
I'll be in jail next week. Yeah, that's what happened, right,
won't be home for dinner. That's literally what happened. I
went to I got the arrested whatever for they called
it reckless driving. I was doing like one fifty and
(02:16):
whatever on the highway and I had to do ten
days of community service. I was only able to do
five because I had a job. And they're like, well,
if you miss one day, don't bother coming back.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
And then I had my court date and they're like,
well you didn't finish the other five days.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
And I was like, well I had a job.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
They're like, well you could spend the next five days
in jail to finish out the time.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And they took me from there and I.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Got to the jail, got all the dressed up in
the clothes and everything, and then I got to the
to the place I was staying and there's a phone
there and I made a collect call and I was like, hey,
I'll be home in a week.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
And that was it. WHOA Yeah, did you cry? Did
I cry?
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
No, because I knew it was gonna happen, like, oh,
there's no other like what they're gonna be like, Oh,
don't worry about those five other days. You know what
I'm saying, Like I had someone drive me there because
I was just like, I'm not gonna drive my car
there because it's just gonna stay there. So I knew
it was gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Why did you miss Why did you miss it? If
you knew it was going to happen because.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I had a job, Like I was only able to
take off a week from my job and I couldn't
take off two weeks.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
But then you had to take off.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
No, yeah, I did you still have the job after
you did the five days.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I was working.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I was working at McDonald's at the time. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah, Well that was a smart manager. He wanted you
to go to jail. Yeah yeah, yeah, well no I
want to hear that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So the text are saying he needs to sit Let
your kids sit in jail, non issue, because you won't
speed when you're smoking pot.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's making sweat for a while.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I would say, no, they need to be responsible and
learn from their actions. His ask can sit no questions.
A lot of people. Most people are saying leave him
in jail. Do we get to keep the beer? Someone said,
I'm worried about the pot. Do we get to keep
the pot?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I would honestly go to the jail and talk to
my child because if they were like turning, trying to
turn a new leaf, you know what I'm saying, Like,
maybe they're just in the wrong place at the wrong
time with the friends. He shouldn't be hanging out with
this person should be hanging out with, you know what
I'm saying. So we talked to them to see what
the situation, what really happened. We'll just let him sit there, Turk,
But I interrupted you though, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh, my kid's definitely sitting there.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I'm not going down to the jail house because I
just feel like I go down there next thing, you know,
I got a warm from my arrest with.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Something locked up.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
They locked up the dog, Like, I'm the kid is gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Sit can you pick me up? Well, I mean a
bit of a questionable scenario with them, so it's.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
All a ploy.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
They only arrested him to get to hear.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Downs worth of ict.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Going I'm picking my kid up, and what they're gonna
deal with that home is going to be worse than
what they're gonna deal with the gym.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, Paulina, I'm sending my my mother. I'm sending grandma
to go because grandma scary, and I'm gonna make sure
that she does to them what she would have done
to me or she has done to me.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
She's there, she'll treat your kids the same, though, because
I feel like grandma's have a different relationship with the grandkids.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, but I'm going to spill up the story a
little more and then think it sound like he did
a lot worse than.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, she gets even more pissed.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
There you go, because I feel like, you know, a
mad grandma has got to be scary, especially my mother.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah. I think my grands no, I don't know my mom, they.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Would have been disappointed, and you would have been right, really, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Think my grandfather would have been My mom would have
been the worst though. Oh, she would not have that.
I mean, we've all heard the classic Fred's story about
when we got detained in a public park and I
was a designated driver and I was still brand them
for two months or something like that, and I'm like,
you should have been in that situation. I'm like, okay,
but I was the only one not drinking, like, and
(05:50):
I was driving around people who were going to drive drunk.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Anyway, I don't know, you should should have been in
that situation.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I had to get picked up from jail when I
was underage, and they would not allow my parents to. Obviously,
they would not allow one parent to come. They insisted
that both my parents come, and that caused an even
bigger issue that lasted four years. And you're like, my
parents ended up getting in a fight there, Like, I
don't know why that's a law or a rule, but
that really.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Screwed me over. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? They would
not let one of my parents come.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I think I'm with you, though.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I think I get my kid out after a little while,
make them sit there for a minute, then I get
them out, and then they got to deal with me
because because, like I said before, whatever legal issue that
affects me too.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Right, I'm not going to court and paying for all that.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I got to clean this up for you, So no,
I got to get you out of it, because this
is an inconvenience to me.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Now, yeah, but your life will be well at home.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But yeah, you're not going to enjoy yourself. No, okay,
Well another moral scenario solved thanks to all of you. Yeah,
and so my dad would have let me see you
all these texts today. That's what my dad would have done.
And he's retired law enforcement. His ass is going to
sit there. Yeah oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And then when I would go get my kid out
and hope that I could keep them out of trouble,
I'd rather punish them myself.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
And then they don't have a record.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's That's the other thing is, you know, kids do
make kid decisions, and if it's something that would affect
them in there, that's another thing. If you can't get
a job that I'm paying for your ass when you're
thirty two, you know, So no, sorry, I mean they
don't all turn out like Rufio over here, big radio superstar.
Would you like to take a picture with me?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Turn my life around? Yeah? Yeah, see there you go.
Block's next Fred Show the Man? What is this?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
What is the incredible life hack Jason Brown that you
just discovered late in life?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
You guys, I was so proud of myself last night,
but I had to my car need the oil change,
so I had to take Mike's car, so I had
to switch like keys over on my key ring and
I did the key ring like I took something off
the key ring put it on a key ring.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I just mastered that at thirty four years old.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
A key a key ring, yeah, like the metal thing.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Like, because I could never I'd be like, how this hurts,
Like how to get your finger there to like get
it off. So I've never been able to do it.
I've always given it to other people. But now that
I'm a mature man, I can work a key ring.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Aren't you guys proud of me? I am heat ring? Yeah. Well,
so you've had someone else put keys on a key
ring for your whole life?
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Yeah, Or I've used a little like what do they
call those things?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, Oh you're a carabiner. Yeah, like you drive a
super row yeah, yeah, chat or something.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I have a tent on the top of my car.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
They call you digger. Yeah, only when I'm on the mountains,
you know. Yeah a second, I want to hear that.
We'll get back to it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Alyssa, Hi, Alissa, Hello Hill Jason just learned how to
use a key ring. We'll get back to that because
you you're going back to morality Monday. On Tuesday, what happened?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
So, No, I was sixteen years old and my mom
found maybe some crumbs of marijuana in my car, and I, you.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Know, obviously was so scared and was so upset. I apologize.
Speaker 10 (09:06):
She found a little pipe, didn't have anything in there, and.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Instead of trying to talk to me, she took me to.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
The jail cell.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
I sat there, waited to talk to a detective who
told me, basically, this is what could happen if you
got caught with this, and scared me to hack because
she wanted to set me straight.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
So I don't know what she would have done.
Speaker 9 (09:31):
If I was actually in a jail cell or taken
by the cops because of being in the wrong place
for the wrong time.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
But yeah, yeah, we should have put you on the
TV show that used to do a Scared Straight or
whatever that was, yeah, you know, right, and then like
the prisoners all, you know, banging against the bars and
like sit, they're going to do terrible stuff year olds
and whatever, and it's like, oh, that looks good. And
then there's always the one tough guy they have to
break down. You know, the twelve year old is not scared. Yeah,
that could have been you could have.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
Been you exactly exactly. So uh need let's just say
I didn't. It smoked for a while, but it was.
It was scary but also crazy because I said I
wouldn't be stupid enough to get caught for anything.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, well, listen, thank you, have a good day. Well,
thank you Jason.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
A lot of people are are feeling you. Really. I
love Jason Brown so much. I feel so seen. This
is what I tried to do for you. We need
to protect Jason at all costs. Oh sweet, thank you Jason.
Looking at a validation. Aren't you guys so proud of me?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I was so.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I was like, wow, I'm proud I've matured so much.
I literally thought that to myself. But what else? I'm
just curious. What else would you say that you learned
later in life?
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Then?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
If the key chain just happened at you know, in
the early thirties, then what well, what else would you
say you were a little delinquent?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Geography?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Well, yeah, geography is a work in progress. I have
not mastered that yet. Oh we gotta do Ja jay
today too.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Oh boy, yeah right, I'm right now to me get out.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
With the pia. I But like when until I moved
in with Mike, I didn't like know how to like
do washing machine.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Like I didn't know how to like washing washing.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Washing only when it's his work clothes because they're really dirty.
So I six at a time, But I didn't know
how to cut the grass. I learned that like when
I was in my twenties and I like moved in
with him. He had to teach me how to do that. Yeah, cooking,
I mean, I don't know. I learned a lot. My
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parents didn't do anything. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Is there anything you guys can think of that you
that you only figured out how to do as a
grown up.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
My sister just learned how to use a lighter like
their generation. He doesn't know how to.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Use a lighton do a lighter like a regular big light? Yes,
she was like how do I I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Can't do that either. I just like burn myself. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I couldn't blow a bubble with gum until I was
probably in my mid twenties.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Really, I don't know I just couldn't do it. I
don't know why. I just one day I just happened
and it worked.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Were you like, aren't you guys proud of me?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's just like riding a bike, you know, it's like
an amazing It's like, oh, it's finally. It's like losing
a lot of things. It just finally it's finally happening,
you know what I mean. Also, this is what it's like. Yeah,
but I don't know, I'm trying to think of anything.
I didn't know how to do anything for myself when
I got to college. I mean, I was calling my mom,
how do I do the laundry?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Do washing machine?
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Do?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
How do I do washing machine? And she's like, you
should go to college. That's where you'll learn.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I learned the dishwasher a couple of years ago when
I bought one for the first time. Because I didn't
grow up with ones, I wasn't really sure we put
like plastic.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Were in there, so I wasn't really you knowing it.
So then like I had to have people show me
where the soap goes because I don't know. I was
poured there like.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yes, everywhere. Yeah, I thought you could do it like
the other day.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I saw on TikTok that you're not supposed to take
the little pouch or whatever, the little tablet, tablet, and
it doesn't have to go in the little drawer.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You're just supposed to throw it in there. I saw
that too, but I'm just gonna leave.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I followed, I'm not going to learn from TikTok.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
So I just throw it in there now, just just
a mock just here.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I didn't you could. We had to change our car batteries.
Like I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
I didn't know we had a battery until it died.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
You know, your car had a battery electric It only
has a battery, the electric car.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
When I when I was out here with my gas
car life, like you all you have.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
An electric car, I didn't know the entire body of
the car is a battery.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
The very first time my car died on me, I
was like eighteen or nineteen, I was like, why did
it die because of the battery?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Like I didn't know where battery. I have to get
a new one, Like who knew? I'm sitting at auto
zone over here trying to test it. I was a lot.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
It was a lot for me to Yeah, wow, me too. Wow,
I know, okay, anything. I just can't blow up a balloon.
That's that's my only struggle to send back in life.
Oh look, fix that you can do that. I can't.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It's like this struggle.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Yes, s thing on my dogline and herds so bad.
I just can't blow.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm sorry, just spit everywhere you. You put the balloon
up to your mouth yes, and you start blowing.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Yes, and then it's like this cramp, like this singly
cramp that happens in my jaw line and I can't
do it.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You get Lockjawn from blog balloon.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
One Fred show next. Yes, wedding week.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's finally here, which means we'll probably talk about it
for another month afterwards.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh yeah, but there's an end in sight.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
There is an end insight your blog.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I yes, I'm getting married on Sunday, that's October eighth.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
You guys will all be in attendance. We're going to.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Las Vegas, be the Las Vegas. And yesterday I had
to do a little little prep Vegas. There's a lot
of preps to be done, but one of them was
to fill out the marriage license. So I filled it
out and asked, you, do you want to change your name?
I was like, I guess I'm gonna have to. I'm
getting married, and asked, I want to change Hobby's name.
I was messing with them and I changed it.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I changed it's my last name.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
He was not happy with my hobby row.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Right, it's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
So I filled it out and I guess I'm.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
A new person now if I got a new name,
how does this work?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I hit submit?
Speaker 6 (15:26):
So, no, you got to do a lot more, just
in the in the like government there, your name is changed,
it's it.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
No, don't you have to change all your No?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
You know, just like like with the stage, she's that's it,
but like you still have to do everything, like you
need a new security car.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
You I'm like reborn basically not you want to but
hold on, this is I gotta think about this.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You didn't consider this until yesterday when you hit submit.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
When I hit submit, I.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Mean I knew that I was gonna have to change
my name and everything.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Do you know what a marriage is? You know, you
know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Right, Hey, it's my first time. It's be fair like
we're legally bonding here. Yes, yes, and together. I kept
my middle name my last name, and then I added
his last name, so I got a really long damn last.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Nay, did you change your first name?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Finally, I tried to on that sheet, on that on
that application form, I was not able to change my
first name.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
And that's honestly all I wanted. Right, because if you're
a new.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Listener, like, her first name is wrong because the damn nurses.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Right, Yeah, the nurses decided to name me because they
thought that Paulina would would be Polita to some people
and it would just cause a lot of confusion, confusion
and chaos.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
So they decided that the nurse.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, my little name is wrong because of nurses.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
How about that? I know, it's just's much time.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's a lot, It's a lot. So I got a
long last name. Now I'm still Pauline. And then I
got to pick up my marriage license. I guess when
I when I get in, right, they told me to
go pick it up. It's filed. I have the before
in Las Vegas. Yes, Novetta, get married, sign it all
this has.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
To sign it. Yeah, signs it. And then a witness science.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Witness, a witness, so it could be anybody, right.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Like from my sister that I officiated it, so I
signed it, and then her best friend and his best
friend signed as witness.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Would you like to be a witness?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Front, I would like to be a witness.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I try to get you to officiate at the wedding,
but you don't work for them, so they didn't let
you come in.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
We can do like a fake one ahead of time
if you want. I don't know. We could do like
a fake wedding.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
That'd be sweet.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You could come in here.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I mean it wouldn't be any That means I have
to write like a sermon, but that's fine.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Speaking on the heart.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You're worth was an old ones?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Recycle it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, I'll take out the personal references.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
When I first met a man, she was I'll take
out all the personal elements. Yeah, no, it'll be good. No, No,
this is good. No, you got to do it. Elvis
is going to handle it. Elvis has got it.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
He's a man.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I just think it's funny that you, like, just realize yesterday.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
That is what I said.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
I will be damned, but you really don't have to
change it, like like Jess hasn't changed anything of first
I don't Jess.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
So the girls up planning for the future. In it,
You're welcome. It feels good, good news, happy stories. Every
day on the show, we share them with you. What'd
you find?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Caleb So, a Pennsylvania mom called the police department for
help with her son. He needed help tying his tie
for his first school dance, and she had no idea
how so at first a female cop who didn't know
how to do it was dispatch, and then she called
in her partner, Officer Line Barber, who helped the young man,
referred to as Z tie his tie.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
He went to work.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
He made sure it was the perfect length right at
the belt line, which I didn't know was the rule.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Is that the rule boys.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
The police department shared the encounter on their social page.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Thing the community policing.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Is very important to the demor and that it's even
more important that their citizens feel comfy calling them for
even small things like tying and tie.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
And the pictures are really adorable of this cop tying
this little boys tie.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Love.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
There's some YouTube videos videos on TikTok two, same kind
of thing. You know, cop pull somebody over, kid over
and he's late for a speech or an interview and flustered,
and then the cop wints up tying to tie. It's
so sweet, doesn't give him a ticket kiking. You know,
I know that's foreign for you, but maybe you should
learn how to tie a tie. Yeah, maybe you would
(19:31):
have a problem. A one hundred and four year old
Chicago woman is hoping to set a record for being
the oldest person to ever jump out of a plane,
and she did it on Sunday. The woman made the
tandem jump from thirteen thousand, five hundred feet in the air.
After landing, the woman said that age is just a
number and the jump was delightful and couldn't have been better.
Her first skydiving adventure was actually four years ago, when
she turned one hundred. The Guinness World record for the
(19:52):
oldest skuydiver was sept May of twenty twenty two by
a one hundred and three year old woman from Sweden,
So now she is the oldest. Happened in Chicago, shout out.
I mean, I think you get to a certain age
for me. I think it's going to be like sixty
for her, it's one hundred for me. I think it'll
be like sixty where I'm like, you know what, I
have outlived everything. Let's just do all the things spongee
(20:14):
jump right, let's let's uh. I almost said freebase, but
I didn't mean that. I meant I meant what am
I thinking?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
But I mean that?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
But that too, free base, steel mean all the things,
you know what I mean, all the things like you're
one hundred and four years old, like if you never
wanted to do it, do it?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
Right?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
And that lady you could probably get in the record
books a lot because she could be like the oldest
person to eat a hamburger, or the there's a whole.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
There's a whole book about this one.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, everything, every step she takes, this world record waiting
by the phone is next Fred show. And I was
out yesterday when feeling well, which means we got to
do Monday stuff on Tuesday and Tuesday stuff. So around
you're a superstar to day. Yeah, you're a superstar every day.
But now double content.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
When he has to head and travel for when school
MK tell you where.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Countries are located. But now he's in.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
His yagraphy with Jason and why.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Hell us and the world is Jason j taking away
to where are we headed?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
We are going to Kuwait? Are we now in the
Middle East?
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Wow? Yes, that's quite a track travel. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
So it's one of the smaller countries in the Middle East.
It's very low. It's made up of ten islands too,
like out off the in the water whatever water that is.
And the largest island is Boo Beyond. That's the biggest
island there. So in case you guys want to go there, the.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
They call it on the big island Boo Beyond, Big Boobyon.
I know I've met her my phone. Actually I think
she ghosted me on Gumble.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
It's a big Booby on.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
So it's uh Eastern Arabia. It's by there all the
Persian Gulf is the water. The Persian Gulf is right there.
It's by Iraq, Saudi Arabia. The largest city is Kuwait City.
That's obviously very They spent a lot of time naming that.
Kuwait City is the biggest one.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Are you coming right?
Speaker 8 (22:29):
It's the largest city. Unsure if it's the capital, but
it's definitely the largest. Four point five million people live there.
It's part of Mesa Potamia, which is exciting.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
They sell oil.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
There's a lot of drums over all that we don't
need to go into all the Yeah, yeah, a lot
of drums going on there.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I would love to see you do like a political
like on MSNBC or I don't yeah, right, right, exactly.
Let's go to Jason Brown.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Now the crisis.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
What's happening with the oil crisis? Well, guys, so much
KUWAITI drops.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Drums about the oil out of control, the lulu for
the oil over there.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
It's why the continent is Kuwait on the Middle East continent,
that one of.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
The Middle East continent.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Okay in his script.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
Okay, so just the fun fact, sorry, Fred, it got
the oddest it ever got in twenty sixteen was one
hundred and twenty degrees.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's super hot there. Yeah, I get your own. Really,
we're doing it now. You have to take mine too, and.
Speaker 8 (23:40):
It's really close to your fun back. So I'm sorry.
And yeah, hedgehogs live there, which is really exciting.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Cool. Yeah, yes, and that's Kuwait. Okay, Well, thank you, Jason.
I want to Kuwait. No, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
My fact is about something different, okay, completely, So you
didn't entirely act to steal my content.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I will bite off us all the time. You don't
bite off me.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Right in front of me, biting off ourselves right in
front of Yeah, exactly, what's next you're gonna do? Uh
uh Caitlyn's entertainment, Jasons entertainer? Yeah right, you're going to
waiting by the tele Jason's Like, what's next to fread
show next, Kaitlin, do a blog? Take it away, dear blog.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
And I am so so serious about this.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I think that I am going to purchase a life
alert please. Oh god, yes, I am not even joking
you guys, like it is it is.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
We are in the red zone, like time, it is
so time.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
So yesterday I was teeking a shower and I forgot
to grab myself a towel. And I have one of
those bathrooms that is like the toilet and the shower
are separate, like there's a door, so I don't keep
my and it's small, so like I don't keep my
towels in there. I always grab one, you know whatever.
But I forgot so in the middle of my shower
or when it was ending, you know, I scurried off
to get my towel. But I have tile floors. Okay,
(25:03):
So scurried off, got my towel, dried off, whatever. And
you guys know, I am extremely clumsy, No, extremely clumsy,
and I'm told that this is because of my ADHD.
I just learned recently, like you just move fast and
you're not thinking. So later on in the night, I
got a wild hair. I was running to put some
shoes away. You guys, I slipped on this tile floor.
(25:25):
Fred I sounded like the woman who broke her ankle
when she was wine stopping the graph.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I knocked the wind out.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Of myself and I was like, literally, I couldn't move
and I got nauseous.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
It hurt so bad.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I messed up my knee, my hit my wrists. So
at the wedding you'll see all kinds of bruises. No,
I'm still not you know, no one's hurting me.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
It's me. I'm hurting me. I'm the problem.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm not going out with you anytime soon because you'll
just tell everybody. You'll be walking around with crushes, telling
everybody I did it, like the black guy. The black
eye came up over the weekend. Somebody asked me about
your black eye.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
People, we're still talking about I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Where I was when somebody was asking me about the
black guy there, liked, hey, what happened to Kailin? It
was just like a random like a hey, nice to
meet you. What what was up with her black eye?
And I'm like, well, you know, she said she fell
in the closet or something, and and but then she
loved it. We went out to the bar and she
told everybody that I did it, which really went over
well to the point where someone actually pulled you outside
(26:16):
to ask if that was true.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, I was a lawyer, Yeah, but no it wasn't. Fred.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
So and I was texting Jason from the.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Floor like oh my god, Like I just thought, so
I need to figure out who my.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Life alert is gonna call. But I'm not kidding, like
because if something really happened, what what am I gonna do?
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Girl?
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Yeah, Lincoln to poll because if it goes to Jason,
you know, he get in the car, he got to
put a seatbelt on.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Then my body because if something happened, I don't mean
his fingerprints were on me.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
So he's out the fastest. Well you'll get my car
may not be charged.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
So now I'm s O l and you guys will
find me, you know, naked on the tile floor.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'll make you a nice graphic on the floor.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
That's just what we need for the rumors, Calin, is
for me to find you naked on the floor in
your home. We're like, Caylen, did you fall again? Are
you stuck? Damn it, Calen, not again with the dishwasher.
I mean, I'm not responsible for any of it. I
(27:27):
didn't do any of it. I didn't do any of
this stuff. The Unentertainmber Report is next
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