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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The rest of the headlines. You want to them close
to them. Good good, I'm glad you guys are on board.
Have you heard about these drones? Now, we gotta worry
about drones. We got CEO shooters, we got we got
Elon muskis the richest kind of the world.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We got all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Now we got drones over New Jersey and senators debating
on whether they should be shot down or not. So
a senator is called from mysterious drones spotted flying over
sensitive areas in New Jersey and other parts of the
mid Atlantic region to be shot down if necessary. No
one knows, No one's saying what they are. It's gotta
be some kind of military thing.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
My theory about this when people see this stuff in
the air in the middle of the Nevada desert and
they're like, I saw something, and the government's like, no,
you didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Right, Yes you did. We were doing testing. What does
that go to tell you what you saw? Right?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why would we be like, oh, yeah, that's that's our
new secret thing. Oh yeah, that's how we're Yeah, that's
a secret thing. Don't worry about that. The White House
at Thursday that A review of the reported sidings shows
that many of them were actually manned aircraft being flown lawfully.
White House National Security spokesperson said there were no reported
sidings in any restrict to airspace. The drones appeared to
avoid detection by traditional methods like helicopter and radio. I
(01:05):
don't know what's going on with them, but it's trending today. Stanley,
the drinkwear brand that exploded in popularity on social media,
issue a recall of two point six million travel mugs.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yikes, and he sends you like, sixty bucks? Are they
they are?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
They're really expensive over potential burn hazards. The recall applies
to all Stanley switchback and trigger action stainless death sounds
like a switchback glass. That sounds dangerous anyway, stainless steel
travel mugs sold in the US. They have lids that
were found to loosen once exposed to heat and torque
and therefore pose a burn risk. So I guess you
(01:42):
go to the website you can figure out which one
and if you have to take it back. Mike Tyson
says he could barely remember the fight against YouTuber turn
boxer Jake Paul Paul won that bout less than a
month after he sat down for a podcasts. I don't
even remember the fight. I kind of blacked out a little.
I remember coming back from the first round and Jake
is doing some kind of I don't know what he
(02:03):
was doing. And that's the last thing I remember. He
says to day after, I woke up and said to
my wife, why did I do that? I don't know
how was going on. I know why he did it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, twenty million plus same. We don't remember either. Netflix
was sweaking so hot we barely remember.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I could barely see it on my Apple watch up
trying to watch it on the screen I could find
in a bar, trying to watch on my TV with
eight people surrounding me and breathing down my neck.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I have terrible news this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Scientists claim to know how many minutes of life you
lose every time you eat a cheeseburger, a hot dog,
or drink a coke.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, this means I should be dead. I mean I'm
a the negative right now.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I just got a coke, right I enjoy a cheeseburger
with a coke, So that means every time I do that.
So a nutrition is has revealed how unhealthy products affect
life expectancy. This is just his opinion, though he referenced
to study from researchers at the University of Michigan, which
canin's going to tell you it's a bunk. If it's
University of Michigan, it is. If it was it was
Michigan State, it's true. But I don't think this kind
(03:01):
of stuff would ever come out of Michigan State. They
wouldn't do this to it. A cartan wouldn't do this.
A study found that a hot dog would cost you
an average of thirty six minutes, and if you wash
that down with a coke, another twelve minutes from your life.
The study ranked more than fifty eight hundred American foods
and determine their health costs by analyzing them based on
their additives and micro and macro nutrients. Hot Dogs were
(03:24):
the worse foods. Cured meats like preshit that could cost
you twenty four minutes of your life, egg and breakfast sandwiches,
Oh my god, this is all my favorite stuff, thirteen
point six minutes off your life. Bacon that takes six
minutes of life, cheeseburgers nine and their process. So that's
a problem too. The research wasn't all bad news though.
(03:45):
Certain types of fish could gain you twenty eight minutes.
So chomp on a fish and then I had cheeseburger
and then it just washes itself out.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It just neutralizes.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Research is also found that for every ten percent of
daily calories from fruits and vegetables instead of beef and
processed meat, somebody could add an estimated forty eight minutes
to their lifespan.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, but that's like that's a clock that you don't
know what the time. You know what I'm saying, Like
not everyone has the same Like if I.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Eat a hot I eat.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I just want to defend all the foods you love.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I mean, I go to Costco once a week. I
need a hot talk that's thirteen minutes. But what is
my what's my timerraund You know what I'm saying. Nobody
knows that is rolling back right.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh we know it's getting shorter bit a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, you better go.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Shut Shoe wants some of the salmon they got him
at Costco too. Get one of those fish heads. Just
start chewing on it. The whole damn thing. Here's the
latest thing from social media that's gonna piss everybody off.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's called seat squatting.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So travelers have begun complaining about seat squatters who steal
assigned seats and then refuse to get out of them
and then share the whole thing on TikTok. This would
make me lose my mind. You're gonna get punched in
the face, right, well, not me.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Not you. Yeah, it's a sea squatter.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The more I'm doing this and you're gonna get why
are people messing around on planes? I don't understand this, Like,
no one is messing around a plane. First of all,
it's already a stressful experience for most people. People try
to get somewhere. It's not an enjoyable experience as it is.
And now if I have an assigned seat, now you're
gonna sit in it and refuse to leave.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The whole plan's gonna get deboarded, and you're gonna get arrested,
and you're gonna be put on a no fly list,
all for a few views on TikTok. You know, is
it really worth it to you? The trends has sparked
complaints on a reddit in TikTok as. Passengers traveling at
Delta United American have shared their horror stories. Many are
wondering why squatting has become so common. This is a
(05:31):
dumb thing. If you want two food stories, by the way,
that I guess are happier than the one I just
told you as you chew on your breakfast sandwich, which
I say you enjoy it, and the lack of nineteen
minutes you'll have left in your life for doing it.
But the company behind the popular Japanese sake brand Da
Sai Desai plans to blast sake ingredients to the International
(05:53):
Space Station. When it comes back, they'll ferment the brew
and it'll cost five hundred thousand dollars per glass of
sake to have space made sake, which I think our
friends butchering sunny, they're.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Gonna drink it. You're gonna blast sak up to the space.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
If I had sake in the International Space Station and
you told me I had to stay up there for
six more months.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
And.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm up there and I'm drunk. I'm I'm upside down
floating around.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I am drunk, and yeah, and a guy used a
drive through window to steal Taco sauce from a closed
Taco Time restaurant. I don't know where these exists because
we don't have Taco Tocaco Time.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I thought that was an SNL skit.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, Taco Town justin Timberlake worked outside.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Maybe a suspect stole taco sauce after breaking into a
Taco Time in the Seattle area and the restaurants flattered.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The restaurant was closed.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The man opened the drive through window and grabbed about uh.
I doesn't say how many A bunch of Taco Time
sauce bottles that were displayed along the window.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
He used to stick to reach them.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The cash registered drawers were open and empty, so he
didn't steal anything. He didn't want that though, He just
one of the sauce. And they have posted that they
don't condone his actions, but they admire his taste in sauce.
Is there any fast food item, Kiki that you would
break in while closed to get? I'm sure people are
saying Chick fil A on Sunday and.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
The whole sauce thing.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I can understand raisin cane sauce, like you know by ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The breaking, Yeah, raising, so you'd break into a raisin canes. Yeah,
to get that sauce. Okay, yeah, are you.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I would I would go into Portillos. Well you were
not in your head like you had some Yeah, I
would going to Portillo's and take the cheese sauce. Yeah
that's pretty good. Yeah, just just in. That's nine minutes
off your life for eating.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Sorry, but it's good.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Thank you for the tips. By the way, I'm now
I'm on the musin X. We're on the musin X. Now,
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna take things until you
did my heart explode, my ears clear, whichever comes first.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What they say, you gotta eat a hot dog.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
As well if I hurts to exploiting me as well,
contributing factor. Actually, I would go for the hamburger over
the hot dog. I think I think I would take
cheeseburger over hot tug any day.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh not me.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That's a whole topic. Yeah, let's just talking about that
for fifteen minutes. Honestly, the phones will bring off the
hook if we ever. Yeah, it's so funny doing this
radio show because we'll sit around and come up with
stuff and I'll be like, ah, this is going to
get them.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You know this, This is gonna go viral. Watch this. No.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, By the way, I posted a picture is Instagram
still broken because I'm very disappointed. I posted a picture
of all of us on stage last night. I was
so excited about the Picture's a great picture, and I
wanted to see how proud I was everybody on this show.
And it got ninety six likes. It'd be like this
and I have fifty two thousand follow what all?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Huh? I mean? Wow?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
People have pokun.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's why you know I've posted a picture on my
left hand. I gotten more likes than that collapsed. Yeah,
collabed on this exactly. So it's not even just me,
it's everybody. Wow. Anyway, Anyway, Fred on air, we go
like the post where I said I was proud of
everybody because I was.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I am, I am.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's like, looking at all of us on the all
of you guys really met me, all of you guys
on the stage, I'm like, well, ook at what look
at this little thing we got going. This is exciting
audio journals, like we're writing in our diaries.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Paulina has got a blog, go thank you so much,
dear blog. All right, how mann need you guys? Tell
me if I overreacted on this one?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Okay, yes you did. No, I swear I haven't even
heard this even heard this scenario.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I swear I'm not crazy about this one. This one's like, guy,
this is the one.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Thanks for listening. We'll see you on Monday. Okay, go ahead,
tell the story.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
You know what it is, actually my company, like a
place of like where I need healing because this really I.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Didn't know this was a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, Okay, am I crazy? And then tell the story.
Answer is yes, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I definitely am crazy, but I just need to figure
out like if this it was too much. So this
happened a couple of weeks ago. But I went out
to eat with two of my friends, right, and the
thing about me is like, yes, I have self deprecating humor,
like I like to throw.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Jokes or whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But I'm realizing that people be stealing my jokes and
for like twenty no, I'm on my thirty two years,
I haven't even like really called them out or even
like thought twice because in my head I was like, oh,
we must have the same sense of humor like this
is so funny.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
No, but he did one this morning. I called him out.
But see that's why.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And I think that's why it triggers me because it's
like an unheard thing, like you don't hear me, but
it's like it's deeper.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Let me get into it.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
So we're leaving the restaurant and there's there's a bunch
of restaurants like kind of like get back to back.
It's located in Oakbrook and there's a my Giano's there
and there was a limo in front, and me and
my two friends are walking and I go, there's a limo.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
From Ama Pianos. What is this my wedding? And I
made that joke and like.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I because, by the way, was top tier.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I love pasta.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was so that made me so happy. Do you
realize people can say whatever they want?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I loved this.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I can't remember the last thing I ate in it
at a wedding, but I remember eating Maggiano's at your
wedding and how excited I was to walk in there.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'm like, this is this is food I want?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Thank you? That's all I wanted. I wanted, like just
fatty Italian food.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't know, like people stuck hard eighty million dollars on,
you know, I don't know Salmon and cavy are and
I don't know whatever fancy crab. People start their weddings
and I don't even remember what I ate.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, same, same. I was like, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But that Maggiana chops Italian sala whatever, I remember eating that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, same.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I also remember Caitlin's the makeup artist in my laughs
the whole night.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
But yeah, anyway, yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, it was
it was a night.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm sorry, I tell your story.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
So then I said that joke and like I thought
they just heard it, and like we're just moving on
with our day, right or whatever, our evening, and then
my best friend Jonathan he goes, what is this your wedding?
And then my friend Claudia was next to him laughs.
I'm not looking for the laugh. I don't give a
crap about the laugh. I'm not here, Like, can you
hear them, I'm a little clown laugh Like, no, I was.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You you're mad because somebody else left at your joke.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
No that it wasn't even mad.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I was kind of like, hey, like that's cool, Like
I said that, like, hah, that's how I took it.
I was like, I said that too, and he goes
my toxic trade in life and he looks at both
of us and he goes, is stealing other people's jokes
and claim them as my own. I lost my ever
living mind because I was like, I was like, first
of all, I was like, that is so mean. I
was like, that's not even just to me. Apparently you
do it to everybody. He goes, yeah, I do all
(12:29):
the time to people. And I was like, you're up,
he's a crap. I thought he's a different word, and
I was like, that's disgusting. I was so heated, But
I think I'm so passionate about it because it's like,
how do you take someone else's work and credit it
as your own.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
That's how I took it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, if you're.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Gonna say it something loud, you gotta go like Paulina said,
and then you got to say it because I've I've
done that me too, where you said something funny or
someone said something funny. I don't think anybody heard it, yes,
but I think it was funny.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Well, you got to do that boar.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
It okay, and that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
So I told him that I go at work, you
know on the Fred Show when you know Fred or
Jason says something and it might have been lost in
the sauce. I was like, I'll be like Jason said
this or he said that friend said this. I'm like,
why would you claim it as your own? I would
feel so corny, and I would also feel like my biggest,
my toxic trait is that I'm afraid to.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Get caught that I'm seeing someone's joke.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
And the whole car ride home all twenty nine minutes,
I was just going off you guys, But like, am
I crazy?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Am I overreacting? I think deeper though.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I think it's messed up that your best friend has
a Netflix comedy special.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Well, my original jokes is what it's going? Like, I said,
loss of the sauce? What is this your wedding?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Oh right, yeah, what my wad?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah my joke. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Last time I went to myanos, there was a Limo
fro and I was like, is this fubbly just wed that?
That's the funniest thing. I've never said anything funny? So good.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
The Fred show is on. Friend's fun Fact.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Fred Fun, Let's learn so much show is out.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
This is interesting because I'm a big Peanuts fan, which
is something that a forty year old man would always
say to Charles Schultz. Shout out to Charles Schultz, shout
out to him. But did you know that Fergie of
the Black Eyed Peas Stacy and Ferguson was an aspiring
chiut actor and in addition to starring on the show
Kids Incorporated, Yes, she did voice acting work for the
(14:31):
cartoons based on Charles M. Schultz's famous Peanuts comic trips.
She was the voice of Sally, Charlie Brown's younger sister
for two TV movies and several episodes of the animated series.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Wow, Fergie Wo's Incorporated? You remember that show?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh Kids in Corporate rated? Kay, I d I'm old.
You are people listening on what are these morons talking about?
And then then there are people going that was a
part of American.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
It's like another version of the Mickey Mouse You had
the Mickey Mouse Club, then you had Kids Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, you were in one camp with the other. Yeah.
A lot of stars came out of both of them, though.
But you know, in honor of the you know, the
Peanuts Christmas movie plays all over the place.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Every other Christmas. Exactly right. Uh, it's Fergie though, the
voice of uh of Sally. Oh, I thought she was
a teacher. Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah,
before she was peeing herself on stage. She was the voice.
I mean, she did do that. I got more pread
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The rest of the headlines. You want to them close
to them. Good good, I'm glad you guys are on board.
Have you heard about these drones? Now, we gotta worry
about drones. We got CEO shooters, we got we got
Elon muskis the richest kind of the world.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We got all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Now we got drones over New Jersey and senators debating
on whether they should be shot down or not. So
a senator is called from mysterious drones spotted flying over
sensitive areas in New Jersey and other parts of the
mid Atlantic region to be shot down if necessary. No
one knows, No one's saying what they are. It's gotta
be some kind of military thing.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
My theory about this when people see this stuff in
the air in the middle of the Nevada desert and
they're like, I saw something, and the government's like, no,
you didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Right, Yes you did. We were doing testing. What does
that go to tell you what you saw? Right?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Why would we be like, oh, yeah, that's that's our
new secret thing. Oh yeah, that's how we're Yeah, that's
a secret thing. Don't worry about that. The White House
at Thursday that A review of the reported sidings shows
that many of them were actually manned aircraft being flown lawfully.
White House National Security spokesperson said there were no reported
sidings in any restrict to airspace. The drones appeared to
avoid detection by traditional methods like helicopter and radio. I
(01:05):
don't know what's going on with them, but it's trending today. Stanley,
the drinkwear brand that exploded in popularity on social media,
issue a recall of two point six million travel mugs.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yikes, and he sends you like, sixty bucks? Are they
they are?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
They're really expensive over potential burn hazards. The recall applies
to all Stanley switchback and trigger action stainless death sounds
like a switchback glass. That sounds dangerous anyway, stainless steel
travel mugs sold in the US. They have lids that
were found to loosen once exposed to heat and torque
and therefore pose a burn risk. So I guess you
(01:42):
go to the website you can figure out which one
and if you have to take it back. Mike Tyson
says he could barely remember the fight against YouTuber turn
boxer Jake Paul Paul won that bout less than a
month after he sat down for a podcasts. I don't
even remember the fight. I kind of blacked out a little.
I remember coming back from the first round and Jake
is doing some kind of I don't know what he
(02:03):
was doing. And that's the last thing I remember. He
says to day after, I woke up and said to
my wife, why did I do that? I don't know
how was going on. I know why he did it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, twenty million plus same. We don't remember either. Netflix
was sweaking so hot we barely remember.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I could barely see it on my Apple watch up
trying to watch it on the screen I could find
in a bar, trying to watch on my TV with
eight people surrounding me and breathing down my neck.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I have terrible news this morning.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Scientists claim to know how many minutes of life you
lose every time you eat a cheeseburger, a hot dog,
or drink a coke.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, this means I should be dead. I mean I'm
a the negative right now.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I just got a coke, right I enjoy a cheeseburger
with a coke, So that means every time I do that.
So a nutrition is has revealed how unhealthy products affect
life expectancy. This is just his opinion, though he referenced
to study from researchers at the University of Michigan, which
canin's going to tell you it's a bunk. If it's
University of Michigan, it is. If it was it was
Michigan State, it's true. But I don't think this kind
(03:01):
of stuff would ever come out of Michigan State. They
wouldn't do this to it. A cartan wouldn't do this.
A study found that a hot dog would cost you
an average of thirty six minutes, and if you wash
that down with a coke, another twelve minutes from your life.
The study ranked more than fifty eight hundred American foods
and determine their health costs by analyzing them based on
their additives and micro and macro nutrients. Hot Dogs were
(03:24):
the worse foods. Cured meats like preshit that could cost
you twenty four minutes of your life, egg and breakfast sandwiches,
Oh my god, this is all my favorite stuff, thirteen
point six minutes off your life. Bacon that takes six
minutes of life, cheeseburgers nine and their process. So that's
a problem too. The research wasn't all bad news though.
(03:45):
Certain types of fish could gain you twenty eight minutes.
So chomp on a fish and then I had cheeseburger
and then it just washes itself out.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It just neutralizes.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Research is also found that for every ten percent of
daily calories from fruits and vegetables instead of beef and
processed meat, somebody could add an estimated forty eight minutes
to their lifespan.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, but that's like that's a clock that you don't
know what the time. You know what I'm saying, Like
not everyone has the same Like if I.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Eat a hot I eat.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I just want to defend all the foods you love.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I mean, I go to Costco once a week. I
need a hot talk that's thirteen minutes. But what is
my what's my timerraund You know what I'm saying. Nobody
knows that is rolling back right.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh we know it's getting shorter bit a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, you better go.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Shut Shoe wants some of the salmon they got him
at Costco too. Get one of those fish heads. Just
start chewing on it. The whole damn thing. Here's the
latest thing from social media that's gonna piss everybody off.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's called seat squatting.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So travelers have begun complaining about seat squatters who steal
assigned seats and then refuse to get out of them
and then share the whole thing on TikTok. This would
make me lose my mind. You're gonna get punched in
the face, right, well, not me.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Not you. Yeah, it's a sea squatter.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The more I'm doing this and you're gonna get why
are people messing around on planes? I don't understand this, Like,
no one is messing around a plane. First of all,
it's already a stressful experience for most people. People try
to get somewhere. It's not an enjoyable experience as it is.
And now if I have an assigned seat, now you're
gonna sit in it and refuse to leave.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The whole plan's gonna get deboarded, and you're gonna get arrested,
and you're gonna be put on a no fly list,
all for a few views on TikTok. You know, is
it really worth it to you? The trends has sparked
complaints on a reddit in TikTok as. Passengers traveling at
Delta United American have shared their horror stories. Many are
wondering why squatting has become so common. This is a
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dumb thing. If you want two food stories, by the way,
that I guess are happier than the one I just
told you as you chew on your breakfast sandwich, which
I say you enjoy it, and the lack of nineteen
minutes you'll have left in your life for doing it.
But the company behind the popular Japanese sake brand Da
Sai Desai plans to blast sake ingredients to the International
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Space Station. When it comes back, they'll ferment the brew
and it'll cost five hundred thousand dollars per glass of
sake to have space made sake, which I think our
friends butchering sunny, they're.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Gonna drink it. You're gonna blast sak up to the space.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
If I had sake in the International Space Station and
you told me I had to stay up there for
six more months.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
And.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm up there and I'm drunk. I'm I'm upside down
floating around.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I am drunk, and yeah, and a guy used a
drive through window to steal Taco sauce from a closed
Taco Time restaurant. I don't know where these exists because
we don't have Taco Tocaco Time.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I thought that was an SNL skit.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah, Taco Town justin Timberlake worked outside.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Maybe a suspect stole taco sauce after breaking into a
Taco Time in the Seattle area and the restaurants flattered.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The restaurant was closed.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
The man opened the drive through window and grabbed about uh.
I doesn't say how many A bunch of Taco Time
sauce bottles that were displayed along the window.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
He used to stick to reach them.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The cash registered drawers were open and empty, so he
didn't steal anything. He didn't want that though, He just
one of the sauce. And they have posted that they
don't condone his actions, but they admire his taste in sauce.
Is there any fast food item, Kiki that you would
break in while closed to get? I'm sure people are
saying Chick fil A on Sunday and.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
The whole sauce thing.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I can understand raisin cane sauce, like you know by ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The breaking, Yeah, raising, so you'd break into a raisin canes. Yeah,
to get that sauce. Okay, yeah, are you.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I would I would go into Portillos. Well you were
not in your head like you had some Yeah, I
would going to Portillo's and take the cheese sauce. Yeah
that's pretty good. Yeah, just just in. That's nine minutes
off your life for eating.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Sorry, but it's good.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Thank you for the tips. By the way, I'm now
I'm on the musin X. We're on the musin X. Now,
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna take things until you
did my heart explode, my ears clear, whichever comes first.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What they say, you gotta eat a hot dog.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
As well if I hurts to exploiting me as well,
contributing factor. Actually, I would go for the hamburger over
the hot dog. I think I think I would take
cheeseburger over hot tug any day.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh not me.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That's a whole topic. Yeah, let's just talking about that
for fifteen minutes. Honestly, the phones will bring off the
hook if we ever. Yeah, it's so funny doing this
radio show because we'll sit around and come up with
stuff and I'll be like, ah, this is going to
get them.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You know this, This is gonna go viral. Watch this. No.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, By the way, I posted a picture is Instagram
still broken because I'm very disappointed. I posted a picture
of all of us on stage last night. I was
so excited about the Picture's a great picture, and I
wanted to see how proud I was everybody on this show.
And it got ninety six likes. It'd be like this
and I have fifty two thousand follow what all?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Huh? I mean? Wow?
Speaker 5 (08:51):
People have pokun.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's why you know I've posted a picture on my
left hand. I gotten more likes than that collapsed. Yeah,
collabed on this exactly. So it's not even just me,
it's everybody. Wow. Anyway, Anyway, Fred on air, we go
like the post where I said I was proud of
everybody because I was.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I am, I am.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's like, looking at all of us on the all
of you guys really met me, all of you guys
on the stage, I'm like, well, ook at what look
at this little thing we got going. This is exciting
audio journals, like we're writing in our diaries.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Paulina has got a blog, go thank you so much,
dear blog. All right, how mann need you guys? Tell
me if I overreacted on this one?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Okay, yes you did. No, I swear I haven't even
heard this even heard this scenario.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I swear I'm not crazy about this one. This one's like, guy,
this is the one.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Thanks for listening. We'll see you on Monday. Okay, go ahead,
tell the story.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
You know what it is, actually my company, like a
place of like where I need healing because this really I.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Didn't know this was a thing.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, Okay, am I crazy? And then tell the story.
Answer is yes, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I definitely am crazy, but I just need to figure
out like if this it was too much. So this
happened a couple of weeks ago. But I went out
to eat with two of my friends, right, and the
thing about me is like, yes, I have self deprecating humor,
like I like to throw.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Jokes or whatever.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But I'm realizing that people be stealing my jokes and
for like twenty no, I'm on my thirty two years,
I haven't even like really called them out or even
like thought twice because in my head I was like, oh,
we must have the same sense of humor like this
is so funny.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
No, but he did one this morning. I called him out.
But see that's why.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And I think that's why it triggers me because it's
like an unheard thing, like you don't hear me, but
it's like it's deeper.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Let me get into it.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
So we're leaving the restaurant and there's there's a bunch
of restaurants like kind of like get back to back.
It's located in Oakbrook and there's a my Giano's there
and there was a limo in front, and me and
my two friends are walking and I go, there's a limo.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
From Ama Pianos. What is this my wedding? And I
made that joke and like.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I because, by the way, was top tier.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I love pasta.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was so that made me so happy. Do you
realize people can say whatever they want?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I loved this.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I can't remember the last thing I ate in it
at a wedding, but I remember eating Maggiano's at your
wedding and how excited I was to walk in there.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'm like, this is this is food I want?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Thank you? That's all I wanted. I wanted, like just
fatty Italian food.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't know, like people stuck hard eighty million dollars on,
you know, I don't know Salmon and cavy are and
I don't know whatever fancy crab. People start their weddings
and I don't even remember what I ate.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, same, same. I was like, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But that Maggiana chops Italian sala whatever, I remember eating that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, same.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I also remember Caitlin's the makeup artist in my laughs
the whole night.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
But yeah, anyway, yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, it was
it was a night.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm sorry, I tell your story.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
So then I said that joke and like I thought
they just heard it, and like we're just moving on
with our day, right or whatever, our evening, and then
my best friend Jonathan he goes, what is this your wedding?
And then my friend Claudia was next to him laughs.
I'm not looking for the laugh. I don't give a
crap about the laugh. I'm not here, Like, can you
hear them, I'm a little clown laugh Like, no, I was.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You you're mad because somebody else left at your joke.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
No that it wasn't even mad.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I was kind of like, hey, like that's cool, Like
I said that, like, hah, that's how I took it.
I was like, I said that too, and he goes
my toxic trade in life and he looks at both
of us and he goes, is stealing other people's jokes
and claim them as my own. I lost my ever
living mind because I was like, I was like, first
of all, I was like, that is so mean. I
was like, that's not even just to me. Apparently you
do it to everybody. He goes, yeah, I do all
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the time to people. And I was like, you're up,
he's a crap. I thought he's a different word, and
I was like, that's disgusting. I was so heated, But
I think I'm so passionate about it because it's like,
how do you take someone else's work and credit it
as your own.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
That's how I took it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, if you're.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Gonna say it something loud, you gotta go like Paulina said,
and then you got to say it because I've I've
done that me too, where you said something funny or
someone said something funny. I don't think anybody heard it, yes,
but I think it was funny.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Well, you got to do that boar.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
It okay, and that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
So I told him that I go at work, you
know on the Fred Show when you know Fred or
Jason says something and it might have been lost in
the sauce. I was like, I'll be like Jason said
this or he said that friend said this. I'm like,
why would you claim it as your own? I would
feel so corny, and I would also feel like my biggest,
my toxic trait is that I'm afraid to.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Get caught that I'm seeing someone's joke.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
And the whole car ride home all twenty nine minutes,
I was just going off you guys, But like, am
I crazy?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Am I overreacting? I think deeper though.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I think it's messed up that your best friend has
a Netflix comedy special.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Well, my original jokes is what it's going? Like, I said,
loss of the sauce? What is this your wedding?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Oh right, yeah, what my wad?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah my joke. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Last time I went to myanos, there was a Limo
fro and I was like, is this fubbly just wed that?
That's the funniest thing. I've never said anything funny? So good.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
The Fred show is on. Friend's fun Fact.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Fred Fun, Let's learn so much show is out.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
This is interesting because I'm a big Peanuts fan, which
is something that a forty year old man would always
say to Charles Schultz. Shout out to Charles Schultz, shout
out to him. But did you know that Fergie of
the Black Eyed Peas Stacy and Ferguson was an aspiring
chiut actor and in addition to starring on the show
Kids Incorporated, Yes, she did voice acting work for the
(14:31):
cartoons based on Charles M. Schultz's famous Peanuts comic trips.
She was the voice of Sally, Charlie Brown's younger sister
for two TV movies and several episodes of the animated series.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Wow, Fergie Wo's Incorporated? You remember that show?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh Kids in Corporate rated? Kay, I d I'm old.
You are people listening on what are these morons talking about?
And then then there are people going that was a
part of American.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
It's like another version of the Mickey Mouse You had
the Mickey Mouse Club, then you had Kids Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, you were in one camp with the other. Yeah.
A lot of stars came out of both of them, though.
But you know, in honor of the you know, the
Peanuts Christmas movie plays all over the place.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Every other Christmas. Exactly right. Uh, it's Fergie though, the
voice of uh of Sally. Oh, I thought she was
a teacher. Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah,
before she was peeing herself on stage. She was the voice.
I mean, she did do that. I got more pread
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