September 29, 2023 • 16 mins
On today's show, Jason gave us his expert picks for Week 4 of the NFL season, Fred gave us his fun fact, and Kaelin lost her phone.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it all starts with everyone's favorite Friday segment.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, yeah, I know that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, Jason Brown's here. Yes, the Sultan of sports reboarding
was Sultan. You're the Sultan of sports, Jason Brown with
our look at this week's NFL matchups. Tell you now,
you obviously picked the Lions last night.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, congrats to Kaylinnary.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think honorary Lions fans. Of course, it's not. Yeah,
there's always one pooper in the party. But my team
I have a Detroit shirt. I don't know why you're
staying loyal.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
To your team with this. I would stay low since
day won. I can't jump ship now, well you should
consider it. It's sinking really fast.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Then again, you know, I'm a bandwagon Lions fan. I
have been since I met Kaylan. Really though, Dan Campbell,
the head coach, did it for me.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
That was when I it was solidified that this is
a team I can get behind.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I mean, we beat the Packers, can't we all just
appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So Lions beat the Packers last night on Thursday Football,
which I really don't watch very often because I'm just
too lazy to like figure out where it is and
Amazon Prime and then I.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Don't know'st too many places, like there's football too many places.
Wait till you find out this weekend? Oh no, what
do I have to like? Well, watch or you're going
to be.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Very busy, very very busy, because the game started eight
thirty in the morning a Central time. Where so nine
to thirty eastern Falcons Jaguars. I believe that's in London, Yes,
and it's going to be this is this is actually
pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
The game is going to be on Disney Plus for
the kids, and they're going to it's going to be
in cartoon form like like toy story like. The game
is going to take place in Andy's rooms US and
it's going to be live action.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's going to be I'm serious, cal.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Let's go, let's stock up on the proper supplies. Come
on by already thirty we're gonna work.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Nor games going. The game is going to be animated
in real time. It's gonna be cool. Yeah on Disney.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Wow, I can save money on LST this weekend. That's
amazing and London, like what is going on?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I can give you a.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Substance that will make calin every game look like that
on Sunday. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, don't worry,
I'm into some things. Aaron Rodgers and I are, you know,
talking about health strategies.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Falcons Jaguars Sunday morning from London on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Who's gonna win that game? Falcons and Jaguars? Yeah? The
Jaguars of Jacksonville? Oh nice? Wow? Are you ville? Let's
say it? Is it in where is it.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
In?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Trouble Mississippi? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, the Jacksonville, Mississippi. It's giving mississip Yeah. Okay, So
who's gonna win that game?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
The Philadelphia Falcons? Right, Okay, you got the Falcons obviously, ye. Dolphins, Bills,
Dolphins and Bills, the Bills of Bills of Birmingham.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And that's exactly right. And the who is it? The Dolphins?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
The Dolphins. I don't like the Dolphins. We're gonna go
the Rams.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
The Dolphins are Bills. What the hell is the bill?
The Rams are not an option in that particular on
the Bills. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Ravens, Browns, Ravens and Browns, I know what to do. Uh, Browns,
you are Brown Yeah, the Broncos and the Bears of Chicago.
Oh the Bears, Yeah, Bears.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
The Bears lose to the Broncos. Both teams are three.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
If they lose, they should just stop playing for the
rest of They should just give up. Right here come
the Alligators. Yeah yeah, I mean at this point I
would just say, you lose. The worst team loses to
the worser team. I don't know which one's words are.
I made that word up. I don't dstand they say that,
they say that the Birmingham Bears, say that the Birmingham
Broncos or whatever they are.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, this is the Broncos is where Russell Wilson plays,
But I like him are so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I just it just can't happen anyway. Steelers, Texans, Steelers,
Oh Texans. Yeah, and the Steelers are from Steelers of Seattle.
Steelers exactly right, Rams, Colts, Rams, I already.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Picked the Rams different games.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Excited Bucks, Saints, Bucks and not the not the Bucks.
So we're gonna go with the Saints. Okay, Commander's Eagles.
You still don't know her, so let's go with Eagles.
You really don't like to know what a commander is
or where it is, or a lot of people don't.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So it's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Bengals, Titans, Bengals, Vikings, Panthers, Panthers.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, you have to stand up Carolina, who are also
who are also in three as well? Yeah, okay, Raiders, Chargers, Chargers.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Are we breaking bad luck to football teams in this
in the states where we broadcast winning and then we're
not winning either, So it doesn't matter right when I
say Raiders, Chargers.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We're going Chargers, okay, of of Chargers, Saint Louis, I
don't know why.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Not, Saint Louis Chargers, Chargers, Patriots, Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That one's new, and you know what you do here Cowboys? No? Yeah,
my team.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Cardinals, four nine ers, four nine ers, Yeah, you're four
nine ers, Chiefs and the Jets.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Now this I haven't I have some news about this.
Yere in a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But Cheafs, Chiefs, Jets obviously the Chiefs. Yeah, right, and
then game Seahawks, Giants, Seahawks and the Giants. Let's go
with Sea Hawks of I don't know, Seattle two teams,
(06:13):
and Birmingham has six, yeah, Philly has twelve, okay, and
then they can't lose par sleigh.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Boy, what are I thought Taylor Swift is going to
be at the game? Okay, the first one I would
bet on that Justin Field is gonna throw a touchdown
for the Bears.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, and that Travis Kelsey is going to catch the ball.
That's it. That's the that's that's probably that could be.
What I'm worried about is Justin Fields. To be honest
with you, but that's he just said throw a touchdown.
He doesn't didn't say what what for what team? Okay,
(06:55):
that's exactly right, right rufio semantics. Hey, he can't lose Parkwn.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Travis Kelcey will catch the ball, and Justin Fields will
throw a touch Okay. I like it. Audio journals like we'
running at our diaries, except we said them a load.
We called the blog Jason.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Brown, thank you, dear blog. So I'm wondering if anyone
else has this issue in the relationship. So when I
get into a vehicle, like and I'm getting ready to drive,
I have about ten things that I need to do.
One I've already discussed how I use GPS everywhere I go,
even if I'm going to like the pizza place down
the street. I put my GPS, yes, because I want
(07:35):
to know if there's traffic.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I know where I'm going.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I know how to get to work, Okay, so before
anyone asks me, I know how to get to work.
But I always want to know if there's an accident.
Like the other morning there was an accident.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
That made me super late.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So like I was like, go ahead, why I put
my GPS on everything. Then I have to make sure
I answered all my text messages that I need to
get back to, so I'll do that before I drive.
Then I gotta put my seatpot on. Then I got
to find the right song right. Then I got to
make sure the temperatures right, oh my god, and then I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Ready to go. Now.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It was just all take maybe five minutes. Yeah, probably
you were having me time the other day about the
order we wish. I have to do things in the
morning or it gets thrown off, right.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Then if I have a coffee, I have to make
sure like that, so i'd maybe take a sip or
tube before like I get going.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I got to make sure the vibe is right before
I start driving. Your car warm up?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, my cars the oil tamp right. Now
we gotta treat her with carryer because she's on her
last line.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
In the meantime, I ordered an uberah thank you while
you're driving Nodres so that oh my god, can film
tiktoks over there?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Yes, it ends on the spectators human no make up,
But I get to where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Running trunning end the government shut down.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
I mean, she's doing all this.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Preparing himself right, and then my boyfriend Mike is very
much like getting the car, put the keys and like
go right. So we'll be like in the driveway and
I'll be like getting ready. Who does we send there
looking at me like can we I can go? Like
you know, It's like okay, like you know, but I'm
just so used to like my routine. I have to
make sure I'm like good to go. Driving is an experience.
I got to make sure the vibe is right. I
got to make sure the music's right. I got to
(09:11):
make sure we're like good to go before we take off.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Oh no, and you love the speed limit is what
you told me?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You got? Yeah, speed turn over?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
He goes, just so you know.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
When he got in the driving seat, I go the
speed limit so we're not over because I was going
like twenty over.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You're like like one hundred and fifty at least was right.
We got there.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah there, we stretches, right, we did yoga, we did
our breathing exercises, we did a full of the car.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Here and you look around. We checked the tire pressure. Yeah,
mirrors one more time.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, yeah, right, I don't know about this. In the meantime,
we've already eaten dinner. We're it's called Better Place than
the Trolls movie World premiere, Waiting.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
By the phones. The next show us on.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah it feels good, right, good news, happy stories every
day on the show, Caitlin, what'd you find?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
A Boston couple had a happy ending after their wedding
almost didn't happen, all things to their damn dog. I
think we talked about this either on or off the air,
But the crisis began with Dinado Frederoli and Magda Masri's
beloved golden retriever, Chicky, because he chowed down the groom's
entire passport just days before the wedding. The couple quickly
(10:33):
checked the US State Department's passport website, and it does
say that you can get ACMDA passport if you have
proof of travel within fourteen days. But the catch is
you have to get an appointment, which is like the
hardest part. She said, So, yes, we have proof of travel,
but getting the actual appointment in Boston was impossible. The
closest they could find was in Atlanta, but it was
(10:54):
the thursday before they left for Italy.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
So that wasn't an option.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
They found an appointment in Alpaso, Texas, so he had
to make the trip there, and luckily he was able
to get this damn passport and they were able to
still make it to the wedding and they got married
and they're very, very happy, and they said that whole
debacle gave them perspective when they had some flight issues
on the way back from their honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
But yeah, the damn dog ate the whole passport. Damn turkey.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
From a dog to a turkey. A guy named Dave.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
He goes everywhere with his beloved pet turkey that has
followed him everywhere from the bar to the dentist since
the turkey was born two years ago. The turkey's name
is Trouble Version two or T two, so the unlike
training to name for a turkey, but he also carries
a turkey around. So the unlikely duo's story began when
the turkey's mother was sitting on a dozen eggs and
the weather turned bad. The first two that had she died,
(11:46):
so he set up a heated brooder. I guess is
what it's called to get the turkey strong enough to
go back to their mom. T two was the first
one out, and I fed her for eleven hours. She
was on her own with me checking on her, and
must have thought that I was your parent, since she
literally goes everywhere with me.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
They're locals in the UK.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's a fifty six year old sitting alongside a turkey
in the car at traffic lights, where he feature her
favorite snack, a sausage meat from a Scotch egg in
the middle of the parking lot. They go to the restaurant,
they go to the bar, and they go to the dentist.
It's this dude, Dave and his turkey turkey eggs sausage
from the egg like it's a Scotch egg.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Oh got it?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, a British thing.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I guess got it.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Anyway, the dude's got a pet turkey. We've heard a
lot of things over the years. This man has a
pet turkey. Though there was the pet alligator trying to
get into the Eagles game the other day. It was
an emotional support alligator that didn't work out. Friday Throwback
Dance Party's on the Fresh.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Show is on Fred's Fun Fact. Fred's Fun learn them
so much. Guys, guys, guys. Ever been in Nebraska? Ever
been in Nebraska?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes? I have?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I have not been in Nebraska. Actually i've been. Yeah, Yes,
I've been in Nebraska. First place I ever had sonica?
Was that sure what you were going to say? I
heard the.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Now that's a country song. I had sex?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, I haven't been. I've been to Omaha. I have
been to Omaha. Did you have? I had my sonic? Everyone?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's what everyone does anyway. Nebraska. Are you familiar with
their official state slogan? This is actually brilliant. Have you
heard it before? No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It's Nebraska. Honestly, it's not for everyone.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
That's their actual state slogan.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
That's how I feel about myself, not for everyone.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I think it's brilliant. That's amazing, absolutely brilliant. It is.
So Yeah, there's your fact.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Fred's Fun Fact Dode Nebraska is a fish. Shi state
slogan is Nebraska. Honestly, it's not for everyone love it
unless you are. Then in that case it's for everyone.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So there you go. You know something? Now next, all right,
that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, they talk better than tell me about. These are
the radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like running
in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We call
the blogs. Of course, Kaylin's got one, go your blog.
I made a little oopsie. Had kind of an embarrassing
moment the other day.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
So I was at a good old fashioned house party,
which I love, like that is my happy place, and
I was like, because this is a friend's house I
am going to I had a cute outfit on, but
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna wear
like jammys and just go over there and drink.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
It was celebrating an engagement.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
But something about me is if I'm having fun or
if I'm drinking, like, I'm not on my phone, so like,
if you're trying to contact me, I will not be
reachable because I just don't. I don't know why. I'm
just like try to you guys know. I'll post like
a story of the day after something happens just because
I don't know. I'm just like interested in what's going on. Okay,
So at this party here that.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Kiki she attends events without staring at her phone the
whole time.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I mean a every every pot has a lid.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Fred we you know it is my mode, yes, no,
but I like I like surrounding myself with the kikiS
of the world because then I have photos and memories,
Like I'm the friend who throws a fit when you
want to take a photo, but then I appreciate it later.
So anyways, so I realize about halfway through this damn party,
I'm like, I don't actually don't know where my phone is.
(15:39):
So I panic because I'm like, well, I actually kind
of need it, like I'll want it tomorrow, and.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I'm freaking out every I have everybody up in arms.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
And you used to be able to find my iPhone
just from your phone, but it wasn't working, so we
had to use like the browser on your phone.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Like I guess the app doesn't work.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
It's only now for friends that you follow their location,
so you can't just find a random person's phone for them. Okay,
so the whole party has now stopped. The music has stopped.
We are all looking for the damn phone, you guys.
The freaking phone was sitting on the liquor table under
a picture of somebody set a picture on it. But
it was just sitting right by the alcohol. The first
place we should have looked.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Right You were at the party, I know where you're fuck.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
It was sitting there for hours.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
So I got so embarrassed because everybody was and it
was nice that everybody was helping, but it was, oh,
it's just right there on the on the liquor.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
You started accusing people of thievery. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I did not go this far.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Let started screaming, one of you, nobody's leaving. I'm going
to all of your stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You stole my co
And it all starts with everyone's favorite Friday segment.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, yeah, I know that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, Jason Brown's here. Yes, the Sultan of sports reboarding
was Sultan. You're the Sultan of sports, Jason Brown with
our look at this week's NFL matchups. Tell you now,
you obviously picked the Lions last night.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, congrats to Kaylinnary.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think honorary Lions fans. Of course, it's not. Yeah,
there's always one pooper in the party. But my team
I have a Detroit shirt. I don't know why you're
staying loyal.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
To your team with this. I would stay low since
day won. I can't jump ship now, well you should
consider it. It's sinking really fast.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Then again, you know, I'm a bandwagon Lions fan. I
have been since I met Kaylan. Really though, Dan Campbell,
the head coach, did it for me.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
That was when I it was solidified that this is
a team I can get behind.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I mean, we beat the Packers, can't we all just
appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So Lions beat the Packers last night on Thursday Football,
which I really don't watch very often because I'm just
too lazy to like figure out where it is and
Amazon Prime and then I.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Don't know'st too many places, like there's football too many places.
Wait till you find out this weekend? Oh no, what
do I have to like? Well, watch or you're going
to be.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Very busy, very very busy, because the game started eight
thirty in the morning a Central time. Where so nine
to thirty eastern Falcons Jaguars. I believe that's in London, Yes,
and it's going to be this is this is actually
pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
The game is going to be on Disney Plus for
the kids, and they're going to it's going to be
in cartoon form like like toy story like. The game
is going to take place in Andy's rooms US and
it's going to be live action.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's going to be I'm serious, cal.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Let's go, let's stock up on the proper supplies. Come
on by already thirty we're gonna work.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Nor games going. The game is going to be animated
in real time. It's gonna be cool. Yeah on Disney.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Wow, I can save money on LST this weekend. That's
amazing and London, like what is going on?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I can give you a.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Substance that will make calin every game look like that
on Sunday. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, don't worry,
I'm into some things. Aaron Rodgers and I are, you know,
talking about health strategies.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Falcons Jaguars Sunday morning from London on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Who's gonna win that game? Falcons and Jaguars? Yeah? The
Jaguars of Jacksonville? Oh nice? Wow? Are you ville? Let's
say it? Is it in where is it.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
In?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Trouble Mississippi? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, the Jacksonville, Mississippi. It's giving mississip Yeah. Okay, So
who's gonna win that game?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
The Philadelphia Falcons? Right, Okay, you got the Falcons obviously, ye. Dolphins, Bills,
Dolphins and Bills, the Bills of Bills of Birmingham.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And that's exactly right. And the who is it? The Dolphins?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
The Dolphins. I don't like the Dolphins. We're gonna go
the Rams.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
The Dolphins are Bills. What the hell is the bill?
The Rams are not an option in that particular on
the Bills. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Ravens, Browns, Ravens and Browns, I know what to do. Uh, Browns,
you are Brown Yeah, the Broncos and the Bears of Chicago.
Oh the Bears, Yeah, Bears.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
The Bears lose to the Broncos. Both teams are three.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
If they lose, they should just stop playing for the
rest of They should just give up. Right here come
the Alligators. Yeah yeah, I mean at this point I
would just say, you lose. The worst team loses to
the worser team. I don't know which one's words are.
I made that word up. I don't dstand they say that,
they say that the Birmingham Bears, say that the Birmingham
Broncos or whatever they are.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, this is the Broncos is where Russell Wilson plays,
But I like him are so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I just it just can't happen anyway. Steelers, Texans, Steelers,
Oh Texans. Yeah, and the Steelers are from Steelers of Seattle.
Steelers exactly right, Rams, Colts, Rams, I already.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Picked the Rams different games.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Excited Bucks, Saints, Bucks and not the not the Bucks.
So we're gonna go with the Saints. Okay, Commander's Eagles.
You still don't know her, so let's go with Eagles.
You really don't like to know what a commander is
or where it is, or a lot of people don't.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So it's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Bengals, Titans, Bengals, Vikings, Panthers, Panthers.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, you have to stand up Carolina, who are also
who are also in three as well? Yeah, okay, Raiders, Chargers, Chargers.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Are we breaking bad luck to football teams in this
in the states where we broadcast winning and then we're
not winning either, So it doesn't matter right when I
say Raiders, Chargers.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We're going Chargers, okay, of of Chargers, Saint Louis, I
don't know why.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Not, Saint Louis Chargers, Chargers, Patriots, Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That one's new, and you know what you do here Cowboys? No? Yeah,
my team.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Cardinals, four nine ers, four nine ers, Yeah, you're four
nine ers, Chiefs and the Jets.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Now this I haven't I have some news about this.
Yere in a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But Cheafs, Chiefs, Jets obviously the Chiefs. Yeah, right, and
then game Seahawks, Giants, Seahawks and the Giants. Let's go
with Sea Hawks of I don't know, Seattle two teams,
(06:13):
and Birmingham has six, yeah, Philly has twelve, okay, and
then they can't lose par sleigh.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Boy, what are I thought Taylor Swift is going to
be at the game? Okay, the first one I would
bet on that Justin Field is gonna throw a touchdown
for the Bears.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, and that Travis Kelsey is going to catch the ball.
That's it. That's the that's that's probably that could be.
What I'm worried about is Justin Fields. To be honest
with you, but that's he just said throw a touchdown.
He doesn't didn't say what what for what team? Okay,
(06:55):
that's exactly right, right rufio semantics. Hey, he can't lose Parkwn.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Travis Kelcey will catch the ball, and Justin Fields will
throw a touch Okay. I like it. Audio journals like we'
running at our diaries, except we said them a load.
We called the blog Jason.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Brown, thank you, dear blog. So I'm wondering if anyone
else has this issue in the relationship. So when I
get into a vehicle, like and I'm getting ready to drive,
I have about ten things that I need to do.
One I've already discussed how I use GPS everywhere I go,
even if I'm going to like the pizza place down
the street. I put my GPS, yes, because I want
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to know if there's traffic.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I know where I'm going.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I know how to get to work, Okay, so before
anyone asks me, I know how to get to work.
But I always want to know if there's an accident.
Like the other morning there was an accident.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
That made me super late.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So like I was like, go ahead, why I put
my GPS on everything. Then I have to make sure
I answered all my text messages that I need to
get back to, so I'll do that before I drive.
Then I gotta put my seatpot on. Then I got
to find the right song right. Then I got to
make sure the temperatures right, oh my god, and then I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Ready to go. Now.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It was just all take maybe five minutes. Yeah, probably
you were having me time the other day about the
order we wish. I have to do things in the
morning or it gets thrown off, right.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh no.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Then if I have a coffee, I have to make
sure like that, so i'd maybe take a sip or
tube before like I get going.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I got to make sure the vibe is right before
I start driving. Your car warm up?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, my cars the oil tamp right. Now
we gotta treat her with carryer because she's on her
last line.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
In the meantime, I ordered an uberah thank you while
you're driving Nodres so that oh my god, can film
tiktoks over there?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Yes, it ends on the spectators human no make up,
But I get to where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Running trunning end the government shut down.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
I mean, she's doing all this.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Preparing himself right, and then my boyfriend Mike is very
much like getting the car, put the keys and like
go right. So we'll be like in the driveway and
I'll be like getting ready. Who does we send there
looking at me like can we I can go? Like
you know, It's like okay, like you know, but I'm
just so used to like my routine. I have to
make sure I'm like good to go. Driving is an experience.
I got to make sure the vibe is right. I
got to make sure the music's right. I got to
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make sure we're like good to go before we take off.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Oh no, and you love the speed limit is what
you told me?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You got? Yeah, speed turn over?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
He goes, just so you know.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
When he got in the driving seat, I go the
speed limit so we're not over because I was going
like twenty over.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You're like like one hundred and fifty at least was right.
We got there.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah there, we stretches, right, we did yoga, we did
our breathing exercises, we did a full of the car.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Here and you look around. We checked the tire pressure. Yeah,
mirrors one more time.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, yeah, right, I don't know about this. In the meantime,
we've already eaten dinner. We're it's called Better Place than
the Trolls movie World premiere, Waiting.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
By the phones. The next show us on.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah it feels good, right, good news, happy stories every
day on the show, Caitlin, what'd you find?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
A Boston couple had a happy ending after their wedding
almost didn't happen, all things to their damn dog. I
think we talked about this either on or off the air,
But the crisis began with Dinado Frederoli and Magda Masri's
beloved golden retriever, Chicky, because he chowed down the groom's
entire passport just days before the wedding. The couple quickly
(10:33):
checked the US State Department's passport website, and it does
say that you can get ACMDA passport if you have
proof of travel within fourteen days. But the catch is
you have to get an appointment, which is like the
hardest part. She said, So, yes, we have proof of travel,
but getting the actual appointment in Boston was impossible. The
closest they could find was in Atlanta, but it was
(10:54):
the thursday before they left for Italy.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
So that wasn't an option.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
They found an appointment in Alpaso, Texas, so he had
to make the trip there, and luckily he was able
to get this damn passport and they were able to
still make it to the wedding and they got married
and they're very, very happy, and they said that whole
debacle gave them perspective when they had some flight issues
on the way back from their honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
But yeah, the damn dog ate the whole passport. Damn turkey.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
From a dog to a turkey. A guy named Dave.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
He goes everywhere with his beloved pet turkey that has
followed him everywhere from the bar to the dentist since
the turkey was born two years ago. The turkey's name
is Trouble Version two or T two, so the unlike
training to name for a turkey, but he also carries
a turkey around. So the unlikely duo's story began when
the turkey's mother was sitting on a dozen eggs and
the weather turned bad. The first two that had she died,
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so he set up a heated brooder. I guess is
what it's called to get the turkey strong enough to
go back to their mom. T two was the first
one out, and I fed her for eleven hours. She
was on her own with me checking on her, and
must have thought that I was your parent, since she
literally goes everywhere with me.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
They're locals in the UK.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's a fifty six year old sitting alongside a turkey
in the car at traffic lights, where he feature her
favorite snack, a sausage meat from a Scotch egg in
the middle of the parking lot. They go to the restaurant,
they go to the bar, and they go to the dentist.
It's this dude, Dave and his turkey turkey eggs sausage
from the egg like it's a Scotch egg.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Oh got it?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, a British thing.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I guess got it.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Anyway, the dude's got a pet turkey. We've heard a
lot of things over the years. This man has a
pet turkey. Though there was the pet alligator trying to
get into the Eagles game the other day. It was
an emotional support alligator that didn't work out. Friday Throwback
Dance Party's on the Fresh.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Show is on Fred's Fun Fact. Fred's Fun learn them
so much. Guys, guys, guys. Ever been in Nebraska? Ever
been in Nebraska?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes? I have?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I have not been in Nebraska. Actually i've been. Yeah, Yes,
I've been in Nebraska. First place I ever had sonica?
Was that sure what you were going to say? I
heard the.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Now that's a country song. I had sex?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, I haven't been. I've been to Omaha. I have
been to Omaha. Did you have? I had my sonic? Everyone?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's what everyone does anyway. Nebraska. Are you familiar with
their official state slogan? This is actually brilliant. Have you
heard it before? No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It's Nebraska. Honestly, it's not for everyone.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
That's their actual state slogan.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
That's how I feel about myself, not for everyone.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I think it's brilliant. That's amazing, absolutely brilliant. It is.
So Yeah, there's your fact.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Fred's Fun Fact Dode Nebraska is a fish. Shi state
slogan is Nebraska. Honestly, it's not for everyone love it
unless you are. Then in that case it's for everyone.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So there you go. You know something? Now next, all right,
that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, they talk better than tell me about. These are
the radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like running
in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We call
the blogs. Of course, Kaylin's got one, go your blog.
I made a little oopsie. Had kind of an embarrassing
moment the other day.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
So I was at a good old fashioned house party,
which I love, like that is my happy place, and
I was like, because this is a friend's house I
am going to I had a cute outfit on, but
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna wear
like jammys and just go over there and drink.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
It was celebrating an engagement.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
But something about me is if I'm having fun or
if I'm drinking, like, I'm not on my phone, so like,
if you're trying to contact me, I will not be
reachable because I just don't. I don't know why. I'm
just like try to you guys know. I'll post like
a story of the day after something happens just because
I don't know. I'm just like interested in what's going on. Okay,
So at this party here that.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Kiki she attends events without staring at her phone the
whole time.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I mean a every every pot has a lid.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Fred we you know it is my mode, yes, no,
but I like I like surrounding myself with the kikiS
of the world because then I have photos and memories,
Like I'm the friend who throws a fit when you
want to take a photo, but then I appreciate it later.
So anyways, so I realize about halfway through this damn party,
I'm like, I don't actually don't know where my phone is.
(15:39):
So I panic because I'm like, well, I actually kind
of need it, like I'll want it tomorrow, and.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I'm freaking out every I have everybody up in arms.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
And you used to be able to find my iPhone
just from your phone, but it wasn't working, so we
had to use like the browser on your phone.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Like I guess the app doesn't work.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
It's only now for friends that you follow their location,
so you can't just find a random person's phone for them. Okay,
so the whole party has now stopped. The music has stopped.
We are all looking for the damn phone, you guys.
The freaking phone was sitting on the liquor table under
a picture of somebody set a picture on it. But
it was just sitting right by the alcohol. The first
place we should have looked.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Right You were at the party, I know where you're fuck.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
It was sitting there for hours.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
So I got so embarrassed because everybody was and it
was nice that everybody was helping, but it was, oh,
it's just right there on the on the liquor.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
You started accusing people of thievery. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I did not go this far.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Let started screaming, one of you, nobody's leaving. I'm going
to all of your stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You stole my co
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