Radio Blogs: Jason Graduated From The Dentist

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than they tell me.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
These are the radio blogs on the Fresh Show were
running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
We call them blog Jason Brown, you ready guess all right?
I go, thank you, dear blog. So, guys, I'm here
to speak the good word. I am reformed and I'm
gonna tell you why. So if you remember, I did
a blog probably over a year ago where I finally
went back to the dentist after nine years of not going.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
So I'm like, that's it's frightening to think of how
you must have felt walking in knowing that, like maybe
you don't have any teeth literally and I I don't
have any teeth left.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I went because one of my teeth chips.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
So I was like, okay, now like they're like falling out,
so like now's the time to go, right And I
did you know my first whatever inspection or whatever in
nine years?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And check?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
And then they were like, oh, like you need to
come in the conference rooms. Like they stapped me down,
They like put me in the conference room. They told
me like how much work I have to have done
with a dollar? I'mount like I didn't even know Dennis
had conference rooms. But like they were like sending me down,
like this is gonna be like a thing. So like
I had eighteen cavities, like it was in.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Eteen you had eight. Whoa wha, Well I didn't know this.
Did you say this before eight? Maybe I just you
remember my cavities? But yeah, which it was too the
number was too big for me to process. I didn't
realize you have eighteen teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I had like cavities in every tooth and multi it
was cavities building off other cavities.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Like it was bad. And so they like sat me down.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
They're like this is what it's gonna be, Like it's
gonna be a process, like you have to be ready
for it.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
And I was like, oh ok.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
So I was.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Going like every other week and like getting numbed up,
getting drilled, like getting filled, like it was like insane, right,
And then I had to get a root canal and
a crown and like all this crap.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
But now I am.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
I just went to the dentist yesterday and they were like,
you're all good, see you in six months.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Wow, you've graduated.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I have.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
They shaved your mouth, they saved my teeth, They shaved
your mouth.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
These are real teeth. They are not ven years.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Because that was the next step is they were going
to pull them all out and put fake teeth in.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I know, joke, ass is that cheaper? Like I'm doing this, like,
can we just start over literally just rip.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Them all out.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I also ask can you just put me out for
like an hour and just like do it all and
they were like, no, we can't do that. But yeah,
so it was like a year and over a year
long process. So please everyone, go to the dentists. Please
go to the dentists regularly, at least twice a year,
because now I'm like flossing regularly, like I am reformed.
So I'm just I want to put that out there

(02:44):
as a PSA, go to the dentists.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I think I overbrush my teeth. I think I think
I paid too much attention. I think I'm too ocd
about it because I am a rule follower when it
comes to dental health as an adult, because I don't
want to have to I don't want the.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Pain or the cost.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Like for example, I didn't wear my retainer when I
was got bad teeth, braces, all these all this different stuff.
I didn't wear my retainer. After they fixed my teeth,
you know, they give you the one. They're like, you
keep wearing this for the rest of your life, and
I didn't do that, so they get my bottom teeth
got crooked again. So as an adult, I went and
got envisioned line. Then I paid for myself. That changed everything.
Now one compliance because I'm sorry mom, but it's because

(03:27):
it was my money, and so maybe they should have
made me pay for it, like from mowing lawns when
I was a kider. That would have been mean, like, hey,
sorry about your crooked teeth, but if you want to
straighten them out, you know, you better take out a
loan or something. That being said, I feel like I
do more harm than good to my own teeth because
it'd be like, why are your gums so rad? I
brush my teeth four times to day They're like, well
you're not. You don't really need to do that.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do you use an electric toothbrush? I used to, but
then I went to a manual one.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
That's why they all because I brushed too hard.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
With a man That's so that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I think, Yeah, so you got to get an electric.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
That tell said yes, one of those yeah, it's super
like it's like a war zone in there when they're
you know, I go, and I go three times a
year because I'm super anal about it, and I thought
I thought that was two times too many. I thought
I was being punished, only to learn everybody goes twice
a year. I thought it was a once a year thing.
I didn't realize everybody goes twice a year. So I

(04:18):
guess my three times a year is not all that uh,
all that crazy. But I'm so happy for you. And
also someone didn't comment and I let it go, but
several people have texted, Really, Jason, numb, drilled and filled.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
It would have been a lot better if it was
that versus what I was going to be.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Conscious for that. For the record, we're very happy for.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Your beautiful Well you've graduated waiting by the phone.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's next.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I mean