Radio Blogs: Kaelin Got Her Nose Pierced!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Birthday, Nico.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, they talk better than they These are the radio
blogs on the Fred Shopper writing in our diaries, except
we say them aloud.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We call them blogs.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Kaylin, go yes, dear blog.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
So I went back to the college that I attended
over the weekend, Michigan State University for parents weekend. My
sister goes there. She's a junior, so we both. I
went there and she goes there now. And it was
an eventful weekend. I almost beat up a tiny college boy.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh yeah, and I got a piercing So I really
think I did college, right. Are you doing something different
with your beard?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh, okay, it just longer.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh okay, it's a little longer.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, oh is it?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I know, I know that you're a beard girl.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
But it's not quite like shame so your boyfriend, it
change is a little bit more aggressive than you.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Could you grow one like that? Sorry, I have I
have eighty ds.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, I'm looking at I'm looking at myself now in
the camera to see what's different.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I just popped up and saw you over. I know
it's not different.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
A little bit longer, but no, I don't I think
in the whole No, shave November type thing. No, because
I shaved the neck. Oh, I don't know. I don't think.
I think I could grow a beard like shames your boyfriends.
It's like Santa Claus, except not white. But I don't
I don't have the patience. It would drive me crazy
to get there.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Like this is.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I don't know how long. This is a quarter inch
maybe or less than that, maybe an eighth of an anceloon.
But it gets any longer than this and it starts
to drive me nuts. I give up right about here, Jason,
you're not in your head like you can grow a
Santa Claus beard.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, I don't think I could. But I don't even know.
If I get like the least bit of stubble, I
have to like shave it off. Like this morning, I
was like aggressively shaving. Could you grow up like a
full ass beard.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I've gotten it to like where it's like your rea.
I've never yet, but I hate it because it's itchy
and I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, I think mine is more patchy than yours. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It gets to run about here and then it starts
to get a little unruly and it takes a lot
of maintenance. I would argue that shaving my face every
day would almost be easier than trying to line this
thing up and make it look good.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, nonetheless, I'm sorry I did it. It was me, Yeah,
but no, it's the same beard. I got distracted. Anyway,
So back at college, so we started. There was a
game on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
There might as well have not been in Michigan State
is very bad at football right now.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
So we started drinking early, like.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
We started with some mimosas, and we drank all day
and then there was a small break in between, you know,
all the day drinking and then going out at night.
And we walked out of a bar and right there
was a tattoo and piercing place. And the little devil
on my shoulder said, Piers something, get something pierced.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
So I did. I got my nose pierced.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I think that's what you're noticing, is not my beard,
and still lip piercing. I got over the week nd,
oh nice.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
And the Monroe or whatever you got, Oh my god,
the one up here.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, some reason my brain went to something much faster.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Prince El, Prince Albert's Albert.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, Paulyd has one fun fact.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
No, I know someone that has one.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You know what Prince Albert is.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, but I was wondering if Rufio had one.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Ask yourself if he has one right now? If you
think he has one, So you got a piercing.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I got a piercing.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
My My parents don't love tattoos and piercings, but they
have just they've lost all control of me. So they
were just like you could tell they're getting tired.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
They're like what.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Because I'm like, hey, guys, I got a piercing since
I last saw you.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
They're like whatever, like, just come on, let's go.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
And in terms of the young gentleman that I almost
beat up, I am minding my business in this college bar,
just you know, having fun, and this kid comes up
to me and he goes, you.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Look too old to be in here.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
You old.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's a proper reaction with this dumbass thank.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
You, because I was made to feel like I was overreacting,
but I thought.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
It was so rudin. And he kept saying, you have
a bun in your hair.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
No girl in here has a bunner, he guys, I
had my hair in a call clip.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I was like, I don't even have a So I.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
If amateur was this now, if he were a savvy
college kid, he would have hit on you and see
if he could have pulled it down, which of course
he couldn't. But I mean, you don't make fun of
the hot twenty something, well close to twenty something. You
don't make fun of the hot nearly twenty something in
the college bar.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And there were like real parents in there who were
like in their fifties. I'm like, what are you attacking
me for? So of course I had been drinking.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
I popped off may or may not have told him
he had a small d.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
My boyfriend then had to pull him aside to kind
of diffuse and the kid goes to him.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
My boyfriend was like, hey, listen, let me just seed
you a lesson.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Lesson like here's why you can't say that, and here's
you know why you got this reaction?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
And the kid goes and I do have a small
d Oh. My boyfriend what what?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Right? But I found out later that he had been
going up to my sister and to my boyfriend going
how old is she?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
She looks too old?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Like leave me perfect?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm in my twenty six, I'm young and fun. I
was like, what the hell did I do to deserve this?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
So I may have popped off, but luckily my boyfriend
defused it.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
But he does have a small day. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Wow, I remember those weekends when the parents would come
to town, like well, parents weekend in college. But it
was funny to me is how many of the dads
we were trying to live vicariously through their sons in
like in really ridiculous ways. Because in Texas, I'm not
sure if it's like this anymore, but or at least
in Dallas, you could drink if you were over eighteen,

(05:33):
if you were with your parents. So Parents' weekend and
that we all went to the bars that we couldn't
get into, like the like the like the really good bars,
like the I think it was called the Green Elephant
was the one everyone wanted to go to and you
could not get it. It was very hard to get and
they had actual cops like checking the ID. So we'd
go there on Parents' weekend. But what's funny is to
watch the dads try and like impress the college girls

(05:54):
by like buying out the bar, like no one's paying
for drinks tonight, you know, like because there's a lot
of these tw ted money. And it was just like, dude,
you're like fifty years old, we're twenty. These girls want
nothing to do with you. But you're obviously like trying
to be cool, like you're still in college, but you're not.
You're rich now. But like I you know, whose experience

(06:16):
is this, Your sons are yours. It's a little weird
to watch you.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
See parents doing kegstands, which I want my mom to chug.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, yeah, you know, I guess that you were encouraging that.
But in the examples I'm thinking of, it was that
the parents were the ones encouraging the college behavior out
of their.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh well that was from my dad. Yeah, if my
dad was there, he would have done that.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, well, there you go. That's what I'm talking about.
It's like, oh, like bros, kys like go to the
frat house and hang out with your with your quote
unquote fraternity brothers, and you were in the house thirty
years ago or whatever.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
When he visited me, I went home and he stayed
out with my guy.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
From there you go.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
And then I'm like all right.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Like my dad, That's what I right. Like whose experience
is this? Is it min or? Is it yours?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well I like it. I like the the piercing it looks.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I wasn't sure if you were.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'm a piercing girl.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah I am.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I might do a hoop, but I gotta wait.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I keep forgetting it there and like hurting myself really bad.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
But yeah, I just have to get the nose to
connect to my my lip because now I have I
have the new lip piercing. So I just need a
little chain, the little chain that connects the two.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Do you think it's too low? My sister said it
was too low.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Let's see, that's a very That's not a nice thing
to say to somebody after it's already died.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
That it's not right, it's already there.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I know you're too old to get it, but anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh, in college bars. I heard college bars over the week.
There everyone knows you're supposed to be in like, uh,
you know, more adult establishments in a college town.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I everyone tells me I have a baby face. But apparently,
oh no for that guy.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, apparently guys with little deed. Poor guy.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I was a very little d movie here much like
come along, try harder frend y'all,