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Speaker 1 (00:00):
These are the radio blogs on the fredhow right.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's like you're writing in our diaries, except we say
them aloud. We call them blogs. Caitlyn had a weekend
take it away.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Dear blog. If you follow me on social you may
have seen this.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
So forgive me if I'm repeating, And as Fred says,
it's k A E l I N foe.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Real people, Now you get at me. What I did
it wrong?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Do it for no?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, no, you did it. But you gotta have it.
You got it if you've got to do it. We
got a bit, probably Brandon. It's k A E l
I N fuck. Read more followers, there you go. Boom,
You're welcome. I can see it now.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh my gosh, what a time.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
There's three more. You're welcome, says Fred on air.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
So I had quite this pitty weekend. I can't say
the real word, but Friday, it had just been a
week I don't know if you guys felt that. It
was just like a little bit exhausting, and I was
in a great mood, like I was waltzing home. I
was like, Oh, I'm gonna get on the couch, get
my humphies.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Have a really good weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Watch some trashy TV, and I walked into my apartment,
got real excited, walked over to the couch, sat down,
and then I realized something felt wet on my foot,
my barefoot, and I tipped over my barefoot and looked
and there was crap all over.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Then I looked at the carpet and realized there was
crap all over the carpet.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Then I stood up to see where else the crap
was and there was some crap on the couch that
I had sat in. There, some crap in my closet.
There was some crap in my bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
She had just had boochie.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I had realized that my sweet little dog, my boyfriend's dog,
who has become mine, had crapped everywhere, which is very
much out of her character. We take her out enough,
we care for her enough. So I was like, what
the hell is going on? And you could tell she
was just ashamed.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
She was she felt so bad.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
But I was so exhausted and overwhelmed that I thought
I can't tackle this right now.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I just can't. So I said, whatever alcohol we have
in this house.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I'm gonna drink that and then we're gonna go We're
gonna go to Ace Hardware.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
We're gonna get the carpet cleaner.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Because the damage is done, right, So it's like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
The damage was. I didn't even change my pants that
had sat in the crab. I just I just started
drinking a beer because I was like, I can't handle this,
and I was hoping it was a one and done situation, but.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
It was not.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Our little girl seems to have some sort of flu,
and by the look of our dog run and our building,
there's a dog flu going around.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's the worst thing. It's like, because you guys all
share the same space. If you live in a community
or something like we're a high rise, if you live
in one of those, it's usually a dog walk of
some kind, and so like that's I'm sure the virus
gets spread around, like like preschools or schools or whatever else.
Kids go and they get it from their friends, and
then before long it's an epidemic.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
So I was scared. Everything up and I felt good
about it, and I was scared to leave her. We
went to a concert on Friday, came back no more crap,
so I was happy. The middle of the night, woke up,
I smelled something funky, oh No. Number two all over
my carpet that I had just cleaned. And this is
like a nice carpet that my parents rug that my
parents gave me. And just throughout the weekend it was
double dragon for our girl.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
It was very sad.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I realized I have some form of like maternal instinct.
Though I was in a dead sleep at one point
and heard her like gagging, and like I woke up
as I was running to her and just like woke
up in my hands were like underneath her mouth.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Catch it.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
But I felt so bad, and we couldn't really feed
her because you know, you don't want more to come out.
So I felt bad. But a lot of our listeners
were super helpful. Pumpkin, you know the brat dyet Rice
boiled chicken all that. So she started eating and she's
feeling much better.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's so hard when a dog is sick, especially because
or a catter animal, because you can't you don't really
like they can't tell. They can they can act different,
and you can try and figure it out, but like
you don't know, and then you don't know when it's over,
when it's starting, or like what would make them feel better.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
So you're kind of guessing until it works.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And it's hard because you wanted, like like a child,
you want to make them feel better. You also don't
want to be walking around in dog crap either.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Oh and you can't communicate with them.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
But I realized that just like humans, their poor little
mouse like they fill with saliva before they're going to
get sick.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
And so I looked at her and she was like,
like all confused.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
By it because you know, they don't know. But yeah,
so she's feeling better. I was going to take her
in if if she wasn't yesterday, but yeah I was.
I was covered in poop all weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
So well, yeah, I'm sorry. Kay, that's okay. I hope
she feels a she yes, feels better soon. I haven't
met this dog yet, you would love. I apparently met
your boyfriendly. You know, he and I need to go
out and have a chat, do it. We need to
have a fireside chat him, okay, to make sure big
bro over here needs to make sure that he's trust me.
He's doing way more than I can tell. He's a

(04:51):
doting boyfriend. He's he's a zero to one hundred guy.
He's all in he's he's a better boyfriend than I
would be. So I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
But I did. I didn't want him to know.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
He hurts you and I and he'll be working in
Toledo before you know it.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Listens, hearts, he hurts you. He'll be working on CB radios,
not even real radios anymore.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's going back in time.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
He hurts you.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Get that Ham radio out, Yeah, that's right, he hurts you.
That's only radio he'll be on. Okay, t he's a
Ham radio talking to people in Bolware somewhere else. To
your blog from my aunts and uncles out there. I
don't know if you felt this before. And I was
trying to think of how I wanted to articulate this.
But I was in Dallas over the weekend. I was

(05:38):
trying to get there for Halloween because my four year
old niece almost four, and then my almost one year
old niece. My four year old niece was a pumpkin,
and my one year old niece I think was a chicken.
Maybe was right, that was what Polly was when she
was little. Yeah, so I think we were recycling, recycling job.
I think we're recycling costume. It doesn't matter. Anyway, it
was too windy and the weather wasn't very good, so

(06:00):
I couldn't make it. So I went Friday instead, and
we had an airbnb, like right down the street from
my sister where we stayed, and my niece, my four
year old niece came to stay with us because we
had three bedrooms in the airbnb. And I think only
one time has she stayed away from her parents and
so right down the street or whatever. So it was
no big deal and she was good, but I felt

(06:22):
this immense response like nothing could happen to this little girl, Like,
of course, nothing could happen, but my sister is so
high strong that like any nick or bruise or anything,
like first I inspected her. It's almost like when I'm
renting a car. I did the child right, I the
child head to toe. I'm like, all right, that boo
boo was already there, that boo boo was there, that

(06:44):
boo boo.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Was already there. Okay, so no, the dents were already there.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
But like this this house had like a bunk bed,
and she's climbing around and hanging off the things, and
I'm like trustfall spotting her, like I wouldn't let this
little girl out of my sight because I'm like, if
anything happens, it'll be the end of us, Like she'll
disown us completely. And it's not that I wouldn't care
if it were someone else's kid, but I was so paranoid,
like I'm almost afraid, Like I'm afraid of the time

(07:12):
where it's like take her, take her in the car
and drive her and get ice cream or whatever. It's
like I don't know, like I don't I don't know
if I don't know because God forbid something happens, not
even my fault. This is like the Christ child, And
I don't know when that wears off, like I have
no or does it ever wear off? Like obviously I
would be concerned about her well being no matter what,

(07:32):
but it's elevated because she's the pride and joy of
the family. She's the crown jewel. Have you experienced this?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah? Did you have seventy eight nieces and nephews? Seventy
eight and yes? Or they all nephews nephews? You don't
have one niece to you?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
No, some bonus nieces that I call it but claim,
but yeah, I have all nephews, and it is I
feel you on this. I prefer not to be left alone,
like let's let's go find your mom, kid, let's go
find no my grandma. Mm mmm, cause if something happened,
I do not want.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
To be responsible as a parent. Friend. I'm the opposite
of your sister, Like I drop these kids off. I'm like, my,
that's the problem now, well it's time.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
But we're not talking about your perspective, we're talking about mine.
Like those people must feel a lot of responsibility because
it's like God forbid something happens.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, for sure on my watch.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
And maybe since it's your parents and her parents or whatever,
they're just used to raising kids so they know the tolerance.
I don't have kids in my own, so like I
don't know what's too rough for Like I don't know,
Like you know, she wants to be flipped upside down
and she wants to be thrown here and there and
all this stuff, and I'm like, I don't know, I
don't know. Like maybe let your dad do that because

(08:40):
if he if something happens, that's then they can get divorced.
Like it won't be that's also because you you're like
in fear of your sister.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Your sister's very strict with these kids.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
You know what I'm saying, Like, you don't want to
get the wrath of your sister if something happens to them.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You're right, That's what I'm talking about, is exactly it.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I feel like kids also know that you don't know
what you're doing. So like she Poby's probably give snow fear. Yes,
she can try try stuff on you that she absolutely
knows her mom would never let her.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh she could, No, she could smell the fear.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, and then you know, like she wanted candy until
you know, in whatever sweets and whatever we're giving him
to her Halloween. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Of course. The other thing is I have.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
A new appreciation for parents because again, usually my role
is play, play, play play, and then oh, there's your mom,
there's your dad, and then I go take a nap.
But I mean these little this little girl will just
go and go and go and and finally I had
I heard a tone in my dad's voice I haven't
heard in like thirty years. It was paul EA's time

(09:35):
forbid No, like he got in dad mode and it
weren't and it worked. But it gave me a memory.
And when I was but he did it, he pulled
it out. He still has it. Yes, that tone of voice,
it's only reserved for like, okay, now it's sweet, but
now we mean business. And she listened to him. But
I don't know. I was very on edge the whole time.
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, it's very scary.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, so I think next time, we're going to hire
a nanny to supervise all of us when we're doing this,
and maybe that same maybe a security guard, maybe a bodyguard.
Maybe we'll wrap the house in some form of I
don't know. Nothing can happen to this kid. I'm very
worried about him. Let's do waiting on the phone. It's
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