Radio Blogs: Kaelin's First Mammogram!

Kaelin tells us her first experience getting her first mammogram.

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These are the radio blogs on the Fresh like you're
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
We call them blogs, Kaylin go, thank you, dear blog.
So a couple of weeks ago I talked about how
I was a little bit nervous to get my very
first mammogram as Paulina would call it, a mammogram as
I would call it. And the thirteen is so sweet
because ever since then they have been asking like did

(00:55):
you go, how did it go? Other people just sharing
their stories like I was scared to go and I
went and YadA YadA. So yesterday it was the big
day I got my very first mamogram, and today I'm
alive to tell the tale. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
So first of.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
All, no, absolutely no shade to anyone whose experience was
hard or painful. For me, it was like, eh, eh,
you know, it was not bad at all. Now, what
I will say is to my tiny booby girls, I
can understand why that would be painful because they do

(01:35):
need to get a decent amount of meat to put
on the table to flatten out, and they flatten you
both ways. So it wasn't super painful for me. Uncomfortable
maybe a little bit. Now. The funniest part for me
personally is that you and the tech doing it get
very it's very romantic experience.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Intimate.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes, it's very intimate because you you do it one
by one, yabo by yabo, and each time you have
to turn towards her face and she has to get
really close to you, so you're basically nose to nose
with this woman or man if a man is doing
your mammogram, and then they're fondling you, and it's just
it's just something that you never really thought you'd experience.

(02:18):
I've never felt more like a cow being milked ever
in my life. But what was funny is okay. So
first of all, I don't have This is like how
my brain works. I don't have anxiety about the results
like I do. But I have more anxiety about whether
or not I did it wrong because you can't wear deodorant,
I guess, because I guess the aluminum shows up in

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the scan sometimes. So I got there and there were
two sets of wipes, and she was like, wipe off
your deodorant and then come on in. But I used
both sets of wipes, and apparently the second set was
to like re make your armpit smell good after you
wipe your deodorant off. And when I told the tech that,
she's like, oh no, and I'm like, oh no, did
I mess it up? So she had to run and
check the scan. It was fine. Now, My favorite part

(03:02):
of the whole experience was it was both my aunt
and my uncle's birthdays yesterday. My mom has two sisters,
so it was one of her sister's birthdays and then
one of her other sister's husband's birthday, if you can
follow that. So I texted my first aunt and I said, hey,
happy birthday, celebrating by getting my first mammogram. She was like, no,
way I'm going today too, Like what a birthday? I'm like,

(03:23):
scheduled a different birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Kay.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
So one of the adds my uncle, I jokingly said,
because this kind of family we have. I said, I'm
also celebrating you by getting my first mammogram, and he said,
your aunt's getting one later too, but just not at
the doctor's office. And I said, what the hell? This
is why I need therapy. Why am I uncle talk
to me like this?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I cried.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was like, bro, thank you. So shout out to
my aunt Cindy. Hopefully you had a fun night.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Could you do the thing? When uh where You're like
you're asking the tech like, so how's it look? You know,
because they're not supposed to tell you, but you know
they know something because they do them all. Like I've
had ultrasounds done before, and it's like, I don't know.
I feel like they's they're like honing in on certain
areas more and it's like, hey, so how's it looking?

(04:10):
You know, And they can't tell you what they're doing
or what they see because they're not doctors. And I
guess only the doctors can you know accurately? I don't know. Look,
I think these nurses and these texts know a lot
more than they're telling you. But before liability or insurance
to whatever it is, a doctor has to be doing type.
So she's like every time I've had something like that done,
I'm hey, like we're looking good, you know, like a

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best you've ever seen. You know, you kind of make
jokes about it, and they're like a ha ha, but
they can't tell you.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
So she did need to redo my smaller one of
the two because that's why it's harder to get those
ones because there's not as much meat. So she needed
to redo it. So I was like, oh no, but
I did find myself and this is something I do
in like awkward situations. I was doing like deaf comedy
jam with her and like for her, it's like another day,
Like she's not uncomfortable, but I think for me in
uncomfortable situations, like I was making a lot of jokes

(04:59):
and like, you know, you should take me out for
I don't know, Like she was like, okay, just stop,
Like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's probably because she's heard a lot of the routine before.
You know.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's like I'm about to kiss her and she her
hands are on my breast.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
So actually, I don't know what you were.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Worried about it, right, but you guys you did it.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Though you did it.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I did it.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You did it.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I waited four years, but you guys do not. It
is not a big deal. It may hurt is very quick, though.
Please go get them done. That's the only reason I
wanted to talk about it is because if it just
one person gets it done, then I'll feel happy about it.
So get your yabos checked. It's not that big of
a deal, just a little

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Red aft, Marius said, killing my text said to me,
your skin is so soft while holding my booby, so
very exciting