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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Something I never thought I would say, tell me about.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
These are the radio blogs on the Fresh Show I
like running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.
We call them blogs. Kiki, take it away your blog.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You guys know, every time I go get an oil change,
there's something. There's some shenanigans. And I know Jason owns
an entire shop.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay, I don't know anything, but partner could be handling
this for you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
He could. But I always wait until the last minute,
like I just never. I don't plan anything in my life.
So yesterday I just had some time and my oil
light has been off from it's been off for a while.
Oil I know, like you know, it tells you when
you need a little change, because I don't know who
calls the sticker in the window, you know, the little
sticker that's just a recommendation, suggestion, you know. So you know,
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I have to wait until the time is right in life.
And yesterday I said, okay, let me just go be responsible.
So I pull up to this place to get my
oil changed, and you know me, I get out the car,
I go there and act as if I know about cars,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So he's like, what all you want? To get to them.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I'm like, oh, just a simple oil change. It just
needs to be updated. You know, my voice kids needs
to be updated.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
The oil needs to be updated.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, And I was like, I was like, everything else
is pretty I was like, I said, top off everything else,
but you know, top off.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, you know, I try to if I know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So right now, I think that you honestly are a
mechanic right now, the way you're talking about else, are
they topping off fluids, windshield wipe or fluid? Yeah, there's
other things to tell you you're fluid. Yeah, well the
blinker fluid. I mean, you got to make sure you
know how to win premium? Are top that off too?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So I of course some of my tire lights were on,
of course, so.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm just like, you know, you guys, top off the tires.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Sort of important, especially the amount of driving you do,
especially when you're watching TikTok and that looking out the windows.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I would want to make sure my car was in
prime condition. But anyway, right, I said, today is the
day to get it done.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Me and my little fur boops, we don't and we
wait in a waiting area, and so I'm like, Okay,
let's see how much they're gonna come with you.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I was gonna say, you wait about twenty five minutes
and they come in and they're holding an air filter. Yes, yes,
they're holding an air filter always. It may not be yours,
but they're holding one, and uh and they're probably they
probably said something about your windshield wipers.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Absolutely, So yesterday they didn't even do the air filter
thing because I felt like, you know, because I gave
them the deep voice the top off, you know, make
sure you do this. They didn't even come with the
airfield because I think they knew I was too wide. Yeah,
oh absolutely, So I came though with the windshield wipers,
and so he goes, you know, you know these are
on sale today ten dollars off each wiper, and so
(02:40):
at first I let it slide. I say, each wiper okay,
and then he said, yeah, these are these are good
for all four seasons.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well what the he? What else?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I'm like, all four seats were supposed to a buy
Winshar wipers first season.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
So you think that the wiper would would imply good
for seasons because I need a wiper during the season.
It's like the rainy season and the snowy season. So
I don't know what else I need them for. But
the seasons, I said, that's a good question.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, I said okay, So I said all four huh?
He said, yeah, all four seasons. This is gonna work
for all the supper time you go to swap these up.
But the other three, you said, so? Then I said okay,
And then he said, so, I don't know if you
want to get one or two today. I thought when
sheer wipers were sold as a package deal, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
What to do with one, right, He's like, why am
I only doing one? They both moved at the same time.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like I didn't think they could work without each other,
you know, so why would I update one wiper instead
of doing both.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm like, sir.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So then he goes, eat, but but if you get
them both today, you know you get ten dollars off each.
So I said, okay, So that's twenty dollars because I'm
still thinking of wipers as a sex So he's like,
well yeah, and so I'm like, okay, yeah, I would
like both wipers please, and I would like the ones
that work in all four seasons.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Please. He's like he's He's like yeah, yeah, you doing
it right, And I'm like the smalls of work.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This reminds me of a Christian Sebastian Man of Scalco
bit that he does about the handyman or the contractor
coming over to your house, you know, and it's like, ooh,
this wall, this wall is crooked. We're gonna to tear
this thing down. I don't know who did it before,
but we're gonna do it. This is what I'm feeling,
like like when you go to the you go to
the auto place and they're not all like this, I know,
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but a lot it's like, oh man, look at this
is the worst. This is the worst windshield wipeer I've
ever seen.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's like, I mean, I don't know how you have survived. Ye,
this is this is a one season Winshield wife brand.
You've been You've been driving around four seasons with this
piece you are.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I can't believe you're alive. I honestly can't believe you're alive.
I guess.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And then when you say like, no, I'm all good.
I guess you're not concerned about the safety of your family,
then you know you know what I mean. But you know,
like people don't go like shame you. Sometimes they'll shame
you if you don't want to do it. You're like,
I don't I don't think I'm gonna do it. It's like,
I guess you just don't care about the resale value.
Then it's you know, fine with me.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If you're tending to be on the phone with my dad,
I haven't seen that man, and almost we're on the phone.
I gotta try that one. I might do that too.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Let me see if you pick up and then your
phone rings as you're holding it up to your ear.
I've done that one before. That only happens at the mall.
When I'm trying to avoid the nail people. They want
to shine my one nail. It's I got one shiny
nail walking around one shiny nail. The other nine look
like I've been digging around in garbage for a while.
It's like, I remember one time they tried to sell
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me a nail kit. They're like, well, you get two
for one. I'm like, I don't want, I need to.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I don't need to one.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I literally I literally left the other one. They're like,
but you get two. I'm like, I only have I
only need one, like I don't. I don't even know
why I'm doing this, but I don't need to. And
they're like, no, but you it's included, like you don't
have to pay for the other one.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm like, but I don't need it. Keep it all right?
So what did you? How much would you wind up spending?
One seventy two?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And that was after I use their coupon because if
you text this code, if you take get Oil to
eighty sixty, you get a ten dollars eleven dollars coupon.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm getting a fundad I know, literally a fund. Does
he change oil?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yes? Oh, Mike's mechanic would do this for you for
whatever his cost is.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
He's such a nice man, I know his big one.
He'll throw in stuff. Sometimes I don't even have to
pay Mic. No, nobody pays Mike. Okay, well that's Mike.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Jason's partner is known to be very generous with the billing.
It turns out you never have to pay. You can
bring me a chicken, you can bring me We'll trade
it out for a pig.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's fine, kids, if you want, that's fine. Yeah, put
me on Mike's calendar for the next from I don't
know what day, but just you know, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Wow. Someone said that if the oil light is on me,
you don't have oil that you're hidding me?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Put?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Did you hold on? Did you get the all season
oil though?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh yeah, he told me I got the top premium,
the gold oil. Yeah, he said, you need the one
in the gold bottle.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Obviously you did. Yeah, that one for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm sorry, I'm crying. That was a good story. I
know you got a damn I got those wipeless You
got a new car, Yeah, I got too. We should
you know what, Honestly, we should just throw the whole
car away. Let's just start over.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
No, that would be nice. But at least you've got
nice wipers. That's exciting.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah. I can't wait to drive in the snow with
you seas Maybe. Yeah, I didn't realize that was the thing.
Friendship