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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fred Show. Do you have what it takes
to battle show biz? Shelley in the show Biz Showdown?
Good morning? Hey's military Mike? Is he Is he around? No?
He's not around? Can you text him? I don't know
if he's doing a secret operation, because you know he's
(00:20):
in the Navy. We don't. We know he's in it,
but we don't know exactly what he does because he's,
you know, an operative. He's he's a secret spy, but
for the for the good guys, right, But we don't
fully know what he does, right, I mean he does electronics,
he does the computer stuff. Well, that could be anything, Shelley,
that could be the direct link to the aliens. We
(00:41):
don't know. But I would like you to ask him
if you could, so we could have a real answer.
And I'm not talking about him. I don't want to
know anything about what he did before he met you
or after he met you. But I want to know
do sailors get it on in the submarines, because that
would be very hard to do. Have you seen the
bunks on those things? Yes? No? Yes, you've never seen
a submarine like where they live? No, I don't know
(01:03):
how they can't even sit up right. No, it's like
literally you've got like no, like whoever's got the bottom bunk?
I mean we're talking I don't know, sixteen eighteen inches
of clearance, like you roll yourself into that. It's just
a place to sleep, like that's it. But think about
how big a submarine is. And they got to put
a bunch of people in there. But it was an
excellent point that was brought up this morning. You know,
(01:25):
if you went to space. Kiki's like, if I'm going
to space, I'm getting on in space. Yeah, thank you
with whoever's there, you know, because you got to because
it's a great story. But then it makes me wonder
And someone called and suggested this, do people you know
at the bottom of the sea, do they get it
on too? For the story? And I would be it's
got to happen, right shells, Yes, I would say.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
My guess is, yes, you're not supposed to, but I
would imagine it's happened.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, I would guess they probably don't want that because
you know, if you like, let's say there's like drama,
right I'm going on. Let's say like let's say one
of the male sailors is hooking up like two of
this female sailors or vice versa or whatever. And then
like there's drama. You're on a submarine, Like where are
you gonna go? You know you got to hatch it
out right there because otherwise the time I can just
(02:11):
go like leave and avoid you. We're on a submarine together.
Yeah this is crazy, right, Yeah, probably bad idea overall.
But hey, Melissa, Melissa, Hey, how you doing good? Very well?
Tell us a little bit about you. Fun fact about Melissa,
if you would live from Indiana, what you got? Fun facts?
(02:33):
Spending our time with youth football lately youth football. Oh
and before I forget, this is not youth football, but
it was the Hinsdale Little League team, Yes, on their
way to the World Series Series. That's incredible. Shout out
to Dale, shout out to him. One of our teams
went to and crown Point. Oh well there you go,
so wait ab upstage, hinsdalehm Steale can't have their moment, Melissa.
(02:55):
Crown Point gets their moment too. Let's play five questions
and three hundred and fifty bucks is the price if
you can beat shop with Shelley. Let's go all right,
good luck, let's go all right, with all due respects, Shelley,
get the hell out to the soundpoof, poof, she goes
here we go Question number one Melissa. Jeopardy producers are
reportedly thinking of replacing the current host of the show
(03:16):
with SNL's Colin Jost. Who is the current host kem
Jenny Taylor Swift leads the MTV vm A nominations this year.
What does VMA stand for? Video Music Award? Nick Cannon
once again said that he would get back together with
the mother of his twins, Moroccan and Monroe name her.
(03:39):
In a new interview with Varieties, Sabrina Carpenter confirmed her
song Please Please Please, it's about her boyfriend. Who is
she dating? Correct? Yeah, I read this tem Ravis Barker.
I'm just kidding, but I can't. I can do the
espresso dance though, so just in case you're wondering. And
Blake Lively wore a Verstace dress obviously worn by Britney
(04:01):
Spears while doing press for her new movie. What is
that movie called? All? It's a four. That's a great score.
That might be might be a tie. Let's see Mike
texting me back, would you like to see? Yeah? What
did he say so?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
He said the old rulers, one hundred men go down,
fifty couples come up, come on.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
But he said, my official stances, I don't know. I've
never been on a summarine. Oh okay, okay, because he's been.
He's an aircraft carrier.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Guy, right, yeah, like he's been on a destroyer and
a few aircraft carriers.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, never summary, that's right. What's his rank? Colonel
lieutenant see me, he's a big deal. Yeah, yeah, no, No,
I love military, mic man. This dude, he's a wild boy.
He is, and it doesn't matter any event, any event,
you invite this man to a funeral, his shirt comes off. Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know what he's doing when
you shirt off.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But yeah, no, Michigan and Wild a.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Few more months with Gideon and my Sure it's coming
off at an apostle like, Oh, guys's hot here? I better,
Oh boy, I'm hot in the studio. I'm gonna take
my shirt off. So four is the scored to beat? Okay?
You ready?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes. Jeopardy producers are reportedly thinking of replacing the current
host with SNL's Colin Jost, who is the current host
Ken Jenny. That's right. Taylor Swift leads the MTV vm
A nominations this year. What does VMA stand for Video
Music War? Yeah? Nick Cannon once again said he'd get
back together with the mother of his twins, Morocca to Monroe.
(05:32):
Name her Mariah Carey. Yeah. In an interview with Variety,
Sabrina Carpenter confirmed her song Please Please Please it's about
her boyfriend. Who is she dating, Barry Keegan? Yeah? Well yeah,
nice job. And Blake Lively wore a Versace dress previously
worn by Britney Spears while doing a press for her
(05:53):
new movie What's the movie called? It ends with us
so far for my get You but nope, not you
not show by Shelley. That's a five. That's a win. Melissa,
you did great, But you're going to have to say,
my name is Melissa. I got showed up on a showdown.
You know. The rest name is Melissa. I got showed
up on the show on And I can't hang with
(06:13):
the gorilla. Are you at work right now? Is that
what you can No, I'm in a parking lot and
there's people next to me. Oh, I see you don't
want to look you don't look crazy again. Melissa from
Crown Point. You can't. Hey, what that car? Real cat?
Cato cat can't Cato cat, can't can't. Melissa is repping
(06:36):
the Crown Point can't can't cat boo ca Man, what's
harder me doing that or you doing the boom cats thing?
Boom boom cat. It's really hard to stay on beat? Well,
well it's so hard bro all right, Well, I appreciate
the effort. Thank you, thank you for your sacrifice. Hey Melissa, Hey,
(06:57):
you go on, have a great day. Thanks for being
part of the third team. We love you. Be true.
Stay right there. I can tell she's fired up, but
I didn't think she's going to work, and I don't know,
maybe she's you know, it's that feeling right before you
got to walk in you're like, eh, you know, Shelley,
you know she's coming off a high. And then she's
in the parking lot and yeah, and she'd actually did
a very good job in the games. This is really good.
(07:18):
Four was kind of a tough one, but not for
the show beaus. So let's play tomorrow. Four hundred bucks.
That was win number nine twenty three for you and
six straight. Well done. We'll see tomorrow. Thank you see tomorrow,
all right, and thank Military Mike. Thank lieutenant Military Mike.
What's above lieutenant, lieutenant commander, lieutenant think a lieutenant commander.
There's a couple more after and then you got to captain. Yeah,
(07:41):
and how far do you think he'll make it before
he's like, eh, I'm out of here. Maybe one more step.
I don't know, we'll see. He needs to becoming admiral?
Is that the highest one? Admiral? I think admiral is
as good as it gets for the navy.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Admiral does he have a dream of like what he
would want to do afterwards? So I he won because
you know a lot of times they you know, military men,
they retire and then they go get other jobs.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And yeah, because you get your retirement if you put
in twenty and then you can go do something else
and like double dip. Yeah, so I think you should
just be a stay at home show by Shelley Dad.
I'm just walking around shirtless, streaking my ties all day.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
He's storied with this, but he's like, I don't think
he's like I don't think I.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Could do that for that long. Like he's he needs
something to do would I don't know if I could handle,
but imagine that. You know, you're a young man, you've
worked for twenty years, and then you know you've done
your time and your service. You're gonna get paid for
the rest of your life or whatever, and then like,
let's go do what You could do anything you wanted.
It wouldn't the money wouldn't necessarily matter. This man could
do any He go become a swimsuit model.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I have a neighbor he just retired from the Army
and he they like, he takes camping trips now like
every week, and just I think, like, goes the force.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't know. There you go. You could just become
a professional camper if he wanted to, he should, He
totally could. Well, we're all just going to dream up
different scenarios for military, but a lieutenant military Mike, Now, okay,
come back tomorrow. Shows, Okay, okay, we'll do. We'll see
you have a good day, throwback, throw down, name that tune, battle,
we'll play next, good news stories if we have time,
The entertainment reports at Jason's Olympic Update, fun fact all
(09:14):
coming up more Fredshell Next
It's the Fred Show. Do you have what it takes
to battle show biz? Shelley in the show Biz Showdown?
Good morning? Hey's military Mike? Is he Is he around? No?
He's not around? Can you text him? I don't know
if he's doing a secret operation, because you know he's
(00:20):
in the Navy. We don't. We know he's in it,
but we don't know exactly what he does because he's,
you know, an operative. He's he's a secret spy, but
for the for the good guys, right, But we don't
fully know what he does, right, I mean he does electronics,
he does the computer stuff. Well, that could be anything, Shelley,
that could be the direct link to the aliens. We
(00:41):
don't know. But I would like you to ask him
if you could, so we could have a real answer.
And I'm not talking about him. I don't want to
know anything about what he did before he met you
or after he met you. But I want to know
do sailors get it on in the submarines, because that
would be very hard to do. Have you seen the
bunks on those things? Yes? No? Yes, you've never seen
a submarine like where they live? No, I don't know
(01:03):
how they can't even sit up right. No, it's like
literally you've got like no, like whoever's got the bottom bunk?
I mean we're talking I don't know, sixteen eighteen inches
of clearance, like you roll yourself into that. It's just
a place to sleep, like that's it. But think about
how big a submarine is. And they got to put
a bunch of people in there. But it was an
excellent point that was brought up this morning. You know,
(01:25):
if you went to space. Kiki's like, if I'm going
to space, I'm getting on in space. Yeah, thank you
with whoever's there, you know, because you got to because
it's a great story. But then it makes me wonder
And someone called and suggested this, do people you know
at the bottom of the sea, do they get it
on too? For the story? And I would be it's
got to happen, right shells, Yes, I would say.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
My guess is, yes, you're not supposed to, but I
would imagine it's happened.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, I would guess they probably don't want that because
you know, if you like, let's say there's like drama,
right I'm going on. Let's say like let's say one
of the male sailors is hooking up like two of
this female sailors or vice versa or whatever. And then
like there's drama. You're on a submarine, Like where are
you gonna go? You know you got to hatch it
out right there because otherwise the time I can just
(02:11):
go like leave and avoid you. We're on a submarine together.
Yeah this is crazy, right, Yeah, probably bad idea overall.
But hey, Melissa, Melissa, Hey, how you doing good? Very well?
Tell us a little bit about you. Fun fact about Melissa,
if you would live from Indiana, what you got? Fun facts?
(02:33):
Spending our time with youth football lately youth football. Oh
and before I forget, this is not youth football, but
it was the Hinsdale Little League team, Yes, on their
way to the World Series Series. That's incredible. Shout out
to Dale, shout out to him. One of our teams
went to and crown Point. Oh well there you go,
so wait ab upstage, hinsdalehm Steale can't have their moment, Melissa.
(02:55):
Crown Point gets their moment too. Let's play five questions
and three hundred and fifty bucks is the price if
you can beat shop with Shelley. Let's go all right,
good luck, let's go all right, with all due respects, Shelley,
get the hell out to the soundpoof, poof, she goes
here we go Question number one Melissa. Jeopardy producers are
reportedly thinking of replacing the current host of the show
(03:16):
with SNL's Colin Jost. Who is the current host kem
Jenny Taylor Swift leads the MTV vm A nominations this year.
What does VMA stand for? Video Music Award? Nick Cannon
once again said that he would get back together with
the mother of his twins, Moroccan and Monroe name her.
(03:39):
In a new interview with Varieties, Sabrina Carpenter confirmed her
song Please Please Please, it's about her boyfriend. Who is
she dating? Correct? Yeah, I read this tem Ravis Barker.
I'm just kidding, but I can't. I can do the
espresso dance though, so just in case you're wondering. And
Blake Lively wore a Verstace dress obviously worn by Britney
(04:01):
Spears while doing press for her new movie. What is
that movie called? All? It's a four. That's a great score.
That might be might be a tie. Let's see Mike
texting me back, would you like to see? Yeah? What
did he say so?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
He said the old rulers, one hundred men go down,
fifty couples come up, come on.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
But he said, my official stances, I don't know. I've
never been on a summarine. Oh okay, okay, because he's been.
He's an aircraft carrier.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Guy, right, yeah, like he's been on a destroyer and
a few aircraft carriers.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, never summary, that's right. What's his rank? Colonel
lieutenant see me, he's a big deal. Yeah, yeah, no, No,
I love military, mic man. This dude, he's a wild boy.
He is, and it doesn't matter any event, any event,
you invite this man to a funeral, his shirt comes off. Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know what he's doing when
you shirt off.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But yeah, no, Michigan and Wild a.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Few more months with Gideon and my Sure it's coming
off at an apostle like, Oh, guys's hot here? I better,
Oh boy, I'm hot in the studio. I'm gonna take
my shirt off. So four is the scored to beat? Okay?
You ready?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes. Jeopardy producers are reportedly thinking of replacing the current
host with SNL's Colin Jost, who is the current host
Ken Jenny. That's right. Taylor Swift leads the MTV vm
A nominations this year. What does VMA stand for Video
Music War? Yeah? Nick Cannon once again said he'd get
back together with the mother of his twins, Morocca to Monroe.
(05:32):
Name her Mariah Carey. Yeah. In an interview with Variety,
Sabrina Carpenter confirmed her song Please Please Please it's about
her boyfriend. Who is she dating, Barry Keegan? Yeah? Well yeah,
nice job. And Blake Lively wore a Versace dress previously
worn by Britney Spears while doing a press for her
(05:53):
new movie What's the movie called? It ends with us
so far for my get You but nope, not you
not show by Shelley. That's a five. That's a win. Melissa,
you did great, But you're going to have to say,
my name is Melissa. I got showed up on a showdown.
You know. The rest name is Melissa. I got showed
up on the show on And I can't hang with
(06:13):
the gorilla. Are you at work right now? Is that
what you can No, I'm in a parking lot and
there's people next to me. Oh, I see you don't
want to look you don't look crazy again. Melissa from
Crown Point. You can't. Hey, what that car? Real cat?
Cato cat can't Cato cat, can't can't. Melissa is repping
(06:36):
the Crown Point can't can't cat boo ca Man, what's
harder me doing that or you doing the boom cats thing?
Boom boom cat. It's really hard to stay on beat? Well,
well it's so hard bro all right, Well, I appreciate
the effort. Thank you, thank you for your sacrifice. Hey Melissa, Hey,
(06:57):
you go on, have a great day. Thanks for being
part of the third team. We love you. Be true.
Stay right there. I can tell she's fired up, but
I didn't think she's going to work, and I don't know,
maybe she's you know, it's that feeling right before you
got to walk in you're like, eh, you know, Shelley,
you know she's coming off a high. And then she's
in the parking lot and yeah, and she'd actually did
a very good job in the games. This is really good.
(07:18):
Four was kind of a tough one, but not for
the show beaus. So let's play tomorrow. Four hundred bucks.
That was win number nine twenty three for you and
six straight. Well done. We'll see tomorrow. Thank you see tomorrow,
all right, and thank Military Mike. Thank lieutenant Military Mike.
What's above lieutenant, lieutenant commander, lieutenant think a lieutenant commander.
There's a couple more after and then you got to captain. Yeah,
(07:41):
and how far do you think he'll make it before
he's like, eh, I'm out of here. Maybe one more step.
I don't know, we'll see. He needs to becoming admiral?
Is that the highest one? Admiral? I think admiral is
as good as it gets for the navy.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Admiral does he have a dream of like what he
would want to do afterwards? So I he won because
you know a lot of times they you know, military men,
they retire and then they go get other jobs.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And yeah, because you get your retirement if you put
in twenty and then you can go do something else
and like double dip. Yeah, so I think you should
just be a stay at home show by Shelley Dad.
I'm just walking around shirtless, streaking my ties all day.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
He's storied with this, but he's like, I don't think
he's like I don't think I.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Could do that for that long. Like he's he needs
something to do would I don't know if I could handle,
but imagine that. You know, you're a young man, you've
worked for twenty years, and then you know you've done
your time and your service. You're gonna get paid for
the rest of your life or whatever, and then like,
let's go do what You could do anything you wanted.
It wouldn't the money wouldn't necessarily matter. This man could
do any He go become a swimsuit model.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I have a neighbor he just retired from the Army
and he they like, he takes camping trips now like
every week, and just I think, like, goes the force.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't know. There you go. You could just become
a professional camper if he wanted to, he should, He
totally could. Well, we're all just going to dream up
different scenarios for military, but a lieutenant military Mike, Now, okay,
come back tomorrow. Shows, Okay, okay, we'll do. We'll see
you have a good day, throwback, throw down, name that tune, battle,
we'll play next, good news stories if we have time,
The entertainment reports at Jason's Olympic Update, fun fact all
(09:14):
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