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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nicki Minas the French shows. Hot. You guys, it's time
to play down Iam your host, the Great Dick Cheese Crust.
Thank you for that, Thank you for that admiration. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah yeah, but you got to be somewhere, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thanks inviting us. It's okay, don't worry about it. I
try to not get Fred there. I wanted one of
you guys to go instead. But I also needed someone
to clean up my dressing room, so he'll be there
for that. Also, he's in charge of the carving station
this year, too. Nice. Yeah, what's that? Did you pack
your olive oil?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I got I drink olive oil all the time. How
do you think? How do you think I'm nine hundred?
I look like this.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's what I heard.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's what I'm saying. How do you think I work
seventeen jobs? Yeah? Sit in the chairs? Or do you
go in an overhead compartment? I got a private I
got a private jet. Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
So I'm wow in a hot security guard? Yeah, well
he is, isn't he? Okay? Here you guys, this is
I don't know anyway, Hey company guy over here, I'm
about to hang with all the executives company. Guy over here, Hey, Brianna,
Herianna's here. Kinky is your player today in the game.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Hey girl, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's gonna be your day. Girl. I believe in you. Okay, right,
anything's possible. You've been in the game, so I got
to say you've been in the game lately. So Emily's here, Hi, Emily, Hi,
Rufe's your player. Let's go, Emily Rufio Today, I'm Team Rufio.
Don't let me down.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I will try not to today.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
To preface that with only today. Yeah, Maria, Hi, Maria, Hi,
good morning, your player. Hello, hiking fantastic. And finally we
have Chris, Hi, Chris, good morning, Hey, good morning, Chris, welcome.
Paulina is your player, Chris. All right, let's go. All right, guys,
(02:08):
here we go. So let's just recap the rules. Here.
Eight songs, tiebreaker if necessary. Your name is your buzzer.
All decisions by me, the Great Dick Cheese Crest final.
Each of you have a phone a friend you can
confer with your at home player on a point. Let
me see. Oh, and you cannot use the phone a
friend on your final winning point. I think I covered
(02:29):
all the rules. Oh, and intern Ben to me, Benjamin
is the judge. I want nothing to do with the
squabbling that goes out in this room.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Man looking good, looking good at it, looking good.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Don't listen to him, Oh don't, don't, don't be careful
except his advantage. Song number one in the throwback throw.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Down that man, I don't know for share believe Nope.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
High your love, Nope, can't sing me?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Want crazy friends? And I guesses like, give you a
minute till the hook starts. You don't know it. I
would love to hear answer. Wait, nobody knows you know me?
You know? What's your answer?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Kelly Rowland, she is in the song yes singing right now?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Who's the artist? Who else? And what's the song called?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay? Well that goot I met David.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
David getting Kelly Rowland. We love takes Over.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Wow, that's your banger, We love to take Roscoe got
(04:10):
that one right?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
That is from the man's booty hole the crate. Yeah,
okay calling me Kelli Roland my booty hole out of
the song number two throw back throw down, Who is that?
Which one was? Oh h David getta sexy chick? Yeah
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except that, Yeah, I didn't I tried to throw together,
trying to throw them off with the two days again.
Give me some smoke, pretty boy. Oh you know we
loaded up the smoking because I'm d C. I need smoke.
(04:55):
Every time I come into a room, I want get
into smoke, like w w E Damn, here's a sexy chick.
Sexy chick. He's a sexy chick. Damn girl, not a
word you came out girl? One rufio. We're on song
(05:22):
three of the throwback Throwdown. That's a oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Five four a friend, we're calling Chris. You're not giving
up on this one?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Christ and Paulina. Chris and Paulina only Paulina is committee.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Chris. Do you know?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Give need a guess? Guys, no idea need a guess?
Five four? Maybe I'm worth it? Three two?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
What's it?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay? Maybe that was cal?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Is it worth it?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Fifthermany? Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I don't want to dress a drinking come back it up.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think I'm gonna call you bluff hurry up now from.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
See me in a spot. Show me what you got
because I don't want to it is mom, it's kind
of underrated me Like, show me what you got? Know
with mom? Give it to me, I'm worth it.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I'm worth it, can trumpet.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think I think she wants me to give it
to her because she's worth it to me. I feel
pretty certain about that, but I can't be sure. So
one for Candy, one for Rufiel, right, yes, song four
in the Throwback throwed out, Peaky Wow, don't waste it?
Five four three two. I mean, I appreciate that you're competing.
(07:15):
You get the Participation Award, you really do. Gorilla's feel
good in I don't know. I don't know if it's not,
but I don't know. So we're just bombs over bag down. Yeah, gorillas.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's fine when they get it, which.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Don't stop. We got the four stops left. I can
see the music video in my head. I can't see
it's like animated. Yeah, okay, four songs left for Roofy,
(08:05):
one for Kaylin in the Throwback throw down.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Kiki, Yes, I would like to phone a friend.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, all right, yes, okay, you said that Brianna, Brianna
and Kiki and Brianna and Kiky only treated.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Jason Derulo and the roof came out. Didn't know what
to do anything for you?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
What she said? What she said, no, no, no, the
te flip the coin, Yeah, flip the coin. Flipping a
coin right now? Tails is the call? It is tails?
Oh my god, the coins? Heye, it's Jason Derulo. What
(09:02):
you say?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
What I said?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
What she said?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You have?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
What you what you say? What? No? Man, that was
actually wrong. I said, what you say? It's what your
say you're wrong. But I said, I didn't say what
you say. I said what you say?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
You did?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You did? I said, what you're saying? No, I not
playing back. That's what you say? What you say? That's
all I said. But what's you and what what's thee?
I said what I said? What's you say? I ain't
having it today? Whatever saying somehow. I think we'll get
the audio proof on that one. That was that was
(09:47):
what she said. You know, I'll be honest with you.
If we're doing that, then kia something let it go.
What you say?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So with that? Three? Three one? I don't like it,
but anyway I don't like just one. Yeah, okay, uh
three songs left came win Just get the rest, okay, please?
All right? Good kaylin?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh you know that bigger than my body? John marrige Y.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yes, so I've hurt Kiki. John Mayer is known for
having a big one.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I know he's coming to Chicago soon too.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And you're single.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I am single. He's toxic.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You toxic over there.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Only one in the relationship.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, yeah, porket for each other. Yeah. I don't hate
this song, but he was means to me when I
met him that It gives me. What's that?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I'm a Wonderland girl.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Wonderland. I was gonna say, Wonderland. You're talking about wonderful wonders?
What are you talking about? People are the same? Not
all the white bands. I mean, I know it could
be know what I'm talking about the guitar, Wonderland, Yep,
that's it. Not though, depending on the air. I started
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to discern. But two left three two, that's it. That's
the only people that have scored in the game. Everybody
else you got this, not him any aim to b ABR.
But the coins it's you ready, Yeah, come on, man,
(12:00):
it is what I love.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
A party rock.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
No, you gave yourself a shady.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Call, so I want l M s A. Oh it is?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, Well you can still answer. Oh I'm good, Ted,
Oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm in Miami trick.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Okay, I mean, yeah, they say the word, but like
awful song is this in my head? Okay? So I
got a point without what happens, so I can still Okay,
you're trying to tell you your strategy. Okay, yeah, I don't.
I don't like that. You don't have to listen to this.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
My ears are bleeding.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It was just for the purpose of the game, okay.
All right, So basically, Caitlin, when you came to get
this for a.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Tie, okay, Kiki answer, come on, use your phone to
friend here, Google and wonder Land.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Don't get don't get away on this one. We don't
want roof you to win. All right, here we go, ready, Yeah, ka,
I'm surprised you didn't know it. Just from that I
heard one string all Maria and kayleb Maria, thank you?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh god, you know it's.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
On five match marks.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Twenty if you're gone, yep, yeah, we're going with that yet.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Thank you, Maria. Oh Maria, girl, Maria, the game.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
We love to see it. Yeah, is so may think me? Yes, life,
I think I'm scared. I think my Vegas bar trick
this weekend. I'm gonna tell people, I wrote this song.
(14:00):
It's always gonna make that Love in Vegas time that
Matchbox twenty song If You're gone, I have a writing
friend on that. I mean.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Anybody?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Oh a BD, Hey, everybody's got a meeting on the
al right.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Guys, So we got a tiebreaker here. This is Rufio
in the Crates. In the booty hole of the Crates
is Pauline. This is in the Crates. It just so
happens that my tiebreaker is in the bootyhole of the Crates. Okay,
just Rufio and Kaelin though the tiebreaker up ready, Rufio,
Oh my goodness. Oh nope, I don't know it. Five
(14:48):
four three two. This is a tough one. Actually, I
know Paulina knows.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh god, the Crane wanted the crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Do you have a guest artist? Do you have a guess?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And in the end of the nigh three Natalie Rose.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I can't give it to you. I can't give it
to Natalie Rose. Somebody, somebody really.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Know just what I want. I want some.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh yeah, what's a remaking with somebody? It's just bother
me now the sample somebody with the Houston. Yeah, somebody
that love me somebody who loves me.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Somebody.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, all right, here's another good luck a Lo Rossa.
I love her. She's fantastic. She works at HLO.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Nick Cannon Bay Mom.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
She also works at Heart because she got seven hundred people,
he got seven hundredkids, so she's got still got to work. Okay,
all right, guys, tie break? Are you ready? Yeah? That's cheerleader.
Try there number twenty one for number, Win number twenty one, Rufio.
(16:25):
Emily wins. Emily, thanks for her today. You're welcome. I
was a ABB, but I was a's get a coin app?
Please you don't like my tails in? She doesn't. On
his phone.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I think he said, here.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You go, win number twenty one for Rufio. Y'all rose anyway, Hey,
all right, I'm so deflating. Yeah, The entertainer of What's
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