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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is what's trend thinking about the old music. It's like,
every now and again, we'll play a song, you know,
we're talking about something that I have it in the past,
two thousand, nineties, whatever, will play the song if there's
a song attached to it, or the Friday Throwback dance party,
which is tomorrow. If you're a new listener to the show,
a bunch of throwbacks mixed together. And I remember that,
you know the fights I had I got in with management. Well,
(00:22):
you're gonna play a bunch of songs no one's ever
heard before. And it's like, but why do we automatically
assume they won't like them? Turns out that's the second
most popular thing on our show, by the way, And
there are songs I hear. Song Neurotic puts stuff in
there that like, because he gets so into his curating,
his themes or whatever, he'll play a song on but
I don't. I'm not sure if I know what this is,
but I like it, and then I go find out
(00:43):
what it is. I'm like, how about little new music
discovery here? Guys? Yes, like just because it's from the nineties,
And by the way, a lot of the new music,
like the weekend sounds like the eighties and nineties anyway,
So let's take advantage, you know, let's dig into crates
a little bit, shall we. No, not really? Maybe, yeah,
that thinks I got the suits. We don't have research
on that. I don't have any research on that. So
(01:03):
the research says, I mean, I do. It's in my
I put it through my filter, and then I researched it,
and I decided that that all is well. Guy's trending
this morning, and we don't really know what's going on here,
but I did receive a call from a friend yesterday
named r Dub. My friend R Dub called it's real.
It's a real guy. His real name is Urduve. In fact,
(01:26):
I shouldn't promote this. I think he's on competitors, but
he's celebrating thirty years of Sunday Night Slow Jams, which
is a show that he hosts. And he uh, he
plays like the slow de dogs, like this slow jam,
you know, and like a like a what's up to
Lisa and told us she's in love with Mike, you know. Whenever,
like then he plays he sweat or something twisted, and
(01:47):
then he makes some gazillion dollars anyway, So he texts me,
of all people yesterday and says, Hey, do you want
Heidi Montag's Do you want to talk to her? And
I'm like, sure, our job, I'd love to talk to yes.
Why how it turns out he works at it runs
a radio station in San Diego, and I guess maybe
like his assistant mom is Heidi Montag's assistant or I
(02:09):
don't know, And he's like, I'm giving her three phone
numbers and you're one of them. And I'm like, and
I'm one of them. And then somebody else I don't
know who was I'm like, okay. So then at the
end of the day last night, I get a text
from somebody who's like, hey, I'm Heidi Montag and Spencer
Pratt's management and I know you would you like them
on the show. And I'm like, yes, let me loop
in my executive guest booker, Jason Brown. I make up
(02:32):
whatever title I need for Jason. Jason has been so
many things, you know, It's like, well, let me get
you in touch with our production team. Production team being
Kaylin and Jason Brown, and Pet's here, yeah, and so
time to make them change their signature it's a different
things syndication as well, right, I mean more than once
have I pretended to be I know we've done in
(02:54):
here too. I pretended to be my own management. I
have a manager to talk to.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Bobby Balentino still can again touch with them who was
also pretending to be his Ryan.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
This is an artist from the two thousands that we
tried to get to do something with us for a
bit that we were doing, and we emailed you info
at Bobby Valentino dot com and got a response from
very much Bobby Valentino, but he was pretending that it
wasn't him, except the pronouns were a little confused. I
and then he was real interchangeable, like I would be
happy to ask him. And then I think, didn't you
(03:27):
respond from like info at Paulina dot Thomas And I
was like, I am the management team for Paulina Rust Show,
Well you are, that's not a lie. So we went
back and forth last night and apparently we have to
have a conference call to then I guess iron out
the terms of the interview brief us on Spidey. Yeah,
so Heidi Montage, benam Pratt, the Hills Fame in the
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two thousands and then sadly, in the last week or so,
their house burned down in these California fires. Hadi Monteg
had a song in twenty ten it was whatever that
was superficial. There was a whole album. What it was, well,
I'm I'm aware, didn't really go anywhere. And now all
of a sudden, the song has gone to number one
on several streaming sites because people are trying to support
them because they're sad that their house burned death. And
(04:10):
so they were on Good Morning America yesterday and then
I'm like and then I say, great, so we'll have
him on today and they're like, well, they're slammed. They're
completely slammed. I know they just lost their house and
there's a lot going on. Me I figure it out.
I'm board twenty four hours a day while while the
ride is riding. Yes, you know, I'm about to go
number one on Billboard with the song that I love.
(04:30):
Those two should not be number one on billboards. But
let's make them some money to build them a new house,
because they are icons of the ots of the two thousands.
They did and it's time that we give back. He
was the villain. She was the damn soul. I don't
even know. But nonetheless, we think we've ironed out because
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we're off on Monday morning, so we think we've hired
out Tuesday morning. Now, we did ask for the exclusive
and then we didn't hear back, so I so it's
possible that they'll apear somewhere else before and if they do,
I don't know if we'll do it. I'm doing right,
but we told them, like, you know, first of all,
I don't know why we got to wait till Tuesday
like this. I even said it and Jason saw it.
(05:12):
I'm like, you guys are like white hot right now,
Like maybe we should figure it out. You're like, let's
get on the air and you know, on a on
a significant audience to show with an audience, but thirteen
listeners are very passionate. They'll they'll make or break you. Right,
Let's let's get this moving, Like, how about we do
it right now, Like we can just record it right
now and then put it on a no on a
Tuesday would be the first day, so let's see how
(05:33):
let's see. But I'm like, guys, we're not going to
promote this. Well, we just did, but we're not going
to keep promoting it, you know if you guys, I
don't know. So we're trying. Well you're not. I'm getting
tagged on like every Spencer Pratt video and it's like
we're doing it, guys, we're doing it. We are all
over this. Maybe you heard what Paulina said about him.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Hey, guys, that's not what I meant. I met that
man as a hard working man. He provides for his
family and he's out here putting his wife on to
make sure we're all in the note of getting hurt
at number one. So when I said he didn't change
his shirt, I.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I didn't say that because of his house.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm genuinely meant like that is a heart of man.
I get the guy a freends show. If I order
it now, you'll have it by next year, and so
the house will be built right right exactly. We'll be ready.
Just send me your future address and I'll make sure
it gets there because it takes about that long. Man.
I love I love you so much. She's on TikTok
Live last night. I was in there trying to get noticed.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I was like, hey, come on, kiss them, come on
the front show.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So we'll see, we'll Honestly, I'm just putting this all
out there because we're trying and I'm responding to you know,
all the requests. You guys want it. We're trying to
do it for you. If you hear him somewhere else first,
then it's it's fake. It's not that it's not. It
won't be anywhere near as good as as this crap
show of an interview will be. So anyway, all right,
(06:54):
I have a story, Kiki, and I saw it this morning,
and it's just for you, and it is a TikTok story.
But I mean I laughed out loud. I had an
out loud guffaw. If I know you think that I'm
like I have mentally illness, which I do a gafa.
You've never heard of a goafa. No, it's like a laugh.
But I was in at the end of the porch
over here and we were doing our stuff before the show,
(07:15):
our intense pre show meeting, and I just let out
a random laugh. One of you may have thought I
was laughing at something you said. No, I was laughing
at I was laughing at laughing at this story. We'll
get to it. I'm surprised that you haven't thought of
this yourself. But Trump and Biden this is not the
exact story, but Trump and Biden are looking for ways
to keep TikTok running. President elect Trump, who takes office
(07:36):
next week, is importedly considering an executive order that would
save TikTok from a ban or sale. The Washington Post
reports that the order was to spend enforcement of the
TikTok ban or sale law for sixty to ninety days.
The aim is to buy the Trump administration some time
to work out a sale or some other solution. The
app is scheduled to be banned in the US starting
(07:57):
on Sunday, so we'll see.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I really want people to think about what our government
is doing, right, like.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
But I'm also like confused, like if the president, both
presidents watch Parson who started it? Like who doesn't the
president say, like what happens?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Check?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It's just like the old ass people in the Supreme
Court that were like, we don't like TikTok, like and
they started it, Like I thought.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
There were concerns about what, you know, if the Chinese
government was mining in which they are mining information because
everybody is, we're taking information off of our phones. I mean,
that's why like all these apps that are free, and
you're like, I can't believe this is free. Well, it's
not really free. They're taking all kinds of information, every
little bite of data they can get off your phone
to then sell it to advertisers. Hey, well, my Chinese
(08:43):
spy made my algorithm perfect, and I want to go
for that. It is however, Kiki and maybe you are
part of this movement, but this is what made me laugh.
Do a lingos us traffic has spiked two hundred and
sixteen percent as people are trying to learn Mandarin in
order to download the Chinese app Red Note. Yeah, I
believe this. People are so desperate for this content that
(09:05):
they're downloading Red Note and do a Lingo. Yes, and
they are studying Mandarin. You know what a two hundred
and sixteen percent spike in people learning mandarin this week.
Red Note is primarily in the Chinese language, and the
roughly seven hundred thousand TikTok users who have signed up
are taking a crash course in how to communicate with
their new friends. So that's where we're at.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It's time. It's time for me to become a bilingual queen. Okay, yes,
so I'm gonna learn. But the only trap, the only
app we can really trust, is the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I have decided that I'm done with the rest of
these apps. So yeah, if only they had a component
where like people dance, goofy might it might be coming.
You know, it's got a lot of updates. Yeah, somebody
call us the only trust conle Byrne or Tom Polman
or somebody. Why don't we just smush the two apps
together and just be Billionaire's copyright me twenty twenty five period.
Smush them together? There, I hard talk boom come on now, yeah,
(09:58):
can you say that? Can you buy Buddy you over here?
Oh god, yeah, it's that you know, mortgage payments are tough,
but but yeah, let me just go buy TikTok. Yeah
you looked over here and you saw Ryan's secrets for
a moment, didn't you. That's funny. I love it when
that happens too. Sometimes I dream the same when then
(10:21):
I'll get paid like anyway, So, the Pousage fire twenty
one percent contained as of Wednesday and the Eton fire
forty five percent contained as of Wednesday night. Hopefully, hopefully
things are I mean, I don't know if they'll ever
go back to normal. I don't know how many people
go back and build their houses if you I mean,
it just look apocalyptic the photographs. Yeah, and I don't
(10:42):
know even the emotional, uh sort of weight of that,
Like you see lost everything. Do you want to go
back to that place? Like do you want to rebuild
in that same place? Do you want to be part
of that neighborhood. I mean, it's gonna take decades, I'm
sure to replenish and make everything the way that it
once was. You know, it's crazy. Yeah, I'm not too sure,
(11:03):
but obviously wishing everyone there the best and hopefully Heidi
and Spencer on the Fred Show. We're in deep negotiations.
It was easier to get Beyonce on this thing, but anyway,
it's fine. Rumors are swirling this morning. This is a
big trending story that the Obamas are headed for divorce.
Oh no, no, no, I knew someone was up. She's
not going to things with him. Apparently they're not living together.
(11:26):
That's the rumor. Some fans on social media are speculating
about the Obama's current marriage status. Some people say there
are problems. She won't go to the inauguration that one
might make sense, but she didn't go to Jimmy Carter's funeral.
Two years ago, Michelle Obama told Revolt that there was
a solid tenure period where she couldn't stand being married
to the guy. The former First Lady also said that
(11:48):
her daughters were terrorists when they were younger. I think
people can relate to that. But I don't know if
i'd say that, But I'm sure people can relate to Yeah,
but you're making a lot of you make a lot
of them. What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
This means like, you tell your story, girl, be honest,
like sometimes you don't like your partner. And she said
for ten years, I didn't really like the man. You know,
she's stuck through it. Her kids were terras. She said
that like a lot of women feel that way. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not offended by either comment. I think it's they're
both very relatable. I hope they're still together. I wonder
they seem they seem like a happy couple. I don't,
I know, but things happened.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah, something, what I tell you, I support Michelle Obama
having a hot girl summer.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
If she needs a lot, I'm trying to get Heidi
montag on the ear and you're talking to Michelle Obama
about a relationship, Like what are we doing? Damn? You
pick up the phone, hook up your boy, like what's
going on? Red Dye number three is banned from foods.
The FDA has banned red Dye number three food and drinks,
all thanks to Kaitlin nearly thirty five years after it
was banned from cosmetics because of potential cancer risks that
(12:51):
die found in candy, milkshakes, and cereal may also affect
children's behavior. Many consumer groups and lawmakers have long push
for the band. Food manufact pictures have to update their
products by January of twenty twenty seven. It's already banned
read that number three or restricted in Australia, Japan, and
some EU countries. This is a story this morning that
I'm a little unclear about. There's not a lot There
(13:13):
aren't a lot of details, but a Southwest flight from Savannah, Georgia,
bound for Chicago was delayed for five hours on Wednesday
because the pilot was arrested and charged with DUI.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
So details were limited as of yesterday, but authorities confirmed
the pilot, who I'm not going to say. Fifty two
year old guy was removed from the aircraft at the
Savannah Hilton had International Airport and taken to the jail there.
He's charged with driving under the influence. According to an official,
his bomb was set at thirty five hundred bucks. He
was taken off duty. Now, I mean if he was
on like a if he was on the road, like
if he was doing a trip as the airline pilot
(13:45):
or whatever he did. I mean, I don't know how
did he'd get a dui? They somehow knew he was
driving drunk and then they rested himself. What I'm guessing
is that he was drunk at the airport and they're
giving him a dui for being behind the seat of
an airplane because like normally those guys, if it was
if it was an overnight, then he's not at home,
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so he wouldn't have driven anyway. They would have had
a shuttle, so he wouldn't have been driven. And then
how would he have gotten all the way to the
airport if he was driving drunk? And then they let
him get all the way to the airplane, Like, how
do they pull you over later for driving drunks? I
don't know. So part of me is thinking he was
acting drunk going through TSA, which has happened before, or
they smelled alcohol in his breath and then he goes
and gets behind the you know, the wheel, and then
(14:27):
they go arrest him then, because how do you get
all the way to the airplane? Yeah, it's a good question.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
And then wait, so if a pilot does ever get
arrested for being under the influence of whatever, it's considered
a dui.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well that's what I'm wondering, is I don't I don't know.
I mean, I know it's federal. Yeah, you had a
lot of problems. Yeah, you probably need to find a
new job. Yes, I'm thinking it's over for cap'n cap'n Budweiser. Yes, yes,
over here. But I just don't understand. If it's a
dui for driving, then how did he get that for it?
So it can't pay. But what I recommend is just
follow the rule eight hours bottle to throttle. I think
(15:00):
the airlines might even be more ten bottle to throttle.
Ten hours. We'll be out here drinking fine airplanes. I
had to put it together. My passengers. On the other hand,
Kaitlin can be in whatever condition they need to be in.
But I sharp as a tech. The driver, yeah, yeah,
the driver exactly. And what else do I have here
for you guys? Oh, Planters is looking to hire three
(15:21):
new people to tool around the country. And the Nutmobile
it's like the Wienermobile, but it's a nut. So yeah, Jason,
I want you to you can get all the infoot
Planters nutmobile dot com is a real thing, but Nutmobile
is fun to say. Starting this June, you could be
a brand ambassador for a year, driving around the country
to different parts of their You'd be called their Pea
(15:43):
Nutter Squad. Oh yeah, yeah, Jason and I we got this.
That sounds like after pepe is on a Friday Night squad.
You'll also manage event planning, hitch the brand into local media,
and dress up in a costume as well. Mister Peanut
(16:04):
forty five thousand dollars a year to do this, sary.
Oh he's there to drive the nutmobile. Yeah, let's Jason
do it. Oh he's he's off doing his Peanutter duty today.
What you say you'd be a chruck driver? Yeah yeah,
and your dad was My dad was, Yeah, I like driving.
I could love driving. Okay, well you could be part
of the Peanutter squad and drive the Netmobile. It's and
(16:26):
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