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(00:01):
Your day started wrong. If you'rein a rut with a man habit,
you were listening, here's some ofwhat you missed on the Bob and Tom
show this morning. Here he iswith his joke of the day. Yes,
Ace, what kind of exercise dolazy people do? What kind of
(00:24):
exercise do lazy people do? Idon't know A what kind squats? How
many squats did I do? Yes? Squats? So many? We've talked
about like I look mean or distinctiveor and it's hard to date with this
appearance? Does that? Like Inaturally intimidate. If a woman is picking
(00:49):
up what I am laying down rightand everything goes great, I should just
assume she wants me to choke hera little. I think the I think
the important thing there is a littleshooting star. Vodka is made from organic
wheat and botanicals from France that weredistilled, reduced, and then aged in
(01:10):
a terracotta jar with a meteorite suspendedin the middle. Kat what it's a
meteorite? I like to drink onthe rocks, but this is ridiculous.
I'll just have a bad light vodkaalinfused with a media all right, all
right, you have your updates.It's Tom joined us tomorrow morning, as
we start your day with a fewlaughs on Madison's classic rock one oh one
(01:34):
point five ib A fl
Your day started wrong. If you'rein a rut with a man habit,
you were listening, here's some ofwhat you missed on the Bob and Tom
show this morning. Here he iswith his joke of the day. Yes,
Ace, what kind of exercise dolazy people do? What kind of
(00:24):
exercise do lazy people do? Idon't know A what kind squats? How
many squats did I do? Yes? Squats? So many? We've talked
about like I look mean or distinctiveor and it's hard to date with this
appearance? Does that? Like Inaturally intimidate. If a woman is picking
(00:49):
up what I am laying down rightand everything goes great, I should just
assume she wants me to choke hera little. I think the I think
the important thing there is a littleshooting star. Vodka is made from organic
wheat and botanicals from France that weredistilled, reduced, and then aged in
(01:10):
a terracotta jar with a meteorite suspendedin the middle. Kat what it's a
meteorite? I like to drink onthe rocks, but this is ridiculous.
I'll just have a bad light vodkaalinfused with a media all right, all
right, you have your updates.It's Tom joined us tomorrow morning, as
we start your day with a fewlaughs on Madison's classic rock one oh one
(01:34):
point five ib A fl
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