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(00:03):
Welcome to Buns and Banter, apodcast by work Busties for work Busties.
Hey, I'm Lauren and I'm Ali. We're both morning show hosts for iHeartMedia.
We're both millennials, and we're bothtrying to figure out how to build
the lives we dream about, dating, marriage, career, career, and
being a mom, how to getthrough a week without crying. Welcome to
(00:26):
Buns and Banter. We're glad you'rehere. Oh m, you came with
your notes again. I'm so impressed. I love it. I love the
you have physical paper notes. Well, So backstory on this first thing.
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Lauren and I both work at iHeartMedia. We're both morning show hosts. Says
that every time in our little likeintro or whatever. So we have a
lot of bosses and like the podcast. It's different than like our on air
shifts and like our morning shows andstuff. Oh yes, but our boss
has been asking about the podcast,which freaked me out quite frequently lately,
(01:12):
which I'm like, are we introuble? I guess first thought, But
I actually I think it's a goodthing, and I think he really he
wants to help us sort of likefigure out what our niches, and you
know, when you've positioned a lotof radio stations and you know, sort
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of done radio marketing and broadcasting forthirty plus years, it's helpful to like
hear that kind of bus out.And he listened to an episode and we
don't know which one. I don'tknow which one, and he was like,
well, I'm not the target?Why am I? Which I thought
was was a very PC way.I did ask him point blank. I
(01:56):
was like, did we scare you? And he was like, no,
no, I just it's probably nota podcast I would seek out as a
sixty five year old man. AndI was like, okay, well,
you know that's not really I mean, I'm not saying that we don't have
sixty five year old man to oursixty five year old men, because I
know that we do, but yeah, like not the so so we kind
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of talked for a little while andwe were kind of talking about what we
want the podcast to be, andyou and I keep going back to this
lifestyle from different life spaces, yes, which I really think hits the nail
on the head conversations we can't haveon the air exactly. And that was
his takeaway. He was like,you guys are really talking about stuff that
you can't talk about on the air. So yeah, using language we cannot
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use on the air, absolutely not. But the FCC don't give a shit
about podcasts. So here we are. That's another T shirt. That's another
T shirt. So I've got someburning questions, oh my god, that
we definitely would not be able toanswer on our respective morning shows, but
we're doing it on bunds of bantertoday. I did not know this,
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by the way. Yeah, thisis a this wuttle surprise. I'm comfortably
close. So this is just likeI've got I've I've got a few of
these. Okay, we'll see.Let's just see how it goes. I
love it, answer honestly and wecan. Do you want to do like
one two three we both answer atthe same time, or do you want
me to read them and then youanswer and let's try the one two three?
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I love the chaos, okay.Most likely to sleep with a friend's
ex you me for sure. Idon't say that badly, it's just I
would make sure it was okay.I just think people are very drawn to
you and you can't help who itis. I obviously like I wouldn't do
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anything shady, but you know,we all have needs. I'm a very
loyal Libra friend. Yes, likeI will die defending my friends, but
like, if you're okay with it, and these are I'm just saying.
I'm just saying. Anyways, whois most likely to falsely use a disabled
parking space? You? I?Oh, I don't know. Maybe I
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can't imagine you doing that at all. I can't. I did it when
I was pregnant ones, That's why. And I feel really bad, but
not because not falsely, Like Ido think that pregnant women should have a
spot closer to the door. Ifelt bad though, because they did.
I just missed the signage. Itwas literally like a handicapped spot and an
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expectant mother spot. But this wasthird trimester. Do you remember my ankles?
I could barely walk. And that'sthe only reason why I say that.
That's the only reason they don't comefor me. I really I never
use those I know. These arethese are spicy. These are spicy questions.
Okay. Most likely to have acrush on a friend's parent you me?
Obviously, I know. I wasreading some of these before and I
(05:03):
was like, this is gonna beeasy. This is so fun. Who's
most likely to commit murder me?I would say such a short fuse.
I'm an emotional aries you, andyou watch all of those crime shows,
so I feel like i'd get awaywith it. You're like, yeah,
you feel very confident that you'd belike, this is fine. I'd tell
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you about it though. Yeah,i'd help loyal, But in terms of
legally speaking, I've never met hera day in my life. So okay.
Who has the worst music taste?I wouldn't say worst. I would
just say our music. Our tastesand music are different, super different.
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I probably have a very eclectic tastethat sometimes people don't love. I do
too, but like in a differentway. I like oldies, you do,
but we like different oldies. Yeah, Like you are all the Debbie
Harry yeah, and Whitney Houston yeahyeah right, and my Powerhouse women,
especially Selene Heart. Oh, Seleneis the songbird of our generation. I
(06:08):
could spend a whole episode. Icould maybe sing to Selene, Oh my
god. I know, okay,I know, but like you want to
turn on some CCR or like somequeen see yeah, see, we both
have great taste in music. Ifeel like Selene, I feel like that's
kind of a pre wreck to workin our business, Like, yeah,
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you have to be a fan ofa lot of different kinds of music because
you don't really go into radio witha like, oh I want to work
in Top forty, or oh Iwant to work in country, or oh
I want to work in because workingin all of it, you're doing it
all. You're doing it all,like you have to have you have to
be a fan of all of it. This one's funny. Who needs to
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be medicated? Both? So ifyou know someone anyways who is not but
should be, who would be theworst in an emergency? She would As
long as no bones are sticking outof your body, she'd be fine.
All right. But remember when Iran out of gas? I was so
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vulnerable. Yeah, actually that waslike right after the podcast last week,
Lauren pulled out of the garage.I left like a twenty minutes after her.
Yep, and I get a phonecall, Hey, I ran out
of gas in the Maserati thought Ihad one more trip. Not the Maserati's
fault. It definitely told me,girl, you're not getting anywhere, and
I ignored it. I do thattoo, though I will wait until my
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car is past e. Yes socalm, and a murder so not calm
in an emergency. Here we go. This person shows traits of a serial
killer, but like the good traits, I'm charismatic, I'm trustworthy. The
good traits quote unquote got it organized? Who would wear a band T shirt
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without knowing the band? Ali?I would, yep, I would you
such a cute band style. Idon't believe in that you have to like
name three songs when you have aband T shirt on. Like, maybe
I just liked the T shirt.Okay, maybe I discovered Maybe someone discovers
Nirvana because they saw the T shirtat Target, and like then they become
(08:18):
obsessed with ner It's just like,let people have their T shirts. This
person does not wear socks with shoes. Both of us have done it,
but you currently not wearing you sucksAnd I feel so bad too, because
you told me two episodes ago,because you've gotten a bit more cash in
the studio now and you were like, take your shoes off. I said
I would never. I don't wearsocks and shoes, and I'd probably kill
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you. Laurna and I both havejuicy toes. Too. That's a nice
visual for someone someone and you canVenmo's five dollars. Who do you think
has the highest body count? Youme? I mean? I yeah,
(09:01):
yeah, not bad. I justI've been I've been not stuck, but
in a loving relationship with mine forso long. Yeah, and let me
tell you these past few years,they've been pretty dry. They've been pretty
dry, not for a lack oftrying, right, just I will tell
you though, that two year hiatusI took from Chris. If we're talking
a media body count, it's arespectable number. Oh take some runs after
(09:24):
some events. Oh wow, that'sI don't know if it's everyone was single.
I don't like to ship where Ieat. I did that. I
did that for a while. Youknow that I did that for a while,
and I'll never do it again.Never. If I'm in a relationship
with someone and we like start abusiness together, that's different. Mind your
(09:45):
business. But I will never likebe working someplace and be like, oh,
there's a new person in sales thatI think I'm going to take a
run at. No, uh,don't do it. Uh shove me off
the fire escape. Oh I wouldthis person would start a fight unprovoked.
I would. I was just aboutto say I would. Yeah, I
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back you up. Sometimes you justlike you're so confident, I know that
whatever happened was to you, notfrom you, And I'd be like,
I'm here to throw down, yeah, unprovoked, Like I'm not just gonna
walk out on the street and likethrow a sucker punch, but like you
know, if I see an underdogor someone that needs help, oh,
I'm in it, baby, Yeah, I'm in it. That's your good
samaritan self. Yeah, most likelyto get a sugar daddy. I mean
(10:37):
we both need one, right,So I am consider this our application.
I was like, I'm not ashamedto say it. Even Chris would probably
be like absolutely, babe, Yeahyeah. Who relies on their mom for
everything? I don't know. Youtalk to your mom a lot. I
talk to my advice every single day, but I don't like rely on her
(10:58):
to make like doctor appointments or ohyeah no, no, you know,
but like I'm super close with mymom, So I'll take that one.
Yeah. I think that's good.It's like the it's the therapy we can
afford, which is free. Yeah, sorry, mom, who would have
been lobotomized in the fifties, mesame. I think we both would have
been very very group, right,Okay. Most likely to swear at a
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child. Oh god, it's sohard not to you. I've gotten much
better, but oh man, wewere we were looking at a house yesterday
and Will walks and he goes,whoa look at all this shit. I
was like, no, I'm sosorry. I'm sorry. It's like funny
though when they swear, but likeusually when it's in the proper context.
(11:48):
Yeah, it's like so sad.I know which I should not have children?
I really shouldn't. Who's most likelyto prefer the kids pop version of
songs? No, neither, Ican't neither I have kids, And I'm
like, absolutely not. And youknow what this next one? I know
neither of us would do this unlesswe were specifically asked. Most likely to
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show up wearing white to a wedding. Oh no, no, not even
like huh uh, Like sometimes whenpeople show up at a wedding with like
a lighter dress with like a printon it. Yeah, I'm even like,
what are you doing? Yep?I won't even go Like, even
if you asked me to show upin white, I'd still go cream I
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don't think I could do it.You'd go cream, I'd be it'd be
so weird to be like going ina white dress to a wedding. I
don't know. I don't think Icould do it. I don't think any
of the light neutral colors are inplay. If I was asked by the
bride to go in white, oh, I see, the closest i'd get
is cream. Oh. Otherwise,like I'm dark, most likely to commit
arson. I mean, it'd bea dual effort. Yeah, I was
(12:54):
gonna say either one of us,but the other one would would be there
to make sure that you stayed safeand that we got out of there correctly.
But again, we've never met.I don't know her. I don't
even know what fire is. Yep, you run north, I run south.
This person will die alone. It'llbe me. Lauren has kids and
(13:16):
a husband. I have a dogwho will probably eat my body if I
she would. I think, ifyou know maybe though. See, that's
one that is one of my biggestfears is that I'm gonna take a tumble
down my stairs when I'm alone,break my neck, and I'm dead.
In there for a couple of daysand Fran is like sorry, I would
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find you in within hours. There'sa lot of meat on these bones,
delicious meat. Most likely to accidentallyjoin a cult me, I feel like
it would be you. I amso gullible, so gullible. I think
I would love the feeling of grouptogetherness. I don't think you're gullible.
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I think you just really love agroup activity activity. If that's like taking
the stairs to Heaven, I'm in. If we're all going together, it's
so fun matching outfit. And willthere be wine because then there's no like
you're never getting her back in.And last, but certainly not least most
(14:22):
likely to start a cult you Me, you're so again confident and charismatic,
and I think you'd have a funcult. I don't think it'd be a
bad one. And it'd be likea good You'd be like a good cult.
It'd be very life affirming. Mmhmm. Yeah, it would be
very you know, like, uh, what's it self help? Self help?
(14:46):
If you've never seen that episode ofShit's Creek where they accidentally joined the
cult by going to the exercise class, that's how you'd get me. And
I'd be like, this is thegreatest place with the greatest people. Yeah,
so they were Oh that was good, burning questions for buns and banter.
That was very on point too.I think we should do this like
every once in a while. Yes, I feel very good about my answers,
(15:09):
like I'm self aware of my issues, which is really important. Yeah,
I feel like we really know eachother. Yeah, okay, so
can I make Can I do anupdate about my thumb? Yeah? Elliot
hurts so bad if you follow meon TikTok. I gave the story a
couple of days ago. We gotto go on a trolley ride for the
Grand Rapids International Wine, Beer andFood Festival, so fun, which is
(15:31):
so delish, And I wanted tolook cute, so I wore a body
suit and I just we need totalk about bodysuit battles for a minute.
You looked snatched. Well, Iappreciate that. I think that was part
of the problem, because the reasonI looked snatched is because I bought this
bodysuit that had compression built in becauseI needed some I need some help in
the mid section. It's okay,it's I like to feel good in what
(15:52):
I'm wearing. Yea. So ifyou're not aware of how a bodysuit works.
It's a onesie for grown ass people, and so most of the time
it snaps in the undercarriage area.Here's the messed up thing, though,
the snaps like on a infant onesie. Yeah, it's the same snaps.
Yes, they don't like they're notreinforced for an adult body, they're not
(16:15):
no upgraded, they're not designed foradult hands, and they're the same.
I just though's so wild to methat it's the same for an infant on
like a middle aged woman's garment.Yes I'm not calling you middle aged because
you're you're not, but I'm justsaying that I will burn this place to
the ground. Arson. So we'reat the end of this trolley ride.
(16:37):
We've had all these great like foodsand bethies, and I finally have to
pee. I held on the wholetrolley ride and we're talking nine am to
four pm. I did not breakthe seal. We get to our final
stop and we were going to doa wine tasting, so I wanted to
like give myself some room, emptyout the tank, and I'm going to
resnap this child's onesie on myself,and the compression shot back so hard it
(17:02):
tore my thumbnail off. I wasin the stall next to her when this
happened, and I was out likewashing my hands or whatever, and I
heard her go, oh wow,So I was thinking the worst. I
thought that the I thought something hadhappened and you're undercarriage with the snaps yuh
huh. Yeah, I thought thebody esuo, gotcha? It did?
(17:23):
It did? Then you didn't comeout for a while, and I was
like, I don't know if Ishould leave and give her a minute,
or if I should stay in herein case she needs help. It hurt.
It is one of the most painfulthings I've had happened, top five
for sure, and I'm not tryingto be dramatic. It tore the whole
like now the bed is exposed,which is super sensitive. It bled,
it bled the whole time we weresitting there. So I like drank my
(17:45):
wine while I was like covering mythumb because I didn't want anybody to know,
wh would you cut your thumb well. I couldn't get her to roma
cooch well enough and now like twodays later, it is still throbbing.
I like, you can't touch things, you can't hit, but it is
the dumbest fashion injury I've ever had. And it's like that, like,
oh, how did you hurt yourself? I broke a nail. I know
(18:07):
it's not even good, but it'sbad. Oh, it's so terrible.
And I did this on the airon one of my shows, and it
got this fascinating phone call. Hisname is Kevin and he's a former marine.
Ooh, and he's like, oh, let me tell you about this
wardrobe malfunction. And I've never beentaken behind the ropes of our military before.
And he I couldn't recognize the wordhe used, but within the marine's
(18:29):
uniform. And if we have anybodythat's in the service, or wasn't the
service listening, please correct me,you know, in the comments or whatever
if you can. But your likeshirt tails are connected through your pants to
like your socks, so that everythingis held in together. There was a
word for whatever this piece of garmentis. Your shirt is connected to your
socks. Yeah, is the wayhe was describing it to me. And
(18:52):
he goes, so a lot oftimes this thing will snap up. Oh,
it's so tight it'll rip your leghair out. Oh. And so
he's like a lot of times likeyou'll either see people with just waxed legs
so they don't have to deal withit because you're constantly like if you're in
your dress blues and things like that, that's when you have to wear it.
And I was like, Kevin,I would already thank you for your
(19:15):
service, but even more so nowknowing that little tidbit of knowledge, doesn't
that sound awful? I think,Oh, it'll just He's like, so
I can't even commy times I've justhad leg here ripped right out in the
middle of a ceremony. Oh my, I know, because then I felt
really bad hearing a marine talk aboutthat when I'm like, my thum hurts.
(19:37):
Howie, that is fascinating? Thatinteresting? Wow. I knew there
was a lot that went into militaryuniforms, and I'm like, wow,
do you ever watch like military TikTok? I don't you should? It sounds
fascinating because like the things that theylike, they'll like they get ready with
me are super super fascinating because sometimesit's guys, sometimes it's girls, but
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sometimes they just like are filming tiktoks, like on base or like certain places,
and I'm like, is this anational security issue, like, should
you guys right be doing this likefilming from inside whatever you're in. I
don't even know, but but getready with me military on TikTok. Yeah,
that's a good that's a good,good suggestion of never speaking of wardrobe.
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Oh no, not malfunctions. ButI'm just like a little bit nervous
about it. I'm going to awedding this weekend with a guy that I
have been seeing, oh yeah fora little over a month. Now,
I'm just gonna hard launch it.Uh. And I got a dress and
you know, I love to renta dress. You're so good at it
too, you find the best stuff. I rent clothes every single month.
(20:48):
Shout out to Newly. This isnot sponsored, but it could be if
you want it to be, soyou let me know. So I get
a dress from Newly and it looksso cute. And I love renting a
dress because people will post pictures ofthem in the dress so you can sort
of get a feel for, likewhat it looks like on an actual,
real human body. Thank you.And they tell you how much they weigh
and how tall they are and whatshape their body is and if they have
(21:10):
sized up or sized down it's great. It's awesome. So the reviews were
like, you probably want to sizedown. I'm cutting it close right,
like, I'm leaving tomorrow. Thisstress arrived yesterday, so I don't really
have a lot of time to likemake another move or pivot if this doesn't
work right. It fits. It'skind of a puffier sleeve cute, and
(21:32):
it's cut like so I posted apicture of this on my Facebook page.
You can kind of see it inthe picture. But I texted my mom
and my sisters like, do younotice anything weird about this dress? The
sleeve connection to the actual dress isright in the middle of my nipple.
Oh, it's like not wide enoughup top. Yeah, which also makes
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it impossible to wear a bra.This is the first time I am meeting
this man's mother, Oh, mymother, cousin, cousin's new wife,
like his entire family. Hey,and I've got like, oh, look
(22:17):
at this now. While you're talkingabout it, my mom and my sisters
say that you can't tell, andI'm like, well, I'm not gonna
be able to wear a bra.And this dress is like it's a darker
floral, but it's really thin material, Okay, And I just I don't
want to be Hey, remember thatgirl you brought to the wedding who you
could see right through her dress toher nipples. Oh, I think that's
(22:40):
really cute. So this is exactlyI love that pattern. This is exactly
what I thought you were describing,because I was just talking about this with
a friend of mine the other day. Yeah, this is a new style
where the like whatever you call them, the pleats, the lineage whatever.
I notice it on a lot ofthe National Morning shows too on TV really,
and they can sit really awkwardly andyou almost have like a fembot look.
(23:06):
Yes, yes, and it's thestyle. I don't think you have
that here though, because I thinkwith the pattern it's not. These are
like like some of the solid colorones I notice. I'm like, oh
my goodness, it is drawing allof your attention into and then your nipple
is there because you can't wear abral Like you said, Yeah, this
is cute. I think this isreally cute, and I don't notice that.
(23:26):
Is it girl cute though? Oris it like everyone will think it's
cute, Because that's the other thingthat I'm worried about. I'm like asking
him all of these questions. I'mlike, well, what's the dress code,
where's the wedding gonna be? Andof course they never have any good
information. I'm like, well,what are you wearing. He's like,
well, I'm wearing a suit becauseI'm an usher in the wedding. I'm
like, oh, you're in thewedding. Oh that's brand new information,
(23:48):
right right, right, Okay,I'll just I'll figure it out. That
is, everybody will think it's cute, cute one hundred percent, and it's
like, you don't you don't wannathank you. M That makes me feel
a little bit better, But youknow, like you want to make like
a good first impression. So it'stough to try to find something where it's
like it's not only just like you'rethe guest to a wedding that you you're
(24:11):
someone's plus one. Yeah, Sothat's like a layer. Then the other
layer is like, I'm meeting yourentire family for the first time, so
this is their first impression of me. I think it is actually a very
perfect choice because the other thing,like what I would be so nervous about,
which always happens with my dresses,is the low cutness. Yeah,
and I don't like, I'm nothere to be rolling in, you know,
(24:32):
looking like a fresh mom that's stillgetting a lot of the milk up
top, Yeah, which is whattends to happen for me in dresses.
And I don't really mind something that'ssuper low cut because I don't have huge
boobs. Yeah, so like Ifeel like I can get away with it,
like I've got small boob privilege.That is beautiful though. I think
that's a really really good choice forexactly the event you just described. Oh
(24:57):
I am, I think great aman, right, Like you literally can't
wear the wrong just don't wear jeansto the wedding, right exactly. But
there's also like a rehearsal dinner involvedin this too, which of course we're
going up for because he's an usherin the wedding and like his cousin is
like his brother. So I'm like, oh, that's another outfit. I
(25:18):
gotta figure out. This is veryawesome and intense at the same time.
It's awesome and intense, awesome andintents. What would you wear to a
rehearsal dinner where you don't know anybodyand you don't know what the dress code
is? And I also don't knowif it's like a rehearsal dinner, rehearsal
dinner, because that can mean somany things these days, or if it's
(25:40):
like a welcome dinner. We hada super casual reception rehearsal dinner, you
did, Yeah, like we didit one of my favorite restaurants in Grand
Ledge that's like a bar also andhad this great back room, like woodsy,
huge fireplace like Redwoods of Northern Califield, very very chill. Like you
could have worn jeans, but Ithink a rehearsal dinner you get away with
(26:03):
like a really cute pantsuit pants suit. Yeah, I think so for a
rehearsal dinner. Oh geez, Okay, I was thinking jeans. Oh,
I think you could. But see, I don't know, because I don't
know the level of niceness. You'reright, I don't know either. I
don't know either. And I waslike, well, what are you gonna
wear? I asked him, andhe was like, probably like just like
pants and a button up. AndI'm like, but you can wear that
(26:25):
to literally any situation and look appropriate, whereas if I wear jeans to an
event that I'm not supposed to wearjeans to. Yeah, I'll stick out
like a sort thumb. Would yourather be overdressed than underdressed? No?
I would rather be the right amount. Yes, if I had to skew
one way or the other, I'drather be overdressed than underdressed to any situation
(26:49):
anytime. But it's gonna probably bechilly. If everyone's wearing jeans and I
show up in a dress that's tryingyou hard. Yeah, I wouldn't go.
Oh, I don't know. Iwouldn't go dress if you like,
do you know the venue this rehearsaldinner is at? No, my god,
this man of yours? What arewe supposed to do? I know?
(27:12):
And like he's traveling this week,so I feel like I can't ask.
I'm like trying not to blow uphis phone. But it's like an
out of town wedding too, soit's not like I can like I have
to bring oh a girl. Iwould have my back seat full of everything
I owned, roll up, peekin the window of whatever you're at,
look at someone, and then goand change in the bathroom. Is exactly
(27:33):
how I'd handle this, I know. And I'm like, well, where
are we staying? And he's like, oh, with my family and my
family's house. Like, oh much, of course we are. I know,
I knew that. I know.Yeah, this is zero to one
hundred zero. I don't hate it, zero to one hundred got it handled.
I have a badass, Yeah,I do. I think so you
(27:55):
do love the dress. I thinkwhatever you figure out for Friday night will
be I think you could go,like even a dark Dunham that I know
you have. That's always classic.Okay, oh yeah, okay, yeah,
like black jeans aren't actually gens nogod, no, no count that
is formal. Man. We're meantto be dunhim on Dunham like Canadian tuxedo
people. I love Dunham on Dennel. It's fabulous. You looked on the
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trolley ride we were just talking about. You looked absolutely phenomenal. Dunna Dunham
Unham. Never again will I bewearing a body suit that snaps the way
that it did. I don't can'tdo worse than that for your rehearsal dinner.
We have sent people to the moon, but we cannot figure out how
to innovate the woman's bodysuit underlying problemthere. Oh woman, I don't get
it. I know it's twenty twentythree. Give me something that snatches me
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up in a healthy, non destructiveway. It doesn't seem to be hard.
Yeah, Like I really thought,like, where's spanks? Where are
you guys? That's a good pointbecause I feel like, for a second
there it was like innovation after innovationafter innovation, and now like I haven't
heard anything in a minute. It'slike we've hit a wall. I do.
I get that you've got your jeans, but I'm looking for something that
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is a bit closer, closer tothe bone, that's not a snap like
can we but like also a zipperfeels dangerous? Yes, yeah, I'm
not really sure what velcrow? Ohif it can? If it? Because
the last thing I need is bothof my onesie tails to pop out of
my jeans in a moment. Yeah. Ah, today's episode brought to you
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by being so hard to be awoman. We really need like a shapewear
sponsor, please or something. Ilove it. I'm down. You'd help
the wedding, you'd help the rehearsal, you'd help the day to day.
Never again would I be walking aroundwith a bloody thumb and a story that
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doesn't match the gnarly injury, andthat is going to take a while for
your nail to grow out and protectwhatever is hanging out of there. God,
it's something right. I'm actually assumingsome kind of infection will make its
way and and that's how I go. Of course, So I have signed
you over as part beneficiary of myvery little work benefits here. You're welcome.
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I will take wonderful care of Willand Sophia. Chris, I feel
like maybe he might, you know, have to. He's fine, figure
it out. Yeah, he's he'stotally fine. Yep. Yeah, he'd
probably tell me. He told youso, bab that body suit was a
little tough. Yeah, we're good, but I would like your headphones, so
Welcome to Buns and Banter, apodcast by work Busties for work Busties.
Hey, I'm Lauren and I'm Ali. We're both morning show hosts for iHeartMedia.
We're both millennials, and we're bothtrying to figure out how to build
the lives we dream about, dating, marriage, career, career, and
being a mom, how to getthrough a week without crying. Welcome to
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Buns and Banter. We're glad you'rehere. Oh m, you came with
your notes again. I'm so impressed. I love it. I love the
you have physical paper notes. Well, So backstory on this first thing.
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Lauren and I both work at iHeartMedia. We're both morning show hosts. Says
that every time in our little likeintro or whatever. So we have a
lot of bosses and like the podcast. It's different than like our on air
shifts and like our morning shows andstuff. Oh yes, but our boss
has been asking about the podcast,which freaked me out quite frequently lately,
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which I'm like, are we introuble? I guess first thought, But
I actually I think it's a goodthing, and I think he really he
wants to help us sort of likefigure out what our niches, and you
know, when you've positioned a lotof radio stations and you know, sort
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of done radio marketing and broadcasting forthirty plus years, it's helpful to like
hear that kind of bus out.And he listened to an episode and we
don't know which one. I don'tknow which one, and he was like,
well, I'm not the target?Why am I? Which I thought
was was a very PC way.I did ask him point blank. I
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was like, did we scare you? And he was like, no,
no, I just it's probably nota podcast I would seek out as a
sixty five year old man. AndI was like, okay, well,
you know that's not really I mean, I'm not saying that we don't have
sixty five year old man to oursixty five year old men, because I
know that we do, but yeah, like not the so so we kind
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of talked for a little while andwe were kind of talking about what we
want the podcast to be, andyou and I keep going back to this
lifestyle from different life spaces, yes, which I really think hits the nail
on the head conversations we can't haveon the air exactly. And that was
his takeaway. He was like,you guys are really talking about stuff that
you can't talk about on the air. So yeah, using language we cannot
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use on the air, absolutely not. But the FCC don't give a shit
about podcasts. So here we are. That's another T shirt. That's another
T shirt. So I've got someburning questions, oh my god, that
we definitely would not be able toanswer on our respective morning shows, but
we're doing it on bunds of bantertoday. I did not know this,
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by the way. Yeah, thisis a this wuttle surprise. I'm comfortably
close. So this is just likeI've got I've I've got a few of
these. Okay, we'll see.Let's just see how it goes. I
love it, answer honestly and wecan. Do you want to do like
one two three we both answer atthe same time, or do you want
me to read them and then youanswer and let's try the one two three?
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I love the chaos, okay.Most likely to sleep with a friend's
ex you me for sure. Idon't say that badly, it's just I
would make sure it was okay.I just think people are very drawn to
you and you can't help who itis. I obviously like I wouldn't do
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anything shady, but you know,we all have needs. I'm a very
loyal Libra friend. Yes, likeI will die defending my friends, but
like, if you're okay with it, and these are I'm just saying.
I'm just saying. Anyways, whois most likely to falsely use a disabled
parking space? You? I?Oh, I don't know. Maybe I
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can't imagine you doing that at all. I can't. I did it when
I was pregnant ones, That's why. And I feel really bad, but
not because not falsely, Like Ido think that pregnant women should have a
spot closer to the door. Ifelt bad though, because they did.
I just missed the signage. Itwas literally like a handicapped spot and an
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expectant mother spot. But this wasthird trimester. Do you remember my ankles?
I could barely walk. And that'sthe only reason why I say that.
That's the only reason they don't comefor me. I really I never
use those I know. These arethese are spicy. These are spicy questions.
Okay. Most likely to have acrush on a friend's parent you me?
Obviously, I know. I wasreading some of these before and I
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was like, this is gonna beeasy. This is so fun. Who's
most likely to commit murder me?I would say such a short fuse.
I'm an emotional aries you, andyou watch all of those crime shows,
so I feel like i'd get awaywith it. You're like, yeah,
you feel very confident that you'd belike, this is fine. I'd tell
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you about it though. Yeah,i'd help loyal, But in terms of
legally speaking, I've never met hera day in my life. So okay.
Who has the worst music taste?I wouldn't say worst. I would
just say our music. Our tastesand music are different, super different.
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I probably have a very eclectic tastethat sometimes people don't love. I do
too, but like in a differentway. I like oldies, you do,
but we like different oldies. Yeah, Like you are all the Debbie
Harry yeah, and Whitney Houston yeahyeah right, and my Powerhouse women,
especially Selene Heart. Oh, Seleneis the songbird of our generation. I
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could spend a whole episode. Icould maybe sing to Selene, Oh my
god. I know, okay,I know, but like you want to
turn on some CCR or like somequeen see yeah, see, we both
have great taste in music. Ifeel like Selene, I feel like that's
kind of a pre wreck to workin our business, Like, yeah,
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you have to be a fan ofa lot of different kinds of music because
you don't really go into radio witha like, oh I want to work
in Top forty, or oh Iwant to work in country, or oh
I want to work in because workingin all of it, you're doing it
all. You're doing it all,like you have to have you have to
be a fan of all of it. This one's funny. Who needs to
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be medicated? Both? So ifyou know someone anyways who is not but
should be, who would be theworst in an emergency? She would As
long as no bones are sticking outof your body, she'd be fine.
All right. But remember when Iran out of gas? I was so
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vulnerable. Yeah, actually that waslike right after the podcast last week,
Lauren pulled out of the garage.I left like a twenty minutes after her.
Yep, and I get a phonecall, Hey, I ran out
of gas in the Maserati thought Ihad one more trip. Not the Maserati's
fault. It definitely told me,girl, you're not getting anywhere, and
I ignored it. I do thattoo, though I will wait until my
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car is past e. Yes socalm, and a murder so not calm
in an emergency. Here we go. This person shows traits of a serial
killer, but like the good traits, I'm charismatic, I'm trustworthy. The
good traits quote unquote got it organized? Who would wear a band T shirt
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without knowing the band? Ali?I would, yep, I would you
such a cute band style. Idon't believe in that you have to like
name three songs when you have aband T shirt on. Like, maybe
I just liked the T shirt.Okay, maybe I discovered Maybe someone discovers
Nirvana because they saw the T shirtat Target, and like then they become
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obsessed with ner It's just like,let people have their T shirts. This
person does not wear socks with shoes. Both of us have done it,
but you currently not wearing you sucksAnd I feel so bad too, because
you told me two episodes ago,because you've gotten a bit more cash in
the studio now and you were like, take your shoes off. I said
I would never. I don't wearsocks and shoes, and I'd probably kill
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you. Laurna and I both havejuicy toes. Too. That's a nice
visual for someone someone and you canVenmo's five dollars. Who do you think
has the highest body count? Youme? I mean? I yeah,
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yeah, not bad. I justI've been I've been not stuck, but
in a loving relationship with mine forso long. Yeah, and let me
tell you these past few years,they've been pretty dry. They've been pretty
dry, not for a lack oftrying, right, just I will tell
you though, that two year hiatusI took from Chris. If we're talking
a media body count, it's arespectable number. Oh take some runs after
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some events. Oh wow, that'sI don't know if it's everyone was single.
I don't like to ship where Ieat. I did that. I
did that for a while. Youknow that I did that for a while,
and I'll never do it again.Never. If I'm in a relationship
with someone and we like start abusiness together, that's different. Mind your
(09:45):
business. But I will never likebe working someplace and be like, oh,
there's a new person in sales thatI think I'm going to take a
run at. No, uh,don't do it. Uh shove me off
the fire escape. Oh I wouldthis person would start a fight unprovoked.
I would. I was just aboutto say I would. Yeah, I
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back you up. Sometimes you justlike you're so confident, I know that
whatever happened was to you, notfrom you, And I'd be like,
I'm here to throw down, yeah, unprovoked, Like I'm not just gonna
walk out on the street and likethrow a sucker punch, but like you
know, if I see an underdogor someone that needs help, oh,
I'm in it, baby, Yeah, I'm in it. That's your good
samaritan self. Yeah, most likelyto get a sugar daddy. I mean
(10:37):
we both need one, right,So I am consider this our application.
I was like, I'm not ashamedto say it. Even Chris would probably
be like absolutely, babe, Yeahyeah. Who relies on their mom for
everything? I don't know. Youtalk to your mom a lot. I
talk to my advice every single day, but I don't like rely on her
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to make like doctor appointments or ohyeah no, no, you know,
but like I'm super close with mymom, So I'll take that one.
Yeah. I think that's good.It's like the it's the therapy we can
afford, which is free. Yeah, sorry, mom, who would have
been lobotomized in the fifties, mesame. I think we both would have
been very very group, right,Okay. Most likely to swear at a
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child. Oh god, it's sohard not to you. I've gotten much
better, but oh man, wewere we were looking at a house yesterday
and Will walks and he goes,whoa look at all this shit. I
was like, no, I'm sosorry. I'm sorry. It's like funny
though when they swear, but likeusually when it's in the proper context.
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Yeah, it's like so sad.I know which I should not have children?
I really shouldn't. Who's most likelyto prefer the kids pop version of
songs? No, neither, Ican't neither I have kids, And I'm
like, absolutely not. And youknow what this next one? I know
neither of us would do this unlesswe were specifically asked. Most likely to
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show up wearing white to a wedding. Oh no, no, not even
like huh uh, Like sometimes whenpeople show up at a wedding with like
a lighter dress with like a printon it. Yeah, I'm even like,
what are you doing? Yep?I won't even go Like, even
if you asked me to show upin white, I'd still go cream I
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don't think I could do it.You'd go cream, I'd be it'd be
so weird to be like going ina white dress to a wedding. I
don't know. I don't think Icould do it. I don't think any
of the light neutral colors are inplay. If I was asked by the
bride to go in white, oh, I see, the closest i'd get
is cream. Oh. Otherwise,like I'm dark, most likely to commit
arson. I mean, it'd bea dual effort. Yeah, I was
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gonna say either one of us,but the other one would would be there
to make sure that you stayed safeand that we got out of there correctly.
But again, we've never met.I don't know her. I don't
even know what fire is. Yep, you run north, I run south.
This person will die alone. It'llbe me. Lauren has kids and
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a husband. I have a dogwho will probably eat my body if I
she would. I think, ifyou know maybe though. See, that's
one that is one of my biggestfears is that I'm gonna take a tumble
down my stairs when I'm alone,break my neck, and I'm dead.
In there for a couple of daysand Fran is like sorry, I would
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find you in within hours. There'sa lot of meat on these bones,
delicious meat. Most likely to accidentallyjoin a cult me, I feel like
it would be you. I amso gullible, so gullible. I think
I would love the feeling of grouptogetherness. I don't think you're gullible.
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I think you just really love agroup activity activity. If that's like taking
the stairs to Heaven, I'm in. If we're all going together, it's
so fun matching outfit. And willthere be wine because then there's no like
you're never getting her back in.And last, but certainly not least most
(14:22):
likely to start a cult you Me, you're so again confident and charismatic,
and I think you'd have a funcult. I don't think it'd be a
bad one. And it'd be likea good You'd be like a good cult.
It'd be very life affirming. Mmhmm. Yeah, it would be
very you know, like, uh, what's it self help? Self help?
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If you've never seen that episode ofShit's Creek where they accidentally joined the
cult by going to the exercise class, that's how you'd get me. And
I'd be like, this is thegreatest place with the greatest people. Yeah,
so they were Oh that was good, burning questions for buns and banter.
That was very on point too.I think we should do this like
every once in a while. Yes, I feel very good about my answers,
(15:09):
like I'm self aware of my issues, which is really important. Yeah,
I feel like we really know eachother. Yeah, okay, so
can I make Can I do anupdate about my thumb? Yeah? Elliot
hurts so bad if you follow meon TikTok. I gave the story a
couple of days ago. We gotto go on a trolley ride for the
Grand Rapids International Wine, Beer andFood Festival, so fun, which is
(15:31):
so delish, And I wanted tolook cute, so I wore a body
suit and I just we need totalk about bodysuit battles for a minute.
You looked snatched. Well, Iappreciate that. I think that was part
of the problem, because the reasonI looked snatched is because I bought this
bodysuit that had compression built in becauseI needed some I need some help in
the mid section. It's okay,it's I like to feel good in what
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I'm wearing. Yea. So ifyou're not aware of how a bodysuit works.
It's a onesie for grown ass people, and so most of the time
it snaps in the undercarriage area.Here's the messed up thing, though,
the snaps like on a infant onesie. Yeah, it's the same snaps.
Yes, they don't like they're notreinforced for an adult body, they're not
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no upgraded, they're not designed foradult hands, and they're the same.
I just though's so wild to methat it's the same for an infant on
like a middle aged woman's garment.Yes I'm not calling you middle aged because
you're you're not, but I'm justsaying that I will burn this place to
the ground. Arson. So we'reat the end of this trolley ride.
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We've had all these great like foodsand bethies, and I finally have to
pee. I held on the wholetrolley ride and we're talking nine am to
four pm. I did not breakthe seal. We get to our final
stop and we were going to doa wine tasting, so I wanted to
like give myself some room, emptyout the tank, and I'm going to
resnap this child's onesie on myself,and the compression shot back so hard it
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tore my thumbnail off. I wasin the stall next to her when this
happened, and I was out likewashing my hands or whatever, and I
heard her go, oh wow,So I was thinking the worst. I
thought that the I thought something hadhappened and you're undercarriage with the snaps yuh
huh. Yeah, I thought thebody esuo, gotcha? It did?
(17:23):
It did? Then you didn't comeout for a while, and I was
like, I don't know if Ishould leave and give her a minute,
or if I should stay in herein case she needs help. It hurt.
It is one of the most painfulthings I've had happened, top five
for sure, and I'm not tryingto be dramatic. It tore the whole
like now the bed is exposed,which is super sensitive. It bled,
it bled the whole time we weresitting there. So I like drank my
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wine while I was like covering mythumb because I didn't want anybody to know,
wh would you cut your thumb well. I couldn't get her to roma
cooch well enough and now like twodays later, it is still throbbing.
I like, you can't touch things, you can't hit, but it is
the dumbest fashion injury I've ever had. And it's like that, like,
oh, how did you hurt yourself? I broke a nail. I know
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it's not even good, but it'sbad. Oh, it's so terrible.
And I did this on the airon one of my shows, and it
got this fascinating phone call. Hisname is Kevin and he's a former marine.
Ooh, and he's like, oh, let me tell you about this
wardrobe malfunction. And I've never beentaken behind the ropes of our military before.
And he I couldn't recognize the wordhe used, but within the marine's
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uniform. And if we have anybodythat's in the service, or wasn't the
service listening, please correct me,you know, in the comments or whatever
if you can. But your likeshirt tails are connected through your pants to
like your socks, so that everythingis held in together. There was a
word for whatever this piece of garmentis. Your shirt is connected to your
socks. Yeah, is the wayhe was describing it to me. And
(18:52):
he goes, so a lot oftimes this thing will snap up. Oh,
it's so tight it'll rip your leghair out. Oh. And so
he's like a lot of times likeyou'll either see people with just waxed legs
so they don't have to deal withit because you're constantly like if you're in
your dress blues and things like that, that's when you have to wear it.
And I was like, Kevin,I would already thank you for your
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service, but even more so nowknowing that little tidbit of knowledge, doesn't
that sound awful? I think,Oh, it'll just He's like, so
I can't even commy times I've justhad leg here ripped right out in the
middle of a ceremony. Oh my, I know, because then I felt
really bad hearing a marine talk aboutthat when I'm like, my thum hurts.
(19:37):
Howie, that is fascinating? Thatinteresting? Wow. I knew there
was a lot that went into militaryuniforms, and I'm like, wow,
do you ever watch like military TikTok? I don't you should? It sounds
fascinating because like the things that theylike, they'll like they get ready with
me are super super fascinating because sometimesit's guys, sometimes it's girls, but
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sometimes they just like are filming tiktoks, like on base or like certain places,
and I'm like, is this anational security issue, like, should
you guys right be doing this likefilming from inside whatever you're in. I
don't even know, but but getready with me military on TikTok. Yeah,
that's a good that's a good,good suggestion of never speaking of wardrobe.
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Oh no, not malfunctions. ButI'm just like a little bit nervous
about it. I'm going to awedding this weekend with a guy that I
have been seeing, oh yeah fora little over a month. Now,
I'm just gonna hard launch it.Uh. And I got a dress and
you know, I love to renta dress. You're so good at it
too, you find the best stuff. I rent clothes every single month.
(20:48):
Shout out to Newly. This isnot sponsored, but it could be if
you want it to be, soyou let me know. So I get
a dress from Newly and it looksso cute. And I love renting a
dress because people will post pictures ofthem in the dress so you can sort
of get a feel for, likewhat it looks like on an actual,
real human body. Thank you.And they tell you how much they weigh
and how tall they are and whatshape their body is and if they have
(21:10):
sized up or sized down it's great. It's awesome. So the reviews were
like, you probably want to sizedown. I'm cutting it close right,
like, I'm leaving tomorrow. Thisstress arrived yesterday, so I don't really
have a lot of time to likemake another move or pivot if this doesn't
work right. It fits. It'skind of a puffier sleeve cute, and
(21:32):
it's cut like so I posted apicture of this on my Facebook page.
You can kind of see it inthe picture. But I texted my mom
and my sisters like, do younotice anything weird about this dress? The
sleeve connection to the actual dress isright in the middle of my nipple.
Oh, it's like not wide enoughup top. Yeah, which also makes
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it impossible to wear a bra.This is the first time I am meeting
this man's mother, Oh, mymother, cousin, cousin's new wife,
like his entire family. Hey,and I've got like, oh, look
(22:17):
at this now. While you're talkingabout it, my mom and my sisters
say that you can't tell, andI'm like, well, I'm not gonna
be able to wear a bra.And this dress is like it's a darker
floral, but it's really thin material, Okay, And I just I don't
want to be Hey, remember thatgirl you brought to the wedding who you
could see right through her dress toher nipples. Oh, I think that's
(22:40):
really cute. So this is exactlyI love that pattern. This is exactly
what I thought you were describing,because I was just talking about this with
a friend of mine the other day. Yeah, this is a new style
where the like whatever you call them, the pleats, the lineage whatever.
I notice it on a lot ofthe National Morning shows too on TV really,
and they can sit really awkwardly andyou almost have like a fembot look.
(23:06):
Yes, yes, and it's thestyle. I don't think you have
that here though, because I thinkwith the pattern it's not. These are
like like some of the solid colorones I notice. I'm like, oh
my goodness, it is drawing allof your attention into and then your nipple
is there because you can't wear abral Like you said, Yeah, this
is cute. I think this isreally cute, and I don't notice that.
(23:26):
Is it girl cute though? Oris it like everyone will think it's
cute, Because that's the other thingthat I'm worried about. I'm like asking
him all of these questions. I'mlike, well, what's the dress code,
where's the wedding gonna be? Andof course they never have any good
information. I'm like, well,what are you wearing. He's like,
well, I'm wearing a suit becauseI'm an usher in the wedding. I'm
like, oh, you're in thewedding. Oh that's brand new information,
(23:48):
right right, right, Okay,I'll just I'll figure it out. That
is, everybody will think it's cute, cute one hundred percent, and it's
like, you don't you don't wannathank you. M That makes me feel
a little bit better, But youknow, like you want to make like
a good first impression. So it'stough to try to find something where it's
like it's not only just like you'rethe guest to a wedding that you you're
(24:11):
someone's plus one. Yeah, Sothat's like a layer. Then the other
layer is like, I'm meeting yourentire family for the first time, so
this is their first impression of me. I think it is actually a very
perfect choice because the other thing,like what I would be so nervous about,
which always happens with my dresses,is the low cutness. Yeah,
and I don't like, I'm nothere to be rolling in, you know,
(24:32):
looking like a fresh mom that's stillgetting a lot of the milk up
top, Yeah, which is whattends to happen for me in dresses.
And I don't really mind something that'ssuper low cut because I don't have huge
boobs. Yeah, so like Ifeel like I can get away with it,
like I've got small boob privilege.That is beautiful though. I think
that's a really really good choice forexactly the event you just described. Oh
(24:57):
I am, I think great aman, right, Like you literally can't
wear the wrong just don't wear jeansto the wedding, right exactly. But
there's also like a rehearsal dinner involvedin this too, which of course we're
going up for because he's an usherin the wedding and like his cousin is
like his brother. So I'm like, oh, that's another outfit. I
(25:18):
gotta figure out. This is veryawesome and intense at the same time.
It's awesome and intense, awesome andintents. What would you wear to a
rehearsal dinner where you don't know anybodyand you don't know what the dress code
is? And I also don't knowif it's like a rehearsal dinner, rehearsal
dinner, because that can mean somany things these days, or if it's
(25:40):
like a welcome dinner. We hada super casual reception rehearsal dinner, you
did, Yeah, like we didit one of my favorite restaurants in Grand
Ledge that's like a bar also andhad this great back room, like woodsy,
huge fireplace like Redwoods of Northern Califield, very very chill. Like you
could have worn jeans, but Ithink a rehearsal dinner you get away with
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like a really cute pantsuit pants suit. Yeah, I think so for a
rehearsal dinner. Oh geez, Okay, I was thinking jeans. Oh,
I think you could. But see, I don't know, because I don't
know the level of niceness. You'reright, I don't know either. I
don't know either. And I waslike, well, what are you gonna
wear? I asked him, andhe was like, probably like just like
pants and a button up. AndI'm like, but you can wear that
(26:25):
to literally any situation and look appropriate, whereas if I wear jeans to an
event that I'm not supposed to wearjeans to. Yeah, I'll stick out
like a sort thumb. Would yourather be overdressed than underdressed? No?
I would rather be the right amount. Yes, if I had to skew
one way or the other, I'drather be overdressed than underdressed to any situation
(26:49):
anytime. But it's gonna probably bechilly. If everyone's wearing jeans and I
show up in a dress that's tryingyou hard. Yeah, I wouldn't go.
Oh, I don't know. Iwouldn't go dress if you like,
do you know the venue this rehearsaldinner is at? No, my god,
this man of yours? What arewe supposed to do? I know?
(27:12):
And like he's traveling this week,so I feel like I can't ask.
I'm like trying not to blow uphis phone. But it's like an
out of town wedding too, soit's not like I can like I have
to bring oh a girl. Iwould have my back seat full of everything
I owned, roll up, peekin the window of whatever you're at,
look at someone, and then goand change in the bathroom. Is exactly
(27:33):
how I'd handle this, I know. And I'm like, well, where
are we staying? And he's like, oh, with my family and my
family's house. Like, oh much, of course we are. I know,
I knew that. I know.Yeah, this is zero to one
hundred zero. I don't hate it, zero to one hundred got it handled.
I have a badass, Yeah,I do. I think so you
(27:55):
do love the dress. I thinkwhatever you figure out for Friday night will
be I think you could go,like even a dark Dunham that I know
you have. That's always classic.Okay, oh yeah, okay, yeah,
like black jeans aren't actually gens nogod, no, no count that
is formal. Man. We're meantto be dunhim on Dunham like Canadian tuxedo
people. I love Dunham on Dennel. It's fabulous. You looked on the
(28:19):
trolley ride we were just talking about. You looked absolutely phenomenal. Dunna Dunham
Unham. Never again will I bewearing a body suit that snaps the way
that it did. I don't can'tdo worse than that for your rehearsal dinner.
We have sent people to the moon, but we cannot figure out how
to innovate the woman's bodysuit underlying problemthere. Oh woman, I don't get
it. I know it's twenty twentythree. Give me something that snatches me
(28:44):
up in a healthy, non destructiveway. It doesn't seem to be hard.
Yeah, Like I really thought,like, where's spanks? Where are
you guys? That's a good pointbecause I feel like, for a second
there it was like innovation after innovationafter innovation, and now like I haven't
heard anything in a minute. It'slike we've hit a wall. I do.
I get that you've got your jeans, but I'm looking for something that
(29:06):
is a bit closer, closer tothe bone, that's not a snap like
can we but like also a zipperfeels dangerous? Yes, yeah, I'm
not really sure what velcrow? Ohif it can? If it? Because
the last thing I need is bothof my onesie tails to pop out of
my jeans in a moment. Yeah. Ah, today's episode brought to you
(29:30):
by being so hard to be awoman. We really need like a shapewear
sponsor, please or something. Ilove it. I'm down. You'd help
the wedding, you'd help the rehearsal, you'd help the day to day.
Never again would I be walking aroundwith a bloody thumb and a story that
(29:52):
doesn't match the gnarly injury, andthat is going to take a while for
your nail to grow out and protectwhatever is hanging out of there. God,
it's something right. I'm actually assumingsome kind of infection will make its
way and and that's how I go. Of course, So I have signed
you over as part beneficiary of myvery little work benefits here. You're welcome.
(30:12):
I will take wonderful care of Willand Sophia. Chris, I feel
like maybe he might, you know, have to. He's fine, figure
it out. Yeah, he's he'stotally fine. Yep. Yeah, he'd
probably tell me. He told youso, bab that body suit was a
little tough. Yeah, we're good, but I would like your headphones, so
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