01/22/2025 - Chimpuccino? Nothing?

Hear about a monkey attack at a Starbucks drive-thru and the bizarre story behind it.

Hear about the family drama that unfolded when Bill Burr was ambushed. 

Is the price of streaming getting out of control? Hear the hosts debate the cost of Netflix and Hulu.

What do LL Cool J, white weddings, and the Rump Shaker have in common?

Get legal advice from Stuart W. Penrose, and hear about one caller's bizarre story about a settlement check and another caller's story of an abusive ex-husband who is a cop.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got something to say.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Put the show ain't on called The Kid Chris Show.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
After Hours at five one three eight one three, seventy nine,
seventy nine wu.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
EBN, Sarah Elisa and I were just talking off the
radio about you know when they closed school because it's
cold out.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
What the hell this is a new thing. Yeah, Cincinnati
Public has closed today because the temperatures are below zero.
But we had that when I was in school at
Fairfield and we, dude, we didn't close for anything. Oh
I think I had one snow day my entire time
at that high school.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah. Yeah, and uh well again everybody knows where I
grew up.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I mean we're used to it up there, but a
colder if if if my my dad hated his children
so much that if there was like a day off
from school, he would I'm still bringing you to school.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're gonna sit at the buildings, stay at the door,
stay there and wait until tomorrow. In dude, things have
changed so much. Like I remember sitting really close to
the TV and just waiting for Fairfield City schools to
pop up. I never did it, always skipped.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
It got so bad that I wanted ninety three. Q
would always read the school closings, and I would sit
there with a recorder waiting for them and daymar school
to be closed so I could record it. And then
whenever I didn't want school, I would just have that
recording and play it to my parents and be like, see,
we had a day off from school. And even though
it was a tape from the last time they did it, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And your mom's like, I'm honey at sixty and Sonny, they.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Never read it. They never read school clothes. I never
got a tape of it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh no, my parents would sit there and wait, I
couldn't get away with anything.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Hey, the other thing yesterday on the news, I saw this.
Do you remember when Netflix was like nine bucks? It
certainly isn't anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Everything is up in price.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Seventeen ninety nine a month, I.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Believe it, dude. And we have the little ads. Do
you have that? No, the movies, we'll have like an
ad show up.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
We have the full pack. It's for Netflix and Hulu,
and nobody watches it except for my wife.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, but we really don't watch Hulu either.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah. I don't watch Hulu at all.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
My you know, my wife watches all those shows and
she'll go back and watch them on Hulu.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't watch any of it.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Wait till this stuff is like fifty bucks a month,
it'll happen.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
It ain't gonna happen for me. Nope.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
We do use Netflix, but.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
You know, and then for regular television we have direct
TV streaming. So going through all the financials and stuff.
At the end of the year, I showed it to
her and I was like, we pay more now for
all this stuff than if we had cable.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, that's what it's gotten, way more. And I remember
a lot of people were ditching cable because it's really
too much expensive. Now you got all the other stuff
going on Disney plus.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Every everything has with something you want, huh, And I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't want I watch live sports, it's really it.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
And I watched the local news where you can get
that on regular tele like over the air.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
So I would be fine with just rabbit ears in
my UFC.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm the same way. I scrolled TikTok and I watch sport. Yeah,
so that's I'm just good with the local stuff. And
I really don't need anything other than that.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, So I don't I don't get I don't need
to watch dance moms.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh yeah, or I can't get into that. My husband's
watching squid Games.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't even know what that's on, but I just
watch that it's on Netflix or Amazon Prime or Hulu.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Who knows we have Amazon Prime too, But because you know,
every five seconds there's some guy at the door dropping
off a package and taking a picture of my front stoop.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You know, trust me, I get the photo every day.
I get it.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I'm like, what is this now it's some mystery package.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
My husband will send me a snapchat of the package,
like something else is this. I don't worry about.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
What is this that we don't need?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Because it's there, And whenever it's got my name on there,
it's for someone else in the house too.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's never for me. My goodness, sir intro the gal.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Take it easier, Hi.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Sarah, Lease, I don't know this story she's about to
drop on us. I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I love when you don't know it, and I think
you're really gonna love this one. It's right up your alley.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I am a know it all, but yeah, I'm lost
on this one.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
But a lot of times you don't know my story.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I know, I like that, Yes, because you get a
natural out of nowhere reaction, and I bring to he on.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
This freezing cold dame. Yeah, you know what's bad when
like the computer is telling me that there's a freeze
warning out there, like I've never seen that before on
the laptop. But somewhere where it's not too bad. Mobile, Alabama,
this lady is recovering after do you not like Mobile?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
It's just you know, listen, if I ever have to
change my address to Mobile, that means my career is
officially dead.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I felt that, all right. So in Mobile, a lady
is recovering after a wild customer came through her drive
through that she was working.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm sorry, Christopher, I have.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Just pretend like you don't know what them I.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Know, but I have jokes written for it and stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay, well, then share the jokes once I get there.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
So the other day at her Starbucks drive through, reports
are saying that she was working the window. And this
lady doesn't want to be named.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I don't blame her, don't either.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's actually embarrassing. And so when this customer pulled up,
she reached out the window to hand them their order,
and that's when she was attacked. It turns out a
little monkey jumped jumped through the drive through window, allegedly
climbed up her arm and bit her multiple times. Now

(05:45):
she needs stitches on her hand, on her arm, on
her ear.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Isn't that bananas?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh god? Just monkeying around? What you get? So another Starbus,
other Starbucks employee was able to pull this monkey off
the unnamed lady.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Could you imagine this wrestling.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
A little monkey? And like the kind of monkey I
picture is like a Boo from Aladdin, the one with
like the little hat in the vest. That's what I
picture is happening here. That's oh no.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
So once the.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Once the other lady helped out and got this monkey
off of her, that's when he jumped out the window
and back into the car that he showed up in.
Reports are saying that the customer's name is Tammy Elaine
Gardner and apparently she had multiple monkeys in the car
with her, so she could be facing some serious chargers
charges and now animal services are investigating.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Well, that monkey didn't want a coffee, It just wanted
to bite to go.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Do you think this there banana bread there? Maybe that's
what he was looking for.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's a double shot of chaos right there.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I mean, we're really just getting the tail end of this.
Uh huh. Like this woman, So I looked it up.

(07:29):
It is legal to have pet monkeys in Alabama.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Should I get the chimpaccino?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I actually like that one. Well can you imagine this
little monkey he pulls up and he like sticks his
little hand out like waiting for his frap.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah right, they didn't want it. It went berserk. That's
why I mean, you can't.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Have monkeys going through the drive through. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Can you see those videos on TikTok when people have
like these these exotic animals and stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
You're like, oh man, I want to have one of
those so bad. Then you hear these stories and it's funny.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
It's like it's usually sometimes like I'm sure it's chick
Amobile Alabama. So I'm sure she's complete white trash, and
you go, how do these people like that get these
awesome animals?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
They wrote it for everybody.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
The lady that has the monkeys. Yeah, I don't know
she's white trash or not.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Come on Mobile Alabama.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, but it can't be cheap to take care of monkeys.
I feel like they're kind of hot.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
You see somebody, these white trash people, they're covered in
these beautiful tattoos. They have not a dollar to their name,
but they got all these awesome tattoos.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Those you know.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
And the other the other thing is is like I
see these uh you know, I love these cats, those
big exotic cats and people, and.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
They're like thirty pounds and they'll fill you with one swipe.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
That that that pumba whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
The one I follow. Yeah, that thing is deadly in Russia.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
The guy will sneak up on it while it's snuggling
on the couch and he'll go, I love that thing.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's gonna turn on them real fast, and you ain't
gonna be good.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I want one so bad, I know you do. Yeah,
that'd be so awesome to walk around the neighborhood with this.

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I'm not a college sports guy, but I enjoy college
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Bengals update. The Bengals are set to interview Al Golden
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Red's Update.

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Speaker 4 (13:40):
Hey, it's the twenty second Sarah alifs of of to
this month January.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
We're still in January. I feel like we've been in
this month for one hundred days.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I know, but it's only been twenty two. Well, it's
been on and off because it's stupid snow. We got started,
we came back when nobody else is back, and it's
been a horrible.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Month we've had. Yeah, we've had the snow, the holidays and.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, and then behind the scenes stuff that I don't
want to talk about. Not yet.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, we don't have to get into that yet. No,
whenever you're ready.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Guy Fieri's birthday is today. He's a celebrity chef.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Clown is it just.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Me like he's kind of a door, Like he's kind
of cringey.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I don't get into food shows.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I don't either, so I can't really fairly speak on
who whatever. I'm just not into them.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, people are into that, fine whatever. Linda Blair's birthday
is today. Now you're like, oh, who's that? I don't know,
but she was the did you ever see the Exorcist?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, and it scarred me forever.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
That's Linda Blair. Oh on this day in nineteen ninety one. God,
this is such a good album. And I listened to
it all the time, and this was one of those
albums I used to listen to and I would like,
ride over my friend Russ's house.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
It would take the whole album to go over there.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Just met Russ not too long ago. He has a
lot of great stories about you, Christopher.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
It would take the entire Mama Said Knock You Out
album from LL Cool Day to ride over to his
house from my house. And then on this day in
nineteen ninety one, it was certified platinum. It's got some
great music on it. Around the way, girl, I want a.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
Girl with extensions and a hair mano rings at least pair,
a Fendi bag and a bad attitude. That's all I
need to get me in a good move.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh he needs the hymn girl a sweet slang.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
I love it when a woman is skinned to do
a thing. Standing in at the bus stop sucking on
a lollipop. She gets pumping his hard to make the
honey stop.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
She likes a dance suit.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
The rapped jams sweet his brown sugar with the candy
jamsy complex us can bait.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Let's see it. All the Girls is from a ground
to wait.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I don't still know it really. I like it though, Yeah,
very nineties, so.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh yeah, big time here it is.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
You know what this song came from. He was battle
rapping with uh cool Mode, a rapper Cool Mode. It
was an old school rapper. They were a battle rapping
back in the nineties, and he was talking about it
with his grandmother and his grandmother.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Said, uh, baby, go knock him out.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I like that, yeah, And he said he wrote this song.
I'ma said, knock him out. God, what a great I
remember when that video came out.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
He's in the boxing ring all by himself and it's
in black and white and he's rapping.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'm like, oh, this is awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
That's everything you love.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh god, yeah, that's what I like.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Wrap and then it went straight the hell in nineteen
ninety three with what Rex in effect went double platinum
with rump Shaker.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
There she goes, see knows.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Oh, this is when it got done. Everybody gets your.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Hands out, take off the high heels, run to the
dance floor, right.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Get down with the girl, baby want here's you know
you hear this at all.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
The white weddings, of course, Now these guys while you're dancing.
Then the ones that are cleaning up all the dirty plates,
these guys and ll cool Day's still out there.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Those are the songs that get you hype.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
There's something hype. So excited I got, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I got so hs I heard.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Don't ever say hype again. It's terrible. All right, enough
of this. Today's the twenty first. It's the end of all,
at the end.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Of the world.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Don't forget. Mister Stuart W. Penrose wants to answer your
legal questions. You got anything going on and you're concerned
about it or whatever. He will steer you in the
right direction as far as uh legally. Okay, So he's here.
He's free. At eight O five so you can ask
that legal question.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Okay, here's what's on kid Chris dot com.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
As always hooking you up with what's happening on kid
Chris dot com. Stuff that's out there with two d's Yes,
thank you, Sarah, two d's extra D for dollars. I
got you, so yes, Kid Chris dot com. There's a
teacher up there who got with a thirteen year old
student and she has a baby with him.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Now I keep seeing that one making the headlines. I'm like,
I'm not clicking. It looks gross.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
But think about that thirteen That kid's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Able to be going out.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
No, I'm drinking with his kid before he's even out
of school.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I don't care. It's so gross. The heck you getting
with children?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
For this mom while at work, she was trying to
you know, she had to bring her kid to school
or whatever or to work and stuff, and the kid
was a little rambunctious. She handcuffed the kid to the
to like this like a water heater at work. Oh,
I got in trouble for it. You know, it's so
funny because what is wrong with people is what's wrong

(18:53):
with people? Or I hear all this stuff before when
I was a kid, It's like you just, oh, that's.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
What happened, you know, don't kids.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
I remember seeing kids get beat in the store and
stuff that they're acting up and all that stuff, and
you just went, whoa, man, that kid's in trouble.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Now.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
A parent or somebody without kids usually will come running up, going, man,
I'm gonna call the police. It's like, shut up, yeah,
go have kids before you start making no statements.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Again, I don't have kids, so I don't have these problems.
I just stick with dogs.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
What do you have them?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
You just have a vision of a big boot going
in these little kids' faces.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
There's this great you know do you know that story
that was going around where uh yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Billy Corgan was on Howie Mandel's little podcast, his video
show there, and he was talking about how his dad
left the family years ago, and there was a rumor
that that.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Bill Burr could be his his stepdad.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Or Bill what not a stepdad, a step brother, and
that Billy Corgan's dad like his mom or Billy Corgan's
mom said his dad was known to go out and
cheat and stuff and then moved to Boston and has
like a family in Boston stuff, and that's where Bill
Burr's from. And there was a rumor that that he
has another son named Bill and all that stuff, and

(20:15):
they look.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Alike and all that interesting.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
So Holli Mandel had Bill Burr on the podcast and
ambushed him.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Billy Corgan, Okay, and I have the tape.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
I got something special that I planned for you out
of a place uncomfortable, bringing the surprise and look who's here?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh, what's up.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Billy Corgan?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
I thought this would be great to bring a family together.

Speaker 9 (20:45):
He didn't tell you. He told me you were totally
cool with me coming.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's what he does.

Speaker 9 (20:50):
I thought it would then can this be like edited out?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I can? I can go? I mean, I'll do it.

Speaker 11 (20:55):
Like did you ever think the fact that I never
told that story that you know, maybe you shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Okay, that's super awkward.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, oh it keeps going all right.

Speaker 11 (21:07):
So I'm not upset with you then, because I thought
that I appreciate this was like your idea. No, he
totally set me up. You've done well for yourself. I'm
happy for you. Like, why why did you feel they
needed to do that? He told me you were cool
with me? Pops fan that tracks. Are we going to
go play catch? We're both in our fifty.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
My arm is still good.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I gotta go.

Speaker 9 (21:26):
I gotta say.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you like wrestling? Like? What kind of wrestling?

Speaker 9 (21:31):
WWE?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
I love that I own the NWA, which is the
oldest wrestling organization in the world.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
All right, that's I respect that at some point we
will hang out. I don't think on a podcast. All right,
what are you doing after this? You want to hang
out after this?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Well, I'm a vegan. That's probably a problem.

Speaker 9 (21:46):
I'm going to guess you strike me as someone who
likes red meat.

Speaker 11 (21:49):
Well, I'm gonna have a cup of coffee while you eat.

Speaker 9 (21:50):
If Russell's probably.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Already.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
I see a reality show with those two because they're
direct opposite.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Hilarious if they.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Are family, and it's gonna be hilarious all the twists. Yeah,
because they're direct opposite. And you know, and I've interviewed
both them. I mean Bill Bill Burr when I was
on the West Coast working he used to come in
all the time and he was hilarious, and all we
did was talk about pro wrestling. And when Billy Corgan
would call into the show, he would be set up
to call in and talk about new music or concert coming.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
To town or whatever. And all we did was talk
about wrestling, because he owns you know that wrestlings.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Both guys and those guys are are both funny, hilarious
people when you talk to him about the right stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
And I feel like Bill Burr kind of has a temper.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh yeah, he's a redhead.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, I've seen his stand up. We went to a
stand up a few years ago and I'm like, dude,
this guy's gonna pop off any moment.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Oh, I saw him melt down. This was in Portland
on a guy and sitting in front of us. And
this guy was sitting there with his phone recording the
entire set.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Probably pissed him off for shure.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
And he stopped his show and he goes, dude, what
are you doing. He goes, I'm recording you.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
And he goes, yeah, I'm doing this material for a
comedy special I got coming out. You can't you can't
do this. And a guy was confused because you know,
he was young. He feels like he's owed because I
came to the show. I own you.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Now I can record your show.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yeah, And the guy and he was explaining, and then
the guy drags me into it. He goes, I heard
you on the Kid Chris Show. And Bill is like, okay,
but does it still doesn't mean that you you.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Can just ent here and record the whole day and
then share it with everybody. Also, who's going to even
watch that? Nobody? Nobody wants to watch cell phone videos anyway. Yeah,
so I think that's disrespectful. Just put the phone away. Yeah,
that's why a lot of these comedians now you have
to put him in those little special pouches that you
can't unlock until you leave.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yes, you know, and and they don't get it that
when you go see a comic, you know they're not
telling those jokes for the first time. And you know
when the funniest jokes in the world when you see
a comic have been worked on.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
For years and years and years. Oh yeah, the whole act.
That's why it's called an act.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Is uh, they presented to you, liked their telling it
for the first time, but the act has been worked
on forever and ever and ever. Metallic is not playing
Enter Sandman for the first time to you here in Cincinnati.
Trust me, trust me, they are in their head are going.
What kind of shampoo was.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
That that they had in the hotel this morning?

Speaker 4 (24:19):
It was really smells good while they're playing that song
to you, because it's they hate it.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
They could do it in their sleep.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yes, hey, Collar, you're on the air. What's up?

Speaker 5 (24:29):
I was just calling to find out if you were
going to have that attorney on this morning.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yes, we are. He'll be here at eight oh five.
Do you want to talk to him?

Speaker 7 (24:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I do. What's what's the issue?

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Well, I have a a settlement that I had with
a person and they I gotta check it's actually a relative.
And I got a check in the mail. This person
doesn't live here in Ohio anymore. They moved to Oklahoma,

(25:03):
and I got a check in the mail, and I
don't know their address in Oklahoma, and I was wondering
if there's some way that I can take that check
and use it towards that settlement.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Just give me the check and I'll make sure, just
you know, put sign it over to me and then
and then I'll make sure it gets into the right hands, which.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Is my hand. Yeah sure, yeah, right, Well.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Hold on, I'll get your info and then we'll put
you on with Stuart right when he gets here at
eight oh five. Can you hold on? Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah,
hold on a second. Okay, yeah, hold up. Make sure
she talks to him and anybody else who has a
legal question. Stuart will be here at eight oh five
helping out people like her and your questions. Okay, that's
straight ahead, Sarah. Aren't you supposed to tell everybody what's

(25:48):
up next?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yes, you're hitting the wrong button.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I'm sorry, I'm rushing ahead here, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's the wroll button.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
She is electric though, that's Sarah's electric.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Stars are brewing in your eyes always.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Sarah, what's the big story that you're gonna you're gonna
drop on us right now?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Come on, drop a pretty good one.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Drop it.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I think I'm two for two today. Drop pretty good stories.
Drop it on us.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Like I'm laying underneath a glass table and you're hovering
over it.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, well, Christopher, first of all, it's freezing in here.
Ain't nobody dropping anything?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Make it corny, girl.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's like sixty hate sharing a studio with a food.
And then I go try to turn it up and
it says it's locked.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh it is, Yeah, you locked it?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Oh I don't it's like a child proof thing, and
I don't want to unlock those.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I don't either. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
My nose feels like an ice cube.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh no, I.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Know someone good and hot, a lady down in Houston.
She was willing to do anything to get out of
getting arrested. He's thirty years old and her name is
Oh no, I know this is a really tricky one, okay,
cha Hiri Villalobos Santoyo.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Oh, that's a whole lot of everybody in that one.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
There's something for everybody. I really have no idea how
to say this name though. See how would you say
this first name? C H E H E I R I.
I'm out Chay Harry either way.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
She allegedly stole almost two hundred bucks worth of products
from All to Beauty. Look, yeah, I get it sucks
paying for all those products.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
When I worked at that superstarre Wegmans, you know they
had everything they had, you know that, but that men,
that's all women would steal like crazy, all class too.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Its shocked, yep. And they would use their children. They
would stuff the uh the like the stroller. Yeah, they
would stuff underneath the kids all that stuff, these these
these products, it was unbelieve they had.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I mean, I'm sure now they're just under lockdown.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh yeah, a lot of these things have like the
little plastic containers over them and you have to be
buzzed out.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
My sister in law, she works for Target, and she
said the number one thing that gets stolen not the electronics. Yeah, yeah,
not the electronics. It's all the makeup products, all the
beauty stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
My friend Jamie who was in our rap group KFA
JT Bone, his sister was a thief when we were
growing up.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
She was in and out of jail all the time.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
But she used to just walk into department source and
just take a bike and just walk out the front door.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Because in her things we even try to hide it.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
No, her thing was you just act like you've been there,
just walk up and she just would just leave.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Hey, and if she's on a bike, can't get your right.
So during this arrest, though, after she took all the products, allegedly,
she tried to persuade the cop to release her. So
I guess she offered him some quote unquote sexual acts.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Okay, like what show me?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
The sexual acts are not a part of this report,
oh sir, and also some cash. I guess she can
pay to get out of the arrest, but she can't
pay for the products. Okay, But I guess it wasn't
enough because the cop refused, and that's when he reported her.
Oh show you her photo. We'll get that up on
the eb and Facebook page.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
That's the only reason why I never was like any
kind of authority.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Like a cop or something would have been screwed. Exactly.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Literally.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
I would pull over hot chicks just to try to
get them out of the tickets.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
That's it. I would. I would ask for tear away pants.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh no, anyways.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Pull over? Do you know?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
How are you done? Over there?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Not yet? Keep talking?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
It's too cold for there. So after the cop was
like yeah, no thanks, he took her straight to jail,
and now she's facing theft and bribery charges. I feel
like if she would have just gone in there for
the stolen products, she probably would have been out pretty quick.
But now with them sex bribes, who knows.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
She went from uh, you know, make up products, the
lipstick on the dipstick what.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
And she didn't even get to keep her products. They
recovered them, returned them to altsa shock and now she's
stuck in jail. Let me pull this up for you.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
And this happened to Texas. That was a long last name.
So she she is a Yeah, she's a let me see.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I feel like she's not what you're expecting though.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yeah, I don't know if she's worth It depends on
the day.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Maybe a little.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
That's al alcohol. That's a close up shot. So if
I'm a cop, I have to see the rest too, Like,
how does she look sitting?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Is there?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
God, Christopher, I don't know. I just shot.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I know if there, if she's sitting and I pull
up and there's a big roll around her, and I'm
depending on my mood.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Am I going? I don't know if I'm going to
take that bribe or not. M I don't know. You
have to get back to me on that.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Look, makeup products are expensive. Just let the girlies go. Okay.
I'm sorry, but it does suck having to buy this
crap all the time. Yeah, And it's like every day
I find myself needing something else. Why woul for being
a woman.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
It's so stupid, And why would you get in that
makeup business? You know? If you know that that's going
to be stolen all the time.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh, I'm sure that all to every single store has
to deal with it every single day. Yeah, it doesn't
matter which location. And like you said, whether you've got
a ton of money, not any money, what color skin
you have, it's like everybody needs some products. So well
let the girlies go, if you man.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
When I worked at that grocery store, they were always
chasing after these women.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
And like I said, it was all class of women.
You would be shocked.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
And some of these people that were stealing the makeup
products and stuff, it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Oh yeah. My sister in law she said, she's like,
I see moms doing it. I see groups of girls
coming in, teenage girls. It doesn't matter women with their
significant others.

Speaker 12 (31:53):
So it's time for can I soove with Stewart W.
Pen Rose from the Manilo Law roof call, Now with
your legal questions? Five one three seven four nine one
O two seven? What can I.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
One O two seven? That is Stuart W. Penrose, He's
in from the cold, can I yeah, to take your
legal questions? Okay, here is just dying over here.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
It's I say sixty three. It's relatively comfortable.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
It's in here, okay, called it keeps a comedy fresh.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh, she keeps everyone's clothes on.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Hey, Sandy, you're on the air.

Speaker 9 (32:28):
Stuart Doug to follow that one up.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Stuart W.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Penrose is year, Hi, go ahead, what's up? He's an
attorney with the Manilo Law Group.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Can Ice Helloler?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Hey, how are you good?

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Food? Fine? Thank you? I live out here in Tremont
County and I got a settlement against a relative. It
was for uh an eviction, okay, and this was like
three years ago. Well, they moved away, they moved to Oklahoma,
but their mail still come here. Their son still lives here.

(33:02):
He opened the mail and it's a check from a
consumer consumer financial protection beerer. And I just wondered, can
I take that check and go to like small claims
court and have that check go toward that settlement.

Speaker 9 (33:22):
I can't say I.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Know enough about it, given just a little bit of
detail there. I mean, I think if you just take
their check and cash it, that would be considered theft, right,
So I think you need to be very careful with.

Speaker 9 (33:33):
Something like that. I mean, how much money are we
talking about here in this check?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Just a little over five hundred.

Speaker 9 (33:39):
Dollars okay, And what what do you have? Do you
have a judgment against them or what's the deal?

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Yes, I do have a judgment against them for over
five thousand.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Dollars okay for what by the way, just to get
a little context of what happened.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Damage to a rental and back back rent.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I mean you've got a judgment here, so that's good.
I mean you do have a legal right to collect
from them. But first off, the check is probably in
their name. They're gonna need a sign, They're going to
need it, uh, you know, to sign it over to
you or you know, or something like that. Yeah, if
you just if you just do it yourself, then then
then you could get in trouble. I mean, they're they're
your family. Do you have some sort of you know,

(34:23):
communication with them?

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Absolutely not, that's the problem.

Speaker 9 (34:28):
And what about that son that lives there?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Well, yeah, could he play intermediary?

Speaker 5 (34:37):
I doubt if she would. Actually my daughter actually I
don't think she would go along with it. Okay, Okay,
I don't have I don't have her address, and I
don't have her phone number. He does. She won't you know,
since I suit her, you know, she won't. She won't
have a contact with me.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Suit isn't supposed to be a dirty wordy, there's not
a dirty word.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
No, it's it's not.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
It's just a you know, it's a disagreement that happened
to go to court right.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
There, you go, right?

Speaker 9 (35:07):
Yeah, But do you have a legal right to collect?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (35:12):
Are you able to just sign the check over to
yourself and cash it?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Nor could I go through small clients?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Well, you already have a judgment all the all court
is going to give you as a judgment, and that's
what you have. It's about collecting on the judgment technically
right now, that's that's their money. You have a right
to collect from them, certainly. But if you just take
the check you know, right in hand, then yeah, that's
going to be an issue. But all court is going
to give you as a judgment and you already have that

(35:42):
right now.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
You just need to contact mafia. I think at disappoint
your back's against the wall.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, I think I think you ought to get that's
your son there to play intermediary.

Speaker 9 (35:53):
I think that's your best daughter. I think it's daughter
of daughter.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah, Well what would I have to do sign the check?

Speaker 9 (36:01):
Well, I don't, I don't know who the whose name
the check is in, but.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
It's in her, it's in her name abotually her boy
her ex boyfriend got a check too, and I was
able to run him down and I mailed him the
check his check.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
Do you have a judgment against him?

Speaker 5 (36:18):
No, I don't.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
Okay, so that's his check.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
But yeah, whomever family members living with you, if they've
got contact with her, see if they can play intermediary. Yeah,
you're not gonna be able to get around her signing
this check that's in her name, or signing it over
to you. Okay, You've got you've got to write to collect,
You've got to collect in a legal way.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Yeah right, all right, Well thanks for your help. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yes, you got this, Sandy, come on, stay up, I
will all right.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Bye, Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Hi Chris, and you're on the air with Stuart W. Penrose.

Speaker 13 (36:54):
Okay, Okay, my bad, Okay, I have my my ex
was abusive and he actually for the police, which is
really messed up. And I went through court and I
never had like proper like attorney or anything, and like
he lied and everything, and like I was wondering, like

(37:14):
am I still able to go back and like get
him for what he's done to me or if that
that U Since the divorce is already finalized, I was
told that I can't do anything about what went on
in court.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Well, I'm sorry to hear for the circumstance first and foremost,
but there's not enough context there for me to give
you an answer.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
I mean, what do you mean in court? Were you
prosecuting him criminally for assault?

Speaker 13 (37:37):
Were you? Oh no, what.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
Are we talking about?

Speaker 13 (37:40):
Just sorry, it was just a divorce court and he
ended up like winning everything. Like he he's like is
alienating me for my daughter Now it's been like four
years since I've even got anything with her. Wow, And yeah,
and he's not he's not holding up to any of
the court documents and pretty much for the court doctor,
humans gave him all power to do everything, which it's

(38:03):
kind of like abusing me continuously. It happened in about
twenty twenty one, is when we when I left him
from you know, dealing and like I had to get
surgery in my back.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
It was horrible.

Speaker 13 (38:19):
Yeah, so now I can't work. I'm disabled. I'm a veteran.
So they've helped me out, but now we're we went
into court on our final divorce in twenty twenty three,
and then in twenty twenty four he got me for
violating a protection order, which is funny because I never

(38:40):
hurt him. I just have a mouth. But now we're
where we're at, and like, I'm looking at a lot
of trouble for this protection order that I violated and
I've never I mean, I've never done anything to him.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Ever, what are you?

Speaker 13 (38:58):
I'm looking to try to get my daughter back and
to try to maybe get like I was wondering if,
like I guess, like alimony or something like like, could
is that a thing that I could do, like since
he did injure.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Me, Well, certainly you can. Certainly you can petition for
custody here. I mean, you really need a good family
law attorney that can go over all this with you.
I have no idea if you get a second bite
at alimony, you really need a family law attorney to
go over all of that. But yeah, I mean, certainly
people you know, go back to the well and go
back to the courts over custody all the time, all

(39:32):
the time.

Speaker 13 (39:33):
And then I haven't I have another question just up
in the air in that And then I was like,
like I said, I was, I violated protection or whatever.
So I was in an apartment and they put me
like I was in jail for like four days like
for whatever. And I was in an apartment and they
literally took my dog out of my apartment. That's my

(39:54):
emotional support animal. And they took my dog out, not
the dog. And yeah, like so my dog was gone.
They took all my dogs stuff, all my like all
my food, like, they took about three hundred dollars worth
of stuff. I made a police report and everything.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Sarah's all concerned about the dog, but not the fact
that this woman was in jail.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
You have the dog back?

Speaker 5 (40:21):
We both were.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
We both were this whole thing, like the kennel or
how did you have the dog back?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, where's the dog?

Speaker 13 (40:30):
I did get the dog back. It took a month.
They did not let me know where he was. The
police finally found out. Is there any way I can
like sue them for that?

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Hold on, there's a lot, here's a lot here. How
old is your kid?

Speaker 13 (40:45):
Oh, my god, my daughter's twelve?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
What about the dog?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
The dog?

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Okay, now hold on, Sarah, move on from the freaking.

Speaker 13 (40:53):
My life is crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Dude. Yeah, but why I want to see that?

Speaker 4 (40:56):
So you ended up in jail and stuff and you
don't have custody for a mom not to have custody
of her daughter.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
That there's a lot more here that we're not hearing.

Speaker 13 (41:04):
Oh yeah, Oh, I was a volleyball coach, I was
a lunch lady. I was everything.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
They used me.

Speaker 13 (41:10):
I'm a veteran and they used me for my PTSD.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Okay, but did you.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Have an attorney when you when you were originally in
divorce court.

Speaker 13 (41:18):
No, I had legal aid and he's he literally told me,
I don't know why you're trying. You're not going to win.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
But why what? Why? Why why would he say that?

Speaker 5 (41:27):
What were my ex?

Speaker 13 (41:29):
Because my ex, like I said, he works for the police.
So well, when the police came and when he assaulted me,
the uh, the Anderson Township police said that I threw myself.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
On the floor.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Sarah's face is still dying for this dog back home here, though,
Like I feel.

Speaker 13 (41:45):
For you, I need like I need a miracle, Like
I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Don't have that.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
M talk to a family attorney first and foremost, and yes,
if you're going to petition for custody, this is going
to set you back some money.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
It just is.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I mean, that's your problem, right, But that but that's
just the cost of doing business and the cost of
of of of hired an attorney and doing that. You know,
they're not going to work for free. I mean, you
used legal aid before, so you did have an attorney.
I don't know if you could qualify for a different
attorney with legal aid that that could be a possibility
for you. But that's that's what I'm looking at here.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
As far as as far as they help, as.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Far as violating the protection order? Are you being charged
criminally right now?

Speaker 13 (42:30):
I was, I am and my attorney and I have
all the evidence. Yeah, yeah they I mean they have
to give you one.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's when it is guaranteed.

Speaker 13 (42:41):
So he's I mean we have all the I mean,
I have all the abuse that he's done. He's got
domestic violence in the past. I mean, it's it's a
done deal case. He said he wanted me to leave
or die in court document, right, So it's crazy man.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, we're here, we're missing here. Yeah, we're only here
on one side.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
But you know, because it's very very very odd, juicy
for a woman to not be able to see her kid,
and then you're the one that's going to jail and
all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
So something that's because I left him.

Speaker 13 (43:10):
I left him and I had no job, like I
lost my job because my back, like I couldn't work.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
There's a lot here.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah, all right, well good luck, Stewart says, get a
family law attorney and all that.

Speaker 9 (43:22):
Yeah, this is not a DIY project.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
No, you want to do the and this is your kid.

Speaker 13 (43:28):
About the dog team, do you think I would have
a good case for that one.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
There's there's there's not enough for me to go on
there to make that determination. I mean, they've got to
do something with the dog while you're locked up.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
That what that said.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I mean, I don't know why it took thirty days
to tell you where the dog was, but I don't
know what your damages necessarily are at the end of
the day. Yeah, than other than maybe some dog food
you didn't get back or whatnot.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
And also that should be nowhere on this priority list.
Quite frankly, no, it's not.

Speaker 13 (43:53):
That's why I asked the first one first.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, there's a lot of priority stuff here.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Yeah, and also talk about the job. Are you a
smoker as well you should quit smoking.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Christ Oh no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
All right, you can take care of yourself, all right,
Good luck, Chris.

Speaker 13 (44:12):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
Jesus was a lot.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
There for her. That is a lot of doing on
of course, I do. That sucks.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I feel for.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
The kid.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
The real story that we don't know yet.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I feel there's three sides to every story, hers and
the right one.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, we didn't get the right one at all.

Speaker 9 (44:34):
Is there even a truth in most stories and all
shades of gray?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
It depends on how you look at everything.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Stewart, it's the Kid Chris Show.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
If you have a lie, you want to tell us
five one, three, seven seven, Stewart W.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Penrose is here to answer your legal questions. It's eb n.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I don't know how much you follow this whole thing
with the Bengals fighting with the city council.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I didn't read the letter or I saw that there
were a chain of emails that were very unfriendly.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, oh yeah, emails have been exposed.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
And once it goes to the press, that's never a
good thing. No, but let's be honest, they're not going anywhere, right.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
I mean, like not to make that quote over really
where are they going to go?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Exactly?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
It's true, true, And plus all the red tape for
them to go, you know, to move somewhere through the
NFL and all that stuff and the costs of them
having to move, it ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
But the stadium is what twenty five years old? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Yeah, I mean, yes, you have to pay to maintain
your stadium so it doesn't fall apart.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
But it's not theirs.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
So that's it's the city stadium.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
But it's like, oh, let's start off our negotiations with
a one point three billion dollar renovation.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Yeah, but it's wild that stadium needs renovations in the
worst way.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
No, it doesn't need one point three billion dollars. When
you're at your seat, it's a football game in front
of you, just like anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Well, and that's the other thing is if you look at.

Speaker 9 (45:52):
It, you don't want concrete falling.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
But they just want to that.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
They want to update all the suites where average Joe
isn't sitting.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
Sure, well they want the rev from that, of course,
but it's a ton of revenue.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
But again, they want to update where the people that
are going to give them more money, and they want
us to pay for it exactly, and they want, you know,
average Joe still to sit in the you know, the
generic regular seats and pour the cash into where everybody
else in.

Speaker 9 (46:16):
The city up folding, like they always tell me.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
The biggest complaint though, are like the elevators and the
escalators for all the older gentlemen that are trying to
get up and down, they're usually out of order.

Speaker 9 (46:28):
I just hate going up the ramps, ramps.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
It takes a long time to get up there. Yeah
that's because everything's broken.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, yeah, I look the.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Last time tough after a loss, gone all the way,
but oh yeah, especially through big fights in those ramps, through.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
All the tiers.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
I'm going to stay this side. I just don't need
an assault charge for no reason.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I don't remember. The last game I went to was
a Jacksonville game where they I think they lost. I
don't remember. They I almost lost, I don't remember, but
it was I left in the middle of it. I
was like, I'm out of here. This sucks.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
It's been a long time for you, right.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
I was sitting way up high where to the point
where I felt like if I was going to lean over,
I was gonna go tumbling down.

Speaker 9 (47:05):
Well, that's cause your company gave you tickets and they
put you in the rafters.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Exactly right.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
I think they gave me tickets. I don't even remember
if I even asked for them. I don't remember why
I was there. So why am I here?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah, you're.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
No. I'm a football fan, like there's players I like
and stuff, you know. And uh, I'm a Joe Mixon fan,
even though I goofedund him the whole time I watched
him play. I thought he played awesome the other night
with the Texans. Yeah, you know, Uh, but uh, you know.
And I went to the game, and I don't even
know why. Yeah, why was I there? I wasn't there
with you, But I don't have no friends, It's true.
I didn't want to went by myself.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I feel like my husband and I went over. We said,
did you walked all the way up there?

Speaker 9 (47:46):
You didn't want to sit up there in the rafters?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
He just I do remember, just watched it on TV
at that point.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
I remember sitting there and I had a seat right
at the aisle, which I always liked sitting at the
aisle so I.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Could just get up and walk out.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
And then the guy that was like caddy quarter in
front of me had one of these big boxes of
Skyline and it had like thirty Skyline things in there.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
The county.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Oh my god, I did eat the whole thing himself,
eat the whole thing, and I watched.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
I can't tell you one play that happened, but I
watched him eat that whole goddamn thing.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
You can talk about how fast he gobbled those things.

Speaker 9 (48:24):
And it was chilli watching is always insane.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Yeah, it was chilli out and he was wearing shorts
and his cankles were as big as my thighs.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Oh god, yeah, so I fee Lesterral's gotta be uh dude.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I think that was carry about ten or twelve of
those counties. It was amazing.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
I make counties. Can you eat it once?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I've done for it once? Yeah, I thought I could
do more, but damn they fill you up quick.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Well, the hot sauce like Trey tray from sales is here.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
You remember when you remember when uh uh Chili Ricky
used to come by from gold Star He did, yeah,
and I used to be able to crush You would.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Eat him for sure. Six easily six of those conies.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, if they don't have the hot dogs, but I
could do six sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Oh no, these were the six I mean because the
hot dog. Yeah yeah, yeah, dog in it and uh uh.
And that was easy and.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
All he had to do was ask.

Speaker 14 (49:15):
He would bring whatever you wanted.

Speaker 15 (49:16):
Yeah, always, and were like, I want six yeah, And
then he started bringing the sandwiches and I would eat
the sandwich and then maybe have three or four of
the cony's.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Oh yeah, those sandwiches go down in like three bites.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Yeah, and then afterwards I would fall asleep on the
toilet and then you know, and then that's sexy for
a while.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I'm like, hey, how did they get to almost three
hundred pounds?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Almost eighty?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Yeah, I'm just over eighty pounds now. I weighed yesterday.
I'm at two hundred. I'm almost at my high school weight.
My high school weight was one seventy two.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Are you going to rejoin the wrestling team now.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Listen, I'm up for negotiating almost the same weight, Chris.
What do you at, Trey? I'm at one eight five
about what were you at high school?

Speaker 9 (50:04):
About the same now, but my body composition is way better.

Speaker 14 (50:07):
Were high school yeah, I gained twenty five pounds my
freshman year of college and twenty five pounds my sophomore
year of college.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Oh the college fifty.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Well, in radio, they give you free food.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Oh, all the time. The chicken comes every Thursday.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Every Thursday. It was always Chili Rick on Tuesdays, right, yeah,
I think yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
And they used to be like the little Lamb sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, yeah, what was that? That was Andy's Yeah, yeah,
the Mediterranean.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
So so here at the radio station, it was Chili
Rick on Tuesdays. Oh no, it was Andy on Tuesdays.
The Chili Rick was on Wednesdays. There's something every day,
and then Thursday was Ron's Roost.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Oh my god, dude. And then Mike McConnell drops off chocolate. Yeah,
all the time.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
So that's what it was. This this temple was built
by that. And then I go to Florida and I
see myself.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
In the mirror, in the in the in the in
the elevator with my my wife are in Boca, and
I look at myself. I go, god, damn, And I
was almost three hundred pounds.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
And everybody ever looks good in the elevator mirrors, though
they're very unflattered.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
On that flight home, I had to ask for that
extender thing, oh, for the seatbelt.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
When I came back from that is when I told
my wife, I think I'm going to go and do that,
that surgery thing and all that, And that's when I
did it.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Now you're swimming.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, I worked out because I went.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
I wanted to do the at least what was it
two years before I decided to talk openly about it.
I want to see if I can manage myself. That
seemed to have work.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
You're barely eating anything.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
I know, well, depression helps with that too, Sarah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
You know I was trying to get them to eat.

Speaker 14 (51:49):
Boca means mouth and Italian it does. Yeah, yeah, we
go down to mouth.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
What I don't speak Italian.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I just know boke book.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
At the restaurant. Yeah okay, yeah yeah mouth.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Roton means go, go means six conies. If you know
what is call us up this woman. It's always in Florida.
But this woman got arrested.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Always a Florida woman.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
And she had a bag. She got pulled over, and
she had a bag that was labeled deaf. This is
a quote definitely not a bag full of drugs.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
That tells me everything I need to know about her.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Don't you need?

Speaker 9 (52:33):
And inside of it was a dead body.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, that would have been better, but immediately drugs.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Don't you think when you do something like that and
you're a cop, if you're a copy start laughing.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I think you should just be giving a second chance automatically.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Oh, if you make a cop laugh, then you should
be let go free.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:49):
It's not a defense, but it's mitigation to get a
year six months.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, there's your lawyer talk right there.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Me laughing.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
There's value in that, Stuart.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Have you in your time have you ever when you
did a defend because you were a defense attorney for
a while, have you haven't.

Speaker 9 (53:08):
Criminal defense on top of my PI for for a time?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Did you ever have something like that come across your
desk and it was so outrageous and you're.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Like, I'm not even going to waste my time with that.

Speaker 9 (53:18):
What do you mean, like some like somebody who did
like this big bag of drugs.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yeah, something that was so outrageous and it was like,
I can't even go in and fight this.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
It's just so comical.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:29):
Well, most of the time they've got him dead to rights.
I mean, let's just be honest.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yeah, right, right, so you're going to you're going into
light in.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
It, right, It's all it's about mitigation at that point
and trying to get a lesser, lesser sentence or whatever
it may be. Yeah, but yeah, I mean you see
ridiculous things all the time. I represented a guy for
a d uy and a bicycle one time, and the
prosecutor was laughing all the time.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
It's like, it's a d u I and a bicycle.
It's a dui in a bicycle, and is it a
waste of everybody's time?

Speaker 9 (53:56):
Kind of yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
I mean he didn't cause an accident or anything like that, right,
you know, he he got he pled to some lesser charge,
some traffic violation or whatever and was on his way.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
But because because somebody could lose their job over something,
oh yeah absolutely so absolutely shouldn't like the cop be
told like why are you doing this to a guy
in a bike? I mean he's actually being more safe.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Some people that go to the bars on a bicycle
so they're not driving, right, I mean you shouldn't you
be commended for that? I mean unless unless you're riding
your bike in the highway and causing a you know,
pile up or something, right, like, I.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Know, stupid criminal shows they always have a video of
a guy on his on his u his lawnmower going
down the street and he's pounding beers on purpose.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
That's a guy that's doing it on purpose to be
a douche.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
You arrest that guy on the street down the street.
So but a guy that's on his bike and he's
riding home and it's maybe two o'clock in the morning,
and you're pulling them over and you're going, what are
you doing out here?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
And he's drunk, and then you give him a ticket.

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Right stand out of people's way.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Yeah, yeah, give him a ride home and go. I
appreciate what you're doing, but let's get you out.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Of the road.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Hey, uber is a thing? Take it? Yeah, right, just
get into New Bird's two steps.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
The last times you want to exercise off those beers,
wait till the morning.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
The last time I hadn't dranking years, But the last
time I got that I got hammered.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Was out at the UH. It was at the what's.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
That the Loveland Place?

Speaker 4 (55:18):
No, No, it was out here. It was out at
the for our fireworks night. It was out at the track,
a turf way. Yeah, and I took that uber all
the way to all the.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Way to Loveland, and I don't, I don't.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
I remember walking out to the curb, and it just
feels better when you know, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
I knew I was going to take an uber.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I took it getting to that point when you don't
even know how you got in the car, how you
got home.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
But I took an uber there knowing. So you're like,
you feel better. You're like, I'm gonna have a good
time because I'm not worried about how I'm gonna get home.
And then I got blasted. Love the vodka.

Speaker 13 (55:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
That's been a long time since we saw that side
of you.

Speaker 13 (55:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah, that's when c Didy used to come out.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
And I walked walked out to the curb and I
remember the guy pulling up going you Chris.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
And that's it. And and then he woke me up
in my driveway.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
As much as he got there safe.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, it was so great, and it took me about
three days to get over that.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
As the woman, the first thing you do in the
morning is you're like, Okay, where's the purse. Do I
have my cell phone?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Everything my purse was was still loubed up, but you
know whatever, he got a good tip, Stuart, how could pick?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
How can people get hold?

Speaker 3 (56:30):
They need to be saving on the roads out in
this cold. If you get in a car accident, you
know who to call. Manilo Law Group five seven three
sixteen hundred. Forgive the fart noises Chris is putting on.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Okay, Stuart, it's good seeing you once again. You too,
You're handsome, so the kid Chris show eb An