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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thanksgiving dinner family drama Don't Don't Do So, Mike and
Diane show in ninety five point one WayV a woman's
complain about Thanksgiving dinner has gone viral.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Thanksgiving happening in just over two weeks. Hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, this woman said it's becoming a family spectacle after
she told her sister not to bring anything homemade to
the festivities because she said the sister's food is borderline inedible.
Now we all have one person in the family, and
in my family that happens to be me.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hi, I'm the problem with the food.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
So I just bring something that I buy at the store,
something that's can dinner rolls, and we're all happy. So
every member of this woman's family typically brings a dish
or to to Thanksgiving dinner, but her sister insists on
cooking something instead of just buying something. She wants to
be creative, So then she starts putting all these weird
ingredients and things and then presenting them to Thanksgiving dinner.
(01:00):
Sometimes you do have that guilt of like, oh, maybe
I should take a bite, you know, see if the
dog's under the table. Yeah, yeah, So she she told
her sister listen, I don't want you to bring anything.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So now this the sister is offended.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The whole thing's blowing up in their faces the Thanksgiving dinner,
So of course people had to comment. They're mainly on
the sister side. Here's a few of the comments, which sister, Oh,
that's right, the sister that's offended, that was told your
your food is your Yeah, your food is inedible.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, forgot the most sisters.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So they say about the woman who was offended, she
should be able to bring whatever she wants. No one
has to eat it. Problems solved at.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
One hundred percent? How I feel your sister wants to
be creative? Your sister clearly really enjoys cooking. She might
not be good at it, but what's the what's the
support system?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
She just wants to be creative, Like we's that fun?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Cookings fun?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
If you know, if you if you enjoy something, stop
being a DeBie. Doesn't mean we have to eat it.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, we're not forcing it. She's not making the turkey.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh I missed the part where this year the sister
is using canned oysters in edible glitter. That's how creative
she The one that the one that's bringing the homemade flips. Okay,
that's flipped, all right, she.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Needs to bring McDonald's fries. Like, that's where we're at
this point.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You are too much, you're going too far. Give her
something you don't need to be that creative. The sister
who's cooking seems like a type of person I don't
want to meet.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Well, that's what the sister who's hosting says, like, don't
bring that. So someone else says, let her bring whatever
she wants. No one has to eat it or even
try it. Just make sure you send her home with
leftovers of what she brought. And then my favorite comment,
just order one of those complete, already cooked dinners from Costco.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Problem solved.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, you gotta just you know what, I think, this
is a chance for this family to go viral once
a year, all right, but once a year you take
a picture of what she cooked, and you don't tell her.
You don't tell her that you're doing this every year.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You just post what she made.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Because oysters and glitter in your dinner is insanity. I
know I have never flip flopped faster than I just
flip flopped, like, let this girl live, Let her have
her fun.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
There's gonna be oysters in edible glitter. Nah, she must
be stopped.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
She must be stopped. Okay, well, we'll see how this
works out. I'm sure she's gonna be posting again to
see what happens. But good luck with Thanksgiving dinner. I'm
glad it's their family and not ours.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I got called out. Oh boy, my hobby said to me,
why are you doing that?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Isn't that the worst feeling?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, and then I have to explain myself and he
doesn't understand.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So yeah, it's the little.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Things you get called out on by your significant others.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So here is mine.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
When I buy a greeting card, okay, especially when it's
in a expensive greeting card, because you know, the price
is Mike five, six, seven dollars, maybe even eight in
some cases, if it's.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Sparkley, that's for you. I print a picture on a
piece of paper and fold it in.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Half, especially if it's from the kids. You can get
away with that.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Kids are the best. This is the best part about
having kids.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yes, well, if it's not going to an immediate family member,
like an immediate family member, I can cross out. I
can you know, whatever I'll wipe out. I'll do whatever
I have to do, but if it's going to someone else,
I will actually practice what I'm going to write on
a piece of paper first, what Yeah, Then I write
(04:38):
the message in the card, so I practice, want to
practice the message dear whomever. Yeah, so sorry blah blah
blah or congratulations or whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And then I make sure it looks okay, and then
I write it in the card and he thinks that's
really weird.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I want to make fun of you so bad, but
there's so many times that I've made like a word
another word because I screwed it up, and I'm like,
why did I say that? There are so many times
that I had done this. I would love to make
fun of you, but like I'm not. I'm definitely not
gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh no, I'm not doing this, but I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's just too expensive.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You have to buy another one, and I don't want
it to be sloppy. I had a congratulations card that
I just wrote out. I had a sympathy card and
it just to me looks tacky. If if you're crossing
things out and it looks horrible or the way that
you write it just sounds stupid. Yeah, so I go
into practice mode.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Here's my beautiful thing with that, I am stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
So if my card comes out sounding stupid, it's right
on park.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh they're on board with it.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, like this this is you like Mike.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Sent me a card. Okay, yep, maybe they enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Actually, yeah, okay, So that's my little thing I got
called out on.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Give us a call. What's your little thing?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Called out by your significant other? Six nine four eight
four wayb.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You got called out? It happened to me by my hubby.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Called out for practicing my writing and a greeting card.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Take a set of cheet of paper, write it down. Practice.
I'm not wasting six bucks for a card. So what
is your little thing? You got called out on? Good Morning?
Read it from Ventnor Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
My husband calls me out for renting off the stuff
after I get it out the dishwasher, for example, before
I eat off a plate or a fork, I rent
it off and my husband thinks I'm crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Same Yeah, well, I mean I just want to.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Make sure the detergent is off everything. And you know
it's my thing. I can't help it.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I do it.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I mean, don't forget.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
You know, we had we went through an entire generation
of eating tide pods, so you know a little.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
For you that went in a direction I did not.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Expect Rita.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Every day every day, Diane. You never know what's going
to come out of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You don't want to taste detergent with my tater tots.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm with you, Rita.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, But I also don't want to wash the dishes
that I now washed, that I washed before I put
it into the dishwasher. Put them in the dishwasher and
wash them again. Why am I washing them in the now?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You might as well just wash them, That's what I've
been told.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah, well it's.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Just a rinse. You're just rinsing them, you're not washing them.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, but then you have to dry them. If you
haven't noticed, I'm really bad at cleaning.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well, it's it's Rita's little thing, and she gets called out.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
You know what props you for doing it?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
If you just like to do it, great, Yes, do
it whatever makes you happy. As long as I don't
have to. Once you can start making me have to
do it now.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I'm mad.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
He doesn't have to do it. I do it for
him too.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh, now I don't take it that far.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, just so we're on the same page. My sink
is currently overflowing, but.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Not read as everything's in the dishwasher. Right, Yes, well,
I say, you sound like a strong woman. Keep doing
what you want to do. It's working for you, and
you know, let the hobby do his own thing.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Okay, yes, thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It is ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mic
and Diane show, and everybody knows at this point the
really famous lawsuit of too hot coffee for McDonald's.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah right, everyone knows that one. And guess what we
have the reverse. Finally, something was too cold. I've just
been handed an urgent and horrifying news story, and I
eat all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
No, I have never once said, wow, this is too
hot or too cold.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Let me just make a stink over it. Because guess what.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
By the time it becomes the correct temperature, if you
wait three minutes, four minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
It's that Yeah, it'll be perfect for you.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
That's how things work. Everything comes back to room temperature eventually,
except this person's brain.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Because it's broken.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
A Jet Blue passenger. I would say her name, but
I don't feel like I don't. She's clearly so happy,
and I don't want to deal with it. Is suing
the airline after they served her a ice cream sandwich
that was frozen solid.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Really, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yes, like you said, it's going to start, especially ice
cream sandwiches, because we get them quite often at our house.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
They meld a little too fast for my taste, because
I like when I like a nice solid ice cream sandwich.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
What the heck does this woman complaining?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I'm lactose intolerant, so I have no opinion.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
That's She endured pain, suffering and mental anguish from her strut,
which claims to lead to a root fracture of her
tooth immediate medical treatment.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Upon landing mental anguish, her attorney.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Argues that Jeff Blue has that fault for serving food
out of temperature below what is reasonable or safe, adding
that the airline failed to warn her of the dangerously
cold temperatures.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Dangerous You're in a tube.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Flying six hundred miles an hour, forty thousand feet in
the air.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Ye, you're kind of already taking a chance. I just
want to, but that's what's going to bring you down.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You're in a metal tube forty thousand feet in the air,
flying from New York to France. That's six hundred miles
an hour, and you're gonna worry that your strawberry short.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I don't know because you know what, at a certain
point I watched I read up on the McDonald's coffee situation. Yeah,
I was kind of on the woman who's sued side.
After I saw a couple of the facts.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Well, I don't you know my incident that happened, but
it was my own doing. It wasn't a company that
I had a problem with a hot liquid, but I
blamed myself. Yeah, you know, it's I don't know, like
you said, you can just wait, but that's come on.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
You try to take a bite, it's too hard. You
wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Only thing this is missing is I couldn't wait. It
just looked too good.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I mean, should we get rid of hard candy because
that could cause you know, just some dental problem.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, I mean, this is just opening up a box.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I think we should all sit in our dark corners
and eat yogurt. Sue s of Yeah, ninety five point
one w A y Z Mike and an second date update.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Ethan is looking for a second date update with a
woman named Madison.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Good morning, Ethan, Hey guys, how are you all right?
How are you good? Good? Now, tell us about Madison
and tell us about your first date please.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Well we met at this like charity thing. I actually
got goaded into being a boyfriend for sale at this
like auction type thing.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Oh yeah, I hosted a couple of those.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
They're fun.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Yeah. So I was like on stage and people bet
on me and money to go to charity and all.
And this girl, Madison, she did a lot of money
on me and it was like five or something like that.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
She was in like a heated bit against this old
lady that looked like she, you know, knew her way
around a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I have seen those battles go on like that. Believe me,
that's funny.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, I can picture it now.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Four hundred Oh my goodness. All right, So then what happened?
I want to know?
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Well, then we just spent the night talking at the
at the auction place and then exchange numbers to go
out on our date. You know, we haven't really had
our first official date like that was just kind of
our first meeting. But we spent a whole night, you know, together.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Chatting it up.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
So I thought it was going pretty well, and we
exchanged numbers, and then you know, it's been like two
weeks and I hadn't heard from her, so I thought
she was amazing. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh, that is strange because if she was willing to
spend that money, I mean, granted it is for charity,
but you would think she would be interested.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And you talked all night.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Did you go on a payment plan?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Maybe she hasn't paid it off yet yet. Maybe the
check bounced from the charity.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Who knows, But I think we need to find out though,
because this is strange.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
This did not happen in the cases where I was hosting.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
So let's put you on hold Ethan and we'll try
to get Madison on the phone and we'll play a
song in the meantime.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Does that sound good?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Sounds good, guys, Thanks, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Coming up next nty five point one WayV.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Ninety five point one w A YZ It's Mike and
Diane's second date.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Update a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Ago Ethan told us about his first date with Madison,
although I should correct that it really wasn't a first date.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It was a charity auction and she bid on you, Ethan.
Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You guys talky talked all night, but nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You're sure that nothing else happened, right, just talking?
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Yeah, just talk but just us two. You know, it
was a long night, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
And then you were supposed to go on a date
that she paid for and exchange numbers and you heard nothing.
So let's get to it. Let's get an answer here.
Unique situation.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Don't be nervous.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Hi, is this Madison? Yes, Hi, this is good morning Madison.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV
Radio from the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
How are you today?
Speaker 6 (15:02):
I'm good for it? I'm good.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
We are doing well? Thank you for asking? All right,
we'll have a good one now.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Like ye.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
That we're calling because we got a call.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
From one of our radio family members by the name
of Ethan, and he was telling us that you, oh,
you had donated money to charity and you were supposed
to go out on a date. Had talked all evening
and he heard nothing yet you exchange numbers, so on
his behalf. We're just trying to get some answers because
we're curious too, right.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Okay, oh goodness, So yes, yes I did on him,
you know, I want.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Him for a seat.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
But afterwards, I don't think he understood, you know, the
purpose of what the charity was. You know, I was,
I was donating charity. So you know, we hung out.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
It was a great time.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
But I think thought this was legit, you know, like
buying a husband type of thing.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, which, by the way, has happened.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, I've hosted a couple of these things. That's usually
how it goes that you end up going on the date.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
And I'm married, you know, with kids.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
I was donating to charity.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
You know, I'm not I'm not really interested in Ethan.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
So nice Sid, but you're married, I am, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh okay, this that is definitely a twist.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But she I mean to be fair, is it like
she did say, like, this is just a charity.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Thing, right, It's just a fun thing donating money. But
maybe he didn't understand this. Let's find out if he did,
because if we got to tell you, Madison, Ethan has
been listening in. Uh, Ethan, your response to that she's married, Yeah,
but I.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Thought she like really liked me. I mean we really
hit it off. We were talking all night, Like, you know,
who who put five hundred dollars on somebody? If you're
not interested in going.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
On a date, that is quite a bit of money.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Must you must have liked me, I don't think. I mean,
why not just like go on one day and see
where it goes.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I'm sorry, did you miss part where where I married?
I genuinely sorry.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
I learned that charity.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Like, I'm really not interested in this now.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Okay, I bet you wish you spent five hundred dollars
anywhere else?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, it is a tax right off, because I know
charity donation right.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Yeah, probably could have just wrote a check and.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Any any other please that you'd like to make to her,
Ethan Madison, I.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Mean, she's got my number.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
So you know, Madison.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Any response to him saying that some couples are into
this type of thing.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I'm sure they are. I'm really not. I'm married, children,
I have a lot going on, and it's just no, oh,
thank you, I really want nothing.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
To do with that.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Although the charity. Thanks you, but I have to ask
the question. All right, Ethan, you called us, so I'm
gonna ask you first. If Madison for some reason would
say yes to a second date, like she's gonna just
change her mind in the next three seconds. Yeah, would yeah,
would you go on a second date with her? Yes?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Yes, A thousand times?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yes, wow, a thousand times. Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay, it's part of my job, Madison. I have to ask,
would you like a second date with Ethan?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Why are you asking about a second date? It's gonna
be a firm.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Okay, I had to do it. I get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I can't wait for the conversation to pillow talk tonight
between Madison and her husband.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Remember that wine event I went to a couple of
weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
He's at the front door.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
He's gonna tell her to stick to the designer bag.
Didn't go next time?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Yes, we won't be there.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Well, Ethan, at least you have your your answers.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The charity got money, and Madison had had some fun
there that night.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yes, sorry, Ethan.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Ah, Well, good luck guys.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Thank you guy, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, thank you, Ethan, Thank you board Game Alert with
Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV. Since
a lot of people are Christmas shopping, that's a big
on a lot of lists to get a board game
for someone. And I told you about the new Uno
game No Mercy, the Ruthless One.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well, this one is going to get even more heated.
Believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
There's a classic board game mashup that I think will
start plenty of family arguments.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Mike, what's the number one game that starts the arguments?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Monopoly?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yes, Monopoly is part of this mashup. So I'm looking
through my Hallmark Holiday catalog, which I love, and I
saw this game and I just to prove it to you, Mike,
what is this?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
What does this say?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
This board game Monopoly and Scrabble?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Monopoly Scrabble is the new board game mashup.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Sounds horrible.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It says two great games come together to bring the
whole family together.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh yeah, bs move through.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
The Monopoly board by creating words on the Scrabble board.
First of all, if I'm playing one of these games,
especially Scrabble, that's complicated enough to try to come up
with the words.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Now you got to throw in Monopoly.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah, keep them separate, Keep them separate. Yep.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Absolutely, Turkey sandwich is really good, and so is the
Peter butter and jelly sandwich. They're all really good. Put
them together and you've got a concoction of hell yeah,
And there's no reason that they need to be put together.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I think they're toying with us over it. Where is
that Hasbro?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
That's ridiculous, it is, But I don't want to know
the rules. I don't care about the rules. I'm sure
somebody made a lot of money on that and it's
about to lose.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Their Job's got the little monopoly terrible idea.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Got the little monopoly guy there, and he's got all
the words on the board and the token, and can.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
You imagine arguing over that not being a word and
then leading to you having to pay rent like the
table's gonna flip. Yeah, that's not a word.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Oh man, family argument, especially during the holidays, we don't
need this.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
So oh you think, oh oh, by the way, I'm
just gonna throw this out there. This might be a
great idea, because if we're arguing about this, we're not
arguing about other things.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh so let's argue about monopoly scrabble.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Let's see politics, religion or monopoly scrabble.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
You know what, you're right, I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
You're going to take Monopoly Scrabble sold