What are you suppose to ask in a Babysitter interview?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, it's a it's a rough world out here, Diane
ninety five point one WayV. We've talked about it before,
quickly that I really haven't needed a babysitter in my
kid's entire lives, so now we do. Now we officially,
for the first time in my kids' lives, we need
a babysitter to handle the mornings of getting them on

(00:22):
the bus. You know, I'm lucky enough to work a
job where I can be home with them when they
get off the bus, and then when they don't have school.
My wife doesn't have school, so we don't really need one,
you know, all the time, we need one for like
two or three hours in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
We hired somebody.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
They were doing great, felt like little, you know, weird,
But then she just quit on a Thursday, just called
me and was like I don't think I could do
it anymore. By E's like, no no notice.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
She's like I can finish the week.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm like, I'm I'm off anyway, and it's you know,
the holidays, and like.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
We're good bye. I don't I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I don't need this in my life, Like I don't
need a lame duck babysitter that's just rude.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, So.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
We are in Struggle City to try and figure out
who is going to watch. Luckily, my father in law
stepped up and he's coming over to get them on
the bus while we While we meet with these people,
I have a meeting later today with a babysitter like
somebody we found through Facebook, I guess, and we checked
their sources. There are what are you references and they

(01:32):
were like, yeah, she's she's fine, she's coming over later today.
I have no idea what to ask this girl, like,
no clue. I have to quote unquote interviewer. My interview
process is basically, are you weird? And will my kids
live through the day with you?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well, first of all, be if if someone's weird, they
would never admit it. I don't think the questions. I
think you know when she's available, things like that that
you need. I think the interaction with the chill is
the most important thing, because children are no bs. They
know if someone likes them, and they know if they don't,
and they're old enough to tell you. They're not infants,
so anyone could be ask you and say whatever they want.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
It has to do with how they treat the kids.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
So can we get on talkback right now? And this
is legit help? Like what should I ask this girl?
Because I genuinely don't know, open the iHeart app go
to WAYF you hit the lower of microphone. I'm I'm
going to go through all of these and write them down.
This is no longer for the show. This is not content.
This has helped me.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Help me.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
How much do you charge?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I mean that I would ask, We're not even listen,
we're not even asking that question the kids. Well we're
going to offer Oh okay, here's what we're paying. Are
you doing it or not?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Gotcha? Please?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know how ilse to ask, like I genuinely
like we after like will you do it for this pay?
And are you available these hours? What do you ask
a babysitter interview? Like what's your experience?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I say, sticker right in with the kids.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well we're going to do that.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's happening today because they'll be getting off the bus
when she's there, so we'll just immediately be they'll be like, who's.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
That that's missus stuftfire Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, yeah, good luck Yeah, talk back please, I really
need help here.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Zoe from Northfield is looking for a second date update
with a guy named Craig.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Good morning, Zoe, Hi.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
How are you.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
I'm good.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
That's doing as well as I can.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh, okay, Yeah, we definitely want to know about this date,
so please tell us about Craig and your first date.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Well, Craig and I met on an app and we've
been talking for a couple of weeks now really great.
You know, she's just so great. We got together and
you know, I thought the date had gone well. Our
bench banter was great. We just had a lot of

(03:59):
calm and then you know, like he paid for dinner
and everything. Yeah, and I just haven't heard from him after.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
You know.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
And it was like a really expensive spot that we
went to for dinner, and I don't know, I just
felt like he invested a lot in me. Yeah, and
it was weird to not hear from him. And I'm
like kind of concerned because I thought that we were
getting along really great.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Hmmm.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
That is frustrating, especially if you say the conversation went well,
that's a big part of the first dage.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, but we've heard that before.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yes, we've heard it all.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Maybe not all, but not well, saying we say all
all the time, and then and then something they haven't.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Heard nothing happens.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well, let's find out, so, Zoe.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
What we'll do is we'll put you on hold and
play a song and try to get Craig on the
phone and at least get some answers for you.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
How does that sound?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
That sounds great? Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's coming up next to ninety five point one wa.
A few minutes ago, Zoey told us about her first
date with Craig. And Zoe, you said you had good conversation,
you were at a really nice restaurant, you had a
lot in common, but you haven't heard anything from Craig.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
All right, let's try it, ye, hopefully we'll pick up.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Hi, is this Craig?

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Yeah, this is Craig.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV Radio.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
We host the morning show. How are you doing today, Craig?

Speaker 7 (05:39):
I'm good. Sorry you said you're from a radio station.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yes, yes, we host a morning show on WayV. And
let me get right to it, Craig, because you're probably
busy getting ready for work.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Or something.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
But we got a call from one of our radio
family members by the name of Zoe, and Zoe was
telling us that you went on a date.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
She spoke very highly of you, really enjoyed the date.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Enjoyed the restaurant, and she just hasn't heard from you,
so really on her behalf, we're trying to get some answer,
So would you mind telling us please?

Speaker 7 (06:14):
I okay, I guess. I mean this is a little
it's a little weird, but yeah, I mean we had
a I liked her, we had a we had a
nice date. I liked most of her. Actually, I'd say
I liked like ninety nine percent of her.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
No, that's a high percentage. What was what was the
one percent you didn't like?

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Well, it's just I feel that it's a little awkward,
but I guess since you're asking. Yeah, so we had
this really nice waitress and Zoe ordered a drink and
she brought the drink out and Zoe sent the drink back.
It wasn't to her to her liking. I guess, okay,
So at first I was like, Okay, that's totally normal,

(06:59):
like person I would not do that, Like if something
comes out and I don't like it, I just drink
it or I eat it. I don't say anything the same. Yeah,
I just you know, I avoid conflict like that. So,
I mean, I had no problem with it. I was like, Okay,
she knows what she wants, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
So she said to drink back, and then they bring
out another drink and I guess it's not quite right.
So she sends it back again.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Oh really the second one?

Speaker 7 (07:25):
Oh my yeah, and then it happened the third time.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Wow, oh my god, that drink must have been screwed up.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Yeah. And then it happened one more time and then
so it was like so upset, and she was like,
you know what. She told the waitress. She was like,
you know what, why don't you just bring me the
ingredients to the cocktail and I'll make it myself because
you guys don't know how to do it. And I
was like whoa. And the waitress is like, uh no,

(07:54):
that's not going to happen. We can't We're not allowed
to do that. It was really awful, Like I've never
heard someone say that to a server before.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
No.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, As a matter of fact, Mike and I were
just saying a few minutes ago. We've heard it all,
but no, here we go again. We haven't heard of
that one, and we have to let you know, Craig,
that Zoe's been listening in Zoe, you wanted to mix
your own drink at the table.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
My god, this is ridiculous. Yeah, I did.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
I like, I like how I makes a drinks and
nobody was able to make it there. And I'm honestly
not going to pay expensive. I'm not going to pay
for an expensive drink that I can make make myself.
So that's what I did.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
I have a question. What was the drink.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
It's a French martini. Oh rare really not that popular.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, I've never.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Heard of I'm going to google it.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
It sounds good though, but I've never heard of it.
So there was four times that they they didn't get
it right.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh my, I got it okay.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
So it's a fancy French black raspberry liquours and pineapple.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Juice, so it's like a fruity martini.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
That sounds delicious.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm gonna be honest, I'm probably gonna try and make
this tonight.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I think I'm with you, and I'm gonna think of you, Chloe,
but I don't know, if.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I have to admit whatever your name is, I have
to admit Zoe that I.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Don't think I would send it back four times, and
I definitely wouldn't say bring the ingredients. I've had some
cosmos where I wasn't my favorite, but I would just
drink it anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, it's getting the same job done.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
It's funny because me and my wife just went out
to dinner a few weeks that's.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
How you know her parents.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
We just went out to dinner and it was literally
a month and a half ago, and her drink she
didn't really like it, and my god, you've just seen
her cower like cower while telling the waitress like I'm
not really a big fan of this, right, Well, can
I get a different drink?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
And the waitress yeah, of course, not a problem.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah. Oh, I mean especially one time one time.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
And then she just got a vodka club and we
were happy.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You see, Zoe, vodka club works every time. But Craig,
this bothered you so much that you didn't respond to
her calls or text messages.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Yeah, it was just like such a turn off for me.
I kind of see myself doing another date with someone
who would be that rude to waitress.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of with I'm on Craig's side here, Zoe,
your chance to save.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
It any final statements before I ask the questions, because
that would be.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Like that that it's that that thing where it's like
you could be perfect, but then there's that one thing
that holds on.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh yeah, yep, yeah, Craig said ninety nine percent, So
you never know what he'll say.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
You know what, Let me get right to the question.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I agree with you, Zoe.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
You called us. You've heard what Craig has to say.
If he said, yes, would you want a second date?
It would be on us cocktails and everything.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Honestly, honestly, like I feel like he's being so rude
about the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
So no, hm, all right, Craig, what would you have
said if she said yes, I'm just curious.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
I would have given it a shot, but only if
you would, like, you know, promise to not do that
sort of thing in public again and maybe like admit
that what you did was maybe in the wrong.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I think it's one of those that you didn't know
you were wrong until you pointed it out, and she
clearly didn't see that she was wrong.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
So oh yeah, because she said no yeah, so oh
well yeah, well listen, good luck with your cocktail, Zoe,
you were going to try the French martini, and good
luck to you.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Craig, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Merry Christmas A little early from Mike and Diane on
ninety five point one way v.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Not that far away though, less than three weeks.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh not at all.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
We got a lot to do.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
So here's the survey question for you. When it comes
to Christmas Eve? Does your family allow you to open
one gift on Christmas Eve?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Already?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Have to save them all for Christmas Day because the
survey says it's fifty to fifty families do different things.
When we were growing up, we always opened one small
thing on Christmas Eve, and it was never the main event,
just the one small thing, usually slippers.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, Like we'll open.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Like the Santa stuff, the Santa gifts that's obviously not
even there yet exactly. Christmas Eve, we tend to open
like pajamas. That's okay, it's a known thing at this point.
It's not a surprise, but it's a different Christmas style
pajamas that you can wear at night, and that is
usually our gift for at night.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
You wear them that night, and then Santa Coms leaves
the big gifts yep, and then you can all get
the family photo.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Wop in your pj's.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Exactly so cute.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
It's never never flattering for somebody who's six ' five
two hundred and four. It's not, no, no, never.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
And you can't even hide behind I try to hide
behind the family and the family pictures, but you're so
tall that you can't really hide.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
The kids and my wife look adorable.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
And then Sasquatch rolls in with the sound of the home,
the home go Home, down the hallway and here he
comes wearing his adorable pajamas.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
So cute.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, And I try and get in the back and
my waist up is shown.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
When you're six six, you can't you can't really get
in the back. Well, that's great. I love the pj's
the night before, I love the slippers.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
So let us know.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
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Speaker 4 (13:43):
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Speaker 3 (13:51):
Open one present on Christmas Eve. Counting Down to Christmas
with Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV
Opening one gift on Christmas Eve?

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Visit a DO or don't Drew from Northfield? What do
you say?

Speaker 8 (14:06):
It's a do.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
You definitely have to open up a gift on Christmas Eve,
whether it's your gift or you're opening up somebody else's
gift for them or with them. You've got to open
up some gift on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Would this be a small gift or a major gift?

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Ooh?

Speaker 5 (14:23):
I think I think it depends upon who you're with.
If you're by yourself, it's a small gift. But if
you're with a loved one and you're very excited and
you want to open it early with them, and I
think you can go for the big one in the day.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Before or by yourself.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Old statement, Yeah, by yourself, wouldn't wouldn't you know?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
What's your opening?

Speaker 5 (14:44):
I mean not just saying that drops the gift under
the under the tree.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
That's it early.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
That's well, maybe he is, maybe he's just extra busy.
Maybe somebody dropped off your family dropped off the gifts,
put it under your tree, and then you're saying for you, Hey,
it happens.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, No, I think I'm misunderstanding here. When he said
by yourself, I meant by yourself, not like you and
your wife Ferry. It's like not with like the group
if you will, Oh, I'm thinking by yourself. Like you
sat there wrapped up some stuff and you're like, no,
which one way? I want to open it for myself,
like full mister bean episode, Like that's what I pictured here.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
It could be you never know.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
All right, Drew, We'll put you down for one Christmas
Eve gift and have a Merry Christmas.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Merry Christmas to you guys too.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Ninety five point one WayV. It is the Mike and
Diane Show.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Holiday Party time.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
And there was this survey and the question was, if
you could go to any celebrity holiday party, whose party
would it be?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Hm hmm.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
So why don't we think.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
About that for a second, Mike, I'm gonna give you
my answer. But why don't we let every one no.
Number one in the survey?

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Everybody Dwayne Johnson.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Here, Oh, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, he's number one.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, he's Dwayne.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Now he would put out such a spread.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
So I'm upset. I'm so upset that he said, Dwayne Johnson, No,
you are the rock. Give me the eyebrow, give me
the elbow. You're not, Dwayne, You're the rock.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Did you see when he showed up at the Wax
Museum Madame Tussade's yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Last week.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
That was a fancy way of saying that.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, and the guys were there getting their picture taken
with the rock Wax figure, and he snuck up behind
and they had no idea at first.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
That was so cool.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Anyway, he is number one for celebrity holiday party. I
would say Tom Hanks would be nice because I know
I would be greeted at the front door with a
warm hug and he would have his mister Rogers sweater on.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Out as boring as it gets.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm picking the nineteen eighty six Mets.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
And for those that know, they know, all right, you'll
never get out.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
They're alive.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
That might be the point. At this point, it's good.
I'm going out on a on a high literally and
figured out.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, no, no real one, serious one probably maybe Tim Allan.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Tim Allen, Santa Claus. I didn't see that one coming.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay, Okay, okay, do you want me to go back here?

Speaker 4 (17:20):
He has a lot of political opinions.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Though, yeah, I didn't see I said it, and then
I went right and then my head went right to that.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I'm like, I just hate all politics. I don't want
to be there, all right, you got.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Something else, par Kardashians, because it sounds about as bad
as any of.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
You, because whether you like them or not, I mean,
when you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Wiscons I know politics too.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't care when you're talking about over the top
spending in the way that they throw these parties, that
definitely would be a good one to go to.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
But give us a call. So which celebrity holiday party
would you attend?

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Would it be Dwayne Johnson or would it be another
celebrity the nineteen eighty six mets.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Okay, yeah, there's no politics there.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I can promise that.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Six nine four eight four WayV.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Dwayne the Rock Johnson number one in the survey of
the celebrities you would like to attend their holiday party?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Harry from Atlantic City. Who's holiday party do you want
to attend?

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Jennifer Aniston?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
This is another one that I don't think will be crazy.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Come on, people, if you do go to her party, Harry,
can you ask her about her skincare and how she
keeps it and.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Her and her workout routine. Would you mind?

Speaker 8 (18:28):
Oh, this would be my first two questions anyway.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Oh I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, no, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
She gives off she gives off a good hostess vibe
and she knows literally everybody. And I heard she got
pros good.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Parties, you know, I did hear that?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Where hell did you hear that?

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Even her ex husband show up like the parties are
so good, Brett, it was that the last one.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
And yeah, and I'll be there so it'll you know,
it's going to be off the.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Hooks, so her future husband will be there.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, well, Harry, have a great Jennifer Adison's party and
happy holidays.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
Alright, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Maggie from Brigantine, Whose party do you want to go to?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I think I want to do Kevin Hart.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
That would be fun.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, yes, yeah, I mean okay, now we're getting there.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I agree, Maggie, that would be a fun party. And
please can we come with you?

Speaker 5 (19:21):
I'm sorry, say again.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
See we get we get that a lot.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, I'm sorry, No, we.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Get that a lot. Don't worry about it. Just tell Kevin.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
We said, Hies, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Let's talk White Elephant gift exchange. It's Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one w A Y V.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Mike.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I'm having a cousin cousin's Christmas party coming up, and
we decided we're doing the white Elephant gift exchange. So
this is gonna be a lot of pressure on you
because I'm going to go with your answer to this question.
I'm trying to figure out how much and please don't
say too much or how much to tell everyone the

(20:01):
amount of the gift because we have single people coming,
we have couples. We have one of my cousins who's
bringing his son and daughter. They're older though it's like
not kids, kids like teenagers.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
So he's got to bring three gifts.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
He's got to bring four himself, his wife and the
two kids.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
One kid's like thirty and the other ones like seventeen.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
So just to give you an idea, but he he
may pay for the kids, I'm not sure because they
live with him. So I don't want to break the bank,
but I want people to kind of have a chance
to get something unique or interesting.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
So, so how much do you think?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Easy answer right off the bat is twenty to twenty
five dollars. Now, I say that because you don't want
to go too expensive, because the more expensive you go,
the better the gifts get. The lower the price. There's
the really low prices. You're kind of limited in how
creative you can get. But at twenty dollars twenty five dollars,

(21:01):
you can find ridiculous, perfect white elephant gifts for like
twenty twenty five dollars, I think, And then that doesn't
also break the bank for the guy who's got to
spend one hundred dollars. If he's paying for everybody, maybe
you shouldn't have had two kids. I'm in that pain too, buddy.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Well he's got five kids, he's only bringing two.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
They're older though, they're out of the house.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Set it up.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
They're out of the house, no problem. So you know
what I like it. I'm going to go with that.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I think around the twenty to twenty five and knowing
that now the budget, thanks to you, I'm going to
try the idea that I told you about last year.
I don't know if you remember when I went into
the bank and I requested twenty or twenty five singles,
and then someone yelled out, hey, going to the strip club.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
You're going to a broke strip club, but go ahead.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I need I a low budget. I did not do
that idea last year for the White Elephants. So what
I'm going to do is, I'm going to take a
cube tissue box. I'm going to take the tissues out.
I'm going to string together with just a tiny little
piece of tape to tape together a bunch of singles,
either twenty or twenty five dollars. I'm going to tape
a tissue to the end of it, stuff them back

(22:10):
in the in the cube, and then they're going to
think they got a box of tissues. But when you
start pulling that tissue chutching, baby, you like it.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I like that idea. Now, I'm I have to be
honest with you.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I am currently signing into Amazon right now because I
found something that I need to buy that is ten
dollars and it's perfect for White Elephant gift.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
And I will show you at ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Ten bucks I thought we said twenty you did, I'll.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Add something I actually might just I might buy this
from my son because it's funny.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
You want to pop your head around here and take
a look at this.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yep, oh, it's a belly fanny pack.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's a fanny pack with a big fat belly, Harry belly.
I am definitely buying this and I'll figure out where
it's going after that.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Now, that's a white elfin gift. You know what. I
could stick the one in that?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, like this is thank you.
This is perfect. I am. I am buying this.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Please don't let me pick the number and get that.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Please, I'm gonna I think it's gonna go to my son,
although I might give it to my wife.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't I don't know. I don't know. We'll find out.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
You want to stay together, don't you.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
We're gonna find out together, all right.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Well, thanks for the advice, and I'll

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Let you know it's such a big, fat, ugly belly too.