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February 14, 2025 • 35 mins
A Friday Valentine's day show! Austin and Jeremiah had a date in the studio over some pizza. They also played the Old Skool Square Off. Jeremiah has a theory to get Travis Kelce to Cleveland, plus he's down a vital kitchen appliance at his house. And, can Austy name the top ten sexiest foods?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I hate white pizza. Like, this is not for me?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What this is? This is for you?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's a chair by a show. At least, how you
gonna do it? My lea, say size a.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Friends, It's Friday? Can you believe what we made? A congratulations?
Let's go, let's go, let's get into it. How are
you tell me the good vibes, good things happen in
your life? You know we do it, you know we
love to do it because it's all about spreading that
positivity into the world. Color texted in Now two one
six seventy ninety six five. You're looking forward to something
this week, you need somebody to go with you. I'm available,

(00:44):
Bruno kicking off your Friday edition.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Of the program. Is it a merry thing that it's not?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Like the top of my brain like I wish, Yes,
I wish my wife a happy Valentine's Day, got stuff
for it, all that all that fun stuff. But I
just it didn't even occur to me when starting the program.
But then I look ahead a little later in the program,
I see Austin Love stopping bomb. We got something Valentine's
Date theme for him. No, I'm not going to propose
to him. Bigotry is illegal. Maybe I don't know. We'll see,

(01:10):
we'll see how the day goes. Honestly, he's gonna stop
by around three o'clock. We'll get an old school square
off for you as well. Captain America tickets Break New
World is out today.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Let's preak the good vibes with Sarah.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Sarah, tell me something good that happened to you today?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Or what are you looking forward to this weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh? Massages.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm getting a massage tomorrow. Oh, let's go massage City.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Do massages weird you out? It's like random people's hands
touching you. That doesn't do a thing for you.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I love it. I go to the same person all
the time like that.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's what you need. You read anyone? Walk on your back?
You've ever done one of those? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I beg my husband to walk on my back, but
I want it. I want it really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Hey, hey, Sarah, this is a family show. We don't
need to know about your husband walking on your back.
Family programs, all right. It's just your official reminder if
you're still at work, go grab something on the way
home for your person.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's ninety six five.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Kiss that fam The jar on my show, helpful hints
all the time on the program. It's Valentine's Day if
you do look at the calendar yet or scroll through
your phone. I think Swinson's has some of the best
Valentine's they throw on their Instagram.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I shared one on my story Chase Share Radio.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
What did It's say? You're teasy on the eyes, son
of a biscuit. We love you, Swinson's. I want some
teasers now. Nope, I'm not gonna behave myself. We're gonna
talk to it. Nett with the good vibes and tell
me something that happened to you today. Spread the good vibes,
a little moment that made you feel good.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I booked a wedding shower venue for my daughter love
How sweet is that?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I love it? When is the big day? What's her
first name?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Her name is Tina. They have a date in June
and I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yes, Okay, so there are is The invitations haven't been
sent out yet. I should be expecting mine soon, right, yeah, yeah,
open bar Annette. No, I'm not coming.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm not coming at all. I won't be Theresa bar Okay,
I can hand.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
We can make a party out of a Momosa bar
wouldn't be the first or last time in that, you
know what I mean? Smoke did Jeremiah Show on ninety
six five Kiss FM. Happy Friday, cleven, Happy Valentine's Day
to you and yours. I'm celebrating Valentine's Day with Austin
Love when he joins us less than a half an
hour right now, we're gonna play the old school square
off at around two thirty five three thirty five. Rather

(03:39):
gets you to captain America Brave New World our Friday
tradition on the show The game not necessarily captain America
tickets because there's not no movie every week, but you
get that, guys. I don't know what to do without
my microwave. I was was I making dinner on Yeah,
I was making dinner on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I've been out there. I've been without this.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
For almost a full week, and I need to figure
out what's the most debilitating appliance to go down in
your house. Hit me with a text real quick at
two one six five seven eight ninety six y five
oz call if you want as well, because I thought
the microwave was gonna be the one number one most
debilitating appliance to go down to the house. I don't

(04:17):
think it is, because I did, you go through your
motions right?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
All right?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I was gonna warm up some meat loaf last night.
I got it out, I opened the microwave. Actually I
went to open the microwave, but I couldn't because it
was tied closed with a string.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Because that's what's broken on the microwave.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's like the little hooky guys that go into the
microwave that latch it and allow the microwave to wave
the micros or whatever it does.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
And I could not, and.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I it took me five minutes and a full ass
conversation with my wife until I figured out what to do.
I thought about Grandma's buoying it and putting it on
a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven, but
it was like mashed potatoes, corn and meat loaf, so
that wasn't a idea. I ended up frying it on
a skillet. We'll allive oil the pan.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
And it was good. It was fine. Is that what
we did before microwaves? Because I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't think microwaves existed, like I don't think they
haven't existed since I've been alive. Do you see what
I'm saying. I've never had a mic not not had
a microwave in my life. I remember it used to
take three minutes to mount some nachos, but that's that's
what happens. But it got me thinking, I want to
know from you what what is the most life stopping
appliance in your house? It happens, it dies, and you

(05:34):
you struggle to function like you you have to change
your entire lifestyle to do it. I'm not sure what
it is because I don't think it's the microwave anymore.
I also don't think it's the dishwasher. Do I sound
bougie by saying that? Two six seven eight ninety six five?
Hit me with a text, give me a call and
tell me if it's happened to you, tell me which

(05:55):
one just wrecked your life? Well, also which one You
could probably do it out now knowing this that it
happened to you, because when our air fryer went down,
I was done.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I didn't know what to do with my life. I
don't know what it is, sink.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Maybe it's a Jeremiah show, it's a kiss f f
Guess we got a thousand bucks on the way for
you Cleveland and coming up on the Jeremiah Show, top
of the hour.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Every hour during the program, we get you covered.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
And then after I take off, it's ninety six five
Kiss FM, your hookup station. Debilitated by my lack of
a microwave this week and I've been I had to fry.
I didn't warm up my food on a skillet last
night because the microwave is still down. I was going
to try to fix it, but if you know me,
you know me, and I should just buy one. So
I'm probably gonna do that, and then I have to

(06:45):
install it, and that's a whole different thing. But I
want to know from you, what is the most debilitating
appliance that has ever died in your house?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Text?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Out of the two would six coffee maker quit and
it was unbearable.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
See that's I would just I have no restraint or
willpower to not just load up the Starbucks card and
go to Starbucks for it could be for months, and
I know that's a problem and that's something I have
to deal with, but I divert.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Let's talk to no Cali.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm sorry, CALLI now in strong stood afternoon hay girl,
sorry for being so aggressive. I think it's because I'm
down a microwave. CALLI what so we're talking about what
appliance in your house just completely debilitated your life?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
What is yours?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
The air fier mine is currently going out and I.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Used everything, literally everything.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I mean, I made pork chops in there.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
You've made pork chops in your airfyer.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Before, yes, and it's just so much easier than the other.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
We may need to have an extended conversation like off
the air about this, where you just give me a
recipe book of all the things you make in the
air fire, because I met I make a lot in
the air fire. I'm not gonna lie to you, Cali,
but pork chops I have never made. Okay, we're pivoting
this entire thing now, Kelly, because you've made me what what?
What else are you making in the air fier.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm pretty sure I've made burgers. I literally make everything
that's fair.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Give me another thing. I want a list. What are
the proteins have you made.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
In the air fryer?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I can't even uh, there's.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
So many, you can't even keep them straight.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I know I make my breakfast sausage in there?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
What?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Literally everything's blowing my.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Ever loving mind. Honestly, have you tried?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah? Please?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Do Have you tried uh scrambled eggs yet in the
air fry No?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
That one, I don't know if that.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
One works hard boiled?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Have you put a duck in the air fryer? Cali?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Not yet? Maybe soon?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, what's going on with the airfryer? Now?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
How do we do we need? Do we need to
go shopping for one? Is that what needs to happen?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to get a new one.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, how long have you been putting it off?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Probably like two weeks? You're just like not, it's not
closing all the way like off.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You know what you gotta do? Cali? Do you do?
You know this?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
And maybe I'm about to blow your mind? Do you
know if you have an oven with a convection in
setting that that's an air fryer?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah? You know, obviously I should be just using my.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oven, but not just it's just not ovening. It's just
not normal ovening. You need the convection setting. That is
essentially what an air fryar is doing. Do you have
that convection button on your oven.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I think I do.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Actually guess what. You don't need a new air friar, Kelly,
You've got one.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's just like I'm so used to it.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, give it a shot and report back. Maybe I'm
full of mallarchy here. And why did I say the
word malarkey? What am I seventy eight years old?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I try, I'm in the word.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm in the world where I need to be creative
and use creative words as much as possible, right, And
sometimes I grab a word out of the back of
my brain. Sometimes it's a great word. Sometimes it's malarkey,
and I'm sorry you got the crappy word.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I feel like this is why I listened to the show.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I love it. Oh, Kelly, you're my favorite.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Report Please report back if you're your oven doubles is
an air frar. Okay, all right, we'll have a good weekend.
Bye you too, Bye, stick a around friends. Thousand bucks
for you.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Nick.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
If you think the things that'd come out of Jeremiah's
mouth are.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Weird, give me some nutties over here. You should see
what he puts on socials At ninety.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Six AM I show on ninety six five Kiss FM.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Happy Friday, Cleveland. We in here.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Let's go Harvey, let's go party and joining us on
this fantastic Friday, this Valentine's Day. Yeah, it seems it
would seem wrong if you would have blown me off today.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I agree. I agree.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
You know I canceled all my afternoon just so I
could be here with you, my big guy.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
That's Channel Three's Austin Love. What's up?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
If you didn't get the connection between Valentine's Day and
while he's here today, it's my day. It's because of
his first name. It's my day to shine. That's my
first name. Yeah, so you brought us gifts, mister Love.
I did bring your gifts. I was over in little
Italy today and I was like, well, Lottie d I
have dinner with my wife later, but let's have a
little afternoon snack.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
We having a Valentine's Day date. We four are you
and your wife?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
We're sexy, super romantic, full of afrodisiacs.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It is everywhere.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's a classic Cleveland spot, Corbo's Pizza, my girl Carol.
If my wife blows me off today, I think.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I got a date with her. She said, I was cute.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh she brought she gave So did she give you
the chocolate or did you give me? She gave me
the chocolate. I gave the chocolate to you, so take it.
We're bringing you pizza by the slice, two pepperoni slices
there for you. It's still warm. Well yeah, of course,
up a little bit. I know Corbos has the they
do the bakery. They do the bakery. But then they

(11:33):
just came out with a slice shop.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
This must have been about two years ago that the
slice shop has been there. You walk right in. Carol
greets you and then you can go there. You can
get pizza and other pastas. And they got the you
can get full pies. They got pizza by the slice.
It's phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's lovely. You just want to take over as well. Phenomenal.
Cleveland style pizza is awesome.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
You get like the thinness is it's like the medium
right in the middle. Yes, you know, it's got to
chew to it, so I got a little crunch to it.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
It's saucy. I love it.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I love a little saucy pie and a good amount
of cheese. Saucy boy, hey boy, I don't like it, like,
don't go light on the cheese. That's that is I
would say, is the cheese more important than the sauce? No,
the sauce is more important. I'm not saying you can
eliminate the sauce. Yeah, it seems like I don't know,
you're going got down that. What's what is worse? Not

(12:29):
enough sauce or not enough cheese, not enough sauce. Really,
I'm a saucy boy. I told you you did. You
literally said that. He literally just told you do. You
want to know one of my biggest pet peeves is
that I hate white pizza. Like it's not for me.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I mean, like white sauce. What you meant?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We all know what you meant, Austin, you said it,
the people heard it.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Hey, I will stand by this.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
If there is you know, there's time and place for
like a butter garlic type sure pizza, but it's never
going to be better than a red sauce, and I
stand by that.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Are there multiple white sauces though?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
No, Well there's like an Alfredo one maybe, but also again,
like gotta be in the mood for it. That's not
your every day za. You know what's great? I worked
there in college. Imber ever heard of East of Chicago Pizza. Yeah,
I don't know if there's a bunch still around. Yeah,
I think there's one in Solon. They have the taco pizza. Ooh,
their taco pizza is legit. Really it's salsa sauce. I
like that, and then you still get some mots. But

(13:31):
then you get some sausage. Sure, I know it might
be ground beef. Then it's topped with a cold lettuce,
tomato and shredded cheddar well and some swirls of sour cream.
So is my pepperoni pizza not good enough for? That's fantastic.
You just took me down. Listen, Well, we all know
my entire life has been my unhealthy relationship with food.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Sure, and I just traveled.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'm on my journey with my friends in fitty whole health.
My GLP, what I'm doing great. He's down eleven pounds.
Eleven pounds and it's noticeable, thank you, sir. Yeah, you
just I was noticing there's not as much junk in
the trunk as I typically like, but.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's more flat than it used to be.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's exactly what I was notice that my As your
weight has gone down, my attendance has also gone.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, you're here for the I didn't. If I would
have known that, I would have never started this. We'll
play We're gonna play song here, We're gonna eat some pizza,
and then we're gonna come back with the top ten list,
the top ten sexiest foods that you're gonna have to
pick from, sexiest way to eat or just sexiest foods
No sexiest foods to consume.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
We'll do it after Kendrick can sit here on my.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Show ninety six five, Kiss that fam, Happy Friday, Step
that way, old school squaff.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Is on the way.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
What are we giving a three thirty five? We're gonna
send you to see Captain America. Any movie we had
a couple of passes came out today. Yeah, Oh that's
Austin Love by the way from Channel three.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You know, and you love them. What's up? What's going on?
I hte the wrong the cute it up and everything
there is.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Ah, you haven't played this in a very long time.
Well you know what it used to be back in
the day. Yeah, well, you know what. We're getting distracted,
but we need to shout out the wives. Yeah, because
I feel we haven't yet shout out my wife Alice,
and she's a saint, she's a gem, she's a joy lover.

(15:13):
She accepted my invitation to be her Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Oh that's sweet.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I don't think I've heard from my wife yet.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Well, TVD, we'll find out what happens.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I want a full recap on Monday.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Is drama.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Like I woke up today not even realizing what was
going Like, is that that's the level of marriage I'm in?
But like that you've just given up that we give off.
It's just it's a day. Maybe it's because of the kids.
It's probably the kids. Yeah, just blame it on the kids. Well,
let's do this. We've done blind ranks before. I've got
a top ten. I've hit up our iHeartRadio AI with
the top ten sexiest foods, and I would like you

(15:47):
to see how many of these you can get so
they can I get some wrong? Yeah yeah, this kid's
not like a three in year out type of thing.
So just fire off some and we'll see where they
land on the list and see how how close.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
See what foods you think?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I think the obvious one is that to play the
hits chocolate covered strawberry chocolate number two.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
That's number two.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Well, I guess I gotta give you two and three
because strawberries were three and chocolates two.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Lovely got those handled, nailed it.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Let's throw a oyster. Oyster oyster number one, let's go.
I'm not in an oysters an aphrodisiac. That's why I've heard
of that. Yeah, I just don't see why science I
tried it. I like oysters. My wife doesn't do seafood,
so I haven't.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I mean, have you tried it on your wife? What
are you supposed to do you feed it to her?
Do you feed it to yourself? I'm a walking afrodia.
I don't need any help.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
There's not any white pizza, and al right, you got
to top three? What else? Chicken, palm, chicken, I love you.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That's on my list, Austin love, that's on my list,
all right. Scallops, scout, Now you get out of the
fish A fish or not on there anymore? Think think liquids, liquids. Okay,
this isn't good wine. Yeah, red ones okay, food number six,
that's a beverage. You're wrong, sexy, I'm not wrong. I
can't see the article pal It depends, okay, if you

(17:13):
consider red wine and meal sometimes sure, most times.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, in the same vein, let's bring in some grapes.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, no, no, okay, is there more fruit? There is?
There is a fruit that I bet you won't get,
passion fruit, No guava. All right, I'm gonna go a
little off the wall here. Let's let's do banana hot dog,

(17:43):
corn dog? Are there any pastasa? We got flavors, flavors flavor, well, hairy,
it's a food and a flavor cherry purple, purple. There

(18:04):
it is there, it is. Well, you're missing another liquid,
a bubbly liquid.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Champagne. That's it.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, number four on the list. I got my wife
some champagne this morning. A fruit that's very hard to carve, coconut,
hard to carve. Yeah, it's a little there's little little
pearls inside of it that are red. Oh, pomegranate, that
already is number five on the list. Okay, all right,

(18:30):
you got I'm gonna have to trig trigs. Pigs find
this item. I'm sorry, pigs find this item, this food item.
They find it. Yeah, they're there.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Let's go. Those are overrated.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
They're okay, how about I don't know what what is
this thing? I don't know used in a lot of cooking.
It's kind of a fruit, but it's not Oh Newton,
Oh Biggs, big figs, figs, which I live without figs?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
What a bees make? Honey number nine? Not sexy? And finally,
what flavor would you taste like? Austin vanilla? Yes, let's
go there. It is getting all ten of those bad boys.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Can't believe hot dogs run on the list Now, I'm
just sad, honestly, stick around Old School squareff Snack.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Six five.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
To Jerremia Show ninety six to five, Kiss FM Friday
is here. You know what that means? Cleavand time for
the Old School Square off? An old school name that
tune where Austin loves music? Knowledge will be put to
the test, the lack of music knowledge. There's a little
bit in there. There's a little guy. Theres a little game.
If I were to do Stepdad themed Old School Square

(19:48):
offf you would dominate. If you did Country Dave Matthews
and Oar, I wouldail it one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Did you give me an Oar song? Like two weeks ago?
It did and expected me to know it? I thought
you might. I thought you were, but you're only our fan. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
All right, let's do it here. Let's get our contestants first.
That's the first thing here. Let's go to Jamie and Wickliffe.
She is caller twelve. Jamie, Good afternoon, Henker, all, good afternoon, Jamie.
Your brain has to do nothing but just pick. How
many songs do you think Austin will get right in
this game? It's either more than five, less than five,
or exactly five. You guess it right. We'll send you
to see Captain America Brave New World. How do you

(20:23):
think he's going to do?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'm so sorry, but let's step out play the odds, Jamie. Yeah,
it's a smart move. Yeah. He setbacks make the way
for comebacks. It does. Let's go. I like it.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Also, don't forget. You'll probably say no, and you're more
than welcome to say no. Austin, can you is a
phone of friend one time? Again you'll probably say no.
But I'm coming to Jamie. Yeah, let's do it, just
because you what to hear saying no?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Mark from Hudson, He's called thirteen. Mark from inside a helicopter.
Welcome to the show. Mark, what's going on, Bro, I'm sorry,
Happy Valentine's daty. Mark's one of those guys that has
a convertible And is that what rolling around?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
No matter what?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
All right? Mark?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Are you writing sky Are you sky writing messages for
Northeast Ohio?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Right now? Is that what's going on? Mark?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
How do you think Austin's gonna do in the game here?
You think he's gonna get exactly five? You think he's
going to go one hundred percent here? I'm going to
play the ads, but I also think he's gonna have
a really good day, so I'm going over five.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Mark, let's go, dude. Wow, I needed that today. Mark,
you're the man Mark down and everything.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Well, his last name is love, so the odds are
in his favor.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
They are my day, all right? Mark.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
If if Austin goes six for six here, get them all.
You will be getting those Captain America tickets. John from Marthridgefield,
Easy enough for you, my friend. You don't have a choice.
If Austin gets exactly five, which is highly likely, it's
it's probable that miss one, it's not horrible.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
You will win your Captain America tickets, sir, Okay, all right?
Sound good keeping.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Keep in mind, John and Mark, we can't come to
you as a phone a friend. These are love themed songs,
not not songs based on Austin love.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, but about loving very few. But there's a couple. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
No, one of them are FCC appropriate. The beat be
fifty two. That's pretty much it. They wrote that about me.
That's pretty much rock lobster. What do you think it's
this one? Can you count me in?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I think it was too early on it. Will you
count me in? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
You know?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Isn't it the worst one?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
You know?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
The lyrics like child, I just can't remember the name.
All right, it is, I get the thing exist, I mean,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Bubbletoes Sarah Brellis bubble bubbles. I was going to suggest
you go to Jamie because maybe he should give you
one since it was the first one.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
That's incorrect.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's a bubbly, bubbly Colby Calais, Colby cala I wanted
this to be my wife and I was wedding song
and she.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Denied me, denied me. I could see why. Wow, I'm
moving on. I'm moving on. All let's I want I
want you to get one.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I want That's that one's so frustrating because like I
know that I could sing that whole song.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, how about this one? If you miss this, it's
over just saying I know.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
It's Beyonce crazy and love. That's right, that's correct, all right.
I just you're overthinking it.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I didn't know if it was crazy love love crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You know, well, And don't forget what this game.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Always give me as many words as possible, exactly if
you if you're deciding between three or two words, give
me all three, okay, because you can give me more,
not less. Okay, I love that for me one for two.
In the old school square of let's go to your
next song?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Here it is, yeah, John mayor your body's a wonderland?
Thank you? Is that your guess? Or you complimenting me both? Ay?
There it is a little vibe for a moment you
didn't want to vibe. You took the headphones off.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I'm not gonna play the song I.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Did say, they get appropriate. Fine, We're gonna vibe.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
The stargazing and come back morals school squad, kiss that fab.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Right in the middle of the old school square off.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
In the Jeremiae Show, it's ninety six five Kiss Fam
Austin two for three I'm feeling Okay, it's some love songs.
The first one I just I'm not gonna sleep all
the night after that one. Now that one's gonna hit you, Colby. Yeah,
get you get trash talk from your wife on that one. No,
I doubt she's listening. Okay, well does she? She does
tend to like to trash talk you when you're doing
I know, yeah, no trash talk.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah. Yeah. She got a new job, so she's like
a little bit more busy.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
She needs to rear Racher prior. Al Right, here's the
next song. Mark and John sitting on the sideline waiting
to be called in. I love millions, Lord, my life
is brilliant.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
What is this freaking guy's name?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
This is two thousand and six in a nutshell. I
think you're right. My life is brilliant, My love is pure, pure.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I saw an angel two thousand and four. Wow, it's
that old.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I didn't realize it was that. All this didn't get
big till two thousand and six. Trust that what ift?
Probably another man? Uh? Do you want to go to
Mark or John? Set the options out?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
All right?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
It's it's called You're beautiful. Uh, we got let's go.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
To Let's go to Mark, our guys. Seems like a vibe. Okay, Mark,
welcome in landed the helicopter were good?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, I love that William who sings this that James Blunt,
James nailed it, nailed it, fun fat, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
You can't even win.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
But he's still anticipated because it's like in all six songs.
And you fine because he's a guy being a dude.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
He's a guy being a dude. Appreciate. We're now just
against Jamie. That's it.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, we're four three for four. Yeah, don't minss this
one because you'll lose the game.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Thank you? Why are you thinking so much?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Why long day? Why come on?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Good?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
It's an Angel by Shaggy Right, you worried me?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I kind of do it myself. Caffeine is worn off.
It wasn't me. Technically that's a love song.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
It was, yes, well it wasn't There was love at
one point.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
There was love. There was a lot of loving going
around in that song.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
All right.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Austin has completed four of the five songs. This is
to give John the w If you miss it, Jamie's
going You're six song in the old School square.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
On a Monday. I am waiting Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
I'm ok.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Ashley Simpson or is it Michelle Branch? I mean, are
you asking me?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Or you're talking about I might get something for your
facial expression.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I purposely didn't make that contract for seconds. You are
so bad hung round?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I mean, John's there, all right, we're going to our
boyd John, John, the fate is on you, my friend.
You know this, son, how bad you want to see?
Captain Mayor? That's a long that's a long awe.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Anything John much?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Did? I like to go?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Pieces of me? Ashley Simpson? That is right, Jo, he pulled.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
It off for you. God, we did a baby Holy
we need to bring back Holy Mackerel. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
We're doing it in John's honor. Holy Mackerel's officially back.
Baby John.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
You win.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Congratulations, my dude.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
All right, all right, John, you're my partial valentine.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Gave him all of it.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Well take it all of it for the four o'clock hour.
You are my valentine there, John, all right, congratulations, Yeah,
there we go.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'll see at the movie there you go. Hold on
all right, yeah, don't get it next to me.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
So how can Travis Kelsey by himself a house here
in northeast Ohio and play for your Cleveland Browns. I
think I've got a theory to Jeremiah Show ninety sixty five,
kiss at them, Hey, Mary, j bliged to gets on
the way for you four point thirty five.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
We got you covered there.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
So Travis, after obviously not three beating with the Kansas
City Chiefs this season, has some decisions to make. Does
he come back and play football at all next year?
Does he retire? Does he take his contra See this
is where I get all confused, because these contracts are
so gosh darn complicated. So here's here's what I do know.

(29:32):
There's a bonus I guess this is what I read
that kicks in one month from today, the fourteenth of March,
and he has to decide if he's playing or not,
because if he just does nothing, that eleven and a
half million dollars for goes towards the salary cap, which
I think means how much money they can spend on
a team.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I think.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Not a sports guy, that's why I saw this information.
I took it and I asked our iHeartRadio. AI, Hey,
how can Travis Kelcey become a member of the Is
it possible? Because think about it, He's won how many
Super Bowls? He wraps Northeast His show is called New Heights.
I don't have to tell you how much Travis Kelcey

(30:10):
loves Cleveland and loves Northeast Ohio. Right, there's a good
chance he's going to end up on Sirens Curse at
Cedar Point because of how much he loves Cedar Point.
So I asked the AI, I said, iHeartRadio. What needs
to happen? This is what she said.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
For Travis Kels to end up on the Cleveland Browns,
several scenarios could unfold. Okay, trade. The Browns could negotiate
a trade with the Kansas City Chiefs. Given Kel's current contract,
the Browns would need to offer significant assets, such as
high draft picks or key players to make the trade
appealing to the Chiefs. Free agency. Kels is under contract

(30:49):
with the Chiefs through the twenty twenty five season. If
he decides to play beyond twenty twenty five and doesn't
re sign with the Chiefs, he could become a free agent.
The Browns could then sign him, assuming they have the
cap space and Kels is interested in joining the team.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
So I think this is doable? Is it right now?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I don't know if the twenty twenty five season means
this season or next season.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I don't I think that's next season.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
But he could he could just say I retire and
then and then be like, oh, I want to play
for the Browns. Who or if we trade, who do
we give him for the Browns? I know someone who
wants to be traded. I don't know, just a theory.
Travis a intown, talk to me.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
You're not going to talk to me. Travis's cousin in town.
Talk to me.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
We can figure something out. I can get I can
get the handslums on the phone. We'll get travising. How great?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Who do you look at an orange helmet?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
How great would Taylor look sitting the Huntington Bank suite
for eight games a year?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Maybe she finally bear a concert here?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah? Did you on my show ninety six to five
Kiss FM trying to hook up with Mary J. Blige
to get Let's try it first with College twelve. That'd
be Ashley and Parma. Ashley, Good afternoon, Nigger, Ashley, you
ready to play Daddy's dialogue. Yes, it's not as creepy
as it sounds. I basically take it a kiss FM song.

(32:04):
I've made it sound like your dad. Tell me title
an artist of this song and we'll send.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
You to Mary J. Blige. Okay, okay, good? Where did
the sound go? The sound didn't load in my computer?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Stand by, it was there before, It's not there anymore.
This is this is the real life of radio. Sometimes
my computer is being the giantest pain in my butt.
Right now, I want to throw it through a window.
All right, here's your song, Ashley and Parmer.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
What song is that?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Is that? Kendrick Lamar? Not like that?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Right, Ashley?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
You wear I though? Mary J.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Blige coming to Cleveland. Neo and Mario are gonna be there,
and so are you.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Ashley.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Maybe you'll get to touch one of them. That sounds weird. No,
you will take it and you will enjoy it. You'll
have the best time in the world.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Congratulations, Thank you so much for listen. I'm gonna get
some info from you. Hang on, Okay, thank you, you
got it. Hey. Next week on the show, we're back
with Halsey tickets. That's right, she's coming to Cleveland. Just
announced this week. Book it up next week. I will
start Tuesday point thirty five. Are kids if got on itty?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
No, let's be smart about this. I'm smart, so smart.
It's time to smart you up, Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's
fun Fact of the day, I want to preface this
with I'm a huge Blank one eighty two fan, probably
one of my top I don't know three musical acts
of all time. Now. Blink one eighty two release their
album in California on January first, twenty sixteen. Why what
was the one hundred and eighty second day of the
year Blank one eighty two, Except they forgot it was

(33:43):
a leap year, so it turned out to be the
one hundred and eighty third day. Said here on my
show in ninety six five, Kiss FM with your genius
of the day. Someone who's done something so stupid. Anything
you've done pales in comparison.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Jefferson Local Area school citizens, it's you guys. Because of
undesired behavior, the local school district has canceled girls basketball season.
A letter went out to families of Jefferson Aragia Local
Schools by Superintendent John mon Tanaro. Decision was made because
of poor behavior from several parents parents during the basketball

(34:19):
game last Thursday. Careful review of events and the dynamics
involved everything was looked at. The safety, mental health, and
well being of our student athletes are among our highest priorities.
Of the guys, you suck and I'm gonna talk. I'm
talking to parents, I as a youth sports coach.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
You guys are the worst. Stop don't do that. Now
you look now you're genius to the day. How do
you feel? How do you feel? You look dumb?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
You look dumb, and you don't have basketball to play
because you are idiots.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
And now your girls can't play basketball. There you go.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
You suck's that's it. That's the end of this conversation.
Stop sucking so much. Jefferson Local School District parents.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at
Chase Show Radio and weekdays two to six on ninety
six five Kiss FM.
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