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April 30, 2024 58 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go ask like, are you taking are you in a relationship?
Are you just having fun right now? I'm like, what's
the third option?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What's option number?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Because it's neat I'm not it's neither of those, but
I'm having any fun?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Take in So what's.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And there's a place that you go every week, maybe
even every day, Starbucks doing something horrible to you in
order to confuse and frustrate you in hopes of taking
more of your money work. What place is that? And

(00:38):
why would they do they do this to you? I'm scared?
And should we refolt so we can stop letting the
man get over on us? Well, you'll be shocked at
what you've been putting up with, and we'll tell you
next it's a dubile show. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
There is nothing I love more than leaving the house
before seven o'clock in the morning to go and spend
eight hours. We've loaded people that don't like it sometimes done.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
And there's a business out there that claims to be
your friend. They swear that they love you, and they
promise that they want to help you and your entire family,
but they're doing something terrible to you every time you
enter their doors. What place is that you're friendly or
should I say dastardly neighborhood grocer? What Some people on

(01:42):
social media are outraged at a report that came out
from former grocery store big wigs. I don't know why
they wear big wigs, but they do.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
You shared.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Grocery stores constantly move your favorite items in order to
make you hunt for them, so that you'll go down
different aisles and buy things that you don't want in
your quest to find where the f they put your oreos.
That annoying. They do do that? Huh, yes they do.
One former grocery store CEO says the average grocery store

(02:13):
profit is only two percent, and they need to buy
people to buy more groceries than they normally do, and
one way is forcing you to go down an aisle
that you didn't want to go down looking for the
things you would normally buy because you can't find them,
so they reset everything all the time, and then you're like, Oh,
these cookies actually look good, maybe I'll get those too.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
I didn't know this was intentional, but when my daughter
was a tiny baby, I found it very odd that
they would put the diapers in the opposite end of
the grocery store from the formula. Really yeah, and so
I'd have to travel through all of these other places
to find it, and then I would go, what is this?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And I would.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I'm a pretty smart person, Okay, I would always buy
I didn't need because it was next to the things
that I did too.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I can't stand the grocery store. I can never find anything,
even if they haven't moved stuff around. I just I
can never find anything in the grocery store. I dread
going to the grocery store so much, but I didn't.
But there are times where I'm like, I swear last
time I was in here, it was right in this aisle,
and then I have to go like seven aisles over
and it's tucked somewhere, and then I end up buying
a bunch of other stuff on the way. Yeah. I

(03:24):
just don't like that.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
They make you feel crazy, especially if it's a store
that you regularly go to. Like I have my spot,
and I go to that spot because I know where
everything is, so I think, yeah, and I know that
I can find it, get in and get out. But
if I can't find something, then it's like you're playing
games with my brain.

Speaker 7 (03:39):
It is it's me.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm messed up and I don't know things. Listen, I've
been in an incredibly abusive relationship that I just got
out of where literally all of my belongings would be
moved in the house all the time, and it's psychological warfare.
It messes you up. And that's what the grocery store
is doing. It was like a grocery store. Got we
talking about feeling crazy when you're on belong using your
own house or moved constantly, can't find anything. Man, imagine

(04:01):
the confusion you would deal with if you had to
be in that for years. Oh man, and if you're
like still like like, there's some days where I can't
find one thing and I'm triggered, and then the rest
of the day I'm like melting down. No, that's why
I can't go into the grocery store right now.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
In a relationship with a grocery store and Nita, it's
just haired of being gas lip by grocery store.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Well, plus they are praying on people like me. Honestly,
I'm a sucker. So it's not just that I'm going
down different aisles. I already know I'm going to buy
more than I need going to get that one thing
where I know where it is. Yeah, so now I'm
gonna get more than that, Like that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah. They say that grocery stores purposely place things in
other sections to force people into other sections of the source,
to make you walk to find what you're looking for,
to try to get you to buy more stuff.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
But if the big ones ones who did this, why
tell me? Because I don't know why, like originally, if
it's my own fault, Like I'm confused in a grocery
store because I don't know where something is. Like I'm
be lying to the mac and cheese and now I
know that mac and cheese is like next to the
wine or something. It's like, that's fine, But why tell
me this? Because now I'm even more mad about it.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
But it's not just big wigs. We know for a
fact Costco does this too. Oh we did Costco.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
We have a Costco insider that gave us this whole
like spiel about how Costco manipulates the entire store. Like
you'll think that the mattresses are on the right, but
they just put those in the south whatever left side.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
So man, everybody's trying to play you costco. It just
goes to show us you loyal. You're loyal. You're the
one that keeps showing up and saying I love you.
I'm going to pour into you, and you just want
to stay playing games. That's the world we live in.
Not to be a downer, but the only safe space
is at home in your bed. Maybe that's also kind
of messing up your posture. Probably, so there's really nowhere

(05:40):
to go.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
That's when you go to instacart and you just say,
you know what, I'm not going to play today. You
go in and you play.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's so bad because now I'm doing that to the
instacart person that has to go get it.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
But you're paying them, gave them into a battlefield. But
it's worth it for them because they get extra in
the battlefield.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
I don't get paid extra when I go into a
grocery store because you're not into You're not shopping for
somebody else.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
I don't like that side gig, So yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'd be a really mad person all this time. Yeah,
if I was an Instacar driver, I would be the
most angry person on the planet constantly. The laundwer Parsley.
I can't tell it's another jubile phone frame say Mornings
on the twenties. Hello, yeah, hey, I was looking for Andrea.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Yeah right, slow.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Down, Sorry about that? Hello, was looking for Andrea.

Speaker 10 (06:38):
Yeah this is Andrea.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Hey Andrea, how you doing? This is Pete Eakins with
and just calling about your car that was in your
phone oil change. I'm drying the driver, Sorry about that?
Sorry about that? Oh boy, I'm sorry. What the oil change?

Speaker 7 (06:55):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (06:56):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, everything seems to be good. I'm just out taking
her for a test.

Speaker 11 (07:00):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Hey, hey, you're driving my car? Yeah, just taking it
for a little test drive. Make sure everything's going well
with her drive. What I'm so sorry about that. I
think the Bluetooth connection in your car doesn't work very well.
Have you been having problems with that? Because I'm noticing that.
It's just a car out.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
Don't howk at me?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Buster?

Speaker 9 (07:20):
I howk at you?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm so sorry? What my car okay?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
With?

Speaker 10 (07:26):
I'm like, I'll come and pick up my car right now.
Why are you car?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Car seems to be running smooth. I wish I could
say that for the other drivers that are a.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
I'm moving here.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hold on just one second. I'm so sorry about this.
I'm you know, people get so upset when they think
that they own the road. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (07:45):
You out driving my car? Bring my car back? I'm
ready if i'm pick it up.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, I just see, you know, checking it out, making
sure it's running all smooth. It's running like it's fine. Yeah,
it's running pretty good.

Speaker 10 (07:56):
Uh fast are you going? Why are you driving my car?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well? Because you had the oil changed in it, and
I just want to just give the engine. Hey. Hey, hey,
I will get out of this car so fast. Sorry,
what's happ.

Speaker 10 (08:10):
I'm coming to get my car right now.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
In my car?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, you can't come get it just yet because it's
not Hey, it's not done yet.

Speaker 10 (08:18):
Why are so many people hawking at you?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I've been asking myself the same question, you know, out.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
Driving my car. I only ask for no change, nothing else.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Do you want trying to go here? Oh boy, oh boy?

Speaker 10 (08:34):
Ready to go back to pick my car up?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Hey, just to let you know. Any red light camera
tickets that you get in the mail, I will gladly
take care of those. I think I've hit about three
or four of them.

Speaker 10 (08:44):
Bring my car back. He's dealership right now and let.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Me know what.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I can come pick it up the metal fingers for you, Bud. Yeah,
now I'm honking at you, yeah, conking right at you.

Speaker 10 (08:56):
Want to bring my car back?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay, yes I will. It'll be in about two hours.
It should be back.

Speaker 10 (09:03):
Oh I thought the little thing was done.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
What's that? So sorry it's hard to hear you with
the windows roll down.

Speaker 10 (09:10):
Yeah, so oil change that's all you were doing.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yep, and it is all changed and done. It's just
I'm taking it over. I got a dinist appointment. Got
to keep the teeth you know, sharp in parly white.
So yeah, and I'll bring it right back after that.

Speaker 12 (09:24):
You need to bring my car back right now, because
you're about to get fired.

Speaker 10 (09:29):
I'm going to go off on your boxes. This is
so inappropriate. Bring my car back right now.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I can't do that actually at all.

Speaker 10 (09:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (09:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Because this is actually Jewbel from the Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband or honey.
Set you up? What it's a joke?

Speaker 10 (09:46):
Oh say seriously, So my car is not wait you
don't have my car?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, I don't at all.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Oh my god, I totally Bobby. You actually went out
like the dentist and someone who took my car. I'm like,
what the hell? Wake up every morning with jubile phone.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Franks, It's time for Nina's what's trending? Travis Kelce is
now the highest paid tight end. He just agreed to
a new two year contract extension with the Kansas City Chiefs,
and he will be worth more than seventeen million dollars
a year a year a year.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Is he that good? I'm asking seriously, is he that is?

Speaker 9 (10:27):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
As far as all the tight ends, I think he's
pretty good. Yeah, I've asked you the same question people
that actually pay attention to football, right, and they're like, yeah,
he's a beast, but also as much money as he's
brought into the NFL. Sure dating Taylor Swift. I mean
that was the best career decision that guy's ever made.
Ye yeah, yeah, yea for real, Ever, he's worth every
penny of it to the NFL. They should probably be

(10:48):
paying him more. Think they sent him a thank you note.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
I'm sure they did. It's called a seventeen million dollars
a year paycheck.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeahah, that's cool. I'll take that kind of thank you. Crazy.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Meanwhile, his brother Jason will be joining esp and Monday
Night Countdown. So he retired, but he's still going to
be out here in these streets.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Then of the litterbody's not doing seventeen million dollars a year,
still playing good. Jet's got a run. It's fine. Sometimes
they're really successful. He is successful. He's just not successful
in the shadow was brother. I take that kind of

(11:25):
runtless for sure. Hit me too.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Remember when I told you guys about this monkey gang
that was in Thailand.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
This is probably weeks ago.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
There's a monkey gang in Thailand that's been freaking havoc
on all the different shops. They've been stealing from them,
they're eating their food, and they're just terrorizing people. So
now there's half of people are torn here in Lapar Labari, Thailand.
I might I probably butchered that. But half of them
are anti monkeys. The other half are supportive of the

(11:52):
monkeys because they are all about monkey tourism.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
But the anti monkey people decided.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
To put up all of these posters like, okay, we
need to get rid of the monkeys.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Get the monkeys off the streets.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
They can't roam this, they can't be in charge anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
The monkeys. So where the posters? Did you believe it?
Monkey Gang gangang love that? I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
It's scary, Like are they are they afraid? Would you
be afraid? I guess there is an increase in monkey attacks.
So but have they how did they monkeys know that?
The posters were.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Like monkeys are smart? And then they posted on TikTok
after them sea walking on top of the sne So
it's pretty crazy.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
So they're all for monkey tourism over there. You put
up a poster, they get they own the street.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Monkey Gang gang make it a song.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Okay, there's a man who is in the spotlight right
now and he's trending because he is self proclaimed lonely man.
He spends four hundred dollars a week on a billboard
to find love in Sweetwater, Texas. So he has this billboard.
He's seventy years old. It's a twenty foot billboard and
it says lonely male can relocate from Sweetwater, seeks female marriage,

(13:08):
minded that enjoys karaoke, That enjoys karaoke is the best.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Part, is the best part.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
And since he put this billboard up, he has received
more than four hundred phone calls and fifty emails in
the last two weeks, So there's something to this.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, And I guess if you want to find love,
get a billboard, get a billboard. But you know what's
so funny.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
I feel like we would think this was so creepy
if it was anybody else, like it was younger, but
his seventy I just think it's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I mean, you're sad. Yeah, if they were ugly and younger.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
No way.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
But if they were.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Hot and or old, so cute yeaheah, so cute exactly.
So in this case, it's cute. So I'm a little
confused about this story. His name's al Al. Are you
putting them billboards up in sweet Water? Uh huh? But
you're willing to relocate from Sweetwater?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, but you're in sweet so why not throw those
up in a bigger city somewhere.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, you know, one step at a time. I was
not a marketing guy. He didn't get any enjoys karaoke,
Yes I did.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
I felt like I time traveled to my seventy year
old self.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Lonely loves karaoke. It was lonely when you got karaoke
that's true, honestly, honestly, that's why I love it so much.
That's what's trending.

Speaker 13 (14:27):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (14:34):
Abby is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Mark.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if fields house why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, Abby, how long is the
vinces you heard from Mark?

Speaker 9 (14:46):
It's then about a week?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
About a week? Okay? Have you tried to reach out
to him multiple times?

Speaker 7 (14:54):
I did a few times, but you know, if someone
doesn't respond, like continuing to message them, does it normally?

Speaker 9 (15:03):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (15:04):
I did, like one, and then I did one more.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
And then I saw, well, let's hear about your date
and how you met him and see if we can't
figure out why he's ghosting you.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, so we met.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
We actually got sat up through Mark's co worker and
I his Mark's co worker's wife yoga class.

Speaker 10 (15:25):
I attend that class, so.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
Me and Serena, which is marks coworker's wife, we grabbed
coffee and it was kind of like Serena recruited me
to go out on a date with Mark, but she
and her husband Josh are always on the hunt for
a wife for Mark, and Serena thought I would be perfect.

(15:50):
So Mark and I met up at a Thai restaurant
that has amazing tropical.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Drinks and we shared food.

Speaker 10 (15:58):
And chatted about our favorite thing.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
And we had so much in common and the night
was so good. We ended up going back to mark
house for like a little nightcap a sip.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Were like, a wow, what that I was looking for
a nicer way to say it came out.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm really sorry it just a drink or both.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
Okay, I mean yeah, I was super like attracted to him,
and like I could tell that there were like instance
sparks between both of us, and it was just like
easy and effortless. So yeah, we ended up hooking up.
And then afterwards Mark kept talking about his job and

(16:55):
how close he was to a promotion. But I was
kind of bored by it, so I pretended to be asleep. Okay,
I'm thinking, like maybe he knew I was.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Pretending he was talking about.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Sorry to laugh, No, I mean he he did like
mention that I breathe I breathed like differently when I'm
in like different sleeping phages. So I feel like maybe
a little bus And I mean, I'm really excited and

(17:37):
I want to support like his promotion journey and all
of that, But the time was just like wanting to
enjoy my post playtime piece. And that was the nicest
way to get him to shut up by pretending I
was asleep.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
So what do you want to say to him?

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Well, I want to explain myself in that, Like it
might have seemed rude, but that wasn't like I had
good intentions. It's like it wasn't it wasn't my plans.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. Then we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if I tell us
why he's ghosting you, and see if you still want
another date after we find out the reason. Okay, okay,
sounds good. Plus, I'll come back and get your first
day follow up next. Right in the middle of your
first date follow up and if you're just joining us.
Abby is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Mark, and it might be because she

(18:33):
was bored by him. We're about to call and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her another date. But before we do that, Abby
wanted to you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
We were set up by Mark coworkers, and we went
out to dinner and had drinks and had like a
great night. We went back to mark place for a
nightcab and we ended up looking up and after that

(19:04):
I wanted to go to sleep, but Mark kept talking
about his job and his promotion. He might be ginning.
So I just pretended to be asleep, and I think
he might have noticed, and.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's why he's not talking to me.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
All right, well, man, let's see if we can figure
it out. Right, you're ready for us to call him? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Hell, hi, man, I speak to Mark. Please.

Speaker 9 (19:47):
Yea, this is Mark.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hey Mark, what's up? Man? How are you? My name
is Jubel and I host the radio show. It's called
The Jewbill Show. Hi, Mark, the show's here. My name
is Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 9 (19:56):
Are you going to call him?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Because yeah, did you ever listened to the show at all?

Speaker 9 (20:02):
Oh? Wow? Yeah? Sometimes?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Okay? Cool?

Speaker 9 (20:06):
Wait wait a minute, I think, I know where you're going.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
What is this where you guys like call someone after
they went they met someone?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yes, it is. It's called the first day follow where
you go out on a date with somebody and you
ghost them. They can ask us to get you on
the phone and find out what happened. So we got
an email about you, Mark, Oh boy, all right, it's
from Abby. M M. Do you mind telling us about

(20:38):
your day with Abby and why you're not why you're ghosting?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
I mean, I'm sure she told you by the day, right,
it was pretty fun, she thought. But I guess I'll
just say that, yes, I'm ghosting her. The reason is
because she used my razor. Like did she tell you
we went back to my place after a date?

Speaker 9 (21:03):
All right?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
She says she wanted to go like s freshen up.
But I never crossed my mind that she would use
my razor. And I don't like sharing any personal items,
like I don't share my razors, not even my tooth brush,
like not even with like the level of my life.
I feel it's so gross, And I thought it was
so entitled of her just march into my bathroom and
just use my razor. And I know she used it
because there's light little brown hair. This is so gross

(21:28):
to me. So yeah, I ghost with her. That's the reason.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
When when was this that she used your razor?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
I'd say, like, I guess she used it before we
I don't know what she told you.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
But she said, you guys had fun at your place.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, yeah, we got like cozy with each other. She
must have used that before that, because then I didn't
notice it until I.

Speaker 9 (21:51):
Use the restroom in the middle of the night and
I noticed it. And also it wasn't like she put
it back where it was.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
It was like fully out, like I don't even leave
my razor out, it's like in a drawer, and like
she had it out of this thing to say the hair,
it was growth and she was just making herself at home.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
Like both of those were just to turn off to me.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well, thanks for telling us. I mean, yeah, I don't know.
I mean I probably wouldn't care if somebody use my razor.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
But also I mean I probably think it was funny,
but it might be a little bit interesting.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Mark Abby is on the phone and has been listening
and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 14 (22:27):
I forgot I love this part. I guess.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
I have no idea about like the razor.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I didn't think it was.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
Up take of a deal, and I just like I
wanted to say, like, I'm sorry I pretended to like
be a sleep I kind of thought that's why you
were not talking to me.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
You were pretending to be asleep.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
What had just well, what like afterwards when you were
talking about your promotion and stuff, I was just kind
of zoning out like I normally do after right after
that time, and I just wow, wow, And I thought
maybe you knew that I did that and that's why

(23:24):
you were mad at me.

Speaker 14 (23:25):
But like, I'm really.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Sorry that I need anyways, and.

Speaker 15 (23:31):
I actually thought I put you to sleep, and I
was actually like proud.

Speaker 14 (23:34):
Of that, you know, I mean you did it was
amazing and you did a very good job. So I
have no complaints.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
And I didn't think like the razor would be that
big of a deal because you know, I was doing
it for you. I was trying to, you know, look
as fast as I could. I wasn't trying to just
use your razor for no reason.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Well that's not the only thing you did for me.

Speaker 16 (24:05):
We're saying the radio, Well, Mark would you like another
date with Abby?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Will pay for it? I mean, can you get past
the razor using? I mean she was thinking.

Speaker 14 (24:21):
About you and I'll buy I'll buy a razor of
that oh by it?

Speaker 15 (24:26):
Yes, Yes, I would yes, wow.

Speaker 10 (24:30):
Yeah, I mean I'd love to.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
And I can promise you this time like I won't,
I won't use a razor.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
I will stay far away from it.

Speaker 9 (24:39):
I'll get you a new one. I mean you don't
need him now.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
The well hair does grow back?

Speaker 14 (24:48):
Well, when are we having this date?

Speaker 9 (24:51):
How far is we have this day? Well, I'll shave
before the date. Okay, Judi's first.

Speaker 10 (25:01):
Day follow up? Good morning? Can I take your order?
Am I going to this tall trip at a large
black coffee?

Speaker 9 (25:08):
Large black cock?

Speaker 10 (25:09):
Do you mean a venty No?

Speaker 9 (25:11):
I mean large? He means event.

Speaker 10 (25:12):
Yeah, the biggest on you that Venti is large?

Speaker 9 (25:15):
No vent is twenty. Yeah, large is large. In fact,
cole is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti's
the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the
only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Three almost Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on our own Victoria RAMERI is
in a wacky game of trivia for a case of
Big Jimmy's Trivia Juice, Trivia and touring in one can.
Great for your mind, hard on your heart. It's Big
Jimmy's Trivia Juice. I'm lat also justin Timberlake tickets, So

(25:49):
call us right now eight eight eight three four three
eight eight eight three three If you want to play Victoria,
you can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jewelshow dot com if you want to
play and now for a rapid fire word association to
see how quick Victoria's brain is working today. Oh oh,
I'm first words they come to mind when I say dirt,

(26:10):
dirt tworp burp uh. That that's all it comes to
my mind. Play You Versus Victoria next to Double Show.

Speaker 13 (26:24):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Rameiris in a game
of trivia for a case of Big Jimmy's Trivia Juice,
Oh Trivia and tourin and one can wow. Great for
your mind, hard on your heart. It's Big Jimmy's Trivia Juice.
Also justin Timberlake tickets and let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria. Nicole. What's up, Nicole?

Speaker 15 (26:59):
Nice?

Speaker 13 (27:00):
Not much?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I'm doing all right, hanging in there, yep.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
How do you think you'll do against Victoria?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well, if you believe it, you can achieve it. All right,
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, Nicole. Game is played like this. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to went, okay, okay. I'm hoping

(27:32):
that you'll do better than not very good Finger's Chris mabn.
Here we go, Nicole, Your time starts now in chess?
What direction can a bishop move?

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Right?

Speaker 9 (27:46):
Angled?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
What was the first Pixar movie?

Speaker 10 (27:50):
Oh, Pash, what.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
Meat is in Wiener Schnitzelig What year did not Flix
introduced streaming services?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
What is the deadliest mammal? Time is up? Will bring
Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled, Nicole,
what's something that you would like the world to know
about you today?

Speaker 9 (28:22):
I don't know what a mammal is.

Speaker 15 (28:23):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Well, we'll all find out in a second. We want
to go over the answers. But now Victoria's settled, just
got her headphones on. My foot just fell asleep, so
I had a hard time walking back.

Speaker 9 (28:36):
To my.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
And her foot's asleep. Here we go thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one
path yep, and you'll have to beat Nicole outright when Nicole,
you can tell Victoria when to go in chest? What
direction can a bishop move? Uh? Wait, oh my god?

Speaker 9 (28:56):
Wait?

Speaker 10 (28:56):
What what was that one?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
What does it look like?

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Stright?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
What was the first Pixar movie? Uh? Make out? Wait,
makey mouse? What meat is in Wiener schnitzel. It's a
great word.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Huh what year did Netflix introduce streaming services?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Doesn't it? What is the deadliest mammal? Uh?

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Bear name one of the three fairies in Sleeping Beauty,
there were fairies.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
You're severely out of time, like their name. You're interesting
from this point, doesn't count out this point. All right,
let's get the answers and send it over to the
scoreboard with our scoreboard producer Brad.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
All Right, Nicole, you got too correct. Nice, Victoria got zero.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Congratulations Nicole, look at that. You thought you were going
to do very good and you did excellent. So start
your standards low and you'll always deliver for yourself. I
love that, Nicole. Congratulations you got justin Timberlake tickets Andora. Alright,
that's not okay. I can't understand the word you're saying

(30:13):
with your phone right now, but I'm thinking you're saying
something good.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
Yeah, all right, let's get the answers with Nina in
Chez the Bishop can move diagonally, dang it. The first
Pixar movie was Toy Story. What Oh Wiener Schnitzel is Venison?
Netflix was introduced in two thousand and seven. The Hippo
is the Deadliest mammal, and the three fairies in Sleeping
Beauty are Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather. Oh, but the blue

(30:38):
one is one. It's kind of the like cute, little
chubby one, she's so awesome. I was more of an
aerial kind of gual, you know.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, okay, Well saying sorry Victoria that one kind of hurts.
I'm not gonna lie. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Yeah, I didn't think it was hippo. I really thought
it was a bear. Like a hippo and a bear fought.
Who would win a hippo a bear? What it's a hippo?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, I'm sorry versus victory at the same time every
single weekday morning. That was a very easy argument to win.
Daisy is on the phone today for to catch a
cheat her. She's been dating her boyfriend Tyler for about
a year, but now she thinks something's going on, so

(31:19):
we'll see if we can help her out. Daisy, what's up.
Why do you think Tyler's cheating?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, so we've been together for like a year now.
My sister actually is the one who set us up.
And when I first started dating him, she kind of
said like, hey, I know he started had the past,
like he has cheated. He's you know, maybe not the
most trustworthy guy, but to be honest, like I've I've
dated guys like that in the past. And I kind

(31:45):
of felt like maybe I could be the one to
like change him or tame him, you know. So I
wasn't super concerned about it. And he's always like really
respectful to me, and like we don't really really even
fight like with each other at all.

Speaker 14 (32:00):
So you know, things aren't like boring, Like he's not.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Like a like a chill guy necessarily. Like we'd like
to go out and like to do stuff, and we've
gotten into some trouble, like at a club before, and
we've done some stupid things in.

Speaker 14 (32:11):
Public that I can't really say on the air, but
other than that, like things have been like pretty good
between the two of us.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
So my sister texted me the other night and she
said that she saw him at a club, which isn't like,
you know, crazy to me, because like we do like
to go out, but she said that he was like
kind of all over this girl, and when she called me,
I kind of just brush it off, and then I
was started like yelling.

Speaker 14 (32:37):
At her because I felt like she was kind of.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Starting to try and cause some like problems or drama
and I just don't really feel like he would do
something like that, and she's just somebody who is like
kind of addicted to drama, so I just felt like
this was like her trying to stir the pot again.
So then when he got home, I told him like, oh,
this is what she said, and I thought it was
kind of funny, and then he didn't think it was

(33:01):
funny like at all, So he got really mad at
it about it and he started talking to you about
my sister. And I get that he was pissed, Like
I totally understand that, but he got like really really
pissed to the point where then it kind of started
to feel like weird, like Okay, why are you this huh,
like a weird defensive like a too overly defensive response. Yeah,

(33:22):
it was like he got too upset. So now I'm
just not really sure what to think. And the more
I think about it, the more I'm like, something's not
adding up, and like maybe what she said was true
and he was doing something. I think he's going to
be really pissed when he finds out that I called
a radio station. Who gets to the bottom of this,

(33:42):
But I just I kind of feel like I have
to know before I make a decision, like if I'm
going to go.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
Forward or not, do you think that you're the type
of person that would be upset if he was just
dancing with somebody at a club, maybe in a flirty way,
but there was no actual cheating, and there's no wrong answer.
I'm just I'm curious to see what you know. Your
sister's definition of him really stepping out on you is yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I mean I think for me that feels like a no,
like I wouldn't do that with another guy, and I
think he'd be mad if he saw me do that
with another guy.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Okay, okay, well, you already told us what grocery store
he's a rewards card member at, So we'll play a
song come back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell him that he's
the lucky winner this month of flowers to be delivered
to anybody that he wants, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers see you or to somebody else.

Speaker 14 (34:29):
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, we'll play a.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Song come back and get your to catch a theater next.
Right in the middle of Today's To Catch a Cheater,
and Daisy is on the phone. She thinks that her
boyfriend of about a year might be cheating on her.
So in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's a Rewards
card member at and say that every month we choose
one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
to anybody that they want. We'll see if he sends
us to her or to somebody else. But before we

(34:53):
do that, Daisy, why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, so, my sister my boyfriend at a club kind
of like hanging on some girl. And then when he
came home, I told him about it, like kind of
joking about it because I thought it was funny because
it just seemed like completely ridiculous in something he wouldn't do,
and he got so.

Speaker 14 (35:14):
Upset that now I feel like maybe there is some
kind of like truth.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
To somebody gets really really really angry when they're not
just being straight up accused when you ask them about it.
You know, that's usually a sign that something's going on.
So hopefully not. But we'll see if we can figure
it out. Right now, Okay you ready, Yeah, I'm ready?

Speaker 15 (35:34):
Right here we go.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Hello, Hi, this is Corribal calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Tyler.

Speaker 9 (35:53):
Oh this is he saw you? Who was him?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I'm actually coining to say congratulations and thank you for
shopping with us here. This must big winner.

Speaker 15 (36:00):
I don't think I am, like, what did I don't
I don't think I answered anything.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I'm not sure if you've seen the signs, but every
single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
to say thank you very much for being a loyal
customer by gifting you free flower delivery from our floral department.
So you've won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a car to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.

Speaker 15 (36:22):
No way, Wow, I never went anything.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, I can't say that anymore.

Speaker 15 (36:26):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (36:27):
Yeah, okay cool.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
If you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take the information down in just
a matter of a minute's over the phone. If you
need some time to think about it, I can set
up a time.

Speaker 9 (36:34):
To call you back. You said how many flowers?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Thirty six long stim red roses?

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Oh okay, now, quick question?

Speaker 15 (36:43):
Is it possible to send them?

Speaker 9 (36:44):
Like to break those up and send them to different people.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Sure, we can split them up, so I'll just need
to get some infol from you. Give me one second.
Do you know who you want to send them to now?
Or do you need me to call you back?

Speaker 9 (36:56):
Yeah? No, yeah, I can give them you names now
for sure.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Okay. And so what I will need from you is
the first and last name of the first person who
I send them to.

Speaker 15 (37:06):
Hold on, and it's Anna, And I got to check
my phone for last name.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Hold on a second, okay. And then just while I'm
on this page of the thing here with the other
person's name, I'll just go ahead and type that in.
And we got too tear.

Speaker 17 (37:21):
Yeah, so this will be Beth okay, and the last
one will be Daisy. And they're all spelled like normal
names like face week.

Speaker 15 (37:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I thought I was just splitting up two. So you
want to split it in three ways?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
There?

Speaker 9 (37:36):
I guess, yeah, twelve if I could do twelve, twelve
and twelve.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Okay, I've got them all in there, So Anna, Beth,
and Daisy. And then do you want to put anything
on cards to the people?

Speaker 9 (37:49):
I mean, you just put on the same thing in
all three. They're gonna be fine. I'll feel like writing
a card. Sure everybody, Okay, right, I just love you baby,
thinking of you something like that.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Got it? And okay, well that is all the info
I needed, because Tyler, this is actually the Jubil Show.
It's a radio show. My name is Jewbell. Three bro.
My name is Nina also on the show, and I'm Victoria.
Your girlfriend Daisy is on the phone as well.

Speaker 10 (38:19):
Tyler, Like, what's the mm hmmm?

Speaker 9 (38:22):
Whoa? How hold up? Like what you have nothing?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Nothing to say?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater and
that's what this is, and today it did.

Speaker 9 (38:30):
Daisy like, what's the Like? What are you?

Speaker 15 (38:34):
Are you kidding me right now? Like this is Oh,
you're gonna I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I don't even know what to say. You probably shouldn't.

Speaker 14 (38:40):
Yeah, am I kidding you? Am I kidding?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
What What did I do in this situation?

Speaker 15 (38:47):
You're gonna get roses?

Speaker 9 (38:48):
Are you? Like?

Speaker 15 (38:49):
Are you starting to get the road?

Speaker 14 (38:50):
I'm gone. I knew I knew the first thing.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Was going on with you and Anna. I knew it.
I knew there was just something in my head that
told me that you said.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
You were just work friends.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
But I knew it like this is disgusting and who
is best?

Speaker 9 (39:05):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Tyler?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Seriously, what is this?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
What is what?

Speaker 15 (39:09):
I don't here's here's your here's your problem, right, Like,
I don't.

Speaker 17 (39:13):
Know what you think you know, but you don't know anything.
I was going to send you roses that I'm allowed
to you know, is it illegal to send roses to
someone I don't even pay anything for them.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Like with the same regards.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah, well, I don't know what.

Speaker 9 (39:27):
Broke called me and was like, hey, what do you
want to put it on?

Speaker 15 (39:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
I don't have time for all this time? Then whatever,
love you baby.

Speaker 14 (39:34):
That's just something you're going to say to like a
random friend.

Speaker 15 (39:37):
It's something I said to you that.

Speaker 9 (39:41):
That's ridiculous. Okay, you know what, Like this is ridiculous.

Speaker 15 (39:45):
I don't what do you want me to say?

Speaker 9 (39:47):
Here? What do you want me to say? Okay? Like
really you're the only one.

Speaker 14 (39:52):
I guess I was under the impression that I was, yeah.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
Well you're not okay, I'm sorry, Like I'm young.

Speaker 17 (39:59):
I I told you like when we first met that
this is who I am.

Speaker 9 (40:03):
Like I want to play the field, and it's like
I don't.

Speaker 17 (40:05):
See myself being a type of Moerson And so if
you've been thinking that, then sorry, okay, but like.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
This is who I am.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You know, like I just like such a liar, Like
I literally can't even listen to you speak anymore.

Speaker 14 (40:19):
You're literally such a liar.

Speaker 9 (40:22):
You are about to send your roses. You complain in
a lot for someone who's going to get roses and
in the cars. I love you.

Speaker 14 (40:31):
Romantic hard to two other women.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Who cares about them? You don't even know them?

Speaker 15 (40:36):
So, like, what does it matter?

Speaker 14 (40:38):
What does it matter?

Speaker 9 (40:39):
What is it? You're my boyfriend?

Speaker 14 (40:41):
I don't have another boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (40:42):
Like you can't own somebody.

Speaker 14 (40:45):
You can't own a person or a thing.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Don't be somebody's boyfriend. Say, but you can be in
a relationship, sir.

Speaker 15 (40:52):
I can be in it.

Speaker 9 (40:53):
I can be a few people's boyfriend. What's wrong with that?

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Well, not disclosing that information probably to all of the
girlfriends ahead of time, I.

Speaker 17 (41:01):
Have anything I tell them, Like, listen, this is who
I am. Like, that's who I am. I'm up front
about it.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
You were not upfront about it.

Speaker 17 (41:08):
I told you when we first met that, like, hey,
I play the field.

Speaker 15 (41:13):
This is who I am. You were just trying to
make me I guess you.

Speaker 17 (41:16):
Know it's something I wasn't sorry to be my boyfriend.
You weren't living in reality.

Speaker 9 (41:22):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (41:22):
I told you who I was. I showed you who
I am. I was authentic the whole time.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
And instead you're whatever.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
All right, you know what, Thank you guys for helping
me figure this out. But I just I can't listen
to this anymore. So I'm just going to go, oh,
you know what, you're not No, no, you're not in
charge of this.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
You're not in charge of this.

Speaker 15 (41:41):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
I'm the one who gets to say when this is over, and.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I think we are. Yeah, actually I am. I hung
up on him right there.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
He's a The amount of lying that was just happening
was like it was just too much for me. I
really couldn't hear it anymore. So thank you for at
least I us helping me figure it out.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
At least now, you know, then make sure you don't
make that about you. I mean, obviously he's got some
issues he needs to work out. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 13 (42:12):
The jewbel shows is to catch a cheater.

Speaker 18 (42:16):
I don't know who needs to hear this but no
mistake that you ever make in your corporate job is
ever as deep as your manager makes it out to be. Okay,
I'm saving pds, Brenda, not lives.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
It's the jew Show. Yeah, that's some truth. Also, Oh, Brenda,
are you lame at texting? Yeah? Well, somebody pulled at
gen zers and asked them to name the most outdated
acronyms that are cringe now, so we'll help you with
your texting game in just a minute when we go
over it right after this, it's the Jewel Show. You
know you're gonna be good friends with somebody that you
just met if you hate the same person.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
If you hate the same person, that is a level
of trust and understanding and connection that nothing else can reach.

Speaker 10 (42:54):
Like, oh you also that, Oh let's get a drink
right now.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
We're going to be real good friends. You will show
a toxic but yeah, and are you limit texting? Do
you find yourself confused on which emoji appropriately captures the
sentiment you were trying to go for? If so, you're
not alone, Hi, I'm Radio stebel Fresh. And if you

(43:21):
get confused, if you should lol or raffle, you're like
millions and billions and trillions of Americans all over America
that are confused about how to appear cooler be a
text message. And that's why somebody pulled gen Zers and
asked them to help us all out a little bit.

(43:45):
I liked getting back affle. Somebody pulled gen Zers and
asked them to name the most outdated acronyms that they
think are cringe now when it comes to texting. So
let's update your texting game so you can be a
bit more cool. Okay, boom, and we'll go over there
right now. Instead of KK for like okay, I use KK.

(44:07):
Bet is what they say too, right.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
I think it.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Is old. Bet is not new. Most of the most
of the slang words that have come back are old
slang words that are from like the eighties and nineties.
So that is an old word that is now back
or taking it from our ancestors, yes, Victoria's gen Z.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Well, your ancestors used to use the word bet is
like accepting a challenge, all you know, stuff like that
be a little bit more intense than just.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Well we use it for like right like yeah, okay, yeah,
I bet, Okay, let's go over here bet right. Yeah,
So Victoria, you said that you don't like BET. I mean,
I mean that's from your that that's what gen zs
are saying is the thing to replace KK or K.

Speaker 8 (44:51):
I still use KK if I'm being honest, But I
was told the other day that it sounds like you're
coming off aggressive like KK, like is aggressive?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, or like a K. It's like the similar vibe.
But I still like BET. I don't like a K.
A singular K scares me. Yeah, I'm like, oh, that's
definitely that means not okay, passive. Yeah, so I write
KK to be like in a fun way like K.
That's what I hear when I head to a gen
Z person could be highly aggressive and offensive. Okay, so

(45:22):
that's aggressive, that's aggressive behavior. Apparently it feels really soft
to me. But yeah, but we're going over advice from
gen Zers on things you should replace in your texting
instead of l M f AO, right I J B
O L I j b O L short for I

(45:46):
just burst out laughing. No, just write LM. Okay, So
you disagree, Victoria, and you're the you're the gen Zer.
These are your people that are making these suggestions, and
you're disagreeing with all of them so far, how gen
Z are you, though.

Speaker 8 (46:02):
I feel like I'm definitely the higher skill, like closer
to what's above gen Z.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
You want to believe that Victoria is the most gen
Z person I've ever met in my.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Entire gen Z I think of gen Z.

Speaker 8 (46:15):
I think I do apologize to my generation, but not
the brightest on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
But maybe that is. And then all of her TikTok's
played in her head. You could see it happen, like,
wait a minute, that's my TikTok. Never mind. Also another
thing that gen Zers say you should replace in your
texting stop using raffel r o f L for rolling

(46:41):
on the floor laughing. Instead send a skull emoji and
people will think you're cool. I do that. Yeah, I
definitely do that r o f. It sounds like you're
trashpell full awful, but yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
It's just I don't think I ever used that when
it was cool rafel.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I don't think I ever. Did you know there's an
emoji for rolling on the floor laughing? There is you're dead,
like you're dead laughing. There's an actual emoji. I have
no idea pounding on.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
The ground, but really I thought that was like throwing
a tantrum, not roffling.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
You know what, you might be right, Nina. I think
people out there think I'm throwing a tantrum. Yeah, well
you usually are not fair enough.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
You're coding over. Somebody asked gen z ors, what are
cooler things to use in text now rather than things
that people use? So don't shorten the word great, they say,
don't spell it g R eight. I have never texted
with anybody. I've never texted with anybody who has done that.
That's so much work. Have you ever received a g

(47:41):
R eight from anybody?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
No, I think this list is really made right. That's
an instant block, you know what it is. These lists
are like science. All of a sudden, they have the
power to tell you what's what, whether it's true or not.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Saying great, they say, instead of g R eight. Who
nobody ever texts that? Say that? Slaps?

Speaker 6 (48:01):
Oh? I like that slaps. It's got a really good
punch to it.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Just type great. It literally will take you point two
seconds longer.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Autocorrect will get either just like gr gr It's like great.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
This is a list from gen zs on how to
make your texting cooler. Stop calling things fire it's lame.
Now yeah, and it's back to lit.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
I will yeah, it is fires out.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
And it was out so quick, and.

Speaker 10 (48:31):
It's just like.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
It's just a more fun words.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
You're not gonna be like, yeah, man, that's fire. It's like,
that's it. You don't have to convince us on lit.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
We've stayed saying lit the millennials anyways, and everybody would
be like, it's not lit.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Why are you saying it's lit? That's so annoying. And
now you guys are back to lit. We know we've
been saying lit. The number one thing, the number one
thing that gen zers say you should do in your
text messaging if you want to appear cooler is don't
use yolo. No, I don't like yollo. It's crack. That's
never gonna die. I will say yollow. I will say yollow.
Brown had since the minute I can.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
It makes sense you do only live once there according
to your belief system.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Also, yeah that I was gonna say it. I also
believe that energy continues on and you'll have the potential
to maybe you live only once, but you live multiple
ways only once, and so that it just gets into
a whole level for me where I can't use it
because then I'll go down the rabbit hole in my
own brain of how many times we live? And then
I'm sitting there for hours speculating on life. And then
I'm like, wow, I should have done something else, but yo,

(49:28):
I don't know still, so then I'll just sit there
for more hours. Is d I f TP do it
for the plot? Oh?

Speaker 8 (49:36):
I like that, but might as well to spell it
after X I'm gonna come to I thought you like autocorrect.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I thought you meant to spell like didn't. Yeah, and
just do it for the plot.

Speaker 9 (49:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I'm now wondering is how how many lives we have?
And if we only have one?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
And where we go broach. All I'm wondering is why
gen Z always thinks they're in a movie. Not everyone's
that special.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, because we're doing it for the plot of our
own movie. We are the the center of our own.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Actually over yourself, over yourself, I really, over yourself space.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Not everything's a movie, goodbye, simulation, Well not your movie.
And then it is a plot. It's like a video game.
You're all in my movie, okay, my video game? Who
owns us? Where you live?

Speaker 5 (50:18):
As many times as you'd like, and you can roll
on any floor as long as you're laughing.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I don't want to live in your I often wonder
who is behind the controller of my life. It's me
in the stars.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
Like the movie Inside Out, or there's a little people
above like in your head. I was like controlling everything
the same I read this.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I read this article the other day on this scientist
who says that he can prove theoretically that the world
is a simulation. And so then I sat there and
doing the same thing, yollowing out. Did you guys smoking like.

Speaker 9 (50:49):
Upstairs?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Control? Like, who's the guy playing me upstairs? Stop thinking that?

Speaker 8 (50:55):
Because and you're gonna get me thinking that, and it's
gonna be my head all day.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Enjoy it. You watch Ready Player one one time in
your whole life. That's a great movie. It's a great
movie about how you're not who you say you will write,
Yeah you are. It's the matrix. You guys are hurting
my head. I'm confused. You kind of lost me. You
had me for a second.

Speaker 11 (51:12):
Yollo, uh no, yeah, Time for Nina is what's trending,
So get ready to pay a little extra if you're
trying to stream peacock because the subscription prices are going
up by two dollars.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Why I had a massive I had a lot the
summer Olympics. So AD supported subscriptions will.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Increase two dollars to seven ninety nine a month, while
the AD free customers will also see a two dollars raise,
so it'll be about thirteen ninety nine a month. So
this increase goes into effect for new customers beginning in July,
so they time this all out because of course they
assume people want to watch the Olympics and then they
just want to cash in. Wow, that is actually quite
rude annoying.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
That's a seventy five percent increase. I just mathed it.
You just math mathed it two dollars.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
On a five dollars so it's six bucks basically right now, right,
and it's going up two bucks. That seventy five percent
increase for what nobody cares about the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Okay, I don't say nobody. We're just gonna.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Slight as the time, but it's completly different times on me.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You could never watch it.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Just wait until they say so America didn't win the
gold in that Russia did, and China.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Won the Golden You just wait, we don't.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Need you Peacock want YouTube, Well, this is what we do, though,
Sid is very upset about that.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Dollars.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
Why are you charging a well in the middle of
all that, there is kind of a point there, though,
because if we all did stick together and not do it,
then they would be forced to lower the price.

Speaker 8 (52:43):
That's not true because we tried that with Netflix. Well
I personally did it, but other people did and they
didn't lower it back.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Down, definitely down. The Starter movement dropped the Peacock right
and then for it. You could see the T shirts
and things like that, and the signs that people would
have when they protest. Drop the Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
Wash Oppenheimer first and then I'll drop it.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I just need to watch the movie first.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Who is Peacock making more off the Olympics than the
actual athletes?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
That's fair, get it's they're amateurs technically, they don't get what. Yeah, really,
I don't know that you're supposed to be an amateur.
Really go to the Olympics. Seriously, Oh, I didn't know
they changed the rule for the NBA, and only because
well not the NBA, I mean basketball in the Olympics
because America is getting killed and they're like, we need

(53:34):
to send our NBA players over there so that they
can mop everybody up. And they did, and they did,
and they changed the rules because America figured out a
way to get a change the ru where you can
send a professional athlete, and so now I think you
can be professional. No, no, it is the other way around.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
They mopped the FLOORBA in the Olympic committee said nope,
no more professional athletes.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
That's right. But now they're back though, I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
because the basketball team like Lebron plays and stuff.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
Oh well about like Michael Phillips, like he's not an amateur.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
When he is technically an amateur suriously. Yeah, all the
money they make is off endorsements. Wow, huh that's crazy. Okay,
well the more you know, we just learned more than that. Yeah,
so there's a news what could be wrong? Yeah, I'm
also not totally sure. I'm sure a Texter will correct me.
Was like, do you want to say that again? Okay?

(54:19):
I a text into four one O six one. How
wrong is Brad today?

Speaker 6 (54:21):
So there's a new superhero in New York and it's
Cheeseball man, an anonymous man in an orange mask, decided
to draw a large crowd to Union Square in Manhattan
because he just wanted to bring something funny to the city.
And what he ended up doing is he ended up
eating an entire jar of cheeseballs for the event. For
the event that he'd been promoting with posters and stuff
all over the city. It was a huge turnout, he said.

(54:44):
At one point he thought he was going to throw
up because he was eating so many cheeseballs, but the
whole crowd was ranting keep it down.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
And so he said, it puts it down so fun
I know. That reminds me of the weirdest conversation I
eaves dropped on the other day. I was getting a
juice at the shoes place and there were two guys
sitting there and one guy I didn't get the whole
story because I wasn't in there long enough, but this
one guy said to this other guy, this sounds like
a really bad joke. I'm not making it up. I

(55:11):
was like, where am I. The one guy goes yeah,
and so like everybody knows that I'm the guy with
all the rubber ducks, and the guy's like WHOA cool
and he's like yeah, So wherever I go, they're like, hey,
are you the duck guy? And I go duck, Yeah,
I am. It was like, what wonderful conversation that I
just happened upon I don't I still don't know, but

(55:34):
apparently there's a guy out there that is the rubber
duck guy.

Speaker 9 (55:39):
Happy about it?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
And then they took their bike helmets and left. Yeah,
it was amazing. That's what's trending. Then jubeles dirty little Secret. Hello,
hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 15 (55:58):
Yes I do.

Speaker 19 (55:59):
Okay, So every Sunday my husband gets drunk, right and
whever he's like, so so wasted.

Speaker 10 (56:07):
I got his wallet.

Speaker 19 (56:09):
And then the next day he's.

Speaker 14 (56:11):
Like, hey, well, like what happened, you know, did.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I do anything?

Speaker 19 (56:14):
And I'm like no, but he didn't even notice that
I had already taken like one hundred dollars from his
wallet and he's just actually nothing, And I'm like, hey,
I don't think he never noticed so ever since I've
been doing that. So he gets drunk every Sunday. Then
I just go into the wallet, take one hundred dollars,
two hundred hey, And then the next day I'm like, hey, shopping. Okay,

(56:37):
he doesn't know this. So I'm like, all right, so
I'm moving here, and I know my daughter. I was like,
you'd happy to keep it a secret, wee maschelling. She's like,
oh no, don't worry. She's like like, can you speak
another hundred dollars?

Speaker 14 (56:45):
So you're carey for me?

Speaker 9 (56:46):
And I'm like, what's this good for me?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yes,
have a good day. Hey what's up?

Speaker 7 (56:59):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (57:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (57:00):
Good?

Speaker 9 (57:01):
Secretly?

Speaker 15 (57:03):
Sure do.

Speaker 12 (57:06):
Okay, my parents do not know this, but like five
years ago, I borrowed their car without asking.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
They wouldn't have had a problem with it.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
It's not like it was a problem, but I just
did it without asking, right, And then I was trying
to get to this narrow, I don't know, like area
to get to like a parking spot that I saw,
and I was trying to like wiggle my way through.

Speaker 10 (57:29):
And I have a little car and my parents have
this like escalades it's like.

Speaker 12 (57:33):
Really big, and I completely clipped the passenger side mirror
like on somebody else's car, Like like the whole thing
came off, and I was like, so I picked it
up off the ground, and I was like, Okay, the
car looks pretty much okay everywhere else, and so like
I snuck it back home again and then I found

(57:53):
this like silicone in the total, you know, the clear
like gluey stuff, and then I'm kind of glued it
back on.

Speaker 10 (58:01):
And when it fell off a couple of weeks later,
they were like, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
How did this end? Nobody knew about, so you didn't
tell them it was you. You just let them think
that some weird malfunction happened and the marriages fell off.

Speaker 12 (58:17):
Yeah, totally, like maybe they got clipped on when they
were parked.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
I know you can do those things back together. I
didn't know you could either. Well you can't really. Well,
thank you for telling us a little secret. Thank you,
have a good day.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
What's your journey?

Speaker 13 (58:37):
Little secret
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