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(00:01):
Good morning, Dragon. Well lookwhat the cat dragged in. Michael D.
Brown is back. I guess weall have to be retrained from having
all the fun we did yesterday withyou and that shoeling guy and interviews like
doctor Brian June Depp. Now wegotta just have that Michael D. Brown.
(00:27):
Okay, Happy Tuesday. Michael,did you make it into work today?
You're taking another day off? Eitherway, I'm gonna have quit listening
to you while I'm doing stuff,because, uh, yesterday I was listening
to the Weekend with Michael Brown mowingmy mother in law's irrigation ditch and didn't
(00:48):
notice that there was a duck downin the grass and ran that sucker right
over. I think it was deadalready. Did someone post bail for Brownie?
Or do we get that blonde kadacross the hall again? Who's it
gonna be today, Johnny Ceve,Ryan Mandy'd be great if it was our
(01:15):
good friend Mike. You know,hey, Mike Rosenan, that'd be good.
Okay, Well we'll see if it'sa Michael DANGER Brown, Bye bye
it. Michael Tamala didn't kick thedoor down. She huffed and she puffed
and she blew the door down,old calcula. What a trendsetter. She
(01:38):
wore her knee pads all the wayto where she is today. Hey Dragon,
what is this bait and switch scamyou got going on? On Monday?
You give us a teaser, areally great host, and then on
Tuesday we're back the same old,same old. Shame on you. I'm
pretty sure that if I walked intomy next meeting with that kind of posture,
the colonel would look at me andsay, boy, you gotta go
(01:59):
to medical. But then I'd say, don't worry, sir, I'm thinking
of all of the people who arein here in the room with us.
And then he'd look at me moresternly and say, boy, you have
to go to medical. Hey Dragon, I tuned in late. What happened?
Where's the good guy we had onyesterday? You guys are just cruel
(02:20):
sometimes, you know, give usa little cookie and then you snatch it
out of our little fingers. Goodmorning, Sunday morning, Michael. Now
let's look at it this way.Horticulture therapy that's to teach him how to
pick the cabbage. Pet therapy isto teach him how to shepherd the sheep
(02:46):
and then music therapy. When wasthe last time you went into a Mexican
restaurant and had a life Mariachi band? It's all to just serve us.
Come on, man, please,mister Scrooge, I have my cookie backs,
So, Michael, if they're nongovernment organizations, how come the government's
(03:06):
paying them? Michael, you needto change the copy on your garage commercials,
because if you just found the garagelast year, you ain't been using
it four years. Rannie, youshould seem to be taking a lot of
time off lately. Are you followingone of them Democrat plans where you just
slowly, slowly take your time andbreak us in, preparing us for when
(03:30):
you retire, dragging Redbeard, draggingan old chicken hole show, prep surfing
the internet, exhaustting Michael, Quitefrankly, the truth about why you take
off is none of our business.I want to leave a talk back from
(03:51):
a brother truck up there. Dodo do do do Dude, Do do
do do do do do dude,Dude, you'd be safe out there.
Brother. You keep the four wheelersout from under your truck. I know
you have the same job I do. I save a life every day I
get in this rig, Dragon,this trucker's gotta leave a talk back to
(04:15):
that trucker who left to talk backto this trucker man. We're special kind
of goobers, ain't we? Hornand boys? Hey, if the other
truckers are getting in on the truckerback talk, I'm gonna have to backtalk
to the truckers as well, becausethere's no way I can let them get
away with all the back talking.With the trucker back talking. Have a
(04:39):
good one, Dragon. That's mightynice of you to transfer that message on
over that brother of mine out there. Brother, what's your handle? Maybe
one of these days we can meetup and I'll buy you a cup of
joe. We'll yuck it up overthe talent. Holy cow, Oh my
(05:00):
goodness, I just totally overslept.How does this happen? You ask?
I'll tell you. I woke upat six. I thought, Hey,
this is cool, Mike's back intown. I'll listen to that for a
little bit. Next thing I know, it's eight thirty. Good job,
Michael, Brother trucker eyes out ofthe truck stop in Fernley, Nevada.
I got in a fight with anothertrucker. He whipped out a bottle of
(05:23):
pepper spray blasted me in the face. By the time the police and my
buddy showed up, he was aboutready to whoop some ass. I stopped
him for he got arrested. Nextthing you knew, my CB handle was
pepper spray. Hey, Michelle,double D. Brown, It's good to
have you back, but I wasreally surprised you got back so soon after
(05:45):
the second transitional surgery. Anyway,good luck on you're healing. We're all
wishing the best for you. Andjust drop that Kimona baby. So is
there a room for a retire truckerbacktalk? Just wondering, Michael. You
know what they would find if asurgeon opened up your brain that the hamster
(06:09):
has fallen off the wheel. Theyneed to put the hamster back on the
wheel. Now, the last fewyears of your life makes so much more
sense knowing that tuns in it.Michael. What I sometimes wonder when the
government talks about these corporations making recordprofits is are they referencing the top line
(06:30):
of the P and L or thebottom line, Because the top line's not
actual profit. The bottom line is
Good morning, Dragon. Well lookwhat the cat dragged in. Michael D.
Brown is back. I guess weall have to be retrained from having
all the fun we did yesterday withyou and that shoeling guy and interviews like
doctor Brian June Depp. Now wegotta just have that Michael D. Brown.
(00:27):
Okay, Happy Tuesday. Michael,did you make it into work today?
You're taking another day off? Eitherway, I'm gonna have quit listening
to you while I'm doing stuff,because, uh, yesterday I was listening
to the Weekend with Michael Brown mowingmy mother in law's irrigation ditch and didn't
(00:48):
notice that there was a duck downin the grass and ran that sucker right
over. I think it was deadalready. Did someone post bail for Brownie?
Or do we get that blonde kadacross the hall again? Who's it
gonna be today, Johnny Ceve,Ryan Mandy'd be great if it was our
(01:15):
good friend Mike. You know,hey, Mike Rosenan, that'd be good.
Okay, Well we'll see if it'sa Michael DANGER Brown, Bye bye
it. Michael Tamala didn't kick thedoor down. She huffed and she puffed
and she blew the door down,old calcula. What a trendsetter. She
(01:38):
wore her knee pads all the wayto where she is today. Hey Dragon,
what is this bait and switch scamyou got going on? On Monday?
You give us a teaser, areally great host, and then on
Tuesday we're back the same old,same old. Shame on you. I'm
pretty sure that if I walked intomy next meeting with that kind of posture,
the colonel would look at me andsay, boy, you gotta go
(01:59):
to medical. But then I'd say, don't worry, sir, I'm thinking
of all of the people who arein here in the room with us.
And then he'd look at me moresternly and say, boy, you have
to go to medical. Hey Dragon, I tuned in late. What happened?
Where's the good guy we had onyesterday? You guys are just cruel
(02:20):
sometimes, you know, give usa little cookie and then you snatch it
out of our little fingers. Goodmorning, Sunday morning, Michael. Now
let's look at it this way.Horticulture therapy that's to teach him how to
pick the cabbage. Pet therapy isto teach him how to shepherd the sheep
(02:46):
and then music therapy. When wasthe last time you went into a Mexican
restaurant and had a life Mariachi band? It's all to just serve us.
Come on, man, please,mister Scrooge, I have my cookie backs,
So, Michael, if they're nongovernment organizations, how come the government's
(03:06):
paying them? Michael, you needto change the copy on your garage commercials,
because if you just found the garagelast year, you ain't been using
it four years. Rannie, youshould seem to be taking a lot of
time off lately. Are you followingone of them Democrat plans where you just
slowly, slowly take your time andbreak us in, preparing us for when
(03:30):
you retire, dragging Redbeard, draggingan old chicken hole show, prep surfing
the internet, exhaustting Michael, Quitefrankly, the truth about why you take
off is none of our business.I want to leave a talk back from
(03:51):
a brother truck up there. Dodo do do do Dude, Do do
do do do do do dude,Dude, you'd be safe out there.
Brother. You keep the four wheelersout from under your truck. I know
you have the same job I do. I save a life every day I
get in this rig, Dragon,this trucker's gotta leave a talk back to
(04:15):
that trucker who left to talk backto this trucker man. We're special kind
of goobers, ain't we? Hornand boys? Hey, if the other
truckers are getting in on the truckerback talk, I'm gonna have to backtalk
to the truckers as well, becausethere's no way I can let them get
away with all the back talking.With the trucker back talking. Have a
(04:39):
good one, Dragon. That's mightynice of you to transfer that message on
over that brother of mine out there. Brother, what's your handle? Maybe
one of these days we can meetup and I'll buy you a cup of
joe. We'll yuck it up overthe talent. Holy cow, Oh my
(05:00):
goodness, I just totally overslept.How does this happen? You ask?
I'll tell you. I woke upat six. I thought, Hey,
this is cool, Mike's back intown. I'll listen to that for a
little bit. Next thing I know, it's eight thirty. Good job,
Michael, Brother trucker eyes out ofthe truck stop in Fernley, Nevada.
I got in a fight with anothertrucker. He whipped out a bottle of
(05:23):
pepper spray blasted me in the face. By the time the police and my
buddy showed up, he was aboutready to whoop some ass. I stopped
him for he got arrested. Nextthing you knew, my CB handle was
pepper spray. Hey, Michelle,double D. Brown, It's good to
have you back, but I wasreally surprised you got back so soon after
(05:45):
the second transitional surgery. Anyway,good luck on you're healing. We're all
wishing the best for you. Andjust drop that Kimona baby. So is
there a room for a retire truckerbacktalk? Just wondering, Michael. You
know what they would find if asurgeon opened up your brain that the hamster
(06:09):
has fallen off the wheel. Theyneed to put the hamster back on the
wheel. Now, the last fewyears of your life makes so much more
sense knowing that tuns in it.Michael. What I sometimes wonder when the
government talks about these corporations making recordprofits is are they referencing the top line
(06:30):
of the P and L or thebottom line, Because the top line's not
actual profit. The bottom line is
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