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(00:00):
Well, Michael Dragon. Since iHeartdoesn't seem to get there poop in a
group, I'm gonna have to setan alarm on an old fashioned, vintage
celestial radio alarm clock. Geez,good morning, Michael and Dragon. I'd
like to know who at iHeart Ineed to contact for my PTSD and loss
(00:26):
of brain cells yesterday, during thatfirst hour and a half on the iHeart
app of the NBC newsreel playing overand over and over again, it was
bad. We also should not besubjected to the Kamala cackle for the rest
of the year for having to endurethat. Thanks. Hey, Dragon,
(00:46):
if the so called talent's not goingto show up again this morning, could
you at least turn on the truckor trash talk channel instead of the woke
news. That'd be great. Thanks. Testing one two three test test breaker
one nine breaking one nine for radiocheck. Can you guys hear me?
Good morning, Michael and Dragon.I hope life is good thered Cackle Control
(01:08):
Central. I got up early thismorning. I saw the Aurora Morning Alice.
It was a beautiful sunrise. Can'twait to hear what you have in
store for us today. Have agood one back, Michael, I was
worried it's gonna be like Groundhog Daywhere I try to get into the app
again and all I hear is theNBC newsreel. But I was pleasantly surprised
(01:30):
it wasn't that way at all.So I just know that today is going
to be a great day until aboutsix oh eight when you get on the
air. But then we get tohear about Michael's thoughts. All right,
have a good day, Good morningfrom South Dakota. This is this is
(01:53):
this thing on sure hope I don'thave to listen to the podcast that can
be found at Michael says, gohere dot com. Everyone have a great
day. Yeah, the suspense bills. Will we hear Michael and Dragon or
is it gonna be NBC News loopfor four hours? Born and boys,
(02:16):
Hey Mike, once again, Isay we get some FJP stickers up on
that website of yours. Let's goJared, Let's go Jared, Let's go
Jared. Anyway under the taxpayer reliefshots asap. I need some bright spots
in my life. I have agood one. Michael, you're forgetting something.
(02:44):
In twenty twenty two, your governorwas hoping for electric vehicles everywhere,
there's no pollution. Remember, howis this gonna affect the price of diesel?
I know the truckers will love anyincreases in that area. You know
what's going to happen with this highergas prices, more homeless, more people
(03:07):
panhandling, and more people screaming abouthigher minimum wage. It's all a vicious
cycle. And I'll tell you what, These lib tards are ridiculous, beyond
ridiculous, and Polus he really needsto just go back to California and destroy
that state because he's just about doneit here. Hey, Mike, I
(03:28):
don't believe there's anyone the economy isn'taffecting. Even the panhandlers here in Pagosa
are getting frustrated when people don't givethem a buck. People are just so
strapped they can't afford to support anyoneelse. Michael, I just heard that
Biden us executive privilege to shelter theRobert Her investigation so we can't hear the
(03:55):
interview. Wow, these guys areso corrupt, Michael. I think the
presidential debate should be like this.Each president picks their own moderator. Of
course, they're going to cheat andknow each other's questions, But for instance,
Trump's moderator will not cheat and tellBiden's question, so it'll be a
(04:15):
fair debate. Two hours, noearbugs, and no teleprompters. Let's party.
Michael, do you notice he askeda nine percent question? She blah
blah blahs. Doesn't answer the questionthat he doesn't follow up and say,
look, it was one point four. Why is he saying nine percent?
It wasn't nine percent when he tookover, it was one point four.
(04:40):
Why don't these reporters box her backin with the follow up question? Hey,
Michael, let's put Bobby Kennedy upthere because he's got a bunch of
disabilities. It'll make Biden's disabilities lookless. Michael. I love Charlie Brown's
teacher. Wah wah wah wah.But Michael, the internet is causing a
(05:02):
lot of unhappiness with people. Toomuch information. Michael. I think conservatives
are so tired of the lawmakers goingthere and trying to see, Oh,
let's make a new law, let'smake a new rule, let's put a
new regulation on it. Damn wedid good during this session. No,
we're sick of that. We don'twant more laws regulations, taxes. The
(05:28):
liberals just love to see. Ohmy gosh, they passed another gun law.
We're saying, Michael, I thoughtJoe Biden himself said, if you're
asserting executive privilege, you're either hidingor lying about something. Michael Trump east
a bunch of hard boiled eggs,Creolis, Pepperoni's, alibinos, some good
(05:54):
beer, and just blow that placeup, breaking news. Donald Trump,
Mark's in the Corporate Dragon ice creamsandwich is a pretty good treat. But
if you're looking for the best sami, hands down, BB and J my
brother, Oh, everybody knows thatSlotski's original is the best sandwich on the
(06:19):
planet. That's not even debatable.Here's your sign, Milcael Miguel. Just
for the record, in porn theyhave both sandwiches and tacos. The real
question remains, is chili, soupor stew? Hmmm, well, guys,
(06:42):
I guess technically the sandwich is anythingthat can be eaten handheld. That
is, bread and topping is related, so pizza could be in some weird
universe qualify. But come on,who doesn't just love a basic grilled cheese
with any soup dish? Pretty simple, guys, Good morning goobers. You
(07:09):
know there's nothing like a nice mltmutton. Let us. A tomato sandwich
with a mutton is nice and lean. You don't want to talk about it
is Jersey Mike subs all the way, hands down, No Jimmy Johns,
no Subway. It's definitely Jersey.Mike's speaking of soup sandwiches. I wonder
(07:33):
what the President's got to say today. I ain't really you want to talk
about a soup sandwich. Boy,Brannie quit byes and us. We all
know you got your Gulf Stream parkdown there at Sentaneu Airport, right next
to Martinez his helicopter. Go getyour bt LA and dur Ango south of
(07:57):
Bellevue, pastrami and Swiss grilled ryebread at either the New York Deli News
or the Bagel Delhi. As you, I am a Nigo Montoya. You
kill my brother, prepared to die. I'm a Nigo Montoya, you killed
(08:18):
my father, prepared to die.As Dan Bongino keeps saying, I've run
out of conspiracy theories, please sendme more. All the conspiracies have turned
out to be real. There's notheories, drag. The problem is you're
at an impasse. You can't competewith him physically, and he's the mass
(08:39):
for your brain. Michael. ThePrincess Bride is a childhood bedtime story,
you know, with the knights andthings like that, that we used to
tell our kids. Only it's amovie instead of a story. Michael.
You fell for one of the classicplunders, one of which is never get
involved in a land war in Asia. But the other just never get into
(09:01):
a test of which or where itwills where the sicilian when death is on
the line stump. Hey, Michael, if they're getting rid of gas,
why are contractors adding gas lines andupgrading gas lines for in our infrastructure?
(09:24):
Michael, you just had a longvacation. It's time for you to sit
down and to do some work nowand watch The Princess Bride. If you
need the internet, try Google.If you need internet right now, try
Starbucks. You're listening to the situationwith my you're listening to the situation with
(09:46):
Michael Brown. Don't even bother tryingto escape what name Hump'dincup Company Huppendinc.
Brannie. I watched that movie abouttwenty years ago. Is on cable recently.
I tried to watch it again.I think I made it ten minutes.
Don't waste your time.
Well, Michael Dragon. Since iHeartdoesn't seem to get there poop in a
group, I'm gonna have to setan alarm on an old fashioned, vintage
celestial radio alarm clock. Geez,good morning, Michael and Dragon. I'd
like to know who at iHeart Ineed to contact for my PTSD and loss
(00:26):
of brain cells yesterday, during thatfirst hour and a half on the iHeart
app of the NBC newsreel playing overand over and over again, it was
bad. We also should not besubjected to the Kamala cackle for the rest
of the year for having to endurethat. Thanks. Hey, Dragon,
(00:46):
if the so called talent's not goingto show up again this morning, could
you at least turn on the truckor trash talk channel instead of the woke
news. That'd be great. Thanks. Testing one two three test test breaker
one nine breaking one nine for radiocheck. Can you guys hear me?
Good morning, Michael and Dragon.I hope life is good thered Cackle Control
(01:08):
Central. I got up early thismorning. I saw the Aurora Morning Alice.
It was a beautiful sunrise. Can'twait to hear what you have in
store for us today. Have agood one back, Michael, I was
worried it's gonna be like Groundhog Daywhere I try to get into the app
again and all I hear is theNBC newsreel. But I was pleasantly surprised
(01:30):
it wasn't that way at all.So I just know that today is going
to be a great day until aboutsix oh eight when you get on the
air. But then we get tohear about Michael's thoughts. All right,
have a good day, Good morningfrom South Dakota. This is this is
(01:53):
this thing on sure hope I don'thave to listen to the podcast that can
be found at Michael says, gohere dot com. Everyone have a great
day. Yeah, the suspense bills. Will we hear Michael and Dragon or
is it gonna be NBC News loopfor four hours? Born and boys,
(02:16):
Hey Mike, once again, Isay we get some FJP stickers up on
that website of yours. Let's goJared, Let's go Jared, Let's go
Jared. Anyway under the taxpayer reliefshots asap. I need some bright spots
in my life. I have agood one. Michael, you're forgetting something.
(02:44):
In twenty twenty two, your governorwas hoping for electric vehicles everywhere,
there's no pollution. Remember, howis this gonna affect the price of diesel?
I know the truckers will love anyincreases in that area. You know
what's going to happen with this highergas prices, more homeless, more people
(03:07):
panhandling, and more people screaming abouthigher minimum wage. It's all a vicious
cycle. And I'll tell you what, These lib tards are ridiculous, beyond
ridiculous, and Polus he really needsto just go back to California and destroy
that state because he's just about doneit here. Hey, Mike, I
(03:28):
don't believe there's anyone the economy isn'taffecting. Even the panhandlers here in Pagosa
are getting frustrated when people don't givethem a buck. People are just so
strapped they can't afford to support anyoneelse. Michael, I just heard that
Biden us executive privilege to shelter theRobert Her investigation so we can't hear the
(03:55):
interview. Wow, these guys areso corrupt, Michael. I think the
presidential debate should be like this.Each president picks their own moderator. Of
course, they're going to cheat andknow each other's questions, But for instance,
Trump's moderator will not cheat and tellBiden's question, so it'll be a
(04:15):
fair debate. Two hours, noearbugs, and no teleprompters. Let's party.
Michael, do you notice he askeda nine percent question? She blah
blah blahs. Doesn't answer the questionthat he doesn't follow up and say,
look, it was one point four. Why is he saying nine percent?
It wasn't nine percent when he tookover, it was one point four.
(04:40):
Why don't these reporters box her backin with the follow up question? Hey,
Michael, let's put Bobby Kennedy upthere because he's got a bunch of
disabilities. It'll make Biden's disabilities lookless. Michael. I love Charlie Brown's
teacher. Wah wah wah wah.But Michael, the internet is causing a
(05:02):
lot of unhappiness with people. Toomuch information. Michael. I think conservatives
are so tired of the lawmakers goingthere and trying to see, Oh,
let's make a new law, let'smake a new rule, let's put a
new regulation on it. Damn wedid good during this session. No,
we're sick of that. We don'twant more laws regulations, taxes. The
(05:28):
liberals just love to see. Ohmy gosh, they passed another gun law.
We're saying, Michael, I thoughtJoe Biden himself said, if you're
asserting executive privilege, you're either hidingor lying about something. Michael Trump east
a bunch of hard boiled eggs,Creolis, Pepperoni's, alibinos, some good
(05:54):
beer, and just blow that placeup, breaking news. Donald Trump,
Mark's in the Corporate Dragon ice creamsandwich is a pretty good treat. But
if you're looking for the best sami, hands down, BB and J my
brother, Oh, everybody knows thatSlotski's original is the best sandwich on the
(06:19):
planet. That's not even debatable.Here's your sign, Milcael Miguel. Just
for the record, in porn theyhave both sandwiches and tacos. The real
question remains, is chili, soupor stew? Hmmm, well, guys,
(06:42):
I guess technically the sandwich is anythingthat can be eaten handheld. That
is, bread and topping is related, so pizza could be in some weird
universe qualify. But come on,who doesn't just love a basic grilled cheese
with any soup dish? Pretty simple, guys, Good morning goobers. You
(07:09):
know there's nothing like a nice mltmutton. Let us. A tomato sandwich
with a mutton is nice and lean. You don't want to talk about it
is Jersey Mike subs all the way, hands down, No Jimmy Johns,
no Subway. It's definitely Jersey.Mike's speaking of soup sandwiches. I wonder
(07:33):
what the President's got to say today. I ain't really you want to talk
about a soup sandwich. Boy,Brannie quit byes and us. We all
know you got your Gulf Stream parkdown there at Sentaneu Airport, right next
to Martinez his helicopter. Go getyour bt LA and dur Ango south of
(07:57):
Bellevue, pastrami and Swiss grilled ryebread at either the New York Deli News
or the Bagel Delhi. As you, I am a Nigo Montoya. You
kill my brother, prepared to die. I'm a Nigo Montoya, you killed
(08:18):
my father, prepared to die.As Dan Bongino keeps saying, I've run
out of conspiracy theories, please sendme more. All the conspiracies have turned
out to be real. There's notheories, drag. The problem is you're
at an impasse. You can't competewith him physically, and he's the mass
(08:39):
for your brain. Michael. ThePrincess Bride is a childhood bedtime story,
you know, with the knights andthings like that, that we used to
tell our kids. Only it's amovie instead of a story. Michael.
You fell for one of the classicplunders, one of which is never get
involved in a land war in Asia. But the other just never get into
(09:01):
a test of which or where itwills where the sicilian when death is on
the line stump. Hey, Michael, if they're getting rid of gas,
why are contractors adding gas lines andupgrading gas lines for in our infrastructure?
(09:24):
Michael, you just had a longvacation. It's time for you to sit
down and to do some work nowand watch The Princess Bride. If you
need the internet, try Google.If you need internet right now, try
Starbucks. You're listening to the situationwith my you're listening to the situation with
(09:46):
Michael Brown. Don't even bother tryingto escape what name Hump'dincup Company Huppendinc.
Brannie. I watched that movie abouttwenty years ago. Is on cable recently.
I tried to watch it again.I think I made it ten minutes.
Don't waste your time.
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