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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hitting one seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stolid y'all all stop, yeah you are story.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
He's brought to you by Good Guy's Car Show, going
on September sixth through eight at the Ranch.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right, let's see Americans now think it takes two
point five million dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
To be considered wealthy. That is up from twenty twenty
three and twenty twenty two when it was two point
one two point two million.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh oh good good, uh all right. A man was
arrested when he refused to leave a plane, and at
the time he was When you see the photos of Savage,
it looks it looks like you got scalped.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
However, he was bleeding from a hair transplant.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
The blood was the problem because he didn't have a
clean bandages was all running down his face.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Honest to god, it looks like he's.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Like a murder suspect or so somebody tried to like
scap him anyway. He said he didn't have any fresh bandages.
He didn't want to get out the plane. They started
an incident, you know, and all that stuff. He's like,
if I will leave, everybody's gonna leave. And his photos
are creepish. No, really didn't want you on a plane, man,
Like your face is raining blood. You're a walking slayer song.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I mean they don't, don't they tell you that. It's
like not a good idea to fly after you've had
a tattoo. This is like an extreme tattoo, full head
hair transplant.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean, when you see the photo, it's it looks
like something out of a horror movie. But he was
just like nonchalant about it. Yo, what do you mean
I carry I'll kick it on the I can't fly.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Why you don't want to sit next to that guy?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Do you weirdo? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A five hour standoff in downtown La. It ended kind
of odd, but not necessarily odd for La to be odd.
Here just the naked man holding in Chihuahua arrested by
squad officers.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh but you know every day in La. Baby.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
A family in California's urging parents to be cautious after
their two year old daughter was mistakenly served alcohol at
a restaurant. They ordered apple juice, but instead they got
some sort of wine.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But oh my, my.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Question for the parents is how much you let the
two year old drink?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
How many samples of it did you have before?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're like, eh, oh, is there two year old spinning
over there? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
What is the third most common language in your state
after English and Spanish? Believe it or not, most states?
What do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Probably German?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Maybe it is German? Is it? I was somewhat surprised
by that. It's German? Wow? Chinese is fourth?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I know I got in an elevator. Somebody's speaking Mandrain
behind me. Well, what French? And then Arabic?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, all right, this kind we are starting next month,
you're gonna be able to buy a device that produces
smells that correspond with what you are watching on TV.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh, smell a vision?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
So imagine fresh cut grass, or the ocean or a restaurant,
or it could get really worse. Think about a locker room,
like I would have know when they when they cut
the like if somebody has taking a dump on the screen,
are you are you getting like are you gonna whiff
of that?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I mean, at what point do they cut the smells off?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You know, it's one thing I just want to smell
vanilla and lavender. You know, it's another thing of like
you know, oh wow, we found a body.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
That been here for like, you know, three months.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Do you get a whiff of that? I am interested
to know where they're what the limits are.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
They got to draw the line they be. They gotta
be like, okay, look on rotting corpses. Let's just stop
there somewhere. Can we put the line above that?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Maybe I could see in a movie like Faster than
the Furious though, if you had like gas smells. Oh yeah, right,
there's a car out, there's flames, you can smell the gas.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, one of the best lines ever. I love to
smell a Nate palm in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
There you go, right, can you replicate the napalm? Smell
it burns?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Twenty four year old biker in Idaho named Zachary Demass.
He got separated from his friends while they are out
on a ride this month, and then this guy goes
missing for five days. Police couldn't find them. They kind
of winding down their search, but two friends named Greg
and Daniel decided they'd ride out to the area and
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look for themselves, and they found him.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Lying next to a river, barely alive.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
His wrecked bike had been lying across the I guess
he wrecked in them and went down to Bateman. His
bike had been down there for and he'd been down
there for five days, so he was obviously in rough shave.
He's at the hospital recovering all things to his friends
who decided to go ahead and look for him. But
but wait, these dudes are being held up as heroes.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
My concern is if any of my friends.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Waited five days to come out and look for me
after we were out on a ride together, I'd be
pissed as hell.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm turning around that.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Day if you didn't show up at the destination spot,
I'd turn around that day. Me and me and a
bunch of dudes who used to race in the mra
uh we used to do We would play the stupid
now because there's so much trafficking. But back in the day,
we meet up a bunch of guys a boater Yamaha
and we go bust one nineteen you know, it's up
to Netherland and you know, and down that way to
(05:52):
I seventy, you know down not it would be one
nineteen up and over.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
To central City.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Uh through Uh oh god, what's it's that one road?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Uh? We would play a game called doubles and triples
where you double or triple as posted to.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Feel them and have fun.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But nobody was on the road, and we meet up
Sunday morning like a six am and go do it.
So it was no big deal. But I imagine if
you didn't show up at your destination, you know we
always did, they would turn around right right then.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
And there and go, look, look for you. Five days
is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Is there like a buddy system sort of protocol with writing?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
If me and my you know who, right, If me
and my my boy Sam, if we went for a
ride and Sam didn't show up at her destination, I
would turn back around and go searching. Guaranteed I wouldn't
wait five days. Here's the buddy system. You don't wait
five days. When your buddy doesn't show up the destination,
you turn around, you go look that day. I'm like,
why are these dudes held up his zeros? You should
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have been out there on that Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Bro, What.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Like Mark was tailing all of us?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah? Huh, where'd that go? He was right there with
us for a minute. All right, Well maybe we'll see
him next weekend? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
A burglar broke in an apartment in Rome on Tuesday night.
He was caught because he stopped mid theft when he
spotted an irresistible book about Greek mythology.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh yeah it whoa look at that the book.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Here's a quote from the book, examining the Iliad from
the point of view of the gods while highlighting the
interpretive power of the epic work to understand current events.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Huh okay, anyway, it's a quote from the book.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Anyway, the owner of the party woke up in front
of the burglar while he was just sitting there reading
a book. Oh excuse me, I magine somebody's sitting in
your living room reading your coffee book.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
That's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Anyway, the burglar was startled that the owner spotted him,
tried to escape from the balcony where he came where
he came in from.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
He was caught soon after that by police.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
He was found with a bag of designer clothes that
he's stolen earlier from.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
A previous theft robbery.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Whatever, But he didn't so he didn't take the book.
I guess it's just a wild to see the dude
sitting on your couch. Reading the coffee table book, like, uh,
you are.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You in my house?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You realize that you're about to die. A man in
his forties was at a bar in Rhode Island called
Dead Beats. Three men in their thirties reportedly dragged him
out and assaulted him, and it was apparently so bad
that broke the dude's jaw and he lost consciousness.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh they got him good?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Huh they him?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Now it sounds like for the report, he's gonna be fine.
The identities of the attack and the victim haven't been released.
The initial report said the guy was roughed up over
a song he played on the juke box. Now there's
no official word as to what that song was, which,
by the way, is a major failure on whoever originally
(09:16):
reported the story. You suck, You're awful, do your job,
give us the song.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Go back to college, learn journalism again.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Can you put it in parentheses or something?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
For good?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Say, give us a little asterix and the dandum side note,
something footnote, dumb ass, like what's the song?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
However, however, in the comments section, a little more revealing.
Oh yeah, so, and here's what's really weird. That club
that he was at the club called Deadbeats. They're kind
of pleading to fit. They're not snitching at all. They're
denying there was even.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
A fight in the first place. Oh look, we don't know,
didn't have it here. It's kind of wild.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
They drug him outside. We stopped keeping track right.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Right, you know, but in our place it was out yonder.
So from the comments section, there's a little well, there's
a little bit about the so called victim. Apparently he
was harassing a female bartender. This place is an lgbt
Q friendly spot. I guess he was being you know,
(10:22):
they say in the article he was being a homophobical
but don't define what he was doing. But apparently in
the couple of other comments, he kept picking square dance music.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So so well, cot Night Joe.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Maybe I'm imagined maybe that didn't go over.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well, yeah it's there, it's there.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Juke box it's there, like yeah, I don't know if
it's an internet jukebox or if it's a you know,
if it's one of those that has just to set
group of songs he choose from.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
But he's he definitely antagonized.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I've heard most of the time the bartenders have an
ability to skip songs or or filter them out. If
that way, you can't just go in and play the
same song twenty times.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
If you read, if you read a comment section, and
what they say is he kept playing square dance music
to annoy people, and so the bartender skipped his selection.
That made him pissed off. And he apparently that's when
he bumps a woman or shoves a woman, and that's
when the you know, apparently a few of the guys.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Were like, let's bust his ass. So it was something
similar to that.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's understandable why everybody's tight lipped about what's.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Going right, right, right, right. We don't know nothing. For
those scenes like out of a movie. You know, watch
this man.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
He's up there playing like square dance tunes. Like enough
with the square dance crap.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
They bust them up. That's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I mean, for the comments section, it seems like he
might have been instigating a little bit, or at least
taking a few shots where he could. Did he deserve
to have his job roke?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, But you know you gotta watch some quarters man
f around, find out right, f around, find out exactly