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May 10, 2023 • 52 mins
Marcus is nervous about his upcoming singing performance, so of course we made him practice on the air. Plus, if you have gone on 600 first dates, but can't find the one, the problem might be you.
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Taylor Swift, anti hero. It'smore variety from the two thousands, the
nineties, and today. It's astar one to one three, it's Marcus
and Corey. It is six ohfive. It is entire two early for
this. But yeah, it's Jason'sbirthday, y'all. Hey, thanks,
How old are you, big guy? Thirty five? That's right, that's
my story. Forty one your babyis your baby? Yeah, yesterday,

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I feel like I'm in this weirdspot, like I'm not young, I'm
not old, I'm not middle aged. I just am and I don't know
what it means. Let's say fortyfive is when you kind of crossed over.
You know, you can tell whenyou're filling out a survey or some
sort of document and you have tocheck the box and it's like a grouping
of numbers. It's like forty fiveto thirty? Are you thirty to thirty

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five? So that's when I feelold, when you cross over that next
threshold. Yeah, dude, whenyou wait till you start scrolling like all
the way down, You're like,oh god, where is it? I
don't even know where. I can'tget my readers, I can't find it.
So Corey and I teamed up tomake this a special day really and
completely on brand. I forgot mypart. I don't. I appreciate that.

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It's very sweet, but it alsoI have this much guilt when people
like do things for me for likeChristmas or birthdays, because I'm not going
to do that. No, Iknow that, and I make that very
clear, but still it makes mejust this much. Don't don't because you
have made it very clear that youdon't want gifts, you won't reciprocate.
No, let me rephrase it.Yeah, gifts are okay, yes,

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but you will not reciprocate. You'vetold me this for years. You don't
want to be friends, yet Ikeep inviting you to things entirely accurate.
You don't want to hang out outsideof work. You know the thing is
too and I actually feel invite youbecause I like to celebrate people's birthdays.
It's my own prerogative, and yesterdayI wasn't feeling well, and so to
me, this is like the leastI could do, and I would.

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You know, normally there'd be someballoons, streamers, we'd dress up.
The step is more than enough.A card, some treats, some well
wishes, please So I got youa gift that will be here tomorrow.
But I did it for me,not for you. It brought me purchased
this item, okay, and Ijust needed someone to give it to.
And I can't think of a moreperfect person. I've already I've already overhyped

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itued thing is too like when itcomes to giving a gift, it shouldn't
be about it should be about youwanting to do it correct. It shouldn't
be about, Okay, what areyou gonna do for me? Because I
give you a gift. That's notwhat it's about. Look, so enjoy
your day. We like you,You're a good person. Without you,

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the show would be completely in thebitch. Okay. So again back to
me in my knees. Not wrong. Well thanks, has that been here
almost a year now? Okay,I don't know what that means. Doesn't
mean anything, darling. Well Ienjoy I've enjoyed your year. I have
about the dime that we've had theten The ten years was okay, but

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at the next level now it's like, really not funny. It's your birthday.
We have to laugh. Oh gosh, this is really doing a number
on Corey's acid reflux. I'm okay, you better today than yesterday a little

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bit. It's it's the funny thingis and I talked about this in my
diary, my video vlog, whateveryou want to call it. Stress is
like a cold. When you haveit, it doesn't go away once you
feel like the stressful part is over. You kind of still have the symptoms
until you kind of work through it. So even though like I'm on the
home stretch, Jeff's gonna be heresoon, we're locking down movers, we're

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getting a closing date, my acidreflux is nuts. It is nuts.
So like I'm hungry all the time, but I don't enjoy eating. I
do. They're not working. Iappreciate the fact that you're rallying and we're
going to the Giants game in spiteof your acid reflux today because the idea,
dude, the idea of a hotdog at the park is really turning
me on. I'm just afraid thatI want. I would be afraid.

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No, No, that's so Igot some soup. Got some soup yesterday,
Like I'm like crackers, a lotof wheat thins um. Just I
had a V eight just to getsome nutrition in my body. Of all
the places to go with acid reflux. I'm pretty sure the Zantec commercial it
starts at a ballpark. Yo.Yeah, yeah, I could have my

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bacon dog because the zante And you'retelling me that's not true. Um,
I just I am a I've alwaysbeen an angst bunny, and I don't
mind talking about it. I takeZoloft on the rug for some gummies player
like I know, and I justget a little nervous taking them during the
week because I don't want to oversleepbecause they really work. I can't even

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know they do. I took ahalf on Friday and slept till eleven.
Yeah, so you want me toshow up? Yeah? Do simple like
toms work? Just like soak upthe acid. There's two different plays on
this. There's the one where youdon't feel good after a meal and you
do the Toms. Prilo Sek islike an ongoing I have ascid all the

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time. Actually, my voice usedto be higher when I was in college
and the acid made it. Theacid made it drop, made it made
your your voice drop. Uh yeah. Oh and also those so Corey and
I will be at the game today, Uh, you might miss me?

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Which one lose her. She's aunicorn toy. Five first pitch and we
will be in FC one one twofield Club one one two wrote h seats
five and six. Come say hi. You know, I hope people like
us, because if they don't,you just gave us a target. You're

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right, I mean really? Allright? Through that egg. He's got
a beard dumped on me for noreason? All right? Four play six
to eleven. What's happening today?We have more tickets as Live Nation kicks
off their concert week today. Youcan get twenty five dollars all in tickets
at live nation dot com slash concertWeek and to celebrate your choice Matchbox twenty

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Fallout Boy or Pentatonics. That'll beour first thing to win this morning.
Plus more hookups on Universal Studios toexperience the new Super Nintendo World. Four
packs of tickets to head down there. It's all on the way, stay
with us. More variety from thetwo thousands, the nineties, and today
it's Star one on one three,It's Marcus and Corey. It's six twenty.
Good morning. Found a story abouta guy in New York who says

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he's been on six hundred first dates. Says he might just be picky.
So there's a picture of him.Name's Joey. He's not a bad looking
guy. Are a good looking dude. I'll tell you what two things I've
learned from reading this article. A. He is a master market her.
This guy owns two restaurants in NewYork. He's been featured on a match

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dot com commercial, probably for thesix hundred first Dates. And then he
was also on some show with KateGoslin called Kate plus Date, where he
had two dates with Kate Goslin.He got picked to go on a second
date with her. Brags that he'sgot a thousand phone numbers of women in
his phone. After reading this article, I can tell you exactly why he's

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been on six hundred first dates andhas not found the one. Says it
right here, says work takes upa lot of my time. Here comes.
He is also very close with hismother, who works at the cafe,
but doesn't dish out any love adviceor pester him to marry. He
says, here's the quote that'll getthat got me. This is why she's

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super nice to everyone until she thinksyou're dating me, and then she'd get
super protective and we're done here.You're dude, You're done use her errors
on you. This is not disrespectto mom's at all. We are way
too close to Mother's Day for that. What I'm saying is no, it's

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he has to have boundaries. Yeah, and obviously he knows that if his
mom feels like he's going to startdating, she's going to be not getting
as much attension. So maybe youdate and not to have her meet your
mom. Your date shows up tothe cafe, she scrubs the table just
a little bit closer, starts givingher the side eye. You could feel

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the evil eye burning its way throughthe back of your head. You can
feel that. And then you lookover and there's mom. She's spoon feeding
him some good tortellini. I'm solucky I have a great mother in law.
She's you know, people always talkabout like monster in law and whatnot,
and my mother in law is thebest. But this is not healthy.

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And by the way, am Iwrong though? Or is that the
reason he's still single? This isa story because this guy, this guy
wants to promote his restaurants. He'sgot one opening up. I'm saying he's
a marketing genius. He's on inthe New York Post with this article,
pictures of him all over the place. He's a good looking dude, he
works out. He says he hedated a Colombian lady for about a year
and a half. Wasn't feeling calledit off. That's a I think that's

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about it. He called it off. That's what he says. That's what
he says. He says, Idon't want to say I'm piggy. I'm
just honest about wanting to feel acertain way, you know what he wants
to Well, it's not true anymore. They used to say they want to
Cluney it, but now Cluney gotmarried. Kid got married. But I
don't believe. I have a hardtime believing six hundred first dates, you

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still can't find anybody. Here's thereason you're single. I'm exhausted. It
even says here we're talking about thisguy who's been on six hundred first dates,
still single, can't find loff.He apparently has went on three first
dates in one day. Who's gotthat kind on a stamina? Oh,
you're gross. Also, do youwant to know that you were the third

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one? Or does he keep thatthat's gross? You're gross. He's gross.
I'm done. Okay, we've crackedthe code. Uh twenty five.
Hey that this guy's getting attention.I know you do, but this is
how life you look A looking guy. He's got great hair. Thank God
for social media, right, thegood story. His name is Joey Batista.

(10:30):
If you want to look him up, Joey Beats. The restaurant's called
Joey Batts. Joey guaranteed. That'slike a high school nickname. Oh god,
Joey Batts. Uh, Joey gotto be single for the rest of
his life. Six twenty four.We'll check what's trending here in a little
bit. What do you have?Is Tom Cruise dating Shakiras saw this?

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I mean I love it. Iloved Good for you guys. We'll talk
about that and more. Six fiftyHang up, Stean Lewis, How do
I say goodbye? More variety fromthe two thousands, the nineties, and
today. It's Star one on onethree, it's Marcus and Corey. It's
six D forty. You have oneof these situations where somebody sends you a

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text and then you don't text backright away or in a timely fashion.
So they send the follow up textswhere they're in their feelings and they're like,
hey, I just wanted to makesure you got my text. This
happened to Corey yesterday with her sister. I wasn't feeling good yesterday. You
say this whole thing is that I'mmuch grander scale, but when you drill
it down, it's basically her needto get a response. It sparked this

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conversation because it didn't seem like somethingwhere I had needed to get back to
her immediately. There wasn't a question, and it was the way she followed
up that bothers me. So layit out rope, okay, and then
I apologize for how long this textis? So my sister's been traveling.
She and her husband like to saveup and then like go on a crazy

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exotic trip there, dual income,no kids, by the way, Yeah,
bonjeur famil. Oh wait wait,you got to tell them where they
are? Sorry, they're in France. Not just France, but the south
of France. They've but they've beeneverywhere the part of France. The Johnny
Depp will get on a beach cruiserand get it, get a get a
chocolate croissant and just cruise around thecountryside because he can. They've been a

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few different spots. They like tojump around, all right, So this
is where they are now, Soshe sends it. It's in French English
for English, if you will,bonjeur, femy newsaman the south of France,
bocou. We are staying in Niceand jumping on trains to see Cans
and Monte Carlo. They need somedoubt and Nabbey music or something. We
are enjoying our dee. I'm sorrythe dej what is dejane breakfast? Now?

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Sure? Why not? Don't thinktoo hard. In Ville, France,
the seafood is fresh and the peoplein the south of France are so
nice. We are immersing and enjoyingour last couple of days. We returned
Judy, which is Thursday. I'llreach out upon return. I hope everyone
as well. Lamais si cian,I hope love. First of all,

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she used the word a pawn ina text. Let's just do that.
Not a shakespeareance on it. I'mtrying to cut down on my ass reflux.
Here's the thing. You have tounderstand Corey's mental state as this text
is coming in Meanwhile, back inthe States, you're trying to buy a
house, sell a house, relocateyourself. You haven't seen your husband in
two weeks. You've got acid refluxto the nines. Yeah, because of

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stress keeping food done. And I'musually when I'm stressed, I eat everything.
This is the opposite. I can'tkeep anything down. I drank a
V eight just to get some newtreats, to get some new treats in
my body. Meanwhile, so Iyesterday, like I left like right after
the show and just kind of chilled. I got some soup and chilled.

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And then at two in the morningshe sent another text. Is how long
since she sent the first text?Did she sent the first one at six
forty eight am yesterday? Okay,which also we're on the air right so
I kind of a lot going ongoing on. Sorry I didn't get back
to you right away. So twoto forty five this morning. Yes,
She sends a follow up and itreads testing just making sure my text is

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going through worked with everyone else.I hope everything's okay on your end.
You know what that translates to everyoneelse is cool except for you. I
had just slammed down a big glassof water and threw it up. When

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I read that, I was justlike, come on, give me a
break. Did you hit her back? Did you flat back hard? This
is what I wrote back. Sorry, things have been a little nutty.
Never bought and sold a house atthe same time. Glad you guys are
having such a great time, safetravels. How you really held back?
It's just there's some people in yourlife. And this is why I bring

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this up, because I knew everybody'sexperienced this. There's some people in your
life that have no self awareness.I would love to be in the South
of France right now, but I'mgoing to be poorer for at least five
years now. Bought a house,bought a house in good Luck. Good

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Luck. You guys had a sizeabledown payment until you decided to buy here,
and then you had to borrow moneyif you were dead, to borrow
money from my father, who wasnot speaking to me any far. Corey
overwhelmed him with paperwork, so he'sno longer speaking to any of us.
Haven't heard from him since Friday.I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh,

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but I know everybody has that person. Like there's this one scene in
a movie that I love and she'stalking to her friend. She's like,
you saw that we went to FranceAnd she's like yeah, and she says,
but you didn't like any of myphotos. See this one was pretty
cute, isn't my kids in brets? But she didn't like it? What
movie is this? It's the latestVacation. I know not a lot of

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people liked it, but it wasthe one with Christina Applegate. And this
is a whole other sub kind ofbut it just makes me laugh because it's
like, you went on vacation ofFrance. Who cares? Who likes your
photos? Right? You know?She does? God? Have had that
happen somebody? Well, I'll putit on Facebook. You see it on
Facebook? I know, because ifyou didn't put it on Facebook, it

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didn't happen. It actually happened.Did you eat breakfast if you didn't take
a picture of it? Did yougo to bres Hey? That's a personal
attack. Sorry, no it's not. It's You're not that bad. You
half bad? Forty four we'll checkwhat's trending here in a little bit.
What do you have? Tom Cruisemay have a new girlfriend, could be
a power couple. Hey, yeah, she's famous. Too. Talk about

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that coming up at six fifty withWhat's Trending, It's Star one on one
three, Ed Sheer and Bad Habitsat one one three Good Morning about what's
trending, what's happening in entertainment news, the biggest stories of the day,
and everything people are talking about todayin the day. So I haven't heard

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Tom Cruise dating anybody in a hotminute, but I feel like he works
so much he doesn't have a lotof time for dating. He also feels
like the guy that you only figureout he's dating somebody when he wants you
to know. Yeah, I believethat, you know what I mean.
Yeah, you probably have to signlike a non disclosure total total NDA.
Yeah. And then he's got likesecret passages into his house underground from the

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local McDonald's, you know, orsomething. Well, now we're thinking he
and Shakira our new couple. Sundayat the Formula one Grand Prix race in
Miami, the two were escorted bysecurity to a private hospitality suite and also
one of the singer's sons was There'sson was there. So when you introduce

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your son to somebody, that's abig deal. It's a little serious at
that point, doesn't it. Ithink so q couple though they're super cute.
Michael Keaton is in the mood totake us all back in time.
Not only is he reviving his turnas Batman in the new DC movie The
Flash the Summer, he's reteaming withTim Burton for the sequel It's a Beetlejuice.

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I like him as an actor Abit. I do too, a
bit. So it's gonna hit theaterSeptember twenty twenty four, and it's also
going to have Wednesday Breakout Jenny Ortega. It's going to come out Labor Day
weekend. Production begins filming today inenglandsh Darnett. What was the movie?
He won that Oscar for the Birdthe Bird one, the Birdman? What
was it called Bird Prey? It'sreally good? Well, what was interesting?

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It was all filmed in one shot. All the scenes were filmed.
My favorite part about it. Yeah, legendary actor Robert de Niro might be
approaching eighty, but he's still gotsome swagger that right. He confirmed the
birth of another child. He hasanother child. This makes baby number seven
with an Oscar winner. He recentlycorrected a reporter who called him a father

(19:10):
of six, by responding that hejust had a baby, and they did
see him out with his girlfriend.Her name's Tiffany Chen and she had a
baby bump, and they were firstseen together in twenty twenty one, but
some speculate they've been together since,co starring in twenty fifteen. Is the
intern good for them? Also,the Michael Keaton movie is called Birdman,
or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance.Right, very good. Movie is great.

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You can still have a baby ateighty. You can't pick him up.
How do you know it's Robert deNiro DeNiro? I know, DeNiro
does what he DeNiro wants. Iknow. Let's see locally, Day five
of the teacher strike in Oakland.Teachers demanding better pay, more resources for
students, and better working environments.District officials hoping that a deal can be

(19:53):
reached before they have to call theschool year altogether. Students currently being supervised
by administrators, office staff, Lunchstill being served. Both sides continue to
stand firm in their views, teacherssaying the district is bargaining in bad faith,
and the district is saying it hasgiven a good offer. This is
a lose, lose loose for everybodyI know as somebody who's on a school
board, like for the first timein my life because both my parents Republic

(20:15):
school teachers. I see both sides. Yeah, Like on one side,
I want teachers to make a milliondollars each, like I'm very clear on
that. Yeah, But also we'redoing budgets right now and it's got to
be realistic. So like, Idon't know, man, this is this
is a tough one. I've saidit before and I've said it again.
Whenever there's a penalty in any sortof major sport, NBA, NFL,

(20:40):
those penalty fees should go to teachers. That's a great idea. If anyone
has to pay any sort of fine, it should go to teachers. And
whatever town you're in, we'll keepyou posting on that. Speaking of the
sports, will take you to thesports desk. Game five of the warriors
A series against the Lakers is tonightat Chase Center. This is if we

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lose the game, our season's overbecause we're down three to one at this
point. Right there's a group ofguys that can pull it off. I
believe it to be this one,So we'll see what happens. Tip off
on the game seven o'clock tonight,Go Dubs taking it to baseball. You're
San Francisco Giants beat Washington yesterday fourto one. Game three of this series

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is this afternoon. Corey and Iwill be at Oracle Park hanging out.
Say hi if you see us.Seats are field Club thirteen, Row H
seats four and five. I wouldlove to hug it out. Yeah,
you would get in there. Firstpitch on that game twelve forty five.
This afternoon, Let's go Giants.The A's dropped another game to the Yankees,
ten to five. Game three ofthat series is in the Bronx today.

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Local time on that first pitch iseleven thirty five. Let's go eight.
Catch what's trending every weekday morning onthe fifties. That's at six fifty
seven fifty eight fifty AM. Andconnect now with the Marcus and Corey socials
and blogs. That's a com drippingup on seven o clock. A couple
of things going on. We aregoing to have second date update at seven

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o five and then seven thirty fivewe kick off Live Nation Concert Week today.
Twenty five dollars all in tickets atLive Nation dot com slash concert week.
That's easy. It'll be your choiceMatchbox, fall Out Boy or Pentatonics
for you to win. Coming upvariety from the two thousands, the nineties,
and today it's Star one on onethree, It's Marcus and Corey and

(22:25):
it's everybody's favorite band. Second dateaupdate our dating segment. That's where we
try to get you a second date. You go on a first one,
you think it was incredible, andyet you don't hear from the other person.
We try to find out why.Second Morning to Neil, Neil,
good morning, Hey, good morningguys. So very strange from your email.
I'm seeing you met Lacy and kindof an old school kind of way.

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Tell us about how you met,and then let's get into how the
first date went. Basically, wewere introduced by mutual friends at a happy
hour situation common. It was oneof those things where, you know,
my friends and I got together afterwork in San Jose and one day she
just happened to be there. Westarted chatting, and you know, it

(23:07):
was obviously a lot of chemistry betweenus. We really had a great time.
We were laughing the whole time,and I stepped up and asked her
for a phone number, and wemade plans to go out on a date,
a nice, little proper date.And the date was super old school
like like we were just talking aboutand you know, she even agreed to
have me pick her up and everything. It was nice. And we went

(23:29):
to my favorite Mexican place downtown andwe had a great time. Again.
You know, we laughed a lot, We had a few margart readers,
we ate and we just cracked upthe whole time we were there. Okay,
and I took her home after that, and that was it. You
know, we just finished the dateon that I drove her home. I
was a complete gentleman, and Ijust haven't gotten any call whatsoever our check

(23:52):
since we went out there. Kidswere a hug mostly just uh well you
know, we just we hugged inthe car, no kiss, and then
she got out and that was it. Huh. Okay, Well, you've
been listening to the show long enough, you know how we do. So
we'll have you on the line andthen we will we'll call her and see

(24:14):
how she thought the date went.Hopefully, fingers crossed, we can get
you a second date, okay,hopefully. All right, then we're gonna
play a song and then we willcall Lacy. It's second date update,
Star one on one three. Morevariety from the two thousands, the nineties,
and today it's Star one on onethree. It's Marcus and Corey.
We're in the middle of a seconddate update. Neil is on the phone.

(24:34):
Well, South Bay romance. Soyou met Lacey at a happy hour
downtown? Is that right? Thisis San Jose yep, okay, so
in real life, yeah, thatnever happens. And then asked her for
her number. I r l aswell, nice gangster so and then Mexican
food, Like, how does thisgo wrong? It sounds like the perfect

(24:56):
date to me, but I alwaysfeel like they're leaving something out. Who
gets sad eating a taco? Nobody? I mean you put the fun and
fun dido ridiculous, Okay, butthen so you you picked her up,
then you drove her home. Allthis whole thing is just very very old
school. It's like back in theday. It's like almost like pre internet

(25:18):
anyway, very cool, right,but then since the date, like it's
a full ghost right, nothing?Nothing? Okay? Well, I have
no idea why let's call her her, Let's call her figure it out.
Mute your phone. Here we go. Hello, I may speak with Lazy

(25:41):
please? Yeah, doesn't sir hLazy. It's Marcus and Corey from Star
War one three. It's up,Lacy. What are you? Oh my
gosh, what's going on? Thisis so much better than when we first
started the show and everybody like,I'm sorry, who we do? No?

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Lie, we do? But doyou listen? Lacy? Oh I
do? I love you guys?You listen to second eight update? By
chance? Oh? Yes? Right? Oh? Just what do you have
a sec to talk to us abouta date? Oh? Yeah, that's
why I'm Yeah. Any idea whomight be on the phone listening? Oh,

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I have a good guess? Okay, yeah? Is it Neil?
Yes? Hey? Neil? Yes? Okay, okay, So I mean
we're all here, are you?I am good? Neil? Hey?
So Neil would love a second date. He's feeling ghosted. Do you want

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it? Well? You want totalk about the date? Yeah? I
have to say. I mean itwas good. It was good. We
had chemistry, did our thing anddinner was a lot of fun. Um.
That was all good, but uhuh, something something went on on
the car ride home that was alittle weird. Okay, And yeah,

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So I had too many pens arespicy, you know, just crazy peppers,
and I my nose was running likecrazy and I needed to blow it.
And while it was in his car, and he just told me to
check the glove box. And soI was looking for like a napkin,
a kleenex, whatever, and um, I found a bottle of viagra and

(27:36):
his glove box. Where where didyou find this? Who does that?
Um, there's a big bottle ofviagra like ride in his glove box.
Did you did you happen to bringthis to his attention in the moment?
Or why would you keep that there? Neil, it's just act. You

(28:00):
know, it happens, it isin there. I do keep it in
there, you know, you justyou just never know if you're gonna be
on a date and it happens togo extra well, and you know,
I just have them as a precautionarything. It's you know, it's not
a big deal. I just,you know, I just want to be
ready if there's a situation that callsfor me to be ready. I mean,

(28:22):
meal is basically a boy scount onthe first Or do you always keep
them in there? Don't let they'renot in there all the time. I
mostly just kind of put them inthere if I'm gonna have a date,
you know, I just have themin case I need them. You know,
sometimes nerves said you could use alittle extra help. The visual on

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this is balkers. I mean that'sa lot, right, I Mean all
I could think of is like,what kind of person does this? You
know, It's just its still atall. I just neednytimes it might need
it. He's basically I just mightneed it. I can't imagine asking for
a tissue and then being like,oh, it's right next to the viagrate.

(29:06):
I mean yeah, I'm just like, it's it groundhowk day does he
take someone to the same Mexican restaurantthey have the same stuff and then they
I just like, I'm like,how many times is this happening in the
week? I don't know, it'sjust a lot, So like what,
um so a second date or no? This is It's just no judgment,

(29:27):
but I just I think it's alot. It's a boy scout. Oh
my god, no, sure,no, nice guy, but but sorry,
just a little too much. Point. You're going to appreciate these pills,
you know that. Wow, okay, doubling down their friends hard path

(29:48):
Yeah, okay, Wow, thatwas just uncomfortable. That was awkward.
Yeah. Most of these are SecondDate Update seven or five weekday mornings replays
at nine oh five, and it'sgot a podcast, of course, you
could listen to them all on theiHeartRadio app. Go look for Marcus and
Corey Second Date Update. More varietyfrom the two thousands, the nineties,

(30:08):
and today it's Star one one three, It's Marcus and Corey seven twenty two
Wednesday, Good Morning, so Yesterdaylife moment. Yeah. So, my
dad's memorial is coming up in acouple of weeks, and my dad passed
in November, and I decided Iwanted to do some kind of tribute.

(30:30):
And the one thing that my dadused to do at funerals because he was
an organist, extremely Catholic in theseminary for twelve years, was anytime somebody
passed away, he would get shouldertapped to sing Ave Maria. And he's
a good singer, he's a greatsinger. He's a better singer than I
will ever be. But I thoughtto myself, you know what, what

(30:52):
better way to honor the old manthan is sing ave Maria at his funeral.
Yeah, which I've never done.You seem very uncomfortable right now.
I'm not gonna lie. You've leftthe room a few times. You have
asked me not to look at you. Well, it's tough to talk about,
but okay. So so I'm tryingto practice, and so every day
I have the sheet music. Theorganist and I have gotten together a couple

(31:15):
of times, but every day I'vegot to practice somewhere. So I've been
practicing, a practicing at the housewhen the girls are gone, and I'm
gonna sing it in Latin, right, Okay, that's the other kind of
curveball. As the old man spokeLatin and h well, that's legit.
I met with the organist and I'mlike, be honest, am I any
good? And she goes, notbad. Oh, and then I go

(31:37):
she goes, just come down tothe church and practice whenever you want.
That's nice. And I was like, what, I go, what aren't
people like here? You know?Because like during the day, I don't
know, I listened Catholic snow duringthe day. During the week, there's
no Mass, but there are randompeople that come in to sit and reflect
and pray. Yeah, And shebasically said, come down whenever you want
and just start belting out right here, just like people praying. And I

(32:01):
was like, what really? SoI did it yesterday. Yeah. I
went down to the old our Ladyof the Pillar there in Half Moon Bay.
And I am not Catholic. Ihaven't been Catholic for a long time,
but again, my father very Catholic. Now, the funny part is
how much are you gonna preface thisbefore you just do it? Just hold
on. The funny part is,no, these guys want me to sing

(32:22):
off a Maria right now? Doit? Just hold on. Let me
just preface this by saying, Iget down to the church and I realize
I'm in the car. What shirtwas I wearing yesterday? You're act I
was wearing an ACDC concert T shirtwhere the lead singer has horns coming out
of his head and it says Highwayto Hell on the back of the T
shirt. I can't go into thechurch like this, that's unnecessarily disrespectful.

(32:44):
Thank god, I had my gymbag, so I slap on my gym
shirt and I walk into the churchlike I'm Andrea Bocelli. There's four old
people at least eighty sitting there thinking, praying, and I'm like, I'm
going to disrupt all of this rightnow. But I just sauntered up there
and I went, you ready,are we doing this? You guys really

(33:06):
okay? The microphone? So please, I know there's small children and dogs
listening and stuff. Hang on,Oh mighty hya plane, mighty Gratia PLANEA

(33:38):
mighty gratti up plan. Oh dome now do me new finity? That

(34:00):
we moviiy boom it beeny col finity? Whose fruit? Who's fruit? Who's
been three? Been three? Ohmdy. I won't do the second first,

(34:38):
I'll spare you. Thank you.Um No, it wasn't bad at all.
I just I was imagining somebody likegetting in their car in the middle
of that, going what happened tostar Win one three? Here's the best
part. So I knock out bothI knock out both verses Ava Maria,
the whole thing, and then Iturn around and the church has cleared out.

(35:00):
Oh maybe they wanted to give youyour privacy. I don't know.
I don't know, but concert over, I am not Andrea Bocelli. If
you speak lad and I apologize,I probably butchered them. Well, you
did a good job. You dida good job. So the question is
in the moment during the funeral,am I going to be able to keep
it together and sing that song atthe same time? Are you gonna do
it? Acapeller? You're gonna havemusic, We'll have music. I have

(35:21):
an organist, so I think that'llhelp. I hope. So, dude,
just in your confidence of not beingalone, you know what I mean.
Yeah, we'll see what happens allout there. He left it all
in the field. I hope theold man is proud. I hope he's
not shaking his head right now,like, why did you do that?
On the radio? Jason and Coreymade me do it? You know what.
I'm not going to take responsibility,but I will say. What's funny

(35:45):
is like on Monday we went tolocal tap and had lunch and like,
walking back, I couldn't make himstop singing it. He's like belting it
out in the streets, and I'mlike, why can't you do it in
the streets. You can't do ithere noon, not seven twenty eight in
the morning, speaking of which wehave to go to break but we have
what's trending coming up in a coupleof minutes. What do you have You're
not gonna believe. What's seven?Nine year old? Just had a baby.

(36:06):
Yeah, he's famous, Yeah,populating the earth. We'll talk about
it at seven fifty. Hang on, it's the latest from Pink that's called
trust Fall Star one on one three. Good morning. It's time for good
news with Marcus and Corey. Sometimesall you need is one a good thought
to make it a great day.So let's do this. It's good as

(36:27):
news on Star one. All right, good news is hour brought to you
by Shriven Company, Luxury time Pieces, fine designers and Flawless Diamonds. Here's
Corey with some good news. Gota story about a dog. Hey who
knew police in western North Carolina actedas fur babysitters recently taking care of a
dog after its owner was in acar accident. So it's Sergeant Joff Hayes.

(36:51):
It's Jeff. But whenever I seeGeoff, I want to say Jeff
Jeff Hayes with the Boon Police Department. That's frowns off, he off.
He took care of Ali, who'sa poodle mix. Alie's owner, Jackie,
had to be taking the hospital afterthe accident, but she was worried
who was going to look after herpet, So the deputies brought the dog
to the police station so she couldrest, and then the entire staff basically

(37:13):
took turns taking care of Ali.She praised the officers, saying he went
above and beyond by taking care ofher FURBI yeah, that's so nice.
That's one of the things you thinkabout, Like my husband and I think
about, who's what would happen toour dogs if something happened to you.
Yeah, like if we weren't ableto get home and take care of them,
I would say, send them tome. But that's a lot of

(37:36):
that's a lot of fur in Ohmy gosh. You should have seen the
videos Jeff was sending me of Ryland. Don't you have the world's largest quirky
So that's Stuart. Yes, Stuartis a potato, a giant, giant
spot. And then there's Loki,who is legit one hundred pound German shepherd.
It's a lot of fur. That'sa lot of fur in one place.
Yeah, and Ryland the corky puppyriding them both around. Yeah,

(38:01):
she just she's so long. Shejust jumps on top of him. But
one time I was walking with Stuartand this little girl goes quirky and I
was like, oh, he's sofat, And I was like, he's
not fat. It's power. That'snot fat, that's power. Quoting the
Jeff again, we're doing good newsright now. My good news is something
that could happen to any of usand would be my worst nightmare. This

(38:22):
is the story of a second grader, eighth an eight year old who got
lost on a camping trip straight days. Oh my god, my daughter's eighth
That's why this touches me. Thisis in a Porcupine Mountain Wilderness State Park
in Michigan, the Upper Peninsula theup. I just learned about this area

(38:43):
on a Gordon Ramsay show, Avery remote He was gathering firewood and ended
up about two miles from the familycamp site. Oh no, at eight
years old. He sheltered in placeunder a log, smart like a champ
and they found them like they broughteverybody out. They brought Land Air Water
Rescue. I think Tom ley LeeJones was involved, not sure, but

(39:07):
anyway, they found Nante and everything'shappy. Two days later, but boy,
that would have been scary, veryscary z eight years old. Gee,
I know. Anyway, we're gonnacheck what's trending. Coming up?
What do you have? Tom Cruisehas a new girlfriend, we think,
yeah, yeah, and she's famoustoo. YEA tell y'all about that.
Coming up at a seven fifty Starone on one three with Kelly Clarkson,

(39:30):
Miley, Cyrus and Flowers Star oneon one three, it's Marcus and Corey.
Before we get to what's trending,we have to congratulate our winner.
That would be Debbie in San Jose. So Debbie is in the car with
her boys, Liam and Leo.Yeah, Debbie's got a car load.
Debbie, two boys, three tickets. What happens now? I'm sorry?
No? Two yeah, two boys, two tickets. Oh, you gotta

(39:50):
make a hard decision. We'll seeanyway. Congratulations, Love you guys for
listening. I'll hail the carpool moretickets tomorrow morning at seven thirt five,
be listening about what's trending on Starone one three. What's happening in entertainment
news, the biggest stories of theday, and everything people are talking about

(40:12):
today in the Bay Joining is broughtto you by Cash Creek Casino Resort enjoy
world class gaming, nightlife, andlive entertainment. Tom Cruise and Shakira that
might be the new power couple.They were seen hanging out together Sunday at
the Formula one Grand Prix race inMiami. The two were escorted by security
to a private hospitality suite and shehad one of her sons with her.

(40:35):
So, I feel like when youintroduced your kid to somebody that's kind of
serious. You know what I loveabout this is they're both fun size.
That's slightly rude. I get it. But Tom Cruise is famously five seven.
Shakira is five two. Yeah,she's tiny. I didn't either.
I looked it up. I thoughtshe was. That's true. That's very

(40:57):
Didn't you remember the Super Bowl showher in Jlo? She's tiny? Yeah,
they're perfect together. Michael Keaton mustbe in the mood to take us
all back that they're perfect together becausethey're the same time. Such an idiot,
I'm sorry, I can I go? Yes? Please? Okak you?
So. Not only is Michael Keatonreviving his turn as Batman in the
DC movie The Flash this summer,he is reteaming with Tim Burton to bring

(41:22):
us a sequel of a classic hit. Beetlejuice's gonna get excited about. I
like that guy a lot. He'sa great actor. This is gonna be
so good. So it's gonna hittheaters September twenty twenty four. They're actually
going to start filming today. Andalso in the movie is Jenny Ortega,
who you know as Wednesday. Okay, now, Jason, you're a proponent

(41:43):
of the DC universe. Where doesMichael Keaton fall on the list of bat
Man's Yeah, number one, Okay, I like Jason and I actually agree
on something. Christian Bale second.Yeah, where's George Clooney in this mix?
Oh? No, he owned histurn as Batman, all right.
Val Kilmer. Val Kilmer had thelips, Yeah, yeah he did.

(42:06):
He had good lips for that mask. He really did. He was Okay.
I thought he was a good Ithought he was a good Batman.
But Michael Keaton, he's a greatas the goat. He is the goat.
Speaking of goats, Robert de Niromight be approaching eighty, but he's
still got some swagger. Seventy nineyear old confirmed that he had another child
recently, which makes baby number sevenwhat is going on in Hollywood? What

(42:29):
is this new trend where you tryto reproduce as much as possible. No
disrespect to mister de Niro, Butis he the original Nick Cannon? Yes?
Yeah, Well I don't know.Alec Baldwin's right up there too.
He's got six and wells no sevencounting his first marriage. I don't get
it. I don't get a parentingor they procreating. Yeah, that's the
question. Good. It's a fineline, in't it. So this is

(42:52):
with Tiffany Chen, who he metco starring in the film The Intern in
twenty Fin had to investigate. Yes, all right, Oh it's my turn.
Yeah, I'm thinking about Tom Cruiseand Shakira. I am fun size.
Uh you know what? The otherlass today is uh Mother's Day in

(43:13):
Mexico Guatemala El Salvador celebrating on Maytenth with the traditional song last Magnanitas.
So let you see that is atleast if you're celebrating today here in the
States, Mother's Day on Sunday.That's this Sunday. I don't know who
needs to hear that, but Ihope you got a plan. Yes,
what my mother in law's getting what'sup Nike? She didn't even care of

(43:34):
Nike's shoes. Corey's husband works atNike. I would milk that till the
day is long forever. Yeah hereforever. Do your friends and family members
go, oh more Nike? Thanks? Or they actually like it? They
like it. My sister is theonly one who's like I like Lulu Lemon.
We famously talked about the fact thatthat Corey gave her sister Nike for

(43:57):
years, like what like a decadebecause he's only worked there for over five
years, Okay, and she nevertold her she didn't like it. She
would just quietly put it in abox and donate it. Give it away
the tags still on it. Don'tworry. They finally had to come to
Jesus meeting. Yeah, day fiveof the teacher strike in Oakland. Teachers
are demanding better pay, more resourcesfor students, and better working environ It's

(44:20):
including housing for their unhoused students.The officials hoping that a deal can be
reached before they have to call offthe school year altogether. Because the year
the end of the years coming inhot. Students are still being supervised.
This is by administrators and office staff. Lunch still being served, both sides
continuing to stand firm. Teachers sayingthe district is bargaining in bad faith.

(44:43):
The district's saying it's got a goodoffer on the table. Everybody's losing right
now, the kids, the parents, the teachers. I mean, dude,
I've lived this so many times withmy mom being a public school teacher
and my dad at the same time. And I kind of, you know,
now, being on a school board, I see both sides. I
get it. I you know,I think it's very clear in this room.
We want teachers to make a milliondollars apiece, and you deserve it,

(45:05):
you know what I mean. Where'sthat budget coming from? That's that's
the big question. It's so it'sdifficult at any rate. Well, I
hope they figure out some sort ofresolution so we can get back to learning.
Take it to the sports desk realquick. San Francisco Giants beating Washington
yesterday four to one at Oracle Park. Game three of the series is this
afternoon. Corey and I will bethere. I will be stopping by the
team store because I don't have anyswag. As I say, you're not

(45:25):
wearing anything. I forgot about everythingtoday forgot Jason's birthday gift. I forgot.
We're going to the game. Look, I even got my shoes on.
So let's see. Our tickets areField Club thirteen, Row AH,
Seats four and five. Come sayhi if you like us, Yeah,
if you don't keep to yourself,you don't like please don't throw any peanuts

(45:46):
at me or beer. First pitchon that game this afternoon in twelve forty
five, let's go Giants. TheA's dropping another one of the Yankees ten
to five, Game three of thatseries in the Bronx today local time on
that first pitch eleven thirty five,let's go A's. And then, more
importantly, Game five of the Warriorsseries against the Lakers is two night at
Chase Center. Dude, the Dubsneed us right now. If we lose
this game, season over. Soso we got a Giant's game and correct

(46:10):
the playoff game. It's gonna becrazy of mahood tonight, Markers tip off
at seven o'clock on the Dubs game. Let's go dub Catch what's trending every
weekday morning on the fifties. That'sat six fifty seven fifty eight fifty AM
and connect now with the Marcus andCorey socials and blogs. That's at com.

(46:32):
If you're ready to win our triviagame. If today is the day,
then call us eight hundred, eighthundred one to one three. I'm
gonna get you four tickets to UniversalStudios, Hollywood to experience that brand new
Super Nintendo World now open. Getready for a new way to play,
and again, line up a coupleof callers and we'll play at eight oh
five. That's next Star one onone three, taking it back to the

(46:53):
nineties with Faith Hill and this kissGood morning, more variety from the two
thousands, the ninety and today it'sStar one on one three. It's Marcus
Acoya. It's time to play ourtrivia game, the world famous. What
you know about that? We've gotfour tickets to Universal Studios Hollywood to experience
the new Super Nintendo World now open. Get ready for a new way to
play? Say what's up to talk? Contestants. Donna is in San Francisco.

(47:15):
Good morning, Donna, Good morning. Let's go to Pleasanton. Meet
your opponent. Eva is on thephone. I okay you guys, games
super simple. Five trivia questions,fifty seconds to answer them all. Each
person will be asked separately. Whoevergets the most right answers wins. If
you don't know an answer, youcan yell out pass. We'll come back
to the question if we have time. So let's put an avon Holding Pleasanton.

(47:37):
We'll start with Donna in San Francisco. Tyler Durden is a character from
which nineteen ninety nine movie Yes,Marshall Mathers is the real name for which
rapper eminent. Liberty Island is thelocation of which US tourist attraction the past?

(48:01):
What is the capital of Hawaii?And in which continent would you find
the Amazon River? Let's go backto when you passed on. Tyler Durden
is a character from which nineteen ninetynine movie Path and the other one is

(48:22):
Liberty Island is the location of whichUS tourist attraction. I heard feating.
Oh, Donna, we got adeductive point right there. There's no helping.
Okay, I still love you,though I think we had an answer
on everything anymore. Okay, great, hang out one sec. Donna goes
on Hold in San Francisco, andwe pick up Ava in Pleasanton. Tyler

(48:47):
Durden is a character from which nineteenninety nine movie h Marshall Mathers is the
real name of which rapper. PastryIsland is the location of which US tourist
attraction, dot you have Liberty.What is the capital of Hawaii? Honolulu?

(49:09):
In which continent would you find theAmazon River? Africa? Hey,
going back to number one. TylerDirdon is a character from which nineteen ninety
nine movie Path Marshall Mathers is areal name of which rapper I don't know,

(49:37):
Eminem, all right, we're outof time. We're out of time.
All right, Donna comes back inSan Francisco and we see how she
did against Ava and Pleasanton. TylerDirton is a character from which nineteen ninety
nine movie. I was really surprisedthey both passed on this one fight Club.
Marshall Mathers is the real name forwhich rapper. Donna said Eminem.

(49:58):
Ava said, Eminem is a Itis Eminem. Great job, you guys.
Next question, Liberty Island is thelocation of which US tourist attraction.
Donna passed avas at Statue of Liberty. It is Statue of Liberty. Next
question, what is the capital ofHawaii? Donna said Honolulu. Ava said
Honolulu. It is Honolulu. Andfinally, in which continent would you find
the Amazon River? Donna said SouthAmerica. Ava said Africa. It's South

(50:21):
America. We have a tie atthree to three. We have a tie.
Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna askyou both the same questions at the
same time. Everybody's going to beon the line. If you know the
answer, yell at your named buzzin. First person to yell at their name
gets a chance to answer. Ifyou answer correctly, you win instantly.
Otherwise your opponent can answer and steal. Who was the first woman to fly

(50:44):
solo across the Atlantic Ocean? Atfun Ava for the win, Amelia Earhart.
There it is, there you go. Nice. Got the four pack
of tickets for Universal Studios Hollywood,Donna. We also love you're getting that.
Marcus and Cory chip clip right on. Have a great game. Play

(51:05):
it again with us weeksday mornings ateight o five am. What you know
about that on Star one one threemore variety from the two thousands, the
nineties, and today it's Star oneon one three, it's Marcus and Corey
nine to fifty. We just gaveup those tickets for Universal Studios Hollywood.
Yeah, John and San Francisco.John's going to check out the new Super
Nintendo World now open. I lovethis. Get ready for a new way

(51:28):
to play? Oh yeah, yeah, tomorrow morning. What I really wants
to be able to go there andjump up in the air and hit a
block with my head and a coincomes out of Star have a Star come
out? Start done at that,but at that deep boo boo boo boo
all day tomorrow morning, eight ohfive, another chance to win or remember
these are four tickets, so we'retrying to hook up the whole family.

(51:49):
And then nine thirty five. Justset little reminders and we'll get you hooked
up. Letty's on the way nextwith more Star music for your workday.
That's awesome. Corey and I hitit the Giants game today. Oh yeah,
we'll see you at Oracle Park.Uh, let's see. We're sitting
field Club one thirteen, row hseats four and five. Yep, if

(52:09):
you come through for a hug,I'll buy you a beer. He wants
you to get in there verse fivepeople only. Yeah, need a disclaimer.
That's gonna be a good time.Good Giants. We'll see you at
the game and we'll talk to youtomorrow morning Bye
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