Packin It Up

Corey was packing all weekend, but why was her husband not helping, and lying on the couch instead? Plus, the angriest airports in the Bay and beyond, and Marcus almost misses his big song moment at his father's memorial this past weekend.

Episode Transcript

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Or variety from the two thousands thannineties, and today it's Star one on
one three, it's Marcus and Corey. It's six zoo three. Monday morning.
What's happening morning? Just real quick, I want to give you an
update on the accident in Sunny Veil. Yeah, this is a bad crash,
multi car crash, serious injuries,and so one on one south bound
between fair Oaks Avenue and Lawrence Expresswayis closed. Yeah, the whole,

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like the whole freeway right. Yeah, they're getting like six toe trucks out
there. Do we have an estimatedtime for reopening it? No, I
would assume no, not right now. But I'll keep you posted. Thank
you. It's going to mess upthe morning. Yeah, I was your
weekend. Um. You know,it's funny. I had dinner with some
friends this weekend because it was ourlast weekend in Portland, so I'm not

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going to be flying back and forthanymore, right. And they're like,
and I wore jeans that I hadn'tworn since before the pandemic because I couldn't
fit into them. I can fitinto them now, hey. And they're
like, it's the dress I'm wearingI can fit into and I can fit
into now and they're like, youlook really good. I'm like, I
have the best diet. It's calledbuy and sell your house at the same
time, and not be able tokeep any food down. I was just

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thinking that right now. I literallylost ten pounds in this whole process.
Becaus been very barfy. I goton the scale while I was home because
I don't have a scale here,and I was like, hey, barfing
sucks, but I'm thinner, Okay, not healthy. No, it's not
healthy, and I'm not doing iton purpose. I can't. I can't
control it. It's totally stress anddeuced. Sorry. Normally, when I

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have anxiety, I eat everything insight. This is a different, right,
whole different thing. But I youknow, I mean, it sucks,
but it's like I got a wholenew wardrobe. You know what.
You gotta take the w's. Yougotta take the ws with the ls.
You really do. It's terrible.My family was in town over the weekend
for my dad's memorial. How isthat it was? It was pretty spectacular.

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I have to say, we don'tmy family, we don't get a
little. We're those We're that familythat doesn't get together lest somebody dies gets
married. I don't if anybody else's. We have a big family that tends
to be the way it goes.But when we do get together, it's
like you don't miss a beat,if that makes any Yeah, I have
friends like that I won't see foryears and we'll just pick up where we

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left off. And it was.It was interesting because yesterday I actually spent
like five hours in the ear becauseone of my teos actually fell. Is
he okay, he's fine, Buthe's so much like my dad. I
accidentally called him Papa. I'm surehe doesn't mind. No, I'm sure
he doesn't. But like, oh, we ended up at Sequoia in Redwood

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City because you know, he gotthe same as my father, got up
in the middle of the night togo to the bathroom. Unfamiliar Airbnb.
Yeah, but that dude is sotough. He's tough as nails. He
literally took a header into the closetand just punched a hole in the drywall
with his head. Oh, it'sterrible, and he's fine, that's good.

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Like CT scanned the whole thing.My cousin was freaking out and I
was just running him through it.I'm like don't worry. I've done this
a thousand times. Everything's fine.At least you have that kind of expertise.
Yeah, and the doctor was like, yeah, no, no breaks,
no no bleeding, he's just bangedup. Yeah. We put him,
put him in the car and sendhim home. And you know,

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obviously with family somebody else driving.Sure, but gosh, it was just
like my dad was here all overthe game. I don't know if you
heard that, Jason, but myuncle ended up in the er yesterday.
You mentioned it to me when Igot here this morning. Literally put his
head through some drywall and like thedude he laid concrete for like thirty years,
so something that would probably take outa normal human being, he just
kind of got up and check itoff. He shook it off. Anyway,

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Jason, how was your weekend?It was chill more kids, sports,
um the US, and then wewent to this interesting um local market
yesterday. It was the halfway toHalloween fair. So it was all the
key venders right over the bay areasselling their candles and clothing and soap even
in my body. So you haveto understand, this is an entire group

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of people like Jason who can't waitto get Halloween on the calendar. They're
gonna make any excuse you guys.Let's have a festival and we'll call it.
We'll call it halfway to Hallows Eat, No, halfway to I love
Halloween, my favorite. I boughta spooky wallet, a candle and Frankenstein

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bar of soap. What wallet looklike? It's black and it has a
green pumpkin face on it. Ilove it. And it's handmaid you know,
small business. Sure, so Ilike putting my money back into the
community. Is this Alameda on theIsland? Yeah, okay, I want
to go to that. Well,they'll be the official big Halloween one.
Okay, at the beginning of October. Okay, that's called Halloween is here

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correct because the alliteration is important,dude. I love Halloween's always been my
favorite. Yeah, and it wascool. I thought it was going to
be warmer this weekend. It wasa little overcast in my city, but
I think it was warm in someparts of the Bay so it was fogged
in at the coast. But onceI once we moved into Redwood City,
it was like seventy five And Sonny, you know, whether best by government

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test it says on the sign downtownor something like that. Anyway, welcome
back, everyone appreciated. We havetickets for the Salmontoe County Fair Fair season
coming up at seven thirty five.Awhere I can get my face painted.
I told you that was my greatestcrowning dad moment. I won my daughter
the biggest stuffed unicorn possible at thedart throwing balloon game. Yeah. Yeah.

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What's your favorite fair food? Fairfood? Um? An elephant ear?
Okay? Also a pork chop ona stick, an elephant hear?
What is a pork chop on astick? Oh, you've never been to
the Minnesota State Fair. Everything's ona stick. Sounds aggressive? Oh,
it's delicious, and I guess whatthat is. Um, it's a pork
chop on a stick, deep fried, though there's no fry on it.

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I mean it might be there's nocoating, all right. But you don't
know what an elephant ear is.You don't know what an elephant An elephant
ear is a less aggressive version ofa funnel cake. It's thinner, not
as sugary. Why do you wantit thinner and less sugary because the funnel
cakes too much? Elephant ears it'skind of like a flat turrow. This

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sounds delicious, Okay, you knowwhat I like? Then on the cob
my second pool, because dude,when there's something magically they pull it out
of the roaster and then they justdip it in that vat of butter and
then they slap whatever you want ona garlic powder, garlic salt, parmesan,
cheese, turkey, turkey leg leg. Well you're a vegetarian. You

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don't like the turkey leg. Weneed to talk about this later. I
like food, yea, I know, I can't keep it down. What
else do we have? Chelsea Handlercoming town in November at the orpheum NSF.
We have tickets for that coming upwith our trivia game at eight o
five. It's gonna be a bigmorning. We appreciate you having us on.
Have a tremendous morning. Stay withus and we'll be back at Star

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one on one three, Hosier andtake me to church. More variety from
the two thousands, the nineties,and today Star one on one three.
It's Marcus and Corey six twenty backfrom the weekend. Corey spending one last
weekend in Portland to see friends,but more importantly, pack up the house
because the Portland House is no longeryours. Yes, the closing documents are
all done correct, it's not oursanymore. So I got it. I

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text over the weekend. Apparently Corey'shusband in this process, the Jeff almost
died. So I'm packing. He'ssleeping on the couch. But I didn't
realize how serious it was. Somy two male dogs, my German shepherd
and my giant Corgie, got intoit, and Jeff had to separate them.
And while he separated them, Stuartbit him. Oh Stuart's the Corgi.

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Well it's a big corgy. Thishas happened before and it's never been
this serious. But apparently it gotinfect oh god. And so he reached
out to a friend of mine whois a dermatologist, and she sent some
prescriptions in for him. But onSaturday he was like his arm was completely

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red. It looked like a sunburn. It was totally swollen, and he
couldn't keep his eyes open. AndI justn't fun at all. I know,
no, I was scared. SoI was checking him for a fever
on and off because my friend's like, listen, he needs to go to
the er. If there's fever.Because a fever she was worried about MERSA

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yeah, and so um, I'mlike, I don't know what to do
because we're supposed to go to likea friend's house on Saturday. I'm like,
I don't know if we're going tomake it because he's not doing well.
We might be in the ear.Good God, I thought this was
going to be lighthearted. I didn'tknow he actually almost died. And then
Saturday he woke up, So thisactually was Friday. Sorry, this is
Friday. Saturday. He woke upunder difference totally fine, totally fine,

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totally fine. Who it was.It was nuts, but it was touch
and go. It was touch andgo. We almost lost the Jeff and
I just I'm like, don't dothis, dude. We're it's like not
today. We've just had so muchgoing on. I'm like, really,
we gotta do this now. Whyhe really is an action hero? He's

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well, it's funny because we weretalking with we went to dinner with some
friends Saturday night, and we weretalking about how I got COVID and he
didn't and we didn't I didn't evenquarantine, Like we slept in the same
bed and he didn't get COVID,And he's like, you didn't get COVID,
but a dog took you out.Do we need to do a wellness
check on the quirky because what hadyou know when you bite the Jeff?

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Well, we're not yeah, exactly, we're not sure what caused the infection.
He did get in the hot tubafter he got bit, and we're
wondering if that's the hot tub water. I don't know, it's possible,
but for what problems? I gotan infection for my hot tub. I
wonder if this was some sort oflarge scale st half infection or something.

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I don't know, but it scaredme to no end. Yeah, I
just sat there. I was constantlychecking his forehead. But then it was
like Saturday, totally different person.You know what happened that Jeff infected the
infection. That's that's what happens whenJeff, Yeah, he said, I
don't want you in my body,get out. You don't infect me,
I infect you. I'm glad he'sokay. I just want all of this

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to be over clad. I'm sureglad that story didn't take a dark turn.
No, No, I probably wouldn'tbe here. Fair point, fair
point. All right, six twentythree, we'll have what's trending coming up
at six fifty. What do youhave? So they're remaking The Pink Panther
and Eddie Murphy might be the newInspector Clouseau. Okay, classic movie,

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talk about it coming up at sixto fifty. Stay with us, Dean
Lewis, How do I Say Goodbye? Star? One to one three?
It's Marcus and Corey six thirty seven. Pretty solid interview with Dean Lewis.
He added with us on Zoom lastweek, Sweet Guy coming to town in
October at the film War and healso talks about some mystery woman in Denver
who inspired his last album. Yeah, next Girlfriend Action. Make sure you

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check that out. It's on theMarcus and Corey Instagram. All Right,
they just released the ranking of theangriest quote unquote angriest airport in the US.
I get it, I get it. People have no patience in the
airport can be one of the mostfrustrating places. This is literally the airport
you land in. I will bethere in June for the happiest place on

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Earth, Orange County when you goto Disneyland. John Wayne Airport in Orange
County. I've only been there once. I don't remember anything spectacular standing out
about being angry there, but justthe fact that I've been to so many
airports in the last year, Ithink, you know, it's it's frustrating

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because people are dumb. So thereis one Bay Area airport that made the
top ten everest airports in the US. Which one We put it on Facebook
and everybody guess, SFO. Itis not SFO. It is Normanman Atte
Airport s s j O s Jc O s JO. I'm like SFO.

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I will say yes, Jac.Yesterday was kind of a nightmare because
we landed and then we sat onthe tarmac for an hour because somebody left
a bag unattended and terminal two andthey had to shut down the terminal.
Okayn, why do people get dumbat the airport? I don't know.
It's like every time I'm insecurity andI have clear and pre check right,

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every time insecurity I'm behind somebody,Like literally yesterday, I'm insecurity and the
woman goes, did you empty yourpockets? And the guy in front of
me said, oh no, andhe had like his wallet and his phone
and all this stuff in his pockets. I'm like, have you never traveled
before? The rub is even?I get dumb at the airport and the
one The only thing I can thinkof, because I've been that exact guy,

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is that I think you have somuch swimming around your brain, Like
where's my gate? Where's the easiestsecurity entrance? I'm hungry? Do I
have time to grab a coffee?What about snacks or magazines for the ride?
No, you're not. You.I have to actively remind myself to
be focused and pay attention. AllI want you to do is be mindful
when you go through security. Idon't want to turn around and see somebody

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going Could I bring this hot soupthrough it? Like? No, It's
like people don't remember. We can'tbring liquids. We can't bring liquids.
You have to take metal off.You can't have your cell phone in your
pocket. Am I allowed to wearmy shoes? It depends on if your
PreCheck or not. Okay, ifyou're prechecking clear, you don't take you
about my belt? You take yourbelts off if you're If you're going through
regular security, you have to takeyour belt. What's the thing about liquids?

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Again? You can't have anything over. Um. This is actually a
short pop quiz for Corey. Hey, I don't have any liquids. I
know, I know the drill.I get in and get like, I
am ready. As soon as Iget to the airport. I've got whatever
identification I need, I've got myphone for my boarding pass, and I
am through. I even know totake my earrings off because they set the

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alarm off. We're talking about.The Forbes just ranked the angriest airports in
the US. San Jose comes inat number ten. Number one was John
Wayne Airport in Orange County. Andso what they did was they analyzed a
bunch of tweets and the emotions andsaid tweets sadness, joy, love,
anger, fear, surprise. Anotherthing that I love is when people just

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stop in the middle of the walkwayjust because they don't know that's what I'm
saying. They got so much ontheir mind, moved to the side that's
too thought, moved side. Andthen I love it when like there's three
people but they managed to take ofthe entire walkway. How do you do
that? People do this on thestreet and it's really hard for me not
to walk my and say something sharethe street. This is me walking by

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something like the people will stop rightin the middle of the walk. You
walk by, and you go andyou hear me under my breath. You
know what you should do? Youshould really just take up the whole sidewalk.
I did that yesterday, did you? I did. I was like,
no, it'd be nice if youshared the sidewalk. I don't even
do that, and then be fullsarcasm. Everybody's on their phone at the
airport and they're about to run intome, and I just go look up,

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look up, so angriest airport inthe US, John Wayne. I'm
so happy I don't have to doit anymore. No, Corey's done with
the airport, moving officially to thebank. Happiest airport is Indianapolis, and
there is reason why. Well,there is something to be said for those
Midwestern airports that are just big enoughto get you wherever you need to be,

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but not so gigantic that you getswallowed up. Casing point, when
I flew to Kansas City, youcan get off the plane and in your
uber in two minutes. Really literally, the the the air it's right there,
everything is literally right there. Thethe Maui airport is more complicated than

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the Kansas City Airport. And gettingto the airport, Uber drops you off.
Nobody uses it. You're through securityin two minutes. Wow, because
security is right there by the frontdoor. It's nuts. Okay, So
I think that lends itself to it, right. Yeah. Security is probably
the biggest pain in the butt.Yeah. I mean, I'm glad we
have it, sure, but ofcourse it'd be a lot easier if people

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knew how to actually navigate it.People just lose their damn minds. I
think I'm not good. Maybe youshould stay home. I feel Seen sixty
three, we're gonna check what's trendingcoming up? What do you have?
Um, okay, let's see spaceX rocket successfully launched from Florida's Kennedy Space

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Center. All right, yeah,and there's people on it. That and
more coming up at six fifty we'llget you caught up from the weekend.
Here's Fergie Star one on one three, Good Morning, Taylor Star one on
one three. It's Marcus and CoreyMonday Morning. Good morning, talk about
what's trending on, what's happening inentertainment news, the biggest stories of the

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day, and everything People are talkingabout today in the bay. So,
a space X rocket successfully launched fromFlorida's Kennedy Space Center yesterday with a live
and all private crew. There werefour passengers that included three paying passengers on
a Falcon nine rockets. Do weknow what this costs? By chance?
Okay, don't know right now.It's a paying customer. Would you pay

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for this? No? Thanks,Tom Hanks. I don't want to go
to space. If I was infinitelywealthy, had more money than God,
I got a family, maybe afamily, I don't. I don't have
any desire to go to space.I think it's amazing and I love looking
at pictures of it. I don'twant to go. Once in a lifetime
I might do it. They're headedto the International Space Station and the wife

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is listening right now, going ohreally really okay, sounds good. So
this mission is going to make historyas a stem cell researcher becomes a first
woman from Saudi arable to travel tospace. It also marks just the second
all private mission and the first timea female is in command. So it's
former record setting NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson, Okay, is awesome, Yeah,

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so good stuff. Good stuff.A new Pink Panther movie may soon be
coming to a theater near you,and they're talking about Eddie Murphy being Inspector
Clouseau. Now, this franchise beganin nineteen sixty three with Peter Sellers.
I was just gonna say, howold do you have to be to remember

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the Pink Panther movie? So AlanArkin, Roger Moore, and Steve Martin
have all taken over the role.Now Julie Andrews, who is one of
the producers of the upcoming Pink Panther, Her late husband directed and co wrote
the screen pay for screenplay for theoriginal. Okay, because if you're my
age, maybe your age, youremember the cartoon. I remember the cartoon,

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I remember the black and white film. Okay, um, I mean
it's this is old school stuff.This is old school. But I never
saw the Steve Martin one. Ijust kind of read that it was not
good, right, So I neversaw that one. Okay, a California
man has accomplished something that the pandemictried to stop. Randy Williams aka Rambling
Randy traveled to all one hundred ninetythree countries in the world. Williams finally

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got to the Central Asian country ofTurkmenistan last week to complete the record trip.
It took a decade, but theword Turkmenistan. The World Traveler even
squeaked into Syria, which only letone other person in, since covid Syria
is one of those places like quroutinelyon the top five most dangerous places for
Americans. So he went, hewent, all one. How old he

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was? Is stop asking me questions? I don't have the answers too.
I'm sorry. I'm a very curiousindividual. Yes, you are in many
ways. Again, thank you somuch, Thank you so much for the
investigation. I appreciate it. Whatdo I have for you? So,
the newly crowned Guinness World Record titleholder for the world's most expensive ice cream

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costs any guesses? Did you seethe number? No. Six thousand,
six hundred ninety six dollars for asingle scoop? A scoop it features luxurious
ingredients typically found on gourmet restaurant menus. This is in Japan, Okay flavored
with white truffle, partma giano reggiano, and something called sake leese, which
is a traditional Japanese ingredient. Abyproduct of the sake production process. I'm

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okay. Portions of the ice creamare finished with more white truffle, more
cheese, and edible gold leaf.The reason it's so pricey apparently this white
truffle is flown in from Alba,Italy, and it costs fifteen thousand dollars
a pound. Oh god, youget some on your ice cream. And
then it comes with a handcrafted metalspoon made from the same techniques and materials

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used to construct temples and shrines.Where do you get this? This is
in Japan, but they will alsoship on what they call a frozen plane.
So get your credit cards ready.Every one seven grand for the world's
most expensive ice cream. Thanks,We're gonna stay on the expensive food tip.
They just released the list of themost expensive slices of pizza in the

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US. No shock or six ofthe top ten cities are in California.
Shocks face, no weight, notshock face. Portland comes in number one,
but San Jose comes in number two. Most expensive slice. Really.
They also priced out fourteen inch pizzapies on twenty two dollars twenty one dollars
fifty nine cents in San Jose.San Francisco comes in number four on the
list with a two dollars and sixtyeight cents slice and a twenty one dollar

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forty seven cents pie. Tell mewhere I can get a two dollars sixty
eight cents slice in San Francisco?Yeah, no kidding anyone? Where's that?
It doesn't tell you, does it? Nope? Resnos on this list,
while Fresno made a list. Okay, number six, La number eight,
Bakersfield number nine, it's most expensiveslices of pizza in the country.
San Diego number ten. We'll takeyou to the sports desk really quick.

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The a's. Where are we atwith the a's. I thought we weren't
going to do the a's anymore becausethey're leaving. You guys just want me
to still talk about the a's.Can I ask a serious question? I'm
not trolling. No, they're leaving. I'm so mad at them, you
know, I don't want to talkabout them. Well, they lost to
the Athletics, and I'm sorry theylost to the Astros at dropping all three
games in Houston. Rates They're inSeattle today, first pitch at six forty

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against the Mariners. Okay, movingon those Higantes the Giants beat the Marlins
seven to five. Now that Ican get behind winning that series, they
are now headed to Minneapolis to takeon the Twins. The first pitch on
that game is four forty local time. Let's go Giant. Catch what's trending

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every weekday morning on the fifties.That's at six fifty, seven fifty and
eight fifty am. And connect nowwith the Marcus and Corey socials and blogs.
That's at dot com. Very busyseven o'clock hour. We're gonna get
you tickets for the Sam Mateo KennyFair got a four pack coming up at
seven thirty five. Before that,though, at seven oh five, we'll
get you into second Date updates.Stay with us well variety from the two

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thousands, the nineties, and todayit's Star one, one three. It's
Marcus and Corey time once again forsecond Date Update. We're here for you
in the trials and tribulations of dating, and we want to help you get
a second date. And we arepaid professionals at this and very good at
it. Debatable. Sure, let'ssay good morning to Andrea. Hello,
Hi, good morning. Hi.So uh okay, we're gonna try to

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get Andrea a second date with aguy by the name of Gill. So,
why don't you start by telling ushow you guys met, and then
let's run through the first date.Yeah, so at online we had been
like lurting on Tinder, you know, and then we sort of took it
offline, and then after a coupleof weeks we um decided to meet up
and go on a date. Um. Yeah, and like it was it

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was great. It was like Iwas really relieved that he was like a
relatively normal guy, Like he wasa great conversationalist, he was chatty,
he like opened doors for me.Um, it was super casual. We
had we got some beers and someapps in dog Patch and you know,
it was just cool. I'm I'mI was just working on an office and

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I'm a yoga teacher and he's justlike a regular guy too. And I
just thought we really hit it offand I really want to see him again.
But I just haven't heard from him. He's like totally ghosted me.
I really thought we had a greatdate, like he would be perfect.
I really want to sorry. Ijust I'm really kind of nervous because I
want to know what happened. Youknow, let's just let's address the eight

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hundred pound gorilla in the room.Online dating sucks. Yeah, yeah,
that's the true. You know,you meet somebody who is and I quote
relatively normal. I feel like that'show somebody would describe me if I was
on a dating side. He's relativelynormal. Um No, I don't know.
Let's not talk about you. Let'stalk about Andrea. Let's get back

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over here. Okay, Andrea,let's see what we can find out.
We're gonna have you on the line, but we're gonna have you mute so
he can't hear you, and we'regonna call Gil and see what he thought
of the date. Okay, Okay, you got it. Hang on the
line. We'll play a song.We'll do it next. It's a second
Date Update Star one on one threevariety from the two thousands, the nineties,
and today Star one on one three. It's Marcus and Corey. We're

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doing second Date Update. We've beenchatting with Andrea. She and Gil went
on a date and they were inthe dog patch. It's getting beers,
very casual, which I like.I like that on a first date.
I do respect to lady Andrea.The drinks beer, I don't know.
I'm just something there's something about her. Anyway, you said it went well,
Andrea, Yeah, I thought itwent really well. Okay, but
full ghost sense, which sucks.Let's do this. Yeah, go ahead

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and mute your phone. Let's giveGill call and see how we thought the
date went. Here we go hanghim? Is a good Gill? Please?
Yeah? This is a skill.Hi Gil, It's Marcus and Corey
from Star one one three? Ohhey, Hey, what's up. How's

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it going? How's it going?Do they win money? Wouldn't that be
nice? Number one question? Ineed to win money. Actually, we
do a radio show in the BayArea and there's this little segment we do
called second Date Update, and wetalked to somebody about a date they went
on, and we were wondering ifyou would talked to us about a date
you went on. Do you havea second and is it okay to put

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you on the air? Yeah?Yeah, yeah, for sure. I've
never heard it, so but yeah, that's so great with me. Okay,
So what can you tell us aboutyour date with Andrea? I ask
because she would love to go outwith you again and she's feeling ghosted,
So what can you tell us?About this. Oh I see, Um,

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okay, I'm just gonna be veryhonest. She stinks. You mean
she's a bad person. No,No, she was really nice. Definitely
got along, but she like,like, I don't know, I don't
know, there's too much to say, but I feel bad. But she
like literally to me, kind ofstunk like she smells. Her hair was
greasy. Yeah, she smelled.Yeah, it was kind of gross,

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like her hair was kind of greasyin my opinion. Um, I don't
know, it just kind of theoverall um general body odor, you know.
Okay, So I just couldn't.I don't know, that's just me.
I didn't. I didn't like that. She was cool though. All
right, I'm gonna stop you.So Andrea is on the phone right now.

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Andrea, Hey, so it's prettyblunt. Um, we do have
some clarity here. Um yeah,I I kind of what I'm hearing right
now, like that is completely untrue. I absolutely do not smell. I

(28:15):
do not. I like, Idon't know what else to say right now.
I mean, I didn't mean madeout loud, but it's just well,
like, what do you I literallywashed my hair. I washed my
hair once a week, and Iliterally walk. You know, your I
shower every other day. You're notsupposed to shower every day. That's really
about your skin, so you know, I mean there might be some oils
like that they would strip out ofyour hair. So I don't do that,

(28:37):
like I don't want to give myself. But I also like I don't,
oh, like I don't, Idon't. Yeah, I mean that's
cool, totally like you should doyou. I think that's fine, And
I'm not trying to be just mentalreally, I just I also think there's
something. Isn't that showering enough?And I'm not again, so that's totally's
huge for me. I I didn'tstart. I didn't even want to talk
about it. I didn't think thiswas going to happen. But here I

(28:57):
am. Um, you know,I just I just didn't want to do
another date because of that, because, um, to me it, I
didn't like it. So people you'rereally sensitive to smell, you know,
like I'll smell stuff my husband doesn'tsmell. Like, for example, Corey
just puts perfume on in the studioand I'm dying. I'm sorry. I

(29:19):
didn't think I put that much on. I forgot to put it on.
So I put it on now andand it is quite strong. I apologize.
I'm sorry. Okay, well,what do we do here? I'm
lost. I think I do notwell, I do not sell. I
just want everyone to know that Ido not sell. Okay, yeah,
to each his own, you know, all right? Hang on YouTube?

(29:41):
Oh my god, all right,hang on YouTube? Hang on? Wow?
Uh okay, I mean know whereto unpack that one? Well,
you know, see each his own. This is the self awareness file.
Maybe I don't know anyway. SecondDate Update seven h five. Weekday Mornings
replays it nine o five. Ifyou know about the podcast, it's on
the iHeart radio app. It's calledMarcus and Corey Second Date Update. More

(30:04):
variety from the two thousands, thenineties, and today star one on one
three. It's Marcus and Corey.Six twenty two, Monday Morning. Back
from the weekend. My weekend pickof course. My family in town from
all over the place, from Mexico, a lot of people from La a
lot of people from Seattle to celebratemy dad. His memorial was on Friday,

(30:25):
popped off like it was supposed to. Mariachi's Taco Taco guy came through.
That's great. It's like street tacos. Yeah, you know, like
just a taketo just came through andmade tacos and got tons of compliments.
We had, like I said,Mariachi's we had tequila. We have I'm
never drinking again. I don't believeyou at all. I don't believe you.

(30:45):
And one of the things that Iwas gonna do for my dad was
to sing this song, very veryclassic Ave and Maria, because your dad
would sing that when somebody would passaway. My father would always play the
organ in the church and seeing AvaMaria, and he did it at a
high level. We're talking like AndreaBocelli or in his case like Pavarotti,

(31:06):
like heavy vibrato, you know,very urchy singing, right, And so
did you do it that way?I did when I practiced for like two
months, probably sung it a fewhundred times in the car. And I
was going to do it right inthe middle of mass there and I almost
missed it. How do you almostmiss it? So the Mass is going

(31:32):
on there at the Catholic Church inHalfman Bay, and my throat's starting to
get tight as the moment is coming, and I'm starting to get a little
just nervousness. I still get nervous. My whole family's there. Yeah,
that's a lot. And I've gotsome warm water that I'm sipping on just
to keep my throat loose. Andjudge me if you want. But like

(31:52):
I had a little flask of bourbonjust to to keep my throat loose as
well. I don't think that wasto keep your throat or something my nerves
down. You lose. So rightbefore I was supposed to go on like
a song before I have to goto the bathroom. Such a moment.
Something my dad would do too,by the way, So you I remember

(32:15):
the organist saying, look, wegot two verses in this song and then
we'll be done, and then it'syour turn. So I hustled, hustled
out the back door, went tothe men's took another pull on the bourbon
on the way back. You couldn'thold it, and the bourbon's probably not
helping. As I'm getting back intothe church, I hear the organist and
anybody that does like singing nose,you know, the notes when they're trying

(32:37):
to kind of elongate it and stretchfor time because somebody's not there that's supposed
to be there, and that personwas me. Yeah, And apparently in
that moment, the organist turned tomy wife and said, where did he
go? Yeah, and my wifejust shrugged her shoulders and went, I
don't know. And the organist doesn'tknow me well enough to know whether I
panicked and bowed out or if Ijust went to the restroom, so he

(33:00):
would have moved on. Last threenotes are hitting and I'm just not running,
but I'm walking quickly up the aisle. Yeah, And she looks at
me and she goes, are youready? And I said, yeah,
got to my spot started it.About a quarter of the people knew it
was happening because I'd mentioned it thenight before, but most of my teas
my aunt didn't know. And itwas really hard because obviously emotionally it was

(33:25):
from my father. Yeah, butthere wasn't a dry eye in the place.
I could actually hear my aunt's crying. Oh, and I just I'm
holding it together. I don't knowwhat you know about singing, but it's
really hard to do that, andwhen you're starting to well up, yeah,
yeah, so I'm like concentrating onanything else and I only sort of

(33:46):
finally lost it on the final notes. Yeah, and then I I finished,
took a deep breath, I walkedback to my seat, and I
just right there just crumble and juststarted bawling. I'm not surprised, I
mean, right there in the church. Well, that's of course, that's
what's going to happen. I mean, I mean, are you surprised?

(34:08):
Kinda why? I don't know.I just I feel like I wanted to
be strong the entire time, butit was entirely too emotional. Oh yeah,
and I think I did a goodjob. It feels weird for me
to be like, yeah, Ikilled it. I crushed it. It
feels weird to say that. Itfeels very self serving. But I got
thank you to everybody who, likea lot of my neighbors and friends text

(34:30):
and said hey, great job.My neighbor Florencia said thank you for a
beautiful mass for your dad. Allwent very well with very well thought out
details. The ave Maria was beyondmoving. It brought me to tears.
Oh there you go. Your fatherwould be proud. So you know that's
the I guess, the best thatI can hope for. Yeah, but

(34:52):
having my whole family in town wasjust like unbelievable because they are the most
beautiful and nutty group of Mexicanos you'veever met in your life. You'll see
you go look at the picture.There's a picture up on the Marcus and
Corey Instagram. Saturday night, wewere at the Airbnb that they rented,

(35:12):
just playing poker, talking, smack, laughing. My tears were cooking.
I had. At one point Ilooked over and my aunt, who I
think is about seventy two, wastaking all of our money in the poker
game, and she had a pokerchip plaster to her forehead for I don't
even know what reason, it probablyprobably And I thought to myself, like,
this is a magical moment, andI shared it earlier, like ours

(35:35):
is the family that only gets togetherwhen somebody gets married or dies. Well,
that happens when you have a verylarge family. But when we do
get together, it's like we don'tmiss a beat. I had one cousin
sitting next to me. We're thesame exact age. I haven't seen him
in thirty five years, but itwas almost like we never left. It
was weird. So now, ofcourse there's talk of a year reunion or

(35:57):
every other year and guests who gotnominated to head that effort and you said
yes because that's what you do.No, I go no, hey,
hold on, this is gonna bemy committee. Anyway, it was really
great to see everybody. And andagain, if you want to see the
family photo, it's up right nowin the Marcus Corey Instagram. It's seven
twenty eight. We'll check what's trendinghere. In a bit. We are

(36:20):
going to get a new Pink Panthermovie. Even if you didn't ask for
it. It's happening. That's happening. We'll get you caught up coming up
at seven to fifty. Hang onStar one on one three. Good morning,
Good morning. Who is this?This is Molina Corey. Did she
win? I think she won?Yo. I think she's getting that four
pack four tickets for the Samato CountyFair. There it is Carnival Rides,

(36:42):
Food, Safe Weight Concert Series andDude Dragons. Yeah. Hello, awesome,
Wow, it's a lot. Nowyou're gonna have to come off the
island. I hope that's okay.Yeah, okay, we'll get you set
up. Can you hang on anotherchance to win? Tomorrow morning, seven
thirty five, have the radio on. It's time for good news with Marcus

(37:02):
and Corey. Sometimes all you needis one a good thought to make it
a great day. So let's dothis. It's good News on Star Fun,
giving you good news twice a morningto start your day off right,
and Corey kicks us off. Sothere's a guy in Chino Hills. He's
been reunited with an engagement ring thatspent over a year in the sewer system.

(37:28):
So the ring made its way intothe depths last March after his soon
Dube's stepson accidentally flushed it down thetoilet. How do you do that?
I'm not sure, Okay, LikeI can see if it was on the
counter, like if it was onthe bathroom counter, and he kind of
like that's the theory, like brushedit off into the toilet. So at
the time, he removed the toiletand even hired someone to run a camera

(37:49):
down the plumbing. They were ableto spot the ring, but they were
afraid they might push it further downthe pipes if they tried to get it,
so the man enlisted the help ofcity maintenance workers who scoured the sewer
system in city mainline using a pipeinspectrum of their own, and even though
they came up empty handed, theytold him not to give up hope.
Then last week, during a routinemaintenance check, the city crew spotted the

(38:14):
ring, and after a thorough sterilization, it was returned to the owner,
fourteen months after starting its journey intothe sewers. How do you sterilize a
ring? Is that a steam cleanWhat is that? Yeah, there's a
probably like if you go to ajewelry store, they have some pretty intense
ways to clean your jewelry. Hewas very excited and very happy and took

(38:36):
a picture with the Channelhole sanitation crew. I would do at some point,
I'd kind of be like, doI want that back? I think so.
I mean we're talking thousands of dollars. Maybe put a steam cleaner on
it. We're good. So mygood news is just like a personal paid
forward story. So, you know, a family was in town for my
dad's memorial. I was at theSafeway in Half Minby getting supplies and my

(38:59):
wife needed canola oil. She wasgoing to fry up some of her homemade
lump you. So I'm at thecounter, I got two bags of chips
in canola oil, and there isa lady and her daughter in front of
me. They're checking out. Iget up to the counter. I give
the guy my stuff. He ringsit up and then I'm like, oh,
do I need to punch in mySafeway card. He's like, no,
you already did. I'm like,what are you talking about? And
then he hands me the stuff andhe goes, do you need a bag?

(39:20):
I go, I haven't given youany money yet. He rang me
up on the previous customers bill accidentally. Yeah. Do you understand what I'm
saying? Yeahs and no. Theywere gone and they didn't take a receipt,
so he accidentally rang up my purchaseson their bill. This was accidental.
And I said, I didn't giveyou any money, and I said,

(39:40):
my moral compass. As much asI'd like to walk out of here,
my moral compass prevents me from doingthat. He goes, oh my
god, I put you on theirbill and he was mortified, like the
kid was having a panic attack.Yeah. And I looked at him and
I said, how can I helpyou in this moment? He's like,
I don't know. I go CanI go find them? He goes,
yeah. Ran out to the parkinglot. It's packed because it's Saturday.

(40:05):
I don't see anybody. I'm runningup to cars. I'm running up to
people. Are they driving away?By a stroke of luck, I see
the daughter returning the cart and Isaid, hey, the casher, the
checker accidentally put my stuff on yourbill. Is your mom around? She
goes, oh, she's sitting inthe car over there, And you know
how it's weird talking to strangers like, I don't want to freak anybody out,

(40:27):
like I'm not asking for money.I just this is what happened.
So I roll up to the carand I'm like, I don't want to
freak this lady outside. I said, you tell her I don't want to
freak your mom out rolling up toher window, wave in my hand.
I don't think that would be thatmuch of a freakout, since you're offering
to give her money. But butyou imagine somebody's coming up on your window.
You're on your phone and I'm wavingand talking. You don't want to
talk to me? Right? Well, I mean, don't wave, just
come up calmly at any rate.She rolls down the window. I said,

(40:51):
man, this is what happened.And she goes, well, and
I'm like, what do you ifyou want cash, and she looked me
square in the face. She goes, no, it's twenty five bucks.
Just pay it forward. That's nice. It was just a cool moment.
It was a cool neighborly moment.The guy at the airport yesterday bought my
breakfast, not just mine, justbecause you hug. No, no hugs.
Well, actually a hug was given, but it was not in a

(41:13):
pervy way. Yeah, finally yousay he he was a very nice guy.
He did not just me, though, he bought everybody in our area
a hug from Corey. You guys, it's just buy your breakfast hug magnet.
Let's just say I'm not as type, if that makes any sense.
I see what you're saying. SoI was not worried about that. Very

(41:35):
good anyway, It's just a coolmoment. That was our good news again
seven forty eight forty weekday mornings,We're gonna check what's trending next. What
do you have? Space x rocketssuccessfully launched from Florida's Kennedy Space Center yesterday.
That was very cool. Gets caughtup on that end. More from
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(42:27):
a Falcon nine rocket, are nowheaded to the International Space Station. Do
you know they're going to retire thespace station in twenty thirty? Is that
right? Yeah? The AX twomission will make history as a stem cell
researcher comes the first woman from SaudiArabia to travel to space, and it
also marks just the second all privatemission to the outpost and the first time
a female is in command at thehelm. It's former record setting NASA astronaut

(42:51):
Peggy Whitson. That's great, Ilike it. There's a new Pink Panther
movie coming to a theater near you, and Eddie Murphy might be the new
Inspector Clusseau Now. The original franchisebegan in nineteen sixty three with Peter Sellers
as the French police detective. Sincethen, Alan Arkin, Roger Moore,
and Steve Martin have taken over therole. And then Julie Andrews is one

(43:14):
of the producers because her late husbandBlake Edwards directed and co wrote the screenplay
for the original. This is justthe ability to play this song. This
song is so classic. It's HenryMancini, who I believe did the Rocky
theme too. Oh really, ifI'm not mistaken, I might be wrong
on that, but like he's justsuch a great jazz jam And finally,

(43:35):
a California man has accomplished something thatthe pandemic tried to stop. Randy Williams
aka Ramblin. Randy traveled to allone hundred ninety three countries in the world.
He finally got to the Central Asiancountry of Turkmenistan last week to complete
the trip. It took a decade, but the World Traveler even squeaked into
Syria, which only let one otherperson instance COVID. Did he actually spend

(43:58):
time or was it just planting yourfoot on the soil enough and then you
jump back over the wa just takeit and drink a beer in the airport.
Not even No, I just meanI don't think that counts. You've
got to act count well, thatfor sure counts. I mean, if
he took a decade, he's obviouslyspending some time. It only took him
ten years to do all of thecountries one three. That's not bad.

(44:20):
That's a lot of tray. That'sa lot of rambling. For if I
wanted to be a rambler, I'mgonna say I'm gonna put both feet in
North Korea and then just leave him. You're good? Yeah, like yeah,
like, I mean, so there'ssimplies I don't want to hang.
Yeah, well, Syria is fromnear the top of my life. That's
sirious business. Yeah, not tobe dumb. Is that a joke?
No, not at all. Actually, dude, my sister on law spend
time in Syria. Part of USaid, oh gosh, and it's it's

(44:44):
nuts. Anyway, what else doI have? Okay, dude, I
was doing a little investigating and whatit costs to be one of the civilians
on that flight fifty five mill aperson. What the company previously cited ticket
price of fifty five million per person. They won't say how much. Let's
say how much the kinds of fiftyfive million each to get on that flight.

(45:09):
To be a civilian on the rockper person per day, charges of
two thousand dollars for food and upto fifteen hundred for sleeping bags and other
gear. And if you need toget your stuff to the International Space Station,
early ten thousand dollars a pound foryour gear. I just this doesn't
do anything for me. No,I don't have any desire to get into

(45:30):
a rocket or go to space.If I didn't have any answill responsibilities like
a family, I'd do it ifI had. If I had the money
to burn, that's once in alifetime, dude, so much you haven't
seen on Earth. I'd rather takethat money and do a cruise around the
world and I'd probably still have moneyleft over. No space. Yeah.

(45:50):
The newly crowned Guinness World Record titleholder title holder for the world's most expensive
ice cream and he guesses Jason fivehundred bucks and grand for a single portion,
features luxurious ingredients typically found on gourmetrestaurant menus, including white truffle parmegiano
reggiano and something called sake lees,which is a Japanese ingredients that's a biproduct

(46:15):
of sake making. Guarantee it tastesexactly like Tillamook guaranteed guaranteed great ice cream.
There you can buy it a safeway. I'm sure it's not that
incredible tasting portion that it sounds kindof not good. So they're finished with
more white truffle, and it's thewhite truffle the drives of the price.
So this particular white truffle is likefifteen grand a pound's edible gold leaf,

(46:39):
and then you finish it with whitetruffle oil. And then you eat it
with a handcrafted metal spoon made withthe same techniques and materials used to construct
temples and shrines. You can eatit while you're on your spacecraft. Yeah,
there you go. I saw thepicture of the spoon. They made
it the shape of like those woodenones that you get with the little ice
cream. Yeah, oh my god, today, stupid seven thousand dollars you

(47:04):
got that laying around. They'll ship, They'll ship wonderful. Get your credit
cards up on the tip of mostexpensive foods, most expensive pizza slices,
in America. Portland, Nordon comesin number one, with an average price
of two dollars and seventy one centsa slice. San Jose comes in number
two. San Francisco comes in numberfour. In fact, six of the
top ten or in California and includingFresno. Apparently pizza is expensive in Fresno.

(47:27):
I never thought i'd say those wordsout loud, but here we are.
It says you can get a slicein San Francisco for two dollars and
sixty eight cents. Tell me wherewhere is that? That is absolutely inaccurate,
Jason, you eat a lot ofpizza. What's our average price?
About four bucks? I used tobuy slices when I was single, but
I haven't lived that life in awhile. Right, I don't even know
all right? Piece single, Jason. I'll go to the sports desk really

(47:51):
quick. Honest question. Do Ineed to cover the a's anymore? Are
we collectively mad at them as agroup? I'm asking me, not even
madness, it's they're leaving, they'renuts. I'm asking the people. At
any rate they dropped another one overthe weekend, they're going to be I
believe in Seattle today, facing theMariners. Giants beat the Marlin seven to
five over the weekend. They wonthat series and they are now headed to

(48:15):
Minneapolis to take on the Twins.First pitch on that game is two day
at four to forty. I've almosthe gotten catch what's trending every weekday morning
on the fifties. That's at sixfifty, seven fifty and eight fifty AM.
And connect now with the Marcus andCorey socials and blogs. That's at
variety from the two thousands, ofthe nineties and today it's Star on one

(48:37):
on one three. It's Marcus andCorey. It is time to win our
trivia game. What you know aboutthat? And we've got a pair of
tickets to see Chelsea Handler November fifthat the Orpheum in San Francisco, courtesy
of Live Nation. Tickets are onsale now at broadwaysf dot com. Let's
take good morning to our contestants.Alice is on the phone in Pedluma.
Alice, good morning, Good morning. We go to Martinez, the unofficial

(48:57):
official city of the Marcus and CoryMorning Show. Chiv on. Are you
there, Yes, let's get started, you guys. Games super simple,
It's five trivia questions fifty seconds toanswer them all. Each person is going
to be asked separately, with theiropponent on holding. Whoever gets the most
right answers wins. If you don'tknow an answer, you say pass.
We'll come back to the question.If we have time left, we'll we
play along at home or in thecard Here we go. We're gonna put
Hivan on hold. We'll go toAlison pedaluma. AU is the chemical symbol

(49:25):
for which element? How many diceare used in a game of Yatzi five?
Peter Vankman is a character from whichmovie series Ghostbuster? What kind of
meat is presciutto am like pig?In which country is Mount Olympus? Three?

(49:54):
All right, Alex goes un holdingpedaluma? We pick up chev on
Javan Hi, Good morning. AU is the chemical symbol for which element
path. How many dice are usedin a game of Yatzi six. Peter

(50:15):
Venkman is a character from which movieseries path What kind of meat is purscudo
am? In which country is MountOlympus Greece? Going back to you?
Number one? AU is the chemicalsymbol for which element aluminum? And then

(50:40):
number three. Peter Venkman is acharacter from which movie series? Um,
oh my god, I'm trying towork of time. Alice comes back in

(51:00):
Pedaluma. See how she does againstChavon from Martinez. All right? Question
number one, au is the chemicalsymbol for which element? Alice said copper.
Chavon said aluminum. It's actually gold. No points. How many dice
are used in a game of Yatzi? Alice said five. Chavon said six.
It is five, all right.Alice is on the board. Peter

(51:22):
Vankman is a character from which movieseries? Alice said Ghostbusters. Chavon passed
it is Ghostbusters. Alice pulling ahead. Next question, what kind of meat
is prisciutto? Alice said ham?Chavon said ham. It is ham,
all right, Chavon on the board. And finally, in which country is
Mount Olympus? Alice said grease?Chavon said grease. It is grease.
Alice is our winner. Four totwo. There you go, Alice.

(51:45):
Grab tickets for Chelsea Handler at theOrpheum Theater. Chivan Chavon, you're getting
that. Marcus and Corey chip clip. Hey, oh, thank you,
nice work, everybody, Thank you. No, she meant it. She's
not like you. She meant it, she man, dude, play again
with us weekday morning? What youknow about that? On Star one one

(52:07):
three? More variety from the twothousands, the nineties, and today it's
Star one oh one three. It'sa Marcus and Corey. If you're interested
in grabbing tickets for Chelsea Handler Novemberfifth at the Orphean Theater tomorrow morning eight
o five with our trivia game,that's when we have them, So get
up to play. What you knowabout that? Yes, Jason, you
guys, but I just realized todayis World goff Day, So shout out

(52:31):
to all my eyeliner wearing boo Houseand Joy Division listening homies all over planet
Earth? What's about House Brow It'sa band. That's a Band's a legendary
dark goffy miss band bow No,okayou have you heard a Joy Division?

(52:52):
Do they spell it h a us? Okay, Yes, you're a Joy
Division, right of course? Okay, good jeez. There was no Joy
and Joy Division for some people.For me, there is. I don't
know who that is, right,Jason, when was the last time you
actually put eyelighter on? Oh gosh, early early two thousand? Can we
post the picture for national goth day. Yeah, oh god, is that

(53:14):
a goth pick? I don't knowthat it's a goth pick because I don't
remember if you're wearing black or not. No, I am. I was
never goth. I was more likemetalcore but slash sort of. What is
Susie and the Banshees? Is thatgoth? It could be, Yeah,
because I hung out goth chicks werehot. Read what about depeche It's borderline,

(53:37):
borderline got Depeche Mode. Yeah.When I was listening to Bauhaus and
Enjoy Division and you know, andthen I would go New Wave, I'd
listen to New Order. The onlything I didn't lock about goth girls,
that's none of them like to gooutside. It's not necessarily true. That's
necessarily I don't know every girl,Like maybe it was just me, but
like you can want to go ona date or don't want to go out
with you, that's with you.That's what was the problem. That was

(53:57):
not necessary. Kind of put yourselfin a position and get that world goth
day, world goth day to day. Post that picture of you with eyelighter.
That'll give us some hits. Igotta find it. Our original goth
boy I don't think Corey's ever seenit. I've seen it. Oh yeah,
yeah, all right, well thereyou go. Take that with you.
Ninety three um Letty's on the waynext. She's got more star music

(54:22):
for your work day. Hopefully itwill be nice and cloudy for a world
Goth Day. But I don't know. It's actually the hottest day of the
week, is it really, Yeah, decent weeks, the hottest day.
They have some goths evaporating today.Yeah, take care of yourselves people,
SPF two hundreds. What I'm saying, I have a great day. We'll
talk to you tomorrow. Morning.Bye.