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Well variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today it's Star one
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on one three, it's Marcus andCorey. It's six h five, totally
not ready stand by, Good morningeveryone. I mean, I gotta say,
you've been really distracted because you arelocked out of your email. Yeah,
and you can't figure out how tochange your password. You mus have
that thing where every I don't know, three months, your your outlook is
like, oh, You're gonna changeyour email, and then I always late
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to the last minute. Now I'mlocked out like a dummy. Well,
I mean it happens. I thinkI think I figured out where I screwed
up. For me, I don'tneed to change the I don't need to
change the password on the iPhone.I need to change the password in outlook.
That's where I'm messing up. Ican't tell you how much time he
has spent on his phone and Ican't get his attention. And this started
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yesterday. I love how this goesback to how it affects you. Well,
yeah, well, I'm trying tofocus on the show, so am
I I'm trying to get into myemail. Hi, Jason, tech trouble
on Grandpa A little bit, butat least he didn't call me a boomer.
Fix that in five seconds for you. I'm not gonna tell you how
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I did it, though, wherehave you been? I need you to
do this so he can focus.He's gonna have to meet with one of
the all jokes aside, you gottameet with one of the smart people that
are around here today out I'll figureit out. Yeah. Now, it's
like this personal oh ventrac that Iwould affect you. No, I said,
it's like this person til right now? Is serious? How are you
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exhausted? Um? Buying a houseis no fun. Yeah. So it'd
be nice if I could eat foodand not see it again. Yeah,
I've been having some issues with I'mthe type of person when I'm stressed out,
I eat right, eat, eatright now. It's the opposite.
I mean the very first time Imet Corey, she had to leave within
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about ten minutes. Excuse me.My first day, I have a problem
with asid reflux, and so Ihad no food in my stomach. I
drank two espressos on an empty stomach, and I was already nervous because it
was my first day. All Iever think about is Jamie Fox in any
given Sunday. Did you ever seethat movie jas as a football movie?
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But he he was a rookie.He was put in because the main guy
got got injured. And then everybefore every game, he would just go
and do that. I don't wantto talk about it. It's like Eminem
yeahem, mom spaghetti, he threwup before his rat battles. Okay's basically
Eminem. I'm I'm leaving it allin the field literally in Figurat about rushmore
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of performers. It's not good,Jamie Fox, Eminem and Corey. I
mean, look, you did thatin our first meeting and it got you
here. Yeah. Yeah, guys, it's gonna be a year in a
few days. Yeah, that's cool, man, it's awesome. It's like
a blanket it rolled by. Iknow, it's that's true. Actually,
time goes time is does time gofaster as you get older? Yes,
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I've been feeling that, man.I feel like I was thirty five,
like a day ago. I wasjust thinking about it this morning because my
fiftieth birthday's coming, and I rememberthinking to myself years ago, um,
oh, we're gonna go to Spain. Should I take my daughter or not?
And at that point she was ababy, and I was like,
well, she'll be nine, she'llbe way into it. And then I
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thought, this morning, oh mygod, that's that's coming. It's here
into that prospect. She's about tobe nine. Well, we're not going
this year because I'm putting solar onthe house instead, but as an adult
and shows solar panels. But nextyear, next year, we're doing Europe
and she wants to come. Ohgood, as long as we bring a
homie. So you had to bringher a friend. No, we're gonna
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coordinate with another family because I'm inthe same place at the same time.
That's that's pricey. Yeah, no, I'm not. I could probably pay
for us. Are you kidding me? Yeah, It's just it's weird,
like when I was like in mythirties and I was like, man,
I got so much time, somuch more, and I still feel young
enough. I'm turning forty one tomorrow, but um, like I don't feel
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old. I just feel like I'mnot young anymore. Like I'm in that
weird purgatory, you know what Imean. I feel old because I don't
ache. A lot of people Iknow ache. Yeah. Oh my neck
hurts. All the time. ButI think I have a crappy bed and
a crappy pillow. You gotta geta really firm mattress so I have a
great bed in Oregon. I can'twait till that gets here. I'm sleeping
in the guest bed that we hadin our guest bedroom. Lumpy. No,
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it's just no supports. But fortyone, I mean I didn't start
feeling like, oh God, I'mon the other side of it until after
forty five. Okay, I stilldon't feel it. I perpetually know.
Yeah, we know. Sorry,we hang out with you on the daily
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maturity level twelve everything. Yeah,I'm not even gonna say what you did
yesterday about what I'm not gonna sayit acted out? Is it dirty?
No? But what I do shots, so you're gonna be fifty I mean,
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unfortunately, Corey, a lot ofpeople the odor of the restaurant says,
come over here, let's do ashot. I'll go do a shot,
and I'm shaking my head. Ican't do them anymore. I can't.
I mean once again, I willjust row back up. Not to
be fair, I went home andtook a nap, But I mean meeting
Marcus makes you please? What doesthat mean? It's just it's a strange
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reaction to meeting you. No,he left. He left that day.
He went to go get a surgery. My first day. He left in
the middle of the show to getsurgery. No, dude, you did
this in the middle of our firstmeeting, right, but he wasn't there.
Oh, we are all over theplace, right, Okay, So
what you're saying is on Corey's firstday, she's met me, and then
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that's why she had to barf.That's not why she barfed in the first
in the meeting after we did ashow where I wasn't prepared to be on
the show yet. That because Ivacated because I pour my shoulder. No
one told me. It all makessense. Okay, all right, it's
all coming back now. Yeah,well you're still here. That's good.
Yeah, I gotta go throw up. Okay, perfect. What a way
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to celebrate tranniversary? Coming up?What else is happening today? Shot?
Shot shot, shot, shot shotshot? Yes, a shot or does
that mean three? No? Itwas a shot? Or he was there?
I know her. I was actuallyat the table with my friend.
We walked away. Judgment at anyrate. Hey man, it's your health.
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We're doing tickets. I didn't saythat. Life the year old should
not be doing shots for his health. What is wrong with a shot?
All? We have concert tickets galoretoday, Life Nations Concert Week kicks off
two tomorrow, twenty five dollars allin tickets. Can we move forward from
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this now? Twenty five dollars allin? I love it Live Nation,
It's great. Win your choice oftickets for Matchbox twenty, Fallout Boy or
Pentatonics at seven thirty five this,yeah, for sure, I don't know.
I like all these bands. Mylove for Matchbox well documented and Pentatonics
as well. Uh coming up inten minutes, Hey literally says Corey is
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tapped out so well. Yesterday youwere feeling guilty. Now I don't feel
guilty, a range of emotions guiltyanymore. No good progress, borrow,
I'm just I've I've am done.We'll get an updated at six twenty.
Stay with us more variety from thetwo thousands, the nineties, and today
it's Star one on one three,it's Marcus and Corey six twenty two.
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They're flashing reservoir water levels on theTV right now, and it makes me
happy. Yeah, it makes mehappy to see like shafted one hundred.
Yeah, like Orville at one hundred. Agreed. I like that totally.
Uh So we're getting an update onCorey's housing situation because yesterday you were feeling
guilty because the Jeff, your husband, was back home getting getting the organ
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house all packed up yep, whileyou were here taking the dog to the
dog park lunch. We ki,well, I don't know what I'm supposed
to do, but yesterday, wellwe ascertained that if the Jeff needs something,
we'll hook him up. I'll doit whatever I can do. Like
even we were already texting this morningabout do you need me to get back
to our realtor or are you goingto do it right? Blah blah blah
blah blah. I'm done today it'sdifferent. I'm done. I tapped out.
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Did you tell Jeff that you wanthim to handle everything? No?
No, no, he doesn't needto know that. This is all just
me sharing with you that I watchedSteel Magnolia's last night on purpose. Oh
you covered this last week to havea good cry, that you watched just
to have a good cry, goodcry, seek it out? Or was
it on TV. I was actuallyon Netflix just looking at what's free and
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I came upon that and it isa very There's some fun stuff in there.
It's a little dated, but I'mnot gonna cry because I know what
happens. And I was crying,and then Jeff's like calling me. I'm
like, I can't talk to youbecause I will cry harder and uh.
And then also I'm not keeping fooddown because my anxiety is just I'm done.
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I'm tapping out. So that concernsme. For your esophagus. I
know it's not good. It's notgood. We were literally literally at lunch
yesterday and I had to go tothe bathroom after eating a salad. How
do we alleviate that? How dowe I outside, go home? No,
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I haven't seen my husband in It'llbe two weeks as of Friday,
and I don't do well without himand we don't normally take this much time
apart. But tickets were so expensive. I didn't fly home this weekend.
You're going home Friday Friday, Isay, going home. I'm going to
the house we sold on Friday andI will be there to help him get
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stuff together. But yeah, Iam I'm like, will you get back
to some I don't want to doit done. So what do you have
left on the docket? Is thereanything I can take off your plate?
Can I make some calls, getsome things done, I'll out some paperwork
for some signatures, anything. Don'tsay that, No, it's just I
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think we've gotten I think. Here'sthe thing about stress. It's like a
cold. Even when you're over itand you're done, you still have the
symptoms. You know what I mean. Yeah, like you get sick and
then you kind of have to dealwith a cough for a couple of weeks.
That's where I'm at. I knowwe're on the home stretch. I
know Jeff's gonna be here at theend of the month. I have no
idea when closing is. I haveno idea when I'm supposed to move into
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the house. I have no idea. But I don't care anymore. Well,
that's sort of a good attitude,honestly. I guess there are things
you can't control. They're just paperwork, the pipeline. I always say that
I can compartmentalize, really well,I don't actually think I can. I
just because when I do have stressand I get that pit in my stomach
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and I can't deal with anything elseexcept that in the moment. I've been
there a thousand times. I justI don't know, I haven't I've never
tried to buy a house and sella house and move and be away from
my wife all at the same time. And the thing is too Normally my
stress go to is eating. Thisis the first time it's the opposite,
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right, I'm like, what forcefeeding? I'm force feeding Corey McDonald's this
morning. Um, you know,I like a good hash brown and I
like a good burrito. We'll seeif I keep it trying to make the
magic having this is so gross,I'm disgusting. Well, we're tiptoeing around
it, thankfully. Yes, what'sreally good? Am I? What's the
over underrun? You keeping that down? All right? Well? Deep breaths
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coming up in a little bit.I'm broken. Experts weigh in on things
you should do before you drink yourmorning coffee, and the list is long.
This is interesting though, because speakingof esophagus and acidity, that's very
that's one of the things that happenswith coffee. I don't know if I'd
be able to pull this off,to be honest with you, we'll talk
about it. It's six forty hangout more variety from the two thousands,
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the nineties, and today it's Starone O one three, it's Marcus and
Corey sixty one. Before you takethat first sip of your morning cup of
coffee, consider these things. Theseare things that experts say you should always
do before drinking your first coffee.And coincidentally, I did all of these
things today. Did I did?I never all of these I've never done
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this before. But today was justthe day where I delayed my coffee just
out of necessity, for no otherreason. Didn't even know we're gonna talk
about this. So things you shoulddo before drinking your morning coffee re high
drate first, So suck down abunch of water first. You get dehydrated
overnight. I always have a glassof water by the bed. You do
well, you do that before coffee. You don't do coffee till you get
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in here. So I actually don'tdo coffee. I do tea. It's
caffeinated, but I the acid inthe coffee, I just no thanks.
So they say that if you justwake up and then automatically go to your
coffee on an empty stomach. Itcan. It can hurt your stress.
Your stress like releases stress hormone releasecool before you had your coffee. I
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did I eat that sandwich? Ohinteresting, Yeah, I've never done that
before. My typical morning, Iwake up, turned the coffee pot on,
get ready or the coffee, goout the door, drink sip coffee
on an empty stomach on my wayto work. And apparently that is bad.
Yes, it's bad for your gut. It's bad for your stress because
it releases that stress hormone cortisol thatI just talked about. Something else you're
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supposed to do before you drink yourfirst cup of coffee. You're supposed to
work out beforehand. I don't knowmy coffee powers my workout. I was
gonna say, I'm sure a lotof people need that caffeine jump to get
them going. This is a littlebit booge because this nutrition expert says that
hitting the gym after drinking coffee couldmake you anxious. Yeah that's what I
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want. You want to work outthat. I want a little angst while
I'm working out. I still workout, not worry about it. That
alleviates your angst, She says tobrush your teeth before you drink your coffee.
The acids and coffee we can theenamel on your teeth. Go to
the bathroom before you drink your coffee, so emptying your bladder because drinking coffee
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triggers you're, you know, havingto go. The first thing I do
in the morning is brush my teeth. That's the first thing I do.
And then I do my other fluids, and it's the first thing I do
too. Here's one that I justdon't see happening. You're supposed to wait
ninety minutes every morning before drinking yourfirst cup of coffee. The reason given?
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What is the reason? This allowsfor the best hormone balance because cortisol
levels rise and fall within an hourof waking up, so not having caffeine
helps that process and better supports energylevels throughout the day. And you're also
supposed to take a walk before youhave your first couple of talk. Did
all this stuff in? No?This is some I'll be honest with you.
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Like, my mom was a nutritionist, godbusterer, but she was like
real life nutritionist. Yeah. Idon't know what orbit this lady exists in.
Because it says getting natural light canhelp you feel more or alert and
awake. As I say, Itake a walk before I have my caffeine.
But it's from my apartments in thisbuilding, and the sun's not up
yet. I was gonna say,me taking a walk first thing in the
morning, I'm a fall or getbeaten up by a raccoon. Yes,
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they got little pause, but they'lldo it. They got a posable thumb,
so they do. That is dangerous. But if you live in a
perfect utopian society world where you canget up and take a walk and wait
ninety minutes before second downiel first cupof coffee, by all means this is
what we should all be doing.No, I say you do you do
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what makes you happy? Yes,and live a happy life. I like
that attitude. All right, sixtyfive, We're gonna check what's training here
in a little bit. What doyou have? So I like this because
I've been flying so much lately.Biden wants airlines to compensate passengers when their
flights are delayed or canceled. Hey, I like it, Let's do it.
I'm down. We'll talk about thatand more. Get you caught up
at six to fifty. It's edsheer and bad habits Star one on one
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three. Good Morning, It's LordStar one on one three. It's Marcus
and Corey. Good Morning, talkingabout what's trending on Star one one three,
what's happening in entertainment news, thebiggest stories of the day, and
everything people are talking about today inthe Bay. So President Biden wants airlines
to better compensate passengers when flights aredelayed or canceled for reasons other than weather.
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Okay, So the Department of Transportationproposed a new rule that would require
airlines to give you vouchers, miles, or even cash when flights are canceled
or delayed by something within the airline'scontrol. It would also mandate the cost
of hotel rooms, meals, andtransportation being covered. And this is happening
because all of those delays and cancelationsof the holiday season, I mean it
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was insane. And I've I've beenflying a lot this last year, and
you know, my flights like anhour and a half. It's not a
big deal. I haven't had anyissues of the Laska, but there is
an airline that I did have someissues with, and it's just so frustrating,
and they don't care. Yeah,that's that's the hardest part about flying.
When you have an issue and youcan just tell that they don't care
what they can't do anything about it, so you know, I just say
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sorry. Tom Hanks is weighing inon who should play James Bond next,
and I Hanks, Tom Hanks,Hanks, He's say and I love this.
He says Idris Elba should be thenext Bond. And people have talked
about this. I thought it wasoff the table. I thought Idris Elba
didn't want it. But Idris Elbais British. I think he'd be a
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great Bond. Absolutely. A lotof people have talked about that. So
Tom Hanks is thrown down the gauntlet. I don't know. They haven't said
who's gonna be the next Bond,but I would be all about it.
I like him a lot. Idig him tons. And I've got a
special toilet for you, Okay,Marcus. The FDA is signing off on
a toilet that can measure oxygen saturation, at heart rate and adults who are
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twenty two and older and who awayfrom ninety to three hundred and fifty pounds
just because of my butt print.Well, this special potty have to strap
something on my wrist, I don'tthink so. It shows the seat measured
vitals like blood pressure and blood oxygenation, similar to that of hospital grade equipment.
Okay, so if the thought ofsitting on a home thrown, get
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your blood pump and rest assured thatthe heart seat is gonna by the end
of this year. Who writes thisstuff right itself? The stuff rights itself.
Uh. There was an overnight firein the inner sunset this morning.
Five injured. Eight people lost theirhomes because of water and smoke and fire
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damage. A couple of residents actuallyhad to jump out the window. Apparently
this was at one in the morning. Everybody's gonna be okay, that's the
best part. S f D saysa lithium ion battery caused the two alarm
fire. Oh really, that's probablysomebody's car. Those batteries you have in
an electric vehicle, if they catchon fire, they go out. No.
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In fact, if you have anelectric vehicle, maybe you know about
this already. But there are speciallike sprays you can buy extinguished for sprays
specific to ion batteries. I wouldI would suggest having some on tap in
the garage that's smart. Yeah.Um, but again, everybody is a
expected to recover, so that's great. There's a gut doctor who's sharing the
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best way to get rid of garlicbreath. Everybody knows that once you eat
a bunch of garlic, shout outto the stinking rows, it gets into
your soul for like a couple ofdays. Yeah, the best way to
alleviate it is to apparently eat anapple. An apple, the plant chemicals
and apples interact with the sulfur compoundsin garlic and deodorize the smell. There's
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other stuff you can eat too,mint, parsley, spinach, lettuce.
Basically, they say chewing gum orlike Altoid's grossly ineffective. Try these pro
tips. Okay, we'll go tothe sports Tess really quick. Warriors dropped
a heartbreaker last night to the Lakersin La one on four to one on
one. I thought we had thisone. I really did till the very
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end. Game five in the seriestomorrow night back at Chase Center, tip
off at seven pm. Let's goDubs. Giants lost to Washington and an
Oracle Park yesterday five to one.Game two is tonight. With the first
pitch at six forty five. Coreyand I will be at the day game
tomorrow with the first pitch at twelveforty five. I do have our seats,
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Is it okay if I give themout? Yeah? Okay, we're
in a field club one thirteen.Nice bro h, nice see you there.
Let's see. Have you ever givenout your seat number and have anyone
come out to you? Yeah?A couple of times. Really okay,
I'd just like to meet everybody.That's the only do This is the same
guy who said I'm not an extrovert. Whatever. I like to hug it
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out. As lost in the Bronxyesterday seven to two against the Yankees.
They have game two of that series. Four h five is the first pitch.
Local time. Let's go eight.Catch what's trending every weekday morning on
the fifties. That's at six fiftyseven fifty and connect now with the Marcus
and Corey socials and blogs. That'sat com creeping up on seven o'clock.
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A couple things is going on.We have U second d Thank you,
Second date update at seven or five. I'm looking at everything at once and
then seven thirty five this morning,a couple of tickets It's going to be
a pick your ticket type situation.You want to go see Fallout Boy,
Pentatonics Matchbox twenty. It's all inhonor of Live Nations Concert Week starting tomorrow.
We'll tell are you all about that? And get your chance to win.
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At seven thirty five, hang OutWell, Variety from the two thousands,
the nineties, and today Star oneone three. It's Marcus and Corey
back once again. This morning secondDate update is on We trying to help
somebody get a second date after theywent on a first one and they had
a really good time. They likedthe other person, and the other person
has since then ghosted. I likewhere this one star? So Chad wrote
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in and he said he met Jessicaat a watch party? Is that accurate?
Chat? Are you there? I'mhere, y'all? Okay, over
to Bart Oakland. Um, Ithink we met through one of my co
workers. I think those are oneof her friends. I've never seen her
before, Okay, and I wouldn'tnoticed. Yeah, I'm kidding. How
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did that go? Must have gonefine? It went great. Actually,
we hit it off pretty like immediately. I was there looking great, I
was in style, she was lookingbeautiful, just fantastic vibe. I have
to say, that's what really stoodout about her to me is that,
you know, she's got the vibe. She knows how to make dirty jokes,
hang out with the guys, butshe also looks good. And so
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I got the best of both worldsthere with a personality and the look.
And so we hit it off.We were making jokes, everything was great.
I got her number, I gaveher a call. Two days later,
met up with her for dinner aboutI think it was like two days
later over in Berkeley, Okay,and that went well. Yeah, she
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you know, she showed up.We had lots of conversation. I mean,
we hit it off. She waslooking fine, I was looking great.
Great time and time. It soundslike power couple. So we but
I'm thinking what happened after dinner though, I know, I'm kind of like,
that's what surprised me, because we'relike, we hit it off,
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we had that power couple vibe going. I mean, that's what shocked me
about the fact that I got ghostedcompletely. You know, Okay, let's
see what happened. What we're gonnado chat is we're gonna we're gonna wait
for a song. We'll regroup andthen we'll call Jessica. We're gonna check
in with her to see how shethought the date went. Okay, can
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you hang out for a song,Yeah, no problem, we'll call her
after this. Second date updates Starone on one three, Well variety from
the two thousands, the nineties,and today it's Star one on one three.
It's Marcus and Corey. We're inthe middle of second date update.
We've been chatting with Chad, whosays that he and Jessica had like Power
Couple Vibes would be a good radioshow named Chatting with Chad. No,
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no, okay, I literally thoughtyou were gonna say podcast called Power Couple
Vibes. No, I like thatone anyway. Chat Sorry, off topic.
Um, So, y'all met ata Warrior's watch party. This was
the King series, so we knowshe's a Dubs fan. That's hot.
And then dinner and Berkeley easy right, and she's ghosted since then. Huh,
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Okay, let's call her and seewhat's up. We're gonna so mute
your phone because otherwise she will beable to hear you. But let's see
what she thought of the date.Here we go. Okay, Hello,
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Hi, mass so good Jessica.Please, this is she. Hi Jessica,
It's Marcus and Corey from Star oneone three morning. Oh, good
morning. Hi. Do you listen? Good? Good? Yeah? Yeah
I do. Yeah, on myway to work. Great. Do you
ever hear second date update? It'scurious? Oh yeah, Hey, guess
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what time it is? Do youwant to be got somebody calling about you?
Yeah, I'll do it. Chad. It's Chad. Chad? Oh
great, Okay you left Chad dangling. Chad's feeling ghosted, Jessica, Chad,
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what what are you doing? No, you mean a hanging Chad.
The hanging Chad was a dangling chatanyway. Uh, hey, Chad,
you can on mute now. Sheknows the drill. Hey, Jessica,
what's up? Sweet? Here weare Hi. So um, Jessica.
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We're just trying to see if wecan score a second date for Chad.
He had a good time with you. Uh your dubs fan, that's a
plus. What can you tell us? Did you enjoy the date? Let's
start there. Well yeah, soum. Well, like meeting Chad at
the watch party and stuff, Imean it was pretty loud and chaotic,
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like I think it really too indepth within that night. But I mean
I think we had a nice vibeand so I was happier, like give
him my number and gotten a date. But I feel so bad saying this
was on the line. M Thedate was really annoying. He was really
um. I mean, he justtalked a lot about how good he looked
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and asked me, like you likethis fit or like my look today.
It's nice, right, like alooking fit, like looking good right.
It kept up how he looked,and I mean the otherwise, Like it
started out okay, but then wejust got into how he looked, and
I didn't feel like we could talkabout anything other than how hot he is.
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Did we get into like how hotyou were? Or was this Chad
specific? I mean I felt likeI was like it was a compliment to
me, as like an accessory tohim, or like a compliment to me
to fish another one for him,you know. But yeah, it just
seemed to me like it looks reallyimportant to him like that. You know,
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that's not like that at all,Okay. I mean, first of
all, I know I was lookingat I already know I'm wanting to see
if she can appreciate that. SoI'm trying to see what kind of person
she is. Yeah, are youlistening to yourself right now? Yeah?
Yeah, I mean it should bemore about getting to know each other and
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happening. It's good if you're attractedto somebody, but I mean you also
want that connection of the mind.Self esteem is good. I said,
we we have these other things,we have this sense of humor, connection
and all that stuff. I justdon't want to make sure that this other
part isn't lacking, you know.So, I mean, I know I
was looking good already. I wasn'tbeing insecure, So I'm sorry if she
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was just intimidated by me. Wowwow, I I I wouldn't agree to
go out on a date with youif I wasn't attracted to you. You
know, I would think if youwanted something to like gave that it'd be
me giving you my number, meagree to go out with you, Like
there's your reassurance, But you're hyperfocus on your looks. That seemed to
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me the most important thing to youabout you and about me, And that's
just not it for me, youknow. I I think you're mischaracterizing.
It came off You're like bringing thatmisrepresented it's these people and you're you're not
like no, and you know whatthe like this bad attitude that you're bringing
right now, there's not a foryou. Can I leave? Okay?
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Can I go? Let's tap,we're tapping. I don't think my attitude
is a look. Everyone handles,everyone, hang on, start talking.
Oh that was that was messy.That got um wage fast wage furious?
Uh. Second Date Update seven hfive Weekday Mornings replays it nine oh five.
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Of course, it's got a podcast, as you know. It's Marcus
and Corey Second Date Update on theiHeartRadio app. Go check it out.
More variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today it's Star one
on one three. It's Marcus andCorey. It's seven twenty two. I
don't know who needs to hear this, but Mother's Day is a few days
away. Yes, I was justonline gifts for a mom. I know
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what my mom wants, and Iknow what my wife wants. Okay,
that's all handled. Do you geta Mother's Day gift for your wife?
Yes, yes, I do.Okay, I believe that's required. Well,
now that my daughter is of schoolage, this is the great thing
about having kids in school. Ifyou really want to tap out, your
child will bring something home from schoolnine out of ten times. You know
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what I mean, Like a gift? Yeah, I mean I feel like
when it comes to you because she'snot technically your mom, she's your wife,
but she is a mother. ButI want to honor her as the
mother of my child. I feellike a special dinner. I think that'd
be a nice gesture. She doesn'twant that. That would be an ad
on. The number one thing thatmoms want, and we talk about it
every year is time by themselves.They just want to break. They just
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leave me alone. They want tobreak, Leave me alone. No fighting,
handle yourself for yourself. And look, I'm not insinuating there are there
aren't some high level dads out therethat are handling the housework and everything else.
And don't want to be gender specificnecessarily. However, moms handle a
lot of things. My wife doesnot work outside the home, but she
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manages, you know, my daughterand everything going on there. And I
was advised yesterday that she will betaking a SPA day the day after Mother's
Day on a Monday, by herself. Good for her taking it to a
spa. She told me this yesterday. This is her has always been her
thing, and she has not beenable to do it for the last couple
of years because of the pandemic.Breaks my heart and I always tell her,
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like, take whatever you need,go go, go, go go.
So Monday, best believe she willnot be reachable. Oh it's good
though. It was funny. Iwent to a spa here and they said,
you can use your phone in thewaiting room, but you have to
you can't talk, and it hasto be on silent. I'm like,
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I'm not bringing my phone in here. I want to get in the movie.
You would be shocked. Actually maybeyou wouldn't be shocked. No,
I wouldn't be. No, peoplecan't disconnect, but disconnecting from your family
seems to be a big part ofMother's Day. I like the concept more
of family on, family off,like on Mother's Day, on Father's Day.
Follow me on this. If youhave a family, you want your
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family to be like and I've discussedthis before. Like a light switch,
when I need to be showered withlove, more than likely I'll be in
bed. I turned the light switchon and then everybody rushes me and gives
Daddy hugs and kisses and whatever,and then up, family off, everybody
scatter, I'm gonna eat snacks andwatch TV. Leave me alone. You
want to be alone? I thoughtI did. And then the for my
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first Father's Day, I was like, I just need a break. I
was exhausted. Yeah, I justneed a break. Just I just want
to be by myself, play videogame to eat someone here. So my
wife was like cool and she gotgot up, got the baby, and
she's like, all right, we'releaving them like and then in that moment,
I was like, you really leaveleaving it's Father's Day. And she
goes, well, it's what youwanted, sport, have a good time
with your video games, and sheleft. I get it, I do,
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But at the juncture I'm at inmy life, I can't wait to
be with my husband and my furrychildren. Sure, I've missed them so
much, and I'm in a differentspace. Have you ever had a moment
where you're like, everybody, justleave me alone? Oh yeah, you
know what I mean. And Idon't even have kids. I only have
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furry kids, and I'm just likeI just everybody could stop breathing for a
second. You're always here breathing inand out. You guys are always breathing
right next to me, and italways smells like dog. My point is
like it sounds like a It soundslike a great fantasy to just be able
to be by yourself, to dowhatever you want. Yeah, whenever you
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want, eat whatever you want.Nobody's bothering me, nobody's yanking on me,
nobody's like mom, Mom, Mom, dude, Hamburger Helper all the
way. But how long before youmiss your kids? Hour? Hour and
a half? I think maybe youget the a thirty minutes. You want
the afternoon to yourself. Maybe youjust scroll your phone for all their cute
picks or back when they were cute. You know what I mean, Not
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that they're not always cute. You'reright, you know what. You know
what I mean. If you're listening, you know what I mean. We're
talking about like what mom really wantsfor for Mother's Day, and what always
comes up is mom wants time byherself. I would submit that you would
miss your family. Maybe I'm wrong. I think when it means mom wants
time to herself, it means shedoesn't want to be catering to everybody.
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Yes, she doesn't want to bedoing stuff. She just wants some time
one day exactly, and somebody takecare of me. Family on Family Off.
I feel like I'm onto something withthat con I like it. I
like it. I've been family offfor a while now. Corey would like
family on totally. I'll do thatthis weekend. Let's know what you think.
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Jump in with a quick talk backon the iHeartRadio app that little red
microphone. I would love to knowwhat you really want for Mother's Day?
Would you miss your kids or not? If you were left by yourself for
the whole day? Maybe you doit on the regular, I don't know.
You can also send us a DMon the Marcus and Corey Instagram.
Give that a follow. Seven twentyseven, we'll check what's trending here in
a little bit. What do youhave so Tom Hanks, I'm not sure
(35:49):
why he's weighing in on this,but he wants to let you know who
he thinks should be the next JamesBond. I like his pick. I
do too. We'll talk about thatat seven fifty. Hang on Star one
on one three it's Marcus and Corey. Got to give a shout out to
our winner for a live Nation concertweek. Who do we have Jason and
San Francisco. It's job Jason,another chance to win. Tomorrow morning,
seven thirty five. Be listening.It's time for good news with Marcus and
(36:15):
Corey. Sometimes all you need isone a good thought to make it a
great day. So let's do this. It's good as News on Star One.
This hour brought to you by ShrivenCompany, Luxury time Pieces, Fine
Designers, Flawless Diamonds. We goto Corey for some good news. So
there's a guy in Delaware, hisname's Jeff, and he noticed that the
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veggies in his garden were being eaten. So he wanted to figure out who
was doing it, so he putup a camera because he's never seen damwage
like this. He was trying tofigure out what animals doing the dandwich to
put up a camera and it turnedout to be a groundhog. And Jeff
was like this dude didn't care,just sat down started eating veggies in front
of the camera like tribe bro.I love this guy. And so Jeff
(37:00):
owned it. He's like, youknow what, I'm gonna name him chunk.
I'm gonna post videos of him eatingproduce. And that's exactly what he
did, and now he's gone viral. Chuck started bringing his girlfriend. The
two of them were eating, andso after watching all this footage, Jeff
was one over. They got theirown YouTube channel and he made a garden
(37:20):
just for them. You haven't liveduntil you've listened or watched Chunk Chunk the
groundhog eating vegetables with the birds chirpingin the background. So if I can
get a good one here, hangout here it comes. Oh, a
big one's coming. That's him eatingthe carrot. So that's all these videos
(37:43):
are. There's something about these animalseating that kind of is like soothing to
me. It's kind of like ameditation type feeling, innocence of it all
and super cute. So we're gonnaput Chunk Jason where We're gonna put Chunk
Instagram. Yeah, on the Marcusand Corey Instagram having a rough already this
week. Just sit and watch ChunkVegetables because he doesn't care. He's like,
(38:05):
you put a camera on me,Bro, I'm gonna eat all your
garden. That's the part that getsme. He doesn't. He grabs the
vegetables and then goes right to thecamera like what say something and then he
brought his girlfriend. He's like,Oh, we're gonna double down now,
flexing with my lady. We're doinggood news right now. My good news
is about a German shepherd that gotrescued after people spotted him wandering around the
(38:30):
streets of Detroit with the stuffed animalin their mouth. Made me sad.
I didn't pick this story on purpose, I know. So the German shepherd's
name is Nikki. Her owner passedaway. Her owner passed away, and
so she just was super sad.She grabbed her favorite toy. I just
started wandering around, and of coursepictures were taken. Oh of course he's
(38:52):
not gonna make it through this story. No, I'm not sorry. So
multiple organizations joined the effort to tryto rescue her. It reminded them of
the movie Annie Annie m where wherethe parents gave the little girl at a
locket. If you remember that part. Yeah, I'm not sure of the
correlation that that is in the article. It's a hard knock life man.
(39:15):
So there is an organization called Pauseableand they work to get Nikki fed,
finding her a new forever home.Lots of messages on Facebook, and Nikki
has a new home now. Sothat's good good. I mean, the
ending is good, but the beginningis terrible. So sad, but good
news because forever home, and Ilove that for ever ever home. All
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Right, we're gonna check what's trainingin a couple of minutes. Give me
a headline. Okay, So Ilike this. The Department of Transportation wants
airlines to provide customers with refunds orhotels or something when the flight gets canceled
and it's only the airline's fault.Who wouldn't like this, I've I've been
traveling so much later, this isthis sounds amazing. All Right, we'll
(40:00):
get you caught up on that endmore after Miley Cyrus, It's Flowers.
Good morning, Star one one threeStar one on one three. It's Marcus
and Corey. It's Tuesday. Goodmorning, talking about what's trending on what's
happening in entertainment news, the biggeststories of the day, and everything people
are talking about today in the Bay. What's trending is brought to you by
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So President Biden wants airlines to bettercompensate you when your flights are delayed
or canceled for reasons other than theweather, if it's something that you can't
prevent. I get that. Butthe Department of Transportation proposed a new rule
that would require airlines to give customersvouchers, miles, or even cash refunds
(40:45):
when your flight is canceled or delayedby something within the airline's control. Now,
I just dealt with this not toolong ago. I'm not going to
say the airline, but we saton the tarmac for forty five minutes,
so one of their pilots could catcha ride, like he wasn't even flying
the plane, You're just catching aride, and we missed our next flight
because of that. I feel likeif you were to name the airline,
(41:06):
everybody listening to be like, ohyeah, girl, me who. So
if I was that airline, ifthe airline was an alcoholic, they would
go to an AA meeting any who. He would also mandate the cost of
hotel rooms, meals, and transportation. American air travelers deserve better, according
to the President, because of thethousands of delays and cancelations that happened over
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the holidays. I know a lotof people that their holiday was ruined.
They couldn't get anywhere. Tom Hanksweighing in on who should play James Bond
next, and he's adamant. Ilike this pick, you told me said
last hour. I like this picka lot, he says. Understand this,
James Bond is a license to kill. I would issue that license to
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Idris Elba just based on the workI've seen him. Do I know a
lot of ladies and some gentlemen thatwould agree. I'm so down for Idris
Elba? Are you kidding me?And he's British too, to boot you
doesn't know it's like fake an accent, It's real. The FDA is signing
off on a special toilet that canmeasure oxygen saturation and heart rate and adults
who are twenty two and older orwho waved from ninety to three hundred and
(42:13):
fifty pounds. I made the cutafter studying this special potty. Results show
the seat measured vitals like blood pressureand blood oxygenation similar to that of a
hospital grade equipment. So if thethought of sitting on a home throne like
this gets your blood pumping, restassured that the heart seat is hoping you
(42:34):
launch. By the end of thisyear. It has to be one of
those things kind of like an ellipticalmachine where you grip it and then it's
got metal on your hands, andso the seat itself is measuring what's coming
out of your butt cheeks. ProbablyI thought I thought it was just the
pulse in your cheeks. Yeah,wouldn't it just be the pulse in your
cheeks? Yeah? Or that?Yeah, you don't need a grip nothing.
I don't think there's any handlebars.No, No, I'm not saying
(42:55):
there's not saying there's a grip.I'm saying that it reads your butt print.
Yeah, that's accurate. Right,let's go the next door living.
Hey, mom, if you're listening, this is what I get paid for
to do for work. Is thatit? That's it? Yo. There
are some sick Teacher Appreciation Week dealsgoing on right now, from office Max
(43:19):
to Staples to one eight hundred flowers. I'm gonna put it together a blog.
I just got into these. Apple, for example, teachers can save
up to two hundred bucks off Applecomputers and accessories. There is stuff going
on Applebe's, Barnes and Noble PartyCity. Dude, d you say I
might get a discount on riblets.Ruh, what is the applebe's discount?
Enjoy fifty percent off appetizers. Ifyou are a teacher riblets, Corey's gonna
(43:45):
want to borrow somebody's id Sonic todayonly I'm talking to you. NAPA teachers
can stop by their local Sonic fora free cheeseburger with a purchase. Look
at that. Lots of stuff goingon anyway. Blog being put together as
we speak, so you can takeadvantage of some deals. There's a gut
health doctor who is sharing the bestway to get rid of garlic breath?
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Jason, do you get garlic breath? I eat a lot of garlic.
No one's told man, I havebad breath. Okay, I probably have
garlic breath. You and your wifedo it together. The thing about garlic
is once you eat a bunch ofit, especially if it's raw, it
seeps into your soul. Oh,I like it on pizza for a couple
of day, come out of yourpores. So they're saying the best way
to alleviate this is to eat anapple. Like chewing gum doesn't really help,
(44:28):
mints don't really help it. Eatingan apple to plant chemicals and apples
interact with the sulfur compounds and garlicand deodorize the smell for you. I
like that. There are the fourother plants that can help eliminate garlic breath,
mint, parsley, spinach, andlettuce. I like all those.
There you go, We'll go tothe sports desk real quick. The Dubs
dropped a heartbreaker till the Lakers lastnight in Los Angeles, one on four
(44:49):
to one on one. It wasyou know what, for better for worse.
You gotta agree. It was agreat basketball game. I know we
lost again, still a great gamelast night. Game five tomorrow, all
night back at Chase Center. Dubsare now down three to one in the
series. It is put up orshut up time. Tip off on that
game tomorrow night at Chase Center gonnabe seven o'clock. Let's go Dubs.
Let's see baseball real quick. TheGiants lost to Washington and Oracle Park yesterday
(45:14):
five to one. Game two tonightwith the first pitch at six forty five.
Correy and I will be at thegame tomorrow the twelve forty five start.
Yes, you can give away yourseat. Numbers Field Club one thirteen
row eight. I was joking.Wow, okay, no, he already
did it earlier. I don't havethe exact seats. I forgot to pull
those up. I don't want todo that in real time. But come
by for a hug man, youknow what. I'll even buy somebody a
(45:37):
beer. I don't care. Ijust want to meet people. Sorry,
I just do what this from thisself proclaimed introvers totally unlike Marcus. I
just want to say hi, Hi. So we'll see at the game tomorrow
night at Oracle Park. Buy youstuff, y'all better show up tomorrow afternoon.
In twelve forty five, I endedup buying three huns. See you
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there, make it happen, GoGiant. The A's dropped one to the
Yankees and the Bronx yesterday, sevento two, Game two of that series.
This afternoon, first pitch, localtime, four oh five. Let's
go eight. Catch what's trending everyweekday morning on the fifties. That's at
six fifty, seven fifty and eightfifty am. And connect now with the
Marcus and Corey socials and blogs that'sat three dot com. All right,
(46:22):
we want to get you hooked upwith Universal Studios Hollywood, their new super
Nintendo World. If you want afour pack of tickets, Now is the
time to call the play eight hundredeight hundred one oh one three. It
is our world famous trivia game.What you know about that? We need
to line up a couple of contestantsand then we'll play at eight oh five.
That's next Star one on one three, more variety from the two thousands
(46:43):
than nineties, and today it's Starone on one three. It's Marcus and
Corey time to play our trivia game. What you know about that? And
we've got four tickets to Universal StudiosHollywood to experience the new Super Nintendent World
now open. Get ready for anew way to play. It's kind of
amazing. You know who else isamazing? And our contestants David checking in
from Conquered. Good morning, David, Hello, good morning. So favorite
(47:05):
place Stevie and Conquered and go,oh what do you say? Sounds Mexican?
Do Santiojos? Okay? Is thatMexican food? Yeah? Yeah,
my Spanish is not. No,that's all right. You know what,
once you go eat there and starteating those chips and salsa, it probably
gets way better. What let's takeit down the road. To your opponent.
Heather is in Martinez, the officialunofficial city of the Marcus Cory Morning
(47:30):
Show. Good morning, Heather,Good morning. What do you have going
on? What's going on this morning? I'm dropping my kiddo's off to school
this morning. Nice? What aretheir names? Vienna? And that game
is super simple. It's five triviaquestions, fifty seconds to answer them all.
Each person is going to be askedseparately with their opponent on hold.
Whoever gets the most right ancious wins. If you don't know an answer,
yellow pass. We'll come back tothe question. If we have time left,
(47:52):
I want you guys to play alongat home or in the car.
We're gonna put Heather on holding Martinez. We'll start with David there and conquered
No Pressure, who once released asong called getting Jiggy with It Daddy?
And what substance can you not eatif you have Celiac Diseaseclusion named two states
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that begin with the letter A Alabamain Arkansas? How many sides does a
trapezoid have? Uh? Dick?And what did the itsy bitsy spider climb
up right? Climbed up a waterspout? Okay, all right, David
(48:43):
goes on holding conquered with an answerto everything, We go to Heather and
Martinez. Heather, yeah, whoonce released a song called getting Jiggy with
It? Welf? What substance canyou not eat if you have steeliac disease?
Gluten? Name two states that beginwith the letter A um Alabama and
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oh gosh, Alacta. How manysigns does a trapezoid have? Oh um
um, Steven, what did theitsy bitsy spider climb up the water spout?
Okay, all right, bring backDavid and conquered. See how you
(49:29):
did against Heather and Martinez. Scaryright? Question number one? Who once
released a song called getting Jiggy withIt? David said puff Daddy. Heather
said Will Smith. It's Will Smith. Heather's on the board. Next question,
what substance can you not eat ifyou have Celiac disease? David said
gluten? Heather said gluten. It'sgluten. Name two states to begin with
(49:52):
the letter A. David said Alabamaand Arkansas. Heather said Alabama and Alaska.
They were both correct, excellent.How many sides does a trapezoid have?
David said six, Heather said seven, it's actually four. Okay,
no points. And finally, whatdid the itsy bitsy spider climb up?
David said, water spout, Heatherston, water spout. Heather's our winner,
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four to three, Heather, David, great effort, but Heather, nice
work. Thank you so much.About a chip clip? Yes, yea,
let the record show that David threwthe game to get the chip clip.
I believe it. Heather, you'dgo on to Universal Studios. Congratulations,
but everybody wins today. Thank you. I'm so happy. Thank you.
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Play again with us weeksday mornings ateight o five am. What you
know about that? On Star oneO one three, Well variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, andtoday it's Star one on one three.
It's Marcus and Corey were about toget out of here. Jump up on
the Marcus and Corey Instagram because thereis a video of is a hedgehog?
What is this groundhog? Groundhog eatingvegetables and it's adorable. It's going to
(51:00):
just give you that comfortable, calmfeeling for your day. It's the cutest
thing you've ever seen. Guaranteed again, let's give Marcus a Corey on Instagram
a follow. Weather's going to bebrilliant today, Giants playing tonight. We'll
see all at the game tomorrow,twelve forty five. Start more importantly,
have a great day and we'll talkto you tomorrow morning. Letty Bee is
on the way next with more starmusic. All Right by