May 10, 2024 • 32 mins
Does Amy watch porn, how did Chris make a teacher quit on Day 1, and who tried to run Amy over?! Plus what is rehab really like and some super spooky ghost stories!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Chris Age and Amy your eyes.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We're just getting started here, Amy and getting to know
each other. So we're going to interview each other, and
I'm going to do you first. Is that all right?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't want to do the scrunch or fole my
fault tomato or barbecue Saw's questions good? Actually yeah, no,
scrunches are gross. But I want to get some real
questions here and get to know you. Okay, really boring stuff. First,
you're a mum. You've got three kids. What are their
names and ages?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Charlie is eight, Bobby is six, and Kobe is four.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And your husband male model Ryan Model?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes, he's forty one.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
First up? Have you ever cheated on your husband Ryan?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Or any other boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I personally have never cheated on my husband, but I
actually have without even knowing.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I have been the other woman. Really yes, and I
almost got run over because of it.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, okay, tell us about that.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I was living over in the UK.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
But this really handsome guy I can say his name
because he's not going to listen to this show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
His name is Malcolm. He was South African.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
We met at a nightclub and we were chatting and
we started dating, and we went out on lots of dates.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
He's very romantic. It's and flowers to.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
My work about sex at this point, no, no, no, no,
we were not having sex. We were doing all of
the other things. And I used to be like, but
if you could do that, then surely you can we
can just put P ANDV. But anyway, no, he was
holding out.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, he was the handbrake on that. I was going
to ask you why you do everything? But he was
the handbreak okay. And alarm bells there, right.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Alarm bells.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
And then one day, this was after about we must
have been seeing each other about three and a half months,
we were having some fun in his bedroom and I
was like, right, today's day, Like we've we've had a
nice dinner, we've gone we've done all of the things
that we always doing, Like I feel like.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And you're fanging for it at this.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Lime bagging right, I'm like, just give it to me.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
And I go to make a move and grab the
pork sword, and to be honest, he does this weird
flip and he rolls out of bed like a ninja,
and I was like, that's it, Like what is going on?
Made some excuse to go to the tiller, and I
left anyway, walking to work about four and a half
days later, and there was this little, tiny red fe
(02:11):
it fanging towards me on the street the other side
of the road. All of a sudden, it crosses over
two lanes and mounts the gutter. And I'm like, wait,
this car is heading straight for.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Me and a woman driver, because you know, you know,
men don't drive. Little red feats well, sure.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Gets out, screeches to a halt, She gets out of
her car. She comes up to me and she starts
swinging punches. And I always thought that if I was
to get in a bar fight, I would be lousy,
and I was sure shit correct because I was doing
loads of air swings and I was connecting with nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
There was lots of hair pulling.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
We got pulled apart and she screams out, why are
you f wording my husband?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And you said I'm not, I'm just and all the
other stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I as soon as her words came out, I clocked
the South African accent, and I instantly was like, oh my.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
God, can you at least do it? I have a
crack at why are you doing that to my husband?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What that did not sound South African. No, let's leave
it anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I clocked it, and I instantly had so many things
that I was like, listen, let's have a chart, let's
sit down about I was like, tell me, his name
is Malcolm.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
She goes, yeah, Malcolm.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I can't even do the accent, and I said, yeah, cool,
let's listen to me when I tell you, I have
no idea that you exist. I mean, I had had
a little inkling, but I didn't think that this scenario
right here would be playing out. But I told her
the whole kit and kaboodle about his dirty, dirty secret.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And she left.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
She shook my hand and she left, and she was
like a woman on a mission. And I still to
this day, I don't even know if Malcolm is dead
or alive.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
She shook your hand. He's what really happened. He had
a couple of drinks. You know, things started just you know,
and you realize that there was a spark and you
two started making out.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We hooked up.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, of course that's exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
What about you can I ask just quickly, what would
you constitute as cheating? Like what would your wife have
to do in order for you to be like I'm done,
I'm leaving it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay. My wife, well, she'd have to do it. It'd
have to be.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Bad, like multiple men at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's what it have to be. Yeah, something
like that and broadcast online for the world, like if
only I knew about it, even i'd probably let that go.
Oh wow, okay, if like everyone's because if you're listening, yeah,
go for it. Well you've always said you know, she
has never said you wanted to because the humiliation, the
public humiliation would be a big part of it because
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they'd say they'd mentioned the radio station and you as well.
They'd say, you know, Chris Page, who's on air on
Kiss with Amy your art. But no, but she'd have
to do a lot because she makes my life so easy.
And I know this sounds really corny, but she's such
a great mum the boys that I just couldn't deprive
them of that home life. So I'd suck it up.
But it'd give me a green light to do whatever
I want. Oh okay, what would it take for you
(05:07):
if Ryan your husband, who is a very good looking man,
and I'm sure it's plenty of opportunities, like when he
knows you're on the radio and could possibly catch him.
What would he have to do?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Can I tell you?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Having an Instagram platform is absolutely working my favorite because
I have eyes everywhere everywhere he goes for work. I
have women messaging me being like, hey, Ryan spotted seven
o'clock at German beer bar anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Or bastard, He's lucky you make so much money flogging
toilet paper and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Correct, he would have to for me if he went
out and like accidentally slipped and fell into a woman
on you know, a one night thing, that would be
easier for me to forgive.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Ps.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'd never forgive you, Ryan, but that would be easier
for me to overlook.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm sure that a judge would overlook that in a
court of law.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
By the way, I would really struggle with him having
an emotional affair with another woman, Like if he's thinking
about another woman and I don't know, dedicating love songs
to her and writing her nice messages or buying her gifts.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You're out.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
If he slept with someone else once and didn't care
about them, and would drunkenness be an excuse.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It wouldn't be an excuse, but I'd be like, hey,
you've you've done that, So I'm going to go out
and get tip for tat.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm going to slip and fall onto a rod.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
But if he was, if there was an emotional affair
happening at work, three strikes in your own.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And you'd use that, You'd use your pass if he
gave you one, you'd say, right, who with I.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Don't Actually, I mean all the guys that I fantasize
about living in America.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
So who is it like? Gosling, Tom, Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Tom Hardy, Sorry, Jason.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Fall all over himself to sleep with you when you
say his name.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Don't let me do it again, Tom Hardy.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
We're right if we're talking about what's okay and what's
not okay in cheating. Yeah, I have one little scenario,
and I would absolutely love to get your opinion on this.
I have a girlfriend called Sally right, and she has
been with her partner for I think about eight or
nine years, and even when they first got together, he
(07:12):
was never really overly interested in sex.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Right. I think I'm pretty sure she was the first
person to put the moves on.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Him, and then their sex life has been somewhat ernestrian,
oh worse, like really mediocre, maybe once or twice a year.
There's no sexual chemistry between the two of them, right,
But my girlfriend is a very sexual person. She loves
sex in past relationships. She loves getting thrown around the room.
(07:40):
She's a girl who's gonna wake up at one am
and she's gonna be DTF right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know the word for it.
You're dancing around it. But that's fine, I am.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I'm being polite.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
But she's met her husband and he ticks all of
the other boxes and they're best mates and everything else
in their marriage is really great, and she loves him
and he loves her.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
But they just they have no sex.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Can she be totally honest with him and say, look,
you're not She has given it to me, you're not
doing it. And she's tried that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
They've tried everything.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
She's had multiple conversations, he's tried by agra, horny, goat weed,
all of the things.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
He is not interested.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Will he let her get what she needs somewhere else?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
This is my question.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I said to her, surely you are allowed to go
out and have your sexual needs met by somebody else.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know what if I can't be bothered mowing my lawn,
I pay someone. I pay another man to come in
and mow my law.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I can get her a jigilow.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
When I don't want to clean the pool, I pay
another man to come in and do that.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
So you think that's a question that she should ask him,
because I actually don't think he'd be like, yes, you
are allowed to go out and sleep with another man.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
But I feel like she should toys don't really do
it right, Like it's not she needs. A woman needs
more than that heights.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
To feel sexy.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
She wants to be lusted over. I was like, I
feel like you have every right to go out, and you.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Know if someone if someone's not providing right what you need.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Because if she was on the other foot and she
was never putting out, I bet he was sure as
he'd be going out and getting it elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Sure, And you're a girl that used to date an
AFL player and she would basically service him every morning, yes,
so that he would not go out and cheat. She
was convinced if she didn't do something good every morning,
then he'd definitely cheat. And she's right, he's a football player.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
But even the term servicing, I mean that I think
is wild. I would never do that for Ryan. There
has to be something for her because she's, you know,
your forty is like, she's a sexual being. She's really
in touch with her feminine energy, and she's sexy and
she deserves to feel wanted and lusted over.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
My next question about your friend, yes, is does she
watch porn? No, but don't answer it because it's meant
to be a segment where I'm interviewing you and I
want to get to know you. Do you watch porn
or amy?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh Jesus Christ, Yes, I do?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Really Okay, how often as a woman do you watch porn?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Maybe once a week?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah? What type? This really interest me? Because I'm like,
we all know there's there's gross porn out there that
I'm guessing women aren't into stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Mine is somewhat vanilla, but I enjoy watching girl on girl.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I feel like girls just kind of know each other's
body is better than most men.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Maybe threesomes. Yeah. Maybe I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Though when you say vanilla vanilla's good when you look
at what's actually out there, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Go vanilla on porn hub is good? Sure?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah? And by the way, when something really weird is
in one of those videos. It should be in the
title don't surprise me with it. Halfway through it's like, oh,
we're doing that, are we, Chris Ard. I've checked out
your Instagram. You're massive on the Gram.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You're a bit of a grandpa when it comes to Instagram,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I know nothing about social fossil post pictures and everything,
but not the stories. I don't know how they work.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I'll teach you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I don't. I was going through your Instagram because there's
a lot of videos of you know, you're getting changed.
Check out all of those femails like that. Get to
know you, get ready with me. I reckon blokes might
like it too. You're you're quite wily and appealing to
a broad audience. There you posted the other day a
bunch of ghost stories? Yes, are you? Are you one
(11:25):
of these people? UFOs? I believe ghosts anti vaxxa.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Which no, we vaccinate in my household.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I am a huge skeptic and I didn't really ever
believe in all that kind of hohoh. But I did
have a situation happened a few months ago. We went
down to a place A couple of girlfriends and I
were having a girl's weekend away, huh. And there were
six bedrooms and there was five of us, and so
we all kind of got in there and we kind
of pinpointed where we're all going to sleep. And there
was this one bedroom that had two single beds in it.
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Now all the rest had doubles. We just kind of
closed the door and gave it no other thought. Now,
I slept in what was I don't know now in hindsight,
the scariest looking room. It was also the furthest away
from everywhere else in the house, and it backed onto
like a cliff edge, and these eerie, scary looking gardens.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Really.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I went to bed the first night, and I remember
waking up and the weirdest sensation came over me. I
woke up and I instantly felt like this cold breeze
go across me, and I felt like, in that exact moment,
that there was somebody in the room with me.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
And so I switched on the light.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
And I stood there and I could not shake this
feeling of somebody being in the room.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And I was trying everything.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I was watching Mary Poppins's YouTube clips on my phone,
trying to, you know, bring all these nice thoughts.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
To my brain.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I was also dogshit tied, so I was like, I'm
trying to go back to say. As soon as I
turned the light off, I remember this cold breeze going
straight over me again.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And then I was frozen in my bed.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I could not and I felt this weight on top
of my blanket.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I've heard people talk about this, being held held down
on my chest.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yes, on my chest.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I felt like I've actually heard of people apparently had
like these spirits are having sex with them. This did
not happen to me. I was not hit on by
the spirit. But I don't know whether I know. I mean,
i'd had a wax and everything. I don't know whether
or not I was just it was a bad spirit.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I don't know. But what I can tell you was that.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I was absolutely beside myself with fear, and I didn't
know what to do, and I didn't know how to
get past it. So I just hid underneath the blankets
and I just kept reiterating, I'm not scared. This is
not like nothing's gonna happen to me. They can't touch me,
nothing's gonna happen to me. And then I could hear
these knots constant knocks, and they were knocks that were
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going all up the wall. It was the worst night
of my life. I remember it so vividly. And when
we got up in the next morning, I was telling
all the girls and as we were walking past the
corridor to where the room was where the two beds were,
the door was open, and I told them all this
ghost story, and so everyone was kind of getting a
little bit freaked out. And we looked into the room
and one of the beds was unmade, like somebody had
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slept in it.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
And I was like, did you sleep in that room?
Did anyone say? But no one slept in that room.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
So we all shoot ourselves and we made the bed
and we closed the door.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
And then the second night we all kind.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Of slept together, huddled together in a room like an
absolute bunch of plusses.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Right. Yeah, Now now the story is heating up a bit.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
And then we all woke up the next morning after
being again very fearful hearing all of the noises, and
we walked past the same room and the door was
open again, and the other bed was unmade, like someone had.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Slept in it.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
How many bottles of wine did you?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Anyway, we started googling all the facts about this house,
and everyone was like, it's haunted, it's haunted.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Never stay there.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Apparently someone said that a lady got thrown through the window.
And just in the reviews, if you just google the name,
people go there for like a ghost hunting exercise, like
ghostbusters go there. You know, people who love talking to
souls and spirits and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, Anyway,
I put something on my on my Gram and I
was sharing my stories and reiterating how terrified I was,
(15:14):
and all of these people started sending in these ghost
stories because I must have said something like do you
believe in ghosts? And I was like, send me in
some of your ghost stories and let me tell you
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I had maybe three hundred messages.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Jesus.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Some were really beautiful ghost stories and some were utterly terrifying.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Because I'm going to put a pretty bad review on
a joint. That is that I mean, Okay, there was Yeah,
there was a cube on the toilet seat when I
got there, and there was dust on the dress. Let
and a ghost help me down to try to have
sex with me in the middle of the night. Three stars.
I wouldn't give a one. You know you can't give one. Yeah,
it happened, not an evil ghost. Have you got a ghost,
(15:54):
Have you had a ghost? Have you seen a ghost?
Give us a call. I want to hear your ghost
stories because I am a believer as well. I scared Dick.
I thought it was crap my grandfather. So I fell
asleep on the couch in the afternoon, sober. Don't look
at me like that, don't look at me like my wife.
I was sober and a little siesta on the couch,
and then I had like an out of body experience,
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and I dreamt that I was like looking at myself
asleep on the couch. I could see myself, and then
into the room walked my grandfather. He passed away, and
he walks over slowly to me on the couch, and
I'm watching this from like you know, in a dream.
He reaches out slowly and put his hand on my head,
and I felt it like I felt his hand on
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the top of my head, and like woke up with
a jolt.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Wait, you didn't say a ghost, you had a dream?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No, But I actually physically felt him touch my head.
I felt the.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I'm still calling a dream, but anyway, all, let's go.
I am so interested to see.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Sorry, you want to hear an interesting ghost story?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I want to hear a real one.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Kate is on the phone. Have you got a ghost story?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Hi? Yes? How I'm excited?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
So my girlfriends and I we go away like every
year down the coast too. It's like really old or Airbnb.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh my god, it's the same one I visited.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I bet you no. No. So we've been going for years.
So the first time we went, we pulled into the
driveway and there was a man that was standing near
the door, and we like, we're like whatever. We just
thought it's a cleaner or something. So then we unpacked
all our stuff and we went in and there was
no one in the house, so we just figured he's
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walked out. And then later the host, like the ABB host,
came to check on us and we said, oh, you know,
we saw the cleaner blah blah blah, and they said, no,
it got cleaned yesterday.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
So now we're like, who was the guy that's a
pervert or something?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Right, I mean, is this supernatural or is he just
a Well know, the.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Weird thing is because we go there now every year
and we have seen him again, but like it's in
the doorway, it's always the same.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Maybe it's an old person that used to live in
the house and making sure.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Thing over it.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
But then guess are a decent and not turning.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Up with.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Well we're still parting there, so I guess he's he's
obviously happy with Howard behaving.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But yeah, how do you know it was a ghost
and not real translucent above the ground.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Well, it's the same. It's the same every year.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
It's just old, man, it's like ground every day. You're
wearing the same clothes every time you go.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Pretty similar. It's just old, old type of clothes.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
But yeah, pervert with poor hygiene as well.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Yeah, probably, I mean it's kind of well, now you're
making it more awkward.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I think, thank you. Kate. Chloe has called as well, Chloe,
what is your ghost story?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
This is a really creepy one. And I used it
as a sign to move out of a house. So
we were renting. Yeah, so we were renting house and
we were up like a least was going to end,
and we were deciding do we want to stay do
we want to go somewhere else? And we had this
doorbell that just used to go off at all white
random times, and I often just thought it was like
the naughty teenagers of the street.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeh.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
And I was like, yeah, not having this. So I
actually took it down. And then one night I could
hear music playing and I was like, where's that?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Like, what is that?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It was?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
I don't know. Do you know those old jack in
the boxes? I used to play that like creepy music.
So I could hear that in the house and I
was walking around and it was the doorbell that was
playing the music.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
And the doorbell was even on.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
No, no, it had taken it down, no battery, like nothing,
and it's only ever used to make loads like ding
dong sounds, and it was never had never played music.
And I was like, oh my god, oh my god.
So like threw it in the bin outside and I
was like, that's the sign. Can't leave here anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I actually think I would be physically sick at that point.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I would be so paralyzed with fear that I would
probably bring up all of my dinner and just freeze
on the spot.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I've got goosebumps and chills right now thinking about people
who have those personalized doorbells. That play with things because
they're crapel I was like, this is why you paid.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
For the ring doorbell, so you can just have the
video and you know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Why that's terrible. I would have been out of there
the next day.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Okay, thank you, Chloe. Selene is on the phone. Selene,
this is a childhood ghost story, Everie, what happened when
you were a child.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
So when I was little, I had an imaginary friend
and my parents didn't really question me about it because
we had just moved from Mauritius and we had just
migrated here, so they just thought it was a coping mechanism.
But one day my mum was talking to me and said, so,
who is your imaginary friend, Like, tell me about him?
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And I said, Oh, his name is Numa, and he's
like this old, cute little man that sits at the
end of my bed and when I'm cold in the
middle of the night, he puts my blankets on me.
And my mom just was like frozen and was like,
what did you say his name was? And I said, oh, Nimah,
which is like a weird name, right, Nima Nimah. Yeah,
(21:17):
it turns out that that's my grandfather's name. And I've
never met my your.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Mom's dad, yes, oh shut, and you never and he'd
passed on, obviously you'd never met him.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And none of us have ever met like, none of
my cousins or anyone had ever met him. So would
I just liked his friend.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I feel like as a kid, right, you see these
things and you're not really as terrified because you're like, oh,
this guy feels like harmless and all he's doing is
creating warmth for me and making me feel safe, and
so like I think, when you're so young and you've
got your rose colored glasses on, it's like, this isn't scary.
It's only when you've become an adult and you watch
too many sore movies that everything becomes more terrifying.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Right, A ghost a tuxi in the middle of the night.
It's really the solution to the power crisis at the moment,
and no one can afford heating. If we can put
these ghosts to work, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
If all the good ones can come down, all the
good spirits.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Thank you, Selene.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Taking Chris and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Amy Big show BUZ News this week, and it's about
one of my favorite films Titanic. Were you a fan.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I was a huge fan. Yes, of Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I think I saw this. This was one of those
movies I got a little weird obsession where I was
about sixteen when it came out, I think, and I
saw it at the cinemas like ten times.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Wow, that's really weird.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I took a bunch of different.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Girls, what ten different girls, not ten.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But a lot, but different girls. Well, it was perfect
for the date movie at that age because it's it's long.
You've got three and a quarter hours or whatever. Hands
in No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
No, slip your hands into her hand.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah no, No, I just cut a hole in the
bottom of the popcorn if you want to go there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it's long. You've got Leonardo DiCaprio. Kate Winsley gets
a top off that doesn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I actually remember going on a date with the guy.
His name was Matt and I remember going and watching
The Titanic with him, and I am an incredibly ugly crier,
and I cried throughout, like at least the back half
of it, and there was snot and tears, and he
was just like pulling out tissues out of his pocket
(23:29):
and I was just drenching them. And by the end
of the movie I walked down it showering.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Up afterwards, because I really don't want to go into
a cinema and sit down and see wet we cleaned up.
We're not going to go. Well, someone really liked Titanic.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know it was it was It was obviously you.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
That was worse after seeing the fifty Shades.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Movie Fifty Shades of Gray.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Try being a cinema cleaner any Titanic. There's big show
business this week? Is that a star of Titanic. It's
sad news has died. Oh God, So get those tissues
ready again.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I mean, unless it's Leonardo DiCaprio, I probably won't need that.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Probably would have heard.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Bernard Hill aged seventy nine. He played the captain of
the Titanic. Remember that kind man with the white.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Beard, white and the white hair.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yes, Bernard Hill.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
He was so patriotic about his ship.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And he went down with the ship like a good
captain should, did he. Yeah, Remember he's standing there at
the bridge and the boy sorry I.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Thought he meant. He died at seventy nine on his ship.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
No, no, in real life it was train surfing, which
he probably should have known better at that age. The
scene in the movie's standing and it fills up with
the water and it smashes through the glass. I was
a blobbing man, presumably drowns. Anyway, he's dead, so I've
written some jokes.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Well, that's exactly what you do when people die.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Right From what I know about Bernard Bernard Hill, which
is nothing until I google him, I think this is
what he would have wanted.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
He seems like a fun guy and he would hate
people to be sad about his death, so he'd like,
I think you first to have a laugh, sure about it?
So I'm going to give you some jokes. Stand up, okay,
because it's like stand up, stand up? Okay, all right,
are you ready? You're ready?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
No? Not really.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
As the captain from Titanic died, so those who knew
him really well have told us eulogy, yeah, actual theology jokes.
You know, you'll see. He lived hard and fast, he
thought he was invincible and ignored repeated warnings about danger ahead.
Yeah no, nothing, it's building, okay, this is comedy amy
(25:30):
slowly right to the to the real killer jokes. He
had terrible eyesight. They actually took his driver's license of
him because his reaction time was too slow, like on
the ship, you know, with the iceberg. This is a
tough crowd, real gentleman. Though, whenever he was going through
a doorway, it was always women and children first, you know, yeah, yeah,
or Billy's ay. Now, okay, you're going to let you
(25:50):
love this one. You love this one. You can tell
how much respect Leonardo DiCaprio had for Bernard Hill as
an actor because when Leo had sex with Bernard's nineteen
years granddaughter, he let her have a shower before he
threw her out.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
A little giggle there, did you know?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Fun fact, over three hundred women went down on the Titanic.
Leo didn't think that was that many, though he's not impressed.
You know, that was a laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Slow clap, should start slow clapping.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Okay, in Titanic style. Bernard Hill's funeral did have a
luxury cruise theme, though twelve dollar coronas rove doing stand
up and the seafood buffet was left out in the
sun all day, so all the guests got gastrow and
explosive diarrhea. They still said that Rove was the worst.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Part Rove McManus.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, although I apparently shouldn't be criticizing anyone else's comedy.
James Cameron, the director was He was the artistic director
of the funeral as well, so no expense was spared.
Bernard's coffin snapped in half and then was lowered vertically
into the grave.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Was that your favorite one?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, No, he's the big one. You're Oh god, James
Cameron's gonna wait. He's going to wait till everyone's forgotten
about Bernard Hill, then launch a deep underground expedition to
dig up his skeleton and bring him back to life
using CGI. That's over, thank you, Chris. It's Mother's Day tomorrow, yes,
(27:10):
and a lot of nervous men and women as well,
I suppose. But men mainly are going to be shopping
today for mum because it's last minute.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yes, I mean that. That doesn't sound like a male,
does it.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Because we're efficient, we know we can get it done
in one day.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
And you work best under pressure, right, Yes, sure.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I haven't got my wife anything yet.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Oh no, you don't say.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I know it's lot to Westfield today, but what
do you want what do you want? You're a forty
year old woman, not forty yet.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Aren't you just adding some gst on that age?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Forty ish?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Listen, what don't we want? I'll tell you what we
don't want.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I think last year Ryan bought me a contored pillow. Lovely,
not that I don't want a contord pillow, but that
is not what I want on Mother's Day. I think
the year before that, he bought me a leather keychain
that had my kid's.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Initials on it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh the kids, I was going to say, but hang.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
On a second.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
That's what I expect from my daughter, who's bringing home
like a Mother's Day storm gift. That's what I want
from her. I want the ugly mugs with my kid's
handwriting all over it. I want the really like non
you can't even read the words cards from my children.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
But from my husband.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
What I love is to be left alone, like I
feel like, I don't actually want a present.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I do not want a present.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I want you to take control of the household and
of your children, and I want you to take them far,
far away, and I want to be left in peace.
I want to be able to run a bath. I
mean if you want extra Brownie points. You could book
me in for a spa day anyway, book me in
for a massage, and then I want you to go.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
God, you sound like my wife, I mean, which means
you're probably right. I guess that's a good thing. So
time alone any amount? What about? Because money wise, I
know my wife gets a bit cross. She likes nice things.
But I know now if I go out and spend
like five hundred bucks on Another's Day present for her,
(29:10):
she will go maybe we don't have that money at
the moment. He just just gone up, like is.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
It also because you've bought something that's ship? Has she
not bettered it? Because I'm a bit like that.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Like Ryan sometimes used to.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
He would go out again at the last final hour
and he would just drop money on a present because
he was terrified.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
But it would it would always.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Be over something I didn't want right and turn up
like one time he turned up with a kettle, a
really silent kettle.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
It was a Phillip's kettle.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Do you drink tea?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
No? And we buy our coffees out, so.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I thought I had you there. No, No, I know
that is a crap.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I mean, my mum and my mum and dad who
come up and visit up.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
A kettle tay. You know what if your gas runs
out and there's no hot water, now you can pour
kettles into the bar. Thank you, Ryan. I failed last
year a little bit. I did spend a couple of
hundred dollars last year on it was a really thoughtful
give some noise canceling headphones so when the kids are asleep,
she can sit up on the downstairs TV, which like
(30:11):
is where the kids would probably hear the noise, and
watch Downtown Abbey full volume with the Bluetooth noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
She's watching TV with headphones. Yeah, the volumes going.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
She's hearing Downtown Abbey through the headphones so that she
can have it as loud as she wants. Because long
story short, she watches TV with the subtitles on and
it drives me mad because it looks ridiculous. Anyway, So
got these awesome Bose noise canceling headphones. She's never used them, Yeah,
so now I have to because she did ask me.
She goes, why are they compatible with an Xbox?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I don't that there was an ulterior motive there, for sure.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Safety first so now I use now mainly they get
used for me to play call of duty and abuse
twelve year olds on the other side of the world
in the head. Thank god, it's good stress for So.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Wait, so what are you going to do for your
wife tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, what did you say. I'm going to take control
of the house. I'm going to run a bath, I'm
going to look after the kids.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
What am I eighty five?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
That's your voice? Good, No, that's my wife's voice. I'm joking.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You know what would be nice?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I think, get up, make the kids, organize a little
breakfast in bed.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
But like I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
I would just order it in go up to the shop,
buy a nice coffee, get a really nice breaky wrap,
and get the kids to deliver it to her in bed.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Do you eat in bed? Because it's disgusted?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I actually know.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I was going to say, we're back tomorrow. By the way,
we're going to work tomorrow. So I wanted to thank
you for working on Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I am selfless like that. It also means that I'm
not with my children, and you.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Don't have to be lying in bed brought like an
inch of vegomite on it to crumbs all three, I'd welcome.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, Mother's Day. I feel like do something like I
think so many times. Also Ryan has organized as like
a family picnic. But you know who ends up making
all the sandwiches for the picnic me catering company. No, no, no,
you know who packs the picnic basket, catering me? And
you know who does all of the toilet trips or
like when someone shit themselves or my daughter needs to
go to the toilet, I guess who has to take
(32:15):
them to the toilet again Me, not a catering and
not a catering company. So I just think it's a
nice opportunity for the man to step up and say, hey,
you know what you do everything for us as a
family today is about you and what you want to do.
And I reckon most moms are going to be like,
send me do aspar or just give me a couple
of hours to myself.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
CHRISD.
Chris Age and Amy your eyes.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We're just getting started here, Amy and getting to know
each other. So we're going to interview each other, and
I'm going to do you first. Is that all right?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't want to do the scrunch or fole my
fault tomato or barbecue Saw's questions good? Actually yeah, no,
scrunches are gross. But I want to get some real
questions here and get to know you. Okay, really boring stuff. First,
you're a mum. You've got three kids. What are their
names and ages?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Charlie is eight, Bobby is six, and Kobe is four.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And your husband male model Ryan Model?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes, he's forty one.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
First up? Have you ever cheated on your husband Ryan?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Or any other boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I personally have never cheated on my husband, but I
actually have without even knowing.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I have been the other woman. Really yes, and I
almost got run over because of it.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, okay, tell us about that.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I was living over in the UK.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
But this really handsome guy I can say his name
because he's not going to listen to this show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
His name is Malcolm. He was South African.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
We met at a nightclub and we were chatting and
we started dating, and we went out on lots of dates.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
He's very romantic. It's and flowers to.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
My work about sex at this point, no, no, no, no,
we were not having sex. We were doing all of
the other things. And I used to be like, but
if you could do that, then surely you can we
can just put P ANDV. But anyway, no, he was
holding out.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, he was the handbrake on that. I was going
to ask you why you do everything? But he was
the handbreak okay. And alarm bells there, right.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Alarm bells.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
And then one day, this was after about we must
have been seeing each other about three and a half months,
we were having some fun in his bedroom and I
was like, right, today's day, Like we've we've had a
nice dinner, we've gone we've done all of the things
that we always doing, Like I feel like.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And you're fanging for it at this.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Lime bagging right, I'm like, just give it to me.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
And I go to make a move and grab the
pork sword, and to be honest, he does this weird
flip and he rolls out of bed like a ninja,
and I was like, that's it, Like what is going on?
Made some excuse to go to the tiller, and I
left anyway, walking to work about four and a half
days later, and there was this little, tiny red fe
(02:11):
it fanging towards me on the street the other side
of the road. All of a sudden, it crosses over
two lanes and mounts the gutter. And I'm like, wait,
this car is heading straight for.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Me and a woman driver, because you know, you know,
men don't drive. Little red feats well, sure.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Gets out, screeches to a halt, She gets out of
her car. She comes up to me and she starts
swinging punches. And I always thought that if I was
to get in a bar fight, I would be lousy,
and I was sure shit correct because I was doing
loads of air swings and I was connecting with nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
There was lots of hair pulling.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
We got pulled apart and she screams out, why are
you f wording my husband?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And you said I'm not, I'm just and all the
other stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I as soon as her words came out, I clocked
the South African accent, and I instantly was like, oh my.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
God, can you at least do it? I have a
crack at why are you doing that to my husband?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What that did not sound South African. No, let's leave
it anyway.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I clocked it, and I instantly had so many things
that I was like, listen, let's have a chart, let's
sit down about I was like, tell me, his name
is Malcolm.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
She goes, yeah, Malcolm.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I can't even do the accent, and I said, yeah, cool,
let's listen to me when I tell you, I have
no idea that you exist. I mean, I had had
a little inkling, but I didn't think that this scenario
right here would be playing out. But I told her
the whole kit and kaboodle about his dirty, dirty secret.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And she left.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
She shook my hand and she left, and she was
like a woman on a mission. And I still to
this day, I don't even know if Malcolm is dead
or alive.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
She shook your hand. He's what really happened. He had
a couple of drinks. You know, things started just you know,
and you realize that there was a spark and you
two started making out.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We hooked up.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, of course that's exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
What about you can I ask just quickly, what would
you constitute as cheating? Like what would your wife have
to do in order for you to be like I'm done,
I'm leaving it.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay. My wife, well, she'd have to do it. It'd
have to be.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Bad, like multiple men at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's what it have to be. Yeah, something
like that and broadcast online for the world, like if
only I knew about it, even i'd probably let that go.
Oh wow, okay, if like everyone's because if you're listening, yeah,
go for it. Well you've always said you know, she
has never said you wanted to because the humiliation, the
public humiliation would be a big part of it because
(04:47):
they'd say they'd mentioned the radio station and you as well.
They'd say, you know, Chris Page, who's on air on
Kiss with Amy your art. But no, but she'd have
to do a lot because she makes my life so easy.
And I know this sounds really corny, but she's such
a great mum the boys that I just couldn't deprive
them of that home life. So I'd suck it up.
But it'd give me a green light to do whatever
I want. Oh okay, what would it take for you
(05:07):
if Ryan your husband, who is a very good looking man,
and I'm sure it's plenty of opportunities, like when he
knows you're on the radio and could possibly catch him.
What would he have to do?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Can I tell you?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Having an Instagram platform is absolutely working my favorite because
I have eyes everywhere everywhere he goes for work. I
have women messaging me being like, hey, Ryan spotted seven
o'clock at German beer bar anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Or bastard, He's lucky you make so much money flogging
toilet paper and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Correct, he would have to for me if he went
out and like accidentally slipped and fell into a woman
on you know, a one night thing, that would be
easier for me to forgive.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Ps.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'd never forgive you, Ryan, but that would be easier
for me to overlook.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm sure that a judge would overlook that in a
court of law.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
By the way, I would really struggle with him having
an emotional affair with another woman, Like if he's thinking
about another woman and I don't know, dedicating love songs
to her and writing her nice messages or buying her gifts.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You're out.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
If he slept with someone else once and didn't care
about them, and would drunkenness be an excuse.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It wouldn't be an excuse, but I'd be like, hey,
you've you've done that, So I'm going to go out
and get tip for tat.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm going to slip and fall onto a rod.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
But if he was, if there was an emotional affair
happening at work, three strikes in your own.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And you'd use that, You'd use your pass if he
gave you one, you'd say, right, who with I.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Don't Actually, I mean all the guys that I fantasize
about living in America.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
So who is it like? Gosling, Tom, Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Tom Hardy, Sorry, Jason.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Fall all over himself to sleep with you when you
say his name.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Don't let me do it again, Tom Hardy.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
We're right if we're talking about what's okay and what's
not okay in cheating. Yeah, I have one little scenario,
and I would absolutely love to get your opinion on this.
I have a girlfriend called Sally right, and she has
been with her partner for I think about eight or
nine years, and even when they first got together, he
(07:12):
was never really overly interested in sex.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Right. I think I'm pretty sure she was the first
person to put the moves on.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Him, and then their sex life has been somewhat ernestrian,
oh worse, like really mediocre, maybe once or twice a year.
There's no sexual chemistry between the two of them, right,
But my girlfriend is a very sexual person. She loves
sex in past relationships. She loves getting thrown around the room.
(07:40):
She's a girl who's gonna wake up at one am
and she's gonna be DTF right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know the word for it.
You're dancing around it. But that's fine, I am.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I'm being polite.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
But she's met her husband and he ticks all of
the other boxes and they're best mates and everything else
in their marriage is really great, and she loves him
and he loves her.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
But they just they have no sex.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Can she be totally honest with him and say, look,
you're not She has given it to me, you're not
doing it. And she's tried that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
They've tried everything.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
She's had multiple conversations, he's tried by agra, horny, goat weed,
all of the things.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
He is not interested.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Will he let her get what she needs somewhere else?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
This is my question.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
I said to her, surely you are allowed to go
out and have your sexual needs met by somebody else.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know what if I can't be bothered mowing my lawn,
I pay someone. I pay another man to come in
and mow my law.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I can get her a jigilow.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
When I don't want to clean the pool, I pay
another man to come in and do that.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
So you think that's a question that she should ask him,
because I actually don't think he'd be like, yes, you
are allowed to go out and sleep with another man.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
But I feel like she should toys don't really do
it right, Like it's not she needs. A woman needs
more than that heights.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
To feel sexy.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
She wants to be lusted over. I was like, I
feel like you have every right to go out, and you.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Know if someone if someone's not providing right what you need.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Because if she was on the other foot and she
was never putting out, I bet he was sure as
he'd be going out and getting it elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Sure, And you're a girl that used to date an
AFL player and she would basically service him every morning, yes,
so that he would not go out and cheat. She
was convinced if she didn't do something good every morning,
then he'd definitely cheat. And she's right, he's a football player.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
But even the term servicing, I mean that I think
is wild. I would never do that for Ryan. There
has to be something for her because she's, you know,
your forty is like, she's a sexual being. She's really
in touch with her feminine energy, and she's sexy and
she deserves to feel wanted and lusted over.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
My next question about your friend, yes, is does she
watch porn? No, but don't answer it because it's meant
to be a segment where I'm interviewing you and I
want to get to know you. Do you watch porn
or amy?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh Jesus Christ, Yes, I do?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Really Okay, how often as a woman do you watch porn?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Maybe once a week?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah? What type? This really interest me? Because I'm like,
we all know there's there's gross porn out there that
I'm guessing women aren't into stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Mine is somewhat vanilla, but I enjoy watching girl on girl.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I feel like girls just kind of know each other's
body is better than most men.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Maybe threesomes. Yeah. Maybe I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Though when you say vanilla vanilla's good when you look
at what's actually out there, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Go vanilla on porn hub is good? Sure?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah? And by the way, when something really weird is
in one of those videos. It should be in the
title don't surprise me with it. Halfway through it's like, oh,
we're doing that, are we, Chris Ard. I've checked out
your Instagram. You're massive on the Gram.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You're a bit of a grandpa when it comes to Instagram,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I know nothing about social fossil post pictures and everything,
but not the stories. I don't know how they work.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I'll teach you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I don't. I was going through your Instagram because there's
a lot of videos of you know, you're getting changed.
Check out all of those femails like that. Get to
know you, get ready with me. I reckon blokes might
like it too. You're you're quite wily and appealing to
a broad audience. There you posted the other day a
bunch of ghost stories? Yes, are you? Are you one
(11:25):
of these people? UFOs? I believe ghosts anti vaxxa.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Which no, we vaccinate in my household.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I am a huge skeptic and I didn't really ever
believe in all that kind of hohoh. But I did
have a situation happened a few months ago. We went
down to a place A couple of girlfriends and I
were having a girl's weekend away, huh. And there were
six bedrooms and there was five of us, and so
we all kind of got in there and we kind
of pinpointed where we're all going to sleep. And there
was this one bedroom that had two single beds in it.
(11:55):
Now all the rest had doubles. We just kind of
closed the door and gave it no other thought. Now,
I slept in what was I don't know now in hindsight,
the scariest looking room. It was also the furthest away
from everywhere else in the house, and it backed onto
like a cliff edge, and these eerie, scary looking gardens.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Really.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I went to bed the first night, and I remember
waking up and the weirdest sensation came over me. I
woke up and I instantly felt like this cold breeze
go across me, and I felt like, in that exact moment,
that there was somebody in the room with me.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
And so I switched on the light.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
And I stood there and I could not shake this
feeling of somebody being in the room.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
And I was trying everything.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I was watching Mary Poppins's YouTube clips on my phone,
trying to, you know, bring all these nice thoughts.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
To my brain.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I was also dogshit tied, so I was like, I'm
trying to go back to say. As soon as I
turned the light off, I remember this cold breeze going
straight over me again.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
And then I was frozen in my bed.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I could not and I felt this weight on top
of my blanket.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I've heard people talk about this, being held held down
on my chest.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yes, on my chest.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I felt like I've actually heard of people apparently had
like these spirits are having sex with them. This did
not happen to me. I was not hit on by
the spirit. But I don't know whether I know. I mean,
i'd had a wax and everything. I don't know whether
or not I was just it was a bad spirit.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I don't know. But what I can tell you was that.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I was absolutely beside myself with fear, and I didn't
know what to do, and I didn't know how to
get past it. So I just hid underneath the blankets
and I just kept reiterating, I'm not scared. This is
not like nothing's gonna happen to me. They can't touch me,
nothing's gonna happen to me. And then I could hear
these knots constant knocks, and they were knocks that were
(13:47):
going all up the wall. It was the worst night
of my life. I remember it so vividly. And when
we got up in the next morning, I was telling
all the girls and as we were walking past the
corridor to where the room was where the two beds were,
the door was open, and I told them all this
ghost story, and so everyone was kind of getting a
little bit freaked out. And we looked into the room
and one of the beds was unmade, like somebody had
(14:09):
slept in it.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
And I was like, did you sleep in that room?
Did anyone say? But no one slept in that room.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
So we all shoot ourselves and we made the bed
and we closed the door.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
And then the second night we all kind.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Of slept together, huddled together in a room like an
absolute bunch of plusses.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Right. Yeah, Now now the story is heating up a bit.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
And then we all woke up the next morning after
being again very fearful hearing all of the noises, and
we walked past the same room and the door was
open again, and the other bed was unmade, like someone had.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Slept in it.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
How many bottles of wine did you?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Anyway, we started googling all the facts about this house,
and everyone was like, it's haunted, it's haunted.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Never stay there.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Apparently someone said that a lady got thrown through the window.
And just in the reviews, if you just google the name,
people go there for like a ghost hunting exercise, like
ghostbusters go there. You know, people who love talking to
souls and spirits and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, Anyway,
I put something on my on my Gram and I
was sharing my stories and reiterating how terrified I was,
(15:14):
and all of these people started sending in these ghost
stories because I must have said something like do you
believe in ghosts? And I was like, send me in
some of your ghost stories and let me tell you
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I had maybe three hundred messages.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Jesus.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Some were really beautiful ghost stories and some were utterly terrifying.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Because I'm going to put a pretty bad review on
a joint. That is that I mean, Okay, there was Yeah,
there was a cube on the toilet seat when I
got there, and there was dust on the dress. Let
and a ghost help me down to try to have
sex with me in the middle of the night. Three stars.
I wouldn't give a one. You know you can't give one. Yeah,
it happened, not an evil ghost. Have you got a ghost,
(15:54):
Have you had a ghost? Have you seen a ghost?
Give us a call. I want to hear your ghost
stories because I am a believer as well. I scared Dick.
I thought it was crap my grandfather. So I fell
asleep on the couch in the afternoon, sober. Don't look
at me like that, don't look at me like my wife.
I was sober and a little siesta on the couch,
and then I had like an out of body experience,
(16:15):
and I dreamt that I was like looking at myself
asleep on the couch. I could see myself, and then
into the room walked my grandfather. He passed away, and
he walks over slowly to me on the couch, and
I'm watching this from like you know, in a dream.
He reaches out slowly and put his hand on my head,
and I felt it like I felt his hand on
(16:38):
the top of my head, and like woke up with
a jolt.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Wait, you didn't say a ghost, you had a dream?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No, But I actually physically felt him touch my head.
I felt the.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I'm still calling a dream, but anyway, all, let's go.
I am so interested to see.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Sorry, you want to hear an interesting ghost story?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I want to hear a real one.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Kate is on the phone. Have you got a ghost story?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Hi? Yes? How I'm excited?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
So my girlfriends and I we go away like every
year down the coast too. It's like really old or Airbnb.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Oh my god, it's the same one I visited.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I bet you no. No. So we've been going for years.
So the first time we went, we pulled into the
driveway and there was a man that was standing near
the door, and we like, we're like whatever. We just
thought it's a cleaner or something. So then we unpacked
all our stuff and we went in and there was
no one in the house, so we just figured he's
(17:38):
walked out. And then later the host, like the ABB host,
came to check on us and we said, oh, you know,
we saw the cleaner blah blah blah, and they said, no,
it got cleaned yesterday.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
So now we're like, who was the guy that's a
pervert or something?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Right, I mean, is this supernatural or is he just
a Well know, the.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
Weird thing is because we go there now every year
and we have seen him again, but like it's in
the doorway, it's always the same.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Maybe it's an old person that used to live in
the house and making sure.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Thing over it.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
But then guess are a decent and not turning.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Up with.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
Well we're still parting there, so I guess he's he's
obviously happy with Howard behaving.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But yeah, how do you know it was a ghost
and not real translucent above the ground.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Well, it's the same. It's the same every year.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
It's just old, man, it's like ground every day. You're
wearing the same clothes every time you go.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Pretty similar. It's just old, old type of clothes.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
But yeah, pervert with poor hygiene as well.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Yeah, probably, I mean it's kind of well, now you're
making it more awkward.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I think, thank you. Kate. Chloe has called as well, Chloe,
what is your ghost story?
Speaker 6 (19:00):
This is a really creepy one. And I used it
as a sign to move out of a house. So
we were renting. Yeah, so we were renting house and
we were up like a least was going to end,
and we were deciding do we want to stay do
we want to go somewhere else? And we had this
doorbell that just used to go off at all white
random times, and I often just thought it was like
the naughty teenagers of the street.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeh.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
And I was like, yeah, not having this. So I
actually took it down. And then one night I could
hear music playing and I was like, where's that?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Like, what is that?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It was?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
I don't know. Do you know those old jack in
the boxes? I used to play that like creepy music.
So I could hear that in the house and I
was walking around and it was the doorbell that was
playing the music.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
And the doorbell was even on.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
No, no, it had taken it down, no battery, like nothing,
and it's only ever used to make loads like ding
dong sounds, and it was never had never played music.
And I was like, oh my god, oh my god.
So like threw it in the bin outside and I
was like, that's the sign. Can't leave here anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I actually think I would be physically sick at that point.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
I would be so paralyzed with fear that I would
probably bring up all of my dinner and just freeze
on the spot.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I've got goosebumps and chills right now thinking about people
who have those personalized doorbells. That play with things because
they're crapel I was like, this is why you paid.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
For the ring doorbell, so you can just have the
video and you know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Why that's terrible. I would have been out of there
the next day.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Okay, thank you, Chloe. Selene is on the phone. Selene,
this is a childhood ghost story, Everie, what happened when
you were a child.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
So when I was little, I had an imaginary friend
and my parents didn't really question me about it because
we had just moved from Mauritius and we had just
migrated here, so they just thought it was a coping mechanism.
But one day my mum was talking to me and said, so,
who is your imaginary friend, Like, tell me about him?
(20:53):
And I said, Oh, his name is Numa, and he's
like this old, cute little man that sits at the
end of my bed and when I'm cold in the
middle of the night, he puts my blankets on me.
And my mom just was like frozen and was like,
what did you say his name was? And I said, oh, Nimah,
which is like a weird name, right, Nima Nimah. Yeah,
(21:17):
it turns out that that's my grandfather's name. And I've
never met my your.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Mom's dad, yes, oh shut, and you never and he'd
passed on, obviously you'd never met him.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And none of us have ever met like, none of
my cousins or anyone had ever met him. So would
I just liked his friend.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I feel like as a kid, right, you see these
things and you're not really as terrified because you're like, oh,
this guy feels like harmless and all he's doing is
creating warmth for me and making me feel safe, and
so like I think, when you're so young and you've
got your rose colored glasses on, it's like, this isn't scary.
It's only when you've become an adult and you watch
too many sore movies that everything becomes more terrifying.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Right, A ghost a tuxi in the middle of the night.
It's really the solution to the power crisis at the moment,
and no one can afford heating. If we can put
these ghosts to work, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
If all the good ones can come down, all the
good spirits.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Thank you, Selene.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Taking Chris and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Amy Big show BUZ News this week, and it's about
one of my favorite films Titanic. Were you a fan.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I was a huge fan. Yes, of Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I think I saw this. This was one of those
movies I got a little weird obsession where I was
about sixteen when it came out, I think, and I
saw it at the cinemas like ten times.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Wow, that's really weird.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I took a bunch of different.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Girls, what ten different girls, not ten.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But a lot, but different girls. Well, it was perfect
for the date movie at that age because it's it's long.
You've got three and a quarter hours or whatever. Hands
in No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
No, slip your hands into her hand.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah no, No, I just cut a hole in the
bottom of the popcorn if you want to go there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it's long. You've got Leonardo DiCaprio. Kate Winsley gets
a top off that doesn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I actually remember going on a date with the guy.
His name was Matt and I remember going and watching
The Titanic with him, and I am an incredibly ugly crier,
and I cried throughout, like at least the back half
of it, and there was snot and tears, and he
was just like pulling out tissues out of his pocket
(23:29):
and I was just drenching them. And by the end
of the movie I walked down it showering.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Up afterwards, because I really don't want to go into
a cinema and sit down and see wet we cleaned up.
We're not going to go. Well, someone really liked Titanic.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know it was it was It was obviously you.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
That was worse after seeing the fifty Shades.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Movie Fifty Shades of Gray.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Try being a cinema cleaner any Titanic. There's big show
business this week? Is that a star of Titanic. It's
sad news has died. Oh God, So get those tissues
ready again.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I mean, unless it's Leonardo DiCaprio, I probably won't need that.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Probably would have heard.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Bernard Hill aged seventy nine. He played the captain of
the Titanic. Remember that kind man with the white.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Beard, white and the white hair.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yes, Bernard Hill.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
He was so patriotic about his ship.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
And he went down with the ship like a good
captain should, did he. Yeah, Remember he's standing there at
the bridge and the boy sorry I.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Thought he meant. He died at seventy nine on his ship.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
No, no, in real life it was train surfing, which
he probably should have known better at that age. The
scene in the movie's standing and it fills up with
the water and it smashes through the glass. I was
a blobbing man, presumably drowns. Anyway, he's dead, so I've
written some jokes.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Well, that's exactly what you do when people die.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Right From what I know about Bernard Bernard Hill, which
is nothing until I google him, I think this is
what he would have wanted.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
He seems like a fun guy and he would hate
people to be sad about his death, so he'd like,
I think you first to have a laugh, sure about it?
So I'm going to give you some jokes. Stand up, okay,
because it's like stand up, stand up? Okay, all right,
are you ready? You're ready?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
No? Not really.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
As the captain from Titanic died, so those who knew
him really well have told us eulogy, yeah, actual theology jokes.
You know, you'll see. He lived hard and fast, he
thought he was invincible and ignored repeated warnings about danger ahead.
Yeah no, nothing, it's building, okay, this is comedy amy
(25:30):
slowly right to the to the real killer jokes. He
had terrible eyesight. They actually took his driver's license of
him because his reaction time was too slow, like on
the ship, you know, with the iceberg. This is a
tough crowd, real gentleman. Though, whenever he was going through
a doorway, it was always women and children first, you know, yeah, yeah,
or Billy's ay. Now, okay, you're going to let you
(25:50):
love this one. You love this one. You can tell
how much respect Leonardo DiCaprio had for Bernard Hill as
an actor because when Leo had sex with Bernard's nineteen
years granddaughter, he let her have a shower before he
threw her out.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
A little giggle there, did you know?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Fun fact, over three hundred women went down on the Titanic.
Leo didn't think that was that many, though he's not impressed.
You know, that was a laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Slow clap, should start slow clapping.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Okay, in Titanic style. Bernard Hill's funeral did have a
luxury cruise theme, though twelve dollar coronas rove doing stand
up and the seafood buffet was left out in the
sun all day, so all the guests got gastrow and
explosive diarrhea. They still said that Rove was the worst.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Part Rove McManus.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, although I apparently shouldn't be criticizing anyone else's comedy.
James Cameron, the director was He was the artistic director
of the funeral as well, so no expense was spared.
Bernard's coffin snapped in half and then was lowered vertically
into the grave.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Was that your favorite one?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, No, he's the big one. You're Oh god, James
Cameron's gonna wait. He's going to wait till everyone's forgotten
about Bernard Hill, then launch a deep underground expedition to
dig up his skeleton and bring him back to life
using CGI. That's over, thank you, Chris. It's Mother's Day tomorrow, yes,
(27:10):
and a lot of nervous men and women as well,
I suppose. But men mainly are going to be shopping
today for mum because it's last minute.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yes, I mean that. That doesn't sound like a male,
does it.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Because we're efficient, we know we can get it done
in one day.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
And you work best under pressure, right, Yes, sure.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I haven't got my wife anything yet.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Oh no, you don't say.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I know it's lot to Westfield today, but what
do you want what do you want? You're a forty
year old woman, not forty yet.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Aren't you just adding some gst on that age?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Forty ish?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Listen, what don't we want? I'll tell you what we
don't want.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I think last year Ryan bought me a contored pillow. Lovely,
not that I don't want a contord pillow, but that
is not what I want on Mother's Day. I think
the year before that, he bought me a leather keychain
that had my kid's.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Initials on it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh the kids, I was going to say, but hang.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
On a second.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
That's what I expect from my daughter, who's bringing home
like a Mother's Day storm gift. That's what I want
from her. I want the ugly mugs with my kid's
handwriting all over it. I want the really like non
you can't even read the words cards from my children.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
But from my husband.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
What I love is to be left alone, like I
feel like, I don't actually want a present.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I do not want a present.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I want you to take control of the household and
of your children, and I want you to take them far,
far away, and I want to be left in peace.
I want to be able to run a bath. I
mean if you want extra Brownie points. You could book
me in for a spa day anyway, book me in
for a massage, and then I want you to go.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
God, you sound like my wife, I mean, which means
you're probably right. I guess that's a good thing. So
time alone any amount? What about? Because money wise, I
know my wife gets a bit cross. She likes nice things.
But I know now if I go out and spend
like five hundred bucks on Another's Day present for her,
(29:10):
she will go maybe we don't have that money at
the moment. He just just gone up, like is.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
It also because you've bought something that's ship? Has she
not bettered it? Because I'm a bit like that.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Like Ryan sometimes used to.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
He would go out again at the last final hour
and he would just drop money on a present because
he was terrified.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
But it would it would always.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Be over something I didn't want right and turn up
like one time he turned up with a kettle, a
really silent kettle.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
It was a Phillip's kettle.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Do you drink tea?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
No? And we buy our coffees out, so.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I thought I had you there. No, No, I know
that is a crap.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I mean, my mum and my mum and dad who
come up and visit up.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
A kettle tay. You know what if your gas runs
out and there's no hot water, now you can pour
kettles into the bar. Thank you, Ryan. I failed last
year a little bit. I did spend a couple of
hundred dollars last year on it was a really thoughtful
give some noise canceling headphones so when the kids are asleep,
she can sit up on the downstairs TV, which like
(30:11):
is where the kids would probably hear the noise, and
watch Downtown Abbey full volume with the Bluetooth noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
She's watching TV with headphones. Yeah, the volumes going.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
She's hearing Downtown Abbey through the headphones so that she
can have it as loud as she wants. Because long
story short, she watches TV with the subtitles on and
it drives me mad because it looks ridiculous. Anyway, So
got these awesome Bose noise canceling headphones. She's never used them, Yeah,
so now I have to because she did ask me.
She goes, why are they compatible with an Xbox?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I don't that there was an ulterior motive there, for sure.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Safety first so now I use now mainly they get
used for me to play call of duty and abuse
twelve year olds on the other side of the world
in the head. Thank god, it's good stress for So.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Wait, so what are you going to do for your
wife tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, what did you say. I'm going to take control
of the house. I'm going to run a bath, I'm
going to look after the kids.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
What am I eighty five?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
That's your voice? Good, No, that's my wife's voice. I'm joking.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You know what would be nice?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I think, get up, make the kids, organize a little
breakfast in bed.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
But like I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
I would just order it in go up to the shop,
buy a nice coffee, get a really nice breaky wrap,
and get the kids to deliver it to her in bed.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Do you eat in bed? Because it's disgusted?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I actually know.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I was going to say, we're back tomorrow. By the way,
we're going to work tomorrow. So I wanted to thank
you for working on Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I am selfless like that. It also means that I'm
not with my children, and you.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Don't have to be lying in bed brought like an
inch of vegomite on it to crumbs all three, I'd welcome.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, Mother's Day. I feel like do something like I
think so many times. Also Ryan has organized as like
a family picnic. But you know who ends up making
all the sandwiches for the picnic me catering company. No, no, no,
you know who packs the picnic basket, catering me? And
you know who does all of the toilet trips or
like when someone shit themselves or my daughter needs to
go to the toilet, I guess who has to take
(32:15):
them to the toilet again Me, not a catering and
not a catering company. So I just think it's a
nice opportunity for the man to step up and say, hey,
you know what you do everything for us as a
family today is about you and what you want to do.
And I reckon most moms are going to be like,
send me do aspar or just give me a couple
of hours to myself.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
CHRISD.
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