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April 14, 2024 36 mins

Clairsy took his wife away for a short holiday and discovered something in his hotel room that upset him.

Clairsy & Lisa had a quick chat about self-serve checkouts and why we all hate them.

Lego Masters is back and this time it’s Australia vs The World. Ryan McNaught a.k.a Brickman called Clairsy & Lisa to tell them what we can all expect to see on this year’s show.

Producer Greg had a golf ball go through his back windscreen so Clairsy & Lisa opened the phones on how did a window break.

Barra chatted to Clairsy & Lisa about West Coast’s first win for the season, another heartbreaking loss for The Dockers plus why the OWLS were in the changerooms before the game and it’s all over at the U.S Masters.

In The Shaw Report, some Raquel Welch memorabilia has gone under the hammer and a replica of her famous bikini has sold for a ridiculous amount plus look out, Harry & Meghan are headed bacxk to Netflix in not one, but two new shows. Lisa has all the details.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
How it Buddy my radio.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
WAB from ninety six air Am to whereever you're listening today.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
This is Clearzy and Lisa's podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Coming up with the podcast our man Adrian Barrett and
the Eagles were winners, the Grinners.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
They had a win with the return of Lego Masters.
We catch up with the Brickman, Ryan McNaught.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
We caught up with the not golf playing man, but
he still had a golf ball in his window? And
how did you break a window? How produce a Greg join.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Us and more Netflix projects from the Ginger and the Winter.
We're asking how did your window break? Our producer Greg
is in the studio and he has a story.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
I broke a window. Well, I didn't break a window.
Someone broke it for me last Monday. Oh okay, it
was a real tree window.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeh.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
So I was at my gym, right, so I do
every just about every day. Well, you will go to
the gym, Well there is that it's next to a
golf course. Now, I've been going to this gym for years, right,
I never had an issue, and I don't remember anybody
ever having a golf ball go through their back windscreen. Right,
So I'm at the gym until until Monday. So I
met the gym, done my training, jumped in the car,

(01:02):
looked up and gone, God, the sun seems really bright
on my back wind screen.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That looks really odd. It was like almost like it
was fog like. It was so misty.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Got out of the car, around the back and round.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
I saw this gaping, great bloody hole in the back
of it the shape of golf ball and the golf
ball sitting on my back ledge, and I was like, oh,
got to be got to be kidding of all the
bloody things. So there you go, golf all through my
back wind screen. What fun far out? Yes, so much fun.
How did you break a window? Well, someone else did
it for you.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I did it for me.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Only in cadding Vale. How did you break the window?

Speaker 8 (01:38):
Up morning? It was the hobby We just moved into
my home. Lazily came home from golf and tossed his
gold shoes on the bed, bounced across the bed and
out of window.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
I know, golf sh shoes.

Speaker 9 (01:54):
Gold shoe the foot joy not very joyous all.

Speaker 10 (01:59):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I can imagine a Doc Martin may be taking out
a window just a golf.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Shoes like Greg when it comes to golf, it's a
ball going through your window.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Wins great, Yeah, I'm not pleasure four sho show?

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Did he do with Showy afterwards?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:23):
Window Saturday afternoon exactly.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
And that's that's a weird one to write down.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
We'd excuse to write down on the insurance claim, isn't
it golf shoes.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Board that up to?

Speaker 8 (02:34):
Don't believe? Climate was just exactly.

Speaker 11 (02:41):
Right.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I love how we pay insurance, but then anytime we
make a claim, it's like is it worth losing?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, a whopper, and then pump the premium up next time.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Thanks, Rebecca and Clarkson.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Hey Rebecca, welcome.

Speaker 10 (02:58):
How are you going good?

Speaker 7 (02:59):
We're asking how did your window break?

Speaker 8 (03:02):
Well?

Speaker 10 (03:03):
When we were young, we broke quite a few windows
on our farm. The first one we broke by sending
my sister through it on a skateboard. We had a
really long hallway and it was tiled, and you know
what better place to write a skateboard or push your
three year old sister? Then on the skateboard and she
went right through the back window and landed on the

(03:26):
back paved area, and then the rest of the glass
actually fell through like a yellow team.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
That wow.

Speaker 10 (03:34):
And then the other two we actually broke playing the
floor is lava in our laund room and we kept
trying to walk the chairs from one side of the
lound room to the other, and unfortunately on two occasions
we actually the same sister went through another two windows.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Oh my gosh, did she talk to you?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
And I reckon she still talks to us.

Speaker 10 (03:56):
We did love her dearly, but she's definitely the accident.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
She is excellent.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Window skateboard.

Speaker 10 (04:07):
Skateboard in the house.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, and you've just brought memories of that chair game
and used to play that a bit.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
It's a bit dangerous, a little bit fun. Always got
so much fun.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
And wis thank you Rebecca One.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Tracy and Alexander Heights.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
Hello, Hello, how are you good? So quite a few
years ago, my husband was going.

Speaker 12 (04:30):
Outside out the back door of the house and just
to the right there was a full window which our
baby was in there.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
That was her bedroom.

Speaker 12 (04:39):
Anyway, he went to go outside, stepped onto the map,
but actually the dog was there, so the dog stood up.
He fell through the baby's window. He didn't wake the
baby up, but anyway, he sort of crawled back into
the house through the other way, and so I bandished
up his arm and us or, look, come on, we

(05:00):
better go to the hospital. Get it, you know, stitched up. Yeah,
he goes, I can't get up. I said, what do
you mean? He goes, I've got glass and my bump crack.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
So yeah, so I had to pick it out. Absolutely
so anyway it wouldn't all come out. So I got
the dust pan and brushed and I brushed it and
tried to get it out and yeah, brush the crowd
that that didn't work.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
He signed up.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
And he ended up in the hospital.

Speaker 12 (05:38):
Yeah, after that, so then after he could get up,
I got all the glass crash. Yeah, I got the
baby and went to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
He got in his arm, so yeah, I just did
his arm.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, it could have been worse.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (05:55):
They asked if he was Partney where else. I said, no,
I've already attended.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
You've attended, and you the brush and some other things,
and yeah, well I mentioned.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
As an emergency.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Just imagine if someone walked in behind.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, it would have been interesting, Yeah, very interesting, And
you don't know, but it's not what it looks like.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
Oh my gosh, the new Dion campaign.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Could it be exactly.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, yeah, but things that are like visions. You'll never
get any brain twice.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
That's it.

Speaker 12 (06:25):
I know.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
It would have been what twenty eight years ago now, yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Yeah, you would seed into that brain.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
Of yours, the babies now, like Nelly thirsty.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
It's a great story, though, she is.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
She slipped through the whole scene.

Speaker 12 (06:41):
She said, the story many times, the right story at.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
The dinner table, live at Christmas lives.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yeah, love it.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
Cringes, she cringes when we talk about it.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Of course you're talking about that.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
It's not good.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
That's fantastic.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Thank you, okay, no, thank you.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
My worse Aaron in Pinjara, How did you break your
window on my guys?

Speaker 13 (07:05):
I was on the Knana Freeway going north north one night.
My daughter was in the passenger seat and we was
out cars Furagon Drive and all of a sudden that
a spirit of one of those big sandstone blocks it's
run from the side of the freeway. Yeah, so it
didn't quite shatter my window the first time, but then

(07:26):
it actually bounced ahead the pillar down the side of
the driver's side and then the whole window went. We
almost crashed enough and they actually got nine cars and yeah,
one of the ladies. It went through her the back
when no one actually ended us.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
On top of the baby like minute.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, so they were on the side of the road,
not the overpast kind of situation.

Speaker 13 (07:51):
Because they know no, no, no, they were on the
side on the bike path. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I
driving past her.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
I drive past every day. I still can't drive an
that kind of line any more.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, thank you, er running Miranda.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
How did your window break?

Speaker 14 (08:11):
Yeah? I was a thirteen year old kid with a
baby rifle.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yeah, baby baby again.

Speaker 14 (08:21):
Yeah, so what I'm shoot? I'm I'm shooting hands off
the top of the fen and we get a knock
on the door from two doors up. Our neighbor comes
down and says, Ron, your son is just shot out
our window, which happened to be the largest window in
the house, which was around five hundred dollars back in
nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Right, it was.

Speaker 14 (08:45):
So granted, Oh definitely, but my dad, you know how
my dad back in those days, he says, Hey, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I know a guy, I know a guy I love.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Someone says that someone roll the old being thirteen with
a bb only shooting cans.

Speaker 14 (09:07):
That was just like I forgot that there were actually
things behind the can.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Yeah, of course little young mind doesn't think, no, it doesn't.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
Thanks thanks for sharing by first thing.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
After getting back from a little bit of time away
a least that we did, we had a house with
no nothing in the fridge, so we had to go
to the shop to get into the shops? Have you
ever used this self serve checkout and not had the Yeah?
Have you ever used it even once? I've never used
it without the please wait for assistance thing to come up,
even when you've done nothing wrong?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Hardly ever, so glitchy?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Do you know what one of the big problems is
some things don't They don't register that you've put it
in the bag.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
So if you're light, yes, doesn't you.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Got to sort of like stulp the bag as well?
So I always buy you know those little dog food, Yes,
just a little sashe so they times, but you know,
I mean you make.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Us use them by one registered.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Every time it comes up. And I haven't done anything wrong.
I told them I was using my own bag. I've
moved the bag.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Standing there and wait for the Normally a.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Girl comes over and goes you've got to stare at them.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
And then she gets her tag and just goes out
and presses a button and goes and rumps as she
walks off quite often, not every time, but every time
that happens to me.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
You stared a hole into the side of her head.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Of course, you know why she said the one next
to you, because they had to do the same thing.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Well, you don't want to be that rude person who
puts their hand up straight and goes, excuse me.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Excuse me, but you're in the classroom.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Excuse you. She's really busy.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Absolutely dealing moment.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Must get so sick of those glitching, bloody things.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
More Clzy, more Lisa, more podcasts. Soon it's time to
talk sport with Adrian Barriage.

Speaker 15 (10:54):
Hello, guys, how are you welcome back there? Look before
you left, I think we said we predicted way out
that the Eagles have beat the Tigers. Guess what happened?
They beat them on the Tiger so good. Forty seven
thousand people there, everybody just up and about it was
so good. I mean, I think it's good for Western Australia.

(11:16):
Even if you're not an Eagles fan. Our team's winning
is great, so we love it when the Doctors win.
We love when the Eagles.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Waterman j K for the day six goals.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
The lights on again?

Speaker 11 (11:28):
Though?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Did they leave the lights on?

Speaker 7 (11:29):
Always leave the lights on, adoptus. It's a lot of lights.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I could drive to work without my head lights on
from coming down Walcott straight.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
The blue and gold was it?

Speaker 11 (11:40):
No?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
It was white?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
The matter garrab Bridge wasn't blue and gold? What happened?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Playing the last one out?

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Turn the lights off?

Speaker 14 (11:47):
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
They played this song about it a million times. But
I know this sad.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Anyone remember how to sing.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
It to last year?

Speaker 7 (11:57):
I like their phone out.

Speaker 15 (12:00):
The only thing I will say is that. And this
is not a massive achievement, I know, but it's small mercies.
At the moment, I actually think they won't finish last.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Okay bottom anymore after yesterday.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I know that.

Speaker 15 (12:11):
I know that sounds horrible and stupid and our big deal,
but it is a big thing, not being the bottom team.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
It wouldn't haw On a pretty average Hawthorn and North
a pretty average.

Speaker 15 (12:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I reckon Hawthorne finished down there. I sipped them finished
down there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
You see Harley Reid being interviewed after the game, and
he said, I'm glad that you rock kicked in because
that other song of ours is pretty dodgy, pretty average.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
He's got a good sense.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
He hit that kids, the marketing people of the we
need to speak to you, Harley.

Speaker 7 (12:40):
Fakers can't be choosers. Mate, sing what you get.

Speaker 15 (12:43):
I'll tell you what. That guy is super the two
super players. And it was like the Master and the Apprentice,
or the Monster and the Apprentice. Actually yoe, yep, your man.
Twenty seven touches, fifteen clearances, at least thirteen score involvements,
two goals. And then read twenty seven touches, twelve contested,
eight score envirolnments a goal as well. Those two they

(13:03):
were just like two peas in a pod. And there's
no doubt that Harley Reid will be the Writing Star
nominee for this week.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I think it comes out today.

Speaker 15 (13:12):
There's no question a bloke, like a young bloke l
like that doing having twenty seven touches, kicking your goal,
palming off Dustin Mark.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
We talked about that at the start of the year in
Dusty did it and that.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Was his hero too.

Speaker 15 (13:26):
So when your hero becomes your rival or almost your equal,
I mean that's a big thing.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
Isn't it like a Mariah Carey song.

Speaker 15 (13:34):
I'm but the true motivation. You know where the true
motivation came from? It was the nineteen eighty seventeen.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
What do you like?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Tell me how you reached this sum So.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
We were invited.

Speaker 15 (13:51):
Sorry joking, that's so mean. It wasn't me seventh anniversary.
And so we got invited down. We did a guard
of honor and we actually went into the and I'm
talking about legends like Warsfold, not just me, Warsfold, Dinning,
Chris Lewis, Daniel Laidley, Nackle, Materira Keene.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Their proper legends, huge legends.

Speaker 15 (14:16):
And I can't talk too much about what happened, but
we were admitted into the inner sanctum. So the coach
was there, the team was there in the theater. First, yeah, yeah,
we owned it.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
First.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Gorgeous.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
It doesn't it good.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
He's on the front bar last week.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
He's man, he's still got long hair.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
It's very handsome.

Speaker 15 (14:41):
So you know, it's secret men's business. So I can't say.
But we got called into the room. So we marched in.
The whole team was there and we got a round
of applause from the players.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
So we all walk in the old bloke, so you should.

Speaker 15 (14:54):
A couple of guys stumble and you know, sort of
hobble neighbors, reconstructions and hips done and all that. But
the main point that Simo made and I can't say
too much, but a little bit I can give you.
Whatever they committed to that team, the new team in
front of us, they had to deliver on because the
old boys here, the Pioneers, the Owls, the older, wiser, larger,

(15:17):
slower boys from the past. Now that created the team,
that created the winning culture, that were thirty three points
down in the first ever game at three quarter time
and storm time.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
To convince me exactly so at least with So that's
what happened.

Speaker 15 (15:32):
And I think part of our mojo, a part of
our I don't know what it is, from Usher and
code passed into those boys and I know they got
down right. Yeah, I'm serious. It was like I was
almost a spiritual thing. Yeah, it's good and it really
worked well. And it may not last that long because
and we maybe we need to go every home game.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Yeah, what are you read? I reckon?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
You get the ouse, You're up a roster whole lot
of it. We loved it. But he has got the
first three goals right, so everyone's thinking. Look, I was
a little bit worried there wobbling in the first quarter.
But there's a derby this Saturday.

Speaker 15 (16:09):
There is a derby, so we could run into a
pretty fight up Freemount.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
It's going to be on the Donkey Kong this weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
And the dock is very unlucky.

Speaker 15 (16:17):
That's the only problem with scoring nine goals to keep
your door, to keep the door open, of course. But
the freemanner looking looked fantastic. Sean Darcy comes back, Luke
Jackson pushes forward, he'll kick more goals, takes as the
best defender away from a young Amos and feels like
Freeman are on their way and I think they're playing
finals because they look super.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Does Waterman get Alex Peace in great form this week?
You know there's a worst matchup in mate.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I'll tell you what you wouldn't want to have Alex
Peers how good going.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
He's pushing Charlie Dixon around on the weekend.

Speaker 15 (16:43):
I think the plan was to send McGovern forward or
barrass if they can work out, so maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's the extra tool.

Speaker 16 (16:51):
Sorry to talk of Chris.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
All those people are get them.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
In Yeah, yeah, we're talking about those guys. It did
look good about number thirty eight. He was a good
looking rister.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yes, nicer haircuts in those barrel chests.

Speaker 15 (17:18):
But in there when we went into that room and
heard the coach speak, I tell you what, the hair
was grown back.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
We felt young again to.

Speaker 15 (17:24):
Run back out under the Yeah, I felt like it
was oval, but we felt like pulling on the boots.
I thought to night he was going to run out
with the team, that's how excited he was.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Of course, are the Master's up there? A bit a
bit of a controversial Masters Golf, isn't it.

Speaker 15 (17:37):
Yeah, well, you might have heard in the news that
American Scottie Scheffler he's taken out the Masters. That's his
second green jacket. So he's won another green jacket and
win more too. Don't worry about that. He's a super player,
world number one. He won five point five million dollars
four days work, you.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Believe it. And his wife couldn't come.

Speaker 15 (17:59):
She stayed in Dallas because she's about to give birth
to their first child. I reckon she's probably gone into
labor right now. So that was you know, so he
had things on his mind and it's pretty.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
It's pretty.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Jill had the piece of jury is going to buy
for her to apologize for not being there.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Child.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
My biggest moment of her life is that you're right
and you know what.

Speaker 15 (18:19):
You know what wiped out the opposition was that the
part of the course is called Amen Corner, Amen, Amen,
all us lapsed look and it's it's it's the eleventh
twelve thirty eight tolls and you go into this sort
of corner of the of the of the of the

(18:42):
course and it's really where everybody comes unstuck. And that's
what happened. He powered through, the other bloke had a
double bogie and the rest of it and believe and
they did. And I think Greg Norman's done that as well.
The other one I wanted to mention was Perth Glory
was a little bit a little worried here they lost
eight nil.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, that's a problem nil. It's I think, what is
it the slaking a record for the biggest ever Margins.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Don't want to be goalkeeper on that night, do you?

Speaker 15 (19:10):
And the worst loss, worst loss in the club's history.
And I think in the West today that guy Ben
Smith He quoted Cartman from the from the Simpsons. He said,
stop stop, he's already dead. It's a mean personified. Can
you imagine eight nil.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
Of south Park?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, what did I say?

Speaker 16 (19:33):
But to quote the Simpsons, doll, I'm a bit.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Of a home so I don't know what's happened there.

Speaker 15 (19:44):
They survived without an owner for a long time, but
they're a little bit soulless actually, to quote south Park again,
like Ginger Kids, remember Cartman and the Ginger Kids.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Flanders was in goals.

Speaker 15 (19:56):
He describes kids it's unable to survive and sunlight and
having no souls.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
There should be a ma after about five goals there
should be a mercy.

Speaker 15 (20:07):
We're not laughing about it. Actually they will bounce back,
now I was. I was a bit torn about whether
to mention this. The AFL cry Baby. So there's a
bit of a feud between Melbourne and Brisbane in the
a f L because Harrison Petty, the demon forward Noah

(20:27):
and Ainsworth he came up and so did the cry
baby signal to him because a couple of years ago
he cried on the footy field and it sort of
divided the community because the reason he cried two years
ago was one of the Brisbane Stars. Dane Zorko, Well,
there's no there's no way of putting it softly, allegedly

(20:47):
wished death upon his mum.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
His mom was sick, wasn't She wasn't.

Speaker 15 (20:53):
I don't know why I dug that one out, but
just the sledge was I hope you're away, and so
he started crying. I would too, you know, someone sledged
me like that. I can't believe that they would go
to those levels anymore in this modern world, you know.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Not very clever or funny.

Speaker 15 (21:11):
And well it's kind of worked because it got to him,
put him off his game. Yeah that's the problem. And
then two years later they just they're still doing the
cry baby incident. So I think the a f L.
I think they'll stay out of this one. I think
that you know what that and it's a classic white
line fever. You're not white line fever is least it.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Might be different to its.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Carry on.

Speaker 15 (21:32):
There have been players. No, it's when you cross the
white line, not snort. When you cross it, all right,
and you turn into a different person. John Wirison, John
Morsfold had that time, ask him about white line piece
there and yeah, because like wish he'd be a meek
and mild the pharmacists with the glasses talking to him,

(21:55):
but it wouldn't melt in his mouth. He crosses the
line and he turns into this ferocious.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
And out do me or Gary Ablett.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
He take out his mum and for this.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Great team in the mid the door white.

Speaker 15 (22:08):
Yeah, yeah, Liberator. The same on Benny Cousins. So there's
all that sort of stuff, but it is. It is
a thing in footy, and I think Dane Zorco suffers
from that.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
And so now he's learned that. You know, there is
a line we're learning.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
We're all leaving this with the clubs disordered out if
they want to.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, that's right. Okay.

Speaker 15 (22:28):
So I think I told Russ last week. Sticks and
stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
That's gone. That is not a thing in my day.
Was the thing your dad would your dad say? You
listen if you get sledge and the bullied or whatever,
I just ignore them.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't know who you are. It doesn't mean anything
to you, Yeah, but it does. It hurts. Okay, you're true,
all right, So watch out for that one today.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
I want to bully people into an eating disorder and.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Not good at is that a fat sledge? Mate?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
And I often talk about how you know, boys they
would thump each other and then everything would be done,
hockey doing. And I went to a girls school and
I said, we teach each other into a nat disorder.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Girls are way worse.

Speaker 15 (23:17):
Just for the record, baby, cry baby, just see that
least radio report. No proof, there's no proof that I
did that, because it's radio anyways.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
No fat, no fat shaming in the I fl either.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
No, no, none of that, none of that.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
By the way, mister president, I was away on holidays
west Perth, Perth. What happened?

Speaker 15 (23:36):
Yeah, I know, and I gave gave west Birth a
huge on the news footage and it's just before I
leave and Tim plus yeah, I will, I will. I'll
send you the tape please if there's no footage. The
darkens are very very good today, even though.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Flanker alright, thank you.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
We'll see you on Friday for the Diry build Derby.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Look forward to some reverse leging next time we see.
You've buried.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
The sure report.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
On ninety six a FM, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
have got two new Netflix shows. In the Words I Know,
a series curated by Megan, who is also serving as
an executive producer, will and I quote celebrate the joys
of cooking and gardening, entertaining, and friendship because that is

(24:28):
what the world needs. Another show about cooking and gardening,
one on Netflix, hosted by Meghan markl.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
The second series.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
If you thought that was riveting to thank you, that's
the word that's written.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Really, if you.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Thought that was something to jot in your diary. The
second series we'll focus on one of Harry's favorite sports,
Polo Lays, and Harry will be in it.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
So, you know AI has been taking over and bringing
folks back from the other side. And you know Beyonce
has been polarizing people with her country album Yes Well.
Now an online account called there I Ruined It has
put there I Ruined It has put the lyrics, the cadence,
and the exact notes of Beyonce's Texas Oldham to long

(25:21):
dead country superstar Hank Williams voice to make it sound
like Hank Williams is actually singing it back in the
nineteen forties.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
So they would try to demonstrate whether it really sounds
like a country song or not.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, I mean when you put it like that, sounds
pretty country to me.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Pretty scary though, is it pretty country?

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Julian's auction House has just held its raquel Welsh memorabilia auction.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
It was called Bombshell.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
They sold every piece they had up for grabs, some
items going for close to fifty times their estimate. Now,
you know the iconic suede and faux her bikini from
one Million Years b C. And I don't overuse that
word iconic, but that bikini is iconic. Well, they didn't
sell the actual one that was from that poster, but

(26:08):
they sold one that she wore for a TV special
in the nineteen seventies, was a replica replica Foe, iconic
replica Foe. Now that sold for more than twenty grand,
twenty six times I think they said the amount that
it was that's going to go for.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Who's buying all this stuff? Who's got money?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Look, I've always said if I won the lottery, Yeah, yeah,
you know, people talk about collecting things. Yes, one thing
I would love to collect is movie memorabilia.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Okay, yeah, because you could have it sitting in perspex boxes.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Never dinner table.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Well, no, in my beautiful big lotter a house.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
There you go, would have a.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Wide passage way with the lines, the lie the halls
lined with you know, like like a little gallery.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Little talking pieces.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
Yeah, and you go this one quiet and there's my
last doctor.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
There's another purchase.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And next time after Michael Jackson's club
no thanks, will be a wide passage.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
I'd rather have text purpose club.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
No you're talking no, but we range it, wear it well.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
More Crazy more Lisa more podcasts.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
We had a week off last week, get up too much,
A bit of this, bit of that.

Speaker 14 (27:38):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (27:38):
I did eat and drink.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
More this is that some more? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
I did go away and stay in hot temptingly.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
You don't have to get up early the next morning.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I did go away and we stayed in a nice
hotel for a few nights. Right, And you know the
worst thing that was the first thing I saw when
I walked into the bathroom scales.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
And I'm going, no, no, no, that's not right.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
I'm not taking my wife on holidays and having scales
there because the two of us are jumping on and
off these bloody things.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Because we don't have scales at home.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yeah, that's wrong. In a hotel room, robberies, that's not necessary.
There are no calories on holidays, so.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
It was bizarre, you know.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, I think I drank too many bubbles on the
week off.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
And you're not a drinker.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
I'm not a drinker. So I did go for a
few walks after a couple of a couple of nights.

Speaker 7 (28:27):
I let you you were you were in a humid location.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
I was, so, you're already be sweating and then you're
adding into it.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Not very often, drinker. You must.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
It must have been pouring out of it.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I'll tell you the first night I got off, we
went to Singapore. I've got off the plane right, lovely,
lovely location, but Jesus humid it he got to me.
So we get I go to dinner, We go to dinner,
I have a few drinks and we're walking around the
bay and I've still got my jeans on from the
flight because I'm not flying in shorts because it's so
cold in the plane, and I'm going I think.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
I may perish pretty soon the way this is going.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
I went to Geralda for a couple of days. It
was pretty much exactly the same experts.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Because without the Great Duck in Chinatown, but yes, it
was still very humid.

Speaker 7 (29:11):
Yeah it's April, guys there.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
What's going on Batavia Coast?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, exactly. Can I tell you the weirdest thing on
my holidays. I've thought of you when I had Duck
and when I saw a McLaren sports car.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
I didn't send you a photo that.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
You for the photo of the Clarens.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
You've got the gold McLaren though.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
From right is my Powerball dream.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Yeah, right near Suntick. Yeah, you gotta love that.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
And in Singapore it costs that car. We looked it
up because they're so expensive cars and Singple because I
don't want people to drive one point four million dollars
for their car, which is about half that in Australia.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
So I brought you on bank.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Lego Masters Season six returned last night.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
This one is Australia versus the rest.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Of the world.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
It's the Olympics, which is lofty, but you know we'll
get to We'll get the brickman to tell us exactly
how that works.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Run mcno, good morningman.

Speaker 11 (30:05):
Thank you for having me pretty much. It's just Australia
trying to beat America. Really the end of the day.
That pretty much. Yeah, well that's pretty much how we
roll down one there is. Yeah, that's how it goes.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
We're calling to get the rest of the world just
to give it that not so vicious rude.

Speaker 11 (30:22):
Well yeah, correct, No, No, we do have We have America.
We have four teams from Australia. We have America, we
have Denmark, which is of course where Lego's from. Yeah,
that's fifth competition. We have France, and then we have
the Germans as well, so it is it is a
true a West of the world. But of course, you know,
our love of America is foremost.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, as you mentioned Denmark team Denmarks from where Lego
comes from. Do they have a bit of a bit
of a Lego chip on their shoulder? A bit sort
of Well, you know, we made.

Speaker 11 (30:54):
It, no pressure, no pressure, but imagine if they went
back home to their country and they didn't win.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Oh, yes, the shame.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
But is the happiest place on earth, isn't it though?

Speaker 11 (31:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, I know it is.

Speaker 11 (31:07):
Yeah, you're right, so yeah, I mean they've all got
they've all got a fair bit of pressure on them,
which is great, makes for good TV.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Yeah, absolutely, Hey, brickman.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I said to Lisa recently that I met a guy
who said his son's got seventy to eighty thousand dollars
worth of lego in his house. All right, but he
doesn't play with it, isn't He's not a builder, he's
a collector. So it's all in the boxes, in the plastic.
Do you know anyone with a collection like that and
do they play with it?

Speaker 11 (31:31):
Well, it's funny to say that there was a study
done by some university overseas where some rare lego sets
have appreciated more in value than gold.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (31:41):
So as as an investment piece, there are got You've
got to pick the right legos. Yeah, I can't just
pick anyone, but yeah, there are some legoss I know.
For example, sake, there's one set about sort of fifteen
to twenty years ago. I bought it in clearance of
David James was ninety nine dollars. If you've got one
of them now it's worth two and a half grand.
So yeah, the right ones, the right one?

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Do you leave it in the box?

Speaker 13 (32:05):
Well?

Speaker 11 (32:05):
I used it and played with it, which I still
have it in. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
So about these teams, are they teams? That competed in
a Lego competition in their own countries or are they
just super mad Lego fans.

Speaker 11 (32:21):
No, they are. They've all been on they've all been
on their version of Lego Masters overseas, so they're all
kind of veterans of what they are. But us all
these are all new They've never been on Lego Masters
Australia before. They're all new countries.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Oh okay, right right.

Speaker 11 (32:36):
We've got the home field of damage you see.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, we've seen Mother and some combos on the cooking
shows in recent years, but now on this show and
different perths.

Speaker 11 (32:44):
Yeah, yeah, we've got well w A, let's be honest,
has been punching well above wait leg Well a couple
of winners, Yeah, a couple of winners from Wa. So Jackson,
Alex and Scott Owen. So w A heavily presents of
course as.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Always Mother and Son. I love that a Legos a
Lego Master's viewers choices back. Can you explain what that is?

Speaker 11 (33:10):
Well, basically, people during the episode get to log on
and vote for their favorite I'm in a little bit
of trouble today though, because I'm the one that I
well that the winner from last night's episode wasn't the
viewer's choice that I chose. So I'm a bit ostracized today.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
You're alarned to have your opinion choice slightly on the outside.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Give us a cattle, we'll have you better.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
So what's happening? What's happening tonight? Do you know off
the top of your head what's happening tonight? I believe
everyone's paired into groups afford to build the exterior of
real life go karts and then taking me to Joe.

Speaker 11 (33:48):
Racing tonight, yeah, and then racing them absolutely, yeah, full
on tonight. It's pretty much like watching you know. You know,
I'm not much of a a Formula one, but always
the first corner at the Formula one is the interesting one,
right where no different? Tonight's absolutely no different tonight.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
Someone build me a McLaren.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
I mean, okay, not now.

Speaker 11 (34:16):
Well, a couple of years ago, I made a life
size Formula one. We Mayo's formula a couple of years back,
which is pretty awesome.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
Lego showy.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
But when you boot, when you run in the Lego Karen,
it crashes. I mean, it's gonna be more spectacular than now.
They'll smash up dooby toys.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Imagine smash up one hundred percent for the pit crew.

Speaker 11 (34:41):
Crew have got a lot.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Of words, more than a one pit crew stressful.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
In fact, how many over your lifetime?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
How many legos direct you have stepped on barefoot?

Speaker 11 (34:53):
Like I've got pretty well developed callouses. Yes, defended myself,
So I'm doing okay.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
Yeah, Brickman, what do.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
You make of South Australians and they say lego?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
What's going on with that lego.

Speaker 11 (35:06):
To talk about a can of wham? Well, only two
countries in the world, two places in the world call
it lego. Yeah, South Australia and South Africa.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Oh so it's a thing.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
That's so bizarre, it's a wrong thing. I think it's
worth voting the matter in competition. Any South Australian entrance
for that.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
I don't know. I just it wasn't expecting it from
South Australia.

Speaker 11 (35:35):
But what it does through easily identifies them, true easily.
Yeah Australia.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah, that's fair enough. It's a bit like the Queensland
is with the weird accents on things. Brickman, Before we go, mate,
you're one to be twenty one certified lego professionals around
the planet. Do you have like a plaque at home
to say one of those?

Speaker 6 (35:57):
How does that work?

Speaker 11 (35:58):
Well, normally it's a good thing, except for when you
travel overseas and you've got to tell the customs guy
what you do for a craft. Yeah, I think you're king,
and then he's like, okay, step over the back of it.

Speaker 14 (36:09):
All right, let's let's have it of a check.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
I'm going to Frisky for Lego bits.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
That is awesome.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Well, Lego masters Australia versus USA and some other countries
the rest of the world. Seven point thirty tonight on
Channel nine. Always a pleasure.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Brickman you Ryan, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Go yes, yeah, Crazy and Lisa
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