September 1, 2025 • 53 mins
- My husband is a teacher
- Where are all the ciggie lighters?
- We love a library
- The polo mint war
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Some teenage boys.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits. The
world you see is a place of paradox of beauty
and cruelty. It will cut you off with the knees,
then gift you a pair of easies. And that, my friends,
(00:33):
is why you always always need a buck up a poe.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh wow, wait, go danced.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Kayl Rod. Do you go to a thingo camp this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Nate Valvo, Yes, I did. I went to boot camp.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I went to boot camp. I went to there's a
spring in your step?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Do you think? Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I do.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Tend to get a little weary later in the day,
you know, because I've been up.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So early BM record hunching thing. But how long was
your nap this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
How do you know?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
My husband's still away? So you know what I did?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You free sleep? Slept for seven hours?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So I have so many feelings about him being away.
So he's because he's learning to be a school teacher.
He's taken a regional placement.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh, I thought the cops had to do that. No,
he's gone to cops. Do that. My friend who's a
cop the country. She did that first, did she? I
didn't know you had a girlfriend who was a copper. Yeah,
then she moved her way up to investigator. Oh can
I tell you what not many people in the world
get more texts in their life than a cop or
(02:00):
an investigator because every single news story, every case it
was going on.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
When you say she's an investigator, was.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
An investigator, and then she now has an instigator, and
now she's a criminal. She's injured that she's the mushroom lady.
So wow, she was doing crimes man like rocking up
to the scene of the crime and solving it.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
You know, sationally applied for the.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Police for what I can see it. But you know what,
they made it nearly impossible for her the height. I
think they didn't want an older lady.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh you were saying it was like yourself an older No,
but they're saying, what about de I do that include
Nana's Well it should, diversity should, shouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And also, well, if I'm calling the cops and here
comes Beryl, No, no.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Beryl's gonna end up being what Branny is going to
be on a good squad. So Sash is not going
to be turning up.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
They said to me, they know you have preferences. I
know that you go to the front of the riot.
It's like you're a number, yeah for two weeks, two years,
two years, and then you might have to go to country.
And that's when I went.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, however, imagine Sash on the fraud squad. I mean,
just look at the career she's had. She's an expert
in fraud.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She walked in and said, I've produced Kate Lainebrook for
fifteen years. Then they slammed the door.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Anyway, it was it's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Why did we So my husband's gone sorry to be
a school teacher and he's having well, it was really interesting.
First of all, he's like, I can't wait to get
out of here. I've got so much work to do.
I'll be blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't think I'll come back a recon even for
the weekends. I don't hear myself back.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
My Joseppi's favorite one. I can't even ship in peace
in our family. Oh no, people were Peter.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No one would say that, and Peter never would Peter,
you know, he's never even much to Hughes' what consternation
and great curiosity. Peter's never even been flatulent in front
of me.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What a gentleman, What a gentle man, gentleman, that's the
kind of future I want teaching our kids the no
fartherers every day.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Now he's so what.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Does he do to come? It's never been in front
of you. Even I don't hang out quite often. I
don't think that I reckon he's made up some hobby
that he's not really into, like bird watching.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
But that's what that's what he's cycling.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, that's what he's doing. He doesn't even doesn't even
have to battle.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Combustion engine.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't speak about my heart, can't even think of
him because he's so beautiful with his ablutions, and he's
so meticulous and FASTI.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Do you think he's going to come back?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well, okay, so he started off with his big talk.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I've never bought this teacher story. There's been holes. This
little story he tells.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Gone, he went out for a packet of cigarettes, He
went out to do regional placement, never came back, never
came back. And then so I went we went down
to the school and formed a search party. They've never
heard of him, disappear on the way to the school.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
This is a hit podcast in the making. Really is
the missing teacher.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Instead of teachers?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
So you're alone anyway, now I'm alone. He started off
saying he's never coming back. One day gone, and he
was like, oh, it's really cold, or what are you
having for dinner?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
But he's down at your Is he down at your hut?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, he's down at the heart with the no running water.
There's running water from the town. No, from the tank,
from the tank, yeah, the gas from the No, from
the cylinder, right from the cylinder. But there's no real
heating aside from the woods.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You can tell, you know, sometimes when you look at
a picture, you can just tell it's cold that when
you send photos of that place.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's beautifulful looks, it's a wildness place.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's cold.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's I'm often reminded of that show Alone when we're
down there at holiday time.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The new Alone is hot for the first time in
the South African desert.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
No, I don't like it, but it gets very cold
at night. Okay, maybe on like the night episodes. I
just can't watching people scratching. Everyone loves it. Hang on
the Australian.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Alone, the International, you know, the Australian alone winner, the
best one. The og woman put on that woman, Yeah,
I can't remember her name. Gina put on fifteen or
twenty kilos on purpose before she did alone, knowing that
her body would have more to warm up, more to eat.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah right, clever?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
How smart is that?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Very clever?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Very clever? Anywe a buck? He's alone? My husband's alone?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Why are we talking about him?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You miss him because he's away?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Nap having a name?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
He had a five five.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Our nap, no but an hour. And here's a thing.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm so stimulated by his absence.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I'm really funny. It hard to nap.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm getting a lot done. I'm as busy as a bee.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Just saying this in case he's listening.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'm just it's just I love him and it's delightful
to have him away. But also so far it's going
quite well.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
With the kids.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You got to miss your partner?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, I miss him.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You got to miss him. I miss him? Vite alife?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah right, I miss him?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Did he send you to say.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I would put money on Cody and I not being together? Still?
If I didn't you traveled or quite a lot for.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well, I've gone away a lot for work.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But Peter Harley ever goes away and he's running the
house and he does so much of the housework. But
sometimes he's grumpy.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
What I'm quite happy.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
He's got to just get it all out.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, I know, but you know, men towards middle age
often allow themselves to get grumpy.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay, I'm not on board with it.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I'm not on board with it. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I love him, and of course I made him food
to take down, et cetera.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Why was I telling you that?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Because you've got you're lying about how much he's happy.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
He's only got twelve kids.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
In his class.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Where is this?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Please of the country people? Yeah, move to the country. Education.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You're thirty five kid business? Yeah amazing, this is wild, amazing?
Is so play? He's hanging at the back of the
class or is he teaching it?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
No, he's teaching now. And the teacher who, he said,
who's really lovely. This is how small the school is.
The teacher's daughter is in the class.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Of course it's regents.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
And I said, how's that? I said, what does she
call him? And Peter said, Dad, she calls him dad
in maths class.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Something about this story doesn't check out. I'm sorry, Kate,
but this is if this was the podcast, this is
the episode one reveal. Yeah, that's and.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Call him dad in class anyways.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Adorable, very interesting, adorable.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And you know what, shout out to our teachers, without
whom there is literally.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Nothing nothing going on.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Nobody, no skills, no comprehension, nada. Everyone at least once
in their life accidentally calls a teacher Mum or dad.
Isn't that the whole experience of school? I think so
yelling out mum?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I think so. Having a teacher as a parent in
the same school would be intense. I used to get embarrassment.
Mum was on touch shop duty for fifteen minutes at lunch.
Do you a favor in primary school? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
What would you get?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
My mother Lynn was handing out those icy poles in
summer like nobody's business. She was also bringing home what
I stand by this offense to the Italians listening, No
lasagna has ever beaten the primary school touch shop lasagnas
that they just warmed up in the little oven with
the foil.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Did you have lasnia?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You had lasagna at our touch shop? One day a
week lunch order. Who was making touch shop lunch order?
You know, you brought out the thing on the brand
paper bag. Primary school, someone's mum would arrive at the
door five minutes before lunch and yell out whose names
she had in the basket.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
They were always sad kids that who were never given
tuck shop.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh I think we got it every week.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, we were supposed to get it. We didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Didn't get it. But you had food.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
At one point, yeah, yeah, we had food, but it
was all very what. At one point, Mum and Dad
bought a house when we came back from New Guinea,
they bought a house and so we had a lot
of talk about mortgage and all that sort of stuff.
And I think at that point, John, Paul and I
were getting like fifty cents pocket money or whatever. And
(11:29):
one day Mum announced, this was my brother, that we
were no longer going to get our pocket money. And
I was in the back seat and I was like
what what? And Dad said, oh no, and that's not
necessarily the children don't have to give up pocket money,
and Mum went, they.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Want to make a contribution fair enough, And I was
in the back seat going I don't want to, And
then I saw my brother, our jump Paul would have
done it right, Yeah, mum, we'll give up her.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
No wonder we went into politics.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
How's that devastudy? And for two years we did not
get pocket money?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Outrageous, terrible.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
A touch shop was completely out of the shop, is not.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's a different column.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
No, in our family, it was all the same because
it was all what involves me handing over money that
ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Not on my watch. That's still happening. By the way,
my kid's still ticking the lunch order. Yeah, I think
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
It depends. No, it depends.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's all online.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
It's made on so it's all online by a bunch
of moms down there.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
It depends.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
We never had a dad's different time.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Okay, who runs the mother's day stall at school?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Moms? Who runs the father's day's stall at school?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Mums?
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah, you know, my husband's aid.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
To his second free his second family, second family, his
regional family.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
He's taken there just like he's such a hero.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So I got his way up there to have a visit.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, of course that is bad. Yeah, new daddy anyway,
his his library subscription that he discovered online.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
For this free you just have to be.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
A member of a library that alone.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, but of course he is a member.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Of become a member.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I think you do it online.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh mg, let me quickly tell you something. Oh go on,
Oh my god, maybe I subconsciously did this, just what
I did last week? What went to the library?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We had to have we had to have someone come
to the house to do a thing. I just had
to get this thing. I had this thing that needed
to be done. Oh what, I left it to the
last day. It's going to take like two or three
hours of work to do script deadline. A google. I
googled library.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Oh to find out where it was.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I was like, oh my god. Around the corner. Went in.
It was so lovely and warm and inviting, peaceful room.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
There's a lot of people working in the library.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
So many people there. Got myself a little corner desk.
I smashed out that task so quickly. What a beautiful
two hours I had in that library. Okay, take my
tax paying dollars.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
So how interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
On talking about no filter, I've interviewed two people. Sally Hepworth,
who's written books, had a best seller every year.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Since twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And Claia Stevens Jesse Stevens sister who was editor in
chief at No Filter, just written a novel. I guess
we're both of them right at the library. They go
to the library every day.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Forget getting a co.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Shared what do they call those hot desk? Co working?
A hot desk?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
So much goes to.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
The library this afternoon. Am I getting it wrong? Hot?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Hot desk is just cocos? Whatever? We yep?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
What what did you do?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
What did you do there? I did printing the library. Yeah,
I can do it from hot ice. Hang on, I
send it from my laptop at home.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
And then I walked past the library.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I've got my library card, but.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
This is but does it come out of their printer?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The printer it's really cheap.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
And then you go in there and do you say
to the librrian, I just got to the printer. Your
stuff that's there because it's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
On my library card account.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
How do how do you know someone else is not
going to pick up your buck up printing?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And because I'm standing at the printer to pick up.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oh, I thought you did it before you got no
library it's the library. I send it to the library
and then it sits here in the cloud somewhere, and
then you and I. When I swipe my library cat,
it comes out.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's like the Pokies old time music. Because I am radio.
I love that looking to some printings. I love the library.
Everyone loves the Biggest Loser episode We've ever done. A
(16:32):
bunch of losers.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
But it's actually good for people because so many people
are using those ko shared spaces.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
They don't need to is one. You've already paid for.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
It, that's it, free Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Now they're not cluttering up the library with things called books.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Now it's just all.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Digital and people coming in an occasional on house person looking.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
To get warm.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
This is a big community, a big community at the
library anyway. So my husband's got this free streaming service
from the library called Canopy with a Cave.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
We love it. It's been a couple a few weeks
since the last update.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well it has been, but how lucky we got a
lovely message from Stuart McFarlane.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Can I quickly might Does it ruin it if I
say my favorite one that you said you watched?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Oh no, say them? Say them so.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Kate's been watching these world movies. Ches them experimental, They're
so strained. This one was about the one in the
she had a piggy. Piggy called her piggy, but she
wants to wear bikinis.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
And she had to wear her bikini all the way
home from the swinging pool.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That was it.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
That's like Piggy all the way home.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Short film?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yep, short film. And what was the other one?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It was about someone getting bitten in the neck by hornet.
Doung he we want to ask a girl a hornet?
A hornet stung him in the neck.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Got stung in the on the neck by a hornet? Anyway, amazing,
oscar buzz So Stuart McFarlane, Hello.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I love the show.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Thank you Stuart, and we love you Stuart. We love
you so much.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
As a fellow, this.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Is a sentence that a million monkeys with a million
typewriters would not have come up with.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
As a fellow.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
A ficinado of canopy.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh, someone has a library card.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I have to urge Kate to watch two films by
a mental French director. One is called Smoking Causes coughing,
that's a fact, and the other is called deer skin.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Thank you for everything, buck buddies. Now, what would you
like to hear about absolutely coughing? Please?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
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Speaker 5 (18:52):
Of course, they're all Europe.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
They're all called Quentin.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
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Speaker 5 (19:19):
They're superheroes.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
After a devastating battle, this is a real movie, by
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Speaker 2 (19:50):
Ardin.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Lesardineardin causes coughing. I probably won't you favorite Benzene.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No. I like methanol. I think we all like we
all like methanol.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Well I am, I like nicotine.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Did you ever have that friend that smoked the the
thingy siggies?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
What singy siggies?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
The vapes, the flavored ones back in the day.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Not flavored ones, mental menthols.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Sorry, I couldn't think of the war.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
They still smoke mentals.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, but I just think girls really smoked mental girls
like men in my twenties with my sister in law smoked. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I don't even know. Do they still make them? Who knows?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Because everyone goes to the illegal tobacco shops now, who
knows what the legit brands are selling. Good job government,
and everyone's on the vapes.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Of course, everyone's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, that's how much the government cares about.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
People out and about on Saturday night and everyone is
on the phone.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Everyone's on the vapes. That's what they've done.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Inside there's seventy dollars a packet, and you know.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
What happening again? Kate as me the non smoker, and
hallo to the non smoking buck up listeners, if we
must listen. Takes me back to my clubbing days, when
there is nothing worse than your crew going siggy and
they all go out the back to smoke or out.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
The front, but they don't have to.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
And then the non smoker, I, me and the others
you have to go with them and just stand there.
You don't have to stand Stan's are like a loser.
Sometimes I was like, she's just starts smoking.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
It just starts smoking.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
AnyWho. Then I had like ten to fifteen years off that,
and now it's back again. It's the vape.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Do you know what happened?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's like a magic trick. There's five of us in
a circle talking. I put my drink down, I pop up.
Not everyone's gone.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Really do you think that's to do with the smoking
of the baby? That's interesting, guys, where you go my
stand ups?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Everyone gone?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
What well, it's a good point.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay, deer skin Oh no, you know what I was
going to tell you what At Merit at the music
festival we go to every year, it's a Christmas time
or early to see my birthday.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Actually the greatest birthday weekend.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
As Peter's birthday.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We've lost many friends to Meredith over the years.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
It's the greatest and one of the few surviving outdoor
camping festivals in US.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh At one year and it was so unbelievably hot.
It was like the forty two forty three weather day. Yeah.
Then there was this threat of a bush fire and
it was like everyone was talking about like a potential firestorm.
It was a lot.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, it's a lot, and some years it's cold and something.
It's always the greatest ever. Anyway, last year, let me
just say, if someone from the buck up had a
cigarette lighter, they were the most popular person at the
entire festival. Demand nobody it's got a light.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
To get you have to ask the people at the
thing at the supermarket. You don't have to the counter
and ask.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
No, But no one's got because everyone's vakes.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Oh sorry I thought you. No one knows how to
get one.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
No, no one's got cigarette lighters to light joints.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You're full, so null? What's uncooler me at a music
festival or start at the library. Light a joint that's
the same vibe and say what you got to do it?
(23:35):
And they keep lighting. I'm here to pick up my
protect They kept lighting at the.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Cloud deer skin. Oh you have a movie once again.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
A Frenchman Jean de jardin The.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Bloody French Love, an experimental movie.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
A recent divorce in the midst of a midlife identity
crime in search of a new life and look, he
ditches his past in a roadside petrol station and encounters
a vintage fringed deer skin jacket with influential supernatural power.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's a real film.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
It's a real film.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
To be fair. I watched a movie while or a
horror movie where the dress became the murderer or made
the people wear a person wearing the dress was the murderer,
and it was excellent. I can't remember what it was called. Yeah,
it was actually really.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Good anyway, So maybe deer skins like that. I'm going
to sign you up. Justse please do let's do some
and thank you so much, Stewart than we love canopy.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
And public libraries.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Why they give them a buck up public library?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I don't need any help. It was packed.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, No, they've still that. They still you know, do
you reckon?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
There's nerds of the library that are like furious the
become popular again? No, you know what happens like your
favorite CAF.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Government is always like how can we save money? They're
always looking to close the public pool and they're always
looking to cut back on library and you know.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
What we say?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
What do we say? Wow? What French?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Because I've watched so many foreign films through the library.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So quick update. The dead rat smell has gone.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
So last thing you told us Cody had sealed.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
With blue tack and then over the thing. But then
it just moved the smell into our bedroom. Then he
did the blue tack tape thing on that, and then
it moved it into the bathroom. We just kept moving
it around the house. But was it getting stronger or
weak at? The smell the same but just changing rooms.
Really the man came out and enzymed sprayed. He got
(25:53):
a bunch of messages on the buck up about the zyme,
about dead rats and dead animals and.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
How long it lasts.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
People, people just go. People in this world, Kate, are
living with dead animals.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
If you can bear it for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Oh yeah, I wasn't that. It was only like yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Of course you'd be impatient, very impatient.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I don't like to have your people are impatient? Does
that mean the Italian?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And also don't like a bad odor, whereas as you know,
I'd be curious about a bad odor.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It did disappear, so it has gone it's gone, so
we're happy again. Right, we've got our house back. The
dead rat smell is gone. If you've ever had this
moment before, I have often thought in my head, how
would I go if I was genuinely faced with an
intruder in my house? Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Don't do you.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Go through that sometimes in your head? Would you run
this way? Would you get out the window? I know
what this one would do. Would she go to go
to the library.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
No, because when we went to Italy she lived in
our house for two years with her boyo. And when
we came back, Peter ween we were in bed one
night and Peter goes, why is there a golf car next.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
To the bed. This is when you took up golf and.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
She hadn't even taken up golf then, had you? Did
you get the golf club from you get it from rubbish?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Did you actually go hang on?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
This would be a good whip.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
There's two. There's two. There's two levels of hard rubbish.
There's walking past and driving past.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Which one was walking walking past? Okay, because ironically she
walked past a driver.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Cody's away into state just for the night, just a
short trip.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Did you get nervous?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Flying in bed, freezing as per as every house in
Melbourne is even I'm cranking all sorts of heat's got
nine blankets, have got a twenty five k dog on
me and it's I'm still cold.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
A wheat bagal note, I'm just saying this out. I
burnt my last one in the microwave. I've tried to
warm it up so much.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
At court on.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, but that's also toasty.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Well it was, but you know what, it's split its
scene and then yeah, and you don't want little grains
of in the bead, especially not if you like you
have a rat in face stage.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Just a bean bag store not far from our house,
they have that, and I'm absolutely convinced it's a drug front,
because how can someone on earth possibly sell enough bean
bags every day to cover rent pay someone? That's all
they've got, not nay.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Saying anyone with a bean bag for a little.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
What I'm getting out.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Are they modern ones like shaped like furniture everything.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
But that's just a beam seeing anyone in there.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's not a very busy road too, so like a
fall lane rod.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
That's strange, thank you. But maybe they've got a deal
with hotel.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Well, I told you about that time I've got in
trouble on Nova when I asked questions about the twenty
four hour florist in Melbourne. Oh, I remember that Flora
and I came out and said, well, basically it's a
drug front, because who on earth is buying flowers at
four o'clock? And I got in so much trouble from you.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Why if they could sue us, oh for saying that
I'm on the radio going yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
By the way, two years.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Later, often bought two years later drug front. It was
in the news that's florist that he used to go
to true story? Was it true story? Connected to drugs?
It happened years later?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Go back to our old boss and demand, Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
So I'm cold in bed and I fall asleep. Just
two milligram mallatone a night, sometimes five, sometimes two, you know,
mantena WHOA, Yeah, I have a five milligram jelly and
I bite half or a quarter. Really, I don't think
there's any pointing the dose. Yeah there is for me.
(30:00):
The next morning, I feel like I've been here by truck.
If I do five, I really don't.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
I just sleep it. I have the greatest sleep.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
How does anyone sleep now without melatonin? Well, you know,
how do you do it?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Folks? Peter doesn't like it. He said it gives him
bad dreams. Oh they're insane dreams. But you know what
I love about it insane dream is that he's talking
to me, and sometimes I fall asleep while he's talking
to me. How terrible for him, but like he's gone regional.
(30:31):
I could say, tell me about your day, darling, and
then two seconds later.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Just out like a light.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I love it because you know, my dream is to
be put to sleep like Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yes, you want to experience that?
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I get it. I want to eat the pizza from
the Simpsons. We've all got weird things.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
So you've taken half of a ting.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, no, half a five. I wake up because there
is a noise in the kitchen, which is down the
end of the hay past a couple of bedrooms. I'm like, okay,
but not like that's a proper noise.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
What sort of noise?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's like something has been moved or it's probably the
snobby dog she's on me. Oh okay, all right, okay, okay,
there's something there. But I'm like, oh, something feul. I
told myself something, but it was a bit scared.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, of course I'm lying there. And then the next
one was undeniable.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
It was like there was something had moved again. No,
and let me tell you yes, yes, like oh no, yeah, yeah,
like a proper guys. Yeah, like okay, so someone's in
the house.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Can I ask this, what would you prefer there was
something supernatural like a Poulter guyst huh, or that it
was something real, like an intruder.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I think I'd prefer the intruder. Would you think? So? Really?
I think I told you prefer didn't we to do
this last week? No? We said, did you prefer a
ghost or a dead rat? Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Okay, yeah, what did we prefer?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I said a ghost? That was ridiculous. I try to
have a dead rat.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Ghost can smell smell in horror movies you had, and
a lot of ghosts would smell.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I'd rather a ghost dog owners.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
If I had a ghost that smelled like mothballs, oh,
I'd be so irritated.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
It's one of the worst smells ever.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
No, there's stuff so much worse.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I just find the smell of mothballs unbearable and it's
an old person.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I don't like it. You know, dog owners when your
dog also hears it because the head goes up. Yes,
so dog's head goes up.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Did she bark?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
This is where I'm like, can is eight years too
late to take your dog back and go? Can I
have another one? This dog doesn't move, just puts her
head up and turns it. She's listening to I'm like,
oh god, odd, what do I do here? What time
is it? Well, I didn't know yet. I didn't have
him grab phone yet. It was all just happening in
the moment. And this is the conclusion I came to.
(33:09):
I was going to get out of bed, poke my
head around my bedroom door, and just yell out take
whatever you want. But just got that was my That
was my plan. I also, I don't wear pants to bed.
T shirt only.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Free agent, even when you're solo.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah. So I jumped out and I couldn't find it
was all dark. So I put jeans on. You put
jeans on, So put jeans on. Turns out don't fit me.
So that's gone in my head. Bigger or smaller outfitted jeans?
Does this matter? Is he bigger or smaller? He's he's
way taller than me, so they're like up around my chat.
(33:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
My husband's also taller than me, but his jeans are
not necessarily too big for me. Okay, well, oh look
she loves it, lush French.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I get.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Is this a back up?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
It's a buck up.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Come on, I'll give us a little sound effect.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Beautiful. You can wear your husband's glos.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Well if I don't want to zip them up.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Mm hmm. I put on Cody's jeans. I go to
my bedroom window. This dog stays in bed. No, no, no,
she's just watching me. She's just staring at me, going,
they're not your jeans, judging me. No, get out of
here and do something, dog, bark, do something.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
That I take that there may have been nothing need.
So then I got the I got the courage to
walk down, and I walk down.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Did you shine a line Derby behind me? Now? Derby
had joined me, now.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
But behind you, not in front of your barking darling
showing her perfectly dentally maintained teeth.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Great teath has great tea. Of course, how many visits
to the beat is that anyway? Because we give her
a raw food? Good for the teath raw food.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Dogs should only have a give her.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
A chicken wing every day. Mane gives her a good
clean only one, just one. We give her other food,
but you know you food. Okay, guess what it was?
What was a bird?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
There is the chimney.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, we have a little courtyard thing in the middle
of the house that we just leave open for darbs
to go. Duney, there is it. Then all of a
sudden losers her mind that her claws can't get the floorboards.
She's running on the spot, scramb. This poor effing bird
was so lost and tipped over the bin and tip
(36:11):
over the bin. Somehow it was trapped. So it was
in the corner under a thing.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
What sort of bird?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
It was? Not a picture? Not a cute bird.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
I think.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Indian, bigger than that, very very you see them everywhere.
It's an Indian minor.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I think brown and white wings, brown and white. We
should call hikey she'll know, Oh yeah, she's toadling. No,
she's probably put a picture in her cally.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
And so then I was like, oh my god, I'm
gonna do this bird and had gotten so scared that
it just frozen. Now, so now just wasn't even moving,
was in the corner. I throw derby in the bathroom.
Shut that door. She's now finally barking, Oh you can
bar a man?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah yeah, but there's at or a ghost, a polter guy,
the ghost of the dead rap.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yes, I grab it. Did. I opened all the doors,
the big like you.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Have to the outside light on and the inside lights off,
because as soon as they see the reflection of the
inside lights.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
In their lights during the night was weird up. It
was very early. It was a four fifty.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Maybe it had been there.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
All nice and it had only just got alarmed.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
So then I lifted a blanket up and held it out.
I just walked over like very employally. Then it just
flew out. My dog did not deliver. But don't you
think I was a bit brave for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
But I do think you were. I do think you were.
But you know what, as soon as you know what
put me off that story.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Your dog because your dog.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
I still I don't like how your dog is to
my dog.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Why don't my dog loves people? She's chill, she doesn't
care about dogs. She just wants to be hurt. And fed.
It's hert ful and it would be worse if she
was like growling and violent. She was.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
She just hung out anyway. I just takes me a little.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I've got to get that to that part with the
two of them laid down on the bricks and had
like a nap at the same time talking about that
they had a lovely day.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Lovely day.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I had a lovely day.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
But you know my dogs so boisterous. Keen, look at
she's looks.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
She pulls a face.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Every single timecognize people didn't.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Remember I put my I put my hood on.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
He was standing next to me in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I was cooking. I put the hood up on my
tracks because I was cold, and he started barking at me.
He didn't recognize me. He watched me do it.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
You know he's not.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
You know what, it's not very he's not immense. Sun
put it that way.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Fallowed all the home intruders.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
There's too many of.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I was going to say, if we could tap into
the home intruder market, our numbers.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Well, Peter, We've still got Sasha's golfing.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I could listen to the buck up on the car
that just stolen from a driveway.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
But you know what I marvel about. I mean, you're
obviously the exception. Yes, and we don't even need to
speculate about why that's the case. But the men are
never scared when they're alone.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Oh isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh yeah, that's deep and dark. It's amazing, isn't it.
So Consequently, when you're with them, you're not scared. Please stop?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Have I shown you a galloping horse?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Have I shown you galloping horse?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Hang on? Ready, close yours?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Where is that microphone going? I'm not more? Were you
poor growing up?
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Ow?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
It just sounded like something poor people would do. We
didn't have a TV that just did this.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
We didn't have a TV because we were Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
You know what, You're impoverished for fun? Speaking of Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Oh yes, I've got How are they?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
But my mother, you know, she was one and now
she's not one and I'm not one.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Now it's not the time, but it's the buck up.
But we one day we'll talk about when your mother
became not one, considering how much of one she was,
so much of one, That's what I mean, that's okay.
It's a big one eighty, so you know, you know, generally.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
I've been pretty good with Mum lately.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's a relative concept, yes, But I've just got something
and it's so petty.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
I can't get over it.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
This is what they do. I can't. This is what
they are on this planet to do.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I can't get over it. It's so fun and it's
all to do. It's so fun.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
It's all to do with.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Peppermints, always the big stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
It's ridiculous. But I've really got to burn over it.
And let me just say this. We do everything for Mum.
My brother in Queensland doesn't do anything, so we do
everything Peter does.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
All proles aren't doing.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, but I'm just saying, this is what everything that
happens for her happens because of us, right. So she
wanted My brother and sister in law were supposed to
be going to England on a holiday and they ended
up not being allowed to go because there was something
going on with politics and it would be bad look
(42:21):
if he was.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Away, so they weren't allowed to take their holiday.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
And Mum mentioned it to me and she said, I'm
so disappointed because I'd asked them to get me some
poll aw mints, right, I went, Polo mints. Mum went,
there are like life Saver peppermints, but you can't get
them now.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
For some reason, the powers that being.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Of decided people don't want Life Saver peppermins anymore, so
you cannot get them anymore.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Like razor blades.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Why can't I buy razor blades?
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (42:59):
So I went, Oh, he's in the UK for Melby's wedding.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
I'll send him.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Did you know the Spice Girls? Mum?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I didn't even bother saying that.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
She would, though she would they cut through?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Probably not if I name them individually, of course not.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
But you know she's heard want to be at one
point in her life. I've got more than one splice
of her life to become one. She's heard them all.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
I think maybe if you named them individually, she'd probably
drop off at baby. Anyway, so we all know Melby whatever,
we know the Spice Girls. So can you do me
a favor? Can you get mum some Polo mints? Rolls
of polo mints? Apparently they're very easy to get. They're
like normal there, I like.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Here where they're decided.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
That people don't want razor blades. That's news. You can't
get razor blades apparently blades quite often. No, no, no,
you don't you.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Get raises the mac three?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, because what this guy uses? Get the old ones
that he's just screwing. And by the way, guys, why
does she want them? I can't twenty eight dollars for four?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Under lock and key?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
They're under lock and key, under lock and key.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
And of course, why do you think people steal you
drop the price? People wouldn't steal them, They wouldn't have
to be under lock and key that doing. So I
sent him a message and then of course he's like,
we're talking at some point during the trip and I go, oh,
did you remember to get those people that goes on? No?
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I forgot, and I've gott we go to.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Iuse mel He goes We go to Ireland tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Do you think that you can get them there?
Speaker 3 (44:49):
I said, I don't know, but I went, Why am
I honestly so much? Why am I even bothering? Why
didn't I just message Holly? So I tippy tapped Holly.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Holly's like done, done, Probably got them.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
She would have. She would have anyway.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
So they come back, we catch up. He goes, I've
got your peppermins became like a big thing, he was,
and he comes, I'll drop it. Do you want to
come pick them up?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Or I'll drop them over?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Whatever I went I anyway, he I think drops them.
Oh did he drop them over? And we had a
sauna sash. Yes. Anyway, I've got the bag that Holly
got right, and there's ten rolls of these peppermints in there,
(45:40):
and I think, oh, she'll be so pleased. So when
I go out to see her, I go, I look, husy,
and Holly got you these when they were in the UK.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Right.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
I didn't say I asked them to get them for you,
because I ass thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
You didn't. Glad you didn't.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
But do you think that?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
But do you think that needs to be said?
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Do you think that? Do you think just that he's
in Holly just saddenly on a whim bought you take.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
The role, and she's just said thank you to them.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yes, like but obsessively.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
Oh I've got to ride them a card. Oh I've
got to ride them my message.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
That's so thoughtful of them, that's so beautiful, that's so lovely,
that's so amazing.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Oh that's a lifetime.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Why what am I going to roles?
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Can you thank them for me?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Let's make a video or send it now?
Speaker 5 (46:44):
Oh they're the greatest. Oh they're amazing.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
It was so jealous.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
I'm just like, Oh, I'd like I told.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
You it's patty, because that's all I would like.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Why are you expecting this from family members?
Speaker 6 (46:58):
All I want.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Is this.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Thank you for asking them to get these?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
You didn't get it? Did you actually really make a
video for them?
Speaker 5 (47:12):
So I've sent it, I've still got it, So thank
you so much.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Anyway, then, because I'm a petty person, like, why.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Didn't if you understood.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
That I get it? Yeah, I get it right.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
So then I went, I can't remember I said something
like petty, like mum, and then Mom.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Said, do you think I take you for granted?
Speaker 5 (47:37):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Well that's lovely. Yeah, sad, No, not.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Sad appropriate, don't take me for granted. I'm not a
fucking weed that grows by the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
I'm a hot.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
House, awkward and I'm very happy to be of service,
But I'm not the dog that you kick.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
And I'm waiting the next day with in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I'm just not that person, right, I'm a Leo. I
just a little acknowledgment, just one little that was thank you, darling,
that was so nice, and that's all right. He's in Holly,
aren't even in the room with her.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
I picked up on that. It's so it's a huge
They knew they deserve the praise. If someone I love
that they did texting or calling me to get them. Mum, yeah,
I'm not even replying to that text. You're gonna Melby's wedding.
I don't have time for this. They've got two weeks
(48:31):
in e I agree with your mother's shock.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
And he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
No, she wasn't shocked. She was just so grateful, wildly appreciative.
I got that heard that.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Anyway. So then I finally ark up and she.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Goes, oh, I don't take you for granted or whatever. Anyway,
I'm not wing but it wasn't a big deal.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
But I just went, you know what, I'm glad I
said that, right.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Come cute to the weekend when she's in our place,
when we had a belated birthday for me and Lewis,
and she says.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Got any mint.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I still can't believe that Hughesy and Holly brought me
all those peppermints back from the UK.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
What a beautyful.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
She did it again and just thought of getting my mother?
Speaker 6 (49:31):
Why is your mother?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Why we love our mothers? Why it's a mint for mom?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Why? And why am I so pitiful that I want that?
Speaker 2 (49:47):
I've never said it is fired up.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
It's like I just I've been really good since the
rug Wars.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Pretty good.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah, sure, and that was like a year ago. I've
had really nothing in between. It doesn't I've been really
like that. It seems like this is a bit of
a build up. It's a bit of tatars built up here,
I think. I think obviously what look like just like
a little man hole one once that it's lifted off.
(50:14):
Underneath is the steaming lava filled mount for soothing.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Picked up on that?
Speaker 5 (50:23):
But why would you not gape?
Speaker 3 (50:27):
It's a text from why Oh this is from Kate Lanebrooks.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Moment says dear holy and oh I've got it it's yours.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Oh this is so cute.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
This is from Bexter right. I get so nervous when
you say the surname when it's a text from mum
because we know we're about to get some personal information.
I think she's changed the name. Oh okay, massive fan
of your show since day one. She's an og og
thank you, b w.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Oh yep, constantly laughing out loud in public places when
tuned in texts from Mum.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
I've changed names in the text to protect the poor people.
My mum speaks about love it.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
So she started it.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
By going, Hi, Mum, do you know John Smith? Mum
Ah was always in opposition to Jan. He's a big shot,
but okay to get on with. I think big family,
Irish family. I think few brothers and sisters. Rose Smith, hairdresser,
(51:41):
fat Italian, nice girl is his sister in law.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
She married Mark.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
He had a mansion on Hardy Road, remember two story
Main Road, new office near fish and chip shop. Think
he has done well. Never spoken to him, but you
can drop my name haha.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
It's a text from the size of the house is important,
the fish and chip shop is important, the physical description,
the in the nationality. They're Italian and also fat, so
that's good to know.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Correct, he's done well. That's such a mum phrase. He's
done well.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh, he's done they've done very well. Don't know what
being Italian has to do with any of the information.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
Never spoken to him, seems to know a lot, but
you can drop my name of course.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
Oh, we love your mom, We love bexterr Rights.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Mam, what a bloody buck.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
I need therapy absolutely.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Oh I've never seen, I've never seed, so that there's
more therapy than that. Just just just point.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Out that all families just point out to this packet
of mints where she.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Just a little, just a little.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
I know, it's ridiculous. The Buckup podcast is hosted by
me Kate Langbrook and him Nathanalvo.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
call him Jack and Dom Evans.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Oh we're lucky,
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Some teenage boys.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits. The
world you see is a place of paradox of beauty
and cruelty. It will cut you off with the knees,
then gift you a pair of easies. And that, my friends,
(00:33):
is why you always always need a buck up a poe.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh wow, wait, go danced.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Kayl Rod. Do you go to a thingo camp this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Nate Valvo, Yes, I did. I went to boot camp.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I went to boot camp. I went to there's a
spring in your step?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Do you think? Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I do.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Tend to get a little weary later in the day,
you know, because I've been up.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So early BM record hunching thing. But how long was
your nap this afternoon?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
How do you know?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
My husband's still away? So you know what I did?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You free sleep? Slept for seven hours?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So I have so many feelings about him being away.
So he's because he's learning to be a school teacher.
He's taken a regional placement.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh, I thought the cops had to do that. No,
he's gone to cops. Do that. My friend who's a
cop the country. She did that first, did she? I
didn't know you had a girlfriend who was a copper. Yeah,
then she moved her way up to investigator. Oh can
I tell you what not many people in the world
get more texts in their life than a cop or
(02:00):
an investigator because every single news story, every case it
was going on.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
When you say she's an investigator, was.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
An investigator, and then she now has an instigator, and
now she's a criminal. She's injured that she's the mushroom lady.
So wow, she was doing crimes man like rocking up
to the scene of the crime and solving it.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
You know, sationally applied for the.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Police for what I can see it. But you know what,
they made it nearly impossible for her the height. I
think they didn't want an older lady.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh you were saying it was like yourself an older No,
but they're saying, what about de I do that include
Nana's Well it should, diversity should, shouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And also, well, if I'm calling the cops and here
comes Beryl, No, no.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Beryl's gonna end up being what Branny is going to
be on a good squad. So Sash is not going
to be turning up.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
They said to me, they know you have preferences. I
know that you go to the front of the riot.
It's like you're a number, yeah for two weeks, two years,
two years, and then you might have to go to country.
And that's when I went.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, however, imagine Sash on the fraud squad. I mean,
just look at the career she's had. She's an expert
in fraud.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
She walked in and said, I've produced Kate Lainebrook for
fifteen years. Then they slammed the door.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Anyway, it was it's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Why did we So my husband's gone sorry to be
a school teacher and he's having well, it was really interesting.
First of all, he's like, I can't wait to get
out of here. I've got so much work to do.
I'll be blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't think I'll come back a recon even for
the weekends. I don't hear myself back.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
My Joseppi's favorite one. I can't even ship in peace
in our family. Oh no, people were Peter.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No one would say that, and Peter never would Peter,
you know, he's never even much to Hughes' what consternation
and great curiosity. Peter's never even been flatulent in front
of me.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What a gentleman, What a gentle man, gentleman, that's the
kind of future I want teaching our kids the no
fartherers every day.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Now he's so what.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Does he do to come? It's never been in front
of you. Even I don't hang out quite often. I
don't think that I reckon he's made up some hobby
that he's not really into, like bird watching.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
But that's what that's what he's cycling.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, that's what he's doing. He doesn't even doesn't even
have to battle.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Combustion engine.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't speak about my heart, can't even think of
him because he's so beautiful with his ablutions, and he's
so meticulous and FASTI.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Do you think he's going to come back?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well, okay, so he started off with his big talk.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I've never bought this teacher story. There's been holes. This
little story he tells.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Gone, he went out for a packet of cigarettes, He
went out to do regional placement, never came back, never
came back. And then so I went we went down
to the school and formed a search party. They've never
heard of him, disappear on the way to the school.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
This is a hit podcast in the making. Really is
the missing teacher.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Instead of teachers?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
So you're alone anyway, now I'm alone. He started off
saying he's never coming back. One day gone, and he
was like, oh, it's really cold, or what are you
having for dinner?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
But he's down at your Is he down at your hut?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, he's down at the heart with the no running water.
There's running water from the town. No, from the tank,
from the tank, yeah, the gas from the No, from
the cylinder, right from the cylinder. But there's no real
heating aside from the woods.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You can tell, you know, sometimes when you look at
a picture, you can just tell it's cold that when
you send photos of that place.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's beautifulful looks, it's a wildness place.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's cold.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's I'm often reminded of that show Alone when we're
down there at holiday time.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
The new Alone is hot for the first time in
the South African desert.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
No, I don't like it, but it gets very cold
at night. Okay, maybe on like the night episodes. I
just can't watching people scratching. Everyone loves it. Hang on
the Australian.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Alone, the International, you know, the Australian alone winner, the
best one. The og woman put on that woman, Yeah,
I can't remember her name. Gina put on fifteen or
twenty kilos on purpose before she did alone, knowing that
her body would have more to warm up, more to eat.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah right, clever?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
How smart is that?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Very clever?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Very clever? Anywe a buck? He's alone? My husband's alone?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Why are we talking about him?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You miss him because he's away?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Nap having a name?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
He had a five five.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Our nap, no but an hour. And here's a thing.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I'm so stimulated by his absence.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I'm really funny. It hard to nap.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm getting a lot done. I'm as busy as a bee.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Just saying this in case he's listening.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'm just it's just I love him and it's delightful
to have him away. But also so far it's going
quite well.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
With the kids.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You got to miss your partner?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, I miss him.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You got to miss him. I miss him? Vite alife?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah right, I miss him?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Did he send you to say.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I would put money on Cody and I not being together? Still?
If I didn't you traveled or quite a lot for.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well, I've gone away a lot for work.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But Peter Harley ever goes away and he's running the
house and he does so much of the housework. But
sometimes he's grumpy.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
What I'm quite happy.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
He's got to just get it all out.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, I know, but you know, men towards middle age
often allow themselves to get grumpy.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay, I'm not on board with it.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I'm not on board with it. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I love him, and of course I made him food
to take down, et cetera.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Why was I telling you that?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Because you've got you're lying about how much he's happy.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
He's only got twelve kids.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
In his class.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Where is this?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Please of the country people? Yeah, move to the country. Education.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You're thirty five kid business? Yeah amazing, this is wild, amazing?
Is so play? He's hanging at the back of the
class or is he teaching it?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
No, he's teaching now. And the teacher who, he said,
who's really lovely. This is how small the school is.
The teacher's daughter is in the class.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Of course it's regents.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
And I said, how's that? I said, what does she
call him? And Peter said, Dad, she calls him dad
in maths class.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Something about this story doesn't check out. I'm sorry, Kate,
but this is if this was the podcast, this is
the episode one reveal. Yeah, that's and.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Call him dad in class anyways.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Adorable, very interesting, adorable.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
And you know what, shout out to our teachers, without
whom there is literally.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Nothing nothing going on.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Nobody, no skills, no comprehension, nada. Everyone at least once
in their life accidentally calls a teacher Mum or dad.
Isn't that the whole experience of school? I think so
yelling out mum?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I think so. Having a teacher as a parent in
the same school would be intense. I used to get embarrassment.
Mum was on touch shop duty for fifteen minutes at lunch.
Do you a favor in primary school? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
What would you get?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
My mother Lynn was handing out those icy poles in
summer like nobody's business. She was also bringing home what
I stand by this offense to the Italians listening, No
lasagna has ever beaten the primary school touch shop lasagnas
that they just warmed up in the little oven with
the foil.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Did you have lasnia?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You had lasagna at our touch shop? One day a
week lunch order. Who was making touch shop lunch order?
You know, you brought out the thing on the brand
paper bag. Primary school, someone's mum would arrive at the
door five minutes before lunch and yell out whose names
she had in the basket.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
They were always sad kids that who were never given
tuck shop.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh I think we got it every week.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, we were supposed to get it. We didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Didn't get it. But you had food.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
At one point, yeah, yeah, we had food, but it
was all very what. At one point, Mum and Dad
bought a house when we came back from New Guinea,
they bought a house and so we had a lot
of talk about mortgage and all that sort of stuff.
And I think at that point, John, Paul and I
were getting like fifty cents pocket money or whatever. And
(11:29):
one day Mum announced, this was my brother, that we
were no longer going to get our pocket money. And
I was in the back seat and I was like
what what? And Dad said, oh no, and that's not
necessarily the children don't have to give up pocket money,
and Mum went, they.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Want to make a contribution fair enough, And I was
in the back seat going I don't want to, And
then I saw my brother, our jump Paul would have
done it right, Yeah, mum, we'll give up her.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
No wonder we went into politics.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
How's that devastudy? And for two years we did not
get pocket money?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Outrageous, terrible.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
A touch shop was completely out of the shop, is not.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's a different column.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
No, in our family, it was all the same because
it was all what involves me handing over money that
ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Not on my watch. That's still happening. By the way,
my kid's still ticking the lunch order. Yeah, I think
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
It depends. No, it depends.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's all online.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
It's made on so it's all online by a bunch
of moms down there.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
It depends.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
We never had a dad's different time.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Okay, who runs the mother's day stall at school?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Moms? Who runs the father's day's stall at school?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Mums?
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah, you know, my husband's aid.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
To his second free his second family, second family, his
regional family.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
He's taken there just like he's such a hero.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So I got his way up there to have a visit.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, of course that is bad. Yeah, new daddy anyway,
his his library subscription that he discovered online.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
For this free you just have to be.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
A member of a library that alone.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, but of course he is a member.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Of become a member.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I think you do it online.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh mg, let me quickly tell you something. Oh go on,
Oh my god, maybe I subconsciously did this, just what
I did last week? What went to the library?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
We had to have we had to have someone come
to the house to do a thing. I just had
to get this thing. I had this thing that needed
to be done. Oh what, I left it to the
last day. It's going to take like two or three
hours of work to do script deadline. A google. I
googled library.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Oh to find out where it was.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I was like, oh my god. Around the corner. Went in.
It was so lovely and warm and inviting, peaceful room.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
There's a lot of people working in the library.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
So many people there. Got myself a little corner desk.
I smashed out that task so quickly. What a beautiful
two hours I had in that library. Okay, take my
tax paying dollars.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
So how interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
On talking about no filter, I've interviewed two people. Sally Hepworth,
who's written books, had a best seller every year.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Since twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And Claia Stevens Jesse Stevens sister who was editor in
chief at No Filter, just written a novel. I guess
we're both of them right at the library. They go
to the library every day.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Forget getting a co.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Shared what do they call those hot desk? Co working?
A hot desk?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
So much goes to.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
The library this afternoon. Am I getting it wrong? Hot?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Hot desk is just cocos? Whatever? We yep?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
What what did you do?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
What did you do there? I did printing the library. Yeah,
I can do it from hot ice. Hang on, I
send it from my laptop at home.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
And then I walked past the library.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I've got my library card, but.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
This is but does it come out of their printer?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
The printer it's really cheap.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
And then you go in there and do you say
to the librrian, I just got to the printer. Your
stuff that's there because it's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
On my library card account.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
How do how do you know someone else is not
going to pick up your buck up printing?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
And because I'm standing at the printer to pick up.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oh, I thought you did it before you got no
library it's the library. I send it to the library
and then it sits here in the cloud somewhere, and
then you and I. When I swipe my library cat,
it comes out.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's like the Pokies old time music. Because I am radio.
I love that looking to some printings. I love the library.
Everyone loves the Biggest Loser episode We've ever done. A
(16:32):
bunch of losers.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
But it's actually good for people because so many people
are using those ko shared spaces.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
They don't need to is one. You've already paid for.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
It, that's it, free Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Now they're not cluttering up the library with things called books.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Now it's just all.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Digital and people coming in an occasional on house person looking.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
To get warm.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
This is a big community, a big community at the
library anyway. So my husband's got this free streaming service
from the library called Canopy with a Cave.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
We love it. It's been a couple a few weeks
since the last update.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well it has been, but how lucky we got a
lovely message from Stuart McFarlane.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Can I quickly might Does it ruin it if I
say my favorite one that you said you watched?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Oh no, say them? Say them so.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Kate's been watching these world movies. Ches them experimental, They're
so strained. This one was about the one in the
she had a piggy. Piggy called her piggy, but she
wants to wear bikinis.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
And she had to wear her bikini all the way
home from the swinging pool.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That was it.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
That's like Piggy all the way home.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Short film?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yep, short film. And what was the other one?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It was about someone getting bitten in the neck by hornet.
Doung he we want to ask a girl a hornet?
A hornet stung him in the neck.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Got stung in the on the neck by a hornet? Anyway, amazing,
oscar buzz So Stuart McFarlane, Hello.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I love the show.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Thank you Stuart, and we love you Stuart. We love
you so much.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
As a fellow, this.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Is a sentence that a million monkeys with a million
typewriters would not have come up with.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
As a fellow.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
A ficinado of canopy.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Oh, someone has a library card.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I have to urge Kate to watch two films by
a mental French director. One is called Smoking Causes coughing,
that's a fact, and the other is called deer skin.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Thank you for everything, buck buddies. Now, what would you
like to hear about absolutely coughing? Please?
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, smoking causes coughing. This is full length, one hour,
sixteen minutes, a long time, a wildly inventive new comedy
from Quentin Depure.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Of course, they're all Europe.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
They're all called Quentin.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Smoking Causes Coughing follows the misadventures of a team of
five superhero known as the Tobacco Force. Benzene, Oh my god, Nicotine,
benzin in my yeah, methanol, mercury, and ammonia.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
They're superheroes.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
After a devastating battle, this is a real movie, by
the way. You'll pay two tickets for this on Canopy.
After a devastating battle against a diabolical giant turtle, the
Tobacco Force is sent on a mandatory week long retreat
to strengthen their decaying group cohesion. They're so journe goes
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wonderfully well until Lesardine, Emperor of Evil, decides to annihilate.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Ardin.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Lesardineardin causes coughing. I probably won't you favorite Benzene.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No. I like methanol. I think we all like we
all like methanol.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Well I am, I like nicotine.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Did you ever have that friend that smoked the the
thingy siggies?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
What singy siggies?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
The vapes, the flavored ones back in the day.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Not flavored ones, mental menthols.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Sorry, I couldn't think of the war.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
They still smoke mentals.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, but I just think girls really smoked mental girls
like men in my twenties with my sister in law smoked. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
I don't even know. Do they still make them? Who knows?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Because everyone goes to the illegal tobacco shops now, who
knows what the legit brands are selling. Good job government,
and everyone's on the vapes.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Of course, everyone's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, that's how much the government cares about.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
People out and about on Saturday night and everyone is
on the phone.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Everyone's on the vapes. That's what they've done.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Inside there's seventy dollars a packet, and you know.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
What happening again? Kate as me the non smoker, and
hallo to the non smoking buck up listeners, if we
must listen. Takes me back to my clubbing days, when
there is nothing worse than your crew going siggy and
they all go out the back to smoke or out.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
The front, but they don't have to.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
And then the non smoker, I, me and the others
you have to go with them and just stand there.
You don't have to stand Stan's are like a loser.
Sometimes I was like, she's just starts smoking.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
It just starts smoking.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
AnyWho. Then I had like ten to fifteen years off that,
and now it's back again. It's the vape.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Do you know what happened?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's like a magic trick. There's five of us in
a circle talking. I put my drink down, I pop up.
Not everyone's gone.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Really do you think that's to do with the smoking
of the baby? That's interesting, guys, where you go my
stand ups?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Everyone gone?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
What well, it's a good point.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Okay, deer skin Oh no, you know what I was
going to tell you what At Merit at the music
festival we go to every year, it's a Christmas time
or early to see my birthday.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Actually the greatest birthday weekend.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
As Peter's birthday.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We've lost many friends to Meredith over the years.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
It's the greatest and one of the few surviving outdoor
camping festivals in US.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh At one year and it was so unbelievably hot.
It was like the forty two forty three weather day. Yeah.
Then there was this threat of a bush fire and
it was like everyone was talking about like a potential firestorm.
It was a lot.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, it's a lot, and some years it's cold and something.
It's always the greatest ever. Anyway, last year, let me
just say, if someone from the buck up had a
cigarette lighter, they were the most popular person at the
entire festival. Demand nobody it's got a light.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
To get you have to ask the people at the
thing at the supermarket. You don't have to the counter
and ask.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
No, But no one's got because everyone's vakes.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Oh sorry I thought you. No one knows how to
get one.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
No, no one's got cigarette lighters to light joints.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You're full, so null? What's uncooler me at a music
festival or start at the library. Light a joint that's
the same vibe and say what you got to do it?
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And they keep lighting. I'm here to pick up my
protect They kept lighting at the.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Cloud deer skin. Oh you have a movie once again.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
A Frenchman Jean de jardin The.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Bloody French Love, an experimental movie.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
A recent divorce in the midst of a midlife identity
crime in search of a new life and look, he
ditches his past in a roadside petrol station and encounters
a vintage fringed deer skin jacket with influential supernatural power.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's a real film.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
It's a real film.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
To be fair. I watched a movie while or a
horror movie where the dress became the murderer or made
the people wear a person wearing the dress was the murderer,
and it was excellent. I can't remember what it was called. Yeah,
it was actually really.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Good anyway, So maybe deer skins like that. I'm going
to sign you up. Justse please do let's do some
and thank you so much, Stewart than we love canopy.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
And public libraries.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Why they give them a buck up public library?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I don't need any help. It was packed.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
No, No, they've still that. They still you know, do
you reckon?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
There's nerds of the library that are like furious the
become popular again? No, you know what happens like your
favorite CAF.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Government is always like how can we save money? They're
always looking to close the public pool and they're always
looking to cut back on library and you know.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
What we say?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
What do we say? Wow? What French?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Because I've watched so many foreign films through the library.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So quick update. The dead rat smell has gone.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
So last thing you told us Cody had sealed.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
With blue tack and then over the thing. But then
it just moved the smell into our bedroom. Then he
did the blue tack tape thing on that, and then
it moved it into the bathroom. We just kept moving
it around the house. But was it getting stronger or
weak at? The smell the same but just changing rooms.
Really the man came out and enzymed sprayed. He got
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a bunch of messages on the buck up about the zyme,
about dead rats and dead animals and.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
How long it lasts.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
People, people just go. People in this world, Kate, are
living with dead animals.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
If you can bear it for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Oh yeah, I wasn't that. It was only like yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Of course you'd be impatient, very impatient.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
I don't like to have your people are impatient? Does
that mean the Italian?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
And also don't like a bad odor, whereas as you know,
I'd be curious about a bad odor.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It did disappear, so it has gone it's gone, so
we're happy again. Right, we've got our house back. The
dead rat smell is gone. If you've ever had this
moment before, I have often thought in my head, how
would I go if I was genuinely faced with an
intruder in my house? Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Don't do you.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Go through that sometimes in your head? Would you run
this way? Would you get out the window? I know
what this one would do. Would she go to go
to the library.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
No, because when we went to Italy she lived in
our house for two years with her boyo. And when
we came back, Peter ween we were in bed one
night and Peter goes, why is there a golf car next.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
To the bed. This is when you took up golf and.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
She hadn't even taken up golf then, had you? Did
you get the golf club from you get it from rubbish?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Did you actually go hang on?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
This would be a good whip.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
There's two. There's two. There's two levels of hard rubbish.
There's walking past and driving past.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Which one was walking walking past? Okay, because ironically she
walked past a driver.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Cody's away into state just for the night, just a
short trip.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Did you get nervous?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Flying in bed, freezing as per as every house in
Melbourne is even I'm cranking all sorts of heat's got
nine blankets, have got a twenty five k dog on
me and it's I'm still cold.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
A wheat bagal note, I'm just saying this out. I
burnt my last one in the microwave. I've tried to
warm it up so much.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
At court on.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, but that's also toasty.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Well it was, but you know what, it's split its
scene and then yeah, and you don't want little grains
of in the bead, especially not if you like you
have a rat in face stage.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Just a bean bag store not far from our house,
they have that, and I'm absolutely convinced it's a drug front,
because how can someone on earth possibly sell enough bean
bags every day to cover rent pay someone? That's all
they've got, not nay.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Saying anyone with a bean bag for a little.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
What I'm getting out.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Are they modern ones like shaped like furniture everything.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
But that's just a beam seeing anyone in there.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's not a very busy road too, so like a
fall lane rod.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
That's strange, thank you. But maybe they've got a deal
with hotel.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Well, I told you about that time I've got in
trouble on Nova when I asked questions about the twenty
four hour florist in Melbourne. Oh, I remember that Flora
and I came out and said, well, basically it's a
drug front, because who on earth is buying flowers at
four o'clock? And I got in so much trouble from you.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Why if they could sue us, oh for saying that
I'm on the radio going yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
By the way, two years.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Later, often bought two years later drug front. It was
in the news that's florist that he used to go
to true story? Was it true story? Connected to drugs?
It happened years later?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Go back to our old boss and demand, Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
So I'm cold in bed and I fall asleep. Just
two milligram mallatone a night, sometimes five, sometimes two, you know,
mantena WHOA, Yeah, I have a five milligram jelly and
I bite half or a quarter. Really, I don't think
there's any pointing the dose. Yeah there is for me.
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The next morning, I feel like I've been here by truck.
If I do five, I really don't.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
I just sleep it. I have the greatest sleep.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
How does anyone sleep now without melatonin? Well, you know,
how do you do it?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Folks? Peter doesn't like it. He said it gives him
bad dreams. Oh they're insane dreams. But you know what
I love about it insane dream is that he's talking
to me, and sometimes I fall asleep while he's talking
to me. How terrible for him, but like he's gone regional.
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I could say, tell me about your day, darling, and
then two seconds later.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Just out like a light.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I love it because you know, my dream is to
be put to sleep like Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yes, you want to experience that?
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I get it. I want to eat the pizza from
the Simpsons. We've all got weird things.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
So you've taken half of a ting.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, no, half a five. I wake up because there
is a noise in the kitchen, which is down the
end of the hay past a couple of bedrooms. I'm like, okay,
but not like that's a proper noise.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
What sort of noise?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's like something has been moved or it's probably the
snobby dog she's on me. Oh okay, all right, okay, okay,
there's something there. But I'm like, oh, something feul. I
told myself something, but it was a bit scared.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, of course I'm lying there. And then the next
one was undeniable.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
It was like there was something had moved again. No,
and let me tell you yes, yes, like oh no, yeah, yeah,
like a proper guys. Yeah, like okay, so someone's in
the house.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Can I ask this, what would you prefer there was
something supernatural like a Poulter guyst huh, or that it
was something real, like an intruder.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I think I'd prefer the intruder. Would you think? So? Really?
I think I told you prefer didn't we to do
this last week? No? We said, did you prefer a
ghost or a dead rat? Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Okay, yeah, what did we prefer?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I said a ghost? That was ridiculous. I try to
have a dead rat.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Ghost can smell smell in horror movies you had, and
a lot of ghosts would smell.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I'd rather a ghost dog owners.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
If I had a ghost that smelled like mothballs, oh,
I'd be so irritated.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
It's one of the worst smells ever.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
No, there's stuff so much worse.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I just find the smell of mothballs unbearable and it's
an old person.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I don't like it. You know, dog owners when your
dog also hears it because the head goes up. Yes,
so dog's head goes up.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Did she bark?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
This is where I'm like, can is eight years too
late to take your dog back and go? Can I
have another one? This dog doesn't move, just puts her
head up and turns it. She's listening to I'm like,
oh god, odd, what do I do here? What time
is it? Well, I didn't know yet. I didn't have
him grab phone yet. It was all just happening in
the moment. And this is the conclusion I came to.
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I was going to get out of bed, poke my
head around my bedroom door, and just yell out take
whatever you want. But just got that was my That
was my plan. I also, I don't wear pants to bed.
T shirt only.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Free agent, even when you're solo.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah. So I jumped out and I couldn't find it
was all dark. So I put jeans on. You put
jeans on, So put jeans on. Turns out don't fit me.
So that's gone in my head. Bigger or smaller outfitted jeans?
Does this matter? Is he bigger or smaller? He's he's
way taller than me, so they're like up around my chat.
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I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
My husband's also taller than me, but his jeans are
not necessarily too big for me. Okay, well, oh look
she loves it, lush French.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I get.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Is this a back up?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
It's a buck up.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Come on, I'll give us a little sound effect.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Beautiful. You can wear your husband's glos.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Well if I don't want to zip them up.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Mm hmm. I put on Cody's jeans. I go to
my bedroom window. This dog stays in bed. No, no, no,
she's just watching me. She's just staring at me, going,
they're not your jeans, judging me. No, get out of
here and do something, dog, bark, do something.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
That I take that there may have been nothing need.
So then I got the I got the courage to
walk down, and I walk down.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Did you shine a line Derby behind me? Now? Derby
had joined me, now.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
But behind you, not in front of your barking darling
showing her perfectly dentally maintained teeth.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Great teath has great tea. Of course, how many visits
to the beat is that anyway? Because we give her
a raw food? Good for the teath raw food.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Dogs should only have a give her.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
A chicken wing every day. Mane gives her a good
clean only one, just one. We give her other food,
but you know you food. Okay, guess what it was?
What was a bird?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
There is the chimney.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, we have a little courtyard thing in the middle
of the house that we just leave open for darbs
to go. Duney, there is it. Then all of a
sudden losers her mind that her claws can't get the floorboards.
She's running on the spot, scramb. This poor effing bird
was so lost and tipped over the bin and tip
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over the bin. Somehow it was trapped. So it was
in the corner under a thing.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
What sort of bird?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
It was? Not a picture? Not a cute bird.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
I think.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Indian, bigger than that, very very you see them everywhere.
It's an Indian minor.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I think brown and white wings, brown and white. We
should call hikey she'll know, Oh yeah, she's toadling. No,
she's probably put a picture in her cally.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
And so then I was like, oh my god, I'm
gonna do this bird and had gotten so scared that
it just frozen. Now, so now just wasn't even moving,
was in the corner. I throw derby in the bathroom.
Shut that door. She's now finally barking, Oh you can
bar a man?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah yeah, but there's at or a ghost, a polter guy,
the ghost of the dead rap.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yes, I grab it. Did. I opened all the doors,
the big like you.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Have to the outside light on and the inside lights off,
because as soon as they see the reflection of the
inside lights.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
In their lights during the night was weird up. It
was very early. It was a four fifty.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Maybe it had been there.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
All nice and it had only just got alarmed.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
So then I lifted a blanket up and held it out.
I just walked over like very employally. Then it just
flew out. My dog did not deliver. But don't you
think I was a bit brave for a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
But I do think you were. I do think you were.
But you know what, as soon as you know what
put me off that story.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Your dog because your dog.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
I still I don't like how your dog is to
my dog.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Why don't my dog loves people? She's chill, she doesn't
care about dogs. She just wants to be hurt. And fed.
It's hert ful and it would be worse if she
was like growling and violent. She was.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
She just hung out anyway. I just takes me a little.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I've got to get that to that part with the
two of them laid down on the bricks and had
like a nap at the same time talking about that
they had a lovely day.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Lovely day.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I had a lovely day.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
But you know my dogs so boisterous. Keen, look at
she's looks.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
She pulls a face.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Every single timecognize people didn't.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Remember I put my I put my hood on.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
He was standing next to me in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I was cooking. I put the hood up on my
tracks because I was cold, and he started barking at me.
He didn't recognize me. He watched me do it.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
You know he's not.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
You know what, it's not very he's not immense. Sun
put it that way.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Fallowed all the home intruders.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
There's too many of.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I was going to say, if we could tap into
the home intruder market, our numbers.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Well, Peter, We've still got Sasha's golfing.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I could listen to the buck up on the car
that just stolen from a driveway.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
But you know what I marvel about. I mean, you're
obviously the exception. Yes, and we don't even need to
speculate about why that's the case. But the men are
never scared when they're alone.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Oh isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh yeah, that's deep and dark. It's amazing, isn't it.
So Consequently, when you're with them, you're not scared. Please stop?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Have I shown you a galloping horse?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Have I shown you galloping horse?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Hang on? Ready, close yours?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Where is that microphone going? I'm not more? Were you
poor growing up?
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Ow?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
It just sounded like something poor people would do. We
didn't have a TV that just did this.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
We didn't have a TV because we were Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
You know what, You're impoverished for fun? Speaking of Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Oh yes, I've got How are they?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
But my mother, you know, she was one and now
she's not one and I'm not one.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Now it's not the time, but it's the buck up.
But we one day we'll talk about when your mother
became not one, considering how much of one she was,
so much of one, That's what I mean, that's okay.
It's a big one eighty, so you know, you know, generally.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
I've been pretty good with Mum lately.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's a relative concept, yes, But I've just got something
and it's so petty.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
I can't get over it.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
This is what they do. I can't. This is what
they are on this planet to do.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I can't get over it. It's so fun and it's
all to do. It's so fun.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
It's all to do with.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Peppermints, always the big stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
It's ridiculous. But I've really got to burn over it.
And let me just say this. We do everything for Mum.
My brother in Queensland doesn't do anything, so we do
everything Peter does.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
All proles aren't doing.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, but I'm just saying, this is what everything that
happens for her happens because of us, right. So she
wanted My brother and sister in law were supposed to
be going to England on a holiday and they ended
up not being allowed to go because there was something
going on with politics and it would be bad look
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if he was.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Away, so they weren't allowed to take their holiday.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
And Mum mentioned it to me and she said, I'm
so disappointed because I'd asked them to get me some
poll aw mints, right, I went, Polo mints. Mum went,
there are like life Saver peppermints, but you can't get
them now.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
For some reason, the powers that being.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Of decided people don't want Life Saver peppermins anymore, so
you cannot get them anymore.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Like razor blades.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Why can't I buy razor blades?
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (42:59):
So I went, Oh, he's in the UK for Melby's wedding.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
I'll send him.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Did you know the Spice Girls? Mum?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I didn't even bother saying that.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
She would, though she would they cut through?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Probably not if I name them individually, of course not.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
But you know she's heard want to be at one
point in her life. I've got more than one splice
of her life to become one. She's heard them all.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
I think maybe if you named them individually, she'd probably
drop off at baby. Anyway, so we all know Melby whatever,
we know the Spice Girls. So can you do me
a favor? Can you get mum some Polo mints? Rolls
of polo mints? Apparently they're very easy to get. They're
like normal there, I like.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Here where they're decided.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
That people don't want razor blades. That's news. You can't
get razor blades apparently blades quite often. No, no, no,
you don't you.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Get raises the mac three?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, because what this guy uses? Get the old ones
that he's just screwing. And by the way, guys, why
does she want them? I can't twenty eight dollars for four?
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Under lock and key?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
They're under lock and key, under lock and key.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
And of course, why do you think people steal you
drop the price? People wouldn't steal them, They wouldn't have
to be under lock and key that doing. So I
sent him a message and then of course he's like,
we're talking at some point during the trip and I go, oh,
did you remember to get those people that goes on? No?
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I forgot, and I've gott we go to.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Iuse mel He goes We go to Ireland tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Do you think that you can get them there?
Speaker 3 (44:49):
I said, I don't know, but I went, Why am
I honestly so much? Why am I even bothering? Why
didn't I just message Holly? So I tippy tapped Holly.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Holly's like done, done, Probably got them.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
She would have. She would have anyway.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
So they come back, we catch up. He goes, I've
got your peppermins became like a big thing, he was,
and he comes, I'll drop it. Do you want to
come pick them up?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Or I'll drop them over?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Whatever I went I anyway, he I think drops them.
Oh did he drop them over? And we had a
sauna sash. Yes. Anyway, I've got the bag that Holly
got right, and there's ten rolls of these peppermints in there,
(45:40):
and I think, oh, she'll be so pleased. So when
I go out to see her, I go, I look, husy,
and Holly got you these when they were in the UK.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Right.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
I didn't say I asked them to get them for you,
because I ass thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
You didn't. Glad you didn't.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
But do you think that?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
But do you think that needs to be said?
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Do you think that? Do you think just that he's
in Holly just saddenly on a whim bought you take.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
The role, and she's just said thank you to them.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yes, like but obsessively.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
Oh I've got to ride them a card. Oh I've
got to ride them my message.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
That's so thoughtful of them, that's so beautiful, that's so lovely,
that's so amazing.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Oh that's a lifetime.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Why what am I going to roles?
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Can you thank them for me?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Let's make a video or send it now?
Speaker 5 (46:44):
Oh they're the greatest. Oh they're amazing.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
It was so jealous.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
I'm just like, Oh, I'd like I told.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
You it's patty, because that's all I would like.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Why are you expecting this from family members?
Speaker 6 (46:58):
All I want.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Is this.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Thank you for asking them to get these?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
You didn't get it? Did you actually really make a
video for them?
Speaker 5 (47:12):
So I've sent it, I've still got it, So thank
you so much.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Anyway, then, because I'm a petty person, like, why.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Didn't if you understood.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
That I get it? Yeah, I get it right.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
So then I went, I can't remember I said something
like petty, like mum, and then Mom.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Said, do you think I take you for granted?
Speaker 5 (47:37):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Well that's lovely. Yeah, sad, No, not.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Sad appropriate, don't take me for granted. I'm not a
fucking weed that grows by the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
I'm a hot.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
House, awkward and I'm very happy to be of service,
But I'm not the dog that you kick.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
And I'm waiting the next day with in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I'm just not that person, right, I'm a Leo. I
just a little acknowledgment, just one little that was thank you, darling,
that was so nice, and that's all right. He's in Holly,
aren't even in the room with her.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
I picked up on that. It's so it's a huge
They knew they deserve the praise. If someone I love
that they did texting or calling me to get them. Mum, yeah,
I'm not even replying to that text. You're gonna Melby's wedding.
I don't have time for this. They've got two weeks
(48:31):
in e I agree with your mother's shock.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
And he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
No, she wasn't shocked. She was just so grateful, wildly appreciative.
I got that heard that.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Anyway. So then I finally ark up and she.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Goes, oh, I don't take you for granted or whatever. Anyway,
I'm not wing but it wasn't a big deal.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
But I just went, you know what, I'm glad I
said that, right.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Come cute to the weekend when she's in our place,
when we had a belated birthday for me and Lewis,
and she says.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Got any mint.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I still can't believe that Hughesy and Holly brought me
all those peppermints back from the UK.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
What a beautyful.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
She did it again and just thought of getting my mother?
Speaker 6 (49:31):
Why is your mother?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Why we love our mothers? Why it's a mint for mom?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
Why? And why am I so pitiful that I want that?
Speaker 2 (49:47):
I've never said it is fired up.
Speaker 3 (49:49):
It's like I just I've been really good since the
rug Wars.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Pretty good.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah, sure, and that was like a year ago. I've
had really nothing in between. It doesn't I've been really
like that. It seems like this is a bit of
a build up. It's a bit of tatars built up here,
I think. I think obviously what look like just like
a little man hole one once that it's lifted off.
(50:14):
Underneath is the steaming lava filled mount for soothing.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Picked up on that?
Speaker 5 (50:23):
But why would you not gape?
Speaker 3 (50:27):
It's a text from why Oh this is from Kate Lanebrooks.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Moment says dear holy and oh I've got it it's yours.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Oh this is so cute.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
This is from Bexter right. I get so nervous when
you say the surname when it's a text from mum
because we know we're about to get some personal information.
I think she's changed the name. Oh okay, massive fan
of your show since day one. She's an og og
thank you, b w.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Oh yep, constantly laughing out loud in public places when
tuned in texts from Mum.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
I've changed names in the text to protect the poor people.
My mum speaks about love it.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
So she started it.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
By going, Hi, Mum, do you know John Smith? Mum
Ah was always in opposition to Jan. He's a big shot,
but okay to get on with. I think big family,
Irish family. I think few brothers and sisters. Rose Smith, hairdresser,
(51:41):
fat Italian, nice girl is his sister in law.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
She married Mark.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
He had a mansion on Hardy Road, remember two story
Main Road, new office near fish and chip shop. Think
he has done well. Never spoken to him, but you
can drop my name haha.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
It's a text from the size of the house is important,
the fish and chip shop is important, the physical description,
the in the nationality. They're Italian and also fat, so
that's good to know.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Correct, he's done well. That's such a mum phrase. He's
done well.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Oh, he's done they've done very well. Don't know what
being Italian has to do with any of the information.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
Never spoken to him, seems to know a lot, but
you can drop my name of course.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
Oh, we love your mom, We love bexterr Rights.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Mam, what a bloody buck.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
I need therapy absolutely.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Oh I've never seen, I've never seed, so that there's
more therapy than that. Just just just point.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Out that all families just point out to this packet
of mints where she.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Just a little, just a little.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
I know, it's ridiculous. The Buckup podcast is hosted by
me Kate Langbrook and him Nathanalvo.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
call him Jack and Dom Evans.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Oh we're lucky,
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