April 7, 2025 • 55 mins
- Bring back pretty privilege
- Never set soot in a hot air balloon
- I've never seen you run
- Things that annoy me
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off of the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need a buck up.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh I bye bye pick it daddy, b bye bet bo.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Hello, we'll be putting that clip online. The people need
to see you know why.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm in such high spirits.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Sasha French and I say, Hello, Sasha French, change my mind.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We went and had a cold plunge.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
This is let's tell the bikeheads. Hello, Kate Lanebrook, Nate
Valleys am record.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, unusual, So I know that it was really hard
to drink my color.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Vomited twice already. Do you know how early today's record is?
And it's made me think of two things. I will
never do what you will never have me stepping foot
in a hot air balloon? What on earth are people doing?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I'm looking out to the city scape and there's hot
air balloons.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Go home, they look beautiful.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Stay in bed, why there's planes that have engines and
propellers and all sorts of things that work, proven to work.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But they're taking you somewhere seably you want to go,
hopefully paid work.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Most of the time, I can tell you Heaven or
every second or the other one the other my.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
People might be there, I mean, why would your people go?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
The gays? Sometimes I think.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You meant the half Italian.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Sometimes I do think if Hell exists, and I do
go there for being a moe, but that means every
single gay person has ever existed is also there.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Not the worst, It's great, It's not the worst time.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
All right. So you know I was raised to Jehovah.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Would you be there very quickly? And please excuse my
ignorance with this question. Yes, is the heaven and Hell
thing and all that the Jehoah.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So they don't really believe in hell as in a
place of eternal you know toru. Oh sorry, yeah, well,
but and they believe in a paradise Earth. So they
only believe that therese one hundred and forty four thousand
people who are going to heaven.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's a communicated for VIP.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
It's a beautiful got to get a stairs exactly the
DJAS very controversial rope.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yes, yes, anyway.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
How many guys you got at Eastern Do you have
any girls in your group? Remember that? I know.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But now girls don't even get favors.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Really, girls aren't getting priority entry daughter into clubs.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Beautiful and has got like three beautiful girlfriends that she
goes out with.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
They have to line up.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, and I'm showed so shocked by thees they have
to buy drinks?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Sorry, Like what, yeah, chaos, what's happened? There should be
someone approaching them on the street like when I was
in my twenties and gives them drink cards and come in.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
They've made all that illegal, but you know what, that's
all just going to backfire on them.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Who made that illegal. Well I've never been interested in politics,
but I'm getting in government. Bring back drink cards for
hotties on the street. Yes, why not? That's my slogan.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, what happened to pretty privilege? Get privileged as they should.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Anyway, when I was raised to Jehovah's witness, I remember
at the sitting in a meeting and I was really young,
like eleven or whatever, and there was someone up and
giving a talk. So on the Sundays, someone a some
idiot would give at an hour lot like get his
get his suit, his target suit and pull it on
(04:23):
and you know.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Get up and lecture people, right.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And I remember they were talking about who would inherit
the Paradise Earth. And I remember looking around the Kingdom
Hall and the other Jehovah's witnesses, and I said to Mom,
if these are the people that are going to get
eternal life, I don't think I wanted it, and that my.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Folks at the beginning of the end, yes, but I.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Was like, not even being a smarter ass, I get it.
I was literally like, these are not my pepe.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I mean I'd like to and I do think I'm
more probably I think i'd fit in better in Hell.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I open this podcast pop Hard in Hell, buck Up
Live from Hell.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But also not even like not even croper Hell, like
maybe the halfway waiting room for Hell.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, we're not really the worst, like these people.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
There's worse.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
There's worse than us.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
There's what thank you, that's the nicest thing you've ever said.
That's worse than us.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But just some sort of Hell adjacent place for people.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Hell Light Hell, light, that's what you want? Hell light anyway,
Hell yeah, hell yeah, Hello to our hot air balloon operators.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
If the bad bad, bad.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You know what, I will put money on it that
someone listening to this podcast got proposed to on a
hot air balloon and I've ruined it for them. Well,
maybe I haven't, Maybe they're sensitive.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I do believe that with a hot air balloon there's
always someone who's really into it, loving it, and a
group of people or the one significant other who isn't.
I don't believe that you're explaining the man and the woman.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
People just say the man into it.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I think certain men would be in it that is
like going up just the flames of it and the
gas of it. How much gas does this use? And
they'd offer to help the guy with the rope when
it crushes into the trees lands on some hospital roof.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Whereas you know, you're right traditionally, I mean, this is
a traditional conversation. The woman's more like it's going to
be in the picnic, maask like, you know she think
it's got a ring in his pocket?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Of course.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I mean, if you're a woman and your partner you're
not married to woman, well, big if if you're a woman,
Oh that gets you, does it? If you're a girl
or a woman, whatever word I'm allowed to use these days,
if you're says to you were going on a hot
air balloon, as if you're not going to think anything
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other than he's going to propose.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, that's true.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
And I would go as far as to say, if
you're a woman and you get taken on ahead a
hot air balloon by your boyfriend and he doesn't propose.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Absolutely few grounds for breaking up.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
You're setting your alarm for three forty five?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Rugging up to hover over meeting an oval? H you
meet at an oval?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Do you know that?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
You meet it a football oval? And and you know
how we've kicked off on wicker the other day? This
is the wicker, the wicker basket. This is the worst wicker.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And also you know what I don't like about it?
I don't like that they can't tell you where you're
going to come down.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
They never can. They just say hold on tight and
scream and away we go.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Where are you when you come down?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
When you come down? How do you get back?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
I don't No one knows. Tight? And if you if
you see the footage and even a good landing.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yea, which very hard, Yeah it is. It's got impact.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
That's a thud. You're like our seventy percent Coco chat
and that hot air balloon wands with a thud.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And also, you know the other thing that I find
very unappealing, So how BIG's the basket the wick?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's not very big. It's not a big and they
put you in there with all sorts.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It's like eighteen of you.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
So it's like everyone in the world knows a lift
right is very uncomfortable. That's only like three stories. But
you're actually in with total strangers. You have to make
small talk.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I know someone that went on one and said that
you can't talk because the sound of the flame is
so loud that you're up in the clouds with.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What I said, Well.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
You, oh, maybe the potential sponsor.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Do you know what.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
There's a conversation I once heard that I've never forgotten
in my life. No, but it reminds me of the
conversation that you'd have to have with the strangers that
you were thrust into the hot air balloon with. And
it was a husband and wife. And when I was
in a hotel. I'd had a meeting in a hotel.
I was an escort and.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was coming down. How we met that is, I
was coming down and.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
An older man and his wife got in, like probably
deep into their seventies, total silence as they stand. They're
very neatly dressed, you know, the neat elderly beautiful. And
then she said that green apple was nice, and he went, hmm.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
But that stayed with me.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
The deal, Isn't that? The deal?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I know it is.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
You've got to find the person that you're going to
be talking about green apples with in thirty years when
everything hurts, everything hurts, That is.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
A trip together.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah, so I would have thought.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
It's just stayed with me. Do you know to this day,
I cannot compliment fruit to my husband.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
No matter how good it is, you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Reminded like the other night, are sliced up and Nick
Juren and because you know he's gone, you know there's
something going on with him with the sugar.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, he's still off it.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Can we just say this what is going on? I
want to give a shout out to the Buckheads whose
partner and I'm kicked off before but we're doing it again.
When your partner goes through a health phase, there is
nothing worse. You're guilt ridden, you're on the couch, you're
eating like a pig. And they're not eating this. They're
(10:48):
off running doing this. They've bought new shorts. If you
walk into the loungey and your partner shows you new runners,
they've got strap in for three months of hell.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I just don't like the worst.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
He came out there the day and he came out
of the shower and I was walking out of the
bedroom and I said to him, oh, you look really fit,
and he went, oh do I thanks?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And I went, when was the last time? When was
the last time? Get that cat on the phone? Still
after last week when he didn't.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Caught and didn't Well, we've cracked the case that Pete
doesn't listen to me.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Stopped listening at some point he stopped listening.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Well, and he's too fit. You would think he has
time to listen to all these runs he's going on
and all this.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
He's not running.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
He's a cyclist, so and he can't listen on his bike.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
No cyclists have headphones.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You're not supposed to.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
They do, But it's the most dangerous thing you can do.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
You got to hear people yelling at you.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, we need to know.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's the same reason that he hates. He wouldn't let
me have darkest legal tint in myr on my car.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Win not your spray tond Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, he's not anti dash, although my daughter would be
okay anyway, he won't let me have it because bike
riders can't see your intent when you're behind them, right.
So he doesn't have headphones in, so that's cut out
a lot of his listening time.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
It's that thing about the green apples thrown me because
you've gotten into my psyche here, because I also think
I have that I'm just realizing, but about running out
of things to talk about. And I feel that's why
I never stop with him, especially if we're in public,
getting a drink before something, if we go have a meal,
(12:37):
I do not stop talking because I don't want another
couple or someone else to go over at us. Am
I sitting there not talking, But the couple's not talking
are probably happier than anyone.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't think so. You don't think no, I don't
think so.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I think there's something to be said for there is
a comfortable silence.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But if you're out in a beautiful right in our relationship, but.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I feel the same pressure, like if Peter and I
are out to dinner together.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, you're a podcaster. You're a broadcaster. I'm gon shirt
to Dunton. You can shut I've got to keep up
the jibber jabber, and sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I have to listen to things that interested in the kids.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh you know what he's gone into at the moment
I can speak about him with total impunity now.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Because he doesn't listen. Welcome to you.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yeah, it's actually great, but this could become therapy anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
He's now gone on a deep dive.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Not World War Two.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No, he's always in that.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
That's always yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, and sometimes that's there are bits of that that
are not bad that he can share with you.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
So like, oh really, for those of you listening, Kate
Lanbrook just said sentence, there is bits of World War
two that weren't bad. So I would love to know
some examples. But that's not the time, so let's carry on.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Sure, But now he's gone on a deep dive on
the Beatles.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Oh nothing after World War two. Straight men of a
certain age love the Beatles.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
He's always loved the Beatles, and he always played the guitar,
and he's always sung a song, and I remember thinking,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Think this is a very good song.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
How's his voice lovely?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
He's got a reedy, sweet, sort of slightly off.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
And when we say deep lovely documentaries listening to music.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Guy, it's your guy.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh, it's your guy, know that one who made the Hobbit.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yes documentary, the eight hour documentary.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Exactly that he keeps trying to suggest that we watch together.
But now it's led because he's so many arterial deviations.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Now he's gone down.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
He's got The only thing I'm interested in about the
Beatles is and I don't want to be disrespectful. I
actually think they're amazing. I went to see Paul McCartney
in concert against My Wheels still going, six years ago
and he was amazing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And he was amazing.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I've felt like I should apologize to him, but I
would have had to explain what I was apologizing for anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
So, but he is like so immersed in them.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
He started playing the guitar again, He's singing Beatles songs.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's just not it's not me.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Well, it doesn't have to be you. You are allowed
to have.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
We've got to have things we share, and he's so
immersed in it. The only aspect of the Beatles that
I'm interested in.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yoka.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Why hasn't there been some amazing drama movie or series
TV series about Yoko?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
We did manage to have one conversation where he was
relaying some song that John had written or whatever, and
I said he was reading the lyrics and the lyrics
were so scrambled.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I said to him that stinks of Yoko. And guess
what he then read on and it was Yoko.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
She's still alive.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, she's still.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I think she's maybe she's a bit frat but anyway,
how amazing. I'm totally interested in Yoko Owner. I'd go
see a film about Yoko Owner love and her relationship
the Beatles, just not then.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
We need the Yoko og story.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I really want to How.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Disney keep making them about all the villains, we need
one about Yoko.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, I don't think they could cast her as if
it was she a villain.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Oh, this is a question for your husband. Yeah, bring
here up next time me go out for dinner. But
it just made me laugh, because whenever someone tells you
that their partner's going through a phase, they never say
it positively. Have you noticed no one ever goes, oh, yeah,
he's it's so, it's great. He's getting really fit, he's
looking after himself. It's and he's getting fit. But this
(17:09):
one excession, he's eating well.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
When they start cooking.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Like my girlfriend Alice, her husband Jars started a baking
phase and we're so thrilled with it.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Baggets bagels doesn't sound healthy, stunning.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
No, not healthy, not healthy. But that's a good phase
when your husband's cooking.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Oh absolutely, But otherwise no, No. Cody said a sentence
to me the other day, and God I laughed because
I think he's right. We've been married for two years
and we have been together. Is that all only to
be together to ten? So that's it's all muddled into
one gonna maybe eleven years. Whatever. He goes, I've never
(18:00):
seen you run, so I've never seen me run? What's
your point?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
They did him think?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
I don't know, I've never seen you run. And he
was really in thought. I could see him trying to
figure out if he's actually ever seen me run, and
I don't think he has.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Okay, I'm going to run a statistic by you. I
read the other day ninety percent of adults over thirty
will never run again.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
How's that? But I run nine out of percent.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
It's always out of That's an incredible number, very high.
Scenes too. What do you mean go for a run?
I didn't go down to the track.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I think it's like we'll never run.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I'll run for something because I'm often running a bit
late or of it. But you're not the normal runner.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Person, but will never run again? And in I think, up, you're.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Not the normal person. Just call me.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, no, because Cody's me runs but I do. Yes.
So I've got a theory about runners.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Okay, oh we love a theory.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
My theory is runners are either running away from something
or running towards something.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
These two types of runners, what do you think? So
they're either running.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Towards fitness, they're goal oriented there whatever, running from the
past or haunted?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Maybe did you escape demons?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I like this, what do you think Cody specifically?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It is towards something.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
It's Queenslanders are quite fit. He grew up on the water.
Family are all fit. They will surf, they all swim.
That's like this, that's swimming there. We've got to state
champ They always say state championships up those families. What
does that want to write that down for Stanley is
that state championships?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, no one even knows what that means.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
He's got a fact check that everyone's always state champion
in something someone told me all the day, who was it?
There was state Shakespeare champion. I'm like, is that what?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I think?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
You've played that up?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
That's not a theme thing, you mean, what is it?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
The most bullied person in the world.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
And then you go to the Nationals, do you yeah?
Maybe or to represent Australia. We're doing Shakespeare at the
Royal Shakespeare Company.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Maybe maybe we're.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
You're going, well these lands nebby clean.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Maybe they should, you know, do an Australian Idol season
where people just do Shakespeare person but so very fit family.
And then he comes to Melbourne in his twenties, dark gray,
many months of the year winter.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Not least work lake.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
He just has to do something with that coastal energy.
Just through that and give me the what you throw
in nothing or the lockdowns.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You wouldn't like it.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
So I feel like he's getting rid of of some
coastal energy.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh so he's running away.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
I would have.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Thought he's running towards fitness.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yes, but I'm saying I think the energy is just
it gets exerted up there quite naturally.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
What exercise do you do?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
I know I've asked you before, well to be fair.
The dog we go hard, but we go hard, We
go hard, you go hard? Do you know how hard
it is to get that ball in my mouth? She throws?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
How do you you don't go hard with Darby? He's
been carried around by the butler?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
What I don't know?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Look, you look right.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
No, My raging anxiety disorder does a lot, burns a
lot of calories, keeps me thin.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Okay, you know how overthinking is? Overthinking keeps me thin.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
You know how I was telling you about Alice and
jars and being a baker. I've got to tell you
the most terrible thing that's happened to Alice. Yet we'll
give us all a buck up? How does it work
on this show?
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Guarantee? If I said, hello, okay, Lane Brook, yet do.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
We say late sush It's greatest producer.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Sorry, we were too fired up about the hot air
boy baking.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Okay, So you know, in the course of a friendship,
it's very important to allow your friends to evolve and
to take on you.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
And to grow. Yes, grow with them.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And some I know that some friends are very resistant
to their friends changing. So when my girlfriend Alice, who
I love, she's Sunday's godmother, that's how I went to
Vietnam with well, like we love each other. She really
tested our friendship. Did you get fit last year or
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earlier this year? When she told me, and she didn't
headline this, she told me this after the fact that
she had takes can up.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Pickleball.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I okay, am convinced it's not real and it's a scam.
I don't understand it. Is there a racket, there a ball,
Is there a court?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's some small court.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
It sounds like a Ben Stealer comedy from the nineties.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
It just isn't.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
When I first heard about it, is there, I think
there might be bad?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
What hang on? Yeah, he said it was.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
It's a great name. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
I think it's great A pickle no one, it's.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
When Sasha and I first heard about it, we went,
let's play pickleball, but then it became a thing.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We never played it, of course.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Hang on, did I hear is it someone? It's like
half a time court.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Half or something. I don't know what they do.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I think they've got a paddle or a racket. There
is a called pickleball.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Nothing that needs is good.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Thank you all right? Now let stay with me here.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Oh I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
So she just kind of said something something at my pickleball.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Dodgeball's the movie, by the way, day is.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
That about pickleball?
Speaker 5 (24:14):
No dodge different.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't know what that is either. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I'm like a bank in Switzerland two percent interest, not
even anyway. But Alice threw it into conversation the way
you do when there's something you're ashamed of but you
want to test how it's going to go down.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I think this because she.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Said, oh, something something in my pickleball on Saturday morning.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I said what, yep?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
You know how you act like, yeah, we've discussed it,
like saying to your mum when you want to go
out when you're in grade eleven, I already told you
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Out on you. Just don't listen. Gas light so she
told me more I went pickleball.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
She went, I just wanted to do something that would
get me fit, and she's not into fitness, so oh,
I like that, you know she And she also she's stunning,
and she's one of those people who's all is naturally
just stayed in shape and stunning. She's got a perfect
like j Low shape, so she's very femine and tiny
(25:09):
waste anyway, great, So she mentions that to me.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I asked some questions.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I'm like, this is weird it It turns out she's
going out with one of her She's going to it
with one of her girlfriends who she grew up with,
who spends a lot of time at Bunnings. That makes sense, right,
I'm not going to pickleball with you. But she hasn't
really mentioned it. We haven't really discussed it again. And
then I get a message from not her but Jaz
(25:35):
the other day and it's a photo of Alice in hospital.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Now I shouldn't collap, and I shouldn't because it was terrible.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
What's happened on a pickleball injury?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
A pickleball injury.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
So let me just say this, Okay, an expression you
never want used in relation to any part.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Of your body.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Oh, the word shattered her little finger on her left
hand and her ring finger shattered. She had to have
surgery yesterday. She had to have surgery from pickle Yeah, pickleball.
She sent me photos of her hand. Her hand was
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blackened and blued. So what happened was she said she
was going for the ball.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
The pickleball.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Pickled ball?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Is that two balls?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
One of the ball and one just don't know anything
about it? And do you know what? You don't want
to I don't want to go. She said she was
going for the ball, and she had gained quite a
lot of momentum and she was lunging for the ball,
and she said she waited for herself to stop right
and she didn't stop, and next minute her hand went
(27:06):
down to the ground and her hands stopped her. And
I said to her, now this let this be a
teachable moment. When we were talking about it, and I
called her at the hospital and you know, we were
just talking. We actually were laughing, even though she was
in pain.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
She was probably cooked up on the I think she was.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
And I said to her, and this sums up what
a mistake pickleball is. I said, well, that's the end
of your six month pickleball adventure flirtation. She said, oh no,
six weeks snow journey blade for six weeks.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Six weeks and she ended up shattered.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I just googled pickleball. I don't want to be friends
with that guy's.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Squatting got in his It is a paddle. It's a
paddle anyway, just let it.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
You on a boat. No, why you're holding a paddle?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Why you're holding a paddle but chipping pongs? Al right
on a weekend away.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
This is a buck up? Whygan pickleball?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Because of what it did?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, shut at her fingers.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
And also it really gave us a buck up. She'd
only been doing it for six weeks, since she'd be
done in Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, that's a good moment. That's a lesson. That's you
know what that is our.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Four bears eating the poison berries so we don't have to.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
And you know, we're all about living long on this bot,
aren't we?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh you haven't.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
No, but if we've got but what if we find
out the pickleball is the secret to a long line. Well,
we know it isn't It's not the Mediterranean diet. Or
living in a blue zone.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Secret.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
None of those people in none of the okinawans pickleball
playing pickleball. None of them are Can you imagine an
Italian saying I'm playing pickleball.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Pickle would be about literally pickling the food and the gig,
the eating and the oil and the more food. Thank
you your people, pickleball. We're gonna get bullied. We're going
to go online with the pickleball community.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You mean she's making me another ragoo?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Oh no, but we can just request she'll be stoked.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I mean I don't want to be.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
She takes requests because I've.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Complimented her ragou a lot.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
She takes requests, she listen, she doesn't teaching.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I just don't want to be taking food out of
the mouths of your family.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
But I don't think you treat her with the respect
she deserves.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I actually, do you take her food for granted? If
I don't, I'm not in the position to be able to.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
We'll have a ragoo party.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh I love her?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Is that such a thing. We'll invent her do whatever
we want, right. You know what happened the other day
and I was a bit email about this. I don't
want to call my family out on this. Went out
to my car and the neighbor was packing boxes of
empty jars, long big jars. Her Italian husband is making costa.
(30:02):
And then I remembered Source Day was a big event
in our childhood, known his backyard. They're in Brunswick. Everyone
had different jobs. I'd get told off of doing it wrong.
I wouldn't take it seriously and just we would go
home with literal creates. Of course, the source that would
last months. Yes, then it stopped, and all of us cousins,
(30:24):
all of our family, none of us have continued with
it after the passing of our grandparents. We didn't continue.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That sucks, Okay, I can't be bothered organizer, all.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Right, So I want someone else to do it.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
You know, do you know what you've just today? You
know you've just summed up the entire world. That's so true,
the entire world. We all want stuff to happen. They
should do something about they should you know what they
should do?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Whose they?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
They? Is?
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Week? Can you see merising past sauce day? The jars,
the tables, the machines, the grinder, so much. Let me
do five tons of tomatoes. I've got to get shipped.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
In all right, who give be bothered?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
You've got to do all the special cleaning for the jar.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What you're actually happy to that thing that makes the
jar close?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You know what you're actually you know what you've established,
you're actually so happy about Pasata day, having.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Died with your I'm actually not.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
You are Sauce on tap, sauce on tap for come
from magic. Then a couple of years ago a friend
of mine did Sausage Day my husband with her family
and they went hard. There was all sorts of sausages
of even a bloody vegetarian option. That's new for the community.
(31:49):
I mean I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
What's in the vegetarian nothing good? What noterally? What could
they put in there? Sure?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
I wasn't paying attention to that table and water.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Any who?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Maybe if there is a bucket in Melbourne that does
source day, please invite me. I'll come. I'd come to
come along.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I dream of it.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Do a live ob a live buck up from past
to time.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Oh that we'd love Sash would love it.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
It's so good, do it well.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
The buck up was that you don't have to get
involved in in.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
No but you say it, but your actions indicate that
you don't.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
You know how much we laugh a bad, bad, bad,
bad bad, a bad bad.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Celebrity starting, Oh, yes, you're gonna love this. The other
day about the cafe around the corner, I needed to
get out of the house. You go to the cat
often really not off.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I mean, have you had another mont Blanc?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
But I do get the takeaway coffee there in the morning.
But go to a cafe as in go and sit
there right me too, never Haly Ever, but because of
the writing thing that I'm doing at the moment, it's
kind of good to maybe have a different background for
a com People.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Who listen to this pod would not be aware of this,
that you're quite talented, quite talented.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
So I had to just change the background. So let's
go get to the car. So I took solo, solo,
did the wanky thing. Oh here we go. What a wanker.
I'm so insecure about doing my work in public that
even when if I'm on a flight and I should
be doing something, I don't because I don't want someone
look and seeing that I've got a script opened by
(33:33):
absolute wanker.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
But my girlfriends got one of those security guards on
her phone.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yes, I used to have that, but I broke it.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
They're really annoying.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Tops different.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, they said, no, people have got a thing.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
You can get it on your laptop as well that
it guards your screen.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Dealing with like graphs. Sure, I don't care. KPI must say.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I'm always if I'm next to someone on the plane,
I'm always looking what they're looking. You know what, I'm
really scared that one day the man next to me
will be looking at pornography.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
That's not going to happen. Wi Fi enabled.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And then you know what I did. I watched a
show that I'd never heard of before.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
It was a short flight, so I had to watch
go to a box seat and watch it.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
And then there was a full on sex.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
A full on sex scene and you're sitting there watching it.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
And then I thought, what am I worried about the
guy next to me?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Look what, I he's a problem.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Watch someone straddles someone and ride them into town. We're
trying to eat a chicken and fetter pie.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Just not right.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
But are you paranoid about that that you'll see it
someone doing that.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
On the plane.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Yeah, it's just because also men.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Have lost I would say predominantly mean. Because of the
pornification of the world, people I've lost their boundaries. Like
I was thinking the other day that even when we
talk about stuff in front of kids, people will go, oh,
that's real estate porn or that's food porn. Will use
those expressions in front of children. That's how desensitize we are.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Here we go. I'm with your yes to what is
just life's pleasures. Lunch is not porn. It's lunch, it's
just born.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, it's just what you said. It's an expression in
front of chills.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Stop saying it.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Stop saying stop saying it. Stop saying it, and also
stop watching it.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You're much better off when you don't watch it.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
No, you really are.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
So I told you when hughs he stopped doing it.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
What do you do? Got very handsy, he didn't Sitting
in the cafe, all right, and this man walks in
and I'm like, oh, he's famous. And you know, when
that thing starts in your head, you're like, oh, what's
the show, what's the show? What's the show? And then
he ended up actually sitting down. He was reading the newspaper.
(35:49):
See he got a takeaway, but sat down. It was
just a newspaper on the on the tables.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I can't remember the last time I saw a newspaper
in a cafe.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, just like yeah, sat down drinking his
takeaway coffee, and I just became fixated on figuring out
who is this guy? And it in my head in
it was so many minutes.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Give me a give me a demographic.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Had a bit of facial hair, very very good hair,
you know, all of that, handsome, handsome yeah, yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Tall.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Turns out it was my hairdresser. It to me so
long TV show, going through all the shows one like,
he's your hairdresser, you idiot?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Minute didn't he recognize you?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
It was quite a distance, it was from the other
corner I'm sitting. No, no, no, all fine, maybe he did,
but we're not we're not close enough to talk. And
also he's probably got two hundred people to remember, everyone
knows who he is, right.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Obviously not.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Very funny. And then I noticed I don't know his
name because when I book on the thing, there's like
I just there's five of them, and no matter who
I click, it's him. Oh it's a long the related
that a male.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
So you know what you've got mate.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Buddy, got buddy Champs or mate. Yeah, there is a
male relationship with the barber is an odd one because
there's only two hairstyles you can get as a guy,
just you know, number one or two around the size
and a bit.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Off the top.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
What else you're going to get? Mate?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Like what on earth could you possibly ask for?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:33):
So there's a barber shop on every corner. Now have
you noticed that there's so many barbershops are a front?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, it's time I was in Bali and there'd been
a long gap between when I was in Bali, so
it's been like ten years or.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Twelve years or whatever.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Literally every second shop is a barbershop, and I'm like,
that's the front.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
This is what I feel, my little theory. Guys get
their hair cut so much more now it's we're getting it.
I'm getting my hair out of every two weeks and
it's a thirty buck fifteen minutes the same shab. I
couldn't think of anything more nerve wracking.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
What is this? I No, when you're going to know
when you go to barber here are they doing? Like
they're doing those old Western movies and they're lathering you
up and they're getting out the stick.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
If you go to those very old schools and have
those like seventy year old Italians still doing that, they
do it. I've often seen it. I don't think anything
could make me hot, air ballooning, or someone else shaving
me with a razor in the middle of a barber
I've got.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
A fantasy about myself doing.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
It to your husband or getting it done to you.
What oh, oh, okay, go to a barber shop one
day and this getting a razor. Nobody do it. You
don't need it, saying you need it. You have a
beautiful stah, hang on, beautiful hell is beautiful hair space.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
You can't. Also, you know what the giveaway was your
tail was.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
If you're a poker, know that the way that you
absolutely convulsed with laughed, that was the tail, my friend. No,
I've got a fantasy the same way. I've got a
fantasy from an old Western film that I'll fill up
a tub in the middle of a room with a
screen behind it, and Niker is hanging over it, and
(39:32):
I'll give some dirty old cowboy a good scrubb and.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I get it. I just remember his name. Thank you
for that, Thank you for the it's doing a good
job with you in and out. You know, I love
it very small, two or three seats max, even when
anyone else he really want is a man? What do
you want? No booking?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Oh no, no booking every What do you mean as
a man?
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Everyone risky for a woman because your hair takes an
hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Go to my car a practice a male?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
No booking barber?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Do I w Have you seen a new car yet?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I haven't seen him yet. I haven't seen no back
jock pictures, Cairo practice.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Come on, we're all wait.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
You know what I haven't told you? Oh we haven't
cooked up for a while.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, here we go. Okay, let's day right now.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I read a thing.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
About lower back pain. I'm now taking ten thousand milligrams
of vitamin D a day.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
I think it's like and K so that gets absorbed right, Oh,
look at you K two K two?
Speaker 5 (40:37):
So you are what do vitamin K?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Vitamin K? I just had some vitamin D. I'm doing
ten thousand, which I think is.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
It seems ten?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah it is. I think it's taking a toll on my.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Coming out in your Wii. It's a different weird.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Hole it's sunshine. It's sunshine, it's so shine, saying you
thought it was going to be great, But can I
just guess what? What my back stop?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Give it to me?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Some say, because you know I will do anything for
your lower back.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
No, but also to invoke some magic rather than go
see a professional.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
But isn't vitamin D on tap for free from the sky?
It is get out there and get under the sun
and have.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Time to get out there. I'm really busy, but it
doesn't take long to take tablets.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
It really doesn't. Some gaze without sunglasses. Take your top
off and get some Vitamin D while you're at it.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
You know your petty annoyances? Yes, the ironically the annoying
segment that sometimes plays on the buck up.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
But we love it.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Because things that annoy me we get it out. I
hate how hang on?
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Do you need the intro? It's things that annoy me
that I'm doing this. You are. I knew this would
grow on you in they knew you'd come around.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Well, it's a it's a perennial with Americans. Please do
when Americans in films or on TV have to take medication,
they don't. Why do they always do a dry swollow.
What is wrong with this?
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Let's talk about they swallow pills. You have to be
over the sink, you have to have water, you have
to battle it, you have to put your head right back.
It's like a whole thing.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
But this guy in white Lotus for gardens and they
do it all the time. The dad was actually in
the bathroom standing over the sink and he did a
dry swallow.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
I'm going to tell you something and maybe gonna know
why I married the guy.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Cody's a dry swallow.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
He's swallowing skills. No, no, no, listen. I won't even
get a video of him doing it. For the buck
up install he can throw four in and swallow dry.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
What about tablets?
Speaker 5 (43:16):
There's people out there that do this dry swallowing.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Why does he try swallow? But every American is a
dry swallower?
Speaker 5 (43:23):
But only in TV shows? Well how do we know?
Well that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
That's what you can only go off the representation of.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
If it wants to be realistic, someone needs to have
the glass of water and then do that painful swallow.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Because they do it all the time, it makes me
think that really is a thing that they do, Like say,
aluminum that, because otherwise.
Speaker 5 (43:42):
Someone would go yes, ub a Regan.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I like to say regano O whya.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
So the favorite of the things you play that segment
intro again when your podcast hosts there's a Reagan.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
What about when your podcast has done nothing but slam.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
One of your ideas.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
And then willing, nearly out of nowhere, starts to play along.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
I love it. And this is why I love you.
It's because you're open to the world and its possibilities,
as you always say, right yes, Dana Buckhead, Dana message.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Oh I love a message. We haven't had any messages
from Actually we.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Have, but we just are so delayed in checking them.
So please don't stop check them. No, we're not letting
you know in Europe because you put.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Them and they What about the one that I brought
you last week from the American I don't even know
how I got that.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
You read something?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Did you read it?
Speaker 5 (44:48):
But whenever you grab your phone and read something out
and it works, I'm always really impressed.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
So am I the Buckhead Christmas special in December, I
gave a hot tip to survive Christmas was to just
copy elderly men or your dad or your uncle and
just leave the room. Yeah, and wan stand in the
back and gaze out and stand and gay.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yes, ye men of a.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Certain age, just look out.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah, the storm.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Skull island prawns?
Speaker 5 (45:16):
But go on, buck Dana messages this. There is an
actual Italian term for this exact thing. Morel, We're gonna
say m morel Morel is an Italian folk term that
refers specifically to elderly men, usually retired, who spend their
(45:37):
time watching construction sites, often with their hands clasped behind
their back. The term originates from the Bologna dialect and
has gained popularity across Italy. You can buy a doll
an umeral door.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
You can buy the dolls and they're made out of reason.
They're gorgeous, and it's men peeping through.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, it's that.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
It's that man and they peep through. You know how
on construction sites they leave a hole? I do, and
you put that I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
The umarello. You can put him on your desk and
watch you while you were I want why they're beautiful.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
So there we go. There is a term for.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I've forgotten about that in Bologna.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Do you want a little buck up?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Yeah, that's why I'm here this early in the morning.
May too, I haven't even had breakfast. You know, there's
certain things that we love, like hullabaloo, love it up.
It's away life changing.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Do you think we could get her on Oh my god,
please ch some jazz.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
We couldn't tell her that we do if she got
the offer to come on our pod and then checked
our Instagram.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
But also then we'd have to ask about what happened
to him. Okay, I forget that. That's a bad idea.
But you know, there are certain things that stay with
you in life.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
Herpes.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
I think they can get rid of that. Now there's
the bark.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
I think they can see you next week.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I'm off to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
One of them that I love is just a phenomenon
that comes around every I'm going to say half a
dozen years, and its foreign accent syndrome.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
So people will have a medical episode when they come to.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Before you play this. Yeah, let me just say yeah.
I truly think when this happens, it is one of
the funniest things in the world. Me too, in the world.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
I don't think it. Maybe it is for the person,
but I don't know if it's like a real thing.
But they do seem to be real and genuine.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Apparently it's real.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
So there's a few cases in the world, and I know,
I don't want to sound like a specialist in the field,
but I know all of them.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
I do your Roman Empire. Yeah, people that have strokes
and voices, You're right.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
And their accents change.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
And this one, I don't know why this popped up
the other day, but I'm like, oh, hello, old free.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Oh I reckon, I know it is the Sarah Colbol
from Plymouth in England is a dead set pom who
now sounds like she's from Shanghai.
Speaker 7 (48:23):
It wasn't until I was in Umberlance on the way
to the hospital to actually say are you aware of
the way us speaking? And I said, oh, I sound
like a solo and she said, no, you sound like
you can work at Chinese one.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
You believe it?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yes, I do, well, I do. Because she was so
not a grifter.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
And just a regular person.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I think so, and.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Everyone around her was like, but I want to know
where sash greatest producer in the world. A lot of
free time, can you find out where she is now
and what she sounds like?
Speaker 5 (49:03):
Now, did she have another stroke? Unfortunately? I have a
sol snapped her back.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I just amazing because there's a whole lot of them
and they never do a follow up.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Never happen. Where are they now? Where are they with
the accent?
Speaker 3 (49:17):
Yes, with foreign accent syndrome? And also then people get
angry at them because you know how people are now
sensitive cultural appropriation, which is really only something that westerner
is believe in.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
For instance, it doesn't trouble Beyonce with her long blonde week,
do you know what I mean? For sure?
Speaker 3 (49:35):
And I totally get why black women have had this
pressure to have you know, western style hair, but it
don't have to.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
Be blonde, okay, right, So.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
They get a lot of heat about going can you
imagine her going through life? Also, she couldn't go to
a Chinese restaurant?
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (49:56):
It wasn't until I was in Umberlance on the way
to the hospital. Actually say are you aware? Do were
you are speaking? She can always sound like you can?
She said, no, you sound like you can work at
a Chinese one.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
She cannot go into a Chinese she absolutely cannot. So
she's going to find her. We're going to find her
and we're going to make her where she is. See
what she's doing.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Oh, I love her.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
And hey, if there's any buckads listening that had a
stroke and woke up the next day and I was
speaking in a different accent, we love you. It's weird,
it's rare, but it's very they exist.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Why do you have to acknowledge every.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Because it's the right thing to do, because he's having
a kind heart.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
But that's not this podcast. I think you've forgotten.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Well, I think you are forgetting how many people out
there that might have this condition and there could be
more listeners.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Oh yes, finally we are being hurt.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
That's a boy.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
But that's that.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
This is the whole point of this second was that
you can do the accent and they'd say, but I'm
doing her.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
What you were emitting is I just had a mini stroke.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
From This is a positive one from Lynn, but it's
just so confusing because what mums of a certain age
need to realize is that no one else except them
knows where everyone is in their pregnancy journey. Who's due,
who's having this, who's having that. I have a very
big family. Okay, so many people. Will you give me
(51:34):
numerical value in terms of what how many? Mum comes
from a family of ten. So there's ten siblings there,
every single one of them except Uncle Trev hello Uncle
Trev former priest. The other nine or married and have kids?
Speaker 2 (51:48):
How many kids on average do they each have?
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Or then there's Dad's side, he's got he's one of four.
They have all married a kids. I think I get
it a bit wrong. First cousins, I think in the thirties,
low forties.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Okay, that's wow, that's why your wedding was political.
Speaker 5 (52:04):
I remember right, why my show so well? The conen yes,
very haead coming on Wednesday, big family. Yeah, and now
cousins kids are old. I was at a wedding last
week and my cousin's kids are twenty year eighteen fifteen?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
What yeah?
Speaker 5 (52:24):
Oh I remember them being born and they're in Uni.
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
And you know what will happen next You'll be at
their wedding, crazy and you'll be kooky Uncle Nate cookie, Well,
how would they describe Let's go kookie uncle Nate and
his husband's away. Everyone should have a gay uncle so much.
It's devastuding to me that I don't have one.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
It's pretty great.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Mine had multiplecrosis and was at Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
But I did adore him beautiful. But he wasn't gay.
Although when Dad did you in that because when Dad
died that for some reason, there were all these weird
photos that were brought up.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
We were in lockdown, right, and my brother came down
from Queensland for the funeral and we were only allowed
to have ten people, and so there were these weird
photos that got batted up. And in one of them,
because Dad's always been like Mam all Off and said,
when I met your father, I thought it was a homosexual, right,
because Dad's always been European and not particularly Marcho or whatever. Anyway,
(53:27):
there was a photo that, in the midst of all
the you know, grief and the plans or whatever, there
was a photo of him with a guy, a black
and white photo where they were both wearing trench coats
and one of them was tied with like a glittery
scarf and they had their arms around each other. And
I went, oh, my goodness, oh my goodness, my father,
(53:51):
my father was a homosexual man.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
And I didn't mention it to anyone, because I'm like,
I don't want to try this spanner in the.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Works whatever, why would you for the podcast?
Speaker 2 (54:00):
And then after that at the funeral, that was one.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Of the photos that was framed and put at the
front with the flowers, and I'm like, this is not right.
And I just said to mom who chose that photo?
And she said which photo? And I said that photo
of dad with that guy. She goes, that's his brother
that's on core. So it was a photo of him
with his brother.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
This is a white loaders up.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
It was so strange, that whole journey that he took
me on.
Speaker 5 (54:31):
It's a long journey.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
Anyway, everyone should have a gay uncle.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
So Lynn does this often. She sends a photo the
other day of a six six hour old baby. The
photos right up close. It's just this wet, new red baby,
eyes closed, nurse hand on the head. Sends it to
the app and just leaves it and then I write back,
who whose is that? And she writes back like in
(54:56):
caps alis, okay, sorry, sorry, I didn't know who that was.
Does it quite often so my text from mum is
a random baby. And there's been many random babies, which
is furious at me. About knowing bad about You're an idiot,
(55:19):
bad bad, bad, bad bad bad and then sometimes you
said bad about it's your cousins.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Wheares are you should know? Which? One of the thirty two.
Speaker 5 (55:29):
Women me baby fathers.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
The buck Up Podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook
and him Nate Valvo.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
It's produced by.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
The brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack.
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Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm in such high spirits.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Sasha French and I say, Hello, Sasha French, change my mind.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We went and had a cold plunge.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
This is let's tell the bikeheads. Hello, Kate Lanebrook, Nate
Valleys am record.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, unusual, So I know that it was really hard
to drink my color.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Vomited twice already. Do you know how early today's record is?
And it's made me think of two things. I will
never do what you will never have me stepping foot
in a hot air balloon? What on earth are people doing?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I'm looking out to the city scape and there's hot
air balloons.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Go home, they look beautiful.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Stay in bed, why there's planes that have engines and
propellers and all sorts of things that work, proven to work.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But they're taking you somewhere seably you want to go,
hopefully paid work.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Most of the time, I can tell you Heaven or
every second or the other one the other my.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
People might be there, I mean, why would your people go?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
The gays? Sometimes I think.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You meant the half Italian.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Sometimes I do think if Hell exists, and I do
go there for being a moe, but that means every
single gay person has ever existed is also there.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Not the worst, It's great, It's not the worst time.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
All right. So you know I was raised to Jehovah.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Would you be there very quickly? And please excuse my
ignorance with this question. Yes, is the heaven and Hell
thing and all that the Jehoah.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So they don't really believe in hell as in a
place of eternal you know toru. Oh sorry, yeah, well,
but and they believe in a paradise Earth. So they
only believe that therese one hundred and forty four thousand
people who are going to heaven.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's a communicated for VIP.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
It's a beautiful got to get a stairs exactly the
DJAS very controversial rope.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yes, yes, anyway.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
How many guys you got at Eastern Do you have
any girls in your group? Remember that? I know.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But now girls don't even get favors.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Really, girls aren't getting priority entry daughter into clubs.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Beautiful and has got like three beautiful girlfriends that she
goes out with.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
They have to line up.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, and I'm showed so shocked by thees they have
to buy drinks?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Sorry, Like what, yeah, chaos, what's happened? There should be
someone approaching them on the street like when I was
in my twenties and gives them drink cards and come in.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
They've made all that illegal, but you know what, that's
all just going to backfire on them.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Who made that illegal. Well I've never been interested in politics,
but I'm getting in government. Bring back drink cards for
hotties on the street. Yes, why not? That's my slogan.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, what happened to pretty privilege? Get privileged as they should.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Anyway, when I was raised to Jehovah's witness, I remember
at the sitting in a meeting and I was really young,
like eleven or whatever, and there was someone up and
giving a talk. So on the Sundays, someone a some
idiot would give at an hour lot like get his
get his suit, his target suit and pull it on
(04:23):
and you know.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Get up and lecture people, right.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And I remember they were talking about who would inherit
the Paradise Earth. And I remember looking around the Kingdom
Hall and the other Jehovah's witnesses, and I said to Mom,
if these are the people that are going to get
eternal life, I don't think I wanted it, and that my.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Folks at the beginning of the end, yes, but I.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Was like, not even being a smarter ass, I get it.
I was literally like, these are not my pepe.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I mean I'd like to and I do think I'm
more probably I think i'd fit in better in Hell.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I open this podcast pop Hard in Hell, buck Up
Live from Hell.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But also not even like not even croper Hell, like
maybe the halfway waiting room for Hell.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, we're not really the worst, like these people.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
There's worse.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
There's worse than us.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
There's what thank you, that's the nicest thing you've ever said.
That's worse than us.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But just some sort of Hell adjacent place for people.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Hell Light Hell, light, that's what you want? Hell light anyway,
Hell yeah, hell yeah, Hello to our hot air balloon operators.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
If the bad bad, bad.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
You know what, I will put money on it that
someone listening to this podcast got proposed to on a
hot air balloon and I've ruined it for them. Well,
maybe I haven't, Maybe they're sensitive.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I do believe that with a hot air balloon there's
always someone who's really into it, loving it, and a
group of people or the one significant other who isn't.
I don't believe that you're explaining the man and the woman.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
People just say the man into it.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I think certain men would be in it that is
like going up just the flames of it and the
gas of it. How much gas does this use? And
they'd offer to help the guy with the rope when
it crushes into the trees lands on some hospital roof.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Whereas you know, you're right traditionally, I mean, this is
a traditional conversation. The woman's more like it's going to
be in the picnic, maask like, you know she think
it's got a ring in his pocket?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Of course.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I mean, if you're a woman and your partner you're
not married to woman, well, big if if you're a woman,
Oh that gets you, does it? If you're a girl
or a woman, whatever word I'm allowed to use these days,
if you're says to you were going on a hot
air balloon, as if you're not going to think anything
(07:02):
other than he's going to propose.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, that's true.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
And I would go as far as to say, if
you're a woman and you get taken on ahead a
hot air balloon by your boyfriend and he doesn't propose.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Absolutely few grounds for breaking up.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
You're setting your alarm for three forty five?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Rugging up to hover over meeting an oval? H you
meet at an oval?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Do you know that?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
You meet it a football oval? And and you know
how we've kicked off on wicker the other day? This
is the wicker, the wicker basket. This is the worst wicker.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And also you know what I don't like about it?
I don't like that they can't tell you where you're
going to come down.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
They never can. They just say hold on tight and
scream and away we go.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Where are you when you come down?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
When you come down? How do you get back?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
I don't No one knows. Tight? And if you if
you see the footage and even a good landing.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yea, which very hard, Yeah it is. It's got impact.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
That's a thud. You're like our seventy percent Coco chat
and that hot air balloon wands with a thud.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And also, you know the other thing that I find
very unappealing, So how BIG's the basket the wick?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's not very big. It's not a big and they
put you in there with all sorts.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It's like eighteen of you.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
So it's like everyone in the world knows a lift
right is very uncomfortable. That's only like three stories. But
you're actually in with total strangers. You have to make
small talk.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I know someone that went on one and said that
you can't talk because the sound of the flame is
so loud that you're up in the clouds with.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What I said, Well.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
You, oh, maybe the potential sponsor.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Do you know what.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
There's a conversation I once heard that I've never forgotten
in my life. No, but it reminds me of the
conversation that you'd have to have with the strangers that
you were thrust into the hot air balloon with. And
it was a husband and wife. And when I was
in a hotel. I'd had a meeting in a hotel.
I was an escort and.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was coming down. How we met that is, I
was coming down and.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
An older man and his wife got in, like probably
deep into their seventies, total silence as they stand. They're
very neatly dressed, you know, the neat elderly beautiful. And
then she said that green apple was nice, and he went, hmm.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
But that stayed with me.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
The deal, Isn't that? The deal?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I know it is.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
You've got to find the person that you're going to
be talking about green apples with in thirty years when
everything hurts, everything hurts, That is.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
A trip together.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah, so I would have thought.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
It's just stayed with me. Do you know to this day,
I cannot compliment fruit to my husband.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
No matter how good it is, you can't do it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Reminded like the other night, are sliced up and Nick
Juren and because you know he's gone, you know there's
something going on with him with the sugar.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, he's still off it.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Can we just say this what is going on? I
want to give a shout out to the Buckheads whose
partner and I'm kicked off before but we're doing it again.
When your partner goes through a health phase, there is
nothing worse. You're guilt ridden, you're on the couch, you're
eating like a pig. And they're not eating this. They're
(10:48):
off running doing this. They've bought new shorts. If you
walk into the loungey and your partner shows you new runners,
they've got strap in for three months of hell.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I just don't like the worst.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
He came out there the day and he came out
of the shower and I was walking out of the
bedroom and I said to him, oh, you look really fit,
and he went, oh do I thanks?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And I went, when was the last time? When was
the last time? Get that cat on the phone? Still
after last week when he didn't.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Caught and didn't Well, we've cracked the case that Pete
doesn't listen to me.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Stopped listening at some point he stopped listening.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Well, and he's too fit. You would think he has
time to listen to all these runs he's going on
and all this.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
He's not running.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
He's a cyclist, so and he can't listen on his bike.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
No cyclists have headphones.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You're not supposed to.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
They do, But it's the most dangerous thing you can do.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
You got to hear people yelling at you.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, we need to know.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's the same reason that he hates. He wouldn't let
me have darkest legal tint in myr on my car.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Win not your spray tond Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, he's not anti dash, although my daughter would be
okay anyway, he won't let me have it because bike
riders can't see your intent when you're behind them, right.
So he doesn't have headphones in, so that's cut out
a lot of his listening time.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
It's that thing about the green apples thrown me because
you've gotten into my psyche here, because I also think
I have that I'm just realizing, but about running out
of things to talk about. And I feel that's why
I never stop with him, especially if we're in public,
getting a drink before something, if we go have a meal,
(12:37):
I do not stop talking because I don't want another
couple or someone else to go over at us. Am
I sitting there not talking, But the couple's not talking
are probably happier than anyone.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't think so. You don't think no, I don't
think so.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I think there's something to be said for there is
a comfortable silence.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But if you're out in a beautiful right in our relationship, but.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I feel the same pressure, like if Peter and I
are out to dinner together.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Yeah, you're a podcaster. You're a broadcaster. I'm gon shirt
to Dunton. You can shut I've got to keep up
the jibber jabber, and sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I have to listen to things that interested in the kids.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh you know what he's gone into at the moment
I can speak about him with total impunity now.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Because he doesn't listen. Welcome to you.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yeah, it's actually great, but this could become therapy anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
He's now gone on a deep dive.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Not World War Two.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No, he's always in that.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
That's always yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, and sometimes that's there are bits of that that
are not bad that he can share with you.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
So like, oh really, for those of you listening, Kate
Lanbrook just said sentence, there is bits of World War
two that weren't bad. So I would love to know
some examples. But that's not the time, so let's carry on.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Sure, But now he's gone on a deep dive on
the Beatles.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Oh nothing after World War two. Straight men of a
certain age love the Beatles.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
He's always loved the Beatles, and he always played the guitar,
and he's always sung a song, and I remember thinking,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Think this is a very good song.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
How's his voice lovely?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
He's got a reedy, sweet, sort of slightly off.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
And when we say deep lovely documentaries listening to music.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Guy, it's your guy.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Oh, it's your guy, know that one who made the Hobbit.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yes documentary, the eight hour documentary.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Exactly that he keeps trying to suggest that we watch together.
But now it's led because he's so many arterial deviations.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Now he's gone down.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
He's got The only thing I'm interested in about the
Beatles is and I don't want to be disrespectful. I
actually think they're amazing. I went to see Paul McCartney
in concert against My Wheels still going, six years ago
and he was amazing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And he was amazing.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I've felt like I should apologize to him, but I
would have had to explain what I was apologizing for anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
So, but he is like so immersed in them.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
He started playing the guitar again, He's singing Beatles songs.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's just not it's not me.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Well, it doesn't have to be you. You are allowed
to have.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
We've got to have things we share, and he's so
immersed in it. The only aspect of the Beatles that
I'm interested in.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yoka.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Why hasn't there been some amazing drama movie or series
TV series about Yoko?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
We did manage to have one conversation where he was
relaying some song that John had written or whatever, and
I said he was reading the lyrics and the lyrics
were so scrambled.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I said to him that stinks of Yoko. And guess
what he then read on and it was Yoko.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
She's still alive.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, she's still.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I think she's maybe she's a bit frat but anyway,
how amazing. I'm totally interested in Yoko Owner. I'd go
see a film about Yoko Owner love and her relationship
the Beatles, just not then.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
We need the Yoko og story.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I really want to How.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Disney keep making them about all the villains, we need
one about Yoko.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, I don't think they could cast her as if
it was she a villain.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Oh, this is a question for your husband. Yeah, bring
here up next time me go out for dinner. But
it just made me laugh, because whenever someone tells you
that their partner's going through a phase, they never say
it positively. Have you noticed no one ever goes, oh, yeah,
he's it's so, it's great. He's getting really fit, he's
looking after himself. It's and he's getting fit. But this
(17:09):
one excession, he's eating well.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
When they start cooking.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Like my girlfriend Alice, her husband Jars started a baking
phase and we're so thrilled with it.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Baggets bagels doesn't sound healthy, stunning.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
No, not healthy, not healthy. But that's a good phase
when your husband's cooking.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Oh absolutely, But otherwise no, No. Cody said a sentence
to me the other day, and God I laughed because
I think he's right. We've been married for two years
and we have been together. Is that all only to
be together to ten? So that's it's all muddled into
one gonna maybe eleven years. Whatever. He goes, I've never
(18:00):
seen you run, so I've never seen me run? What's
your point?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
They did him think?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
I don't know, I've never seen you run. And he
was really in thought. I could see him trying to
figure out if he's actually ever seen me run, and
I don't think he has.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Okay, I'm going to run a statistic by you. I
read the other day ninety percent of adults over thirty
will never run again.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
How's that? But I run nine out of percent.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
It's always out of That's an incredible number, very high.
Scenes too. What do you mean go for a run?
I didn't go down to the track.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I think it's like we'll never run.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
I'll run for something because I'm often running a bit
late or of it. But you're not the normal runner.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Person, but will never run again? And in I think, up, you're.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Not the normal person. Just call me.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, no, because Cody's me runs but I do. Yes.
So I've got a theory about runners.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Okay, oh we love a theory.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
My theory is runners are either running away from something
or running towards something.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
These two types of runners, what do you think? So
they're either running.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Towards fitness, they're goal oriented there whatever, running from the
past or haunted?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Maybe did you escape demons?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I like this, what do you think Cody specifically?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It is towards something.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
It's Queenslanders are quite fit. He grew up on the water.
Family are all fit. They will surf, they all swim.
That's like this, that's swimming there. We've got to state
champ They always say state championships up those families. What
does that want to write that down for Stanley is
that state championships?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, no one even knows what that means.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
He's got a fact check that everyone's always state champion
in something someone told me all the day, who was it?
There was state Shakespeare champion. I'm like, is that what?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I think?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
You've played that up?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
That's not a theme thing, you mean, what is it?
Speaker 5 (20:21):
The most bullied person in the world.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
And then you go to the Nationals, do you yeah?
Maybe or to represent Australia. We're doing Shakespeare at the
Royal Shakespeare Company.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Maybe maybe we're.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
You're going, well these lands nebby clean.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Maybe they should, you know, do an Australian Idol season
where people just do Shakespeare person but so very fit family.
And then he comes to Melbourne in his twenties, dark gray,
many months of the year winter.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Not least work lake.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
He just has to do something with that coastal energy.
Just through that and give me the what you throw
in nothing or the lockdowns.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You wouldn't like it.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
So I feel like he's getting rid of of some
coastal energy.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh so he's running away.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
I would have.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Thought he's running towards fitness.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yes, but I'm saying I think the energy is just
it gets exerted up there quite naturally.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
What exercise do you do?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
I know I've asked you before, well to be fair.
The dog we go hard, but we go hard, We
go hard, you go hard? Do you know how hard
it is to get that ball in my mouth? She throws?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
How do you you don't go hard with Darby? He's
been carried around by the butler?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
What I don't know?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Look, you look right.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
No, My raging anxiety disorder does a lot, burns a
lot of calories, keeps me thin.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Okay, you know how overthinking is? Overthinking keeps me thin.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
You know how I was telling you about Alice and
jars and being a baker. I've got to tell you
the most terrible thing that's happened to Alice. Yet we'll
give us all a buck up? How does it work
on this show?
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Guarantee? If I said, hello, okay, Lane Brook, yet do.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
We say late sush It's greatest producer.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Sorry, we were too fired up about the hot air
boy baking.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Okay, So you know, in the course of a friendship,
it's very important to allow your friends to evolve and
to take on you.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
And to grow. Yes, grow with them.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And some I know that some friends are very resistant
to their friends changing. So when my girlfriend Alice, who
I love, she's Sunday's godmother, that's how I went to
Vietnam with well, like we love each other. She really
tested our friendship. Did you get fit last year or
(22:52):
earlier this year? When she told me, and she didn't
headline this, she told me this after the fact that
she had takes can up.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Pickleball.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I okay, am convinced it's not real and it's a scam.
I don't understand it. Is there a racket, there a ball,
Is there a court?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's some small court.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
It sounds like a Ben Stealer comedy from the nineties.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
It just isn't.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
When I first heard about it, is there, I think
there might be bad?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
What hang on? Yeah, he said it was.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
It's a great name. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
I think it's great A pickle no one, it's.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
When Sasha and I first heard about it, we went,
let's play pickleball, but then it became a thing.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We never played it, of course.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Hang on, did I hear is it someone? It's like
half a time court.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Half or something. I don't know what they do.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I think they've got a paddle or a racket. There
is a called pickleball.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Nothing that needs is good.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Thank you all right? Now let stay with me here.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Oh I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
So she just kind of said something something at my pickleball.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Dodgeball's the movie, by the way, day is.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
That about pickleball?
Speaker 5 (24:14):
No dodge different.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I don't know what that is either. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I'm like a bank in Switzerland two percent interest, not
even anyway. But Alice threw it into conversation the way
you do when there's something you're ashamed of but you
want to test how it's going to go down.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I think this because she.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Said, oh, something something in my pickleball on Saturday morning.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I said what, yep?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
You know how you act like, yeah, we've discussed it,
like saying to your mum when you want to go
out when you're in grade eleven, I already told you
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Out on you. Just don't listen. Gas light so she
told me more I went pickleball.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
She went, I just wanted to do something that would
get me fit, and she's not into fitness, so oh,
I like that, you know she And she also she's stunning,
and she's one of those people who's all is naturally
just stayed in shape and stunning. She's got a perfect
like j Low shape, so she's very femine and tiny
(25:09):
waste anyway, great, So she mentions that to me.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I asked some questions.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I'm like, this is weird it It turns out she's
going out with one of her She's going to it
with one of her girlfriends who she grew up with,
who spends a lot of time at Bunnings. That makes sense, right,
I'm not going to pickleball with you. But she hasn't
really mentioned it. We haven't really discussed it again. And
then I get a message from not her but Jaz
(25:35):
the other day and it's a photo of Alice in hospital.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Now I shouldn't collap, and I shouldn't because it was terrible.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
What's happened on a pickleball injury?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
A pickleball injury.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
So let me just say this, Okay, an expression you
never want used in relation to any part.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Of your body.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Oh, the word shattered her little finger on her left
hand and her ring finger shattered. She had to have
surgery yesterday. She had to have surgery from pickle Yeah, pickleball.
She sent me photos of her hand. Her hand was
(26:30):
blackened and blued. So what happened was she said she
was going for the ball.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
The pickleball.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Pickled ball?
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Is that two balls?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
One of the ball and one just don't know anything
about it? And do you know what? You don't want
to I don't want to go. She said she was
going for the ball, and she had gained quite a
lot of momentum and she was lunging for the ball,
and she said she waited for herself to stop right
and she didn't stop, and next minute her hand went
(27:06):
down to the ground and her hands stopped her. And
I said to her, now this let this be a
teachable moment. When we were talking about it, and I
called her at the hospital and you know, we were
just talking. We actually were laughing, even though she was
in pain.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
She was probably cooked up on the I think she was.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
And I said to her, and this sums up what
a mistake pickleball is. I said, well, that's the end
of your six month pickleball adventure flirtation. She said, oh no,
six weeks snow journey blade for six weeks.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Six weeks and she ended up shattered.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I just googled pickleball. I don't want to be friends
with that guy's.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Squatting got in his It is a paddle. It's a
paddle anyway, just let it.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
You on a boat. No, why you're holding a paddle?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Why you're holding a paddle but chipping pongs? Al right
on a weekend away.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
This is a buck up? Whygan pickleball?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Because of what it did?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, shut at her fingers.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
And also it really gave us a buck up. She'd
only been doing it for six weeks, since she'd be
done in Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, that's a good moment. That's a lesson. That's you
know what that is our.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Four bears eating the poison berries so we don't have to.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
And you know, we're all about living long on this bot,
aren't we?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh you haven't.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
No, but if we've got but what if we find
out the pickleball is the secret to a long line. Well,
we know it isn't It's not the Mediterranean diet. Or
living in a blue zone.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Secret.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
None of those people in none of the okinawans pickleball
playing pickleball. None of them are Can you imagine an
Italian saying I'm playing pickleball.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Pickle would be about literally pickling the food and the gig,
the eating and the oil and the more food. Thank
you your people, pickleball. We're gonna get bullied. We're going
to go online with the pickleball community.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You mean she's making me another ragoo?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Oh no, but we can just request she'll be stoked.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I mean I don't want to be.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
She takes requests because I've.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Complimented her ragou a lot.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
She takes requests, she listen, she doesn't teaching.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I just don't want to be taking food out of
the mouths of your family.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
But I don't think you treat her with the respect
she deserves.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I actually, do you take her food for granted? If
I don't, I'm not in the position to be able to.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
We'll have a ragoo party.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh I love her?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Is that such a thing. We'll invent her do whatever
we want, right. You know what happened the other day
and I was a bit email about this. I don't
want to call my family out on this. Went out
to my car and the neighbor was packing boxes of
empty jars, long big jars. Her Italian husband is making costa.
(30:02):
And then I remembered Source Day was a big event
in our childhood, known his backyard. They're in Brunswick. Everyone
had different jobs. I'd get told off of doing it wrong.
I wouldn't take it seriously and just we would go
home with literal creates. Of course, the source that would
last months. Yes, then it stopped, and all of us cousins,
(30:24):
all of our family, none of us have continued with
it after the passing of our grandparents. We didn't continue.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That sucks, Okay, I can't be bothered organizer, all.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Right, So I want someone else to do it.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
You know, do you know what you've just today? You
know you've just summed up the entire world. That's so true,
the entire world. We all want stuff to happen. They
should do something about they should you know what they
should do?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Whose they?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
They? Is?
Speaker 5 (30:55):
Week? Can you see merising past sauce day? The jars,
the tables, the machines, the grinder, so much. Let me
do five tons of tomatoes. I've got to get shipped.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
In all right, who give be bothered?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
You've got to do all the special cleaning for the jar.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What you're actually happy to that thing that makes the
jar close?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You know what you're actually you know what you've established,
you're actually so happy about Pasata day, having.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Died with your I'm actually not.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
You are Sauce on tap, sauce on tap for come
from magic. Then a couple of years ago a friend
of mine did Sausage Day my husband with her family
and they went hard. There was all sorts of sausages
of even a bloody vegetarian option. That's new for the community.
(31:49):
I mean I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
What's in the vegetarian nothing good? What noterally? What could
they put in there? Sure?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
I wasn't paying attention to that table and water.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Any who?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Maybe if there is a bucket in Melbourne that does
source day, please invite me. I'll come. I'd come to
come along.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I dream of it.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Do a live ob a live buck up from past
to time.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Oh that we'd love Sash would love it.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
It's so good, do it well.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
The buck up was that you don't have to get
involved in in.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
No but you say it, but your actions indicate that
you don't.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
You know how much we laugh a bad, bad, bad,
bad bad, a bad bad.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Celebrity starting, Oh, yes, you're gonna love this. The other
day about the cafe around the corner, I needed to
get out of the house. You go to the cat
often really not off.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I mean, have you had another mont Blanc?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
But I do get the takeaway coffee there in the morning.
But go to a cafe as in go and sit
there right me too, never Haly Ever, but because of
the writing thing that I'm doing at the moment, it's
kind of good to maybe have a different background for
a com People.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Who listen to this pod would not be aware of this,
that you're quite talented, quite talented.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
So I had to just change the background. So let's
go get to the car. So I took solo, solo,
did the wanky thing. Oh here we go. What a wanker.
I'm so insecure about doing my work in public that
even when if I'm on a flight and I should
be doing something, I don't because I don't want someone
look and seeing that I've got a script opened by
(33:33):
absolute wanker.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
But my girlfriends got one of those security guards on
her phone.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yes, I used to have that, but I broke it.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
They're really annoying.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Tops different.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, they said, no, people have got a thing.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
You can get it on your laptop as well that
it guards your screen.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Dealing with like graphs. Sure, I don't care. KPI must say.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I'm always if I'm next to someone on the plane,
I'm always looking what they're looking. You know what, I'm
really scared that one day the man next to me
will be looking at pornography.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
That's not going to happen. Wi Fi enabled.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And then you know what I did. I watched a
show that I'd never heard of before.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
It was a short flight, so I had to watch
go to a box seat and watch it.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
And then there was a full on sex.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
A full on sex scene and you're sitting there watching it.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
And then I thought, what am I worried about the
guy next to me?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Look what, I he's a problem.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Watch someone straddles someone and ride them into town. We're
trying to eat a chicken and fetter pie.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Just not right.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
But are you paranoid about that that you'll see it
someone doing that.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
On the plane.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Yeah, it's just because also men.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Have lost I would say predominantly mean. Because of the
pornification of the world, people I've lost their boundaries. Like
I was thinking the other day that even when we
talk about stuff in front of kids, people will go, oh,
that's real estate porn or that's food porn. Will use
those expressions in front of children. That's how desensitize we are.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Here we go. I'm with your yes to what is
just life's pleasures. Lunch is not porn. It's lunch, it's
just born.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, it's just what you said. It's an expression in
front of chills.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Stop saying it.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Stop saying stop saying it. Stop saying it, and also
stop watching it.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You're much better off when you don't watch it.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
No, you really are.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
So I told you when hughs he stopped doing it.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
What do you do? Got very handsy, he didn't Sitting
in the cafe, all right, and this man walks in
and I'm like, oh, he's famous. And you know, when
that thing starts in your head, you're like, oh, what's
the show, what's the show? What's the show? And then
he ended up actually sitting down. He was reading the newspaper.
(35:49):
See he got a takeaway, but sat down. It was
just a newspaper on the on the tables.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I can't remember the last time I saw a newspaper
in a cafe.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, just like yeah, sat down drinking his
takeaway coffee, and I just became fixated on figuring out
who is this guy? And it in my head in
it was so many minutes.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Give me a give me a demographic.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Had a bit of facial hair, very very good hair,
you know, all of that, handsome, handsome yeah, yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Tall.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Turns out it was my hairdresser. It to me so
long TV show, going through all the shows one like,
he's your hairdresser, you idiot?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Minute didn't he recognize you?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
It was quite a distance, it was from the other
corner I'm sitting. No, no, no, all fine, maybe he did,
but we're not we're not close enough to talk. And
also he's probably got two hundred people to remember, everyone
knows who he is, right.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Obviously not.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Very funny. And then I noticed I don't know his
name because when I book on the thing, there's like
I just there's five of them, and no matter who
I click, it's him. Oh it's a long the related
that a male.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
So you know what you've got mate.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Buddy, got buddy Champs or mate. Yeah, there is a
male relationship with the barber is an odd one because
there's only two hairstyles you can get as a guy,
just you know, number one or two around the size
and a bit.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Off the top.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
What else you're going to get? Mate?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Like what on earth could you possibly ask for?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:33):
So there's a barber shop on every corner. Now have
you noticed that there's so many barbershops are a front?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, it's time I was in Bali and there'd been
a long gap between when I was in Bali, so
it's been like ten years or.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Twelve years or whatever.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Literally every second shop is a barbershop, and I'm like,
that's the front.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
This is what I feel, my little theory. Guys get
their hair cut so much more now it's we're getting it.
I'm getting my hair out of every two weeks and
it's a thirty buck fifteen minutes the same shab. I
couldn't think of anything more nerve wracking.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
What is this? I No, when you're going to know
when you go to barber here are they doing? Like
they're doing those old Western movies and they're lathering you
up and they're getting out the stick.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
If you go to those very old schools and have
those like seventy year old Italians still doing that, they
do it. I've often seen it. I don't think anything
could make me hot, air ballooning, or someone else shaving
me with a razor in the middle of a barber
I've got.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
A fantasy about myself doing.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
It to your husband or getting it done to you.
What oh, oh, okay, go to a barber shop one
day and this getting a razor. Nobody do it. You
don't need it, saying you need it. You have a
beautiful stah, hang on, beautiful hell is beautiful hair space.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
You can't. Also, you know what the giveaway was your
tail was.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
If you're a poker, know that the way that you
absolutely convulsed with laughed, that was the tail, my friend. No,
I've got a fantasy the same way. I've got a
fantasy from an old Western film that I'll fill up
a tub in the middle of a room with a
screen behind it, and Niker is hanging over it, and
(39:32):
I'll give some dirty old cowboy a good scrubb and.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I get it. I just remember his name. Thank you
for that, Thank you for the it's doing a good
job with you in and out. You know, I love
it very small, two or three seats max, even when
anyone else he really want is a man? What do
you want? No booking?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Oh no, no booking every What do you mean as
a man?
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Everyone risky for a woman because your hair takes an
hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Go to my car a practice a male?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
No booking barber?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Do I w Have you seen a new car yet?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I haven't seen him yet. I haven't seen no back
jock pictures, Cairo practice.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Come on, we're all wait.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
You know what I haven't told you? Oh we haven't
cooked up for a while.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Yeah, here we go. Okay, let's day right now.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I read a thing.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
About lower back pain. I'm now taking ten thousand milligrams
of vitamin D a day.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
I think it's like and K so that gets absorbed right, Oh,
look at you K two K two?
Speaker 5 (40:37):
So you are what do vitamin K?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Vitamin K? I just had some vitamin D. I'm doing
ten thousand, which I think is.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
It seems ten?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah it is. I think it's taking a toll on my.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Coming out in your Wii. It's a different weird.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Hole it's sunshine. It's sunshine, it's so shine, saying you
thought it was going to be great, But can I
just guess what? What my back stop?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Give it to me?
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Some say, because you know I will do anything for
your lower back.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
No, but also to invoke some magic rather than go
see a professional.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
But isn't vitamin D on tap for free from the sky?
It is get out there and get under the sun
and have.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Time to get out there. I'm really busy, but it
doesn't take long to take tablets.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
It really doesn't. Some gaze without sunglasses. Take your top
off and get some Vitamin D while you're at it.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
You know your petty annoyances? Yes, the ironically the annoying
segment that sometimes plays on the buck up.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
But we love it.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Because things that annoy me we get it out. I
hate how hang on?
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Do you need the intro? It's things that annoy me
that I'm doing this. You are. I knew this would
grow on you in they knew you'd come around.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Well, it's a it's a perennial with Americans. Please do
when Americans in films or on TV have to take medication,
they don't. Why do they always do a dry swollow.
What is wrong with this?
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Let's talk about they swallow pills. You have to be
over the sink, you have to have water, you have
to battle it, you have to put your head right back.
It's like a whole thing.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
But this guy in white Lotus for gardens and they
do it all the time. The dad was actually in
the bathroom standing over the sink and he did a
dry swallow.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
I'm going to tell you something and maybe gonna know
why I married the guy.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Cody's a dry swallow.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
He's swallowing skills. No, no, no, listen. I won't even
get a video of him doing it. For the buck
up install he can throw four in and swallow dry.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
What about tablets?
Speaker 5 (43:16):
There's people out there that do this dry swallowing.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Why does he try swallow? But every American is a
dry swallower?
Speaker 5 (43:23):
But only in TV shows? Well how do we know?
Well that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
That's what you can only go off the representation of.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
If it wants to be realistic, someone needs to have
the glass of water and then do that painful swallow.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Because they do it all the time, it makes me
think that really is a thing that they do, Like say,
aluminum that, because otherwise.
Speaker 5 (43:42):
Someone would go yes, ub a Regan.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I like to say regano O whya.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
So the favorite of the things you play that segment
intro again when your podcast hosts there's a Reagan.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
What about when your podcast has done nothing but slam.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
One of your ideas.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
And then willing, nearly out of nowhere, starts to play along.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
I love it. And this is why I love you.
It's because you're open to the world and its possibilities,
as you always say, right yes, Dana Buckhead, Dana message.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Oh I love a message. We haven't had any messages
from Actually we.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Have, but we just are so delayed in checking them.
So please don't stop check them. No, we're not letting
you know in Europe because you put.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Them and they What about the one that I brought
you last week from the American I don't even know
how I got that.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
You read something?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Did you read it?
Speaker 5 (44:48):
But whenever you grab your phone and read something out
and it works, I'm always really impressed.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
So am I the Buckhead Christmas special in December, I
gave a hot tip to survive Christmas was to just
copy elderly men or your dad or your uncle and
just leave the room. Yeah, and wan stand in the
back and gaze out and stand and gay.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yes, ye men of a.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Certain age, just look out.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah, the storm.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Skull island prawns?
Speaker 5 (45:16):
But go on, buck Dana messages this. There is an
actual Italian term for this exact thing. Morel, We're gonna
say m morel Morel is an Italian folk term that
refers specifically to elderly men, usually retired, who spend their
(45:37):
time watching construction sites, often with their hands clasped behind
their back. The term originates from the Bologna dialect and
has gained popularity across Italy. You can buy a doll
an umeral door.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
You can buy the dolls and they're made out of reason.
They're gorgeous, and it's men peeping through.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, it's that.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
It's that man and they peep through. You know how
on construction sites they leave a hole? I do, and
you put that I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
The umarello. You can put him on your desk and
watch you while you were I want why they're beautiful.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
So there we go. There is a term for.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I've forgotten about that in Bologna.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Do you want a little buck up?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Yeah, that's why I'm here this early in the morning.
May too, I haven't even had breakfast. You know, there's
certain things that we love, like hullabaloo, love it up.
It's away life changing.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Do you think we could get her on Oh my god,
please ch some jazz.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
We couldn't tell her that we do if she got
the offer to come on our pod and then checked
our Instagram.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
But also then we'd have to ask about what happened
to him. Okay, I forget that. That's a bad idea.
But you know, there are certain things that stay with
you in life.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
Herpes.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
I think they can get rid of that. Now there's
the bark.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
I think they can see you next week.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I'm off to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
One of them that I love is just a phenomenon
that comes around every I'm going to say half a
dozen years, and its foreign accent syndrome.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
So people will have a medical episode when they come to.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
Before you play this. Yeah, let me just say yeah.
I truly think when this happens, it is one of
the funniest things in the world. Me too, in the world.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
I don't think it. Maybe it is for the person,
but I don't know if it's like a real thing.
But they do seem to be real and genuine.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Apparently it's real.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
So there's a few cases in the world, and I know,
I don't want to sound like a specialist in the field,
but I know all of them.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
I do your Roman Empire. Yeah, people that have strokes
and voices, You're right.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
And their accents change.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
And this one, I don't know why this popped up
the other day, but I'm like, oh, hello, old free.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Oh I reckon, I know it is the Sarah Colbol
from Plymouth in England is a dead set pom who
now sounds like she's from Shanghai.
Speaker 7 (48:23):
It wasn't until I was in Umberlance on the way
to the hospital to actually say are you aware of
the way us speaking? And I said, oh, I sound
like a solo and she said, no, you sound like
you can work at Chinese one.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
You believe it?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yes, I do, well, I do. Because she was so
not a grifter.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
And just a regular person.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I think so, and.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Everyone around her was like, but I want to know
where sash greatest producer in the world. A lot of
free time, can you find out where she is now
and what she sounds like?
Speaker 5 (49:03):
Now, did she have another stroke? Unfortunately? I have a
sol snapped her back.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I just amazing because there's a whole lot of them
and they never do a follow up.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Never happen. Where are they now? Where are they with
the accent?
Speaker 3 (49:17):
Yes, with foreign accent syndrome? And also then people get
angry at them because you know how people are now
sensitive cultural appropriation, which is really only something that westerner
is believe in.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
For instance, it doesn't trouble Beyonce with her long blonde week,
do you know what I mean? For sure?
Speaker 3 (49:35):
And I totally get why black women have had this
pressure to have you know, western style hair, but it
don't have to.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
Be blonde, okay, right, So.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
They get a lot of heat about going can you
imagine her going through life? Also, she couldn't go to
a Chinese restaurant?
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (49:56):
It wasn't until I was in Umberlance on the way
to the hospital. Actually say are you aware? Do were
you are speaking? She can always sound like you can?
She said, no, you sound like you can work at
a Chinese one.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
She cannot go into a Chinese she absolutely cannot. So
she's going to find her. We're going to find her
and we're going to make her where she is. See
what she's doing.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Oh, I love her.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
And hey, if there's any buckads listening that had a
stroke and woke up the next day and I was
speaking in a different accent, we love you. It's weird,
it's rare, but it's very they exist.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Why do you have to acknowledge every.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Because it's the right thing to do, because he's having
a kind heart.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
But that's not this podcast. I think you've forgotten.
Speaker 5 (50:42):
Well, I think you are forgetting how many people out
there that might have this condition and there could be
more listeners.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
Oh yes, finally we are being hurt.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
That's a boy.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
But that's that.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
This is the whole point of this second was that
you can do the accent and they'd say, but I'm
doing her.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
What you were emitting is I just had a mini stroke.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
From This is a positive one from Lynn, but it's
just so confusing because what mums of a certain age
need to realize is that no one else except them
knows where everyone is in their pregnancy journey. Who's due,
who's having this, who's having that. I have a very
big family. Okay, so many people. Will you give me
(51:34):
numerical value in terms of what how many? Mum comes
from a family of ten. So there's ten siblings there,
every single one of them except Uncle Trev hello Uncle
Trev former priest. The other nine or married and have kids?
Speaker 2 (51:48):
How many kids on average do they each have?
Speaker 5 (51:51):
Or then there's Dad's side, he's got he's one of four.
They have all married a kids. I think I get
it a bit wrong. First cousins, I think in the thirties,
low forties.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Okay, that's wow, that's why your wedding was political.
Speaker 5 (52:04):
I remember right, why my show so well? The conen yes,
very haead coming on Wednesday, big family. Yeah, and now
cousins kids are old. I was at a wedding last
week and my cousin's kids are twenty year eighteen fifteen?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
What yeah?
Speaker 5 (52:24):
Oh I remember them being born and they're in Uni.
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
And you know what will happen next You'll be at
their wedding, crazy and you'll be kooky Uncle Nate cookie, Well,
how would they describe Let's go kookie uncle Nate and
his husband's away. Everyone should have a gay uncle so much.
It's devastuding to me that I don't have one.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
It's pretty great.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Mine had multiplecrosis and was at Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
But I did adore him beautiful. But he wasn't gay.
Although when Dad did you in that because when Dad
died that for some reason, there were all these weird
photos that were brought up.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
We were in lockdown, right, and my brother came down
from Queensland for the funeral and we were only allowed
to have ten people, and so there were these weird
photos that got batted up. And in one of them,
because Dad's always been like Mam all Off and said,
when I met your father, I thought it was a homosexual, right,
because Dad's always been European and not particularly Marcho or whatever. Anyway,
(53:27):
there was a photo that, in the midst of all
the you know, grief and the plans or whatever, there
was a photo of him with a guy, a black
and white photo where they were both wearing trench coats
and one of them was tied with like a glittery
scarf and they had their arms around each other. And
I went, oh, my goodness, oh my goodness, my father,
(53:51):
my father was a homosexual man.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
And I didn't mention it to anyone, because I'm like,
I don't want to try this spanner in the.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Works whatever, why would you for the podcast?
Speaker 2 (54:00):
And then after that at the funeral, that was one.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Of the photos that was framed and put at the
front with the flowers, and I'm like, this is not right.
And I just said to mom who chose that photo?
And she said which photo? And I said that photo
of dad with that guy. She goes, that's his brother
that's on core. So it was a photo of him
with his brother.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
This is a white loaders up.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
It was so strange, that whole journey that he took
me on.
Speaker 5 (54:31):
It's a long journey.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
Anyway, everyone should have a gay uncle.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
So Lynn does this often. She sends a photo the
other day of a six six hour old baby. The
photos right up close. It's just this wet, new red baby,
eyes closed, nurse hand on the head. Sends it to
the app and just leaves it and then I write back,
who whose is that? And she writes back like in
(54:56):
caps alis, okay, sorry, sorry, I didn't know who that was.
Does it quite often so my text from mum is
a random baby. And there's been many random babies, which
is furious at me. About knowing bad about You're an idiot,
(55:19):
bad bad, bad, bad bad bad and then sometimes you
said bad about it's your cousins.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Wheares are you should know? Which? One of the thirty two.
Speaker 5 (55:29):
Women me baby fathers.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
The buck Up Podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook
and him Nate Valvo.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
It's produced by.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
The brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
Lawrence you might call him Jack.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
And Dom Evans, Oh We're lucky.
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