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March 24, 2025 6 mins

We really nurture children getting into music at an early age on the show, the noisier the better.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything dead. Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
After hearing Jack's three odds on Gordon, well, I won't
say playing, he's using a harmonica. What do we think
are the worst sounding instruments when someone's inexperienced in the

(00:25):
art of them? That one is hard to be for
me at the moment, like any other instrument at the
moment after now almost one hundred hours. Once a kid
knows that you don't like something, they have an instrument
of torture. It's not an instrument of pleasure. Now he
knows that it's writing you up. That he will just
be doing that even more now. And I want to
harness his creativity because you jammed together. You want him

(00:47):
to be a buddy musician like you. She can be
in a band, but then sometimes like oh not again.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hey, but you know what, I'm sure when little Jackie
started playing the guitar that little Jackie didn't sound as
perfect as he does now. I'm sure you're period.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't know if you've heard him recently.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Gave the graceive.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Exactly, Hendrix, is he with it?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Everyone has to start somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
He didn't have a king Richard in his life did either.
But the guitar is less offensive and less harsh on
the now. I agree, yeah, it is that this is
the notes is shrilly. What do you think is the
worst musical instrument? Pantsy?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well, don't I hold my beard jack, because remember Audrey
used to learn the violin.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
This is what we had. This is worse. I'm sorry,
this is far worse, isn't it. Oh yeah, yeah, one
of my daughters started to go through violences and you
feel quite worthy as a parent that you're raising some
sort of prodigy, right, and then you read us after

(01:48):
the sort of fifth lesson that you're forking out a
lot of good money for, like this kid ain't going
to be joining the role Phenomonic Orchestra, all right. I
remember just snapping one afternoon when I was trying to
do some work and there's this kind of noise piercing
my skull, and I just I'm up. It still gets
brought up now, you know, I just so many good
stuff as a day, years and years, and that they

(02:09):
always remember your worst moments. When that rare time it's
about three times on SNA and went as long was
it going to go on? I think it was just
a primal scream. And it wasn't even at the kids.
It was just too whatever gods are out there, how
much longer must I take this gone forsaking noise? And
this just gets worse and worse, actually gets up for it. Oh,

(02:31):
they start going through the.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
So good when you've been up since three a yearly
in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Also, I would say one of the all time worst ones.
It is the humble recorder that like dribbling into it
as well. It's just that this sound of the recorder
barely an instrument. Yeah, when over the next couple of years,
you're have to go to some musical assemblies, right and

(03:03):
you you better start practicing that face because you can't
turn up with that post face we see when we know, well,
when you don't like something, you have to be grinning
and it's real hard, no, no, no, but it will test you.
Start practicing that face right now. Okay, get in front
of the mirror because you have to say going this. Oh,
bless these young tackers, these little rippers as they blow

(03:24):
and sort of wheeze into various instruments a whole there'd
be like twenty kids blowing on these black an hour
and at the ends you're meant between every song, Oh my,
oh my god, that's so good. All right, what do
you think are the worst musical instruments? The Christian O'Connell
show podcast, Good morning, It's to Christian O'Connell show. But

(03:44):
do my worst musical instruments to learn Christian? My daughter
is learning the flute? Oh wow again, what are these
woodwind instruments? Yeah, it's the woodwind section, isn't it? You know?
Unforgiving for the amateur and anyone around that my daughter
was the flute. At least that's what I was paying for.

(04:05):
It sounded like cats screaming in a room for three
awful musts. She she had before she had lost it
on the school bus. Sadly brackets, Gladly it was never found.
That's from Mary. Was it lost to that? You just
been in My younger sister. My younger sister, Jomi crazy
learns to play ode to Joy on her table MIDI keyboard,

(04:30):
over and over and over and over and over. I
don't think she'd learned any other song. I gotta be honest,
anyone actually know what joy is? How's it? Go's it?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
What is it? Bump? Bump bump, bump bum. No, I
don't know. I went off somewhere else. I was just
doing like a little a noodling at the side. One
of the most famous classical songs of all time, Lucky.
Can you we get some of to join? Put it
on drop seen please, I need to be familiarized last week?

(05:04):
What was it him? When we talk about last week week?
At the moment, him was a coming to us. They're
going to get confused with the Christian all the show.
There's now arrival to the Late FM O Joy is
from Symphony number nine by My God nine four one
four one four three Worst musical Instruments to learn. Good morning, Meg,

(05:27):
welcome to the show, Morning Christian. How are you? I'm
good Meg, So tell me your story. My son was
in a back grade two. He obviously the whole school
thing you learn, the recorder. He would just run around
just blowing into it the whole five like, no songs,
no tunes, nothing, just being an annoying kid. And he

(05:47):
took it to school and apparently he would sit in
school and just blow on it all during class. The
teachers sent it home in pieces. Take to a piece
of paper saying Joel is never to play this again.
An intervention, a recorder intervention that is incredible in my mind.

(06:08):
When you say in pieces, I means someone stamps on it,
some angry teacher. There's snapped. I think it was in
three pieces. The reporter. You can break it into three pieces. Yeah, yeah, Med,
great story. Thank you very much to call on the showmate.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
No problem, have a great day.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
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