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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh show. This is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I have these little like sticky notes all over the
place of topics that I said we were going to
do and then we didn't ever get back to them.
We should have like a leftover topic day or I
just ripped through all these Well, it won't make any sense,
there'll be no.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You know, I don't know you did that.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I got them all over here, and then I got
them in my phone too, Like in my notes, I
got stuff everywhere. And then I think I'm a bit
of a hoarder, like you saw the closet in my house,
Like I don't like to throw stuff away for whatever reason,
like I might need that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I might I spend money on that. I might need them.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But if you look at like my topic sheet for
our show, it's like thirty pages long. And then if
you go to the topic sheet for that we all
contribute to every day, it's like sixty pages long.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We don't get rid of anything. I can know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I clean it out, do you really, it's still sixty
pages long.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I clean it out all the time.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It takes me twenty minutes to scroll to the bottom
of it every day to see what you guys added.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
To make it's small.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it's small. Scroll down? Yeah what rufe? Yah? You
don't read anything on here? No I do. But I'm
just saying you're talking. I was getting get to the
to the bottom of the page faster.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Is there way to just be like take me to
the last entry, you know what I'm saying, Jump to recipes?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, we need that on that topic sheet.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But we have like four years where the stuff on here.
I think one day, you know, we should do we
should just protest and say, screw it, we're doing every
topic on this thing. Just start from the beginning, yea,
and just and then but four years from now we'll
be out of stuff to do. Then we can start
doing local and uh, you know, like daily stuff again.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well, I do go through and leave stuff. I'm like, oh,
if we need something that'll be.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Good, No, I do the same thing. Like on my
little sheet that you guys don't see. I've got stuff
that like, oh, well we were one day we'll get
to that. But you know, I hate No one cares
what I'm talking about right now, but I hate just
like topics that don't make any sense for it, you
know what I mean, Like like I like topics that
are relevant to what's happening today or in the news
or on TV. You know, other shows, they'll just go, Hey,
(01:50):
who's the wackiest place you ever used?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This list? Get right? And it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It doesn't have to be any show, could be any day, anytime, anywhere,
you know, I mean, and most of them are recorded anyway.
They don't even come in live lazy anyway, take my bus, bro.
So I try and like curated show for us each day,
and then I don't know why. I'm just gonna go,
let's see what was the first the first topic on
this list.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We'll just do that.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Kissing his cousin, what's your weird what's your pet's weird quirk?
Chance is the sweetest boy in the world. That's Caitlin's
dog in Michigan off Big Beaver Road, in the entire world.
But he doesn't like his butt touched. If you ever
touch it, he'll flip. Let's talk about why, no, it's not,
we don't have that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I love like dog personalities, though, I feel like they
come out with their own personality, you know, like they
all have something really weird that they don't like.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And I feel like people act like their dog, and
dogs act like them, and I think people start to
look like their dogs too sometimes.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Like my friend's dog freaks out if I hold my
hand up here like with no phone and go hello,
like she just starts barking like maniacally because.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
She's going that stupid there's no phone there, Like, get
a phone? Like what is that bringing up for her?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I mean it's like I'm smarter than you. Go get
a phone, right, Hello? Yeah, it's very upsetting if I use.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
My sister's foot and go hello, does not like it?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh, using your sister's foot? Ob Yeah, yeah, I know
I was gonna say wow.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah. I don't know how one determines.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
That the phone, because I like to get these dogs
worked up sometimes apparently.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah. Trading stories this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The Indiana Fever drafted Ioways start Caitlin Clark with the
number one overall pick in the WNBA draft last night.
The Fever haven't made the playoffs since twenty sixteen, haven't
won the NBA title since twenty twelve. She's expected to
make seventy six thousand dollars last year, but that's okay
because her three point five million dollars in sponsorship deals
from college are going with her. Nice, so she's going
(03:40):
to be just fine. The rest of them are all
going to live in an apartment, and Caitlin Clark is
going to have a mansion in Indianapolis, and why not.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The owners of the O. J.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Simpson iconic infamous Ford Bronco are capitalizing on his death.
The suv is currently owned by Simpson's ex manager and
two associates. The man who drove the Bronco Al Collings
associates of him. That's the guy who drove the Bronco.
If you ever own Jeopardy by the way, Al Cowlings
is his buddy who drove it. Anyway, these three guys
own it. The The last offer they got for the
(04:15):
white Bronco was seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. They're
hoping though, that because he's dead now, they can get
closer to one point five million dollars for this Bronco
that he drove in a I guess a medium speed
police chaise. It's iconic, man, Yeah, I mean yeah, it's
like one of my dream cars to afford.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Bronx name. I just test drove one and I was
like I don't need this. The new like the new one.
They're cool. Cool, they're cool.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But like the guys like and you can even go
off roading, Like, where am I?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Honestly, where am I going on?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I have seen people in the city here. I've seen
people like who pulled the doors off and put like
these like you know, like like off roading doors on.
I'm like, you have not one time taken that thing
off of any highway or street?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Like have you parted this garage?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Me and this bronco?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
But I take out all your cars?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Cool, but this is like a really old one, old
old old boy brother, Yeah, the classic one. Kraft Tigns
is facing a class action lawsuit overclaims that they're lunchables
contain harmful levels of lead and other metals and chemicals.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Whatever. We ate these things as kids. I'm sure we
ate all that stuff. It's fine, But did you guys
think it was good for you? Like have you seen
that meat?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, it's like perfectly formed, shiny meat. It has like
a little rainbow sheine on it. Whatever ever, they're delicious.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You just make a stack same a cracker s.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The charcooterie before charcouterie eyes. I mean, I don't know
what anyone's complaining about. Right, you thought this was good
for you. What's a little metal gonna do. The lawsuit
accuses Craft of misleading customers with false advertising about the
prepackaged meal kids. The suit also points to a Consumer
Reports study that revealed the troubling findings. This spokesperson for
Craft says, aware of the complaint, they disagree with the
(05:53):
allegations and they'll defend their brand. Remember they had I
want to say, the first one had like a meat
and a cheese and a cracker, maybe two kinds of cheeses.
But then they had the big one and that was
like the fancy one.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
If you got that one that had.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Two kinds of meat, ham and turkey, two kinds of cheeses,
and then I think it also had two kinds of
crackers and a little mint.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Remember that it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Came with a cari son. Then well then then it
got even bigger because then they had drinks in there too.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But yeah, oh my god. Remember the pizza ones.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Oh yeah, those It was not good, but like its
cold pizza basically, Yeah, that was a good day at
lunch when I got the big long lunchable.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
They make like Charcucci like fancy ones.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Now I know they do, and I buy them too.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, I'm the guy who buys those because I'm too
lazy to actually cut anything. And I buy the cut
fruit because I'm too lazy to cut anything. Like, honestly,
what am I gonna do with the whole pineapple at
my house? Though it's a mess. I don't eat all that.
I don't need to be sitting here, you know, with
a whole. And then I got you gotta buy like
a And I know people are gonna texas well. They
got a product you can buy that slices it all
for you whatever on the TikTok shop. I don't need it,
(07:07):
just cut.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It up for me. I'll pay double.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's fine. I'm lazy, so I get it. And bark
air is trending today. It's a new service that vows
to revolutionize flying for dogs because we needed to do that,
I guess. The airline launched by bark Box subscription service
will offer a more fun and humane option for dogs
traveling with their humans without having to be shoved in
the cargo hold or in a duffel bag. So it's
(07:29):
a private yet like a golf stream okay. It'll start
May twenty third, with a limited itinerary and a hefty
price tag. The legs will originate from New York's Westchester
County Airport and we'll go to either LA for six
thousand dollars or London for eight thousand dollars. Each passenger
pup gets a free pass to bring one adult human
companion along for the ride for quote unquote free, with
(07:51):
additional human passes available. Dogs will receive treats and the
option of a dog anxiety jacket to help them stay calm,
as well as noise canceling ear covering.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The flight.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Preparations include pheromones, music, and colors designed to soothe nervous pooches.
All sizes and breeds are permitted on board, and they
can sit on lap, seats, beds, whatever however they most comfortable.
But that's affordable six thousand or eight thousand to take
your dog to London. That's very specific. But for you
a dog to take you to London, well basically right right, yeah,
(08:21):
the dog's the one you're paying for.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You're free. What a deal.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's very specific, though, New York to London. I'm always
trying to get my dog from New York to London
for fashion Week?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Is that where? No, that's in Milan or something, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Every city has their own fashion week.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh well, that's the passion fashion week. I'm trying to get.
That's the passion I have for fashion week.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, I know you're our fashion correspond Well everybody
knows that.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, it's I'm about as qualified to do fashion as
Jason is to do sports.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Flattop denam vans. That's fashion.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's National Orchid Day, National Where Pajamas to Work Day,
and National Eggs Benedict Day.
It's the Fresh show. This is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I have these little like sticky notes all over the
place of topics that I said we were going to
do and then we didn't ever get back to them.
We should have like a leftover topic day or I
just ripped through all these Well, it won't make any sense,
there'll be no.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You know, I don't know you did that.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I got them all over here, and then I got
them in my phone too, Like in my notes, I
got stuff everywhere. And then I think I'm a bit
of a hoarder, like you saw the closet in my house,
Like I don't like to throw stuff away for whatever reason,
like I might need that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I might I spend money on that. I might need them.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But if you look at like my topic sheet for
our show, it's like thirty pages long. And then if
you go to the topic sheet for that we all
contribute to every day, it's like sixty pages long.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We don't get rid of anything. I can know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I clean it out, do you really, it's still sixty
pages long.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I clean it out all the time.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It takes me twenty minutes to scroll to the bottom
of it every day to see what you guys added.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
To make it's small.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it's small. Scroll down? Yeah what rufe? Yah? You
don't read anything on here? No I do. But I'm
just saying you're talking. I was getting get to the
to the bottom of the page faster.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Is there way to just be like take me to
the last entry, you know what I'm saying, Jump to recipes?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, we need that on that topic sheet.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But we have like four years where the stuff on here.
I think one day, you know, we should do we
should just protest and say, screw it, we're doing every
topic on this thing. Just start from the beginning, yea,
and just and then but four years from now we'll
be out of stuff to do. Then we can start
doing local and uh, you know, like daily stuff again.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well, I do go through and leave stuff. I'm like, oh,
if we need something that'll be.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Good, No, I do the same thing. Like on my
little sheet that you guys don't see. I've got stuff
that like, oh, well we were one day we'll get
to that. But you know, I hate No one cares
what I'm talking about right now, but I hate just
like topics that don't make any sense for it, you
know what I mean, Like like I like topics that
are relevant to what's happening today or in the news
or on TV. You know, other shows, they'll just go, Hey,
(01:50):
who's the wackiest place you ever used?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This list? Get right? And it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It doesn't have to be any show, could be any day, anytime, anywhere,
you know, I mean, and most of them are recorded anyway.
They don't even come in live lazy anyway, take my bus, bro.
So I try and like curated show for us each day,
and then I don't know why. I'm just gonna go,
let's see what was the first the first topic on
this list.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We'll just do that.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Kissing his cousin, what's your weird what's your pet's weird quirk?
Chance is the sweetest boy in the world. That's Caitlin's
dog in Michigan off Big Beaver Road, in the entire world.
But he doesn't like his butt touched. If you ever
touch it, he'll flip. Let's talk about why, no, it's not,
we don't have that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I love like dog personalities, though, I feel like they
come out with their own personality, you know, like they
all have something really weird that they don't like.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And I feel like people act like their dog, and
dogs act like them, and I think people start to
look like their dogs too sometimes.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Like my friend's dog freaks out if I hold my
hand up here like with no phone and go hello,
like she just starts barking like maniacally because.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
She's going that stupid there's no phone there, Like, get
a phone? Like what is that bringing up for her?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I mean it's like I'm smarter than you. Go get
a phone, right, Hello? Yeah, it's very upsetting if I use.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
My sister's foot and go hello, does not like it?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh, using your sister's foot? Ob Yeah, yeah, I know
I was gonna say wow.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah. I don't know how one determines.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
That the phone, because I like to get these dogs
worked up sometimes apparently.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah. Trading stories this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The Indiana Fever drafted Ioways start Caitlin Clark with the
number one overall pick in the WNBA draft last night.
The Fever haven't made the playoffs since twenty sixteen, haven't
won the NBA title since twenty twelve. She's expected to
make seventy six thousand dollars last year, but that's okay
because her three point five million dollars in sponsorship deals
from college are going with her. Nice, so she's going
(03:40):
to be just fine. The rest of them are all
going to live in an apartment, and Caitlin Clark is
going to have a mansion in Indianapolis, and why not.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The owners of the O. J.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Simpson iconic infamous Ford Bronco are capitalizing on his death.
The suv is currently owned by Simpson's ex manager and
two associates. The man who drove the Bronco Al Collings
associates of him. That's the guy who drove the Bronco.
If you ever own Jeopardy by the way, Al Cowlings
is his buddy who drove it. Anyway, these three guys
own it. The The last offer they got for the
(04:15):
white Bronco was seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. They're
hoping though, that because he's dead now, they can get
closer to one point five million dollars for this Bronco
that he drove in a I guess a medium speed
police chaise. It's iconic, man, Yeah, I mean yeah, it's
like one of my dream cars to afford.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Bronx name. I just test drove one and I was
like I don't need this. The new like the new one.
They're cool. Cool, they're cool.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But like the guys like and you can even go
off roading, Like, where am I?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Honestly, where am I going on?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I have seen people in the city here. I've seen
people like who pulled the doors off and put like
these like you know, like like off roading doors on.
I'm like, you have not one time taken that thing
off of any highway or street?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Like have you parted this garage?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Me and this bronco?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
But I take out all your cars?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Cool, but this is like a really old one, old
old old boy brother, Yeah, the classic one. Kraft Tigns
is facing a class action lawsuit overclaims that they're lunchables
contain harmful levels of lead and other metals and chemicals.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Whatever. We ate these things as kids. I'm sure we
ate all that stuff. It's fine, But did you guys
think it was good for you? Like have you seen
that meat?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, it's like perfectly formed, shiny meat. It has like
a little rainbow sheine on it. Whatever ever, they're delicious.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You just make a stack same a cracker s.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The charcooterie before charcouterie eyes. I mean, I don't know
what anyone's complaining about. Right, you thought this was good
for you. What's a little metal gonna do. The lawsuit
accuses Craft of misleading customers with false advertising about the
prepackaged meal kids. The suit also points to a Consumer
Reports study that revealed the troubling findings. This spokesperson for
Craft says, aware of the complaint, they disagree with the
(05:53):
allegations and they'll defend their brand. Remember they had I
want to say, the first one had like a meat
and a cheese and a cracker, maybe two kinds of cheeses.
But then they had the big one and that was
like the fancy one.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
If you got that one that had.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Two kinds of meat, ham and turkey, two kinds of cheeses,
and then I think it also had two kinds of
crackers and a little mint.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Remember that it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Came with a cari son. Then well then then it
got even bigger because then they had drinks in there too.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But yeah, oh my god. Remember the pizza ones.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Oh yeah, those It was not good, but like its
cold pizza basically, Yeah, that was a good day at
lunch when I got the big long lunchable.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
They make like Charcucci like fancy ones.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Now I know they do, and I buy them too.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, I'm the guy who buys those because I'm too
lazy to actually cut anything. And I buy the cut
fruit because I'm too lazy to cut anything. Like, honestly,
what am I gonna do with the whole pineapple at
my house? Though it's a mess. I don't eat all that.
I don't need to be sitting here, you know, with
a whole. And then I got you gotta buy like
a And I know people are gonna texas well. They
got a product you can buy that slices it all
for you whatever on the TikTok shop. I don't need it,
(07:07):
just cut.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It up for me. I'll pay double.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's fine. I'm lazy, so I get it. And bark
air is trending today. It's a new service that vows
to revolutionize flying for dogs because we needed to do that,
I guess. The airline launched by bark Box subscription service
will offer a more fun and humane option for dogs
traveling with their humans without having to be shoved in
the cargo hold or in a duffel bag. So it's
(07:29):
a private yet like a golf stream okay. It'll start
May twenty third, with a limited itinerary and a hefty
price tag. The legs will originate from New York's Westchester
County Airport and we'll go to either LA for six
thousand dollars or London for eight thousand dollars. Each passenger
pup gets a free pass to bring one adult human
companion along for the ride for quote unquote free, with
(07:51):
additional human passes available. Dogs will receive treats and the
option of a dog anxiety jacket to help them stay calm,
as well as noise canceling ear covering.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
The flight.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Preparations include pheromones, music, and colors designed to soothe nervous pooches.
All sizes and breeds are permitted on board, and they
can sit on lap, seats, beds, whatever however they most comfortable.
But that's affordable six thousand or eight thousand to take
your dog to London. That's very specific. But for you
a dog to take you to London, well basically right right, yeah,
(08:21):
the dog's the one you're paying for.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You're free. What a deal.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's very specific, though, New York to London. I'm always
trying to get my dog from New York to London
for fashion Week?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Is that where? No, that's in Milan or something, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Every city has their own fashion week.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh well, that's the passion fashion week. I'm trying to get.
That's the passion I have for fashion week.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right, I know you're our fashion correspond Well everybody
knows that.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, it's I'm about as qualified to do fashion as
Jason is to do sports.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Flattop denam vans. That's fashion.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's National Orchid Day, National Where Pajamas to Work Day,
and National Eggs Benedict Day.
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