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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I've never been left waiting by the phone. It's The
Fred Show's Stacy. Hi, Stacey, I know, are you morning,
Welcome to our show. Tell us about the stage that
you went on with Matt and where you guys stand
right now?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, Well, Matt and I met out at a bar,
and you know, it was an immediate traction. I was
couldn't drink and he was getting a drink and we
started talking. He bought me another drink, which I hate
to say, most of the guys that I actually meet,
they don't buy me drinks.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I buy them drink.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, no, why are you buying drinks? I've never heard
of that.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I think it's when to put out. I mean, I'm
an independent woman, and you know when you did that,
I immediately was attracted too. I just saw something in him.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
And yeah, you saw I made him after a couple
of alcoholic beverages. But okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Too, you know, really help, but it really was. There
was a connection. And he asked me for my number
and I never gave my number out and I gave
it to him, you know, but then he ended up,
you know, he texted me and it was a very
quick kind of second gate he asked me out. We
went out, and I feel like I'm made a messed

(01:13):
up because I took him back to my place and
he said he would call. He hasn't. It's been two
weeks and I'm really getting annoyed, Like I sent him
a tex and I'm not a textor when it comes
bad guy. He didn't text me back.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Okay, Yeah, so he's probably not going to call you.
So you want to know why it's bugging you?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, because he seemed honestly, it takes a real man
to even be able to spend come with me. I'm
not trying to shoot my horn, but I'm a smart woman.
I'm a lawyer. I don't spend my time doing the
number thing. And for him to take me out on
a date and to be able to hold a conversation
with me. We last we connected, I took him home.

(01:54):
I have no regrets, but I'm faffled. I'm baffled.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Dacy wants to know what happened after two dates took
him back to her place, except he hasn't called since.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
What's the deal? Hey? Is this mad?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
It is Matt.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Good morning, my name is Fred. I'm calling from the
Fred's Show. The morning radio show. The whole crew is here,
and I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio right now, and I would need your
permission to continue with the call.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Is it okay if we chat for just a second?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, I guess okay, Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
We're calling about a woman who we met named Stacy,
who says she went on a couple of days with
you after you met at a bar. Do you remember Stacy?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I remember Stacy.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, Well, she kind.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Of wanted to know why it's been a couple of
weeks since she's heard from you, and we were calling
to see if maybe you'd tell us why.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah. Sure, Stacey's actually pretty cool. You know, we did
go on a couple of days. Everything was fine there,
but her house is actually really weird.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
What's weird about it?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Actually you're not going to judge me for this. She's
got like a kind of ferret she brings. Yes, there's
probably like thirty of them.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
She breeds ferrets.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yes, it's not even that she has them, she breathes them.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Is that like what she does for it? Says she
was a lawyer, But is that is that like a
hobby or something?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah? It must be.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
But that's that's like, that's past hobby, you know what
I mean. She's got like cages everywhere the place smells
like she's really really into them hobbies. Like you have
a couple of things. She's got like you know, if
the ferrets took over, there'd be a real problem there.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Okay, Stacy, Yeah, I'm here, Stacy.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm sorry. I forgot to mention Matt. Stacy's here too, Stacy, Matt.
You guys know each other. She's the far breeder lawyer.
What's the deal?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
That's a lot you know, first of all, I that
is not not normal. That's something that I take my
pick fide in that I've been doing that for many years.
It costs a lot of money and a lot of education,
is training to be able to do what I do.
And you know it actually not You're a piece of work.
You should really be respecting me like that takes a

(04:03):
lot to what I'm doing in my house. Does not
smell like.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Can you appreciate though? Like that he might go over
there and be a little overwhelmed. I mean that's sort
of not just like you have a pet, I mean,
you have like a zoo kind of no, you.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Haven't seen my home, and I just think that he
is not cultured.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
So it's a culture it, Mett, you're not cultured.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, I guess. I guess I wasn't raised with thirty rats.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I have a five bedroom house. Okay, I have a
maid who cleans my place. My home does not think
except for the fact that you went to the bathroom
the next day and bombed the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, all right, that's Is there a chance though, that
like you're immune to the smell, because excuse me, what
do you.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Know about then thinks that you both are a little
bit out of place. A lot of line. My home
does not smell, and again, I take great pride in
making sure that my home stays clean. And I don't
know where Matt is coming from this, I do know
that you are a little funky yourself.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Wow, So Matt, you can't get over the fact that
she breeds ferrets.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
All these animals? Would it matter what kind of animal
it was?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I really, I really don't think so. Like thirty of
anything is crazy. Like if you went over to somebody's
house and they had thirty of the same pair of shoes,
wouldn't she be like.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh, lord, well, at least the shoes aren't alive and
pooping and whatever else.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Okay, so you.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Take it over it and you guys, I can't set
you up on another date and pay for it without
the ferrets. I mean, that's the problem. Those the ferrets.
If you don't like the ferrets, are never going anywhere.
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I want to date at all, and I don't want
your any of you guys to do anything for.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Me like okay, but you asked us to do with
all the respect you asked us to do the call.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
We're doing this for you. You know.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I have a change of heart and change of mine.
I think I'm done. I think I'm saying goodbody, mad
blay very much of a great light.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah, you better watch out. The emparents are going to
come in the ninety two attack.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
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