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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey,
Jack's good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
How are you? I'm good to her? Are you dude? Okay, man,
what's going on with this woman? Noel?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
In waiting by the phone? You think you may have
been ghosted? So we got to know how you mad
about any dates you've been on all that good stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I met Nowel on Hite and you know, pretty much
hit it off after flirting for a bit, and I
got her number after out, and you know, she was
all over me on the date, and you know, it
seemed like we're having the best time ever. And now
I'm just kind of my head trying to figure out
(00:40):
why she's ghosting me.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Wow, okay, she was all over you, you say, okay,
all right, so you thought there was chemistry, the conversation
went well, you thought the date went great. You left
the date. You're like, there's no way I'm not going
to hear from this person again. She's you know, and
I assume you reached out, you texted, you, called whatever,
and she's not responding.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Right, Yeah, And you know it all seemed like a
flammed dunk.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, that's frustrating because you meet someone you're excited to,
you know, see where it goes, and you have the
opinion that everything was great, and now you can't get
a hold of them, and you want to know why.
And that's where we come in. We're gonna call Noel.
We're gonna ask these questions for you, and you'll be
on the phone at the same time. At some point
you're welcome to jump in and hopefully we can straighten
this whole thing out and set you guys up on
another date and you can go right back to you know,
(01:23):
great chemistry and all that stuff, and we'll.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Pay for it. Okay, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, I'm gonna play one song and then we'll
come back and call Noel. Hang on, Jacks, all right, hey, Jacks,
all right, all right, let's call Noel. You guys met
on Hinge, the dating app, and you went on a date.
You thought the date went great, you said the chemistry
was good, the whole thing went great, and except you've
reached out to her sense then and you can't get
a hold of her. She's not calling you back, she's
(01:48):
not texting you back.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Nothing, right, that's right?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yep, huh, All right, Well, let's call no weell now
see we can figure this out. Good luck, Jacks. Okay, Hello,
Hi is this Noel? Yes, Hi, Noel. My name is Fred.
I'm calling for the Fred's Show, the morning radio show,
and I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio right now and I would need your
(02:12):
permission to continue with the call. Is it okay if
we chat for a second. Okay, I know it's kind
of startling, but thank you so much. We appreciate that
you can hang up any time. But we're calling on
behalf of a guy named Jack's who you met on
hinge I guess, and you guys recently went out. Do
you remember this person?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, So what happened?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Because he called us and he told us that he
met you and found you attractive and thought there was
great chemistry and thought the date went really well. And
then he's reached out for another date since then and
you haven't responded.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So why what happened?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Because he's a total liar?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Why is he a liar?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Okay, So on my profile I said that I was
like looking for a cowboy who lives in the city,
and not only did he have like a strong Southern
accent when we met, and he told me that he
grew up on a ranch in Texas. But you know,
you get done with the date and then you like
kind of like stuck somebody.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Online a little bit. Well, I found social media of him,
and not only does he not have a Southern accent,
there's actual videos of him online talking without an accent.
But he grew up like a town over from me
where there are definitely no ranches.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So this dude shows up and he's got like belt
buffalo and cowboy boots and an accent and the whole thing.
And it turns out that he's from, you know, like
a suburb. He doesn't he doesn't ride a horse. Okay,
Well that's funny because we talked to him just a
second ago. In fact, he's here. I forgot to mention
that he's here. I am so forgetful. I always leave
that part out. And he didn't have an accent at
all when we talked to him just a second ago.
(03:50):
Where did the accent come from?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Jax? I know, y'all, we're gonna put me on over.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Stop it stopt What wait.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
A minute, we just minutes ago, you didn't have any
accent at all? Where did this come from?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I was born in Texas, but I moved when I
was a toddler. My second cousin has a ranch and
I visited it one.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So wait a minute, though, that whole accent, you put
that on for a whole day, the entire date.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, okay, so you okay, so you show up
to this date wearing wranglers with that accent, and you
thought that that and you've been to a farm one time,
and you were born in.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Texas, So that's all good enough. But were you going
to keep this up like forever? I mean, at what
point were you going to drop the accent?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I really thought about it. I mean, Fred was born
in Boston. Like imagine if he you use that accent? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, I was born in Boston. I was once there, yes,
when I was born. Yeah, I mean, dude, you couldn't
even keep the accent going.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
How how did you not know that was fake?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Weel? I mean he couldn't even like rose colored glasses.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
I guess I don't know, Like I guess I took
them at face value.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But then, like.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I obviously my subconscious must have thought something, because I
went online and stopped him.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But okay, but were you? He says you were into him?
He says you were like all over him? So does
that was the fake accent? What did it for you?
Or did you like him and find him attractive?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Like? I don't know? Is there any chance of redemption
here this guy?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
No, you only liked me for my accent?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
No, I don't know what was real.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I want to hear some more of this, jack, Yes,
give us, give us a little more of this, this
high quality accent.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I mean, you know it comes natural because that's where
I grew up.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's so bad, it's so bad. I don't know, man,
I don't know. No, well, you couldn't possibly think that
was real.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well apparently I got duped.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Okay, So but yeah, no date, no date?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, because around these bards, it's a city slicker. You
wouldn't know an accident if you heard what? Hey, Noel,
what are you doing this weekend? Let's go out. I
put on my I put on my crap kicking boots, y'all,
(06:32):
get me some wranglers on we go riding my horse
and something pick them up. The trucks is some countries
in Western music, y'all. Actually mine's better than his. Yea,
you are you kind of turned on?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Well, hey, Fred went to school in Texas, right I did?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I saw I saw horse. I'm in Did you forget
I once saw a horse? I went to school in Texas.
I lived in Texas. The Harvard on the side. Your
accent comes and goes, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Well, it's true though, you know, because sometimes when I
think about, think about living in Dallas for a while,
then he back, you know, y'all? Okay, No, I don't
think I would start laughing like in the talk to
me like that, talk to me like that, Okay, y'all.
I wouldn't be able to do it, all right, No,
(07:19):
well do you want to give this guy another chance? Okay,
Jack's I don't know, man, you did your best, But
when were you planning to come clean like on the
next day. Were you going to show up in the
same sort of thing or were you going to finally
be like no, I was, I was messing with you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hey, I'm mess it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Man. I don't know I would have gone I would
have gone.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
A good stretch, but I guess I didn't expected to.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Go that long.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, y'all? Yeah, I don't know. You haven't had much
to say over here.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm speechless. Hee hal my brother, my brother, Thank you
for your time. Best of much of both of you
out there, y'all,
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey,
Jack's good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
How are you? I'm good to her? Are you dude? Okay, man,
what's going on with this woman? Noel?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
In waiting by the phone? You think you may have
been ghosted? So we got to know how you mad
about any dates you've been on all that good stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I met Nowel on Hite and you know, pretty much
hit it off after flirting for a bit, and I
got her number after out, and you know, she was
all over me on the date, and you know, it
seemed like we're having the best time ever. And now
I'm just kind of my head trying to figure out
(00:40):
why she's ghosting me.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Wow, okay, she was all over you, you say, okay,
all right, so you thought there was chemistry, the conversation
went well, you thought the date went great. You left
the date. You're like, there's no way I'm not going
to hear from this person again. She's you know, and
I assume you reached out, you texted, you, called whatever,
and she's not responding.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Right, Yeah, And you know it all seemed like a
flammed dunk.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, that's frustrating because you meet someone you're excited to,
you know, see where it goes, and you have the
opinion that everything was great, and now you can't get
a hold of them, and you want to know why.
And that's where we come in. We're gonna call Noel.
We're gonna ask these questions for you, and you'll be
on the phone at the same time. At some point
you're welcome to jump in and hopefully we can straighten
this whole thing out and set you guys up on
another date and you can go right back to you know,
(01:23):
great chemistry and all that stuff, and we'll.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Pay for it. Okay, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, I'm gonna play one song and then we'll
come back and call Noel. Hang on, Jacks, all right, hey, Jacks,
all right, all right, let's call Noel. You guys met
on Hinge, the dating app, and you went on a date.
You thought the date went great, you said the chemistry
was good, the whole thing went great, and except you've
reached out to her sense then and you can't get
a hold of her. She's not calling you back, she's
(01:48):
not texting you back.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Nothing, right, that's right?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yep, huh, All right, Well, let's call no weell now
see we can figure this out. Good luck, Jacks. Okay, Hello,
Hi is this Noel? Yes, Hi, Noel. My name is Fred.
I'm calling for the Fred's Show, the morning radio show,
and I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio right now and I would need your
(02:12):
permission to continue with the call. Is it okay if
we chat for a second. Okay, I know it's kind
of startling, but thank you so much. We appreciate that
you can hang up any time. But we're calling on
behalf of a guy named Jack's who you met on
hinge I guess, and you guys recently went out. Do
you remember this person?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, So what happened?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Because he called us and he told us that he
met you and found you attractive and thought there was
great chemistry and thought the date went really well. And
then he's reached out for another date since then and
you haven't responded.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So why what happened?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Because he's a total liar?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Why is he a liar?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Okay, So on my profile I said that I was
like looking for a cowboy who lives in the city,
and not only did he have like a strong Southern
accent when we met, and he told me that he
grew up on a ranch in Texas. But you know,
you get done with the date and then you like
kind of like stuck somebody.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Online a little bit. Well, I found social media of him,
and not only does he not have a Southern accent,
there's actual videos of him online talking without an accent.
But he grew up like a town over from me
where there are definitely no ranches.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So this dude shows up and he's got like belt
buffalo and cowboy boots and an accent and the whole thing.
And it turns out that he's from, you know, like
a suburb. He doesn't he doesn't ride a horse. Okay,
Well that's funny because we talked to him just a
second ago. In fact, he's here. I forgot to mention
that he's here. I am so forgetful. I always leave
that part out. And he didn't have an accent at
all when we talked to him just a second ago.
(03:50):
Where did the accent come from?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Jax? I know, y'all, we're gonna put me on over.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Stop it stopt What wait.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
A minute, we just minutes ago, you didn't have any
accent at all? Where did this come from?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I was born in Texas, but I moved when I
was a toddler. My second cousin has a ranch and
I visited it one.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So wait a minute, though, that whole accent, you put
that on for a whole day, the entire date.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, okay, so you okay, so you show up
to this date wearing wranglers with that accent, and you
thought that that and you've been to a farm one time,
and you were born in.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Texas, So that's all good enough. But were you going
to keep this up like forever? I mean, at what
point were you going to drop the accent?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I really thought about it. I mean, Fred was born
in Boston. Like imagine if he you use that accent? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, I was born in Boston. I was once there, yes,
when I was born. Yeah, I mean, dude, you couldn't
even keep the accent going.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
How how did you not know that was fake?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Weel? I mean he couldn't even like rose colored glasses.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
I guess I don't know, Like I guess I took
them at face value.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But then, like.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I obviously my subconscious must have thought something, because I
went online and stopped him.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But okay, but were you? He says you were into him?
He says you were like all over him? So does
that was the fake accent? What did it for you?
Or did you like him and find him attractive?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Like? I don't know? Is there any chance of redemption
here this guy?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
No, you only liked me for my accent?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
No, I don't know what was real.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I want to hear some more of this, jack, Yes,
give us, give us a little more of this, this
high quality accent.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I mean, you know it comes natural because that's where
I grew up.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's so bad, it's so bad. I don't know, man,
I don't know. No, well, you couldn't possibly think that
was real.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well apparently I got duped.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Okay, So but yeah, no date, no date?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, because around these bards, it's a city slicker. You
wouldn't know an accident if you heard what? Hey, Noel,
what are you doing this weekend? Let's go out. I
put on my I put on my crap kicking boots, y'all,
(06:32):
get me some wranglers on we go riding my horse
and something pick them up. The trucks is some countries
in Western music, y'all. Actually mine's better than his. Yea,
you are you kind of turned on?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Well, hey, Fred went to school in Texas, right I did?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I saw I saw horse. I'm in Did you forget
I once saw a horse? I went to school in Texas.
I lived in Texas. The Harvard on the side. Your
accent comes and goes, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Well, it's true though, you know, because sometimes when I
think about, think about living in Dallas for a while,
then he back, you know, y'all? Okay, No, I don't
think I would start laughing like in the talk to
me like that, talk to me like that, Okay, y'all.
I wouldn't be able to do it, all right, No,
(07:19):
well do you want to give this guy another chance? Okay,
Jack's I don't know, man, you did your best, But
when were you planning to come clean like on the
next day. Were you going to show up in the
same sort of thing or were you going to finally
be like no, I was, I was messing with you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hey, I'm mess it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Man. I don't know I would have gone I would
have gone.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
A good stretch, but I guess I didn't expected to.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Go that long.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, y'all? Yeah, I don't know. You haven't had much
to say over here.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm speechless. Hee hal my brother, my brother, Thank you
for your time. Best of much of both of you
out there, y'all,
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