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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, they talk better than the excited. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like we're writing
in our diaries, except we stayed them a loud. We
call him blogs Jason Brown. Yes, the one with nature
Bear Grill's over here, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
So I had a pretty crazy morning in regards to nature. So,
as Fred alluded to, we get up really early. So
I tried to get ready on like Kiki and not
wake my man up.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That is the goal.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
We have finally reached a routine where I can leave
and he is still snoring and we are all good. Well,
this morning it was pure chaos. So I let the
dog in and as I was doing that, a giant
moth flew into my kitchen and was like buzzing arounder
like like over the last buzzy.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, they like, you know, they like touch the stuff
and they bounce off stuff and it makes like a
weird noise.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
So I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So I had my crackout that you reveal about me,
and I'm trying to like throw the crock at the
moss it right, I'm like, oh my god, he's gonna
kill me. So then finally he got himself into the light,
and I was like, oh, this is my chance. So
I sprayed some windecks in there. Dad, Right, okay, great,
we're good.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And your life's talking doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
But yeah, sure there's no moths around my house got
in my clothes. So I'm like, okay, Well, in all
the commotion I got ready. I'm like, now I'm late.
I got to like get ready, walk out the door,
lock the door. I'm like, oh my god, I didn't pee,
like and I have to pee because I pee like
every thirty minutes, and I have like a forty minute
drive to work.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Like I have to pee.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So I peed in the driveway before I got into.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
The second This is the second time this week that
I've heard about you peeing outside of your home.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Why because I don't want to go back in because
if I open the door again, the dogs are gonna
bark and Mike is gonna wake up. The whole goal
of my morning is to not wake this man up
because I don't want to hear it. And if I knew,
if I went back in, So I had to pee
in the driveway and I thought it was fine, and
then I look over and my neighbor is pulling out
(02:09):
of the driveway. He was in the car, but the
car wasn't started because if it was started, I would
have noticed the headlights.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You're gonna get he was in his car, Like a
public exposure. You're going to show up. Why why is
this man exposing himself in his driveway. It's like, no,
I'm peeing, but why are you peeing? That's your home
right thing.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I do enjoy peeing outside, though, sometimes what is it
about that? I know somebody who with the under the
bus that lives with me. He does that all the time,
and I'm like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Your roommate does it piece outside to side?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Like yeah, bathrooms and there's only two people in this house,
so there's always a bathroom available. Why do you It's
like something in your mind say pee houside.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't have to worry about aiming, and you know
it makes.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Me uncomfortable when I'm outside. I could pee anyway. You
sit down when you pee, though.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When I'm in the house, yeah, because I want to
make sure I am correctly. But I'm outside, I don't
have to worry about aiming, so I could just want
to Hell.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bill I can't even know that mechanic.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Mike, if you're listening, we need the ring footage of this.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know you do.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You don't have I do not do not.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It's already in the community app don't report me.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
There's a sex offender on the street, keeps pulling stuff
out of the driveway. Kids trying to get ready in
the morning. And here's here's mister Jason. He outside.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I understand, yo, yeah, so, I mean I do enjoy
safely outside sometimes, but today was necessity.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Your man is going to be managing, like what is his?
Why is this grass dying over here? The dogs?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The dog dogs on the girls, These girls keep spot.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I did.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Maybe maybe I'm not as manly as I thought I was.
I liked to pee in a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You don't know outside. Where am I going to be
out of the streets of the streets.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
There's nowhere, there's no grass anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Man, No, I go to the bathroom. You don't like
to pee in a lake. You don't like to pee outside.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The thing about the lake, I don't One of the
things I don't like about the lake is you'll be
on the lake and you'll be in the boat driving around,
and then the boat will like stop and everybody jumps
in the water at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Because everyone's peeing. Everyone is peeing on each other at
that moment.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Do you pee in the shower, friend, No, there in
the shower.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I pee, and then I get in the shower and
it's the same drain you're lying. That's discussed. I swear
to you, I don't pay in the shower. Why right
next to the shower.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't need to pee in the shower pean of toilet. Yeah,
because I already peed before I get in the shower.
I do all my business as much possible business as
I possibly can't, and then I get in the shower
to make sure I'm perfectly clean when I get out. No,
I don't pee in a shower. Do you repeat in
the pool? Of course, I pee in the pool.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
What you won't have now, that is you know clear,
that's exactly right. You know, I mean where somewherel and
you're pean in the pool? Noe? Ever, she already peano
me in the lake. It doesn't time we've been in
a lake together. And then I peede on you to
see this, So.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The lakes is why I don't take your lake invitations anymore.
Everybody jumping together. I know what this is about, you freaks,
and that you Jason
Yeah, they talk better than the excited. These are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like we're writing
in our diaries, except we stayed them a loud. We
call him blogs Jason Brown. Yes, the one with nature
Bear Grill's over here, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
So I had a pretty crazy morning in regards to nature. So,
as Fred alluded to, we get up really early. So
I tried to get ready on like Kiki and not
wake my man up.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That is the goal.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
We have finally reached a routine where I can leave
and he is still snoring and we are all good. Well,
this morning it was pure chaos. So I let the
dog in and as I was doing that, a giant
moth flew into my kitchen and was like buzzing arounder
like like over the last buzzy.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, they like, you know, they like touch the stuff
and they bounce off stuff and it makes like a
weird noise.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
So I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So I had my crackout that you reveal about me,
and I'm trying to like throw the crock at the
moss it right, I'm like, oh my god, he's gonna
kill me. So then finally he got himself into the light,
and I was like, oh, this is my chance. So
I sprayed some windecks in there. Dad, Right, okay, great,
we're good.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And your life's talking doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
But yeah, sure there's no moths around my house got
in my clothes. So I'm like, okay, Well, in all
the commotion I got ready. I'm like, now I'm late.
I got to like get ready, walk out the door,
lock the door. I'm like, oh my god, I didn't pee,
like and I have to pee because I pee like
every thirty minutes, and I have like a forty minute
drive to work.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Like I have to pee.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So I peed in the driveway before I got into.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
The second This is the second time this week that
I've heard about you peeing outside of your home.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Why because I don't want to go back in because
if I open the door again, the dogs are gonna
bark and Mike is gonna wake up. The whole goal
of my morning is to not wake this man up
because I don't want to hear it. And if I knew,
if I went back in, So I had to pee
in the driveway and I thought it was fine, and
then I look over and my neighbor is pulling out
(02:09):
of the driveway. He was in the car, but the
car wasn't started because if it was started, I would
have noticed the headlights.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You're gonna get he was in his car, Like a
public exposure. You're going to show up. Why why is
this man exposing himself in his driveway. It's like, no,
I'm peeing, but why are you peeing? That's your home
right thing.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I do enjoy peeing outside, though, sometimes what is it
about that? I know somebody who with the under the
bus that lives with me. He does that all the time,
and I'm like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Your roommate does it piece outside to side?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Like yeah, bathrooms and there's only two people in this house,
so there's always a bathroom available. Why do you It's
like something in your mind say pee houside.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't have to worry about aiming, and you know
it makes.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Me uncomfortable when I'm outside. I could pee anyway. You
sit down when you pee, though.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
When I'm in the house, yeah, because I want to
make sure I am correctly. But I'm outside, I don't
have to worry about aiming, so I could just want
to Hell.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bill I can't even know that mechanic.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Mike, if you're listening, we need the ring footage of this.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know you do.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
You don't have I do not do not.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It's already in the community app don't report me.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
There's a sex offender on the street, keeps pulling stuff
out of the driveway. Kids trying to get ready in
the morning. And here's here's mister Jason. He outside.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I understand, yo, yeah, so, I mean I do enjoy
safely outside sometimes, but today was necessity.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Your man is going to be managing, like what is his?
Why is this grass dying over here? The dogs?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The dog dogs on the girls, These girls keep spot.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I did.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Maybe maybe I'm not as manly as I thought I was.
I liked to pee in a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You don't know outside. Where am I going to be
out of the streets of the streets.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
There's nowhere, there's no grass anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Man, No, I go to the bathroom. You don't like
to pee in a lake. You don't like to pee outside.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The thing about the lake, I don't One of the
things I don't like about the lake is you'll be
on the lake and you'll be in the boat driving around,
and then the boat will like stop and everybody jumps
in the water at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Because everyone's peeing. Everyone is peeing on each other at
that moment.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Do you pee in the shower, friend, No, there in
the shower.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I pee, and then I get in the shower and
it's the same drain you're lying. That's discussed. I swear
to you, I don't pay in the shower. Why right
next to the shower.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't need to pee in the shower pean of toilet. Yeah,
because I already peed before I get in the shower.
I do all my business as much possible business as
I possibly can't, and then I get in the shower
to make sure I'm perfectly clean when I get out. No,
I don't pee in a shower. Do you repeat in
the pool? Of course, I pee in the pool.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
What you won't have now, that is you know clear,
that's exactly right. You know, I mean where somewherel and
you're pean in the pool? Noe? Ever, she already peano
me in the lake. It doesn't time we've been in
a lake together. And then I peede on you to
see this, So.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The lakes is why I don't take your lake invitations anymore.
Everybody jumping together. I know what this is about, you freaks,
and that you Jason
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