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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fresh show is on Case's light. Oh my little
sheet here, you've got you.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You were talking about how you had some some recollection
or some epiphany about how the old Mike the mechanic
was when he bought the house that you live in,
versus what you were doing at that exact same time.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
What led to this epiphany? Please?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
So this is sort of like my party trick when
I'm trying to explain like how my relationship works in
like the creepy ways it is.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I guess it exists.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
So he's fourteen years older than me, and the house
that we currently live in, the house that he bought
is right near in downtown tin Lee, near the roller rink.
And the year he bought this house like working, can't
afforda house, like not in school, like real big boy job. Right,

(00:52):
I'm in junior high being driven to the roller rink
across the streets for our skating party.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Who for the record, Mike did not like court you
in said parking lot.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You waited like twenty years. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
So you're going, yeah, you're thinking back on the age diffrench,
Like you know, when I was going to that roller
skating rink, you were living here with other men.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yes, well, definitely think he was living solo. But hey,
I don't know. I was like twelve, so I don't
know what.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
He was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
But yeah, when he bought his house, I was going
to roller skating parties in sixth grade.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Curious eight three five.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Anyone listening now, if you can id if this resonates
with you, because it's a massive age gap between you
and your significant other. But that's kind of funny to
think about, Like ten years makes a big difference. Yeah,
it's like it with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Like I the last person I dated would have been
in college when I was born.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, he graduated eighth grade when I was born.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, okay, yours is a little not as bad as mine.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
The girl I was talking to would have been he
don't look at me like that.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I'm doing math twenty years older.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Six. There's a whole side conversation going on here. I'm
listening for it, thank you, Literally an entire side.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Conversation going twenty sixteen years Okay, Oh, it's more so
like I'm trying to I'm not good at maths, so
I would have been.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I thought we were just working your math. Want us
to get a coup you were.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Born and she would be getting her driver's license. Yeah right, right,
you get your license in you're sixteen.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, well but basically, yeah, basically, I was like a
senior in high school and when she was born.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh here's the food. You know somebody? Yeah, you know somebody. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I think, what's the largest age differential that you've Jess
and I we're six years apart, I think, okay, yeah, so, but.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I don't know what, Like I.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Graduate high school, she was probably still in middle.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
School, right, yeah, yeah, I guess so, which seems like
a huge gap when you think about it, But then
you know, I was just saying, once you get older,
then it started, I feel like that gap starts to
sort of close in as.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
We went out to dinner with some of his friends,
a couple that are his age, and I was always
like the young one, right because like they're all the
same age. But now they have a kid. So I
was Monday, I was like, well, I'm not the youngest
here anymore because you guys have a kid together.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
How old is Tim?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
He's three years older than me?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, is that the old the biggest age gap? Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yes, I yes, you ever did a younger No, I
don't ever want to date a younger man. But I
have learned recently I am a hit with the older gentleman.
So long. Yeah, you just learned that. I learned actually yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
It doesn't surprise me at all.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah. With some it was some older guys actually looking
for me here in the building.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah, how much older? Like older?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Like they were my good dad maybe grandfather.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did they have a mini fan with no windows? Were
they like did they have zip ties with them? Like?
It was going as badges looking for you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yes, they were a quote on boot looking for you
because they work in ib.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Mary, Yeah they were were looking for you, but not
in the way you think they were on the run.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Hold on, Mary, Hi, good morning, hy, good morning? Are
you hey? Very well? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
You dated somebody twenty years older? How old were you
and how old were they?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
I was twenty four and he was pretty good?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Whoa and he was forty four? Forty four? Because twenty
so twenty four and forty four?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Wow? And how did that? I mean, are you still
with him? How did that go?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now?

Speaker 5 (04:56):
We are actually still friends to this day though, but
we worked together and he would always come in at
where I worked, and he was very good looking, and
we were walking out to the car one day, I
was saying good bye home. My just ran up and
gave him a kiss on the cheek. And that was
kind of it. And it was weird at first because

(05:18):
you know, obviously the age gap. He was five years
younger than my dad.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Parents.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Parents didn't like it very much, you know, because I
was so young, and all his friends are like, oh,
what's it like dating a twenty year old, like, you know,
how is that going?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
But it was, it was, it was.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
It was different than I think. We dated for about
five years until he got engaged to.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
One of my friends.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh okay, who is also around the same age as you.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Now, actually she was about five years younger than him.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh five years younger than you were him?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
No, five years younger than him.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, all right, that's a little more anger. I thought
he wasn't even younger. He's like, no, Mary's not young enough.
You got an eighteen year old up there somewhere. Yeah,
Leonardo DiCaprio style, Oh wow, wow, Mary, thank you. Have
a good day on that. What's going on with our phones?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It sounds like we're like shocking people to with like
tell us the story, better.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Story, more stories.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, we'll have to get someone down there to fix
the wires or something

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