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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A fresh show. This is what's trending, Kiki. Okay, no,
actually i'm not. How's your day so far? It's horrible,
it's horrible.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I think I have an inkling of what you're about
to tell me, and I'm not ready.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
What kind of shirt you have on today? What kind
of graphic takes?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's a dead corpse and it says staying alive. Oh okay,
staying alive. That's what I'm doing at this point. Yeah,
staying alive.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I like it all we can do. Oh, thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I like the whole outfit. Your way looks good today too.
How do you make that van disappear?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You know?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's magic? What can I say?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I've learned a lot about you know, sort of hair
care and magic tricks that you guys do, because there's
a whole getting ready get ready with me seen outside
of the studio each morning. Yeah, out on the porch,
it's it's just makeup products abound, and it's you guys
just preparing yourselves for the radio show where well, I

(00:54):
guess now we have cameras in here so people can
see you. Yeah, but anyway, I just you've never looked better.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, you too, thank you so much, except that the
Senate has passed a ninety five billion dollar aid package
to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan. That's probably not what you're
upset about. Maybe you are, I'm not sure. But it
also included a measure that would see TikTok band in
the US, and it passed overwhelmingly and President Bidens expected
to quickly sign the legislation. So it requires TikTok to

(01:22):
divest from its Chinese own parent company byt Dance, so
they have to sell it or get banned in the US.
Within uh, it was two hundred and sixty days or something,
two hundred and sixty five days.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
So you mean to tell me.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
When they were doing the paperwork and they say, you know,
we need to give money to the other countries. They
need to help people. We need to on their list
of things to worry about. They put TikTok.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Right, ninety five billion dollars. We're giving that away to
several countries who need help with war. And then also,
by the way, let's take away some joy that's crazy,
which is your TikTok.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's how they always do it. They sneak it in.
Why is it all competed, but snuck it in there.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's like, here's the important stuff and then here's the
thing that you know, we don't want people to really
see what we did, but here it is the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Like when they're probably not they read the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Do you read the entire licensing agreement every time you
update your Apple phone, your iPhone, your Apple products?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And those people they didn't read this. They know they
didn't and they don't care about TikTok. Old, yeah, get
out of here, out with the old. Right, we're done
with y'all. Nothing's rest.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
It'll TikTok be around for a while, you think, so,
it'll take in the fire out. They're gonna file injunctions.
They're gonna file.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
We'll look at this guy talking about the junction to
but he said it'll talk be around for file right before.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I mean, you're violating the First Amendment rights pretty much,
that's right, Thank you, counselor.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm really invested in this. My first yea, this is
our mental health? How much from TikTok? Yes, our education?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Like is there a lawyer that can call and are
they really violating our First Amendment rights?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I don't know that they are. They are.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's a private company that has it that they claim.
I'm not saying I agree they claim is a national
security risk. Doesn't that trump your ability to look at
you know, girls and bikinis all day.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
The only reason they.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Know about this whole situation is because they're not making
any money off of it.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's the problem, sir. My outfit details are not a
security risk. Okay, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
If anyone in China speed In sees what I'm ot ding,
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
They can say all the thing. Oh, they're still your information.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
They're stealing this, but so is every other company.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Meta is stealing your information. All these companies are stealing information.
It's not doing any us is not.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Making any money laying down because they'd wait a minute,
lay down.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I'm just saying, I'm laying down watching TikTok's your only fans.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
They're not taking that away, Calein. It'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
All I do is lay Like if they want to
break into my camera and see what I'm doing, I
lay all day. I lay, I do stuff and then
I lay back down and then I get.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Up and do stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You want to crack into my phone, You're not going
to find anything.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Exciting, nothing, nothing surprising thing. No, a couple of memes,
a couple photos of you guys.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Right, But then I get an email because I have
an old AT and T account that got hacked last week.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
My sol secreting numbers out there. Now, Oh what happened? Nothing?
See you know what I'm saying. I've been using that
for years.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
We have At Indiana, Fever guard Caitlin Clark is set
to sign an eight year deal with Nike worth twenty
eight million dollars that includes her own signature shoes. So
for those who were worried about her seventy eight thousand
dollars salary, it's gonna be okay. She earned more than
three million dollars in nil money during her time in
Iowa from State Farm, Gatorade, and Moore, the Fever selected
clerk with the number one overall pick in last week's

(04:35):
w NBA draft, So she's gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Did you see some of the other offers? No, ridiculous
more than Nike.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
No, no, no, Nike was the most, but like Adidas
was like eight years for eight million dollars. Oh, and
then Puma was like, oh, you're not even gonna make
four million dollars. We're not even gonna bother like under
Armour was closed because Steph Curry is involved on Armour.
They were like maybe sixteen milli oh really yeah yeah.
But Adidas was like Nike's biggest rivals, like, hey, we'll

(05:05):
pay you eight years, dude.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Nike doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
They don't care if they lose money on this deal,
which they're not going to, but they don't care if
they lose money on this deal because it's a good look.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Right.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Hey, the woman, she's an amazing payer. Nike's fine, they'll
take the pr It's all good, Okay. So here's some
good news for you, Kiki. The Federal Trade Commission has
narrowly voted to ban nearly all non compete which weren't
legal in.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
This city and TikTok Key.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Well, it didn't matter anyway here, but some places it
didn't matter already. But in the places that it does,
noncompete deals would typically prevent workers from joining competing businesses
or launching ones of their own. The FTC received more
than twenty six thousand public comments on the issue in
the months leading up to yesterday's vote that passed three
to two. The FTC estimates about thirty million people, or
one in five American workers from the minimum wag journeys

(05:54):
to CEOs are bound to non competes. The policy change
would take effect later this year. The Commission says that
could lead to nearly three hundred million dollars in increased
wages per year by encouraging people to swap jobs freely.
All right, now, Muhammad has his take on TikTok. Welcome
to our TikTok round table. Muhammad, go ahead, what do
you want to say?

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Good morning? How are you doing? My friend?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Hey, I can't do everybody, I can't wait. Give me
your take, all right.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
I just heard about you guys talking about the ninety
five billion dollars they're giving away to Israelis, to Ukraine,
Japan and all.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
That, and you play the we're worried about what you are?

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Right?

Speaker 7 (06:34):
They are worried about TikTok more than they are worried
about the economy, about the immigration, about all that stuff.
They are worried about something that's not even I don't
even know why they even.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Voted on it, to be honest with you, I don't
even know why YEP said it does and it does
violate all, right, amendments and all that, but it does
violate it here here. If they want to ban TikTok,
they can band Instagram, right, they can ban.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
All that American company. Not gonna do that.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Hey, Mohammed, what are your what are your qualifications for
these opinions?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'm just curious.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
I'm a Palestinian, Okay, okay?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Is you qualified enough for me? Sure?

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Alright? And the only reason and I listen to you
guys show a lot. I've been looking you guys for
the past three months, and I really respect what you
guys do and all that stuff. And I really love
y'all show because you guys like opening people minds a lot.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
But the only reason, the only reason they want to
bend TikTok, because if you go on the news, like,
as example, did you hear about those three hundred people
they found engraves in in Gaza?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Well you heard about that is not even on the news. Yeah, Well,
it's gonna tell us something. It's also going to tell
us what Kaitlin's wearing to her day or Friday night too. Mohammad,
thank you a.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Good day, We thank you for calling.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's why moan just for you, Mohammad, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Now, that's why he wants TikTok's something about attraction.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I think that's what he said, Like, oh, no.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Listen, whatever you want, Mohammed, as long as you're listening.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Honestly, I want you to know about Gaza. But really
he wants to know what you're wearing on Friday. That's
that's what he's worried.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
As long as he listens, he could tell me whatever
he wants.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Welcome to the thirteen, bro. I don't know who you replaced,
but somebody must have moved it well or something.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
He's saying all the right stuff. And we'n the TikTok.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
By the way, while we're at it, you can join
us on the TikTok on the t t the Fred Show.
TikTok is where to go? Yeah well well, I mean wow,
well we still have it.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
You may as well. And Terminator.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
It's the first ever flamethrower wielding robot dog.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Why are we talking about that in the Senate?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
This is concerning It's a remotely controlled thirty foot long
stream of fire that comes from this robodog that you
can purchase for ninety four hundred dollars. It's able to
deliver on demand fire anywhere.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
WHOA.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
It's operated by a first person view controller, a popular
drone control concept that's gained notoriety in Ukraine guiding deadly
drones from both sides into targets. Wow, okay, I didn't
know we needed this. A flame throwing robot dog named Therminator.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
That's what that yerkiki's court person needs for their neighbor,
you know, Cheryl.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, that's not right. Trying to gofund me right now.
Ninety four hundred bucks. All.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
It's going to take a National Bucket List Day, Stop
Food Waste Day, National Pigs in a Blanket Day, and
National Administrative Professionals Day today as well

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