Waiting By The Phone: The Wi-Fi Password (Dirty Version)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I've ever been left waiting by the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's the Fred Show. Logan, good morning, Welcome to the show.
How are you. I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Things.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
What's going on with this woman? Emma?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
We got to know everything? Tell us how you met,
about any dates that you've been on. Where things are now? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
So so we met at Bardia weekend and uh, and
she was really cool, like we we we started chatting.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I had a real good connection.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I thought, uh, and so you know, I asked her, hey,
you want to uh, you.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Want to get you a drink?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
And we keep hanging out and she's totally down for that.
We're totally vibing. But then towards the end of the day,
her energy just totally shifted. And I don't and I
don't know why. Like everything was, everything seemed to be
going fine. I didn't say anything weird, you know, And
so I've been like texting and and she hasn't gotten
back to me. So I just I want to know

(00:54):
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
All right, So it's all going well.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Something happened though where you felt that something change in
her demeanor, but you don't know what it is. And
then you haven't been able to get a hold of
her since you've been trying to ask her out for
another day, but she won't respond to you.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, and I don't remember anything until if we were
even drinking that much, but like I don't remember, like
if something happened, so.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
All right, Well, let's call her now. Good luck Logan.
Hi is this Emma? I am a good morning. My
name is Fred. I'm calling from the Fred's Show, the
morning radio show. I have to tell you the whole
crew is here and we are on the radio right now,

(01:36):
and I would need your permission to continue with the call.
Can we chat for a couple of minutes on the air.
Oh sure, well, thank you very much. I'm not sure
you've heard this before, but it's called waiting by the phone.
We're calling on behalf of a guy named Logan says,
you met you on hands recently and you guys went out.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Do you remember this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Can you remember Logan?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
So he told I said, he was really excited to
meet you, he was into you. He thought the date
went well. He said, something changed, you know, in the
energy on the date, but he didn't think much of
it at the time, And now he can't get a
hold of you.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
So what's going on?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
M Yeah, everything wants going fine. And then you know,
Logan and I went bar hopping and we were in
between bars and they actually I had to go to
the bathroom, and so he said, oh, we can stop
at my house and we're really close, and like we
ended up going to his house and hanging out there

(02:33):
for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
My cell phone signal was pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
And so like I asked him for his Wi Fi password,
and like, honestly, that's when like the ick moment came.
Why why Well, okay, the name for his WiFi is I.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Love Boobies one. I mean I love was already taken.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah he's got that one. Then that's original. I mean
what his neighbor already loves movies? Now you love movies one?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean I love movies too.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Honestly, what was FBI surveillance then taken? I mean okay,
so that was I Love Movies one with his Wi Fi? Okay,
I mean that's okay kind of, but yeah, what's the
baz word?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Password? Is anal sixty nine?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Are using the A or the symbols? What are you doing?
You gotta be safe. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You gotta you gotta make sure it can't be asked.
You got to use that amper sand or the an
of the apps, the app.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Wow, okay, hey Logan, Logan, did you ever expect to
have guests over ever?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Hold on, Emma, I'm sorry I forgot to mention that
Logan is here too. I was so forgetful, but I was.
I was just curious if your friend Logan here ever
thought he'd have to give that password out to anybody.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I mean, yeah, it's just like it's a joke. I mean,
I made it a long time ago, but you know,
it's just like it's stupid, right, It's just a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean, well, you'll never forget it. I know that. Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Mean you're gonna have a nasty ass password like that.
Why don't you do the thing where you share the
password without anybody ever see again?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I mean, come on, man, you a code real quick?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like what happens when your mom comes over once they
use the Wi Fi?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Do you explain that one to her? You know, I
just type it in for her. I'm sure you do.
I'm sure you do. Were you always? Emma?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Was he all embarrassed to tell you this or did
he just blurt it out like it was no big deal.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Oh no, he was laughing, he was having time, and
I was so super turned.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Off by it. Wow.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I thought it was just like so immature, like I
don't know, I mean I literally was just so turned off.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, So you would just qualify this guy for his
WiFi passwords.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
I mean, I love boobies. I could have he can
get a pass with that. But you talked about ain't
no sixty six like you didn't even this is the
first date. So I mean, I feel like you're trying
to check my temperature and see if I'm.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Down with his wife, But you are to know what was.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
She going to do?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
So oh I like that too, you know, yeah, what
he was doing. I mean, but it's on like it
just starts us. Yeah, it's like that's what you're playing
on it. So he could tell.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Yeah, you know, like you connected, you want to try it? Like, no, that's.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
They don't know about its close strength WiFi over.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
My clothes. Oh my god, that five gy reach girl.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I mean, I get the immature part of this, but look, Emma,
really though, I mean, let's let's just say that he
was just being silly and he didn't think he was
going to have to tell you, and he did. Ha ha.
I mean, you're not going to get this a new chance.
I mean, it is kind of silly. It's immature, for sure,
but it's also kind of silly.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, I don't know. It just honestly turned me out,
so about like, I'm no longer interested.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You know, I wonder what his guest WiFi is worried about.
That should have given her that one. Logan, Man, I
don't know. I might.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I might have an alternate, you know, to give to
your you know, friends that come over, so you don't
have to explain to you know, Mema what Anal sixty
nine sixteen is all about.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I mean, I don't think I have to explain to
Mema what that is the best.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
But like Yoma.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Right as the one that's got I love movies, you
know me.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Mema, the one that inspired all of this, I'm concerned
about the whole family. Now, Okay, Logan, she's not going
to be interested in another date, and I can't help
you with this one. I'm sorry, but I wish you
guys both the best of luck and thank you for
your time.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, thank you