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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fresh Show. This is what's trending. Okay, he
can't Yo, you got schooled by the insurn.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I mean you, I got X for this. I came
in here and you want to do sports.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I shouldn't get that text message either. Your pick six
and eight?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
She got six, Well, yeah, you got six right, you
got a wrong Bellahamen.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
On the other hand, ten.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
And four, Yeah, watches football religiously wants to right.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
So I just thought you were good at everything. Pardon me.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I mean, look at the first week when I feel, yeah,
you're like nine and.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I love you.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
One day you're a Bear's head coach.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know that I'm gonna like eber fus.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm not gonna fire you like but yeah, and then
with just two more games tonight, so we'll see what happened.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
She could go twelve and four. Very impressive. Mm hmm.
I found your weakness.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
That's Jasons, I don't know, well.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Not even his no anyway. All right, well that's the result,
so we'll see what happens tonight. This is the season
where I feel like and I realized people give me
gifts too, But this is I feel like, way more
money goes out than comes back. Oh way, more money
goes out that comes back again. People are very generous,
but I just like, everywhere I turn, I gotta give
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this person a gift, and that person a gift and
this person.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, no, I don't even mean like mom and dad.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I mean like, uh, you know, if you'll try to
be thoughtful of other people in your life who you
run into. I got a slick one yesterday. This was
this was pretty slick. Actually, I gotta say, for some reason,
I get a Sunday paper I don't know. In fact,
I've tried to cancel it. I actually cancel it. I
canceled it. I think it was a gift. Originally it
was someone said, yeah, because I like to read the
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paper on Sunday. I don't know why, and it's impossible
to find. I like the way it smells, but.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The comics and everything not.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, No, that's I'm a grown up. No, I'm a
grown ass man. So no, And so I think I
canceled it because I don't talk to the person who
gave me the gift anymore. So I was like, I
don't there's a reason for this person to be because
it was like a subscription. So they were paying for it.
I guess it still shows up though. So on my
little like in front of my door was a newspaper
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and then on top of that was like a little
card in an open envelope, a big envelope. So I
take it and I read it, and the card inside
was it was kind of like perpendicular, so it wasn't
like the card was not supposed to go in this envelope.
It was like in a bigger envelope. So I opened
it and it was like happy Holidays from your newspaper
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deliver person. And then I turned the envelope over and
it's the newspaper delivered person's address, self addressed envelope. Hell yeah,
so that was I supposed for me to put some
money in it, and I thought that was pretty slick.
My god, now again, it's gotta be like a venmo like, No,
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that would have been That probably would have been a
good idea too. And I realized, you know, they work hard,
and I'm sure they would like a gift, but I
can't remember the last time I promided someone to give
me a gift, Like if I wanted to give them,
I know they're going to be there every Sunday. Couldn't
I just leave them some money exactly where they're going
to be on my doorstep and say, you know, for
the newspaper person, and that because you don't ever see
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this person, you know, because they come very very early
in the morning. But yeah, I thought that was that
was pretty good, And I wonder how often it works.
People feel guilty, you know, they're like, oh God, this
person's expecting a gift, and they put something in there.
But this is that time of year where like everybody
in your life you're supposed to give them. We've done
the list before and I always say, it's like, here's
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the proper etiquette on who in your life you're supposed
to give for the holidays. And my thing is, if
you have all these people in your life, then you
can afford to give them. But it was like, you're
supposed to give the newspaper person. You're supposed to give
the mail person. You're supposed to give the garbage person,
you're supposed to everybody the law, you're supposed to lawn person,
anyone who you hire, you're supposed to like give them
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something for the holidays. And again, these are all people
who work very hard, and it's a nice thing if
you're able to do it, but it's very expensive, right, yes, yes,
and so this is why this comes at a perfect time.
The Mega Million's jackpot is seven hundred and forty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So I'm just gonna go ahead and win.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
That real quick, real quick, Like, just go buy a
ticket and win, and then everybody can have a present,
the new favorite person can have a present. You know,
it'll be fine. So no Mega Million's jackpot winning ticket
was sold for Friday's drawing, meaning that the prize is
close to reaching record levels. The new jackpot seven hundred
and forty million dollars for the next drawing coming tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So there you go.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm just gonna win that real quick, and then everything
will be fine and everyone can have a present and
I won't feel uh, I won't feel stressed about it.
But yeah, it's it's just a lot. It's a lot
this time of year.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It is.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
And then your nephews are asking for wild things.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's it's out of control.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yes, I want to know eight five five three five.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
What is the most ridiculous thing that a child in
your life is asking for?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
What is on that?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And these kids are getting very creative, very smart. It's
a new era of gift giving and kind of wish listing,
and it's very smart. Like I know parents whose kids
submit to them. I've heard about PowerPoint presentations. I've also
heard about they'll send the list with the Amazon link
right there.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Smart. All you got to do is click on it.
That's what my sister did for my niece.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
She send me like three things with the links to
the website, all from the same store. Boom boom, boom,
bye bye bye. Send to my house in Arizona, where
it's going to be Boom boom boom, done exactly. I
shopped for Polly in four point seven seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Unbelievable. I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
What what is it that your nephews? What is the
age and what is the most ridiculous thing they're asking for?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
So this is my fifteen year old nephew, Sean. He
sent screenshots of the things that he would like, and
it's very alarming because there's nothing on this list that's
less than three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
He was nice enough he selected two pairs of shoes.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
He was nice enough to give us two options Rick
Owens shoes, which the first pair is seven hundred and
fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, he won seven hundred dollars shoes.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yes, and then does he know who Frick Owens?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I'm like, I don't know who is Rick?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
What the hell is Rick doing for seven hundred dollars
jumbo boots like that?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Where are you walking to get him some nice chucks?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
H those are expensive conference shucks. Get him some nice
Chucks for sixty bucks. You'll be very happy.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So that was the first pair of rick Owens. That
is our first option.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Our second option was the rick Owens Geo basket high
high pitch black milk boot. And that one is fifteen
hundred dollars. Oh yeah, fifteen.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Serious.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
He is dead serious. For screen shots.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
He would like pants that are one hundred and fifty
five dollars. He wants a hoodie that is three hundred
and sixty six dollars. And I just think it is
wild Beau High school, Yes, high school, and they all,
they which all. So it's like, do we not let
him have it when everybody else has it?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
They're gonna make fun of me if I don't have it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
If you don't have fifteen hundred dollars shoes, that means
that your your feet won't get cut off and you
won't get robbed, so that'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Get a job.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I just feel so sorry for the parents of teenagers
out here, Like I'm praying with you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's real.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Sixteen hundred dollars fifteen. I was offended by seven sixty
and then he doubled it. Yes, damn, but I get
that job at KFC Homie Man Holiday.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
No, he said, I better get another job.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That's right, T go back.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
My girlfraid.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
My girlfriend's fourth grade brother wants a PS five with
three games.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
My thirteen year old cousin wants versace k oh. My
sister created a whole PDF document that included everything she
wanted for Christmas in order, with prices, links, and pictures.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Hey, look that's smart. Create yourself a little registry. I
like it. I like it. You gotta.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Hey, if you want to be really savvy about it,
then make there's got to be something online where you
can make it so that once you to purchase it disappears,
so that all that's lasted the last minute is the
expensive stuff exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
One of my nephews is eighties are old texts. One
of my nephews eight years old requests going to PlayStation
five and an Xbox one with a VR headset and
on Nintendo Switch, because he has all those things at
his dad's house, but he also needs them at his
mom's house.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I remember that game.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I remember that game in the very short period of
time after my parents got divorced and we went back
and forth. Oh yeah, I got to play them up
for one another. My mom didn't fall for it. Now
my father Disneyland dad over here, who wasn't doing jack.
It was like, I need this, okay, sure, okay, I
need it. I need this okay, yeah, because he did,
he felt.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know if narcissistican field guild, but but anyway,
I got a lot of stuff out it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I want my parents to divorce so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I wanted them to get a divorce.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I could do that, like go to two houses. I know,
it's it's not great.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It wasn't great. It actually still affects me years later,
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I really wanted I got to go to another place.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I remember that there were kids whose parents were divorced
and they did it so seamlessly, like their parents got long.
And then they also had like it was like joint custody,
so they had like one week here, one week there,
and they had like a full set of clothes over here,
and a full thing and a full dist and a
full that. So they could just they could just hop
into car and go. It was like a summerhouse. No,
you know, they could just hop in and then everything
was ready over there for them. And then no, no, no,
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I get right. I had to pack a bag every
time and cry bachelor.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So like, imagine I didn't have products over there.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You take your own part and pains, right, survival kid
a bottle of water? Right? Yeah, anyway, sorry, never mind
you hear you hear what's happening here? Probably you didn't.
You didn't really want your parents to get divorced.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It's just tell me to stuff. I was like, oh
that seems fun.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Take you gonna buy me anything?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
My stepdad?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, affect you years later?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, fourteen year old nothing under eighty bucks. I mean
just going on and on A sewing machine for a kid?
How his essays?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
A sewing machine?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yes see, I like that.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's really make your own clothes.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Actually wants a puppet like a ventriloquist dummy. Oh no,
that's honest. That's his number one thing on his list.
I don't know where it came from. It's like, I
want a puppet. I'm like, what do you mean a puppet?
Like He's like, I want to be like this, and
I'm like, like a Mayornet puppet with the strings.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
He's like, no, a puppet would talk great. I'm like,
I hear you saying.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
He's like specific, I want like a like a Jack Skellington.
I'm like, if I know Jack Skellington's puppet, It's like what, yeah,
so yeah, that's a that's a That's our search right
now is trying to find a puppet.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
And then you have to pretend.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
You have to pretend like he's a ventil quist. You're
in a ventrilli quist. But obviously he doesn't know how
to do that, because no, he.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Was to do more like like muppet stock. You know
what I'm saying, where you're hiding behind the table and
come up. Yeah, like I said, Sesame Street over here,
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Drones.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
We're still talking about drones being reported over to nuclear
plants in New Jersey and briefly grounded flights at a
small airport on Friday. They're being seen flying over Salem
and Hope Creek nuclear gathering stations. A spokesperson for the
utility company said that they've contacted the appropriate authorities, but
they didn't say who made the reports.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
This has been going on for a few days now.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Drones ciding on Friday led to a temporary shutdown of
another airport, the Stewart Airport, which is in New York.
It's a military and public airport located in New Windsor,
New York. Reports of drones flying over New Jersey have
continued to pour in, with lawmakers demanding answers and action
from the federal government. The FBI and the US Department
of Homeland Security have pushed back the accuracy of many reports,
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suggesting that they were likely manned aircrafts. But there are
pictures all over TikTok and all the Internet of these
massive swarms of drones, and no one knows what.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Someone knows. They're just not telling us why. They never do,
they never do.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
You may not like President Trump and or soon to
be President Trump or again President Trump, but he is
doing something you might like. He wants to end daylight
saving Time once and for all, so the whole spring
forward fall back thing. If he gets his way, though,
we'll spend the entire year in one place. He posted
on social media over the weekend that they will use
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the party will use its best efforts to eliminate daylight
Saving Time because it's inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
So, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I guess we just get used to one. It never changes.
I grew up in Arizona Mountain time. It never changed.
Everyone else around has changed. We never changed. Oh yeah,
I never understood it. And then I went to college
in Texas. I'm like, we do what?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I don't know either way.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
An hour ago, it's for the farmers, though, fam isn't
that relevant for you?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
My crops always grew. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
We got controversy today, guys in the script's national spelling
b oh oh, they're being criticized for using an alternate
spelling of women. Now, so they, I guess, released an
approved list of study words for third graders. I guess
you can go on there and you can get all
the words they could possibly ask you, and then you
could study them and memorize them or whatever else and
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One of the words that has drawn the most attention
is the fema excuse me, the feminist alternative spelling of
women instead of wom or women in this case, wom
e n. It's wom y n that's going to be
the appropriate spelling. According to the Merriam Webster Dictionary website,
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wom y n is used in some feminist context, so
it can emit the men. Ending the alternate spelling has
cause all kinds of controversy. Now, but I don't know
if the other one's not going to be accepted anymore.
You have to spell it womy. And now if you
want to win the spelling be and TikTokers, What would
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what's trending be without a food story? TikTokers are now
marinating gummy bears in sprite and then freezing them to
create a treat with a smooth, icy consistency.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
What do we think about this? Nine million views on
this video?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Something so satisfying in my brain about these little pops.
So the recipe involves submerging the hairbo I Guess it
has to be specifically hairbo I Guess brand gummy bears
in a container filled with the soda, and then refrigerating
them overnight. The liquid is then dumped out and the
bears are placed on a plate and slapped in the
freezer for two or three hours. The final product is
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not only bigger, but a major contrast to the normal
chewy mouthfeel.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh what are we gonna find out?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
The we're gonna find out there's something like chemically bad
about this causes some a high or something. But anyway,
and this is the big food trend now, I mean,
this is the least so far. I would say this
is probably the least dangerous thing from TikTok that I've
seen in the last week or so. This is better
than like the you know, I don't know the plane
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story last week, drink motor oil or whatever else other
sort of stuff. Oh yeah, the plane thing where you
get your ass kicked and then you get banned flying
ever again.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, that was that one.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
That was the sit in someone else's assigned seat on
the plane and refused to leave. God was was the
TikTok trend from Friday, which is a sure fire away
to make sure that you can drive for the holidays
and never fly again. It's National Chocolate Covered Anything Day,
and it's Barbie and Barney Backlash Day, a day for
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parents to turn off their kids annoying cartoons.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yes, so you can have to be those two specifically. Okay,
really coming for your blue No man was so good.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
You guys.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I learned that Bluey was a girl, not that I
didn't know that. I thought one of them was a boy.
And I was crying,