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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
If I have a ghost poop, I like, I'm so
proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That is the weren't talking about it? She's for clemps.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I get no, no, when you look down, there's nothing there,
but you.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Know you did work. Fred Show is on. Yeah, hey morning,
good morning to you too. Yeah. BELLA thought that would
be a good one. So you know what one? Oh
yeah yeah. Bell is the curator of the audio around here.
She is, she's good at it. But girl, I don't
know about that.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh was that?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean it's relatable. I suppose it is easy. I
forgot about that. You know that everybody has gooes food. Yeah,
it's that. I'm proud of them, Like I don't know that.
I necessarily literally know if I know what it is.
Let me look.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
No, you should be proud. That's the one that you're
eating so much fiber. It's not even there. It just
goes straight where it's supposed to go down, but there's nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's the perfect texture everything to where.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You don't need to cut up anything. But I've read,
I've read what you're supposed to be looking for. You're
supposed to be able to see it to know it's
not supposed to disappear.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm talking about when you wipe and there's nothing on
the teepee.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I thought you were talking about the kind when it's
like it's not there. That's me I'm talking about. She's
talking about something different.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Okay, you never did that goes poop when you poop
and then you look and there's nothing there because it
already went down without flushing. You've never had that, don't.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
So you have to look it up. It's the same
term for a healthy bottle movement that leaves no residue
on the toilet paper, were in the toilet bowl as well,
formed and passes easily.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It looks good. No, no, wait a minute, I am
proud of that. Yeah, my understanding was what Paulina was.
I was going by what she was saying. What is
that called? Then when the poop's not there? But you
know you went where did it go? It went down
the drain. I don't think that's a sign of anything.
That's a missile, right, that's that's a whole different thing.
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I don't believe.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I wondered why you reacted that way. Every time I
talked about them, I was like, no, friend, I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So happy because you were talking about two different things.
And I'm like, well, I thought I knew what it was,
but then whatever. But no, and then it's like, but
you can't see it. I'm like no, but you got
to be able to because I read these things. I'm
an old person now and I read these things all
the time about what you're supposed to be looking for,
you know, because I want to make sure that, like,
my insides aren't you know, like gone. Yes, I want
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to make sure my insides aren't gone.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Whenever I do that and there's nothing on the TP,
then you're that's how.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Because I'm looking for things like this now because I'm
concerned about hydration. You know, these are the kind of
things I didn't worry about ten years ago. Yes, sir, hydration,
you know, diet these are this is so I was
confused the whole time. Life's come letcha fast see how
people are texting that they thought it was a whole
bunch of different things. I'm not going to I'm not
going to explain what they thought it was like. We're
not going to get into this issues. Well, we looked
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it up. The more you know, the more I know.
This is a public service performed by The Fred Show.
Good Morning, It's Wednesday, November nineteenth. This is why you
listen because you just never know, and I didn't know.
Hi Kalim, Hello, Hi Jason Browy, Pauline, Ay, what I do.
I'm gonna look up the science of what you're talking
about because I don't know how that. I've never had
a poop where you looking, It's not even there, no more.
(03:41):
Not if I didn't flush, where did it go?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Took it?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I thought it was so powerful that.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I just went already down, so powerful, it was so
five delicious that it just went out.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh boy, oh my god. Kiki, Yeah, how are you doing?
I'm normal? Yeah? Regular, right, I'm regular. I'm so glad
we figured this out.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
How to poop like that because I got.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay, the Paulina Show, everyone honestly listen to that. I
would listen to that. In fact, I'm gonna take off
on vacation earlier you guys. Just take it away, guys,
but I'm not going to. Actually, I'll start tomorrow with
my vacation because I already got up. Mary here exactly Torpedo
Torpedo turn she's experiencing. You guys are gross seven fifty
(04:34):
in the show Down to Tie would share a new
waiting by the phone Game show Wednesday, Kiki Karaoke that's
gonna beat Paulina. The Entertainer Report blogs and headlines this hour,
what are you working on? Okay?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Two pop stars saying they may never tour again, so
nine one one emergency on that. Also, Hines is rolling
out something for friends fans. Paulina, You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I want to make an official just proclamation right now
on this show because every day now in our little
cheap with ideas for the show, it's Fred's birthday ideas,
it's Paulina saying, so what are you into these days? Fred?
Because that's her. That's your way of asking what to
get someone for their birthday? What are he into these days?
And you asked me yesterday the day before, and then
(05:14):
you put it on the sheet both times. And I
said to you, and I mean this, I don't want
anything for my birthday. I don't. I don't And that's
not when people people say that. And like my mom
says that, she doesn't mean it, Like I, what was
it for her birthday? I'm like, Mom, what do you want?
She I don't want anything. Just some shoes are a purse. Right, oh,
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justin you don't want it? Nothing big? Oh no, that
was I did nothing big. You don't have to give
me anything, nothing big. Just some shoes are a purse. Okay,
Well she knows I don't. I don't scamp on that.
So that is something big. So that wasn't helpful.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
We need your list I needs by Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I don't need one more thing. I don't need one
more thing. I got too much crap. I got all
kinds of crap. I don't need anything. Okay, So an experience.
What do you want? Where do you want to go?
What do you want to do? Come on now, I
want to go. I want to go to the digital detox?
Can you send me to that at the summer camp?
And we go and uh, and there are no phones
and I'm allowed to go. I think in this business
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we call it rehab, but like I would go there too, actually,
depending on how nice it is. What's the diet? Like,
what do you get to do? Do you have to
like exercise and stuff? Because I don't want to do that?
Do I have to sit around and like cry because
that's going to be hard for me to do. But
is it more of like a vacation, you know, like
kickback and buy the pool, manicures and pedicures and then
a facial And then every now and again they ask
how I'm feeling, Like, now that's you need a girl's trip.
(06:35):
Then well fine, I'd like a girl's trip. I'm good
with that. Yeah, just ask me occasionally how I'm feeling.
But bring me a drink. What's your Amazon cart? Nothing like?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
What is like?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What did you click on last.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
That you were?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
What's this? I want? Nothing like you, guys, I'm not
doing I'm not messing with you. Make a donation to something.
I don't care. I don't need one thing you can
dominate to me make a donation to Kiki's wedding fun
in my honor. For my birthday, make a donation to
the jaw Rule Fund for Kiki's wedding. I put it on.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Instagram and people said some very interesting suggestions for your birthday.
Somebody I'd like to hear, I should buy you a dog.
I considered that. Yeah, oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
They said I should buy you I got a little
choked up there. I wanted to give you a puppy.
If you come in here with a dog, you know
I love a dog. But no, it is time. It
is time that like I had a visual reaction to
having to care for something like, no, I'll help rescue them,
but I don't need I don't not yet. Somebody said
I should buy you a wife. Get buy me a
(07:38):
Well that's where we're at at this point. Is it
might It might take purchasing one.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Uh huh, somebody said some keiky t's. I thought that
was a great investment.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, I like it. Yeah, well, you know I do
have one in the collection, so I suppose I could
know how many are there now? I think like seven.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Oh okay, so I'm six short. Yeah, so maybe we'll
get you the collection. But you know, let's let's stop
the games.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Like, what do you want? I don't know why, you guys,
I don't need more crap. I don't. I just don't.
I don't need anything. Y'all are very generous people, y'all.
Save your money? What restaurants do you like to save
your money? Save your money? You know, Paulina, We don't
have to know more skits and games and lies. We
don't have to do it anymore. Hey, Fred, what are
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you into these days?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Really, what are you into?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What what's on your mind these days? Let's change it
up a little bit. What are you thinking about? I
mean they sleep? Okay, let's start there. I know a store.
It's not a spot treatment because you seem like you
want to rest. Oh, someone say, give me legos. Yeah
that's funny. They are relaxing. But but you said you're
like on the outs with legos. Yeah, well we're not
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on the outs per se. Like, it's just I don't
I don't know people, I have issues with legos, you know, issues?
What did this start?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, no, it's just first of all, I'm grown up,
so I don't know if I should be. Second of all,
Like I need a bigger space to have the legos
out of the way because the legos in the process
of putting them together, it's like there's stuff everywhere and
it's kind of a mess. I don't like that. Like
I'd like to be able to, you know, have my
little Lego area if I ever won the Mega millions
to have a Lego room, Like I'd have a Christmas
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tree room that we just wheel the Christmas tree into.
We'd have a Lego room, so there's a place for that,
you know what I mean. With a nice ergonomic chair
and yeah, I'm starting to sell like a pepon now
in my retirement. When you come see me in Sun City,
you know, that's what I'll have. I'll have a Lego
room with a nice ergonomic chair and I'll just put
stuff together. But people don't realize, like it's very it's
very it's mindless, Like I can't think about anything else
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when I'm doing that, because if I mess up a step,
then the whole then I wint up actually more stress
than I was before I started. So it's very it's
a nice mindless activity. That's good. I don't know what
other people, what do you do for mindlessness scroll on TikTok. Yeah,
it's I don't think that counts. I'm sending you to
the digital deep, you know what, because your birthday's coming up,
and I'm saying it's the same day and I'm going
(10:00):
to send you on a digital detox. I probably wouldn't
mind it right now in my life. Do you think
you could really do it? Honestly? Like if if I
send you an actual place and they put your phone
in one of those bags fairy day bag whatever they
call it, where they seal it and you can't get
to it, and they literally said for one week, you
cannot have it for a week. That's crazy. Well, how
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long do you think this is going to last? To
be a fat like a day like I rehab? Is
that a day I was thinking about?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
A day?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I think I think by the end of the week,
you'd realize that you were okay like that you didn't
need the phone as much. I think I think you would.
I don't know. I think the first couple of days
would be really hard. You'd had the shakes that really would,
you'd be wondering you have you'd have you'd have torpedo
turns left and right, you wouldn't know what to do.
And then if you haven't been listening for ten minutes,
(10:49):
then you don't know what I'm talking about, and you
think I'm gross go back rewind. No, you'd be fine,
you have a fright. But then I think you'd realize, like, Okay,
there's a freedom here. No one's emailing me, asked me
to do anything. No one's emailing me. Because that's the
other thing, you know, with all the upside of like
the stuff you can scroll and the stuff you can see,
there's an accessibility where people expect you to be available
(11:10):
all the time. That's the truth. My newest pet peeve.
And I think I figured out why yesterday. But my
newest pet peeve is people putting stuff on my calendar
without asking me if I can do it. Now, I
think now you got to realize I've said earlier, I
said earlier in the week, like I don't I'm not
big on all these all this office tech, Like I don't,
(11:31):
I don't know about all this like because again, this
is not a traditional job, Like we don't have a
lot of teams meetings or make decks, or we don't
have sales force. We don't have people in whatever, so
I don't really know how this all works. I'm assuming
that people putting stuff on my calendar can see my calendar.
Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah, you can see like not what's on your calendar,
but you can see what's blocked out as busy or
what's blocked out is open.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And see I don't since we don't really work in
nine to five, I don't really do that, Like I
don't necessarily have stuff on the calend, Like I know
what I have to do, but it's not necessarily on
there for everybody to see. So I guess I know
why they're doing that or why they think they can
do that. It's because it's open. But like maybe I
need to set the thing to where like you can't
put any I'm busy after ten am unless you.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Call me right, just block out every day from like
ten to five. But then that's on my personal calendar too,
isn't it?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
And then that's going to bother mecause then it looks
like I guess is my favorite days are the days
when I look at the day and I don't have
that many little boxes on there. That means the day
is mine, So I don't want to make a bunch
of fake boxes on there just so that people won't
put stuff on it.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Right, one day.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No responsibilities, Oh a day with nothing in the calendar, Yes,
look at another from you all. But like if I'm okay,
if I work a normal job and I know that
we work, we start at four in the morning. If
I'm going to put something on someone's calendar at two o'clock,
I might call them and say, hey, I'm going to
put the you free it too, like cause I know you.
(13:00):
I know you've worked you with your different hours, four
hours before I even woke up. I know you were
at the radio station, but like, hey, are you good
at too? But no, people just put it on there,
and I think they're just used to being able to
do that, And it drives me crazy because I'm like,
you didn't ask me. But I guess in the real
world you don't have to ask people. You can just
do it, right. I think everyone should X you know,
I think that would that's just common courtesy. Only times
(13:20):
I do a little freud.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
I put stuff on your calendar, but I know when
you're going to be here when you're not.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
But like usually you'll say, hey, this is coming or whatever, right,
and you also have never put something like hey I
need you back here at three, you know, and I'm
like it's happening, Like it's just it's not happening.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah, or like if the person doesn't respond. There are
some people here that would never answer any emails. So
that's why I just throw stuff on their calendars. I'm like, okay,
we'll talk about it then, right, since you want to
dodge me.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But it finally last night I was like, oh, that's
why people do that, because I'm like, how the audacity
of all these people they just put stuff on there
and they just assume. And then I was going off.
It was something else in another city, and I was
telling Trevor Or Boss there the Other'm like, well, these
people have the audacity they and I realized, like, yeah,
I guess they just they see it's open, so they
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take it. Don't like how do you and and and
how do you know? I don't have anything to do?
So now I guess I gotta put everything on my
calendar so I look super busy, so no one makes
me do anything. Yep, But he's in my head, why
are you really doing anything?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Though?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I gotta sas website looking at the new collection. Okay,
that takes me several hours. I we had just asked
me if I want a mattress for my birthday. A
mattress help us with our budget. Though we can't promise
of mattress. I can't promise where it comes from. But
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if you see me driving down the street, the mattress
the top of my car, it's tied.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The mattress I have I got for free because I
was doing commercials for mattress for him. I'm available for
new commercials by the way, for mattresses if you want,
because I think it might be time for anybody. It's
a friend show. I'm sleepy all the time. We'll get you.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
There's an intent in mine and I've already flipped it
and flapped it every way I could because I still
on the side sue.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But somehow what I think because mine was like gazillion dollars,
I didn't pay for it. That's why I can say
that I would never brag about the price of my mattress,
except I didn't pay for it. They were like, you
have to have this one. Does it go up like
a hospital bag? It has the adjustable base. Yeah, I
don't use that, but it has I had to have
that too. No, I'm telling you the guy, this is
exactly what happened. This is a bunch of years ago.
They're like, heyre do commercials for a mattress firm, Like okay,
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And so I go to the place. They're like, all right,
well I got all these mattresses and they made me
go there and just show me everything. And then they're
like you can have one of these two. And I
was like, how much are these things? Like what about
these over here? Like you're not paying for it, it
doesn't matter, Like you gotta get one of the two
highest ones because because I want people to come in
here and be like, I want the one that friend's
real raving about. And then I want to show them
(15:53):
a fifteen thousand dollars mattress and be like there it is,
you know. And then if we sell them a seven
thousand dollar mattress in great, you know. But if you
sleep on the thousand dollars mattress and everyone comes in here,
they're gonna buy that, well we're not gonna make any money.
But it's explains to me now why there's never anyone
in a mattress store. Anytime I ever drive by or
go into one, there's never anybody in one, because I
(16:13):
guess at one time a day. You sell one mattress
a day, you're set because it's so expensive. So we'll
move on from the mass. So don't find me a mattress.
I'm all set with that, but I probably time for
a new one soon. So hellos, um they find me pillows.
Please help you know, we're going to get you something.
I don't want to think. What did we cover? We
covered ghost poops, we covered my birthday, we covered digital detos,
(16:35):
we covered calendars. Yes, the calendar thing drives me crazy.
And then someone texted Fred, if you don't want people
adding things to your calendar without you knowing, then don't
get married. I don't even know. I didn't even know
that I had a calendar until I get married.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I think that's probably true. I hear I hear about
that sometimes where it's like, oh man, thank god, we
got the weekend free. Oh no, we don't. We're going
to this, and we're going to that, and I'm sure
when you add the kids, it's that and this and
that and the other thing. Yeah, Timmy damn Timmy, he
had had a birthday a minute ago. Why aren't we
going to Red's show? Is on Fred's Biggest Stories of
the Day. It would makes sense now, like it hit
(17:09):
me last night. That's why people are putting stuff on
my calendar. But we're gonna fix that. I don't know.
I'm gonna talk to somebody, somebody, Get get Greg or
Karen or slav or somebody, Get somebody, because we're gonna
give me somebody, anybody, and we're gonna change it. We're
gonna change my working hours. If you'd like to have him,
if you would like to have a brainstorm with me,
you're welcome to have it at four forty five am,
(17:31):
which is the same as your ten thirty am. No
one will ever schedule anything. It'll be great. It's a
good idea, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Sure, Like honestly, if you'd like to schedule meeting with me,
you can between four thirty and then whatever, ten thirty,
well eleven or whatever that is, seven eight hours. You
can have whatever you want there, you go.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
On the air.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, you want to have a brain slap, we'll have
it right here. You might think a little bit about
your ideas, you might think a little harder about how
you spend time. If it's gonna be on the air,
that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna have all my
meetings now on the air because people will not waste
time with that. No, think about it. Think about all
the meetings that everybody listening and all of us and
(18:18):
everyone listening can relate to this. Think about all the
meetings you go to that are simply a way to
occupy time because someone's looking to see if you're working,
especially if you have that monitoring stuff like we have
around here where all the people are being looked at,
all the salespeople are being monitored to see how many
meetings and how many calls, and how many emails and
how many So of course they're putting a bunch of
(18:38):
emails and or our bunch of things on the schedule
because look how busy I am. I would do And
then you got we got we gotta get one of
those mouse things move, so it looks like you're just
either you're having a seizu or you're really busy.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
And if you attend the meeting, it's fine to attend.
But everybody doesn't have to say something, Oh yeah, like
can we stop that?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You know, you're on things as I love just sitting there,
like if you really.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Don't need anything to add, just shut up, because a
lot of people want to raise their hand just to talk,
just to let you.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Know, shut up.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh yeah that one we were in.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, that lasted like three hours and then someone asked
a question that they knew the answer to, just to
like be like I'm.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
One more, one more thing, like you really don't have
anything to say, shut up. It was like how do
I do radio from someone who's been doing it for
thirty years?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Like I.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Was on a Big Wigs call the other day and
nobody could. I think they locked it so like other
people couldn't talk because it was like that it was
like a presentation. Yeah they don't want it. I had
to go to a green room, you know, and then
like a digital green room and be admitted, oh yeah
there was yeah it was a run of show. Yeah
well no, it was fine. But like that, but you
(19:46):
could you could be in the chat, right, So it
was like the two hundred, you know, highest ranking people
in our iHeart military whatever it is, and but like
a few people would drop commentary in the chat, and
you could just tell like this is their way of
being seen. I'm here, you know, and I didn't know
who any of them were, but that may have been
(20:06):
the point, because it's like if if Alan in uh
in uh, you know, El Paso, if he drops in
a comment like, hey, really love that commentary, and then
I'm like, well, who's Alan, and then Alan, Alan's in
El Paso. I don't know Alan. Then I'm on his LinkedIn.
Oh it looks like Alan. He enjoys pickleball on the weekends.
(20:28):
We maybe we should get Alan out of there and
get it. Maybe Alan should be somewhere else, somewhere bigger,
move him to Tampa.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
My theory about the big bosses, they don't want to
be talked to, Like I'm sure they're so sick of
everybody just like trying to piss their butts all the time.
Like I feel like they just want someone to shoot
the spit with them, you know, like talk normal. I
feel like everyone's like running up to them trying to
like be positive and hey, and they probably exhausted from that.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Like silence is okay. Sometimes I'm a big I can't
remember what I said we had we had a our
big chairman here. If you remember that thing we had
to go to was a few months ago, that that
list thing, Yeah, the day club day club with it
with Yeah. And I said something to him because I
know the guy, and I said something to him in
front of a bunch of other people, and everyone just
(21:13):
looked at me like I cannot believe you just said
that to him, and he smiled. And because it's like
a running thing between us, I said about how Richie
was or something or net Worth, I said something about
net Worth and he just looked at me and smiled
like it's fun because I mean, that's just whatever, and
everyone was I can't believe. Like later it was like
that was really, I can't believe you said that. I'm like,
(21:33):
you can't. You can't mean really like I don't. I mean,
he I wasn't. It wasn't defensive. It's like, I mean,
I know him, I know what I can say and
what I can't say. But like maybe he would appreciate
it if you would just treat him like you right,
Like it's no secret. You know he knows he's rich, right, right, right.
(21:55):
I'm just saying like I don't know as long as
you're respectful. I think you're right, Caitlin. I think some
of these people would just like, can we just being regular,
relaxed seconds anyway. I hope things work out for Alan,
or was it Alan? We got to get him out
of there, man, get him, move him up, put him in.
He wrote a very nice comment about what I said,
and he was inspired. Put him in New York, put
(22:16):
him in charge, make him the CEO. I don't know.
Allan needs Allan needs. I think that's what people think
is going to happen. Sometimes it is that easy, not
gonna lie, you know what I mean? Some people, yeah,
a corporate environment, and hey, if it works, great, But
it's just like that was a really excellent point that
you made, and it's like, who is this? You know,
(22:42):
like it wasn't a good but it was a stupid
I said, a stupid you know, that's how it goes.
So did we do this dat every year right around
this time? And I mean, it is what it is,
I guess. But the American Automobile Association project projects they
Alan and Paso, they projected He's gonna be taken over
(23:02):
for me soon. If I can't use words properly. It's
a hard word to say. Apparently, projects projects eighty one
point eight million Americans will travel at least fifty miles
from home during Thanksgiving, up from about one point six
million last year. That can't be right, up one point
six million. I'm like, from one point six to eighty
(23:22):
one million. A lot of people decided to see family
this year. But every year we do this stund about
how many people are gonna fly and how many people
are gonna drive, And it's like, but does it change anything? Like,
if you've got to go to your family's house, you
have to. I mean, you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
To do it. So like I'm just staying home this
year because everybody else is out.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It looks like, right, right exactly, Well, I'm sorry, Yeah,
I'm just gonna sit. I mean, I can see the
temptation to be like forget about it, Like it's not
worth it, I don't need it, especially with all the
stuff going on with the flights and you know, catching
up from the government shutdown. I can totally see why
people would be like, forget it. I'm not. I just don't. Yeah,
it's gonna take me hours and hours and hours to
get to an already stressful thing. So I'm gonna be
(23:58):
stressed before I come to the stressful thing. Only for
people to ask me for a week when I'm getting
married and having kids, which is what happens every year,
and the answer is the same, and it has been
for forty four years. Never The US Senate passed to
Builder will require the Department of Justice to release any
remaining files related to the deceased convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Okay,
(24:21):
that's my one political story of the quarter. There it is,
And I'll tell you what. It's either going to be
a bombshell and then some people will be mad. It's
either going to be nothing and then people are going
to say that stuff was taken out. No one's ever
going to be happy with this. I've been saying to
this forever. No one's ever going to be happy with this.
So nothing can be redacted. Like I guess right, that's
(24:42):
my thing. It's like, after all this time, it's going
to be people saying that there's nothing in there. Well,
then they took stuff out, and then if there's stuff
in there, then it's not real. I don't. I just don't.
I don't. I think of all the things that we're
worried about right now, there are other things that are
so much more important because I don't think anyone's ever
really going to buy. That's just my personal opinion, which
(25:04):
is really not political. It's just I don't know. I
don't even think I've been a bullet, Okay, you know
what I mean? Like, what's in this? If it's not
like just crazy, then I'm going to be like, well,
then they protected people here, right, A solid gold fully
functional toilet which was a satirical reference to I'm not
even sure what it was from an artist. That's twenty
(25:25):
one million dollars on Tuesday night, and an auction a
fully gold functional toilet twelve point one million dollars. Now.
The toilet, which is famous for ghost poops, was made
by an artist named Mauricio Catalan. This is the pro
well you'll know his work. This is the provocative Italian
(25:46):
artist known for taping a banana to a wall that
was sold I think for I don't know, millions of
dollars as well. Do you remember this guy taped to
banana to the wall and no one else could come
up with that, I guess, but as an eighteen gold
eighteen carrot gold work twelve million dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Doesn't Trump have those? Or are they just painted gold?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't know. I don't know if there's solid gold.
I don't know what you do with this. I mean,
I guess you put on display. I don't think you
use it. Not sure if you're hard of hearing, and
I am. Actually a lot of people don't know that.
I'm deaf in my left ear, and I have been
since I was four years old. Viagra is the answer. Apparently. Oh,
I don't think it's from my kind of hearing loss
because mine's permanent. But apparently viagra, known for treating erectile dysfunction,
(26:31):
may help reverse one specific type of inherited hearing loss.
A new study found that mutations in a particular gene
that cause hearing loss by disrupting a key pathway involving
amino acids in the hair cells in your ear. I mean,
it gets very specific here, I guess can be altered
(26:51):
by taking viagra. Using fruit flies, scientists tested two treatments
that viagra and then other suplements both improved hearing ability
in the flies, suggesting the pathway could be targeted in humans.
This doesn't immediately mean that viagra will be prescribed for
hearing laws. It opens the door to new treatments for
a condition long considered irreversible. So if you see biagra
(27:15):
in a guy's house, he's just trying to improve his hearing.
That's all it is. That's all it is. He's not
there's nothing else going on there. Maybe I'll do it.
I'll be like, guys, it's just it's simply see if
I can hear better in my left ear, is that
the right one? No?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Aren't you curious? I feel like if I was a guy,
I would be so curious.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I guess it's one of those things where I don't
need it yet I will, I'm sure, but I don't
need it. So I don't want to take it because
I'm afraid something is going to happen like that, you know,
like it'll never go down or something you know, like right,
and so here I am messing around with this thing
that I don't need. It's the same with the with
the uh ozepic. Like I bet you, I bet you,
at some point in my life we're probably not far away,
(27:53):
you know where. That's going to be the path I take.
But right now, I'll go out and you know, injure
myself running around and you know, hurt my back and
try and do it the old fashioned way. But because
I don't want to do anything I don't need to
do until I need to do it. Yeah, but I
feel like I'll be on that train soon and go
ahead and get me the viagra. Because what's the worst
(28:13):
it happens, You know, either my hearing gets better or
my social life gets better, or I wind up walking
around like in baggy pants. All It's like, I can
hear you great, but just I got to wear these
baggy pants right exactly. A ten year old boy drove
himself home from elementary school after getting into a fight
with his mom, so his mom went into the school
(28:33):
to drop off paperwork. After they got in this fight,
he jumped in the front seat of the car. He
nearly struck another car and hit a curb before driving
himself home. When officers got to the house, the vehicle
was parked inside the garage. They said the boy was
unharmed and was inside the home with his dad. He
won't face any charges because he's too young to be
held criminally responsible. But yeah, yeah, he said, forget this, sorry, mom.
(28:58):
I'm running away.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Did you ever run away?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
I would pack my bag and I would They're like
a goofy, I would yeah, I'm it would always be.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Like bye, let go. Yeah, I would too. There were
a couple of times I packed my bag and then
it was like, you know, seven o'clock at night's dark,
and I'm like, I'm you know, I'm nine years old.
I'm like, I'm going to my grandparents' house, which was
eight miles away, and I'd just start walking and then
my mom make okay, and then you know, then they'd
follow me for a little while down the street. Oh yeah,
(29:29):
but I never followed me. No, she followed me down
the street. Oh yeah, I love her. Oh yeah, that's amazing. Yeah,
and try and talk. You know, Well, you unpacked my bags, right,
you can go. I'll drop you off. Where do you
want to go? And A Swedish man said that his
kids inspired him to stuff eighty one matches up his
nostrils to earn a Guinness World Record title in the process.
(29:52):
This guy's name is Martin. It's allan from El Paso.
He told Guinness World Records that his children were enamored
by the latest edition of the organization book and told
him it would be so cool if he broke a
record of his own. He nabbed the record for the
most matches held in his nose, which stood at sixty eight,
but he put eighty one up there. He ended up
taking the record, Like, I don't know how that was
the one that he picked. And I also I wondered,
(30:14):
like does your not still go back after that? Does
it return to normal eighty one? And like what if
one goes too far?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
It's a National Education Support Professionals Day. Shout out to
all of our teachers and support professionals. We love all
of you, Yes, mainly because you listen the longest, but
also because you're doing amazing work. And it's National Play
Monopoly Day, which is a great game. I do like Monopoly.
Has anybody ever finished the game of Monopoly? Have we
ever gotten to the point at Monopoly where you're like
you won? Caitlyn's Entertainment Report he's on The Fresh Show.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Arianna Grande says her upcoming Eternal Sunshine Tour could be
her last as a pop star. I have never heard
seen you whip your head at mean best I know
I was to tell you to brace yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But I figured you had seen it because you saw
of all the topics that we've just got so far
in the first hour of the show, that's the one
that really blew you away. I know.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
So it's not for sure, but she was on Amy
Poehler's Good Hanging podcast and said, while she is excited
to do that small run of shows next year, she said,
I think it might not happen again for.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
A long, long, long long time, So I'm going to
give it my all.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I think that's why I'm doing it, because I'm like, oh,
one last hurrah for now.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh well, yeah, that's so sad, though, you gotta go.
I have to leave now to breathe. Yeah, but I
also need to go to the show.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, you need to go to the show. I mean,
she's in her she's in her acting theater back. I
think she found her. I think she's a theater kind
of heart, and I think she found her people. And
she's in love with Cynthia Ribo.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Their life together right and be happy in the sun.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
One of them wants to pull up a U haul
and then just climb all over each other, and she
just be one of.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Those things that were like like, uh, like Elton John
went on fourteen retirement tours, you know, I mean like
for twenty years he toured as It's Home for the
final time. But not really, I think this is just
a way to generate appeal to what she does decide
to do other things.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I think it's how she actually feels in the moment.
But I don't think it will be her last tour.
But I do think she's gonna take a really long break.
I don't think she aligns with being a pop star anymore.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
No, not anymore, which makes me scared for the tour
because I'm like, girl, I need you to be like
yeah with your like give me your ponytail fighter. We
can't even see you because the light dart on, Like
that's what I need you think she.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I think she's I think she's stuck in that care
Yes she does. She thinks that she's a fairy. Whatever
she's doing in that movie here she really hitch Witch.
But yeah, she was a fairy. She is that character.
She certainly is. I mean, you can only do so
much well, so that's like and I don't think people
realize how much time and energy goes into touring. Yeah,
(33:04):
I mean it probably took a year plus for I
mean more for probably more for Taylor to conceptualize the
RAS tour and then figure it out. And then it
took you know, you're talking about all kinds of travel,
and everyone thinks it's so easy because well, she's Taylor
Swift and she got private jets and she's rich. But
I mean there was kind of a feed of nature
for her to be doing three three four hour shows
(33:27):
a week in different parts of the world. I mean,
it's a big son. I don't know. Maybe if you're
on a grande it's like, I can't do it all,
and I can't do it all well, so I'm going
to focus on one thing.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, And she's in the Meet the Parents sequel to
two coming up, so many more acting roles, I don't know.
In similar news, Selena Gomez said she's unsure if she'll
ever perform at an award show or on tour. Same reaction. Nope, okay, no,
you can't get rid of that time, Jason said, next right,
she said, and I'm not going to say that I
never would again, because who knows. I'm always saying that
(33:58):
I'll never And then I'm back, so I'm full aware
of my tendencies. So tough day for pop music and
Jason for the first story, and this one is for
my friends fans.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
So, Paulina, this.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Is you in the room. Heines is rolling out a
limited addition leftover gravy squeezable bottle in the name of
post Thanksgiving leftovers a la Arman ross. You remember he
had the moist Maker.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
You remember that?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yes, So this kit is sold at Walmart only, and
it includes a twelve ounce star of Heines homestyle turkey
gravy in like a squeeze bottle, and then a recipe
card inspired by the iconic Sorry Moistmaker sandwich from Friends.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
And what that is is he takes all the leftovers.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Okay, he makes a sandwich, which like is the best
thing to do, but he takes a piece of bread
and he soaks it in gravy and puts it in
the sandwich, and he brought it to work and he
wrote his name on it, and someone stole his sandwich
from the workfridge, and that led to his mental breakdown
and he had to go on medication, in which I
understand that I get and more every day when you're
(35:02):
looking forward to leftovers and they're gone.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
It's very upsetting. That's not a terrible idea, except I
think you would need to eat it right away. Yeah,
I don't think that's it. That's not a I'm gonna
dip the gravy because that's a nice way to sort
of because the gravy is gonna go everywhere. But maybe
if you dip the bread and then it absorbs it
and then you get the gravy taste. But then when
it's not as messy. But that's not a a I
do this and then pack it and take it. That's
(35:26):
not and I know that's not the point of the debate,
but that's not a travel sandwich. No, that's not thinking
it gonna work. Yeah, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, but I do understand being excited for food and
then it's not there and really.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well, and as you know, one of the greatest thrills
in life is opening the fridge only to realize there's
something there that you forgot about, like you know, like
and I don't mean after days, I mean, oh man,
I'm hungry. I open the fridge and it's like, oh,
from lest it's right there, yes, you know, and then
you get to eat it, but you didn't realize that
it was there because you forgot maybe because you came
(36:00):
home late and put it in the fridge. Like I
don't know, at such a man that's living it really is.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Speaking of little things, if you want to go on
our YouTube, you know, up us our views on their
Fred Show radio and then the Freds Show on demand
on the free iHeart radio app.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
And how many things they're measuring us on? And I
got the thing on the iHeart app called highlights. Oh yes,
that's just one more thing that they're measuring us on.
And then we have to do what is it?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
Well, now they can watch us on the iHeart Radio app.
So not only can't you stream the show catch up
on the podcast in the iHeart Radio app, you can
also see like we've made it, like this has been
we made it to the big league. Maybe you can
see us any just what it like to make it
the big league.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yes, not everybody can be seen on the iHeart Radio app.
But the fridge. Okay, that's true. It was really cool
that we're chosen. Yeah no, and not he was. I'm
just insisted. And one more thing I have to add
to my spiel that you have to do for us.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Well, while you're there, you know, catching up on the show,
you will see the videos and there might be something
that you can't see anywhere else.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Right, which is great, which you should do. But then
don't think that means that you don't have to go
to the tiicto huck, and uh don't the YouTube and
the Facebook don't. And yeah, don't don't think that that
it's is just one more thing.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
All right, we should have spend most of your time
on the iHeart Radio app. That's really where I.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Need you to be, okay, all right, Well, Kiki is
in charge of all that, so then you need to
tell me which one we need to tell them is
most important.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
That iHeartRadio app. Okay, but then also, yeah, why you're
there listen stream make us pre sick?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Okay, good, I just it's hard for me to know
which thing we're supposed to do the most of. Now
we should bullet point it for them all the things
that we need them to do if they would like
us to continue to tell you to.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Check off your check listen your chores, right, you know
you knows another call on my schedule, Like Jesus, what
I got to tell them.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
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Speaker 2 (38:35):
Plaque calin no because Colleena just said he doesn't like moist, right,
and that one doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I know about there's a lot of people, but black
like I don't like that. I don't like moist, Okay,
I don't like. I'm trying to think what other words
I don't like. I don't like that, I mean I like, Yeah,
I don't like that word. I don't like that word.
I don't know why. It seems like I don't know
what it is about that word. It just seems like
(39:01):
I don't know, maybe maybe underwear. I don't know any
kind of like. No, I don't like that word either.
I don't know. I just don't like it. It's just
sort of a weird I don't know why it's a
weird word to me, but it's a weird word to me.
It's just like, I'll stop it right now. You don't
like it either, No, I've never liked it.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah, when you put the two together, oh I get okay,
all right, that's a good days.
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All right, it's I'm sorry here. I've been for thirty second.
I've been tap dancing around that. And then let's just
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That's all it says. I means, like boy this is
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he's got a four?
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No?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Got for ten in the last two games, like very
good players. We'll see what happens. Waiting by the phone
is new and next why does somebody get ghosted? We'll
do blogs in just a second, and the Entertainment Report
this hour and we're commercial free the next to forty
five minutes. No commercials. What are you working on?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
K We need to talk about the singer David and
that whole case because I feel like it went away
and we need to get to the bottom of it together.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
So let's talk about it. That's coming up. They talk
them buck, Yeah, they talk better than they sit. Tell me.
These are the radio blogs on the Fresh like writeing
in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We call
them blogs. Kaylin go, thank you, dear blog.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
So a couple of weeks ago, I talked about how
I was a little bit nervous to get my very
first mammogram as Paulina would call it mammogram, as I
would call it and the thirteen is so sweet because
ever since then they have been asking like did you go?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
How did it go?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Other people just sharing their stories like I was scared
to go and I went and YadA YadA. So yesterday
it was the big day. I got my very first.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Mammogram and you're alive today, I'm alive to tell the tale.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Okay. So first of all, no, absolutely no shade to
anyone whose experience was hard or painful. For me, it
was like, eh, eh, you know, it was not bad
at all. Now what I will say is to my
tiny booby girls, I can understand why that would be
(42:45):
painful because they do need to get a decent amount
of meat.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
To put on the table.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, so flatten out and they flatten you both ways.
So it wasn't super painful for me. Uncomfortable maybe a
little bit. Now. The funniest part for me personally is
that you and the tech doing it get very it's
very romantic experience, very intimate.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yes, it's very intimate because.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
You do it one by one, yabo by yabo, and
each time you have to turn towards her face and
she has to get really close to you, so you're
basically nose to nose with.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
This woman or man.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
If a man is doing your mammogram and then they're
fondling you, and it's it's just something that you never
really thought you'd experience. I've never felt more like a
cow being milked ever in my life.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
But what was funny is okay.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
So first of all, I don't have this is like
how my brain works. I don't have anxiety about the
results like I do, but I have more anxiety about
whether or not I did it wrong because you can't
wear deodorant, I guess, because I guess the aluminum shows
up in the scan sometimes. So I got there and
there were two sets of wipes, and she was like,
wipe off your deodorant and then come on in. But
(43:57):
I used both sets of wipes, and apparently the second
set was to like re make your armpit smell good
after you wipe your deodorant off.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
And when I told the tech that, she's like, oh no,
and I'm.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Like, oh no, did I mess it up? So she
had to run and check this scan.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
It was fine.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Now.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
My favorite part of the whole experience was it was
both my aunt and my uncle's birthdays yesterday. My mom
has two sisters, so it was one of her sister's
birthdays and then one of her other sister's husband's birthday,
if you can follow that. So I texted my first
aunt and I said, hey, happy birthday, celebrating by getting
my first mammogram. She was like, no way, I'm going
(44:32):
today too, Like what a birthday. I'm like scheduled a
different birthday.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Okay, So what are the adds?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
My uncle, I jokingly said, because this kind of family
we have, I said, I'm also celebrating you by getting
my first mammogram, and he said, your aunt's getting one
later too, but just not at the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
And I said, what the hell? This is why I
need therapy. Why am I uncle talk to me like this?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I I was like, bro, thank you. So shout out
to my haunt, Cindy. Hopefully you had a fun night.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Do you do the thing when uh where you're like
asking the tech like, hey, so how's it look? You know,
because like they're not supposed to tell you, but you
know they know something because they do them all day.
Like I've had ultrasounds done before and it's like I
don't know, I feel like they's they're like honing in
on certain areas more, and it's like, hey, so how's
(45:20):
it looking, you know, and they can't tell you what
they're doing or what they see because they're not doctors.
And I guess only the doctors can you know accurately.
I don't know. I look, I think these nurses and
these texts know a lot more than they're telling you.
But before liability or insurance or whatever it is, a
doctor has to be doing type. So she's like, every
time I've had something like that done, I'm like, hey,
we're looking good, you know, like a best you've ever seen.
(45:43):
You can kind of make jokes about it, and they're
like a ha ha ha, but they can't tell you.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
So she did need to redo my smaller one of
the two because that's why it's harder to get those
ones because there's not as much meat.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
So she needed to redo it.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
So I was like, oh no, but I did find
myself and this is something I do in like awkward situations.
I was doing like deaf comedy jam with her and
like for her, it's like another day, like she's not uncomfortable,
but I think for me in uncomfortable situations, like I
was making a lot of jokes and like, you know,
you should take me out for I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Like she was like, okay, just stop, like I don't know.
It's probably because she's heard a lot of the routine before,
you know.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
It's like, yeah, I'm about to kiss her and she
her hands are on my breast.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
So actually, I don't know what you were worried about it, right,
But you guys you did it. Though you did it.
I did it, you did it.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I waited four years, but you guys do not. It
is not a big deal. It may hurt is very quick, though,
Please go get them done. That's the only reason I
wanted to talk about it is because if just one
person gets it done, then.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I'll feel happy about it.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
So get your yabos checked.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Just a little red.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
After Marius said killing my texted to me, your skin
is so soft while holding my booby exciting Ever been
left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Shell. Hey Charlie,
good morning, welcome to the program. How are you I'm
doing okay? How about you doing? All right? Man? What's
going on with this this woman? Megan? We got to
(47:09):
know how you met about any dates you've been on?
And then you know, why do you think you're being ghosted?
Speaker 9 (47:14):
Honestly, I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Man.
Speaker 9 (47:16):
You know, I've been listening for a long time and
I never thought i'd be I'd be, you know, waiting
on the phone until now.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Right. Well, they never do, do they. I mean, you
never think it's gonna happen to you until it does.
But you go on this day with this woman, who,
I mean, how did you meet? Give me all the background?
How you mad about any dates you've been on? Like
I gotta know everything?
Speaker 10 (47:39):
Well, you know, we met on Riyah.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
I went out.
Speaker 10 (47:43):
I took her to a Michelin restaurant. We had a
really nice dinner. We also had some very nice you
know cocktails. I mean, she seemed like she was enjoying everything.
She was enjoying herself. I thought she was very impressed.
And honestly, I have no idea why she's ghosting me.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Now your fancy look at you, Raya. I can't even
get on Raya mich and then and then I can't
get into a Michelin star restaurant either, Like, no part
of this date could I be? Could I pull off?
But you Charlie, you did, You did all of this,
and yet the date happened, and you've reached out since
the date, I assume, and she hasn't responded to you
in any way.
Speaker 10 (48:20):
Hasn't responded, just hasn't responded to any of my texts,
and just completely ghosted me. And I mean, I thought
we both had had a fabulous time.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I mean, nobody owes you anything but a Michelin restaurant.
I mean that's a little spendy, you know, like I
would think, I don't know, I would think that maybe
she'd call you back, at least text you again, give
another shot. I mean, people have done much less and
gotten much more. But all right, let's call this woman Meghan.
We're gonna play song comeback. We'll call her, you'll be
on the phone. We'll ask these questions on your Behalf
of the hope, as always, is that we can straighten
(48:51):
this out and set you guys up one another date
that we paid for. Sound good that Charlie, I was
called Meghan. You guys's met on Riah, which is a
very fancy, very exclusive dating app, and you went out.
You took it to a fancy restaurant, a Michelin starred restaurant,
which is a big deal, and you felt like the
date was very successful and you put your best foot forward,
(49:12):
but you have not heard from her since the date,
and you want to know why. All right, let's call
her now, good luck.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Hi is this Meghan?
Speaker 4 (49:28):
Hi yesterday?
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Hi Megan, good morning. My name is Fred. I'm calling
from the Fred's Show, the Morning radio Show, and I
have to tell you that we are on the radio
right now and I would need your permission to continue
with the call. Can we chat for a little bit
on the show. You can hang up anytime. Oh okay, yeah, sure, Well,
thank you very much. We're calling on behalf of a
guy named Charlie who reached out to us says that
he met you on Riah and you guys went on
a date recently. Do you remember him?
Speaker 6 (49:52):
Yeah, yeah, we Didny on Riah and he took me
out on a nice, fancy date, like two very extensive
places that we went to, once for cocktails and one
for dinner. And I was expecting that for him to
take me to these very extensive places.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
On the first date, but I did appreciate it, and.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
I was also surprised how he seemed to be pretty
down to earth for someone who clearly has money. But
then when we finished dinner, everything changed and took a
very negative turn.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Well, by the way, thanks for doing my job for me, Brough,
Like I didn't have to ask any questions. Okay, she's
like me, she's just an overshare. Yeah, no, I like it, Like,
thanks for sharing. So but what, of course I have
to ask, Like what was the negative turn? Like what happened?
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Okay, so after he paid the bill, which you know,
I appreciated him paying for us, but when we were
getting ready to leave and to end the date, he
offered to pay me to go home with him.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Wait, okay, uh hm, but this wasn't that kind of
this wasn't that kind of arrangement like this, this was
a romantic date, right, like where everyone was going on
their own will, like nobody was being compensated, right.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 6 (51:23):
Supposed to be just you know, a normal romantic day
where we would see if we were interested in see
each other more in the future.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
But yeah, at the end, it just got so weird
when he.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
He literally offered to pay me one thousand.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Dollars with him.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
Oh oh, that's the whole different kind of arrangement, different website.
Bro Let me let me bring Charlie in. I'm very confused.
I forgot to mention that Charlie is here. I'm very forgetful.
I'm sorry about that. Charlie. You left out the art
where you you try to exchange money for adult interaction
when this was a platonic well not platonic, but this
(52:07):
was a willing romantic date. This wasn't that kind of thing.
Speaker 9 (52:12):
Well, I mean, I really didn't see anything wrong. I
thought she would have taken it as a compliment. Obviously,
I'm very interested.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
But can't you be interested without paying her?
Speaker 6 (52:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Can't you like, don't you want to be interested without
paying her? Like, don't wouldn't you rather that she, I
don't know, willingly agree to something like that, or maybe
you just go on another date or another date and
see what happens organically, Like I don't think you can't
buy everything and everybody.
Speaker 9 (52:37):
Well, you know, I wanted to secure the deal, like
this isn't a.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Real estate transaction, Like what is this? You do you
back cat all the time? Yeah, like.
Speaker 11 (52:49):
That's clearly worked before. I mean, right, it sounds like
this is what this is like this is what he does.
But there's a time and a place for that, like
there's an actual event. I mean, like you there are
places where you can from what I understand, there are
places you can go and you just do that kind
of exchange.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
That's not the average person, you understand. I know what
I want. Yeah, but don't you want her to want
you to for something other than money? Like that would
be my problem with this. I don't care. You do
whatever you want, Like if you want to go pay
people for whatever, that's fine me, Like I would not.
I wouldn't like that kind of exchange. Like I want
people to believe it or not. I want people to
(53:27):
actually be there because they like me, not because I
can buy them something or give them money. But it's
kind of offensive, dude, Like it's not a compliment. It's
like it's like she's for sale and she's not, and
most people aren't.
Speaker 6 (53:38):
Well, I I was extremely insulted, Charlie. I was really
insulted because I am not a.
Speaker 4 (53:44):
Hor so I don't appreciate being treated like one.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Well, I apologize for that.
Speaker 9 (53:51):
I mean, there're no shapeway or form was I trying
to do that. I was just simply trying to express
how interested.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
I was in you. But can you not express your
interest without money? Like, can't you say I like you,
I'd like to see you again and see what happened.
I mean, this is crazy. You could have maybe gotten
there for free, right, I.
Speaker 9 (54:10):
Mean, I guess, But in my mind, it was an
incentive to secure the deal, like I said earlier, and
show her that I was serious and really interested about her.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
I was willing to do that.
Speaker 9 (54:24):
I mean, I don't see anything wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
You were willing to pay her for adult intimate interaction. No,
I think I really feel like that's not I mean,
it sounds like you're trying to secure a property or
a contract or a business deal or something, and this
is a human being and this is like most people
don't respond to that.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
That's not what I'm used to.
Speaker 9 (54:46):
So, I mean, I thought that we were getting along,
and I thought for her would have been a compliment, like, oh, really, like,
this guy's that interested in me. I didn't think it
was going to be offensive or that she would take
it as a It was just kind of my way
of showing my appreciation and how interested I was in Eric.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
But Charlie, what you're saying to Megan is here's money.
Obviously you'll do what I want if I give you money.
And I don't think that's a compliment. I see. I
mean you're trying to say, because you would spend money,
that she should somehow be complimented. But what you're saying
is that she can be bought, and most people don't
want to feel that way.
Speaker 9 (55:23):
I think most people say that, but they feel differently.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Well, it sounds like in your experience, maybe you should
have taken the money, Meghan, and it has been like
thanks and left. I mean, you know, I'll think about it.
Speaker 6 (55:33):
I mean I did not want his money with that
kind of intention and energy coming from him.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yea, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (55:41):
Like I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. So obviously,
like I said, I'm not a p and I'm also
not looking for a sugar daddy. If you thought that
this is what this was, because you know it's really not.
Speaker 4 (55:53):
That's not why I was on the rya app.
Speaker 6 (55:55):
I'm actually looking for a real serious relationship.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Well that's what I'm not.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
It's nonsense.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
You've got those sugar daddy websites, you've got seeking a range,
and there are places you can go for this, dude,
like if you just want an exchange of things. But
it sounds like this works for you. How much times
have you done this.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
A lot?
Speaker 1 (56:16):
Does the price change per woman or is it you know,
always a.
Speaker 9 (56:20):
G Well, no, I just I guess it depends on
how interested I am.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
And then oh boy, yeah, I don't know, Megan. I
don't blame you. This is I don't think most people.
You know. Again, again, there are people who are down
for this, and they're advertising their services places. And yet
right now, right right, exactly all right, I'll ask the
question because I have to. I know the answer. But Megan,
would you like to go out with Charlie again? He'll
(56:44):
pay you a thousand dollars?
Speaker 6 (56:45):
No, I am definitely not going to go out with
him again after he treated me like this and is
just acting like nothing happened, like it's not a big
deal that he offered to pay me for sex.
Speaker 4 (56:57):
It's super disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (56:59):
So no, I'll go to five. If you want five thousand,
you'll go to five thousand twelve In this economy, right,
so we're not learning anything. Oh my god, do you
like God? I'm listening. I'm listening I've done a lot
worse for less. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.
Oh wow, all right, you're not. Yeah, we have what
(57:20):
y'all that's nasty, our dignity in this room. Okay, okay, y'all.
But for ten call me. We got a wedding coming up,
so you know, the price goes up a little bit.
Yeah you want John Rod? Yes, all right, Look it's
not going to work out. Charlie, Meghan, thank you for
your time. Good luck to you, Charlie. Best of luck
(57:41):
out there, man. Thank you. Entertainment report is on the
Fread show.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
As you know, singer David real name David Anthony Burke
is at the center of that investigation regarding the body
of fifteen year old celestreave Us after it was discovered
wrapped in plasi inside of the truck trunk. I should
say of a tesla registered to him. And I think
about this a lot, this case, because I'm like, what
(58:09):
are we doing? Like I hope that we're making headway.
And even though law enforcement sources say that he is
now being eyed as a suspect, no arrests have been made,
and I'm like, I just hope that they're working on it.
One source even claims during the investigation that it revealed
that around spring of twenty twenty five, so this year,
he took a trip in the middle of the night
(58:30):
to a remote area in Santa Barbara and he stayed
there for several hours.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
I mean, I just I hope that they're working hard
for this poor family who lost their daughter. They also
said that they found farm tools possibly capable of disposing
a body. Like I said, they searched his house, nothing
was found. He started putting homes in his family names,
So I just I don't know. I hope that they
(58:57):
don't forget about her and what's going on with that.
But that is the latest. And they do say that
they're treating it as a homicide, so they know that
at least, and that there are other people being looked
at and innocent until proven guilty. But it does not
look good all of the things going on. And I
just am like he's fully disappeared from everywhere. Speaking of disappeared,
Offset has deactivated his Instagram account after Cardi b his ex,
(59:21):
accused him of harassing her. When searching for his account,
message now reads profile isn't available. The link may be broken,
or the profile may have been removed. This comes after
Cardi B posted in a now deleted tweet that she
feels threatened that Offset questioned the paternity of her infant
son that she literally just had with Stefan Diggs, and
(59:42):
she shared the news on social media. But his ex account,
he literally someone from his ex account tweeted my kid
lol after she gave birth, and now he has deleted
his Instagram. His team says that that was not him,
tweeting that, of course not.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
So That's what I'm going to say next time, Next
time I write some rogue, because you know, I'm always
going rogue on social media. But you know, I got hacked.
Now I'm just gonna say whatever I want to whomever,
and then if they don't like him. I don't know,
it wasn't me, It was hacked. I got hacked.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Ai.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah it was Ai. It was the Russians or somebody.
I don't know. It was Ai, can't it was Martians.
I don't know who did it, but it certainly wasn't
me cussing out somebody who is mean to us. No.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
No, we're supposed to just take that and smile, exactly
Mike Myers just turned down a really big offer. He
was allegedly offered tens of millions of dollars to reprise
his role as Austin Powers.
Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
The story says he doesn't need the money. Who doesn't
need tens of millions of dollars. It's kind of a
surprising move considering that, like every franchise makes money I
think based off of nostalgia, but that one I feel
like would be a huge success. He seems uninterested. I'm
hearing possibly signaling that he's ready to leave that era
behind him focus on new things. What is he doing
(01:00:56):
was Austin Power.
Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I kind of appreciate that if he doesn't think it
can be good, that he's just not taking the money, yeah,
because I feel like that's what happens all the time,
is oh, you're gonna give me tens of millions, okay,
and then they just piece something together or whatever just
they can get paid. Maybe he isn't going to be
the best, so maybe he just doesn't. It's kind of
like Seinfeld and you know, maybe Curby Enthusiasm now and
(01:01:18):
a bunch of these other shows. But in the office,
you know, we hear all the time. Well, they pay
Steve Carrell, you know, gazillions of dollars, and he's like,
they wouldn't be the same. We can't do it, We
cannot do that show. In turn Bella, she dressed up
as his character for Halloween. Then she killed it. Oh yeah,
Doctor Evil and Mini Me and Sarabella got it down.
So they want to look her way, right, she got
it terms of dollars to do it, Yeah right.
Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Yeah, I guess he's focused on being a data and
he doesn't need to work because Halloween costumes. He makes
money off of that from the movie every time it's played.
And then the upcoming reboot of the Shrek franchise, which
like we've had now what six five, So he's doing Yeah,
he's getting paid, but I kind of want and Foxy Brown,
I would love if Beyonce came back. If you okay,
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Highlights tip. Yes, I am a radio app.
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While you're in the app, we have videos in there.
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Oh and then buy jingle Ball tickets. So once you're
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Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
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don't go to other ones. Fighten Yeah, you're right exactly.
Sherry versus Showbiz seven fifty in the Showdown. This is
her third appearance, second time breaker. I guess I have
to do the math in my head. Now we'll play next.
Do you have what it takes to battle show Buzz
show Ellie? In the Showbiz Showdown? Be Showbiz? You gotta
(01:03:06):
be sharp, you gotta be good, because Sherry's really good. Yeah,
you're telling me I know. Yeah, Hi Sherry, Hi Fred.
Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I'm doing great. How are you feeling? Is the question?
Because you know, pretty much undefeated in this game so far,
and I want to know how long this is going
to go on.
Speaker 7 (01:03:25):
I do too.
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
I'm hoping that Shelley does a major misstep today and
he can end this today.
Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I hope the same thing. Those I love. I love
these these fierce competitors.
Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
Yes, I really respect her though I've listened to her
for years and years years ever filed radio station and
I do. This is very very This is like a
full circle moment for me too.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Yeah, it was sad that they had to go out
of business after they got rid of show, Shelley. It
was sad about that. It's never been the same, it
never will be. But you know what, the mistakes were
made and we benefited. It's so happy about it too.
So let's play the game now. Is Sherry versus Shelley?
Seven point fifty is the prize before we met, Sherry
(01:04:10):
Oney eighty seven wins, only seventy five losses. Good luck
to both of you.
Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
All right, thanks you luck Shelly.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
All right, here we go off to the samboof poof.
She cannot hear the question. Sherry Porsha Williams lawyer said
she's cooperating with the FBI after an incident on a
Delta flight with another passenger. What brought Porsche to fame?
Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Porsia Williams.
Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
You said yes, three two, which singer said her Eternal
Sunshine Tour will be her last for a long time.
Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Ariana Grande.
Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
The met Gala twenty twenty sixth theme is Costume mart
Where does the met Gala take place?
Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
New York City?
Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Rumor has it that Sizza has been dating this a
bar song singer for a few months named the singer
Her and the Hunting Wives has reportedly begun filming season
two of their Horny Show on which streaming service? Would
you find that Horny Show?
Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Netflix?
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
That's wow? Five again? Another one? She got a five?
I guess her? She got a five?
Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Yeah, we're going to be here for a while. How
many times do we tie before we just give her money?
And I don't know right exactly? No, No, there's no
there's no buy it now option share We okay? Question
number one. Shelley Porsche Williams lawyer said she's cooperating with
the FBI after an incident on a Delta flight with
another passenger. What brought Porsche to fame? The real House?
(01:05:49):
That's right, which singer said, Her Eternal Sunshine Tour next
year will be her last for a very long time. Yeah.
The Metkala twenty twenty sixteen is costume mart. Where does
the gala take place?
Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
New York?
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
That's right, the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Rumor has it
that Sizza has been dating this a bar song singer
for a few months named the singer Shaboozy. Yes, and
The Hunting Wives has reportedly begun filming season two of
their Horny Ass Show on Witch streaming service. Would you
find the Horny Show? Three? Two? Peacock?
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Netflix's you?
Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
What?
Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
She?
Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
So you did it?
Speaker 11 (01:06:42):
You did it?
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
You didn't Sherry? Seven hundred and fifty bucks in lost
number seventy six for Shelley, and you snapped a ten
game win streak. Sherry, you did it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
Oh my gosh, thank you showing so much.
Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
Can I shout out my.
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Daughters, your kid, Floris, yours, the floor is yours again?
Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
And Page you're going to see Morgan Walling.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Nice your money? Yeah, that's very sweet for the Yeah
they are tickets. Yeah, yeah, well to give a speech,
I guess yeah, no, it's good. Okay, So seven to
fifty for you, Sherry, and I think Shelley you have
to say it. I don't even know what the protocol
is here, but yeah, I'm Shelley and Sherry showed me
up on the showdown on your own damn gang Wow,
(01:07:30):
thank you. Oh I love you. I'm glad you want
I am too. I like the enthusiasm you guys have
a great time. Hang on, Okay, thank you? Say right there.
We don't have any Morgan Walling tickets because they're too
expensive for us, So sorry, you don't have to spend
your money that you just got, right Jason Brown ticket, Yes, okay,
right right, you can. You can park the arena, which
(01:07:53):
you love that. All right, Shelley, it's back to one
hundred bucks tomorrow. Okay, all right, have a good day
you too, Okay. Bye. So Game Show Wednesday continues next.
We haven't finalized the theme yet for Kiki Karaoke. I'm thinking, yeah,
I had an idea, but I can't remember if we've
done it recently, so we'll discuss. We'll we'll have a
(01:08:13):
little show meeting here during the break and definitely gonna
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Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Like what is his name?
Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Mister Clean? Like, I less about a lot of pillow.
I'd like to hear more about that. So I have
a thing for him. I don't understand how for why
mister Clean.
Speaker 9 (01:09:20):
Does he does?
Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Yeah? Maybe I don't know. If it's like the ball
head I know Fred's show is. I never would have
expected that. That That's one I never saw coming. I
didn't think he was your type.
Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
He's my second wipe boy crush after Ryan Cabrera. That
was my first one. Mister Clean, Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Lately, Yeah, I did do you still you're still down.
Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Just for the nostalgia, just because he's my first crush,
like my first actual celebrity male.
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Crush, like that, my great hair. We have access to him,
so it's all good. But I'm married now.
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
I'm sure he cares off the market. He's upset about it.
Marry too, but he's passed. Yeah, I was curious. He's
punching here right now.
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I just know it.
Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
I know it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
He wanted to come and sing on the way down
for you, and we're true. You wanted to come sing
true for you, And I've waited all that.
Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
For you.
Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
That's always about you, and then you ain't got married.
Broke that man's heart. Unbelievable. I'm so sorry. I could
probably get him for your wedding. What everybody's welcome. I
will take you. Okay, that's not true. Definitely gonna be Paulica.
He's up next eight five five five three five ninety
eight wins, one hundred and five losses. Five general knowledge questions.
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We love when Paulina plays his game because we never
know what she's going to say. Kiki Karaoke already on
a grande theme. Why because her last tour or her
next tour might be one of her last for a
very long time, she says. And no, we're not doing
wicked songs. I'm sorry, I'm sorry leaving. I'm sorry to
our to our Theespians, to our theater fans in the room.
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You don't want to hear me do this?
Speaker 11 (01:10:55):
Hart?
Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Oh do I ever? Well, you missed it off the
but you can see it on the highlight on the
iHeartRadio app if you if you type in Fred Show
on demand. But Kiki here says that she has the
same voice as Olivia Dean. I do so that's exciting,
sounds just like that. And you said that was confidence headlines,
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fun fact and the entertainment reports coming up. We are talking.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Olivia Dean, which is how this all happens. We're also
talking Billie Eilish and then Amazon at the met Gala.
Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
The hell do you have what it takes to battleship?
Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
You're definitely gonna be Callina's battle not today.
Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
It's time to play the game, Paulina scampering your song?
Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
Now, what.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Is my chance to sing like show tunes? Cuz it's weak?
It weak? I know, right cause who am I I
don't know? Oh? I'm into music.
Speaker 11 (01:11:58):
Hold all of us sudden, heyday.
Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Uh, Brianna, Hi, Brianna, Hi. How's it going? It's going.
Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
No, nothing to be nervous. And we're a bunch of clowns.
Everybody knows that.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Hey, thank you. We letting you. What's the fun fact
about you?
Speaker 8 (01:12:24):
Well, it's about my daughters.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
My twin identical daughters are turning eighteen on Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Oh wow, what are their names?
Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Isabella and Sophia.
Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
I thought maybe you forgot them. Well, happy birthday to
them on Friday. Let's see if you can win for
them today. These are general knowledge questions against Paulina. We
invented this game one day Shelley was out, and then
the people demanded it Pauline. They demanded They wrote letters,
they wrote letters. I saw that. They picking it downstairs.
They were holding up signs. I saw that, and they
said it must happen on game show Wednesday. And here
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it is, because we listened to the people. Ninety eight
one hundred and five losses, five general knowledge questions. Off
you go, peeple a right, good luck to the cell.
Foof she goes. She cannot hear the question. She's left
the room? Okay, question number one for you, Brianna. On
July twentieth of nineteen sixty nine, Neil Armstrong became the
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first person in history to do what walk on the moon,
who wore the iconic green Versace dress to the Grammys
in two thousand and inspired the creation of Google images.
Which is true? Yeah? Name one of the three states
that share a border with California? Uh?
Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
Novada?
Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
How many movies are there in a trilogy?
Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Three?
Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
And if you're eating a Carolina reaper? What kind of
food are you eating? Oh? No, what a Carolina reaper?
That's what they call me on the weekends. I don't know. Really,
do you want to guess? Okay? Okay, I get a four?
Speaker 6 (01:14:02):
You got four?
Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I mean, were like, well on your way to a five?
You got a four? It's very good. No, it's very good.
It's fine. Ty does go to Paulina Because we only
played a game once a week.
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
We made that up.
Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
A four? Yes, Oh what a good one? Yeah it is,
it is really good. I see how you do? You? Ready? Yes?
On July twentieth of nineteen sixty nine, Neil Armstrong became
the first person in history to do what walk on
the moon. Yeah, And someone put allegedly in here and well,
they're not wrong, they are wrong allegedly. No, he did it.
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I think he did it. You were there, I was there,
I was I was I was a guy holding the
camera who didn't held the camera? Who were the icon
of green Forsach dress to the Grammys in two thousand
and inspire the creation of Google Images. Jennifer Lopez. Yeah.
One of the three states that share a border with California. Ooh, ooh, California.
(01:14:59):
That would be a m oh name, one of the three. Three. Well,
I is nott, Arizona, No, Nevada. No. I did I
give you no? No, I said Arizona. All right, you
gotta get these soup. How many movies are there in
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a trilogy?
Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
Three?
Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Yeah, Sally, if you're eating a Carolina Reaper, what kind
of food are you eating? Don't say? Don't say, I
do not say it. I muted you. Okay, take a guess.
I don't. I gave you both a long three A
sub sant which substandwich? That is I never ordered one.
(01:15:44):
It's a pepper. It's a pepper. That is a win
for Frianna wings. I can't believe it. You had hours
live in California, California a long time because I wanted
to hear law number one oh six. No not you,
No Utah, Nevada, Oregon. Ooh yeah, one O six is
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the record. Brianna, you win. I don't know what you want,
but you want something. It's gonna be amazing. Okay, and
happy birthday to your daughters. Hang on a second, it's
gonna start saying one thing wrong per show, like it's
a fact, just to set people off, because man at
bodest people. Did you guys know that Yuma, Arizona, which
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is on the border between Arizona and New Hampshire, it's
right there on the border, is the sunshine capital of
I guess of the country. Four thousand hours of sunshine annually.
You know Yuma. It's Huma, Arizona, which is right on
the border between Arizona and Connecticut. And it's an agricultural
hub too, the winter vegetable capital of the world. Did
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you know that? It sounds right to me? I know
you know where Yuma is, Uma, Arizonama. It's right on
the border between Arizona and Germany. Yeah, it's giving Germany,
and they have a rich history there with the Cocopa
Indian tribe as well. It's yes Native American tribes. They
also have a historic prison which is a Yuma Territorial Prison,
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and that's located in Yuma, Arizona, which is right on
the border between Arizona and Washington State. If you have
a unique climate there with four inches of rain every year,
and you can't miss Midnight at the Oasis, which is
one of their very well known cultural events, which is
headline every year by Olivia Dean covering Arndiground Grand Day
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in Yuma, Arizona, which is really it's right there between
South Korea and Arizona. Cal is Entertainment Report show. You
guys should check it out every year. It's great.
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
You guys direct your your anger towards Klin, not fred
I wrote the question.
Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
I apologize, honestly, of anyone in here that should have
known it, should have not let that one go because
I just was and I guess paying careful attention. It's
the guy from Arizona. No, you know, maybe the guy
and then I've made fun of you for living in California,
and you're right, So these are my These are my people, okay,
and I want to I just want to give a
public apologies my home state. I'm so sorry. I was
(01:18:15):
pushing buttons and looking around and it's my fault. Everyone.
I'd like to give a speech. Ladies and gentlemen. Perhaps
you heard of the indiscretion that occurred a few moments
ago where we mistakenly stated that Arizona did not border California,
and I'd like to apologize to not only the people
of Arizona, but the people of California and the people
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of New Mexico who somehow got brought into this, as
well as the people of Utah who have nothing to
do with this whatsoever. I like to apologize to all
of them. I'd like to apologize to everyone who was
offended by the era that we made, because because as
you know, when we wake up each in every morning,
we do our absolute very best to make everybody angry,
and we're so successful at it, including things we have
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no control over. But that one we did. That one
we did, and I'd just like to apologize for that indiscretion.
And I want you to know that I'm I'm checking
myself into digital detoks and you know, next week, guys,
next week, I'll be in rehab. I'm going to rehab
next week. Guys, I will not be here next week
because I need. I need to take time for myself
and to reevaluate my priorities. And I'll come back the
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week after and I'll make sure that I have it
together for you are dedicated listeners who were wildly offended
by then. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
I apologize everyone that's on me.
Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Yes, do we even have time for this? There's a
marine course station as well. You just keep talking about
you right there on the border between Arizona and Florida.
Just do one story, okay, I'll do one story. What's
not warm? Chanies. I don't know why you expect anything more.
Do one story? Okay, I'll do one story.
Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Kiki's voice twin Olivia Dean, who sings man I Need
if you don't know her.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
She announced her new tour on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
The Art of Loving is going on this summer US
and Canada, and you can buy tickets Friday this Friday
at ten am local time. However, she's doing something pretty.
Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Awesome for the shows.
Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
She's partnered with plus one Org, so one dollar per
ticket goes to strengthening and supporting communities in Jamaica. After
everything they're going through. Jason Brown noticed there is a
chunk of dates missing, so it's giving festival. She might
pop up. I don't know, maybe Lala, maybe some other
festival's fingers crossed. In the same lou Ray j called
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himself the third greatest singer of all time, just like
our friend.
Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Kikey right after me.
Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yes, okay, please go check out the highlights on the
iHeartRadio app. Also, I know it's Foxy Cleopatra, not Foxy Brown.
I apologize as well for that. I'm going through it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
And if you go to the app, there's a map.
We have a map there now and we actually we
have a map up now in the studio that we're
going to have here just for reference rehab by everybody. Nope,
I'm skys. I just I'm sorry. I've let everyone down,
and it's time for me to take a moment for
myself and really just sort of reflect on what's important.
And I'm going to do that, guys. The actual fun
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fact is next and I and my continued effort to
provide a public service. This one is about you don't
need ozempic anymore. What you don't need it, Paulina, you
don't know what you ever needed to begin with. But
I have something for you next as a public service,
to make up for the Cleopatra and the and the
and the Uma Arizona California border that we forgot it,
(01:21:30):
We forgot those those those kind people that live right
there on that border, that just they're just lost people,
you know, They're just forgotten people, and we forgot about
them today. Not the forgotten. I mean, the worst part
is I chested as Paulina, having lived in the state,
and she was right at the state that I lived in,
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grew up in. The moron is me. However, I have
a fun fact for you next I think will help
you to throw away to ozempic because I'm here to
the rescue.
Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Next more Freads show next right here, The Fread Show
is on h Fread's fun Fact Fred Fun.
Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
I think the real the real moral of the story
here is that I got too many screens and linking
lights in front of me, and I am I am
real life Ron Burgundy. I will just read whatever's in
front of me without thinking about it. So I mean,
maybe we need to hire like a fact checker. Well, no,
we got them. We got about thirteen of them at home.
Then it'll tell us when we're run. But like I
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just I just read stuff and then make fun of
Paulina and and not even know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
it is, it is, it is, it is. I deserve
the smoke. And I can't wait till our West Coast
listeners here because they're gonna be like, wait a minute, yeah, no,
it's gonna be great. No, it's gonna be great. Guys,
did you know smelling green apples will help you with
(01:22:57):
weight loss? Selling green apples will help you with late
with weight loss? A research, A research, a research here,
there we go again. Ron Burgundy Research stated that the
smell can help curb your hunger. The neutral sweet scent
that comes from green apples and bananas is enough to
temporarily forget about hunger. So there you go. You get
(01:23:19):
hungry for like some some delicious that's gonna, you know,
be fattening, and then you go nope, and you pull
a green apple out and cause you go over there,
and who doesn't who doesn't have one on them at
all times? And then just sniff it and then you
won't want it anymore? Really, Yeah, you think it'll.
Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
Work, that'll work because if you've given us a bogus
fun fact, we really have a
Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
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