HIGHLIGHTS: 06/03/2026

It's Paulina's birthday! Listen to her special guests surprise her!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Paulina birthday to day and uh so special people
wanted to wish you happy birthday. Ladies and gentlemen. Your
marketing team Jonathan and Patrick really more your bosses. Actually,
it's really more your supervisors. Take it away, guys.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh you know we have a marketing emergency. Oh we
have two options. They are very different. I don't know
hiring to choose. We have an email that has to
go out today. You wish your happy birthday, and we
don't know if we should say thanks, thank you?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
That is Is this the kind of group chat you
guys are in.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, yeah, no, they take marketing very serious.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Like I'm so ungry.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I got a patch Jonathan.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Patrick? That was Patrick. And then so Jonathan is your
best friend. Patrick is his partner. I don't know, boyfriend partner, partner,
boyfriend will take him. Yeah, I don't need to, I thinks.
But what are you guys doing? You know, class tickets?
How are you doing? Happy birthday?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I just want to say everything.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
I suggested that we call maybe one of your other friends,
and I was told by Jonathan, no, I'd rather call
in and said, and I said, I do this thing
that where I try to find someone new every year,
and you've already been on my love. I said, so
let's get Patrick in there. But you know we got
two for the price of ones.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, I wanted to hear from Patrick. So happy you
asked me. So thank god the show and show every show, Jonathan,
I can always count on you. It's Patrick that we
haven't hurt. Is this how it is in your life too?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
This week?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Patrick, you can talk about I don't know what are
you having a business meeting right now? Like, okay, our friendship?
This is literally our friendship. Okay, Well, is there anything
you guys want to say because we got to go.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, we want to say thanks, love and happy birthday,
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Thank you guys. I met that phase we're like, you
know when you meet your best friend's boyfriend or girlfriend,
like I like him more than my best friend.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, sorry, I know you're still here, King Patrick.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Shout out to the dogs. Jonathan and Patrick. You guys
have a good day. Thank you for calling. All right,
thanks so much? By by bye. There you go.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Wow, I literally said, Jonathan, are gonna let him take
the lead on this one? Patrick?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Patrick? You know, yeah, he said, I let him introduce me,
Jonathan constant, main character, energy, always and always. We're running
late today, so well, Bellahmin is going through and finding
the most qualified player in the to take you on
in the show. Oh yes, oh yes, we need the

(02:53):
most qualified player. We have another surprise for Paulina on
her birthday today. I'm going to play it for you.
Are you ready? It's good.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Look it's your mama, Mama. Can you say happy birthday, Mama?
That that's our friend Derek.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
But let's just look at mama.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
You say happy birthday, Mama happy?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Can you say it louder so she can hear Happy birthday, Mama?
Can you say so loud for mommy to hear Happy birthday, Mama.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Wait till she starts sing.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Birthday? Why aren't you using your big girl words?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
He read.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
For mom?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
And what are you when you give the king to mommy?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What are you gonna say? How are you going? We
landed the plan.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
We've got there now in a room together.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Well you know, we've been planning and plotting. But Jonathan
snarkily at one point goes because this was edited because
it took a while, But he said, what you can say, dinosaur,
but you can't wish your mama happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's your uncle. That's about right.